Fullderp: "I wanna marry cancer!" edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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 THE RULES: 
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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1.  /roomvoice (username) 
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.
2.  /publicroom 
This lets us enter the room.

 /dt [x]  - Get additional details on a Pokemon/item/move/ability.
 /weak [pokemon] or [type 1]/[type 2]  - Provides a list of resistances, weaknesses, and immunities (ignoring abilities).
 /coverage [move/type 1], [move/type 2], …  - Provides the best effectiveness match-up against all defending types for given moves or attacking types.
 /learn [pokemon], [move, …]  - Displays if a Pokemon can learn the given move(s).
 /ds [x], [x], …  - Searches for Pokemon that fulfill the selected criteria. Search categories are: type, tier, color, moves, ability, gen, resists, recovery, priority, stat.
(Replace / with ! to display results to the room.)
 /me  - Allows for erotic roleplaying and crogre memes.

 Protip: 
Put your memes in [code] tags to make it easier for the champ to import them!

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Just copy and paste!
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 Current status: 
Dead hours.
No champ.

2nd for would you have sex with Nidorina, y/y

n

bump

I'll champ
theme: friendly people of color

PokeGirlKimberly (Jynx) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Tears
- Facade
- Nasty Plot
- Trick

Black charizard

Bisharp

here changing suggestion

Make it a Slaking named Papa Negro

eject button unown

snitches get stiches (Weavile) @ King's Rock
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fling
- Ice Shard
- Knock Off
- Taunt

sixth mon's in jail

jokes on you, unown is a person of color
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still imprisoned
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A mon with sturdy

Primape named BLM or Riot, give it a metronome and use rage.

You can give it other moves too, but you must use rage first.

Except I got my suggestion in first.

Chimp can do other suggestion, take mine as "A mon with sturdy or "

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★s fds fsdf sc sc: retard team
★s fds fsdf sc sc: go forfeit
s fds fsdf sc sc forfeited.
Innocent Citizen won the battle!
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new champ

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Okay I'm champing

Jellicent @ Leftovers Ability: Cursed Body IVs: 0 Atk - Taunt - Recover - Giga Drain - Will-O-Wisp

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Fat Shamer (Any mon that learns grass knot and low kick) @ Float StoneAbility: An ability of your choiceEVs: EVs of your choiceA nature of your choice- Grass Knot- Low Kick- A move of your choice- A move of your choice

Fat Nigger (Scrafty) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Crunch
- Dragon Claw
- Ice Punch

Spicy Shrimp Roll (Gyarados-Mega) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 SpA / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower

Resugg me #6

A name of Your Choice (Any mon that learns at least 3 sound based moves) @ An item of your choiceAbility: An ability of your choiceEVs: EVs of your choiceA nature of your choice- A sound move of your choice- A sound move of your choice- A sound move of your choice- A non-sound move of your choice
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Category:Sound_moves

Lets get this slow-moving disaster going

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what are you, casual?

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What if I am?

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NEW CHAMP

Noone is watching me ;_;

I'm here for you bub.

me chimp

possibly LC?

White Mage (Togekiss) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Defog
- Heal Bell
- Magic Coat
- Wish

you can use an LC version of thsi if you want

Forget, LC, just make it normal.

Make A Splash (Any mon that learns splash) @ An item of your choiceAbility: An ability of your choiceEVs: EVs of your choiceA nature of your choice- A move of your choice- A move of your choice- A move of your choice- A move of your choice

"no"
any LC poge

Guard Tard (Rhyperior) @ Choice Band
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch

That's… pretty vague. Okay.

its a free mon with a restriction. enjoy

you don't even have to give it splash, so you can just go gyarados, belly drum, or 184 days

Yeah, I know. Need 3 more.

if resuggs are open

Winter-chan (Glalie) (F) @ Glalitite
Ability: Inner Focus
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Ice Shard
- Avalanche

You have 4 doe

You mean

?

OK.

Roselia @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA
- Water Sport
- Giga Drain
- Dazzling Gleam
- Hidden Power [Water]

nature, nickname?

You'll have to nickname it yourself champ

whatever

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Shittiest fucking team.

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new chimp

Me chimp~
Please, be gentle =^.^=

Also, AG.

