Haydee Game Greenlight Gameplay

Well that's a weird combination for a fetish game.

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is that really a robot? why are her tits all bouncy and organic? how can she be in water with the back of her head exposing some hardware? why is the fov so low? what is the game even about? why does it look so boring?

absolutely disgusting combination.
Thick should be soft, clang should be hard

Now I don't mind a robot having a soft synthetic pussy and stuff like that, but the legs are too much. Make that shit mechanical.

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don't taint clang with this niggerly shit

I'm a nigger and even I find this revolting. Never shill your shit game here again.

That's clearly a brown girl

Disgusting.

so is this a porn game?

No, user.
Its a bad game.

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Fuck off

off by one

fucking hell, the concept art on the thumbnail actually looks pretty good, too

It should be.

Yes

Here's the new demo link if anyone wants to try it: drive.google.com/open?id=0By-Ch44d1npnd2lJR2ltMFpoeFE

I'll give it a shot I suppose

Nevermind

For pure analytical reasons, i guess

This is a shill thread. There was one yesterday on 4chan that got deleted, then another by somebody who 'played the demo' the next day.

OP on first thread was some ESL sounding guy who used good english but put smilies everywhere.

There was some dude who made a 3D model of her except with tiddy and high-res, which I guess was cool, but otherwise 3/10 shill thread, NX port when

You seem to know a great deal about what's going on on halfchan, user.

That's because I post there more often than here.

I mean, I guess from what I've seen it looks like an OK game, but I'll be damned if some half-baked puzzle game or whatever the fuck becomes a meme game just because 4/Holla Forums like fat chicks.

Anyone who's having trouble I'll upload it to a vola, you can get around the 24 hour limit by moving it to your own google drive and making a copy. My upload speed is fucking shit so it's going to take a couple of minutes.

Too quiet to be a shill thread, and i have seen my fare share of shill threads over the years.
Most likely just a thickfag thread

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I dunno, man
Yesterday it was actual shilling, which got the thread deleted, then it was "I played the demo and it's pretty good", now this.

the 3D model with titties was pretty good until anons demanded the guy make her fat, jesus christ. why did she need folds

This is like going to Syria and shouting "I'm a Christian"

Well, that happens when you don't know about Syria very much.

volafile.io/r/8XU8-M

It's funny how droves of half-channers coming here for summer coincided with a general drop in quality.

What is this shit with "8ch is one person"? Check the activity on /bbw/ and /hyper/. This reflects how many anons here like fat chicks.

Cheers m8

my dick. user, thank you

Bitch got a nice ass.
hahaha yeah OK, this game has to have been someones /hgg/ demo.

Some people are so used to making logical fallacies that they don't even realise they're doing it.

gameplay looks like shit

but boy do I love milfs

When Clank McThick does her wall pull up thing her tits actually flatten out a bit when she does it.

Just a little thing i've noticed.

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Are the limited saves only in hardcore?

I'm stuck in it now, if it is don't pick it unless you really like repeating areas.

i'll take your word for it, but post the model

Fucking TECHNOLOGY

it truly is fucking technology.

Please quit bumping this thread, it's shit

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thank you

The Greenlight page for this game is filled with nothing but degenerate furfags and lonely autistic man-children.
Is this what you wanted Holla Forums?

How about you go back to halfchan and never come back?

It never ends

yeah no

also we black ops now

looks like some ones skyrim fetish mod more than an actual game. the super zoomed in FOV could be good for horror i guess. anyone who says "thicc" is a fucking faggot

Faggot.

I like 'um thicc

just say "thick" or "fat" or whatever, i'm convinced only twitter/tumblr backwash uses the term thicc

IT'S TIME TO STOP POSTING

This is horrible, I don't want to see a fat nigress while playing a game.

Not really, the term was adapted widely because of memetic potential. Saying "only niggers use this word" doesn't make sense now. At first sure, but not after it became popular

thick is a gateway drug to fat, please fap responsibly

fuck off cuckchanner

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Those tits are a bit much even for me.

There's such a thing as tits that are too big.

They are too low too, it's pretty disgusting.

Needs bigger ass, smaller tits and ass jiggle

no

it's a niggress in a suit

staring at niggress ass and tits

the dev is shit

user, i..

Ass is fine.
Enough with the fat asses.

you can't see her face under the helmet, so it's not like you can tell either way. you're full of shit, fuck off.

Yes, but we have not nearly reached that threshold.

Nice game dev, if you're in the thread, this is fucking tough for a demo. I'm enjoying the suffering

I'm very much stuck at a tough bit for now, the limited saves is cruel and unusual and both the soft and hardcore modes have it.

Also make the thing a full robot and ditch the brown legs or make it full human, You can't have both so make up your mind.

Exactly, you can't tell, yet you were the first one to go full muh nigress.
You're full of shit, fuck off.

user, that's her head. She's a robot.

>check the robot tag on R34 like I always do because I'm a fucking pervert
Every fucking time.
It should be against the law for these people to like what I like.

you should have paid that alimony.

Thinking about it you can keep the human legs, it makes sense since she can barely fall two meters without her upper body crushing herself. just make the link more defined. Belt, shorts, anything. Just something more defined then the panties.

here's a hd webm


steampage says cyborg

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That particular piece of art isn't even that good.

My world is crumbling. I've been bamboozled.

I got me a bad case of jungle fever but this scares me the fuck off. Please don't post ever again.

Also
Go away you nigger.

