LUL

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL

Oh shit

nod an argument :-DD

So this is the power of meme magic.

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Literally cucked out of life.

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Did Holla Forums take over Gawker?

This is Nick Denton's way of saying:
J U S T

Is this the real life

Is this just fantasy

Isn't that i09 or whatever it's called? Just how retarded are they?

Am I in the Berenstein universe?

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They're going all out.

I love 2016

They're just shooting themselves in the foot over and over so when hogan takes it then its worthless right?
They can't be serious, right?

It's supposed to be satirical, but I think it's backfiring on them.

Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

Well, at least they're getting some attention. Fucking faggots.

but muh toxic masculinity

This cannot be real

Did you took that pic off Holla Forums fellow redditor?

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see

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PRAISE KEK

does it trigger you, Hans?

I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy

In case Holla Forums is wondering, this is them making a joke.

You know how there's that one guy that doesn't really have a sense of humor and tries to make a joke but it doesn't really work because he doesn't fundamentally understand humor?
This is the result.

It was meant to be a quip but they don't understand how to make one.

I thought gamergate killed gawker?

Not even trips can save you now

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Is this you in the video?

Nope.

I'm neither a liberal nor a Kraut.

Of course you're something much more aren't you

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If trips can't save you, what makes you think dubs will?

Io9 is scifi/fantas/popsci interest. Jezebel is gawker for women

I used to like io9 years ago

Oh god…

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What a stupid jo-
Oh

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CRASHING THIS PLANE

le with no survivors hahaha EPIC simply EPIC

haha *holds pants*, FBI???

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(you) sure are hungry today, boy!

yes

Gotten any callback yet from your job hunt sweetie

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Filtered ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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We are the masters of the universe and the flow of reality bends to our memes. However, we must be cautious when memeing, for our memes must be used to make the world a better place. We have the power to enforce justice in an unjust world. Our reality is what we make of it, so let's make it a good one.

Well meme'd

BULLY ME!!!

Later

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I just don't get this. Being a cuckold is being a victim of abuse. Why are there people who want this to be a normalized thing? To what end? What is the end goal? To encourage unhealthy relationships?
Do they simply not know what the word mean?

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Can't wait

Yeah you wish
Only if it belittles straight males, friendo.

Welcome to post-modernity and hyper relativism.
Good is evil,
evil is good.

If you're a straight white Christian male, you're a bigot.

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Yup, it's leftists.

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elaborate please, I have not heard this term before and google isn't too specific.

You can't stop it.

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Cuck.

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It's not necessarily humiliating.
Don't forget alpha cucks.

Cuck

I can't. But liberal media can and did/will.

What is an "alpha cuck" exactly? Anthony Burch?

Cuck

that's more like "apex cuck"

But user, how can you make joke when joke is you?

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Cuck

I laughed

delete this

I guess it's a guy who takes charge of his cuckoldry. I guess that could be a thing. Calling it alpha is pretty dumb though.

Post post post irony

Moral relativism, subjectivism, religious pluralism, ecumenism, individualism, liberalism, cultural marxism..

Basically the shift away from objective truth based on a solid foundation (i.e Bible or constitution) into the realm of commie new age shit.

Damn…

I think it's the guy he brings in to fuck his wife.

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The alpha cuck chooses the bull himself and orders him to fuck his wife vigorously so he can then drink his cum straight out of his wife's vagina, which will taste to his liking because he also ordered the bull to eat fruits beforehand.

Memes are far to powerful for us mortals

It really isn't. They have a right to interpret it that way.

Cuck.

The bible is still a foundation that leads to corruption at the end of the day. I'd say it's an action away from anything socialism-relate simply due to it breeding corruption at alarming rates. There needs to be a future-proof way of handling things and this isn't one of them.

I love mememagic

He's fucking with you, stupid.

He has a right to call it bait.

Christcucks sure are a crazy bunch.

The Berenstein universe was the normal one, this Berenstain universe is going places.

At least they aren't hiding who their target audience is.

Derail in 3….2….1….

You know if only we had a group of sane rational people that still maintained some kind of standard, but any reason they might offer will surely get deconstructed. At the very least make it something harder to deconstruct than the bible your foundation.

Who cares, they're practicing self eugenics. That's a good thing

Well yea, see it as one of those childrens books that contain a good message like "friendship and love n shieeeet"

May meme magic guide us into a glorious future

I just realized that.