I'LL TRY SPINNING (Hitmontop) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Mach Punch
- Pursuit

any BOOM BOOM variant

Splash Redux (Clawitzer) @ Life Orb
Ability: Mega Launcher
EVs: 252 HP, 252 SpA, 4 SpD
Modest Nature
-Dark Pulse/Dragon Pulse
-Scald
-Ice Beam
-Aura Sphere

Any mon running unaware + swagger + defense/eva boosts

Can't do swagger in OU m8

He said AG

Oh, right.

leveru 1 cottonee

rayylmao

RAYY LMAO

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Cute Loli 2gud for fear team

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loli 2gud for this team, too

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rate my shitmon
muh GOLD (Altaria-Mega) @ Altarianite Ability: Pixilate Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def Lax Nature - Safeguard - Outrage - Draco Meteor - Power Swap

ayy yo hol up
are you sayin
we wuz cux an shiieet?

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fuck nvm safeguard doesn't prevent confusion

Gay deer gets outskilled by hot double-reverse trap

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wtf he didnt even pm me?????
bugged game over mechanics

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The opposing Haxorus is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The opposing Haxorus fainted!
hopeIdontDC1 won the battle!
Ladder updating…
★Esbam: lol xD
★Esbam: gg
★hopeIdontDC1: thx

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New champaloo

Me chimp

Drifblim @ BrightPowder Ability: Aftermath EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Minimize - Baton Pass - Calm Mind - Substitute

Ring-a-ding-Chingling,
I AM THE CHAMP

Give me memes with 「JoJo's」 names.

Wait, fuck. This guy showed up.
「Thoth」 (Jirachi) @ Leftovers Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 248 HP / 224 SpA / 36 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Future Sight - Doom Desire - Wish - Protector「Khnum」 (Zoroark) (M) @ Black Glasses Ability: Illusion EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Swords Dance - Knock Off - Sucker Punch - Pursuit

mifue (Venusaur-Mega) @ Venusaurite Ability: Chlorophyll EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Giga Drain - Sleep Powder - Sunny Day - Ingrain

Smeargle @ Focus Sash Ability: MoodyEVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Baton Pass - Acupressure - Spore / Dark Void- Protect

Free pick named after someone that you hate

「SPEED WEED」 (Venusaur) @ Life Orb
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Sunny Day
- Sludge Bomb
- Solar Beam
- Hidden Power [Fire]

(oops wrong tier) Tirtouga @ Berry Juice
Level: 5
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Shell Smash
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge
- Zen Headbutt

...

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ivs*
fuck im gay and dumb

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Here goes Nothing

Run HP Ground.
HP Fire already hit steel types for the same damage (bar Ferro) but HP ground also hits poison and fire types that like to switch into Venusaur quite often. Ferro is 2hkoed by HP ground so its still not a switch and you come with all of this. You also now have the opportunity to kill pokemon like Nidoqueen without putting yourself at the irritating -2 spAtt which can allow you opponent to set up or stay alive. Also if a steel type switches in on a suspected sludge bomb or a giga drain, what do you think it is going to do next? It is going to test for the HP fire. So your opponent switches into their fire type because they sure aren't switching into a water type. You can now resist the attack from an electric type and fire off a super effective hit.

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Venasaur a qt

If we're gonna ignore damage for coverage why not go mixed with earthquake instead?

FUCK YOU TOO ZAREL
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Venusaur is the MVP

NEW TEAM
FIRST REPLY PICKS TIER

Articuno @ BrightPowder
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Double Team
- Mind Reader
- Sheer Cold
- Roost

OU
「THOTH」 (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 224 SpA / 36 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Future Sight
- Doom Desire
- Wish
- Protect

the black culture (Golem) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
IVs: 0 Def
- Explosion
- Counter
- Sucker Punch
- Stealth Rock

oops wrong tier (Tirtouga) @ Berry Juice
Level: 5
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Shell Smash
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge
- Zen Headbutt

I CAN'T (Camerupt) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Anger Point
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Explosion
- Endure
- Earthquake

focus energy is optional

crogre

Is this a meme or is it Curse Kyogre, this is ou if that is the later

BrightPowder is AG only, I thought.

Anyway Big Jim

It's a meme (it's in the pastebin) and Kyogre isn't OU anyways.

