Lazy fucks

lazy fucks

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same

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I'm not lazy, I'm just selectively active. And I happen to select never.

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-pant pant-

boo thread

twitch.tv/tpain

tpain is playing overwatch bruhs

Boody Hopps maybe

i need material to troll Sabs with.

Who is Sabs?

Sabrina

Never heard of him.

Why is t-pain giving motivational speeches on twitch with just an image of overwatch

woops. pls delete this filfth...

why is this on my pc

what the shit ui

saved

You know why it's there.

POSTING RANDOM WEBMS WAS A MISTAKE

The kids love him.

Pretty hot stuff.

UI IS NO BETTER THAN A FUCKING APE.

pls dont get my ip banned from animus ui

i dont have anywhere else to go

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god damn it ui

banned for what

also we'll just evade

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THIS IS THE PROBLEM
IF I WERE TO MOVE IN WITH YOU I'D HAVE THE SAME IP
I DONT WANNA GO DOWN FOR YOU BEING YOU
I DONT WANT YOU ALL TO GO DOWN FOR MY SHIT

XDdd

That one wasn't.

9/10 drama

i shouldnt have to evade
i didnt do nuffin

if you do move in you'll probably become like family to me so i wouldn't mind going down with you

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what is wrong with having loli?

Pedo

Nothing.

anything on my pc can't be used against me in court.

also nothing illegal will be found

black lives matter

which is the problem, i don't want anybody especially family to be effected negatively by me

im just a oldschool irc memer who still fucks with people even though i'm retired

that
is
not
loli

nice

stop im dying

it is still grey area., and can't be used against me in court or as evidence

You better hope it cant/ I cant wait for you pedophiles to be fucking jailed. Scum.

They would use the murder journal that you add to every day instead, anyway.

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i die for my family
allahu ackbar

my brain is a grey area

that isn't even loli

I don't think people want me to post the stuff that is.

what if we just
world full of programmers

when the fuck is oregon getting ipv6

attention pls

maybe you should just give me the folder then :3

Are you legit worried?

like cmon haha

I could post until people yell at me, which will probably be soon.

if that was the case then libertarianism would work
but the fact of the matter is the majority of people in this country have 100iq and idk if uve ever seen how stupid someone with 100iq is

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America is stupid

That cat is pretty vocal.

just the world

I want to work for the fbi and they're going to look up my shit if i actually get in because security clearance

could work i guess. do you have a steam?

I have been outside before

Post shota instead

I use Skype for shitposters. You could ask Clockwork or Grim for it.

luck of my random webms is strong

just do drugs instead lmao

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same

Okay.

Except for the horrendous 3D loli, yeah.

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will do. thnx

str8edge!! :^)

been to europe too. and the vatican lol

hey, when you DL several hundred gigs of loli there is bound to be some shit that makes it through

rifk this webm

Wonderful

I know that feeling, I just stopped mass downloading, too much garbo shit.

You're a disgusting boy man.

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that's one hell of a skype name LOL

Flood detected

Oh

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Nope. America. Dump.

I forgot everything else. It won out by natural selection.

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oops

Phew, I thought it would be like that webm where the one cat tries to wake the other dead one.

Ui you are a waste of oxygen.
Kill yourself.
You greasy cunt.
I was trying really hard to be a nice guy.
But you blew it.
Fucker.
Go back to your basement you cheese stench cunt rag.

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT

i mean using a name you go by usually works but this is just 10/10

How could you say that

now i have to find part 2 where he saves the cat....

You haven't tried hard at anything in your entire life.

I mean, the one kitty that is a really deep sleeper and the other kitty is frustrated because they're late for dinner with friends.

My mom says I'm a 10/10 guy.

With my mouth, or I could type it out, maybe semaphore. I like to shake things up.

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What else dat mouf do

I was drinking water a few minutes ago. It can facilitate that.

scarlet.

movie time?

whoa don't give me any ideas

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Yet I have an amazing IQ, a well paying job, a degree and had several successful relationships.
Must feel bad that all you are is memer scum,.

watching steins;gate and going to bed
i have an appointment at 11 tomorrow for eye exam

why can't you? make it happen :^)
i will

You stay away from my mommy

Thank God.

