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that feel when no grim snap
luka's food(overwatch) money edition
i wasnt able to
i havent made a new thread since i came back
would you still smash even though half her body is like stuck and her arm looks like its a t-rex's and she walks like a zombie irl
The fuck is wrong with you to say yes to that?
I missed this
theres something wrong with you if youd ever say yes to luka
i really need to talk to someone here its URGENT
im in a csgo lobby im waiting come chat
I remember that place.
Do you need CPR?
no im certified in cpr i can handle myself
I'm leveling attack though
I don't know what that holy shit was directed at
Are you really Korean?
Yeah but you got addy on
The cerebral palsy thing
why would i be korean
Well yeah all my combat stats are in the 30s
Is Scarlet still here?
No she's in my bag
It says on your flag
What about the 1 def pure dream?
definitely as fast as possible grim
i cant believe he fell for his shit also
What's the benefit to that though
Why are players with loads of skins and knives always a shit rank
Pking is more fun
I sat next to a chick in middle school who had cerebral palsy and she was really cute but half her body was stuck and walked like a zombie
She was super nice though and i was nice to her too, she would occasionally get made fun of though.
This one time during class I was wondering if I would smash and in the end I was like hell yeah, I would fuck her so hard her whole body will be fucked up afterwards, rather than half
If you could be any grill, who would you be?
i don''t have a square to spare
I can't spare a square
Gimme ur snapchat
Bitch walked like a White Walker irl tho
Iwill go shower and cry
Soto would fuck a mentally retarded girl
What the fuck is wrong with you?
is this me??
think we should talk to him and warn him of the succubus?
I just showered
already to cryy
She's probably into freaky stuff
I can count to ten
Cerebral palsy is not mentally retarded, it's muscle control and movement?
Wait why cry D:
.I can't understand....
nobody came to playyy
She wasnt mentally retarded, she was actually smart
Idk what was up with her body though, looked like it was super glued tbh lmao
Yeah, she kinda was
Well, n-not that'd I'd know or anything
You're still not home?
YOUR MOVES ARE TRIGGERING ME
have you played since the rank update? DMG/LE is the old LEM/SMFC
Oh I don't do that anyway
Damn man, what's keeping you out so late?
Still an invalid.
My curriculum full of enrichment
okay dude lets fucking do this
real to real
heart to heart
love at first frag man
we're doing this
holo the wise wolf
Gimme yo snapchat
am I that badddd
There is only talking to be found here.. is that okay with you?
You're just joking
I'd say DMG is
Especially for NA lol
Neru post nips
What exactly is that
Oh right, you do public transport
I worked 10-5 today and I'm going to see The Nice Guys in a minute
tfw you wanna take lewd pictures of yourself but you still have a rash all over because of shitty detergent
just realised i have fucking benadryl SITTING ON MY DESK and i didnt take it
so im taking that now
Thank god this anime is getting a second season
Compliment your cashier for me
yes im just trying not to pass out. to think i could be out flirting with cute girls riht now but im busy
I am not hip to the modern memes
I'll call her/him beautiful and tell them my brown friend told me to say it
to think i could be out flirting with cute girls riht now but im busy
You're posting on Holla Forums. The chance of that happening is near impossible.
Busy with whaaat?
I'm tryna see asses
here's a big fat ass
i mean if i were outside itd be easier, but that requires outside
school and stuff. gotta get it done before i out all weekend
can we watch it together ?
It comes out in Fall 2016 though
So if I don't die in Greece
It's hard to rank up when you solo queue and run into so many griefers and cheaters but whatever
what rank are you then?
I fucking trusted you bard
how could you do this to me?
I'm not lying....
move in with me <3
I may have already signed a tenancy for my house next year..
of course. koreans are very cute.
these asses my nigga
Where can I get more o these
Do you know General Choi Hong Hi?
you have to cyber me for them
The website you linked me wouldn't completely load.
C'mon it's your national sport!
wait but why did you want to know that murder?
No like we kinda texted for a while
Better that way tbh
Who is best black jack?
congrats you've trolled me
also look at this bullshit
i dont know what either of you are talking about
You don't know who Black Jack is?
That could've been a cute romance
Just kidding I'm LEM :c
NA matchmaking seems.. not nice. You don't have Russians but it looks like people troll more.
Trying to test if you are really Korean..
no im sad
i already said why would i be korean i just live here
So where are you from originally?
aaa would you
Probably some brown asiany place like Guadalupe.
No sad <3
Black Jack = 2NE1
Minzy was best ever
я из россии
oh kpop stuff okay
-brings you your tea and a watercress sandwich-
What brought you to Korea?