Does she browse >>>/cuckquean/?

Now I am convinced that Gawker as a whole has been an extremely covert troll operation, and their only goal is to piss off people for their own self amusement.

Sometimes but she says how she hates how many of the fantasies have the women join in and start playing with each other.
She doesnt want to touch any women and finds touching other women gross. She just wants to see her man fuck a girl raw.

Jesus fuck I think we might have memed too hard here boys.

Damn, that looks sexy as fuck, post dragon orgasms.

You're not even trying.
Like, atleast try to be subtle.

This sounds like what you get when you're both bisexual and a voyeur if ask me t. bisexual voyeur. How anyone can apply the word alpha to a fetish like this is beyond me.

No such thing. We must meme until the rapture happens and we can finally enforce justice onto Earth with our meme powers.

Do you sincerely believe in magic or something?

I want to see a faggot who's so much of a cuck he turns gay for Tyrone then even turns him gay as well.

Stormfag reactions would be priceless.

Take a look at this glorious randomly generated beast

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Leave your fedora-tier evangelical atheist interjections at Reddit, thank you.

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Have you checked the ID of the person you are arguing with to see their posts? You are being baited.

You do apparently.

Christ, what a fatass.

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Isn't it safer to just say you don't know?

He ate that shit up even when he got warned. Let him be.

Hey if it's b8 then it's b8. Not like we have anything to lose on an anonymous image board, but he could sincerely believe this crazy shit.

Don't know what? Be specific.

More like our universe is an infinite number of coin flips that all went well and continue to go well. As opposed to the infinite number of universes where the coin flips ended at one point.

Our universe is the 1/infinity. That's much more believable than wizard and shit.

r/atheism is a meme.

I demand photographic proof otherwise.

What if it wasn't us he was warning?

Kojima is not our enemy.

How we got here. I just don't see any reason to believe magic was involved.

This is getting out of hand

It really has lost it even if it's a poor attempt at humour.

It's best that the Hulkster just headlock or bodyslam into the afterlife as an act of mercy.

Multiverse theory is a desperate act to get away from the cosmological argument.

Neither do I.

How do you know for sure?

Well then what makes you think there's a god? Some anecdotal stories and popular consensus don't mean anything to me.

He wouldn't try to warn us about anything, or choose easy topics to cover.

we get it you're an edgy 12 year old who wants to be rebellious and force your thoughts on everyone else

please leave

If it is bait, you just wasted your time because he never even believed that to begin with.
If it isn't bait, you just wasted your time because he's mentally ill and won't change his mind because of an argument on the internet.
But whatever. People smoke when they're told it's unhealthy

Because it's the most logical and reasonable approach.

The idea that you're just an accident is retarded once you actually look at the overwhelming philosophical arguments for God.

That would have been a much more humane salution.

Why are you quoting yourself

There isn't any, you moron.
There is no thing or system made by man that won't be ruined by man.

This video isn't helping either. Of course all the arguments against god fall flat. So do all the arguments against Tinkerbell.

Most Christians are alright. I just hate when they try to pretend their beliefs are logical.

that was meant for you

must've miss clicked

How do you know for sure he isn't a puppet?

user, I don't have anything against Christianity and think nearly all atheists are edgy faggots and even believe it's an important hedge against far worse things to come if Christianity disappears and leaves a vacuum but you have to admit a lot of the shit in the bible is pretty ridiculous if you use a literal interpretation anyway. Stories do have a narrative moral though so if that's you're angle than I would find your agreeable.

This thread is the platonic idea of Holla Forums

meme magic once again proves to be a very dangerous thing my friend

I agree, never said otherwise.
Enjoy your cigarette.

Alright, then.

There's nothing even remotely logical about assuming that a god did it. You're no different from your argument against atheism. If atheists believe that we came from nothing, then where did god come from?

Since you have ADHD and can't watch a 1 hour video that answers all your questions:

Argument from Cause: This argument considers God the "First Cause." In other words, everything that exists must come from something else and that something else is what we call God. Philosophically, this argument is presented as:

- Everything that had a beginning had a cause.
- The universe had a beginning.
- Therefore, the universe had a cause.

The first aspect, that everything that had a beginning had a cause, is based on the principle of causality. Nothing cannot produce something. The second part, that the universe had a beginning, is supported by many lines of modern scientific evidence. These include the second law of thermodynamics (that the universe is running out of usable energy toward disorder), the expansion of the universe, the radiation echo of the initial explosion of the universe (often called the Big Bang), among others. The conclusion is that the universe had a cause.

