NO MAN'S SKY SALT THREAD

Just seems like Noctis IV (at a buyfag price) and nothing else. What's wrong with that?

This should help any of you bulimics out there.

Not even getting started and they pull the entitlement card. These people are absolutely worthless to any sort of advancement of mankind. These worthless normalfags think being nice trumps criticism.

Yep, it's reddit.

Oh boy, glowing Reddit posts.

Noctis actually has some variation and feels alien. And the few features it has are actually fleshed out and not just a pile of generic shit lumped together.

Does gold even do anything on there?

Last minute sticker slap to hide Sean's lies. So I guess he lied to Sony as well.

No. Just gives you some ui perks and access to a subreddit. That's it. It's like a VIP status without anyone knowing you have VIP. It's fucking retarded as fuck.

Thread from yesterday called it. Bet this will be the prevailing theme.

Pic related

Reddit is like that one faggot in school who would spout obvious lies all day and then say it's only in his game because his dad works at nintendo.

That cant be real. Holy shit

Indeed.

Here's what got in response to that

>uploading a badge of "discovery" makes it online play

I didnt know comix zone had online features.

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The creatures also share the same shit animation. I saw 3 out of the 6 hours stream play.
He's mad because it's true.

There's more interaction with npcs in this 1987 game which share the same principle.

Has anyone made the No Man's Online joke yet?

Never played that, I'm going to have to give that a try

Still looking for some genuine autistic shitfits

Why not blitz to the center of the galaxy and spoil the secret by posting it everywhere?

I've seen No Man's Lie, but not No Man's Online.

Everyone already knows its NG+.

Great defense there.

Anyone prepared bingo boards?

Eh, pay $15 for a chroma-shifted NG+ that's supposed to represent another dimension. Oh, don't worry. They added ~20 new audio clips, ~10 new models, and 5 new minerals to liven it up.

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Why do these retards always talk as if the game was free.

Nice one user.

Looking forward to buying this when it's super cheap during a Steam sale in a few years when the game's actually finished and de-bugged and there's a complete GOTY (lol) version because it does look a bit comfy. Perfect for relaxing after a few medicinal brownies and watching Cosmos.

I heard some players actually did manage to meet each other.
Is there any truth to this statement or is it just more shills shilling?

see

You could also just find a Youtube video of space. No reason to spend 20 bucks on a screensaver.

They tried. There arrived on the same spot on the same planet. No interaction whatsoever. Couldn't see one another. In fact, it was daytime on one's screen and night on the other's. They were both streaming.

Eve Online gave me a shitload of screensavers for free, complete with chill background music.

The funniest part is half the people saying there was never supposed to be any multiplayer at all and the other half saying it's just a bug.

I can't wait to pirate this on Friday. Seems like it'll be kinda comfy to play for a few hours then I'll never play it again.

You will spend 90% of your time mining for resources while being harassed by dynamically spawned enemies in retaliation for harvesting said resources.
You will also be frequently beset by pirates when traveling in space, which you absolutely must deal with every time before being allowed to travel anywhere else. You cannot avoid this. Space combat appears to be clunky as fuck, by the way.

BECAUSE WE PAID $60 DOLLARS FOR IT, YOU CUM-CRUSADER!

I am so sorry.

That's why I said I'll play it for a few hours and never touch it again.

Oh user, when will you learn to stop pre-ordering games.

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I had one rule… And I broke it…
I have dishonored my family.

It's obviously a shitpost, also what's at the center of the universe/galaxy/who gives a fuck?

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I'm just warning you that the comfy you seek is better found almost anywhere else.

Genuinely curious - what is there in this game to be hyped about?

You have brought shame upon this house, you know what you must do user.

That's like 10 burgers I'll never be able to eat.

Aight I admit I was a fucking dumbass in , but at least I'm not a feelingsfag. Off-topic sage, my mistake folks.

Oh I know, I'll be playing it for free but I'll still probably be disappointed. But I love space stuff so I'll give it a try, even though it'll probably be shit.

When you get to the center of the universe the game starts over in a "new" universe. No I'm not kidding that's all it is.

If I want comfy Il just play an aoe2 scenario for the 1000th time.
Now thats some comfy shit, sit back, get some hot chocolate or a cold drink depending on the weather, take your time building your shit and two hours feel like 30 minutes.