I know, I just wanted to see if he had anything better drawn than that.
He probably does, but knowing furfags it's likely gonna be several-panel farting hyper futa inflation comic.

I went through his tag a bit, most of it looks pretty tame. The biggest offense is how shit his art is.

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I realized later it makes sense, use id's user

It's just cause it's a poor model down below, dev needs to make the line between robot and human not look so off.

Yeah I really want some good Haydee porn now. I might try draw some tomorrow

>fapping to your own art

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How does it feel to be cursed?

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Kinda horrible, though a lot of artists can't from what I've heard.

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The model's design is kind of boring, and just kind of inconsistent, and it's not just about having huge milf titties for a robot.
You've got exposed glowy blue electronics on the back of the head that I can only assume also shows your HP, like in Dead Space (and if it doesn't, that's one fuck of a wasted opportunity). But then there's nothing else in her body's design that complements it. As a result, plus the fact that she's got a squishy body for a beepboop, there's just a dumb contrast between head and body. She doesn't look like a robot or a cyborg, she looks like your mom dressed up for a Daft Punk concert and forgot she'll have to suck dick to get inside.

I can't even look at my art before wanting to die because how awful it is.

Try doing it with a drawing that pushes your buttons so hard you manage to disregard the errors.

(5) now, billy

I've tried writing my own smut before, jerking while writing is pretty easy but whenever I go back to what I wrote I can only imagine myself typing shit on wordpad.

The good thing is that you'll always want to strive for improvement.


You think I don't do that? I don't draw stuff I don't like to draw, unless there's money involved.

I never said I'd fap to it. I'm just an average sketcher I have a while before I can make anything that worthy

Actually, that's true in some countries.

Here's the thing about cyborg characters: without a human face, anything that a viewer can immediately recognize as human, even if it's just a brain floating in chemicals, it might as well be a robot. How many cyborg characters can you think of without human facial features? And if it's not immediately recognizable as a cyborg, why bother giving it a human body? Even Robocop had a human face, even if it was just stretched over a bulletproof metal skull.

So unless you're really having your heart set on this Daft Punk milf design, just bite the bullet and have your character be a robot. And then make it thin. And actually have a consistent design. You've got this huge blank canvas of a back that you're doing nothing with.

This game makes me think you made a game about your girlfriend, who's so fat and ugly that you can only have sex with her from behind while she's wearing a Cobra Commander helmet.

Robot ass is fine, even when it's human ass inexplicably mounted on a robot torso… but that looks like a boring game.

Is this unreal engine?

You know what would make it better easily? Making it so the enemies can rape you

Nah

why live

So you can build one.

just needs some bgm.

So is this game going to have any kinky mechanics or is it just going to be Resident Evil with robot ass?

Any idea if we can customize how she/it looks? I'd definitely aim for something like this.

But why?
It's not even clang, it's just an overweight woman with a helmet on.

The only time I've liked soft robots was MGS4. Big Hero 6 was a disappointment, an this game looks like trash.
Someone please just make more good shit with softclang.

How about a wrestling game in which you have to sit on their faces in order to suffocate them? Go full hybrid heaven and let the player augment their legs and hips for maximum grip and smothering.

Hah, she's built like my sister… except my sister doesn't do "Slutty GLaDOS cosplay" and is made of freckles.

Yeah, the raping should be done by the player: the game should reward you with sex when you play well, not when you fuck up.

Why not both? Rape the enemy before they rape you. Either way, someones getting raped.

WHY NOT BOTH YOU FUCK!

Help!

I can't find the gas mask!

feels kinda unpolished

what did you expect

FUCKING END IT ALL

its not a meme, you dip

thiccccccccccccccccccc

She should though, and you should take pictures.

nice, found it
4chan mods are fucking retarded and not deleting NSFW images apparently, or shill threads
i.4cdn.org/v/1470981430728.jpg
(NSFW for tits)

reminder that people who hype this 'game' appreciate tumblr-tier obesity

Here's what bothers me the most about the jiggling tits: it infers that she's not wearing any armor. It's basically a full body suit. And if she's fighting robots with metal claws, armor seems like one of those really necessary things.

Did someone say thicc thread?

thank you

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May as well upload to here.

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There's better porn or games if you want to fap, and there's better games in general. This is just plain shit.

for u

please explain

pure (((coincidence)))

From what I've seen, the gameplay is the same sort of basic platformer/exploration shit that anyone could shit out if they're even vaguely familiar with them. Nothing is going on here that is even remotely interesting.

Design wise it's just really boring to look at. All white, flat surfaces with very little to no detail on anything. Slim corridors, all-white everything and tiles. It's almost like the person in charge of design just gave up and said "fuck it, let's be portal but not quite enough". That's all there seems to be aside from the odd plant or bit of piping.. The gun is the same plain-jane pistol anyone ever would have, the robots don't have anything that makes them interesting.

It's just a bunch of nothing. Like an air-headed girl that spends hours talking about nothing but you're sort of tempted to hang around because her tits are almost hanging out. You know you'll hate yourself for sticking with it, but can't be bothered to have higher standards.

It's just greenlight, not a kickstarter. There is no investment for me or any other anons unless they get hypes like retards. I am here for some nice tits and what may become an ok game, so it's alright with me.

Did you try the demo at all? Any mistake you make when moving is yours alone and the rooms are incredibly well built for the system. The gunplay as well is tight, especially with the goddamn hug bots, you make any mistake when firing and you're good as dead.