DT and SC are banned from OU

I was first to call so you're AG

𝕮𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖊 (Kyogre-Primal) @ Blue Orb
Ability: Primordial Sea
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald

is a crogre

It's AG, retard

Change to Weedle with Choice Specs

Okay

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(checked)

Just to confirm, this will be the team. AG will be the tier

Game where?

was this a new team or a new champ call, do you really need confirmation for something you've already done

No change last pick to Weedle with Choice Specs, I said

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Oh, sorry, I will change that next match

you can ignore mon changes champ. those are optional. folks gotta go with what they originally put and may suggest changes.

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I don't really have qt pics of anyone in the team

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I don't understand this picture, could someone explain it to me?

just an edgy drawing

I just don't get why someone would choose shedinja for an edgy drawing, like, plenty of other ghost types are at least somewhat edgy, but shedinja is just a floating cicada husk. It doesn't even have any real malicious intent and the hole in the back clearly doesn't actually steal your soul

It's a cicada husk as you said
So someone did an edgy drawing of it leaving it's entrails behind
Cause it's a husk

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It is pretty fun but I have stuff to do.
NEW CHAMP

insects don't have entrails
or bones
or iron rich blood

Come on fanartists, get with the program.

ALSO NO WEEDLE KILL, NO JUSTICE

it's a super obvious edge drawing
the shedinja shed its bones (?) and guts, assuming its floating and godlike form, which a shitload of guys are seen worshipping
it's a cult meeting
a cult of shitters worshipping a living meme
it's fullderp

False god tbh

...

wow, I'm actually kind of flattered, but shedinja clearly doesn't fit the image. Like imagine of you were a human and this stupid entomologist-slash-artists or whatever just decides to start drawing all these pictures of humans dropping off their skin like it's an exo-skeleton and growing larger afterwards as if it has some deep meaning? It's false equivalence and it doesn't make any sense.
Don't even get me started on that kafka asshole.

Ehhh… It's not as funny when you're being so obvious about it.

not this shit again

in honor of this top tier post I will assume the mantle of champ
provide memes

shedinja named ID: 151402

﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ (Porygon-Z) @ Metronome Ability: Adaptability EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def Adamant Nature - Agility - Last Resort

Mega- Weedle (Steelix-Mega) @ Steelixite
Ability: Sand Force
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Curse
- Rest
- Gyro Ball
- Sleep Talk

Sorry I wasn't feeling very inspired. I am pretty serious about that shedinja image though, it's seriously set off my autism in ways I didn't know it would

a strong poke that isn't slurpuff
named creampuff

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「YellowTemperance」 (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Imposter EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def Relaxed Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Transform

It doesn't seem too hard
Doesn't seem so awful, since sometimes, i pull my dick so hard that i rip the skin

sorry im not the best at naming things

yeah, how are we supposed to get the joke otherwise

Thank you for the cute shedinja by the way

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one more

I am a rock (Sudowoodo) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 100 HP / 156 Atk / 252 SpD
- Rock Slide
- Stealth Rock
- Rock Polish
- Rock Smash

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Fucking wow

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low energy because you didn't even edit the shedinja in

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Champ is projecting because he tried to throw the match and still won. He's having a mental breakdown, get him help

fuck off retard

Feelingsfags fuck off

"fuck off retard"

HE'S STILL GOING
"Someone call 911 and get him help"

someone get the tardwranglers in here

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He's saying this because he's trying to ruse US by throwing matches

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Here's your (You)

>>>/mtt/ and fucking stay

NOT EVEN AN HOUR BEFORE
Well clearly it isn't, projector

>★Sleepy Citizen: as champ I reserve the right to shitpost

LOL XDXDXDXDXD
I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
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HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT
whatr the HELL
WHATA FUCK MAN xD
i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
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OMGOSH
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my #1 fan apparently
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Please tell me you made this yourself
PLEASE tell me we have a new standard for mad fags


Nah, fuck off back to the nuthouse

Unbelievable…
Truly unbelievable..
You have been on this server for no less than a week, and yet, something in the back of your microscopic brain gives you the very idea of griefing the market place.
I have things to say:
How dare you.
How dare you come onto this server and betray us instantly.
How dare you decide to turn evil on us.
How dare you think that it would be a good idea to grief this realm of amazingness and beauty, with an amazing staff, and not realize that you are always watched…
Hmm?
I'm thoroughly disgusted with you, troll.

You sure are convincing me you aren't a feelingsfag

Why did I expect anything to change?

