Video Game TV Ads

I would remember when I would shit my pants seeing an actual videogame ad on TV

Metroid Other M

Get that nigger shit game out of here

See you can look back at Japan and the ads still hold up.

Look at old American ads, and you crawl inside your own asshole from shame.

Nigger, American ads were hilarious. If you actually spoke Jap you'd see the ads were just as juvenile over there as they were here.

Go back to playing Cucktroid Other M.

get a grip dude

I wonder if people could've sued for false advertising back then.

Should have hired that commercial director to have done that whole game cutscenes.

German animation is the best in the world.

The cringe just gets worse.

Some of em were ok.

Yeah Japanese commercials were pretty lame too.

Yeah, fuck Sega, I expected Sonic to a be an interactive cartoon

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a classic :^)

Not every fucking scene.

And here I thought we'd be past that.

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Puzzle & Dragons

Use to see this every time I put in a VHS.

Disgusting, yet highly effective and memorable.

I remember this more often

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One of the best arcade ports of all time.

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Obligatory.

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THE
HYPEST
FUCKING
SHIT

Holy shit I remember this one. For a game I never even liked it had probably the most memorable commercial of all.

My negroid.

Apparently Stephen Cuckbert did a Kirby ad once.

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The rechargable battery that doubled its weight and lost half of its ability to hold a charge in a week was somehow a good investment.

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I used to love this one

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They're still charming.

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vidya commercials

Legend of Zelda