LOL

Delete this sick filth

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And people actually non-ironically defend jews.

and people say western civilization won't collapse anytime soon

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>LOL
But that's wrong.

The word 'why' comes to mind

casuals

You think that's the end of it?

Just saw a preview to this today. Jesus Christ almighty… Was this seriously Seth "Dude Weed LMAO" Rogan's Idea?

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For your reading pleasure.
wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market Research/Scripts/Sausage Party.pdf

Why does nintendo hate Metroid so much?

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Only a kike could call this comedy.

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Why isn't this god damn MP4 working, it fucking closes itself after "Are you thinking what I'm thinking."

But it's okay, Rogan still defends muslims so he's kosher.

Conservative christians need to stop being so uptight.

DUDE WEED

Kill them both.
I hate prudes and I hate degenerates.

The christians were right.
So was hitler.

A poorly animated, lowbrow 3D food orgy is the sort of thing I'd expect to find at 3 AM after several drinks, not something put into thousands of theaters worldwide under the guise of comedy. I've seen a lot of weird shit, but it had the benefit of having been made by one strange individual motivated only by his fetish. This had a budget, this had star power behind it. This was marketed. And in a way that makes it so much worse. I've seen someone draw a raccoon with a cheese grater up his asshole, yet this was so much worse, so much more uncomfortable. And upon checking, this is both a critical and financial success. What the fuck man.

Let me ask you this:
Would you rather have nu-ghostbusters be a success and sausage party fail?

confirmed for the Deadpool of 3D animation

At least Deadpool had substance. It had a background. This… This was just trash to begin with.

Why did Sony greenlight a remake of Dai Mahou Touge?

Why are normalfags paying to see it?

Which of these things is more anger inducing?

the only thing deadpool did wrong was have a forgettable villain and not chop him up and injure wade enough
are we really comparing that to this

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also, where's the fucking set-up/punchline? is that scene just for "haha dude what if it's a literal food orgy, think of how fucking wacky that'd be"?

bur

I don't understand. What's the joke? Is food fucking each other the joke? Anyone can fuck another person, but since it's food, it's funny? I don't get it.

Are there any cinema critics with decency left? This shit is getting such ridiculously high scores it's sad.

are you gonna ask this every single time the webm is posted now?

I think when "This is the end" came out, it should really had shown a light into the mentality of these people.

I have a buddy who is a fedora tipper, but he's been becoming more and more jaded and right wing as time goes on.

He said to me "user, This is the end is an awful fucking movie, and it pretty much goes to show that the people in hollywood are awful human beings, and would be left behind during the rapture"

and this was when he was at his peak of fedora tipping, and while I understand "This is the end" is supposed to be one big hollywood circlejerk, and mocking the idea of the rapture (as hey, hollywood, drugs, sex women, weed LMAO, WHO NEEDS HEAVEN?)

he still felt disgusted on a base level about the entire movie.

These people are mocking western culture in the most hamfisted way possible, and admitting to being amoral fuckwits, but they still have the nerve to criticize whomever they feel from their ivory towers.

Until i get an answer

*Shined a light

The fact that it had a "Fuck you god" and "Fuck you moral values" spin to it won some of the more psuedointellectual critics over (so like 75% of them)

I mean fuck, movie critics these days aren't exactly hard to please.

I don't think either of these is more deserving of success than the other, but seeing nu-Ghostbusters flop was a fun experience. I just hope that once people see this shit for what it is it won't gain much more of an audience.

Deadpool was certainly raunchy, but had the benefit of being framed in a superhero action movie. It was all very blatant in what it was doing, and all the humor was in service of either the character or the plot. I didn't think it was great, but it was only shocking to all the types who only ever watch Marvel movies.

This just feels so much more fucking disgusting. It's like a manipulative, creepy kind of foul humor. All the sex and hedonism dressed up in this cloying, innocent facade. It's a deceptive, wretched humor that is just so awful beyond words.

I was just curious as to why anyone in hollywood would consider this comedy gold.