Argument from Design: This argument proposes the following: Every design has a designer; the universe reveals complex design; therefore, the universe has a Designer. This design includes both natural and supernatural causes. Both the macro level (design found in the universe based on astronomy) and the micro level (design found at the cellular level) support the argument of highly designed and complicated forms of life that find no adequate explanation apart from an outside, powerful force capable of intelligent design. This Intelligent Designer opens the door for the existence of God.

Argument for Morality: This argument follows a more internal logic that suggests that:

- Every law has a lawgiver.
- There is an absolute moral law.
- Therefore, there must be an absolute Lawgiver.

Some question whether there is an absolute moral law. Yet as C.S. Lewis notes in Mere Christianity, "The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard, saying that one of them conforms to that standard more nearly than the other. But the standard that measures two things is something different from either. You are, in fact, comparing them both with some Real Morality, admitting that there is such a thing as a real Right, independent of what people think, and that some people's ideas get nearer to that real Right than others. Or put it this way. If your moral ideas can be truer, and those of the Nazis less true, there must be something-some Real Morality-for them to be true about."

While postmodern philosophy attempts to deconstruct this argument by suggesting all absolutes of right and wrong regarding morality are relative, the existence of absolutes in the universe is undeniable. For example, two plus two cannot equal four and two plus two equal five at the same time under the same conditions. Likewise, many areas of morality suggest a universal sense of injustice regarding the wrongs of the world. Individuals may differ regarding exactly what is labeled justice and injustice, but every person has an innate sense of there being right and wrong. This morality has an origin and it is argued this original Lawgiver is God.

In examining the existence of God, the first question that should be asked is: "Why does anything exist?" Subsequent questions are: Why are we here? Why is there something rather than nothing? In considering the question of God's existence, there are three popularly proposed answers as to why there is something rather than nothing: (1) The universe is all an illusion, nothing actually exists, (2) The universe has always existed, is self-existent (3) The universe was brought into existence by something/someone that is self-existent. Which is the most plausible solution?

The idea that reality is an illusion is primarily a tenet among Eastern religions, such as Buddhism and Hinduism. The "reality is an illusion" option was disproved by the philosopher Rene Descartes who argued that if he is thinking, then he must "be," "I think, therefore I am." In other words, "I think, therefore I cannot be an illusion." Illusions require something that is experiencing the illusion. If nothing exists, neither does the illusion. Philosophically, doubting your existence actually proves your existence. "Reality is an illusion" is a self-defeating argument.

There are then only two choices—an eternal universe or an eternal Creator. Something exists. Something cannot come from nothing. Therefore, something has always existed. If the existence of God is denied, an eternal universe is the only other option. To date, all key scientific and philosophical evidence points to the universe having had a beginning. Whatever has a beginning has a cause, and if the universe had a beginning, it had a cause. The fact that the universe had a beginning and is not eternal is demonstrated by evidence such as the second law of thermodynamics, the radiation echo of the big bang, the fact that the universe is expanding, and Einstein's theory of relativity.

Further, how could an impersonal, purposeless, meaningless, and amoral universe result in beings who are full of personality and obsessed with purpose, meaning, and morals. Only mind can create mind. Non-life cannot produce life. Unconsciousness cannot produce consciousness. The only logical and reasonable conclusion is that an eternal Creator is the one who is responsible for the creation of the universe. The concept of an eternal universe has been philosophically and scientifically disproven. Therefore, an eternal Creator exists.

With the clear evidence for the existence of God in mind, why are there so many atheists, and are there any grounds for atheism? No, there are not. The essential claim of atheism, "there is no god," is an invalid philosophical statement. Denying the existence of something cannot be proven. In order for it to be proven that God does not exist, someone would have to be in every location in the universe at the same time. In other words, to disprove the existence of God, one would have to be God. The need for an eternal and self-existent Creator can be proven. Atheism cannot be proven.

Another crucial issue to consider is the fact that the acceptance or rejection of the existence of God has more implications for life, action, and morality than any other issue. If atheism is wrong, it will result in unpleasant (to say the least) consequences. With this in view, atheists should produce conclusive and undeniable evidence for the non-existence of God. Atheism cannot accomplish this, and therefore, all atheists can do is hope that they are correct. Eternity is a very long time to be wrong.