Yeah.

the end

Ew.

baka

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNWyhl-I_ak

u clearly didnt see the whole webm

That's nice.
I drank Mountain Dew Pitch Black earlier.

You've all ruined my day. I hope you are happy.

Oh, okay. Carry on then. I thought you meant it was the end of your webms.

Sounds fucking awful.

this is just as bad as ui's shit

...m-meow

I hope you ruin your life instead

Yeah it's not that good. "Black grape". Tastes like Al Sharpton's nutsack

Only God can judge me, Grim. That is God's job. Not yours.

i heard people were being mean to you earlier
r u ok

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it clearly says in his name that hes a judge

I am God.

Alchemy is my tool

Cool shota.

I'd rather fly a blackhawk.

why?
the blackhawk is a completely different type of helicopter btw

Sounds too sweet. I wish I could find a mild grape or orange soda.

I meant morally. I will defer to your legal ruling, your honor.

Nobody asked you, you butt brain.

Does Alchemist know about this?

Is there any other kind?

Yes. Yes there is.

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Probably not.

who are you anyway

he is an underrated poster

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I know. I always liked the different roles it could perform.

There can be the uncool ones that they post in gfur.

What a stud.

Don't worry, I won't tell him.

it's all just transport, be it to insert/extract or medical
the Comanche was going to replace the Apache and be our one true attack heli.

god those subs

is he cute

yeah, i did the smart thing and filtered those mean people (boo/soto i think.) using my name in copycat manner early on before i saw anything.

then i just went back to intermittently watching my movie while browsing... before i headed out to the grocery store to pick up a 6-pack of Powerade Orange on sale for $4.50 CAD

*hugs tightly* I'm glad that you care about me at least, that makes me happy.
:)

i just got home and now am settled in. gonna prep an over for a nice flatbread chicken pizza.

i'm looking forward to watching the kewl new X-men movie tommorow! ^_^

Kaybe

That's not called shota though.

I really need an Holla Forums extension, this is pretty bad.

I care.

I'm thankful for that~

:3 gotta make sure everyone is all good

that sounds exciting! i'm probably going to just rest all day, maybe look into fixing my mouse or getting a new pet

Flatbread chicken pizza is pretty okay. I always get outvoted by all my friends for Chinese food though. I don't even like it really.

Lol go kill yourself ui

ur pretty based
let's flirt

There's not a flirtatious bone in my body.

Well, there is the one, I guess.

"I hate women but I'm not gay"

Politoed/Kabutops/Moltres almost lost to an Ambipom holy shit

I thought you left, loser.

NERD

gnight fams

I JUST LIKE MY SWIFT SWIM KABUTOPS AND MY TIMID HIDDEN POWER GRASS MOLTRES GOD

I know plenty of straight guys that hate women. I don't even think it's the exception.

Yeah I totally know what you mean. Pokemon stuff. For sure, man.

Bye bye

says the pedo scum

night

Basically Ambipom is garbage and the 3 I used were not and yet almost lost

don't you live where the legal age is 16?

bebop is good
bebop is great! ^ ^

Oh and also i might turn my spare bedroom/storage into a Greenhouse now! :3
i might be receiving a Tomato plant tommorow.

rest is good after doing soo much~
pets are cute and comforting irl. ♥

yeah it was rly cheap yesterday! so i picked up two big one for only $8 CAD

i miss chinese food... stuff like Wor Wonton & the classic American made 'chinese' sweet and sour~

ne ne

Chinese food is dumb.

oh i have to go get ptsd with my friend brb

i like Kabutops
:)

thats a rly kewl pokemon too me personally~ (because it evolves into that kewler ancient sycther!)

gl hf
;~;

This is at least twice as sad as it is cute.

Sounds like to train them is not your cause. Maybe you should pick up a job at the local Pokemart or something.