I was hoping for the space combat to be cool, and I thought base building and multiplayer would be in the game. (aren't they going to add it in a patch though? That's what I heard but idk if it's cumfirmed)
Mind you I preordered it a while ago so this was before things began to fall apart.
Well, I'm relatively wealthy anyways so 60 USD is practically nothing, but in the end I think I learned a valuable lesson about making informed purchases.

Well it's better than Spore, I guess.

When you say "new," do you mean it's randomly generated or it's the same thing but with a palette swap? Either way it's shit because nigh-infinite gameplay doesn't matter IF THE GAME FUCKING SUCKS.

Wait, "new" as in different new or same new?
Prolly the latter, right?

Seems not, that's a shame. The trajectory of this thing was pretty obvious from the start too.

The "patch" isn't going to include those features. I know, they sold this as a gigantic procedural generative Minecraft in space that's pretty, but it ain't.

I haven't been following this salt mine, what's happened exactly? This game was meant to have constant multiplayer and it doesn't?

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Same shit, new galaxy. Even the same crashed ship start. No idea if the quest line is different but I don't particularly care.

Well, I think I learned my lesson
I'm going to pirate it 1000 times out of spite.

At least you're not a complete faggot. Still gotta direct you back to >>>/reddit/ tho

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Seems like it's "new" in name only and is just differently procedural generated worlds. Basically the ending is a giant middle finger telling you to play through the entire game again with slightly different worlds.

The steam discussions have some gems as well, plus theres a guy going into every thread calling sean a child molestor.

kek

What's the point of a different galaxy when the first galaxy was supposed to be so big you could never see it all?

Checked

Now, see the filename of

man this is better than the boston salt party

Ironic redditing is still redditing my dude.

And yet two guys found each other on the first day.

The salt hasn't even begun to flow yet. PC release isn't till Friday. I bet the game will run at a silky smooth 15 fps on PC because they don't know how to code for shit and we keep getting all these shitty ports lately.

meant for

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you mean they found the names of differently colored spore monsters left by the other player

Yeah, they already look pretty mad

No, they stood on the same planet, in the same spot, at the exact same real-time time, and were unable to see each other in any way.

kek

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It's all about the experience, man. They're supposedly patching in multiple endings but considering how absolutely average the first was and how much hot bullshit they talked leading up, wouldn't expect much.

You didn't check it either is what the one two above me was suppose to say.

Are they going to patch in a new ending where a kid asks you to pick a color?

but annon, how does that contradicts with anything that Ive wrote

checked
Well there's only going to be 3 "paths/endings" so maybe.

It'll probably amount to that and if they get extra creative maybe new starting equipment. They've already begun patching in fixes to make the grind even worse.

hold the fuck on m8

I will never get why these devs patch fucking exploits in a single player game. Unless it's game breaking who gives a fuck?

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What are they even shitting about?

The lengths people go to suck dick for a mediocre game, people.

so is Nu Male Sky confirmed for Massive Online Singleplayer game yet ?

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This explains so much. No wonder he's so okay with raping so many people's wallets with his lies.

Pretty much.

They actually did it, the absolute madmen.

He probably isn't, I see nothing about it online. Just some troll. It was just funny seeing the excuses they have lined up for them; it's like the people that excuse the DNC and Lena Dunham. "If they're on my team they can do no wrong" mentality.

I don't give a shit about online or the drama or the shitposting

I just wanna know if anybody has scanned the artbook yet

How do liberals defend child abuse while demonising lolicons? There's some serious doublethink going on there.

Think the dude is fucking around and you have to remember they're not all the same people

The same way lolicons can defend loli while demonising child abuse :^)

They think their audience is too stupid to enjoy themselves without constant adult supervision.

They believe their "art" is untouchable by mere mortals and we have to experience it the way they intended or it is an attack on them personally. They dont understand that their "art" is a product that they sell for cold hard cash, and the consumer should be driving their decisions not their own overinflated egos.

They wanted to be movie directors/painters/authors but couldn't hack it in a medium with real critics.

Ultimatly it comes down to they think they're more important than you. Its why you see indie devs bitching and moaning to the press when they don't make millions on their crap-graphics walking simulators about lesbian dance therapy.