So, does belief in the existence of God have intellectual warrant? Absolutely. While atheists claim that belief in the existence of God is a psychological crutch, it is in fact atheism that abandons reality in order to fulfill a psychological need. If there is no God, there is no morality, no accountability, and therefore no judgment. If God does not exist, we can do whatever we want, whenever we want, to whomever we want, with no eternal consequences. That is the true motivation behind atheism.

How does memeing about christianity even have this kind of derailing power?

LOL

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it was a pretty good post

Just stop.

Is this an autobiographical piece?

They're poking fun at conservative types who use the insult. They know.
It's a very passive aggressive way of poking fun, especially after what happened.
To be fair nowadays people just sound fucking retarded when they use it. It lost all meaning.

holy shit you're copy/pasting instead of writing out your own argument.

ditto. This is video games, not Sunday school, you fucking faggots.

TL;DR lol

BORN TOO LATE TO EXPLORE THE EARTH
BORN TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE UNIVERSE
BORN JUST IN TIME TO WITNESS MEME MAGIC

BEING PROUD OF HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LESS PATHETIC
IN FACT, QUITE THE OPPOSITE

nice
And I wouldn't say it has lost all meanins, since someone at GAWKER was booty bothered enough to make the site.

Atheists get triggered by facts for some reason.

They have been told all their life that "religious ppl r dum n ignorant".

Once they find a Christian that knows his theology, their cognitive dissonance kicks in full force.

You only need to look at these posts to see that I'm right:

No arguments, just shitposts.

Feels good man

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No idea, but anybody can be one. I am at least not surprised when I see some of the shit he warned us leaks into reality, for instance guns with finger scanners and other shit where only one person may use it.

Is this your essay submission for Gawker's new men's interest website The Cuck

All of these arguments begin and end with an assumption. The wall of text was pointless.

Feeling are not facts

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What is going on here exactly?

I think Judge Dredd did that way before kojima

You're fueling the stereotype that "religious ppl r dum n ignorant".

All I can think of is those satirical edits of kotaku articles. Nobody can call them unrealistic now.

Some folks are born made to watch the bull
Ooh, they're cis, white and blue-balled
And when the band plays "scotty doesn't know"
Ooh, they point the missus' at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no other man's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no cuckold one, no

Yeah!
Some folks are born other's bitch in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the milkman comes to the door
Lord, the wife looks like a rummaged safe, yes

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no wife's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no cuckold one, no

Some folks inherit other man's child (spoken ch ī l )
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should he give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no wifes son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no cuckhold one, one

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no cuckhold one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no wifes son, no no no

I swear I'm close to something but I can't come up with anything for the war line.

For all I know, people could be taking ideas from him and others like him.

Why are you so upset that people don't want to follow your religion?

2016 just keeps giving

Touch the screen! HEAL! HEAL! In the name of JESUS!

You might as well be an imam in prison looking for converts.

You're just thoroughly brainwashed. Whoever convinced you that god is the exception to everything could probably convince you that anything is the exception to everything. You should have been a Scientologist. At least you would have been more entertaining.

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What a time to be alive.
We might even experience personal robot assistants.

AUTISM ALERT

I am starting to be less and less surprised by these articles. I fear the day where I will expect the unborn fetuses to be cucking the husband.

I like it.

Its like the jews adding echoes to their names on twitter, this is only going to backfire

Holla Forums is a sjw hugbox
christianity is a kike religion
and kek will deliver us to the hell on earth we all deserve

what the fuck is going on here they got hijacked this shit cant be real

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Holy shit, that reads like a parody article and yet it's not, guess I better strap on.

I really hope it becomes an inferno.

It is a parody article.

It'll only make rounding them up that much easier when the day of the rope finally comes. God-Emperor Trump wills it

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you're not supposed to end the thread in the first goddamned post, holy shit

HOW THE FUCK

DO YOU EXPECT US

TO TOP THAT?

Holy shit.
Since when is supporting your stance with resources considered "dumb"?
Because it's not his words?
Are we not allowed to use others peoples research data then?

How can people be so pathetic when loosing an argument?

Good point. I don't remember Dredd showing the other side of thigns where people who need it cannot use it because their shit is hacked. The more its represented, the better to warn people really.

I don't know which is worse: never being told about these things, but them happening anyway, or being warned and watching people take the warnings and make it worse.