It's a punishing game that rewards skill and paying attention. Making the rooms more detailed might even make reading them for trap doors and hidden passages more difficult then it already is.

this shit looks like it was made in Unity for some retarded 7-Day Third-Person-Shooter type thing

I have a strange feeling this game is being shilled.
It looks absolutely terrible, but I'm seeing it on a lot of small forums.
Drawfags, I'd recommend you not draw R34 of this game. I'm near-certain the dev made the MC the way they did as a viraling attempt.

So what is this? Indie puzzle/platformer/TPS where you play a jiggly sexbot? And while I appreciate the devs putting her ass right in your face at every available opportunity I can't say I'm sold on the gameplay from the webms posted so far.

there's a copy of the demo on the vola here, try it for yourself.

Post yfw the age of fapbait comes back but the quality doesn't.

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I get a boner when drawing the first few lines of anything remotely lewd, that's kind of horrible the other way around.

Confirmed shill

That looks like shit

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Why don't you make a Fallout 4 thread while you're at it, niggerbrain?

I never got why people act like this is a defence.
Shilling a game generally requires you to talk about a that game on a video game board.

I don't get the beef with shilling. The only people angry with it are probably morons who bought into it and actually purchased a game because of it.

Or are people who just don't like garbage being shoved into the limelight

I for one welcome an age of games meant to give you boners, but I'd like to see a better game, and for the cheesecake to either be acknowledged or incorporated more or for the game to even go full pornographic, since I'm sure everyone, including me, came for the tits and ass.

Enemies should occasionally show an active libido based on their movements or growing erections while looking at Haydee, and either become aggressive and try to rape her to death, offer an item or truce with her in return for sex, or become subdued while Haydee rapes them and drains their energy. There should be smaller or weaker enemies shotabots who quickly run between rooms carrying more valuable items or containers of energy that you can chase, though you should also be able to seduce them into approaching instead of running. Stealth attacks could be possible, where you knock out enemies by jerking/sucking/fucking them while they're still nutting.

There should also be puzzles requiring the usage of unconcious Haydee copies, either luring enemies into traps, or to distract them with a body to hump while you navigate rooms. Unconcious decoys would only work for a brief period of time, either because the robots lose interest in an unmoving body and prefer a live target, or because they finished having fun.

It's cause advertising a product without specifically saying you're advertising is absolute bullshit and usually means the product is shit.


I say it cause finding a shill on an anonymous imageboard is like a witchhunt. You're going to skewer more anons then shills any day.

Or maybe advertising is fucking annoying, the act of shilling is an exercise in deception, and no one likes kikes and other liars.
Given that you didn't even think of the simplest explanation, I bet there's a great number of things you don't get.

I'll admit it. This has kept me rather mad-free over the years.

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This is actually pretty fun.

Shit.

This is some lowest common denominator shit. The main selling point of this game is sex drive.
looks like shit. Graphics and physics are also shit

I think the game is fun but jesus christ dude.

But seriously, those tits are fucking gross.
They're too round and don't sag properly.

I like the gameplay of the demo but I'm not really feeling the character design. I don't know why but this feels like the first time I'm being offput by a playable character being really sexualized, coming from someone who liked PN03. I guess it's because the ass is so large it feels like in your face half the time especially when crouching.

great demo eh?

You have to hit OpenALInstall before being able to launch the game. Probably injects like 19 slav viruses into your computer but eh.

The gameplay just doesn't seem at all appealing.

i already did that, it still doesn't works.

shit demo/10

Welp, no ass for you then.

I mean don't get me wrong, I LIKE games with cheesecake and blantant sexiness. But the designs are just the worst sort of horseshit and it isn't even redeemed by good gameplay. Like I could tolerate that airhead if she fucks like a champion and makes me breakfast. But she's a dead fish that wants me to pay for a kid I didn't even know she had until afterwards.

i'll wait for the finished product

They also aren't helped by being a mono-boob and lacking any kind of perkiness.

You know, thinking about it, it would have been a neat damage indicator if the fuckbot became gradually disrobed, with the swordbots slashing off her armor plating, but the armor plating was the only thing keeping her squishy bits from getting slashed up, and she could get ripped up like that silicone bot from the animatrix.

My main gripes with everything I've seen thus far, is the bland map design, the sewer from one of the webms posted show that everything is perfectly symmetrical, just mirroring one side to the other. Why are the enemy robots all wielding melee weapons while the protag has a gun?
Why do the enemy robots have glowing red camera eyes while the protag is just a blank piece of plastic?
What sense does it make that the protag has human legs, while the entire upper body looks mechanical?
Her chest piece, what looks to be made of the same rigid plastic as her featureless faceplate, has breast physics. If the devs wanted to get across that this character is an android, why not put more detail into having more parts of her body flesh-like instead of JUST her legs?
WHY CAN'T THE ROBOTS WITH SWORDS SEE THROUGH THE METAL GRATES, AND WHY CAN'T THE PROTAG SHOOT THROUGH THE METAL GRATES?
Also, the doors look right out of portal 2.

The character is actually a cyborg. My guess is that her arms are the mechanical part of her. Or the developers will pull a plot twist revealing the protag to be a full human with a mechanical shell.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735346310
>"Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics. You will controll Haydee - half-human, half-robot character in search of her way out of strange artificial complex full of traps, pain and depression.
I agree with the rest of your post. To add to your map design gripes, I'm hoping that the developers add some variety to the maps, such as visual directories like you would find in a hospital or laboratory, an A.I. voice that slowly reveals itself to be working against the MC, or just simple wear and tear. I'm also hoping that the developers implement more than one type of gun in order to vary the gunplay, like a manual action carbine or an automatic pistol.

sage for niggerspeak

Do you even play video games?