Its the same attitude that leads to SJWs trying to police everyones thought and speech, and why they think everyone who disagrees with them is a racist/homophobe/sociopath. Sean Murray is the perfect human being who can do no wrong. If you're enjoy his "art" in a non-mandated way then you're doing it wrong and that enjoyment doesn't count. He will fix it for you though so you can have fun in the way he deems best.

That isn't the same thing (although both are grotesque)

G*d bless you defending those inanimate drawings user. I hope they find a stable home to be raised in.

What the fuck is this about? Someone care to explain

its current year

How dare you

its their attraction to the drawings that need defending, everyone knows a drawing traced from cp is totally seperate from the cp itself, cute not pedo. :^)

Someone made a baseless accusation that the dev is a kiddie fiddler.

Fans of the game excused it as "well so what if he fucks kids?" because they bought into the marketing hype for the game he's making.

I don't think theres any evidence the guy has done anything with kids, it seems more like someone trolling. But what's interesting is the fans reaction to this:

Paedophilia: the worst crime imaginable, unless you have a really big marketing budget for your shittie elite 2 knock-off.

it begins

This. I'll pirate it or pay $10-$20 max for it if it goes on a life-support sale.
Just walking around doing nothing but mindlessly upgrading and digging for the sake of more mindless upgrading and digging, with some long periods of staring at a number decrease while flying through space? This actually sounds fun to me.
Not, you know, a lot of fun or anything. But a little bit of fun. Kinda want a little.

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Which one of you memelords did this?

Give that hothead a medal.

You and you keep posting it here looking for attention.

I hope no one here made that retarded review. Fags who can't hide their power level off imageboards are the worst.

So wait. He's saying there is online, and it's just that the servers are fucked up? Why can't this faggot ever just give a straight answer everything is so fucking vague.

I don't think I've ever seen people be this amazed by large numbers.

how would you know which ones okay to fap to and which one isn't though

STOP JPEG's FOR SCREEN SHOTS

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There's a measurable liberal agenda and media push towards trying to make pedophilia socially acceptable.
Remember, liberalism is a form of brain damage - not a set of values.

Because thats whats selling this game. Do you really think anyone would give a shit about this game if he actually explained what it was and didnt tell the king his clothes are invisible to stupid people?

FUCK

This is one of the devs isn't it?

The buyer's remorse is already starting over there.

YOU

Holy shit, what a sleazy, dishonest cuntbag.

My sides have exploded

Why don't you just refund it?

Wew lad.

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Buyer's remorse is a hella of a drug.

Next time I get the itch to blow shit up in space I'm going to be looking at House of the Dying Sun, previously known as this. Might even pay for it

post purchase rationalization

How about Strike Suit Zero? Or does that have too much weaboo in it?

One year later, Fiat makes another car. Guess what happens.

I downloaded it recently, it's not that good

lol pathetic

It obviously doesn't apply to NMS, but at what point do you know for a fact that a positive opinion is post-purchase rationalization rather than someone actually liking something?
Or does purchasing something automatically mean that you are incapable of honestly enjoying it?

1/3rd of the price
VR support
Has combat

My dick is diamonds.

Played that when it came out. I think there was an enhanced edition or something that came later, but wasn't enticed to shell out more for that.
The SSZ devs were really, really proud that they got the homeworld music guy to make roughly three tracks for them. That was their big claim to fame.

All games in my 3x3 list only get going after 6-8 hours.

I've been watching this game for a long time. I want something to play after Freespace 2. Also old title was better.

They get bought out by Chrystler?

exactly

Chrysler is bought out by Fiat actually.

exactly

So you're the assholes trolling the NMS reddit and steam forums?

We already know where you fucks hang out after the Fallout spoilers campaign.

Get a fucking life or go play video games instead of harassing people who just want to enjoy their game. You're all just pathetic.

Oops. Right, that's much more apt.

I think it's when they start pointing fingers at other things besides the game rather than simply saying what they enjoyed about it.

le zero self awareness man

That reminds me, I just want a updated freelancer, I have so many hours in that game.

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Everything about this retarded shit-storm is making me laugh harder than I have in a long time

Is Tyrone in the room?