Just no. I refuse to believe this isn't someone having a laugh. If this shit's true we have someone that has out cucked both Bruch and Rapp.

Don't bother, atheists are retarded.

So your arguments are based entirely on either the assumption that
A: the universe had a beginning, in which it was created
or
B: the universe has an underlying system of immutable moral laws
Combined with
C: the answers to such questions possess some form of usefulness in our current state
The only one of these assumptions that is really sensible to hold is A, the rest have been added by failed Jews trying to get ad shekels on youtube and their blogs.

I guess Gawker is trying to make the most of its last few millions

You really think human minds and logic can possibly explain or understand a God? A being that by definition exists outside of the rules of the universe because a God would have had to come up with such rules in the first place? Don't you think that's a little egotistic?

archive.is/mMNOC
They got tired of monetizing on rage so they're trying to monetize on cheap satire now.
We must not give them views.

Its not an argument because the word God can be replaced with every fictional character humans made up, and i'd make as much sense. Plus it's on a video game board. You wanna convert people?
>>>/islam/

Now that's an argument expected by religious ppl who are dum n ignorant.

dude fundies are literal retards who think facts are the tricks of the devil worshiping pagan atheist conspiracy.

m8 reddit is a few doors down

It'll be fun.

Why don't you try coming up with an argument that doesn't rely on namecalling?

I want to see how much worse it can get, but that's my opinion.

Inb4 neo-pagan.

Late to the game gawker, there already exists a place for cucks to congregate

There's no way this isn't parody, it's just not possible.

I suppose another direction I could have taken it is substituting
It ain't me, it ain't me,
for
He Ain't me, He ain't me

It never occurred to me before to check if we have an islam board. I wonder if they have any dank memes I can use for shitposting. Christianity vs atheism is so passé.

nice
kek

This is a time to laugh, anons, not to scream at each other over their beliefs.

GO HOME RELIGIOUSCUCKS
AGNOSTIC THEISTS SEND THEIR REGARDS

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I'm a Christian. I just like making fun of you.

That's a big assumption you got going on there, fella.
It's a nice troll resource, too. "Lol arguing is pointless, if it doesn't make sense then it's because logic can't apply to out of this universe concepts!". You basically can't lose.

Don't you think that something impossible being "by definition, outside the rules of the universe" is a little fucking convenient?

Everything that can't be explained, we just haven't figured out yet. People used to think shitty crops were the gods being angry with them, but now we understand farming so thoroughly that we genetically engineer seedless fruit that's guaranteed to be bountiful in quantity no matter the weather.

So they went further down the click-bait route. Makes sense, they have nothing to lose since they have no money anyway.

Mite be different now but last time I checked they just had boring discussion and all agreed to call their kids Muhammed, or one of the hundred different ways to say Allah.

And IGN & Brad Jones and Dobson still crying over CISbusters flopping

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I'm morbidly disgusted. That's somehow fucking worse.

WHEN THEY DISCOVER MY CORPSE SEATED AT MY COMPUTER

TELL 'EM I DIED LAUGHING

Oh it's this guy again. The same autist who tries to derail every thread with his anti-Holla Forums shilling.

Where are the hotpockets when you need them?

MY FUCKING SIDES

Alright fuck you, this is satire. No fucking way.

Shit nobody said.

First time in possibly years I have literally laughed out loud at the first image in a LOL thread.

Did you sing praise to your volcano god yet?

They're too busy ignoring the site to do anything.

Pompeii 2 when?

I'll convert if you keep trying to kill shit threads. I heard you got banned for trying to get rid of the cancer in the 4am threads.

Not soon enough.

I think it's time for me to do a new edit set of this, for the occasion.

when i was born and start to form my own mind by my surrounding i start to realize what a beautiful world this is. The Sun, the Sky, the Ocean and everything around this. It was a beautiful look.

and than i met humanity.

Not that one, the jewish one.

Wasn't just me, I've had 4 helpers and I'm not the original genesis poster.

We've done it. We've enforced the term cuck as a derogatory term so hard that tumblr and facebook have both excepted it as an insult now. This is just the logical conclusion. Someone thinking that in some way "cuck" is a trendy term, destined to fade but usable in a way to make something boring and obviously forced seem "with it" and "timely".
I makes so much sense that it would come to this. How did I not guess it would come to this?