Ah a sandwich too!? So amazing ^^
starting to feel sleepy though
Yeah if you link the site again
Or we can just play leag
So you went to Korea for school? What do you study there? Is it hard to live there if you don't speak the language?
school and no, they all speak english here. i do network engineering so
Do you have a nice Korean qt gf?
Also good luck in school
I am dat boi
remeasure tits since i havent done it in 3 months
Your recommended bra size is 36DD/36E
WHAT THE FUCK?!
and a hufshufs for you too
days are sleepi
i dont its hard to find one im interested in. had sex with plenty
Oh shit waddup
That first world problem is amazing
What are you drinking?
that game where I got 35 kills and lost, we had a guy on our team that was calling us shit the whole match, teamkilling me, throwing my awp out of the map, etc.
the struggle is real
i dont even understand how
i measured it correctly
i watched like 3 videos on how to do it
they dont look that big
but its 34 underbust 39 bust
every calculator says thats my cup
what the fuck?????
i mean i knew they were big but...
at least he abandoned halfway through and got a 7 day ban kek
Kinda wanna eat on tinychat
i got fucking fries too bruh
vodka and soju of course
i can wear my glasses now
because they put tape on them at the eye place
ill make it then brb
*pets the Sonata* Can't wait to have all the boba in LA
I've missed you btw...
All that matters is they get bigger :3c
Love me some straight vodka
Haven't had soju in years tho
^_^ -goes to LA and is frightened by all the traffic-
i dont even know if i want them to get bigger
can i trade them to my gf so hers get bigger?
There's a limited amount of boobage out there and it's going to all the trans girls
If I didnt love innocent flat chrest women so much this may just be a crisis
Then don't think.
yeah alocolol here is good
TP is playing overwatch?
Yeah there is a ton of traffic. Already got everything planned out so hoping to not deal with it too much
Just rub them together
Won't do anything , but it'll make me happy
What do you miss about Russia?
absolutely nothing, russia was shit. never going back
OH DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART
i couldnt if i try
Holla Forums is weird and all broken for me
there's no css and all and it's barebones html wtf
finished building my punching bag stand.
today i managed to almost accidentally cut off 3 of my fingers. thankfully only 3 and they're still here toobarely
oh now my shit doesn't even work
fuck Holla Forums
going to the grocery store before it closes
Have a good night/day or whatever
Iam such clevers
please enlighten me
stone cold killer
Iam not allowed to lighten others without a fedoralicense thoughh
30 minute queue the dream
goggles do NOT cam
Now I know how pro players feel
Except without the money and asian fangirls
I do not believe that is legitimate
can goggles even fit in the view of a cam?
itis totally legitimate
I do not own one.
Let's league later.
That would be logical
mfw taking benadryl
Okay. I am waiting for frelkzy to get home to play with him, though.
I normally restart mine after like 10 minutes and then it pops instantly.
the first tim I saw name my bong or name my pipe threads except they never said it was a bong or a pipe I had no idea what they were for I mean a lot of the pipes people posted look suspicously like dildos
hi guys i'm new
Smoke a tree and then fuck a tree.
is anyone alive
-serves squash with lentils and a nice pork broth-
the same tree
Steamrollers are shaped like that
Post ending in 95 names by bong, if I ever get one.
u V/\ bruh???
I never knew this side of you neru
Won't that burn though?
we're in tc
early b threads were weird
I DINDU NUFFIN
Why would you do this to me.
any1 wanna flirt?
My E-penis is huge btw.
Oh hey I found a cap of Boo
when did you join anyways
I bet you are ancient on me
I'm [redacted] years old.
me on the left
-gives you baked apples with nutmeg and cinnamon-
oh my shit works again
too bad my mouse doesn't work
aaaa I totally forgot like a few months before thrads I think butt when I started there were boxxy threads with the game in tiny letters
I can guess now.
That was when it was the most fun huh
I won't because I don't need to.
oh fuck yes !!!!!
i am now thank you
i love milooo
tfw no (You) bf
ill be ur bf tonight
Why even live?
You're welcome ^^
walk in on some serious faggotry
do you like anal much?
feel it my nigga
I know. Being alone is horrible.
I can't. My Internet is shit now. I'm living out of a camper.
I'm a pure maiden virgin
-sits in front of the front door looking up at the handle, wondering if the pizza person will come tonight?-
I'll kill you if you kill me.
I'm living out of a camper.
The guy you went on a date with doesn't have potential?
Since when are we niggas?
You ain't mah nigga.