Don't blame vicky, i asked him to shit post, it was to much to listen to champ and the other guy bitch. If you get mad at vicky, get mad at me too.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-417745836

thx

Why must autistic faggots ruin everything moderately nice? Is my fate to never find joy?

Well fuck you too

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Goddammit Zarel, the blood's on your hands if champ has a meltdown and hurts himself

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-417756472

new champ
death toll is something like 6-3 or 5-2

me or a heracross

You did good, chimp.
Real good.
Now go rest our hero.

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any mon named "sneaky mod"
must have hammer arm

I'll champ

FUNTREE-Alola (Tropius) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 244 HP / 156 Def / 108 SpD
Careful Nature
- Fly
- Substitute
- Protect
- Roost

Real talk it took me a second to understand your post

One Fat Britbong (Bronzong) @ Rocky HelmetAbility: LevitateEVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpDCareful Nature- Rollout- Iron Defense- Rest- Sleep Talk

I would say fuck you retard but Q's are a necessary part of a balanced breakfast

(oops wrong tier) Tirtouga @ Berry Juice
Level: 5
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Shell Smash
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge
- Zen Headbutt

★PokeGirlKimberly: I should of roosted CoolTrainer Mario

A mon taht represents this quote

Skarmory (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Attack
- Pursuit
- Swords Dance
- Taunt

Shit Chariotmeme is shit. Someone else will have to provide the proper name

>HE'S STILL GOING

Also name would be
「SILVER CHARIOT」

1 more

Deep Cleaning (Lickilicky) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Explosion
- Endure
- Counter

Fucking death egg

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play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-417805011 crabe

new team (gib heracross imo)

Assault Moxie Hera

BALKY WATER ZARD (Feraligatr) @ Mystic Water
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- (((FILLER)))
- Waterfall
- Swords Dance

swords dance, pursuit, metal burst, sucker punch bisharp

you can replace one of the moves with protect if you are some kind of pussy

NUzips (Aurorus) @ Leftovers
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 Def / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Freeze-Dry

Special (Jirachi) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Rest
- Snore
- Ancient Power

Li'l DEUS VULT (Bellossom) (F) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Drain Punch
- Swords Dance
- Sunny Day

dragon dance lapras

Skitty has locked you from talking in chats, battles, and PMing regular users.

Reason: troll

If you feel that your lock was unjustified, you can still PM staff members (%, @, &, and ~) to discuss it or you can appeal:
pokemonshowdown.com/appeal

Your lock will expire in a few days.

You did it now speedwagon

even Greedwagon is banned

what did you do?

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-417812757


ancient power was incompatible with memeblast so i changed it to psychic. just tell me what you want me to change psychic too or keep it

So sorry, change ancient to shadow ball or magic coat

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-417815233

Fucked around in a Roleplaying-linked battle and authfags ruined everything


gl

Skitty holocausted me too, rip

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new team (gib tangela)

Insult (Shuckle) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Knock Off
- Infestation
- Snore/Stone Edge

A mon with toxic boost

Lil' Meanie

so only zangoose

Toxic Masculinity (Zangoose) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Toxic Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Quick Attack
- Swords Dance
- Rest

Vanilluxe @ Choice Specs
Ability: Weak Armor
IVs: 0 Atk
- Freeze-Dry
-

Okay a mon with color change instead

O-oh, didn't see that somebody already claimed zangoose with toxic boost. If you don't decide to use this as that mon, take a bravirdy instead.

Braviary*

okay so only kecleon

A Pokemon named「CRAZY DIAMOND」with Heal Pulse and the strongest move it can learn besides Explosion/Hyper Beam/Giga Impact, along with appropriate boostan moves.

When your next attack will kill, use Heal Pulse. Say "I went ahead and healed your sorry ass" before attacking, pray for OHKO

Ok a mon with Turboblaze then

wtf thats banned

muh GOLD (Altaria-Mega) @ Altarianite Ability: Pixilate Shiny: Yes Happiness: 0 EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def Lax Nature - Frustration - Earthquake - Draco Meteor - Power Swap

Ok, Teravolt

The opposing Garchomp used Outrage!
It doesn't affect muh GOLD…
muh GOLD used Frustration!
It's super effective! The opposing Garchomp lost 94% of its health!
[Opposing Garchom

Ok, a mon with Normalize then

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A mon with Proteon

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bottle this *unzips*

I'm not unplugging my router again fuck that shit

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Sexual Nidorina: hey Gaalahad would you have sex with a nidorina y/n?
★Gaalahad: Of Course
★Gaalahad: Why Not?