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that mod is GORGEOUS!
Well my week got better, at least some benefit came from No Mans Sky. I discovered that these actually exist.

FUCKING normalfagS.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
protip: the more you cry, the harder we laugh

Is she laughing or is she accepting your proposal?

We'd spoil No Man's Online for you, but there's literally nothing to spoil.

Atmosphere was good, music was good, but in the end it played like a clunky rogue squadron and the main selling point is a temporary power up. It's not awful and I had a good time playing it but ultimately it's pretty average.

Is this a joke?

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Come on, guys, I don't want to waste two days on pirating and playing this piece of crap.

>implying the immaculate Christ-Tan would marry and produce many healthy children and home-school them with a degenerate like me.

Fair enough. It was not exactly the best space game of the century, but it did hit the right spot for me.

Maybe she will if you cut off 10% of your dick to please a volcano god.

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Are you implying the infinitely pure Christ-tan is a heathen!?

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Somebody's mommy paid for the game for them.

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Yeah I reckon that about sums it up, clearly there's been care put into the game which these days means quite a lot.

I want to believe it is.

More like weeks. You know where to find the scans.

Kill your self.

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With goys like these, no wonder Jews run everything.

You do realize that it's the redpill-equivalent of acting like a stereotypical neo-con racist hick on the internet?

user, that is definitely furry.

uh huh sure

False. Nothing happens, literally.

Oh fuck, I thought it was around Christmas.

I would say giving someone 60 dollars makes me very entitled towards them, but then again I won't give a cent to this garbage.

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Why would anyone, this is for sale on gog

Why are her eyebrows so thick? they're almost circles.

Because GOG is for nerds! Steam is where ALL the hardcore gamers come to play their PC Games! :^)

She's Mugi's fursona, presumably.

And?

I meant that a torrent of this will be up within an hour or the game's launch.

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Mugi's eyebrows aren't that thick.

This really is Spore all over again.

More fur = bigger eyebrows

It's a fox thing.

Its a kemono.

Soon fullchan become a furry board instead Holla Forums board.

It's full of gay shit too. Almost no straight stuff. Just goes to show how these people want Bugs Bunny fucking them in the ass.

That's just a spam bot thing and /furry/ is garbage. /furry/ was spammed by 2000 bots for the last 4 days.

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What's the difference?

Robot uprising when?

kill yourself tbh

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Plebs, all of you.

Weeb furry. Different style and more vanilla..

I'd take shitty porn and furry drama over Holla Forums vs Holla Forums arguments. Just for a little change.

Going to /furry/ ever is the equivalent of acknowledgedly going into the restroom covered in shit, piss and dead animal corpses. You don't do it unless you're fucked in the head.

everyone bought the game thinking it'd be EVE Online meets Spore

That's a horrible decision.
I'd take trumpcucks over literal animalfucking faggots anyday.

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You don't want that. Trust me, it's better this way.

Disgusting.

furries are atention whores of the highest degree

I want all of them to die of cancer

Wew, lad

Wrong tab and thread, friendo

A cute. Cute!

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Ai oot homo?

Someone post the anal vore caption to remind this nigger.

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went to my local Gamestop today, clerk said they only sold 3 copies.

NO MAN'S BUY

Get better taste in vidya you fucking curry nigger.

I mean, just look at the graphics and art style.. if that does not tell you everything you want to know about the type of person that would play the game..

Exactly. Its mind boggling how easily people forgot they're paying for a commodity and don't owe loyalty to a soulless company.

Rena also doesn't fuck niggers like mugi either. There's always a few differences.

setting this as my wallpaper, going to a friend's house for a lan party

Mugi isn't a coal burner.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I actually like the art style, only thing that the game has going for it in my opinion.

looks like even depressed josé didn't like it and thought it was boring after a while.

user, all the k-on girls are coal burners. If I were on my main PC I'd link the blacked.com pic.

Stating facts is not trolling, ahmed.