Genesis A SHIT

Same tbh

I can only hope you all win in your quest

Just a reminder, a way that shills work is by changing the topic to avoid people talking about it. This thread isn't about religion, don't fall for the distraction.

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Gotta admit that's a good derail.

Provide proof, evidence, articles, links, resources.

Just shitposts and ad hominems

/thread

As a reminder, the topic is about nu males trying to own the word "nu male" and trying to push that being a simpering excuse for a man is a good thing.

extra jesus christ image because why not

Kek bows before the One True God

Except you, in another thread.

No thanks Rabbi Yeshua

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That was fast, a lot faster than what "faggot" took. It is true after all, now i am seeing it with my very own eyes, how fast information travels during the digital age, how memes spread with such ease and mold our minds, they are our masters of conduct and will. Something must be done about this.

I wonder if Nicky boy is going to post pics of his BFF, luggage lad, Prince of Cuckness.

Agreed. Even if he's serious, Mark should at least give him a warning. There's good stuff in Christianity, I'll admit and it does wonders to stop a lot of other kinds of shit like SJWs but it's still not what this is about.

So they're "culturally appropriating" our words now?

True. He always does this, in every thread. He always starts with an anti-Holla Forums post, then slowly moves onto ranting about demons, satan and eternal hellfire.

We need to just start hiding his ID, it's the same one guy every time too.

And they're failing. Badly.

yes. And it's not gonna work either because people will look up cuck and the rest and see what it means.

This guy goes far beyond admitting that there is good stuff in Christianity, he legitimately believes its the most important and the only important thing in the universe. He gets super fucking triggered at anyone believing race matters, and won't stop ranting about how the only thing humans should think of is the glory of Yahweh.

What a fucking christcuck. Not a christian, but a christcuck.

Faggot was a derogatory term for school children and still is a derogatory term for teenagers who are trying to be edgy.

Your only realizing this now? They've been doing this since 2007.

i want to fuck cuckquean-tan

Culturally appropriating is what cishet white males do, there's no way a nonbinary genderfluid neofur pansexual cuck could ever do it because they're more oppressed.

i will agree with you but you have to admit, muslims aren't so bad as the media trys to paint them!

Faggot no longer holds the "problemstic" value it once had when used by adults. Children using it is completely irrelevant and out of the question.

Yup. It's funny that leftists don't realize that facts are their worst enemy.

But user, what if she's wearing a chastity belt?

what is happening

Am I conscious right now? Am I even alive?

Islam and anyone who supports it can die.

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gamergoy did it.

Every fucking time
Go back to your board christcucks

RIP
AND
TEAR

The media, user, tries to paint muslims like angels who can do no wrong, who are unfairly misjudged and profiled just because a mere 50% of their kind come out of the womb strapped with explosives.

The day the media openly says that lslam is a dangerous cult that needs to be eradicated would be a good day - but it is a day that will never come.

Do not fear the memes my child

Disregard the girl and fuck the belt.

But user, what if the keyhole is too small?

Faggot detected.

The majority of people who used it were old and Chik-Fil-A is doing better than ever I hear and they laugh at faggots in there like it's talking about the weather.

and why does the jewmedia want them to paint as angles?

as far as i know, muslims hate jews and jews hate muslims.

True.
I remember I was working in a local high school one day and kid with "crazy" hair and a Metallica band t-shirt on said the word "cuck" as a derogatory term agains Trump if my memory serves correct. And he's about 17. Assuming he has constant interaction with facebook and possibly tumblr we can say, using him as a benchmark, cuck has practically entered everyones rolodex by now.

You guys retarded or something?

The jews are more concerned with turning allies into enemies, through constant socjus pushes for greater and greater divisions of cultural segregation, as well as fooling people into perceiving their enemies as allies - as in the case with islam.

The jews want to stand atop the world while it drowns in chaos.

Is that guy a Holla Forums shill that does this shit for D&Cing to make Christianity and Holla Forums look bad? I remember some screencap one of their posts/archive one of their threads on trying to make Holla Forums hate Holla Forums & Christianity 100%.

Pic unrelated

Every time I start to think that meme magic is retarded something like this happens

I'm sorry for doubting you, kek

They gud bois! They dindu nuffin

Holla Forums isn't really that powerful. It's just Holla Forums's even more retarded cousin. Also, I don't hate Holla Forums, I hate how Holla Forums likes to derail threads on Holla Forums.

io9 is the science fiction/pop culture site. It's gone full SJW for years. It's managed by a tranny and a dyke.