Do you? The game in the OP is shit

There are already multiple guns in the demo, Haydee picks up an smg in one of the dev's vids and I have two other kinds of ammo that don't go in the pistol, you just gotta find them.

The robot top part allows her to grab onto ledges from any height while the downside is she can't fall very far without her top part crushing her legs. The ass has gotta be a lot of muscle to hold her up.

If any of the enemy robots have firearms we'd be screwed, the hug bots already insta kill on hardcore or at least they used to, I think the game's decreased the dmg they deal cause of how much I've died to them usually if you miss your shots with the faster bots you're dead.

Have you played it, because you seem like a massive faggot. God people like you should stop breathing, instead of hoping for a game to good, you hope it'll be shit, instead of offering constructive criticism for a game still in development you shit on it. You lazy sack of shit. Continue to contribute nothing to video games, except shit posting on half dead Taiwanese wall doodle forums, that was stolen from a cripple.

Yes, and it's shit. Cry more.

I downloaded but didn't play the demo. Bully me.

Demo's fun, your loss

although I am at a complete loss where to find the other 2 green cards for the green area, not a single room has opened up any further for me and I don't know where to get the gas mask

Wow nice response, you can't define why it's shit I'm gonna guess, or respond to any of the above posts made by posters who enjoy the game(And why they enjoyed it), but thanks for proving the point fam.

thatsnotrealthick.tiff

I played it and man is this really a game and not something meant for porn?
Almost every shot you see her big butt and not to mention those mammaries flailing around for every movement. I'm just confused here what is this game even about and why am I playing as a buxom milf monster?

How foolish

Why doesn't she just land on her hands then?

if you have problems with 0xc000007b error, all you have to do is either install vc_redist_x86 or use dependency walker to check which .dlls you're missing.

i've been playing the game for the last 45 minutes and i'm surprisingly impressed with it, i have a constant diamondium erection while playing thanks to the THICC and the lack of music and not knowing where a robot will appear to kill you intensifies it. i stopped playing for now but i died in a convoluted room with several buttons, most of which make a robot fall off the ceiling and corner you in a hallway where you can't escape it.
i like how saves are limited and consumable, each save uses a disk that you find somewhere in the game, and you find very few of them, so you gotta manage when you will save your game.

i'll most likely finish the demo tomorrow. enjoying it quite a bit

its part of the challenge.

if it was first person you wouldn't care, but having that huge caramel ass in your sight all the time is a test of resolve, will you beat the game, or will the game beat you off?

Cause her ass is heavier somehow

I can beat off while beating the game user. I'm trained in one handed warfare man, all these years of porn has made me a master of jerking off while skillfully completing games.

The game is pretty average. The tits look like they're in the wrong place and flail around way too much. I mean I appreciate boobs but they look fuckin' weird. Guess if I wanna make a popular game I should just make something that people will fap to.

What if there was an option to make her flat chested?

It would be hotter if she was all robot.

you need both hands to play the game, unless you're a nintendo 64 player, you need to fap or play.


the game uses the same model for all the robomoms in the game, i dont think he'll go out of his way to change the all the models, otherwise it'd look uncanny.
for example, if your character can be customized, then it would look weird that all other robomoms in the game are the same exact model while yours is different. if you guys get a flatchest option, i want a cock & balls bulge option :^)

what i'd really like is some sort of melee attack, even if weak and/or risky.

And her tits weren't an absolute mess.

You have no idea how good I am at masturbating and playing video games, no idea at all.

That too, I don't mind tits on a fembot but they should have some degree of firmness, those milkbags flopping around is just ridiculous

Wow all 3 people?

Her ass needs more polygons it isn't round enough it has too many edges.

Since Volafile is down, I'll reup on Teknik.
u.teknik.io/G3s3u.rar

I like the ass but the tits look awful. Will there be a way to get a more pear shaped robot?

Well I mean, 99% of the people complaining about the game actually haven't played it

They either get triggered by the character design like an SJW, or they watch the trailer and conclude it can't be fun now that they saw someone else playing it.

But actually playing the game and offering insightful criticism? That's barely one in a hundred.

You aren't even trying to fit in.

Yes, because the gameplay will all of a sudden be a hundred times more appealing to you when you play it instead of watching someone else play.
nice reddit spacing, by the way.

Items you need to progress are locked behind inaccessible doors, because it's a demo

The furthest you can go is a small room with four doors, two of them locked.

y'all bitch niggas ain't proving me wrong

sure would be nice if I could start the game.

I already did by saying I played it

quints btw

You didn't get quints, reddit

You can't call everything you dislike reddit, user

I daresay you follow your own advice instead of being a hypocrite

But redditspacing is an actual thing, user. Due to how the text wrap works on reddit they seem to think you need to space every line out.

Good fucking joke. It's dead as shit. Even bbw-chan with it's sjw DMCAwk taking jews is more popular

That was his point, you moron.

That's the fucking point.
Reread his post.

You seem to know more about reddit than I do.

You would know reddit.

I'm sorry
I'm retarded

Where the fuck is the gun

inside a chest in the room with the killbot on top of a dead robomom

i like this dev, i like this dev a lot

i cant find the goddamn gas mask, i found a night vision mask, but not a gas mask. the night vision mask does not work against gas, the gas room rekts you

they're not fuckbots?

i reached up to the gas room, i could not find a gas mask or something to turn the gas off.

i do, however, know of 2 chests that are locked and i have no idea how to open them, i figure the mask is in one of them, but you get no keys whatsoever, the screwdriver only works on some of the square fences

Alright, I think I've reached a point where I can no longer progress.