8 CAD? Is that like 0.25 USD?

tfw no crazy cat lady azn gf

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Can't go wrong with a cool three dollar pizza. Unless it's full of funky toppings.

I have leftover chinese food. time to eat

Time to barf tbh fam

He's been one of my favorites since gen 1, then they gave him swift swim and STAB moves that run off attack so he was finally viable

BUT I WON

It is always time to eat.

Barfing is the other half of the circle of eating.

Starting to sound a bit like Russia there man. You won, but at what cost?

To may toes
spinach
chikn

and Mozerella all on simple flat bread

nope looks pretty simple to me! ^ ^

Literally nothing

Remember. No Russian.

mine too!

i've alway thought haunter was cooler looking than gengar, imo

and i love eevee
and vulpix

Haunter is still my favorite

Sometimes they have fish and broccoli pizza that goes on sale because people aren't willing to eat things that taste like the bottom of a rusty dumpster.

For the Motherland, Honor and Freedom!

I still go back to play just that level sometimes.

give me your folder matey

we the jury find the defendant meowty

When you need to do something but you don't want to do it.

How big is your fricken folder?

Ew.

look at this cool edit i made to a pic i found a while ago tho!

It would be a huge bother to upload.

The shota one isn't that big.

Yeah.

What'd you edit onto it?

;~; i miss brocolli pizza....

im a lolishota

do it anyway
id appreciate it

sick as fuck

ew

this was from this

i dont see why its ew
ur implying sexual when im just saying im a little girl
ur the one with the dirty mind here sir

A guy who lives on a small island that thinks incest is ok because we live on an island and has the slaggiest looking women ever and a legal sex age of 16 because of it is calling me a pedo.

Five Irate Cats. Coming this fall.

It can be good, but only with a lot of unhealthy toppings to even it out.

That doesn't mean anything.

You'd be better served to go on the first page of any image congregating site and just saving that.

Psssssssssssssssssssssst I am trying to make ui mad. Its working.

yes it does
it means i am the little girlboy

and he is ignoring me now

Genderbending is too confusing.

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sounds like a meal!

but youre right here.........

scoots has serious mental problems
dont bully him

It's haaaaaaaarrrrddd

Well, if it looks like a meal, and it sounds like a meal, I guess it's a meal.

no its not

Small enough to share?

I'd agree with him :3

How was scarlet's eye test?

Destroying an entire team with just Cofagrigus is SO SATISFYING

Oooohhhh. I like it, cool look

It's not up to you to decide what's too confusing for me. Check your privilege.

I guess shotas are pretty small, but the logistics of sharing them is a nightmare.

eye wasn't there to see it

eye see

i feel comfy when i edit some photos/pics
it makes me smile to make something so simple look more deep vibrant and enthralling to look at~
depth~

lol i even turnt up this ones greyscale into a fitting purple creepy vibe
:3

the doctor wasnt in so i made them fix my glasses

ie; put tape on them

i have an appointment in like 10 hours to see them

i refuse

How wude of them

when something makes u have a ptsd break and then the xanny kicks in

You are refuse, yes. Just a pile of anthropomorphic garbage.

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no im a cute shota
like what ur posting
u should like me
:3

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Wooow not like that!@!

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Later potatters,
time for work
♥

uu lucky fucker

i dont have anxiety as long as mommy is with me..

Oh, okay. So are we talking, like, for dinner, then, or..?

Eat my minimal stress middle class life you scrub.

(im mommy)

bai ^_^

i would be fine with eating you and anything related to you

I thought he'd never leave.

But you also want to be mommy, right?

If I find you redirecting my plumbing I'll be very concerned.

Who are you anyways?

y-yeah but im not very independent right now, id love to be one day though be a good mommy..

Kaybe

Nice dichotomy.

I meant the folder!!

-can't sleep and rubs eyes tiredly-

It's not a folder in and of itself, it's just loose in my Pictures folder.

whats your point? are you not allowed to aspire to something?
and why be rude

You could drink until you pass out.

I'm not being rude, I'm just trying to make polite snide conversation.