Jesus christ that shit is cringe-worthy. So this is what passes for 'adult' and 'mature' these days?

webm related

Drugs and/or money.

That picture reminds me… that Kubrick tried to warn us and it got him killed and his film butchered.

Who here was actually a fan of Metroid growing up honestly? I gave up on super metroid because It confused the shit out me.

I played it when I was a kid, I was confused as fuck, but downloaded a guide and it helped, game was spooky.

Remember getting metroid prime fusion for christmas, and was happy as fuck about it.

played the shit out of it as a kid.

Yeah, the Prime games for the GC were absolutely a blast. But I've yet to meet anyone that remember super metriod fondly.

Quads

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I don't think that ever happened to Clockwork Orange, think you mixed that up with Eyes Wide Shut (Still butchered either way)

But yup, Kubrick, another Jew who even hated the likes of Spielberg (Especially Schindler's List!), murdered by other Jews, he really was giving people a taste of whats to come.

Ironically, Eyes Wide Shut also has a lot of sex scenes

for shame

I didn't confuse them, i was talking about Eyes Wide Shut. Sorry.

What was he warning us of?

Heiled for underrated post

It's not the humor, its the message. The message is "sex is a plaything to throw around with strangers and if you hold yourself to human standards you're a loser". I don't mean social standards, I mean human standards. There's a reason there's not a lot of cultures where everyone just gets in a room and fucks.

Some African countries come to mind, but I hear that some isolated tribes are pretty prudish.

That blows my mind, there are isolated tribes that act more human then some of the faggots in hollywood and inner-cities.

Anyone have the shit piss barf cyclone comic… it's kind of funny. We need something in this thread that's kind of funny.

..and the human standard is not being sexual deviants/degenerates, is that what you're saying?

Why do you assume that the critics hold those values for themselves? It's clear that anything that destabilizes the pre-media culture is promoted by these critics.

Ah, my bad.

I'm now remembering that I was shown this trailer before it was in theaters from my sis. They gave me weird looks when I cringed at it and I said "That looks like shit, like they decided to make Veggietales a porno

Eyes Wide Shut was basically warning people about the occult elite (Think the Rothschild family) and the degeneracy that would eventually spread

When you get down to Kubrick's films, they seem pretty ahead of time of whats to come.

I saved this series of webm from another thread explaining the charades of Eyes Wide Shut

Speechless.

Will be saging so that I don't keep bumping

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You got a webm version of this? My browser doesn't support mp4

The human standard is a result of the semi-monogamous nature of human pair bonding. It involves concepts such as privacy and a separation of the sexual and the public life.

It also involves the prioritization of maintaining social bonds over immediate sexual gratification. "free love" under practice results in massive dysfunction, because 1) humans naturally pair bond during sex, making truly impersonal and enjoyable sex impossible for non-sociopaths and b) people are never sure where friendship stops and something more starts. In the real world when this happens you'll see one genuinely inhuman one at the center and a lot of broken people clamoring for status under them.

There's more, but the point is there's a lot of really good and functional reasons both socially and biologically that massive orgies just don't fucking happen in a healthy population. Not even with gays, and the rules only sort of apply for them.

It was one of my personal favourites.
I guess it was confusing at the time when most platformers were "Keep moving right to win", but honestly the only thing that stumped me for a while was how to perform super jumps with the speed booster.

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This right here

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I like that general comic style

WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING?
DO THEY ACTUALLY FIND THAT FUNNY?

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There'll always be retards who laugh at the most stupidest shit but there could also be people laughing as a way of being uncomfortable

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And thats it! Feel free to continue the discussion in this thread.

Good thing the actual suit is sturdy.

Kill all jews and kill everyone involved in the production of these films.

now that's what i call food porn

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Is the bun based on hilary clinton? The offset blinking and lumpyness makes it seem so.

LOOK AT THE DIRECTOR
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Tiernan
THIS IS THE SAME NIGGER WHO RUINED THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!