I've unlocked that yellow key carded door with the two dead hotbots in there and the crates. I've also used the green key card on one of the two locks, see picture. When the full game is released, I'm going to assume there'd be another keycard for you to find and use on the other lock. Oh yeah, one of my favorite things about this game is when you get hit whilst crouching. See other picture.

Probably going to insta buy this game if it all goes well.

Aside from fapbait how is the game actually? Is the platforming clever?

Platforming is OK, it can get a little annoying though. Even if it didn't have the sex appeal, it'd still be a decent game. The puzzles aren't THAT hard, but its jut a demo.

I swear the demo has more then that in it. I'm stuck in the exact same place too.

you can unlock the red area via a dropdown spot in the room connecting red and green, it's down the left side looking towards red, there are two locked doors in there though, I suppose locked for the demo.

Yeah, I found that area also. I thought something was up when there was a cutout in the railing.

Hopefully the wait for the full game won't be too long since the gameplay trailer looks like it a good amount done already.

I like thick and I have no issues with clang but they are not to be mixed

Squishiness is absolutely critical for thick and the lack of squishiness is absolutely critical for clang.

Later tonight I'm going to do a full run of the demo, saving all the healthpacks, and then save, then spam health packs in the gas chambers to explore as much as I can in there, and I'll record it

Ssssssh

You had me at tiddy robots

I fucking love this dude

I will be buying the shit out of this game and sending the dev dick pics.

HYES

Cyborgs are a thing

so there is no gas mask?

where is the green key card? i didnt find any green key card

Sounds like it is the end of the demo
Unless you have to put the green card in a specific reader first to unlock a way to the other cards.

but where do i find it?

i found the yellow keycard, opened the chest room with the 2 dead robomoms, grabbed the magnum ammo that you can't use because there is no magnum yet, and now im wandering aimlessly.

did you at least get the night-vision googles?

There's one green keycard, but there are 2 green locks

One lock unlocks a door that is visible, but inaccessible

The other lock unlocks SOMETHING not in view, and upon unlocking, a couple more enemies spawn


Just finished recordin the whole demo (I think it's the whole demo, can't find fuck all else, been at it for hours)

Funfact: There are 4 health packs in the game, they seem to recover over half your health but not all your health. I've saved and ran into the gas room a bunch of times, using all 4 health packs as I neared death (one at a time), to explore the whole area covered in gas.
There's locked doors and locked crates everywhere, and there is one room that looks interesting but you have to climb it and there's no fuckin way 4 healthpacks is enough to tank through the gas

I'll upload some videos in a bit. Anybody recommend me any good WebM converters?

I can show you on video the green keycard, in a bit

Nice.

wow, you've spent a lot of time ogling at that robomom ass

You've no idea buddy

Just churnin through recorded footage, will upload some webms

But, my PC is something between good and a potato, so I could only record at low resolution - my webms will just be to show people shit, not to oogle robotiddies I'm afraid

just make one to show me where the green key is

Make her white and you have a buyer.

webm for retards is a nice wrapper around ffmpeg, just tell it to stay under 7.9Mb and it'll auto configure videos to be at the best quality possible to post.

the 2nd pad unlocks the other door blocking the entrance to that killbot's room, if you go back to the button combo puzzle room there is another green reader there, it opens up the way into where the other key readers open access further in. That's why user's have been saying we need 3 cards to proceed.


I did and I've back tracked fucking everywhere, the only other lead I can think of is the locked grate back in the first area through the first killbots room, the red button unlocks the first grate but what opens the 2nd I've yet to find, if at all.

Also the dildo is useless so far, no room I've entered it's triggered something. I'm thinking them demo finishes at this point and the dev's saying nothing to drive us into insanity trying everything everywhere.

so where is the first green key?

First WebM, looks shit but good enough

It's in this room, and I don't show you the room as there's a couple of surprises in there for you

If you haven't got this door unlocked yet, that's another thing you have to do, can show you I guess if you need it


Thanks. Input files (what I recorded) are shitty 360p low bitrate files anyway thou, so I won't really make them into 8MB webms but thanks anyway.


>back to that button puzzle room

Really? I'm going there now then to check it out, I really missed that?

That would leave us with 2 cards though, and both green locks seen to unlock things you can't access anyway, unless I'm wrong

I'll make some WebMs of me unlocking both locks I recorded, shows the result of unlocking them (unless there's more that I missed after unlocking the locks)

What if one of the locks unlocks the door all the way at the start (red button one)?

Gonna try unlocking both locks and going back there too

So I misunderstood you - there isn't another green card in the 4 button puzzle room, but another green lock

I guess I'll try unlocking all 3 and backtracking to the beginning to the door with red button

hold on, how did you open the 2 doors with robots at @0:32 ?

I made a thread about ti yesterday, deleted it because I fucked up the link and remade it with the proper link, then a thunder storm knocked out power and I couldn't post so I have no idea what happened to the old one

Fan service in a good game is a cherry on top (though usually you'll be focusing on the game).
Things like Dragon's Crown and Bayonetta.

But a game that uses sex-appeal to cover-up it's flaws is a bad idea, as once that wears off people realize the game is "just ok" or bad.
Hunie Pop is sort of an example of it, but I think that was more a case of (deliberate) mis-branding.