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at this point the guy spent a quarter of that playtime on reddit kek

I have a question
I watched about 30 minutes total from two different streams, focusing on when they were on planets
Is there any reason to explore the planets, especially caves and shit? The inevitable repetitiveness of flora and fauna is known but both players when to a planet, went to some point of interest (monoliths, etc) and then immediately left
"muh 6 quintillion planets goyim" shit doesn't really appeal to me if there's no reason to look at these places

Sorry, fam. Holla Forums isn't one person, my condolences for your wallet though(Not really, you deserve being swindled out of $60 you fucking idiot)

The only real thing you do is just gain/hoard money by mining/discovering, look for resources for a shitty upgrade or just look for who am i kiding, people i watched just spam bypass into a terminal that lights shit up on the planet. words. That's literally it. If you have enough money and know enough words to get by, you don't even need to land, as you can get fuel in space from asteroids.
It's just too funny to watch this trainwreck.

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Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify your cuck porn user. :^)

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Oh No My Life

I'm expecting record sales in Israel

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A good rule of thumb is that any game that has multi year marketing with basically zero show of gameplay until week of release, its shit.

Shits seriously just Starbound with less content

So Holla Forums decided to use proxies to bump /furry/ to the top boards this time? I guess they got tired of trying to shill their own controlled boards so they went with porn instead

well duh.. have you been in a coma for the past 50 years or so ?

Basically.

Reminder that Holla Forums got shitposted to hell and back so they've had to limit posting.

Jesus didn't wanted to be kike, he was ashamed of the kikes attitude.

Shame I'm the only one though

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I don't understand where all this hate is coming from. Ever since GamerGate Holla Forums has been hating on any game with gender or sexual minorities either in the dev team or the game itself.

Let's be honest here, this is just part of your anti-progressive campaign. The game is not terrible enough to warrant this level of pure unhinged hatred towards it. Why are you always so angry and petty? Is it because you got kicked out of 4chan?

here's your reply.

you got me to reply.

So how is this game different from Elite, which also has infinite procedural generation of planets that you can explore and land on, but actually with other players?

It has fauna and flora which Elite doesn't have yet? That's it?

kewl

You can stop now you know. Not only you are wrong, you are also showing that you are literally shilling.

It's not a game, it's an experience.

Posting 5 hour long playthrough of Nu Male Sky for educational purposes.

This one clearly shows how shit this game is, so take your time watching it if you consider buying this trash.

Damn, my bad.
Elite is only truck sim in space though.

Did you even read either of the posts you responded to?

The thing with raiding Holla Forums was that it was pointless, the fags weren't native to the site anyway and so any inter-board raids caused either by or to them were pointless. They even admitted to this and tried to endlessly spam 8MB images to drive up the server costs on top of the bandwidth the raid was taking up. That is why Holla Forums and freech gladly shit up their own boards, it is only a front to them.

What a faggot you are, user. X3 can be pretty much better than Elite in every way, if modded.

I watched some twitch stream for about an hour and I didn't like it; The game crashed 3 times for him in that hour.

Pretty shitty bait you have there.

Elite has landing on planets now same as No Mans Sky. Just without flora and fauna. But it has ground stations, ground combat, stuff like that.

It's not very good or anything.

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not the only one, mind you but it is certainly one.

Isn't that with DLC though?

Forgot one

How can you fuck up this hard?

Never change Reddit

I was expecting it to be walking simulator on randomly generated yellow/blue/red planets without any real content. Well, i predicted right.

I bought the 150$ edition during the alpha which came with all the expansions for life ayy lmao

I wish this game was like $20 I'd enjoy it. I don't really care for artsy bulltshit But I like exploring. All I want is for a space game that is some mutant hybrid of space engineers, this shit game, and like privateer/eve online.

Depth, graphics, scale.

user, let me tell you about our Lord and Saviour Chris Roberts, and his glorious vision Star Citizen.

what are you talking aobut user. the game is free

Keep it up guys. Deus vult.

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Full ending

Well atleast you bought an actual product i guess.

It'll be free for anyone that want to Experience™ the Experience™.
It'll have a gog release so pretty soon.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
I at least wanted some kind of pretentious cinematic or star child to give some half assed speech so we could meme it.

But this?

THE AUDACITY OF THESE FUCKS

wow, the ending is Powers of Ten with a much lower budget

what?the date and time is all fucked up, how can say that the exact day?

That's so much of a let down that I can't even by disappointed - I'm just so utterly amused by how royally they're fucking this game up.