Because I've never had sex
I'm high right now. I'm ok
He does but he's really far away now
subtle is it just choppy for me or am i having issues?
this is ruining my life
The tears are making it hard to type. ;~;
oh why have you never fucked ur gfs
wait why did you reply to that?
what are you talking about
The live event ended like 10 minutes after I linked you, didn't think it would since I just tuned in ><
It starts at about -1.30.00, you can go back and watch if you want
Oh of course it starts at -1.30.00, the event was 90 mins long
Oh, you asked how he was an untouched virgin, and I linked back to how he was living in a camper. Next level humor.
ya but it was being choppy as hell
its fine now dw
jk, i herd you smonk weed
that's pretty cool
you wanna smonk weed?
You have been logged out. You may have been banned from this room, or your account may have been logged in from another location.
Fuck you too then.
I don't have any weed right now
I'm using a dripper
-yawns and looks around curiously. He peeks through the mail slot in the door but sees no pizza- :<
try a different browser
why have you never?
fuck ur making me want pizza
id do anything for a fucking pizza rn
I've tried IE, Firefox, and Chrome. I said I was going to bitch about it briefly, which I did.
Why don't you use money instead
To buy more weed
;_; -wonders what kind of pizza you like best?-
bbq chicken or the uh alfredo pizzas
i want it so bad ;___;
Because it never happened
Me too dude
Pssst. Hey Kid.
I herd you're looking for some pizza.
Try using a proxy then
I start work tomorrow tho
didnt ban you buddy
-has never had either of those. Rilly likes ham and black olive- :3
I'm over it already.
Oh well never mind then.
Those are some quality doggies you're postin'
As what? A prostitute or a wageslave?
Or criminal master race?
Yeah I can get you a pizza.
Just hop into my steam message in this dark secluded alleyway.
I will fucking euthanize you
you look like shit
yeah working hard building shit all day kinda does that. idgaf
happy birthday, desu
ON A PIZZA
How do I convince a doctor to prescribe me vicodin or oxy
it was rude to interfere with my flirting with kanra
._. -hides and holds out a slice of pepperoni and italian sausage to you with a trembling hand-
I'll allow it.
i dont want to do opiates anymore
its fucking great
also i wanna fuck you fyi
I'm not going to say
I don't plan on keeping it that long anyways
Happy birthday cuck!
-has chicken thighs in the fridge soaking up his blended spice rub to be bbq'd tomorrow. Is hungry now though- ;_;
i want one of those sausages also
yeah eat that sausage
-thinks you mean bratwurst- \^_^/
yes sure get me one
the tiniest bit of brown sugar to add carbon charring
now put it in your mouth
That looks pretty good.
I need some hardcore painkillers right now. I feel like my leg is being pulled off
Why do you want to fuck me
-doesn't want bratwurst right now- :<
...This is just impressively gay.
Gotta stay NEET
its not about what you want
its about what i want
youre the maid right?
put the sausage in your mouth
I don't enjoy being broke
it's just to hold me over til I can find something else
I think the show is about taking selfies.
-creeps away from you- <.<
then u should be able to get opiates say pain is 9/10
cus ur qt
im giving this 1 star on yelp
-forgot black pepper, fresh ground! Can use red peppercorns if you prefer more heat in your bbq, cuts through the hotness nicely-
I hope I can get some. This is awful
I'd totally let you fuck me btw
its a pain fucking anal virgins
use a dildo first or something and get used to it
i dont like hurting people and it always happens
I am 100% serious when I say this but it really has started to get boring here.
no more thread
I already have. I've had an anal training kit for over a year now.
so ur saying i just can go in like its a pussy?
yeah id ravage you
we're all in the tinychat you nigger
It's to be expected when there;s a tc going
I tried to entertain you a few times.
remember when sci was normal
pepperidge farm remembers
-has a coupon day to try and get business back, otherwise will have to be a homeless Sonata and eat squirrel treats and live in a tree.-
I think he lives in my city
I wanted to fight him so bad
You mean like a Sugar Daddy?
I would pay to see that
what state do you live in?
i know where he lives
but thats a secret
I'm not talking about now... I mean like the board in general.
I think your timezone puts you in dead zone times
thats my box :3
stop calling me a fucking prostitute
I live in michagan
press  to fall asleep petting grims chest hair
im from detroit
we've talked about this before on steam
I mean technically I didn't, I just implied you would seek male companionship that would financially provide for and spoil you.
In return for sex, like a prostitute
ill be in detroit in july
wanna hang out?
-yawns and retires to steam for the night- <3
no complaints here tbh
I have no way to get to detroit
At least you have reliable transport out of it in a coffin.