Sex appeal as the main focus outside of porn games is a bit of a red flag. Sex appeal in the background shows potential.

You have to sort of take a bit of a different route, I can upload that too, just give me a bit I'm trying out all 3 green locks and backtracking to a locked door at spawn

Prepare for battle thou, lotta shooting


I'm having honest fun, reminds me of the old tomb raiders. Only flaws so far is it's too basic, and it is just a demo

Doesn't tell you where to go, doesn't make game easy, have to aim at small red dots to stagger enemy bots, it's not a cakewalk but it's relaxing to play through as the climbing mechanics are pretty on point.

Have you even played the demo to its completion/where we're all stuck at now?

I wasn't bashing the game. Looks pretty good.
I was just proposing a rule of thumb I noticed.

Hopefully this game breaks it, and (literally) has it's ass out with good gameplay.

Do you think the dev can make it more complex?
Or is this the sort of thing fan-made mods and levels would be better at?

feelsgoodman


It seems unlocking any of the 3 green locks does nothing for the door at spawn with red button

Looks like the 2 locks to the left and right of that room with the bot unlocks the first and 2nd door to the coridoor get to him, and the 3rd lock unlocks in the 4button puzzle room, to get to the coridoor that accesses the bot

I'm wondering what is on the table next to him thou. It could be another green keycard, or it could be a black keycard or something


Alrite then, and fuck yea, I'm cynical as fuck nowadays and this is one of very few vidya I'll be looking out for in the near future, I hope the devs do good work, it would cause such colossal butthurt if the game's gameplay was actually ultra refined to the point that, were you to take away life and hometown, it would make for a good indie game anyway.

Also I want:
Customizable shit like spray/paint on metal body
If tiddies are hard shell metal or sway
Ass jiggling, again with toggle
Tiddy size
Robotic/synthesised voice (option to turn on/off to please all)
Centered view for when platforming as well as left/right views for shooting (right now you have to take into account if your camera looks slightly to the left or right and compensate)

And the usual, some music / more enemies / larger world / some more things to climb / more weapons etc.
Maybe a map


Toaster is rendering a sped up playthrough of the whole demo (bar 1 thing which I'm making a separate video of), should help you out

is this really a fucking thing? I just do that to separate thoughts when posting shit

same, i am hype for this game, its been so long since we had a good indie.

so we can't even use proper text formatting now because it triggers your sekritclub funnybone? kill yourself faggot.

Playthrough sped up with potato quality (360p)

Part 1

THERE IS A REASON WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE IN THIS PLACE, PEOPLE WHO USE THE SEKRIT CLUB ARGUMENT DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IMAGEBOARD CULTURE.

Don't forget the Metroid remake we just got, gonna try that tomorrow sometime.
It's a black keycard I think, it might be used to open all the scattered locked chests and the locked doors in the connecting room and red area. Or those are all locked for the demo and it's for something behind those doors.


This is a site based of elitism user, any sign of inferior formatting will be punished.

Part 2

Part 3


Wait, there's a Metroid 1 remake too?

Yea, the part with the 2 dead robogirls that you need a yellow keycard to get to has a locked chest, and I think there might've been another one or two.
Can you remind me if/where the other locked chests were? Also doors, only one in my mind right now is one in the gaschamber

did you have fun jacking off the dildo there.

No I meant the metroid 2 remake, I think there was one other chest, not sure.

kys fam, smh @ u tbh


actually, i think its a detonator for something not in the game, but it does look like a massive anal dildo

haha, yeah. have an antisage my old faggot friend XD

Part 4


Tried to get good angles of it lel


Well the metroid 2 remake is called AM2R and it's the one I 100% last night, it was a fucking blast, best game I've played this year

from the greenlight trailer it's used in certain rooms to move and switch platforms and doors rather then a stationary button. Haven't found any rooms in the demo that trigger anything via it yet?.

Part 5

Coming up are my attempts at the gas room with 3/4 health packs, so you get an idea of what's in there

And showing what the 3 green locks do

After I can do more but I can't record high quality

What I'd like to see, either officially or as mods are:
>Separated tits so each breast can move and jiggle independently Also to make way for any possible tittyfucking animations
>A "Play Dead" function that lets you pretend to be a dead/unconcious Haydee cloneHorny enemies can still rape you
>An alternate mode where you play as one of the enemies Or a futa Haydee if you're into that sort of thing and your goal is to hunt down and impregnate all Haydees and any other female cyborgs and robots you find Even better if you can "invade" people playing as Haydee ala Souls games and rape them

Jeez user let the dev work on the gameplay will yah.

its not a porn game you massive faggot, it wouldn't be on steam if it was.

cheesecake is the lewdest you'll get. and for some reason i doubt highly that this game will be mod-able on the tier of bethesda shit to allow all that to happen. i'd love a futa haydee though

First off, the character model is fucking terrible, so I don't get why everybody is fainting over it.
Secondly, futa is absolute garbage and you should be ashamed of your taste.

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He's right, though. The model is fucking shit.
Why do people like this?

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On a scale of one to Tumblr, how triggered are you?

ALL PENIS IS GAY
EVEN FEMININE PENIS

on a scale of one to burch, how much of a homosexual are you?

no u

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Cause the gameplay in the demo is very difficult, fun and shows promise for the rest of game come release.

TIME FOR A NEW EXPERIMENT. LET'S TRY GAS.