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Do you have gay on your highlight list?

yea

new team

Blue Christmas (Sceptile-Mega) @ Sceptilite Ability: Lightning Rod Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Leaf Blade - Outrage - Drain Punch - Swords Dance

Have one of my favorites, on the house.

a special meme that you hold special

Gamble or Die (Snorlax) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Metronome
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Self-Destruct

Sandhole (Hippowdon) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Force
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Sandstorm
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Stone Edge

firebuddy bait (Durant) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Iron Head
- Rock Tomb
- X-Scissor

im gay (Azumarill) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 212 HP / 104 Def / 192 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Whirlpool
- Perish Song
- Rest
- Scald

A mon you'd mug

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i hate this team it's too smogon looking wtf fags

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Aruxi: this spectators fucking toxic

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★AsisJ: but tell your idiot fans that they are bitches

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new champ sorry got carried away didnt mean to hog it

I'll champ

Try to build a wigglytuff that will be useful to you.

𝕲𝖊𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊 (Tangela) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Def / 244 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Giga Drain
- Power Swap
- Synthesis

Your favorite starter of your least favorite gen, or your least favorite starter of your favorite gen.

A Nidoqueen named Grown Waifu

hamburger
biscuit

A Skitty named "authfags fuck off"
Make it useless as possible

resuggs are open

I like mine with bris-ket

Need one more mon

The one you didn't pick from

Wait

Is
Is this a mon choice?

If ya' want, don't know how you'll interpret it.
So it'll be a fun mystery what comes out.

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Not worthless, 0/10

I'll get rid of it

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I caught a south american, need to collect more people for my multicultural team

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OH god, i'm in to deep

FUCK Y*U I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY

whoops :^)

thx

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New mons

Around the world (Snorlax) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stockpile
- Recycle
- Rest
- Whirlwind

NEMATODES (Huntail) @ Leftovers Ability: Water Veil Shiny: Yes Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Super Fang - Scald - Toxic - Protect

Swap out scald for brine

One Hot Pupper (Houndoom-Mega) @ Houndoominite Ability: Flash Fire EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Fire Blast - Solar Beam - Nasty Plot - Sunny Day

MAXIMUM GAINZ (Scrafty) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Amnesia
- Drain Punch
- Iron Defense

A pokemon you'd Bug

I'd bug foretress

one more
open for resuggs

Ebin cade

boom boom 2.5

Mixed dnite

wew

ebin cade is an underrated meme

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I got warned for some reason

shadowb&

new champ

I understand pokegirlKims burn
hes basicly calling marlo a poor fucker

I'll champ
we're heading to mono normal

Zangoose

Old Yeller (Stoutland) @ Leftovers
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Substitute
- Roar
- Superpower

Oh, and replace a move with Crunch if you want anti-ghost.

Dunsparce

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Mega Lopunny

Snorlax
Looks like chimp has 1 more sugg to go so I guess I'm waiting another 15 minutes to give chimp his 4th mon
This is fun

Hey Chimp take a Linoon
That should take it up to a full team

C-chimp you have a full team now

Chimp it's been an hour shince I sugged my first mon do you want me to take over I can't

I AM THE CHAMP NOW

I'll make the new thread when we hit Page 13, too.

Still need 6 more.

EXPERIMENTAL MEME (Slowbro-Mega) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Me First

Re-requests, please.
I just wanna play.

Datura (Florges-Yellow) @ Assault Vest Ability: Symbiosis Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 SpA / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 1 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD / 30 Spe - Moonblast - Psychic - Hidden Power [Fighting] - Giga Drain

and since you've been here for almost an hour, i'd think nobody will complain about this one:
Second Christmas (Chansey) @ Eviolite Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA Modest Nature - Rest - Charge Beam - Sleep Talk - Ice Beam

Ditto.

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Still need two more.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418208730

I only need four mons to shit on Smogonerds.
Still would appreciate another two, though.

Specs garbordor to be replaced by the 7th assuming we ever get a full team

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-418212993

First we get raided by cucks, then we have to fight them off (with four mons).
What a sad world.

a random mon off your pokeymans folder. Yes, porn counts

Reminder there's an space open to replace my shit garbodor.

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Well, if porn counts…

NEW SHIT