Have you played starbound? Do you know that you have to venture a new galaxy every time you want better ores and shit?

This is essentially same shit as starbound. To levelup you have to reset your entire game and proceed to the next galaxy.

Also they kinda have a "Death Stranding" feel in the end, probably done this in the last days of development to copy kojima's idea.

Holy shit, that fucking buyers remorse is gold.

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I would mock them but I bought MGSV and I know the feel

You know what's sad about NMS to me?

It doesn't matter how good it is, it was never going to live up to its hype. Nothing they did could have made it as good as people thought it would be. So regardless of how the game turned out, it was going to be a massive disappointment.

The mental gymnastics these people partake in to defend this game is outstanding.

It's the devs fault for being so pretentious about the game and making it sound like itll be this huge amazing thing

When it's just a bunch of color shifts and landscapes.

I can't wait for the day of and the following days of the PC release.

It's also the fault of the dev for not being upfront with the game's content and being so intentionally obtuse about it.

If a game isn't worth paying for in its current state, it's not worth paying for at all.

My sides

I hope it will be available for Linux, just like Joe Danger was.

How they love realism when it suits them.
Now bring up that there were no black soldiers in Europe during WW1 and see the mental gymnastics to defend a disproportional number of niggers in the German army.

Putting my money on that if the devs do acknowledge that the game wasn't as great as the hype they'll blame everyone else for hyping it up and insist it's their fault despite the face that they were ambiguous and never tried to stop it

in BF1.

If it was the centre of the galaxy then the player would simply get sucked into a black hole because that is what the centre of every galaxy is. But even if we assume that there really was a centre of the universe, that would make it incredibly pointless because unlike the centre of a galaxy, the centre of the universe would be a completely arbitrary point in space.

Probably a different reference point

Well can you blame them? (Well I mean, yeah, but you know what I mean.) You're some indie dev with two games under your belt that nobody played, and suddenly the whole world is awaiting this game you're doing as if it's going to change their fucking lives. But you know it's not going to do that, so you don't say anything and just hope "Who knows, maybe it will be that good", even though you know it won't.

You haven't yet seen what black holes do in Nu Male's Sky dude.

They are just teleports to random solar systems. That's it.

I compare it to that game the European dude made with the little knotted rope dude, whatever that was called. Massively hyped at E3, guy's about to lose his spaghetti during the presentation, he's so out of his depth.

But it was a neat little game with a clear focus and it came out and did okay. That's the level of hype this game should have had.

So worm holes?

lel

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I absolutely hate retards that claim this shit in real life. Experimentally only half of it is true, you get sucked into a black hole but not much else beyond that.

I think it should have been as hyped up as Abzu, which was barely hyped up at all.

Abzu is basically Journey 2: Unda da Sea, on the PC. That's what people were expecting, and that's what people got. There are complaints, valid ones, about the game, but none of them were "Massively disappointed" because how on Earth could you be? You knew what you were getting. A short, silent adventure game about a mystical world with graceful controls.

how can you be sure since we have never got into a blackhole. it could give you superpowers for all I know.

I hated Abzu. it's like an interactive 1 hour movie without the interaction part

Well I fall into wormholes all the fucking time, and I keep falling into universes where people forget that Sony overhypes literally everything they think is going to bomb.

The gravity is so high that its 100% certain that the one super power you're getting is to be a part of the most compressed piece of mass in the universe.

I didn't mind it, but I got it as a gift so I didn't pay shit for it.

I assume it's part of the Rio olympics

GREATNESS AWAITS

Objects getting stuck in air is perfectly normal too, after all its a minecraft clone.

Fuck let's do it.

What else?

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Well that's a fucking new one.

I honestly don't understand how this minecraft without ability to build is fun.

And this is your general ground combat.

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goddamn thats good hahaha

dumbasses getting acces to forums, trying to discuss shit without knowing how to reason are just fucking hilarious

Creature generator needs an award for being 100% clone of spore.

I think the game looks like boring shit, but I can at least explain that.

There's this tiny game by a tiny dev called Salt. It's pretty alright, it's just a proc gen exploration game in a world that's entirely tiny islands. You craft boats (No custom boats yet, supposedly it's in the works), sail them around, explore islands. There's quests, bigger ships to unlock, etc etc. Still has a long way to go to be really good, but there's something there.