Seems like about 30 seconds cut off from Part 1

It's literally just crossing the bridge

The rest seem to have cut off a few seconds but it should be understandable

Part 2 to 3 cut off - i just loot the bodies and move back

Part 3 to 4 cut off - I just cleared the room by following the way I was going, should be easy to see

Part 4 to 5 - I return to the spiral staircase and go to the top of it


Not sure why the ends to chopped off, maybe that WebM for Retards program cut off the end cuz the file size got too big


Calm down mate, it's a pretty luscious videogame but not a sex game holy shit


isn't it a custom engine and eveything?

You didn't answer my question.
Why do people like the model? It's really bad.

Shit taste, simple as that.

There's gotta be more to it than that, it's just plain bad.
Look at the fucking breasts, they look like two Maltesers melted together, the thighs also look like shit.

The model? It's probably a bit more then what most people like. Especially the tits which seem to be completely off and even for a robot too large and round.

I'm fine with it but the dev needs to do more work on the separation between the two instead of the lazy one piece swimwear, maybe some shorts or a belt, something more defined then what he has done.

I would say we should send a collective email of encouragement/praise, but that could fuel his ego if it's bad.

Just send detailed feedback?

Considering the rumors of shilling might already be in the thread, we'll never know though so an email could be nice. He is Russian though so no idea how gud is English is.

Cheesecake is good enough, just forgive my out of control boner.

Have the devs ever answered whether they'll add an option for a more distant camera or increased FOV? That's the biggest issue I have with the game so far. I'd also like to have a visual indicator of health. I assume that if I take any damage, I'll be between 50% to 100%.

For what fucking purpose?

Half the games tension and fuckery is because the camera is so tight. Don't forget there is a key to switch the camera's side when peeking corners too.

(checked)
Also this man speaks the most truth in the thread so far.

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Do you think the health meter will be the blue circle on the back of the MC's head, which would disappear according to how much health there is in a manner similar to Dead Space? I have no idea, just asking.

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You've got it backwards

hows that homosexual life eh?

I think dev hasen't figured out a health bar there would be much better then the red screen.

However you can turn your character around towards the camera which might make you misjudge your health in combat. Could you hide the health bar from yourself in Deadspace? Also the flash of red is a much more obvious indicator then the small lights on the back of her head. Maybe a flash to indicate damage and a change in colour to indicate amount left?

#Realwomenhavecurve

Totally not proxies :^)

how should i know, it has a Unity vibe, but it cant be unity right? unity games always have the unity logo and intro.

I'm thinking the same thing, this whole thread's really fucking suspicious.
The game looks like shit yet people seem to be praising it for no real reason.

I said I'm fine with the model
I would fucking love to cuddle with her.

Being paid to is a reason, user.

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>looks like
go play the demo you retards, oh wait, thats right, Holla Forumstards don't play videogames, they just come here to ruin the board.

And now you're trying to reach for straws? You don't need to eat a pile of shit to know its going to taste like shit.

How did they say anything that makes them anyway Holla Forums?

>Holla Forumstards don't play videogames
>implying these chucklefucks browse boards without the sole purpose of shitting them up.

Nothing, but they need some neat little group to put things they don't like into so they don't have to actually address criticism.

does it make you so mad people are enjoying something you're incapable of?

I could say the same for you in reverse.
I know you saved that off of halfchan. You should stay there.

Why does it upset you that someone doesn't endorse your shit tastes?

more like

Encourage a good dev?

Where?

isn't the dev chinese or something?

I think he's Russian.

yes, definitely russian (after checking the steam page a bit more, there's some serious cheeki breeking going on in there)

But where is the porn?

I just discovered a whole new area

Not much in it but another health pack, which makes a total of 5

Gonna try and run through the gas room again, see if I can get further

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need to see if using healthpack resets the DoT tick or if the tick is independent of healing (I think it's independent which is harder for me)

Also, I've only just started watching the trailers. The dildo is a controller, I'm gonna spam it in every room and see what happens.

My best guess is that the gas mask is in the black crate which is opened only with the black keycard, for which you recquire 3 green keycards (only 1 in the demo as far as I know)

WHERE IS IT

Probably not in the demo :<

There's also a door blocked off by 4 stacked black crates in the spiral staircase

What could it mean?

Was just looking into this myself, about to try and mess with it

Later might try the .pack files too

If I change the HD_DATA_TXT to anything other than 300, she has hair, which is apparently an old asset

From 4chan:

So is it confirmed Haydee is just a stock model they slapped a new head on?

Who is the developer? Does he take feedback?

he's some based slav who tells casuals to go fuck themselves

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I like this guy.

For most of the demo I musta been playing on half health cause I got one shot by the hugbots all the time It's fun, he should make them instakill on hardcore.

Try SMAA

Found this. Can't pick it up though.

Dude just aim your reticle at it

Anyways it's just Magnum ammo for the nonexistent Magnum

I did and it wouldn't let me, I had to let go of the ledge and press e to pick it up. But that's neat nonetheless .

Interesting drops huh

a button to inspect pickups ala resident evil would be nice.


Yeah saw it in the greenlight trailer, you need what looks like a wireless hub to use the dildo.

Dev said that no item descriptions were part of his design for the game

I don't think he'll add an inspect item sadly

well item descriptions and the ability to look closely at items are two different things. He could add it and the game would still be as confusing.