No attempting to conceal it :p

-opens a container of apple juice and takes big sips- o.o

being snide is being prudent
i want to be nice right now

If somebody gets on my computer I'll just stick my head in the oven.

I guess you could make some prison wine with that. Not ideal though.

Thanks for hanging around and posting
really add some life to this place

Prudence is a good thing, though.

I literally have nothing better to do. Nice to see what the fuss is about anyway, after all the talking the gfurs did about it.

watch your tongue

I can just barely see the tip of it if I stick it all the way out and look way down. How long do I have to watch it for? Is it planning anything?

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Or you could just hide it in a folder somewhere.

I don't know, man, my head could use a good cooking anyway.

For some reason that reminded me of a practical joke TV show of a guy who talked about dutch-ovening his cats. Lost my sides.

sup

Was the show titled "Dutch-Ovening Cats"?

Hi hi

Oh I love dutch oven cats

Yeah, I would always watch it with my family after Buffy was over.

Hey Kaybe how's it going? I just got back from my workout a little while ago.

Just trying to kill some time until a wave of tiredness hits me. What did your worky work entail?

Full body workout. I switched to this routine a few days ago. I didn't get this tired after my previous routine workouts. It's so intense.

Is it Rocky montage type stuff?

Shotacon seems morally worse than lolicon.

Nah, it's more or less my same routine but all in one day. I'm just comparing this to what I used to do and I'm looking at overall growth. Also want to even out a bit more too. I try to do 3-4 core lifts for every muscle group. First chest, next legs, then arms, after that back and finally shoulders with an obligatory ab workout at the end for 15 minutes.

both are equally bad
don't discriminate because of sex

I can't remember what it's called but it's about comedians or something in London that go around doing real word practical jokes and put each other in dick positions.

Both are morally better than attending anime cons, though.

I could never get myself in a gym, lifting weights would put me to sleep and I would get crushed and die.

HOW

Nah fam, anyone can do it. You just need to give it a try. I've gone down in strength a little bit because I'm on a cut. Lost some size too on my arms which kinda sucks. I've lowered all my core lifts by at least 100 or so until it stops feeling so weird to do full body sessions. Also I can't go as heavy as I used to anymore. Kinda injured myself again a while ago.

I love when those shows do the one where the person has to ask people at a grocery store for items that somebody else gives them through an earpiece.

Maybe you need some synthol man. Maybe we all need some synthol.

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Never in a million years would I ever, nor should you for that matter. Unless of course you want to ruin your body and your life. Hell man, I'm too afraid to touch anabolics and gear up.

Not a lot of anime out there about magical scantily clad boys.

Nice pic.

Just does. There's no cultural affirmation of it. But there's a lot with lolis.

Ever called a little boy cute verging on sexual arousal, a pre-pubescent boy?

You can't talk about morals when anime is involved. There are none. However, morality itself would say it's bad to sexualize children. Just my two cents.

I don't see what the problem is, man. All of the muscle, none of the bustle. So what if your biceps explode every once in a awhile?

Cultural affirmation?

Yeah yeah it's like that. The episode I watched, the guy was applying for a job and when he was asked what he does on his weekends, his pre-prepared application formed told him to say he liked to dutch oven his cats.

Or maybe that's my Conservatism.

I dunno... seems like some people strictly post sexy children.

As in, they need a mainstream anime that isn't Boku No Pico.

See if controversy comes out of it.

Is Black Butler sexual?

youtube.com/watch?v=69D_ynd4FXw

Duh, it IS called Black BUTTler after all.

That doesn't make it more morally wrong, does it?

No kaybe no. That shit is bad. I'd rather work my butt off and train. Lift and run with good diet equals success. I've gotten multiple small tastes of success and it makes me hunger for more. It's sort of like a life style y'know?

Well yeah, of course they do. People are going to blog about whatever tickles their fancy. And that just happens to be theirs.

It doesn't but it seems that way.