It's a pretty good feeling sailing around, they did a good job of that. Exploration games are a genre, and it's possible to do it well.

Id say its closer to a skyrim with a little bit of COD elements (shotting) :)

Buttmad faggot confirmed

they made it for the shekels, they aren't doing you a fucking favour.

That's what we've been saying since the beginning

Yeah, because it's procedurally generated. Big whopping achievement right there

Don't know shit, then

They sure fucking do owe to every poor faggot who forked over the money for it. The fact this cretin doesn't relaise that is the saddest part of this post

Can't blame him I guess but complaining and blaming others about it after he did it and fed the hype is just stupid

Finding short videos of this shit of youtube pays off to see shit like this.

Super realistic take off from planets.

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Welcome back…

holy shit I just realized that most of the player of NMS right now are people who own a console AND preordered NMS

Can you imagine the concentration of idiocy that would be in a room filled with all of them ?

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The mind of a post-modernist.

This game is truly the anti thesis of star citizen

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Adding to these

Has anyone brought up the "bigotry" argument yet?

My go-to thing to sperg about, but holy shit how tiny is that FOV? I'm getting nauseated just by these

I think its 40-50 fov. Looks around that number.

I wonder what that faggot bosman as to say after all the hype he spread around.
I remember that what got him really excited about this game was taking off from a planet and flying in space so I guess no matter what hes happy/
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This is the one that genuinely pisses me off. If you're a consumer and buying a product from someone, and they lie about that product to you before you buy it, you have every right to be pissed. Thats straight up false advertisement. But somehow when insert developer does it, its okay. You would think breaking the terms of the social contract they had with the consumer is reason enough to be pissed and the person deciding to back out on the deal and go somewhere else.

Everyone makes mistakes now and then.
i bought dragon age inquisition, i still feel terrible about it, but not as terrible as when i got cucked real life

How is Hello Games even a [Insert developer] like that? Is Sean Murray some kind of indie hipster sweetheart or what?

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Because brand loyalty. Whether its the indie clique, dice or some other big ass corp developer, brandloyalty-types and fanboys seem to think the laws of the transaction dont matter, you need to protect "your company".

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jesus christ the dialog text is some english major diarrhea

uh. oh. ok.

its a shame that AM2R is way more enjoyable than this shit but AM2R took twelve years to make

I found a shill.

web.archive.org/web/20160810144133/https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4x1ua9/just_remember_this_piece_of_common_sense/d6bsogn

i feel bad for you friendo

now back to reddit

Fallout 3 has 700 endings.

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fallout 3 has as much ending as players that completed the game, because their own story ended so each and every ending was unique, despite it being the same exact thing.

I mean, it is the modern game industry so he does have a point.

MUH 18 QUINTILLION
I wonder who's behind this post.

minecraft has INFINITE WORLDS
…because you can change the random seed

Skyrim has infinite quests.

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Hardcoded, too! Because they are retards and they could barely keep lag under control even with that pinhole FOV.

They only started working on multiple resolutions and supporting monitors with different aspect ratios last week. :^)

Don't you know you goyim that they literally made the universe? Not procedurally generate it or anything, they actually made 18 gorillion actually different and unique planets by hand no less. The even bigger feat is that they managed to fit it under 7 gigabytes.

Honestly this game looks like it should be running on any and all toasters, but i guess optimization is a thing of the past.

Because we know how gravity works.

Dindu muffin

G=d will guide you.
Legal lolis will appear in the heavens as your hawris, user.

oh my

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But user, that's clearly a .JPG, not a .JPEG!

well, they took someone else's algorithm (who ended up taking pity and not suing, lol), so it's obvious the devs never really knew what they were doing. When terrain deformation kicks in the framerate goes to the teens.

yes, the entire basis of the game was not something they did on their own. What a clownshow.

Wat

Do you think it'll do?

Yes

You beat me to it. Nice work, just fix the "hello game" and it's ready.

Will do. No idea on how to replace the "cute puppy" square? I'm not sure many people will use that one and it's similar to the deep meditative crap.