Once you're in the Berenstein(((berg))) universe, there's no going back.

He does it to every fucking thread. Every single one.
And no, he actually believes it. Memorize the images he posts and you'll see. He's also the same guy behind the flat earth derails.

This thread cannot be derailed, user. Not only is it over 200 posts deep, but the OP contains critical levels of dankage that cannot be stopped.
Chill out a bit with your armchair moderation.

at least we can all agree that Clinton is the only way out of this.

lol, arguing with yourself, quoting whom exactly? Here's your (you), just so mommy doesn't spank you for not filling your shill quota.

That's part of the challenge.

Most likely, as he spams the same copypaste posts in previous multiple threads.

"Holla Forums" doesn't derail threads. it's just people who say they hate Holla Forums who do that.

don't reply.

You can see 2fc51b is going out of his way to post bait and derail the thread even further.

I think I remember him, does he also post shit about giant human skeletons?

youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k

you reply to the ralphshill

Don't worry, some people need a little convincing before they can believe something.

A lot of people have problems with how Holla Forums derails threads everywhere, but don't say that because you're a shill, /int*/ or Holla Forums user and never someone who cares about their board not being plastered with shit.

I'm just pointing out how retarded you have to be to fall for 2fc51b, whose bullshit is incredibly blatant.

and one more.
it's a gif this time.

You know that part in Paprika where they get back to the real world and then the parade followed them there and shit? I bet this is how they felt.

Yeah, maybe we should convince Mark to lay down some rules.

I know a lot of reasons why we left cuckchan to begin with but I propose the first two things to make everyone happy

-Stay on topic or you get warned/banned
-Whining about Holla Forums (hurrr gb2/pol/ cuckchan tier shitposting) is warn/bannable

This is satire. There is no way it isn't.

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i see many revoltefags in here. How is your board doing goys?

He doesn't want to ban avatarfags because he doesn't want to look like cuckchan mods, I highly doubt it'll work.

For what reason, user.

(((Mark))) only follows his rules when he wants to.

why not?

I know. Bad habit, but it's fun. Do you think they genuinely get upset, or is it all an act?
Either way it brings me some sort of satisfaction.

I don't mind the avatarfags because it makes it easier to filter their posts without having to click the filter. Some of them bring alright bants too.

But even if it's called The Cuck a site made for men would be too triggering and opressive for Gawker

oh hoho, look at this!

welcome to the dark side!

twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/763467697229299712

A few good ones don't justify all of the bad ones.

This. After /newsplus/ I wouldn't trust Mark to clean dog shit from a public park. That fat kike won't lift a finger if it'll expand calorie and remotely resemble effort.

Well, what to do then? There needs to be a balance struck or else it ends up cucked as cuckchan Holla Forums but we don't want it so the board has nothing in it either. It's pretty much something you need to accept on a imageboard that a lot of "fun" topics are going to be floating around and if they weren't, it'd be just another vbulletin board tier forum. I might even wish we did more fun stuff because we desperately need more OC around here.

Trying to use our lingo won't work, they stick out as fags too much.

>LOL thread

hhhhhhhh

we just need to get Holla Forums populated again. its a chicken and egg situation where there is no users so noone wants to go there.

normaly it works in that other (((thread!)))

Would a board-wide game night work?

Do you really expect the site to not be fucked after moot shitfucked 4/pol/ before running off to Google and HW sprinting to Reddit the second he thought he might get money from them?

PRAISE KEK

Hahahahaha we have gone completely insane

please. that sound so fun

get adam baldwin on this

Those numbers demand it happen.

Fuck you, you post a sauce right goddamn now. There's no way this is real, I cannot believe it. If it is, we have to stop, we've memed too hard.

There's no stopping it now.

PRAISE KEK

Anyway, I missed out on those okuu headpat images from last thead. Would anyone mind reposting them?

Since when is Kike worship anti pol? Next thing you will be informing us that pol is for a free society too.

Our week-long community manager Jackson (may he rest in peace) suggested the same thing. It could be pretty fun if done sparingly.

I can't find a link to it, it's probably a fake. I don't know, making satire indistinguishable from the other satire is a strange thing to do. Maybe the user who wrote it is hoping to send it in to The Cuck and get published?

Did Jackson get shitposted at too hard or something?