Why does Thomas attract so many autists? This is a legitimate question, I don't get it

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Its the color blue, man.

Also, trains but most importantly, its the color that attracts them.

What kind of diseased mind would produce this garbage

Jews.

J-Dar is down

But it says he worked on An American tail, A land before time and the Tigger movie, those movies were good, it couldn't be that bad.

So anybody who likes blue is now an autist?

Yes

Yes.

Inb4 someone points out my ID is blue

Why do you think safe boards are blue?

No, you fucking autist. Blue attracts more autists than other colours but that does not mean all people who like blue are autists. You fucking retard. What kind of fucking logic is that? Did you fail your IQ test?

It's true, unfortunately.

Am i late?

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Nope.

I'm expecting to see that Sausage Party mp4 pop up outside the threads now as grim reminders that the west is dead

The fact that it's a mistake makes it hotter

Sure is autist in here.

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Post a picture of your nose tough guy

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Is it bad that I would put Yes on everything on that list?

Almost forgot about these two.

Fuck you, where's the cheesy lasagna?

I didn't lol, but I did smile. More than for most american comedies in ages. Why is sex so halal to clapistanians?

People are used to that one.If I post it now it won't have the same effect if I post a new one.

How about you go back to reddit, moral purist filth?

Not my journal, not my blog but fuck if Samus isn't how I felt.

I think you should ease into it if you want them to have an effect. Perhaps you could post them one at a time so that people can respond to the content, since there's so much to say for each of them.

Let the apathy wash over you, then when people do remember your birthday it's a nice surprise and if nobody does then eh whatever it's just another day.

One of these things, is not like the other.

Underage detected.

Are you a girl in a cute suit?

You got a point there,but I think I should post them 2 or 3 at a time.It has a stronger effect than one at a time because of the onslaught of degeneracy and tumbler tier art.

Happy birthday user.

I'd hit it

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This shit isn't the least bit funny. It's just degenerate filth.

I read the entire fucking script of sausage party while waiting for the sun to come up, film is dead.

Fuck you bitch, I've already seen the cat.

You have no power over me

GO

A W A Y

E V I L

DOGGER

Super Metroid was easy for me as a kid.

Me too, what a piece of shit.

What are the effects of the curse?

Same person.

Go away evil dogger.

The critics are also Jewish, duh.

deadpool want this fucking Hack

And this is why I hate fags

Deadpool got pegged though

And loudly objected to it

Go away evil dogger.

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If you don't swallow you are making it wrong. Period.

Is….is this considerate heterosexual coitus?

THE THIRD HAS BALLS
THE THIRD HAS BALLS
THE THIRD HAS BALLS=

OY
VEY

Shoo shoo woof woof

Can somebody post waifu abuse? I'm still not sure I rike it.

No, it's inverse-heterosexuality, which i like to call 'the faggot pretzel'.

youre degenerate filth

Go away evil dogger.

It sure smells like /commiepol/ in here lads.

Fuck off moor.

Go away evil dogger

This is a LOL thread, not a Holla Forums derailment thread.

Liberals are a mistake.

The original Metroid on the NES was my first game. I didn't beat it until I was 12. Really grew up with the series, as I progressed in life I would progress in the game. Sections that stumped me when I was younger would suddenly click for me later. I played the subsequent games as they came out, and they started getting beat faster and faster until we get to the present day where I'm beating AM2R with a 4-hour first run. It's my most beloved series and holds some of my most cherished memories. No one else I knew played Metroid, so in a way it was like my own world. Really great games. Shame Nintendo hates it, but that seems to be the case for a lot of publishers lately.
I'm watching all my favorite things be ruined with remakes and sequels for "a new audience." Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Doom, Quake, Ghost Busters, Star Wars, list just goes on. Seems more and more I'm living in the past, because nothing I've seen of the future is anything I want. I used to look forward to witnessing the turn of the century, and seeing all the new things it would bring. Instead I see it all come down.

any thread is a potential Holla Forums raid as long as they get triggered enough

I do not know any greater JIDF than Holla Forums itself.

