YO XBOX

YO XBOX

hey

LOAD UP WINDOWS 10

HEY
YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A SEGA CD?

Why did you change shirts?

nah

bump for interest

XBOX RECORD THAT

best thread on Holla Forums now

sure dude here you go!

This is unfortunately true

JESSE
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU STRIP AND CHANGE YOUR SHIRT IN LIKE 0.1 SECONDS

WOAH MR WHITE WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

BOOK'EM XBOX

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ANYONE WANNA PLAY NO MANS SKY TOGETHER

Remember that time Jesse started playing the game RAGE in the intro for an episode?

==MAKE ME S DABFQUXJ=

Or sonic later in the series.

FAIL

XBOX GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR

You know how they say it's been a pleasure? Well… it hasn't.

trips confirms best breaking bad character

>If you plug in headphones with volume keys on them you can set them to take pictures and record without opening the interface

Fucks sake microsoft where did all the not retarded people in your company go?

Oh and before you all have an aneurysm for wrong think I have every system.

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Settle down.
It's just a wii u, ps4, vita, 3ds, xbone and a pc.
Nothing to freak out about.

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Lol no you don't idort

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MY POST IS HAUNTED

Stay mustard.

It was all me, fam. Don't expect a ghost blowjob, though.

OFF

Do you also bought a Jaguar you goddamned retard?

XBOX WE HAVE TO COOK

XBOX SAY MY NAME

boom

XBOX RECORD THAT

How do you play Tempest then?

Also you have to say Cortana now, not xbox.

CORTANA RECORD THAT BITCH

No thanks

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Back when Cortana was initially introduced as a competitor to Siri, I thought it was pretty cool that they used her name from Halo. Clever little reference. They took it way too fucking far, though.

XBOX COOK THAT

There is a chess set and vinyl records in the back ground. Jesus fucking Christ.

Is this bait?

McDonalds

WATCH ME JERK OFF AND SEND IT TO ALL MY FRIENDS

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YO BITCH

You forgot to say "Cortana", user.

Try again.

XboneS

you really should kill yourself

you really really should kill yourself. refer to webm related in the future when you think of this website