Nice

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There's also a misspell in the B-2 square about the artsy deep experience. "It more like…"

I got it: if you can't have fun, you have no imagination (saw that one on metacritic)

Nice catch.

optimized version if you fucks are as autistic about file sizes as me

I was thinking about putting "All you do is complain!" in the free space, but I guess it could be used on another square.

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Meant to comment. You can not make this shit up. This comment right here honestly blows my mind. How can someone be so delusional about a fucking game?

Just for extra kek: do I add the rules of bingo as explained by Sean Murray?

They just don't understand the importance of gameplay in games. They don't play games, they "experience" them.

Isn't that avatar the robot from loss when they go to the future and then they choke the chick?

Wew, called it. Glad I didn't buy this piece of shit.

that reach for the game to be deep is the most retarded reason ever.

good spot user

Reminds me of people that think Hollywood capeshit trash is really intelligent. Their desperation is astounding.

That it is.

v2

Do it, then we send it to their twitter

Shame i don't have the weebum on me.

I'm totally down for that. Anyone mined quotes of this guy in interviews?

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I do love touches like those

we have been memeing on loss for over a decade and it still shows no signs of stopping

holy fuck

my sides, oh god

Fuckley was always a hack, but he gave us loss. That is his only achievement.
B^U

Is B^U supposed to be a sunglasses wearing :^) with nigger lips?

I forgot to check those trips.
He also gave us words words words.

It's based on pic related

oh boy

Does anyone have the animated version of this one? it's more notorious that way.

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Don't have that but do have this

10/10

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that's sad

Oh goddammit
archive.is/Y5bLZ

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Now I feel defiled.

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I want to see a shitfit

pic related

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Typical jew.

What would you even do with other people? The only thing I could imagine would be communicating with each other while mining in the exact same spot

it's still 60 shekels jew or not

A jewtuber's budget is bigger than a regular jew's or goy's.

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I think you might be overestimating that, unless he has a patreon as well or some shit. I don't keep up with e-celebs.

Nah. Having multiplayer could've helped the game redeem itself somewhat. You could've had multiplayer space battles, instead of shitty NPC space pirates. Maybe you and your friends could've grouped together and formed a space gang or something. Having multiplayer would've improved this game greatly.

To be fair, if even autists find the game cancer then it isn't exactly the best material to use for videos if you look it as an investment rather than simply a game.

patreon.com/Larry

Plus ad revenue

If anything, I'm glad this game doesn't have multiplayer, I'm sick of online multiplayer bullshit. Not every game needs to be Call of Duty.

Fucking Call of Duty bullshit.

Go away Holla Forums-user.

Wow, take a look at this cumskin.

You're getting better but you still seem to be too concentraded on trying to troll and at the same time trying to show that you're trolling.

Isn't /furry/ one of the only boards to have a captcha?

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So what is NO MANS SKY anyway?

can somebody explain to me in short?

Is it like Space engine?

Is there a campaign? Is there a point to it?

Is it a good game?

It's like Starbound in 3D, but with even less content than when Starbound's first version released.

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fug
So when's the OC webm with fitting music and smug animu girls going to be made about this game?

Already underway friend. Expect it around the weekend.

Was meant for

In all honesty though, I think the game's gonna be fine, just not worth the asking price, and not worthy of the hype.

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Yeah good thing you are waiting for the weekend. Accumulate more salt. Let the players REALLY beat the odds of finding other players even more. Solidify the salt.

make a lossless file in case you can't into webm wizardry and i'll make a webm user-kun

That's what I'm waiting for. I already got a minute done.

That's the plan. I might upload it on my own jewtube since last time I let you fags do it for me I was able to upload it quicker.

just upload the actual source to volafile or something since jewtube recompresses all video

Again, that's the plan.

spess ship would need to have anti-gravity inside it and made out of super stronk materials.
you'd pop out the other end as a noodle without it.
or an infinitely small fractal

what are you? dense?

I always assumed you would be stuck to the point of complete 0, frozen in time, unable to move, stuck in an infinite zero state. While observers outside would see you get sucked into the center.

THE ALIEN DID NOT TELL YOU ITS PRONOUNS YOU FUCKSTICKS

How'd you do this?

I don't get it. Why do they still insist on defending their purchase, even when it's been laid out in front of them that the game is shit?