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Something tells me I really don't want to know what that is.

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nb.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rainbow shower

no

squid approved

those are surprisingly nice considering they're on someone old enough to be a grandma. probably saggier when she's not lying down, though.

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Go away evil dogger.

hue

Thanks to the sexual revolution and shitty divorce laws, for men yes.

But prior to that it was an agreement between two individuals to support each other, jesus christ, do leftists assume anything that requires accountability and standards is "Oppressive"?

yes

FUCK OFF BELROSE
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKERY

I really need a drawfag to put a dick to that babypillow

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Amazing that these comics could destroy any attractiveness sex has.

This is my fetish.

funnily now that I have a gf I don't easily get off to hentai and shit like that

le epic OC coming through!

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Your hand doesn't count user. Stop trying to be a normalfag

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Go away evil dogger.

Go away evil dogger.

That face encapsulates it perfectly

I want out of this kike infested world, i'm not even a Holla Forumslack and this shit makes me angry, why do they have to promote those shit ffs, cultural Marxism is real.

Keg
What causes this

Did I just hear something yelling "oi vey"?

Go away evil dogger.

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The bagel is jewish.

yes, the scene literally ends with the jew bagel yelling "oy vey!" so loud it can be heard from outside the super market
still don't believe Holla Forums?

Fuck you, goyim. Sausage party is the best comedy of 2016

Go away evil dogger.

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Wait, kikes didn't exist back then.
Jews don't even know their own history.

(Wasted)
WEW

Go away evil dogger.

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NOT THIS, ANYTHING BUT THIS

That scene was absolutely ridiculous, but I did enjoy the rest of the movie. Oh well I have shit taste.

That LOL thread went from futa to trap to Vanilla dumps though.

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Go away evil dogger.

How the fuck does it even stay standing up and not fall forward.

Go away evil dogger.

Unrelated but I've got like a unsorted images in my folder and no real idea where to start
Do I sort my series, meme or the emotion being conveyed in the image? Lots of these things overlap so what decides what folder it should go into?

Start at the beginning

FUCKING THREAD THEME.

POST MUSIC MADE BY NAZI'S.

How do I get her to do that without sounding weird as fuck?

set her to dubs not subs

hi I'm Jeffy

HAHAHAHAAAA

Please
I'm already cursed.
Maybe evil dogger will be better than my current curse

Fetishes were a mistake.

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Curses stack

No, curses fight each other for the victim.

You all heard it too folks, right?

It leaves me with the feeling of never wanting another person to touch me ever, even in a casual platonic way. These comics exude existential horror in ways that Lovecraft only wished he could have written.

That dog seems unnaturally fluffy

It's just to intelectual for your febble, childish mind :^)

By not being a fucking pussy

go away evil dogger

Go away evil dogger.

Go away evil dogger.

Really? it was a parody of the rapture? i really thought it was about the fact that celebrities are total pricks and selfish assholes but a few could be redeemed and even people who are nice on the surface are way more sinister inside

Go away evil dogger

Does this sound good:
Hay babe, I think it would be pretty hot if you dressed up like a girl from one of my japanese animes.

That's why you get a weeb gf user, they're totally open to that shit
Also just get the costume but don't say it's anime

Go to a convention and find me one girl who is grounded in the real world and isn't wiccan

Go away evil dogger

Check these dubs

Don't say it is from an anime ya' nerd

That's the problem user, the good ones don't leave their houses

I hope you don't mind the characters being a little rounder.

i guess youll just have to break into random girls houses under the guise of looking for pokemon. and when one rats you out for playing that illuminati mobile shit you struck gold or fatness

go away
EVIL DOGGER

Now this is a bit harder… I will have to ask her size.
I knew a few weed girls, it was like tumblr and hysterics all the time

Dude weed lmao

How did I mistype that?

Brush her teeth.

Dude weebs lmao

Maybe you should head back to tumblr…

Trips confirm new meme.

GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER

FUCKING WEEBIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go away evil dogger
Sleep tight puppers
Good luck Ebola-chan

Doc thanks lmao

i miss when that oppai loli show was the flavor of the month anime

Go away evil dogger

Please tell me Reddit the motion picture bombed.

Go away evil dogger.

Apparently it was a success.

i would only get a gf to get her to wear anime shit, then maybe let me suck her tits

according to ((critics)) it was a success
also, the animators got fucking shit on:
archive.is/pHDXI

Most of them are praising it for the atheist message alone. What about the box office numbers?

Everything about this film is pure Judaism from start to end.

serves him right

Pretty much.

That's no boy.

where should an indie put their stuff then?

Go away evil dogger.

In the trash.

Steam is filled with overly critic people and for good reason. Most games there are paid and made by big developers.
Perhaps a place with less exposure and more oriented towards indie developers, with lowered expectations.

Nowhere, indie devs just make pixelshit

Not on most things, but it's not like Jews own hollywood is that big of a fucking stretch.

What about Holla Forums?

Holla Forums are parasites who shit on anything made after 2006

Much worse.

Pretty much this

Tell me, Holla Forums. Where the fuck do you expect good devs to come out from if you constantly shit on indie devs for no reason? Hyperspace?

GAY

Don't expect people to buy and eat shit just because you enjoy it.

>on Desura (RIP)

Holla Forums doesn't shit on GOOD indie devs.

Somewhere that's not fucking san francisco you stupid shill

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I never even mentioned San Francisco my prone to anger oversensitive faggot kind sir.

All indie devs get put in the same bag here. I've never seen Holla Forums praise an indie dev outside of Cave Story. Actually, I've never seen Holla Forums not shit on a western indie dev period.

Holla Forums shits even on free indie devs. I don't expect a first time developer to sell his game for money. That's dumb and arrogant.

Yes.

First off, I want everyone in this thread to know that fucking middle aged women I'd the biggest mistake you'll ever make. The ones who go after younger guys are all disgusting fucking hambeasts who honestly think they're sexy.
They're desperate enough to hold you against your will in their basement. I shit you not, this will happen if you fuck any of them that haven't gotten dick in years.

No one shits on LISA because only three people on the board know what it is.

Free indie games*

Go away evil dogger

No, i was talking financially. It turned a profit.

Yeah, I also hate them both, but what if I tell you I know how you can get rid of both, for ever.
Guaranteed. It's really simple and it's a great solution, but I'll have to earn you it's a violent solution.

what the fuck are you on about nigger

Where do you think most indie devs come from you cocksucking numale.

I'm not even going to bother watching this

Everywhere. Every-fucking-where. Off the top of my head, I've been following the development of Megaman X Corrupted for years, and that's a dev from Brazil.
Just because you're exclusively a mainstream news cockglobber doesn't mean all the indie devs get advertised through the means you're exposed to.

You think all indie devs are from San Francisco because you only watch shitty mainstream news from clickbait websites and Holla Forums regurgitating that same media. So detached from reality you actually think other places in the world don't make videogames. Pathetic.

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And yes, I know that's just a fangame that uses copyrighted assets, but it's a pretty big project and an example that big videogame projects also get made all around the globe.

Just stop you dumb cuck.

Don't dig your stupid ass deeper than it already is.

wew

That's exactly the attitude I'm talking about.
Indie devs? PROBABLY SAN FRAN FAGGOTS
Oh he comes from somewhere else?
SOME STUPID ASSPULLED EXCUSE.
You're the ones contributing to make the videogame industry shit.

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Here you go, enjoy
reddit.com

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You should follow your own link, indie shill.

sure is summer in here

I'm not going to give you stupid faggots the privilege of being spoonfed, I'll just point out that there's this now decades old technology called a SEARCH ENGINE to find out what Megaman X Corrupted is and what it's made on and from there on I trust in your ability to reason to figure out it's not actually a modified SNES rom.

Is that too much to ask from you? If you can't understand simple concepts, there's not much I can do for you. Sorry.