Show someone who likes anime a loli girl in a swimsuit, then show them a shota in a swimsuit,

both provocatively posed, of course. And gauge their reaction. They'll probably laugh at the hypocrisy.

Someone needs to make a Youtube video at a con doing this.

Sounds pretty healthy. I'll have to take three times the recommended dosage of my preworkout and maybe some caffeine pills to catch up to you.

I used preworkout in the past and it just felt weird. I'm going to find a new one though. Also caffeine pills are so fucking bad. The ones I have are like 200mg per cap. They make me so god damn shaky.

You found it!!! welldone ^^

Yeah, it's probably slightly more of a cultural moral taboo, I doubt it's by much though.

The key is to take preworkout every hour on the hour so that your body is always ready for gains. Make sure to do it during the night too, waking up for a few scoops.

I am the best

aroooooouuunnd

Who the fuck are you? Rich Piana? LMAO

Good morning, master ^^

Nothings ever gonna keep you down.

ptsd sim was fun
I FIXED MY MOUSE AFTER 7MONTHS

you could have tried this 7 months ago

I was wondering...

What is the ideal breast size?

7months ago i thought it was the mouse and when i finally got time to order another it worked for like a month then it fucked up again
not my fault razer is so shit

That dude wishes he could take as much preworkout as me.

Until my inevitable death, anyway.

I didn't know they kept mice on life support for that long.

Depends on who you ask.

For all women it would be b-cup because it is the most comfortable for us

Yeah I know, just fucking with ya.

That motherfucker is insane. You have no idea what his last cycle was like. That guy is going to die within the next 10 years probably.

Yes. That is a true statement.

It was directed towards my pet, but not worded as such.

Practical boobs.

baka

You like boobs?

LOL
WHY
EVEN

is there more

He's a true body builder. Right now he's working on beefing up his heart. Perma bulking his liver is the route to maximum size.

... Pet?

I don't speak erotic cartoon language

The man is en route to death.

Sorry. That was immature.

Every human likes boobs. I guess they're not too interesting if you think about it for too long.

The word itself is funny.

uhm nonot on the hdd

cute

And he's going to look the Grim Reaper in the eye and ask him if he even lifts. God bless America.

Wet little kids after swimming lessons are the worst. I remember when I was one of those. Ick.

Do you like big boobs.. ?

Bloodchan belongs to me.

I legit cracked up at that.

Yes. I think they're cool.

youre uhm
doing things to me

You can have him.

Do you like all sizes? Which size do you prefer?

You can't prove that in a court of law.

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y-yes i can

Well, you can't prove it to me, and that's all that matters anyway. So there.

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Master?

i mean i could..

Nothing will distract me from my documentary.

i already am!

Maybe you're a part of my documentary and you don't even know it.

master.. where are you

You have been forsaken I guess. Time to move onward and upward.

Right here pet.

master wouldnt do that to me..

youre not my master... i calling him and he's not picking, i think something is wrong

halp

He wouldn't, and yet, here we are.

Just come here and sit in my lap and I'll pet you.

.///. omg pls
where did you find that pic of me

You don't remember? You mailed it to me.

About four dozen times.

I guess I better let the cops know
I keep more meat than they keep at costco

PLS

i know he wouldnt because he promised me

nu.. i belong to kanra now and forever

not for long

Do you cook them up in the pot slow?

Thank you. That's very polite.

You know how promises go.

my nigga

forever is a very long time..

who are you even..

Ah I see too bad then.

I don't want to pick cotton for you

Your friendly neighborhood Kaybe

why do you want to be my master.. ?

Are you from /lewd/?

God no. Gfur.

to inflict pain upon you and gain sexual pleasure from it

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wait... you're gay? -backs away slowly- what made you come here?

but that's not fun...

Dude, fags are gross. I'm here because like 10 gfurs post here now and again.

No they don't, we got rid of their kind a month ago

Eisen was posting like two hours ago. You didn't do a very good job.

you should send me that loli thread on skype..

I didn't know she was a Fur, I'll work on her starting today.

Thread?

Her?

I feel like I'm going crazy.

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