GUISE

YOU GUISE

was hoping you could clip into unaccessible areas but cause each room is loaded separately.

nah, thats just too much bullshit, the swordbots are too fast, and the pimphand bots are too easy.

what he should do is make the pimphand bots hit harder, (as in, unless you're at full health, you're dead if on hardcore) and the swordbots be just a little bit slower.

also character customization would be nice

Ye I've thought it through and that glitch lets you do nothing useful

You go through absolutely everything once you clip out though, so yo ucan go through blocked off doors, but every room with a hugbot has doors that you can unlock anyway, or would otherwise not benefit clipping through (e.g. you'll get stuck, you won't be saving any keycard anyway etc)

I'm fine with the hugbots insta killing on hardcore, it means you really have to get those stun shots to survive. I really enjoyed the challenge of killing the lot of them in the green card room without taking any dmg since I'd ran out of healthkits. You have to figure out just the right way to trigger them leaving space inbetween and nail the headshots to stun.

i found some

The Haydee tag on e621 is slowly filling up with art. The porn is coming.

everything is going according to keikaku

Sad to see everyone is oversizing her ass and tits beyond what the game has already set. There is no art of her thicc body just exaggerated shit.

as long as they do her thicc and not morbidly obese with lard flaps all around, im fine with it, here's hoping for some futa

oh wait, it already happened

What the game really needs is for Haydee to occasionally let out a fart every few minutes.

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I have received (you)r message. I can die happy now.

alright so i explored better this time, i found the green card, the spiral staircase room and the room with the black card that is being guarded by a slowbot but is surrounded by cage walls. i used my green card in one of the 2 locks but it did absolutely nothing, i assume this is the end of the demo?

only way to progress right now would be finding the gas mask, im willing to bet the second green card is somewhere in the room with toxic gas. Or the other way around, we need to find a 2nd greencard to be allowed into the caged slowbot room with the blackcard, which lets us open the door at the bridge or the 2 locked chests possibly containing the gas mask.

We need 3 cards to get in there, there are 2 grates in front that are unlocked by the readers on each side and then the entrance.

The room you speak of with the black card - the coridoor leading up to him has 2 fences. One green lock unlocks one of these, and the other unlocks the other of these
You need also a 3rd green keycard to get to said coridoor, which you access via the green lock in the room with the 4 button sequence puzzle


Someone on 4chan Holla Forums made it further in the gas room apparently, 4th pic is what's beyond the door I tried to climb to in

yeah that's from the greenlight trailer, when you have the dildo and the transmitter using it will make the platforms move.

Someone from 4chan's Holla Forums said something about editing the .pack files in HEX

I couldn't get a reply from them, but their result (which they uploaded as a pack file and I downloaded) is giving haydee some sort of longsocks

I've opened the default pack and his modified pack together and tried comparing them in HEX but notepad++ tells me they're the same

Any other good programs to compare HEX / does anyone know how to read HEX well?
He mentioned something about texture offsets

Something's happening

I've found mentions of blue, red, orange, yellow, white, green, black keycards, of mangum, pistol, submachinegun, shotgun, and of like 10 different hairstyles so far

yesterday the game crashed when i alt-tabbed out of it, when i opened it again, it no longer allowed me to use 1920x1080 resolution.

right now i still can't fix that, i tried deleting the files and extracting the game again but it didn't work.

help?

Thread is past bump limit, on page 15, you might want to make a new one since this will 404 soon.

Just go to video settings, it has a resolution option here

If no luck, in your Haydee folder, go into the System folder (\Haydee\System). In there you will either just have a Settings.cfg file, or you will have both a Settings.cfg and a System.cfg

If you have the System.cfg in there, just open it up and edit the height and width.
If you don't have System.cfg, I think you can edit something in Settings.cfg (such as changing 'censor true;' to 'censor false;') then open the game, and it'll create the System.cfg file, after which you should change back what you edited in the Settings.cfg file

If still nothing, just make your own System.cfg

If you can't do that, just copy your save files from \Haydee\Save, redownload/extract the game, and paste your save files into your new \Haydee\Save

If nobody makes a new thread by the time it 404s I'll just make a new one
I'm gonna be leavin for a few hours in a bit thou, so feel free to make one yourself if there's no new one made, just put Haydee somewhere in the description or subject so we can easily find it

Fuck wrong image

can someone explain to me how this thread that has been stuck in page 15 for almost half a day is still alive?

no shit genius, im telling you it doesn't let me change it back to 1920x1080.

also she looks better with skin legs


user's collective love for roboass

Hey c'mon man I gave you like 5 different solutions, inclusing the fullproof one of just copying your save to a new clean Haydee game

If even that doesn't work, sorry, can't help, maybe it's your computer or something beyond me

Nobody's gonna appreciate you the way I do user, thanks for the options on how to fix the res you're the best!

i'll try those, but telling me to "change the option in the settings" is like telling me "hey, you have to inhale and exhale or you'll die!"

manually changing the .cfg might just be the only choice as i tried all the others before posting


glad to know i wasnt the only one with the issue, someone should let the cheekibreeki dev know about that problem.

It could've been a god-tier porn game but the dev seems to be an incompetent idea guy.

I mean fuck, this game screams "MAKE ME A PORN GAME WITH MULTIPLE ENEMIES AND COMBAT INTIMACY"

But no, the dev just had to make a puzzle. FUCKING HELL I'M ANGRY NOW WITH THIS LOST POTENTIAL.

its a custom engine, ask him for the rights and make your own game

Why are you acting so bitchy? Are you the dev?

I'll have you know that I want this game for the pornographic material but I know that there won't be much of what I want.

I am dissapointed enough to not even bother pirating this game in the future my friend. Why are you acting as if I can make my own game, you faggot?