You had a chance. You continued to use meme magic. Embrace what you've created.

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The thread is still up at >>>/operate/59002
As far as I remember, he decided the job was too complicated for him, questioned the need for a community manager in the first place, and then promptly resigned.

I would've liked the idea of a community manager, but the job does seem a bit too stressful with all that shitposting and board culture you've got to just know.

Embrace it.

I can't understand why Jim would think it was a good idea.

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It's satire, but it's going to Poe's Law territory.

Is that South Carolina?

No matter how hard they try to parody or satire, one truth remains. That the word "cuck" got to them so badly that they wasted their time creating this.

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There's no way this'll backfire, no siree.

My mother asked me what a cuck is when I brought it up (we talk a lot about current events)

I told her exactly what it means, in politer terms: "It's a man who lets another man bang his wife"

She definatley didn't think it was a good thing. Also it's funny that she didn't knew what it meant. My dad apparently got himself a fabled qt girl when he got married.

>M-Maybe if I make them think I want to be called this they'll finally leave me alone

so, what exactly is the issue here? he really seems to love his wife and respect her desires. good for the both of them.

Are we advancing from meme magic to . . .

MEME ALCHEMY?

Chemistry is the evolution of Alchemy, but I don;t think we're there yet.

when we get to Meme Chemistry level, we'll actually be able to warp reality individually on a small level without the assistance of others.

MAGIC MISSLE

Are you niggers delusional or something?
It was the fat kike sucking up to Jimbo yet again. Then resigned when he was called out.

I'll give you a pity (You)

This is literal child logic. My little sister pulled this shit back in the day when she was six

Nice six year old logic there, cucks

Anyone got a picture of the guy behind this account? If not, somebody should photoshop at least that logo into cuckold pictures like this.

Show them that the reason you can't casualize "cuckold" is because the concept is inherently really bad.

Why were you mean to your sister user?

I wasn't mean to mine when I was growing up and now she's a conceited cunt.

It's an older brother's duty to be a dick.

Pretty much this.

I regret it. Nowadays I'm as nice as I can be to my siblings when I actually get the chance to hang out with them.

Doing it didn't have any negative impact on her and she's really cool nowadays but, I was a little shit as a kid. I would kick holes into the walls of my house, get pretty violent, scream at the top of my lungs at least a few times a day, and just generally be shit.

I'm pretty chill now but damn if I wasn't a shit back then.

polite sage because unrelated blogposting faggotry

Video games.

Jesus, what kind of shitty paper mache was your house made of?

so that is not a made up word? this cant be real, right?

carpenter here, the average american home is walled with sheetrock which is relatively easy to put a hole through, given you don't hit the stud behind it, which is solid wood every 16 inches or so

Does that mean we have our own philosopher's stone?

There is a disturbing lack of same in this thread.

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>Memes land on the moon (the Meme Landing if you will)
>World unites under Memes. Humanity becomes Humemeity. A form of immortality is achieved

The meme war is over.

whoops

Sage or not we're still at bump limit.

Yeah I've seen an archive of that same Holla Forums thread. They organize D&C operations on Holla Forums and Holla Forums where they pretend to be Christians and Pagans arguing against each other. Do you have the archive, I didn't save it.

Holla Forums literally organizes shilling and subversion operations on other Holla Forums boards you retard. This has been proven tons of times. How does this require them to be powerful? It just requires a few dozen autistic communists.

Also, so far I haven't seen Holla Forums derail any threads on Holla Forums. Always seems to me like it's the leftycucks because they are the first to start whining about Holla Forums not wanting feminism and diversity in games.

Holla Forums doesn't derail threads anywhere though. Listen, this might come as a shock to you, but the average gamer nowadays is a nationalist. Could this have something to do with how leftist propaganda is being forced down our throats in 99% of western games nowadays?

Wow. Who would have thought. Try to brainwash gamers with globalist propaganda through their hobby, and they'll turn towards nationalism.

It's not Holla Forums talking about these things, it's the average Holla Forums oldfag. Vast majority of Holla Forums doesn't even play games and will tell you to fuck off if you even mention games there.

This thread is the mold from which all other Holla Forums threads are made from.

I love this kind of shit, its good to see people still got their game

I think its great that you decided to string together some psuedo science akin to the observant mind of a jihadi

Help help I'm sharing a planet with people I didn't think could exist and I want to get off

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This art style tells me its going to be scat