Did you know your 5 year old is literally a Nazi? God, the left is so fucking smart...

Oh boy.
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>By Elissa (((Strauss)))

That has to be one of the craziest articles Ive ever read.

It's called archiving, you newfag homos:
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My mind feels dirty just reading that series of word garbage. Damn. What a trip. Its so wacky, even for CNN. Im almost surprised they ran it but not much surprises me about CNN anymore. I remember going on their website a few months ago and their top storys on the lifestyle section was the wonders of polyamorous relationships and a profile on a Gay Muslim woman.

Openly admitting they don't care about authoritarianism as long as they have the whip hand. CNN really is as bad as Americans say.

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This is insane. I mean, even for current year media, this is just nuts.

The Onion btfo.

This can't be a coincidence

How the fuck are trains and super dogs fascists? Why is everything becoming so fucking stupid? Also to hell with muh oppressed girl dogs.

It's why I'm not bugged when liberal journalists mock the right, those people are the largest conglomerate of retards out there. Think about it, they're so retarded that they wasted six figures on a university degree to see apparitions of Adolf Hitler in a fucking Nick Jr show. They can keep on mocking "uncle cletus" or those "dum rednicks" for their legitimate concern over a corrupt government, but it's nothing compared to the stupid shit that liberals are scared about.

They're claiming that there's fascism in Paw Patrol because male leads follow the rules? You can't make this shit up lol, those people are dense. Don't feel bad if they insult you.

i wanna fug that girl dog

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I certainly dont feel bad. Hell this shit is so retarded its hilarious.

Take that shit to other fake news outlets like TheGoldwater.com

Oh yes I remember the episode were Thomas the Tank Engine saluted the Nazi flag, it's right up there with the episode were the Teletubbies open their own concentration camp.

You gotta admit, there's nothing more fascistic than trains that run on time.

Why didn't you stop him Holla Forums?

As if you needed any more proof that Pokemon is pure reddit.

reminder this exists

this is brunft's america for you, even cartoons have fascism on them now. wheres the impeachment?

pfft. my 5 year old only watches youtube videos of Frozen fucking Spiderman's mutilated corpse.

Buzzfeed-tier

Gawker/Kotaku during the height of Gamergate seem downright sane by comparison to this dystopian cyberpunk parody of a news channel.

fuck off weeb

PURE UNADULTERATED CNN, BABEH

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Man, fuck CNN. Seriously.

They actually used buzzfeed as a source for that article. CNN is literally buzzfeed tier.

and they seem to be perfectly okay with it.

They also used Slate. To, ya know. Be objective.

Holla Forums is over there you unfunny baiter

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Thomas is literally the train that takes you to auschwitz.

reminder that MLP is being rebooted and the cowgirl horse is getting BLACKED because middle America is racist

there's nothing about race in that

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Whats wrong with Applejack being a farmgirl?

Ugg. Smh Fam.

farmers are a cancer upon society tbh

learn how to read corporate speak

there's lots of white people living in urban environments

Lol.

Nigger have you never heard of urban music or urban fiction? It's a synonym for black people shit.

Not to the racist liberals they don't. Being born urban means being born black.

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im afraid that our reality is becoming more and more buzzfeed tier

Tragedy, ain't it?

filthy urbanite spotted

these scarecrow memes are superb

Oh my gawd. Holla Forums I had no idea…my gaws my children are watching Paw Patrol right now in the other room….what should I do. They're fascist now. I cant just tell them to turn it off. What if I get Paw Patrolled!

>>>/mlp/
>>>/pone/
>>>/cancer/

Reactionary toddlers get the bullet too comrade, dont hesitate to call your nearest antifa commissar

Wew lad watch out, horsefaggotry is the one thing the BO doesn't tolerate.

This decade

That, I'd pay to see.

You all should feel bad for your genetic predisposition to ingroup think inherited over million of years of evolution. Cut your dick you bigots lel, that's the current year trend!

attention to detail, please

Right-wing = Mentally Ill
Deal with it cucks

the joke is that he's too stupid to realize the hat is on his head because his brain is made of straw

Right-wing = Mentally Ill
Left-wing = Mentally Ill

Enlighten centrist masterrace you brainlet radical

enjoy rolling over for the degenerate fascists while the left fights for freedom & equality.

equality is for queers

I dont like freedom & equality thought, too radical for me

My 4 year old niece watches these shows and now she likes to play mommy in the kitchen and wants to marry a prince.

Can't wait for real communism to be tried already.

Thats so american i cried
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Ugg. Let me help us all wash that image off the brain.

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I can't even feign shitpost-y sarcasm for this.. What the fuck are they even on about now?

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Wow nice strawman faggot

How is the right wing mentally ill?

Hell if I know.
My nephew watches Paw Patrol and as far as I can tell it's just some shitty cartoon about animals rescuing people from danger or whatever.
As far as Thomas goes I don't have the faintest god damn clue.
Maybe they're mad because the trains stay on tracks instead of frolicking in the grass while identifying as yachts?

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The best way to keep someone stupid is to convince them they're already a genius and the best way to convince someone they're a genius is to surround them by stupid people.

Well, voting in Gronald Barumpf seems pretty mentally ill. A man who wants to end POC lives and quote "zumpf americas shit up"

they deny the Holocaust and think communism doesn't work

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No we don't.

You're supposed to argue for better, not worse.

That's a pretty great name, I must say

Paw Patrol looks so fucking gay. I'm surprised they aren't praising it.

Are you fucking joking? This is the best you got?
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I KNOW IT'S MY… wait no I screwed it up somewhere..

The mayor is a fucking woman, how is that gender and social inequality? There is also a girl dog, so not like its only male dogs saving the day, and that female dog is the only helicopter pilot.

I suspect this is a ploy to increase Paw Patrol sales, there simply cannot be people this retarded.

I was wrong. Maybe not all modern cartoons are bad.

XD

Tay Tay was right as always!

As Movie Bob would say, "That's not the real America! That's Garbage America!"

This might be the greatest example of modern journalism yet.

what did she mean by this?

I think that cuck spinoff news site is probably closer to peak kike than this is.

he still lives in your heads rent free tho :^)

If you're not a semite, then you're an anti-semite. Simple as that.

The what now?

There was a cuck spinoff Gawker subsite literally called "The Cuck" or something similar complete with a rooster logo. Happened around the Hulk Hogan court cases.

Crush the urbanite, tbhfam

You joke, but that's literally how the kike sees things.

Sad!

It's necessary to see the hidden meaning behind words. Fascist means disobedient (you can't not follow a leftist orders), racist means inferior race if you're a leftist (whites inherently flawed) while to niggers racism means bad magic (invisible evil affecting them).

SAD!

Man, I missed that completely.

Damn gnadsis!!!

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