FUCK YOU GAMERS

IF WANNA FUCK WITH ME IM HERE

facebook.com/sergioaribeiro

topkek

Not your personal army, faggot.

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Hitler should've won instead

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Was that movie as degenerate as food porn the movie?

user…. Are you new?

wew

that's the same guy dumbass

hey there, newfriend

Cloudfare, my greatest ally.

Shh, don't spoonfeed the redditor.

I suggest you lurk a few months before participating.

Go away evil dogger

So no more Chris-chan in about 1-2 years then, how's the guy in the CWC wiki are going to live on when he finally kill himself ?

Sorry, mate.

Sorry your genius operation got ruined, memelord.

There's that projection again.

Post the rest, you double nigger.

You REALLY can't stand being proven wrong and it's so bad you keep going. Delicious.

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I am so sorry Holla Forums

>>>/cow/218680
>>>/cow/217892
>>>/cow/217774
>>>/cow/217718

Lets get out of here, don't blame him.

Go away evil dogger.

Boring. You already used the projection meme too much.
I'll let you go, reddit. I'm sorry I won't stay long enough to alleviate your embarrassment of calling something that's not a rom hack a rom hack.

Go away evil dogger.

FUCK YOU, HERE´S SOME HELP. LOOK ME IN THE EYES BITCHES

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what a fucking retard

how is he not in an asylum by now? meme magic?

That is not cwc though, just another retard.

What the fuck did he do to himself? What am I looking at?

Go away evil dogger

CWC is the human manifestation of KEK himself, the messiah reborn. CWC would have dies a long time ago, but through devine powers, he lives. He himself is too stupid to realize this, but once his death comes, KEK will reveal himself under his true form and hilarity and chaos will ensue.

Think about it, he is the most documented person of all time, he escaped the clutches of death several times, he is famous for doing nothing but shitting his pants and making shitty drawings. This is no accident, it is according to KEK's plan. The human manifestation of KEK must be someone not like Jesus, but the polar opposite. One who isn't at his peak physical condition, one who isn't benevolent, one who isn't divine in the least.

When his death occurs, expect a Resurrection much like Christ's. Eternal dubs will be blessed upon thee, Donald Trump's victory will be given to thee, and all your dreams will no longer be dreams Provided you say "PRAISE KEK" ITT

praise keku

megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Mega_Man_X:_Corrupted
inb4 merely pretending

Go away evil dogger.

Still a rom hack, he just went to greater lengths of hiding it(unlike the Nu Male Skies devs, who just gave people a slightly altered PS4 version.

How underage are you that you don't know what a ROM is?

FtM is much worse, m8

How underaged are you that you'll just accept something that's obviously a romhack with a different file extension as a legitimate game

Doctors who perform these surgeries need to be executed for willing malpractice

God has truly abandoned us.

Have a last (you) user, since you seem so attention starved. I hope whatever's driving you into pretending to be retarded like this improves.

Yeah, okay shill.

Here's the problem, atleast from my perspective
Indie devs want to attempt to make a video game, but because most are either cucks, SJWs, or don't have the talent for it, the game ends up being mediocre.
Now onto bigger companies, they don't want to make a game, they want to make an interactive movie, but sometimes put a racial spin to it because current year.

Fuck off dogger, I have immunity cat.

But what if it isn't supernatural?

archive.is/8YjrJ

This is what Chris Chan had to say about incest.

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Reminder that Chris paid a hooker to fuck him at 30.

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Chubby chasers triggered

Cartoon gags are real, what a time to be alive (no sarcasm)

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go away evil dogger

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god help us

If there's anything that makes me go on nofap faster than chris tran, it's this. I feel like simon at the end of CoF after seeing this shit. Third Ending.

Fuck you.

Oh, and I also forgot my pic too. Gah dammit. Here, have this lewd girlie instead.

Shall we use the scientific method to see what attracts autists to a series most?

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Please dont kill her

Please don't kill her.

Please don't kill her bazooper man

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Please don't kill her, bazooper guy.