The opps won't catch me lacking
C'mon, gay stuff is fun, remember?
You won't work a day in your life if you love your work.
I mean if you want, hey, we can do that when Erin's up.
I do not sleep.
Wadafak are you doing it's 6am
Suckin' dicks for money
Your crush wants to send me pics of her butthole since I bought her a pizza.
Koreans do the darndest things ^~^
they're so cute
hello cuppycake, how you?
one could ask you the same
I share everything with you.
THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
and in response to what I'm doing
smoking dank nugs
do you have the kickstarter link for your promise ring?
i want to donate
i have some surplus money and wouldnt mind being ripped off like test was for giving you food money
I dont want any money
you can buy me things instead in return for things
do you have a dental kickstarter i can donate to
how do i know you just wont buy more heroine?
Yo, that's fucked up
I'll rip you off sometime
If you want
I have no kickstarters for any purpose
i can see your nudes by going to the san diego aquarium
I bought a macbook and an apple watch yesterday
I have plenty money :s
I going out to dinner with people this evening, but yesterday I woke up at like 7pm so.. I think I have to stay awake all day
ah :x I hate when that happens
theres still an entrance fee
tfw nobody to spoil you
man id be the best sugar baby t b h
then how do i get you to beg for money from me like you did with test?
i wanna help you but i dont want it to go to coke
i have literally zero qualms with doing that
but i think ur trolling
go buy Sara pizza or something
lol I am trolling
if you were my wife I would spend money on you tho
i just cant imagine yan kissing you with all those gross teeth interactions
i want to donate to stop this from happening
more like pony sassmaster
affection and attention is free~
I'd buy Sara cute shoes and stuff.
Scarlet, I'm going to the store! Do you want me to get the schwarma or the curry deoderant?
it was a twitter shoutout name in one of the episodes of TCR
boo is boopolar
he need to take boo stabilisers
Indians only use organic cow shit deodorant you culturally insensitive ass.
youre just saying this so you can reuse my needles
Thanks Lee you fucking bakalord
Yo The Nice Guys was hype as shit, go see it IMMEDIATELY
Also tunes for Bard
i dont have cute shoes rn
tfw u got a pizza for shitposting
this is the same way i got my gf
meme magic is real
when you read boo bait
This kid gets me every time
so I can mainline a whole cigarette
im a paid hillary shill
that webm bruh
[ENGAGE OPERATION DEFEND ERIN]
see Entertain yourself booseph.
I don't know what he was on, but I want some.
The Charlie can't get you now, you're safe
That was an accident
I'm surprised Grim even has a dark souls meme
haha what the heck is this
its far the fuck out dude but i like it
I killed fiddy men
thats so fucking cute
the fan art makes her kawaii as fuk
He likely does not understand the significance
They're pretty cool huh? Sound right out of the 70's, some prog magazine didan article on them and I checked them out
sounds starship sas fuck
wheres it rushing 2 ; l i o
tfw that no pickle pee
tfw that no pump a rum
this is a classic lol
harpies make me so hard
harpies best monsume
It's actually an invisible crow
I'm gonna cap the shit out of her when I get a new laptop
nice, share that shit
The end of that song sounds so much like King Crimson to me with the sax or whatever
There's no caps
just fan art
well crows don't make me hard at all
I'm talking about that girl
I'll think about it
Good I will keep Snuggly all to myself.
like you thought about the natsumi folder?
I said I was gonna do it after I was done with the ones I was working on
but then my laptop ended up shitting itself
That no pump arum
that no pickle pee
would you give her the pumparum
is that the butthole
do i see a butthole?
yay my rash is going away
I just checked gelbooru to see if there was enough to make a quick one but there's only 94
stop being so rash
speaking of which, where is scarlet? scarlet, post dirt pipe.
who wants to know
you with the aquarium?
take him back
Too much Dark Souls shitposting.
its soulsposting hour?
im right here
what is dirt pipe
You could have stopped.
god I wish that ere me
God, Mega Kangaskhan is disgusting
I wish you were dead too.
I don't know what that means.
I have to get up early to go to a funeral but my whole body hurts
don't go lul
It's my grandmother
They could squeeze you in and make it a double funeral, I guess.
she'll understand why you couldnt go
dont even worry about it
no need to
It would be considered rude by the rest of the family though
could always just tell them you were really sick
thats what i say whenever i wanna blow something off
they always understand
bunnies need good rapings too.
oh I forgot to rejoin the tc
Yeah, some people feel obligated to go though.
Yeah you bitch
Suck my dick