I RISE UP FROM MUSPELHEIM

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*nods*

Yeah... I can't open windows anymore.

Misaka*

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:O
who is she from?

i keep my window open cuz it smells but i just go to the other room and die under blankets .. at-least the beer stays colderish?

Did Moogs quit for some reason?

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Clean your house, man.

bleh
I'm glad it's over

sorry
I'm a baka

Auriana from lolirock
I wanna make a folder cause she looks like my waifu
lolirock

I think I'm gonna get a laser printer so printing is cheaper, and then set it up so my mentions after 12am get sent straight to the printer, so instead of checking my emails in the morning to see who was talking about me, I just grab my mentions from the printer and read them like the morning news paper

ooh modest mouse~

-tucks you in-

nini ~

God blessed us by removing the furries

Erin you're a fuckin creeper my man

I know you are, slut.

i did on the weekend mang, it's not off smell it's just choof chur window never really closes

h-he moved?

:D
wow! you have a folder of her!?

strange name for a tv show ._.

Ah well, I need to get going to the gym.
Bye.

Yeah.
He moved in with some other furries recently.

INK IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE ERIN

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What the heck is that?

I do, made it when making another folder for someone

I'm not a slut!

It's french
and made by the same people who did totally spies
There's even a blonde, a redhead, and a black girl as the main characters

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Whenever I get email notifications it's either someone talking shit about me or someone's talking about Nezumi

Yeah okay.

He is a bogan, he'd know more lingo than me.

goggle shas always been the worst australian.

Nezi man you're a fuckin creeper

I thought you liked Squash at least?

I don't know; I just haven't seen him around when I've been here.

Weird how the kinds of avatars people post kind of form internet races.

how many you got?~

make a folder of her then! :D
totally spies was a fun show~

I want a movie about the city nomads

this is gold

only 256 pics.

not rlllly

but laser isn't

he's moved on to a better place.

hopefully he got to go to colledge and live with his BF

WOAH
that was uncalled for

I do like Squash
but I consider this still our anime shitposting community
not the furry community
I mean everybody's welcomed but
The furries jsut make it weird

put their names in every post so they're inboxes get cluttered with shit

you know it's true

I will once I get a new laptop

make moar

Not even the avatars, 4m. Just the whole interest and communities in general.

If you print black and white

lol I'm getting high on weed

ill get around to it. Heh. currently working on my akane and another folder

you fucking madwoman

know what good too

getting Hogg on benzodiazepines

I should order some

HOOLY SHIT THATS DANGEROUS

omg

high*

D
RU
G
Z

That wasn't supposed to be offensive.

Saying 'you know x' doesn't make it true.

I am getting high on life

not really

I didn't make the email system, she just added me and I think it's fun to read conversations about yourself

...oh right you lost everything ;~;

i wanna continue working on my shion folder some time~

I know it's true and that's all that matters!

What's it like to OD on life

At least I have my external

lol I'm like Mark Reckless, Tory MP who ironically got too drunk to make it in to Commons more than once

totally reckless

I have been convinced that you are, can't change that with a baseless sentence.

If I smoked I could never do it inside
it fucks up everything

like me

LOL

well you're a faggot so no-one cares what you think

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also, if you smoked, there would be no way you were going outside for every smoke

so either you don't smoke, or you smoke indoors

i get used to the smell but when people come over they're like woah cunt shout us a cone bro

I go outside for all of my smoking.

have I ever shown you guys the ashtray I've had for like 5 years

holy hek you're right

wtfff

Well he's still on Steam. ^^

I don't think our furry posters were even really into furry porn. But I guess the art can be weird to some people since it carries those connotations.

They casually shitpost just like anyone else and don't actually talk about furry stuff much, but they are kind of on a different wavelength in a subtle way.

Tbh I get very uncofortable burning outside
Unless it's on the kewash trail and I can see either side of me for like miles

woo you should do.

Its the best

has nothing to do with the art
They had a diffeerent mentality from our community
I mean
They are a big part of this community
but they weren't a part of our community as in you and I

Now this is just getting silly.

you get uncomfortable talking to certain people over the interwebs too though.

I don't know much about him but yeah he was different than the average poster from the anime community

MLP spaghetti can

the irony is palpable

but wait

as I will show you in a sec

this one is particularly unique

I would go outside
every time

names

oh boy

Erin.... weve seen this before... but show us again

then stop it!

glorious apple teknologee

kawaii

fluttershy is misspelled "flutterby"

these were not available for long I assure you

lol ye not even kidding

Watching you try to deny it is too funny to stop.

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how long til u got ur new laptop?

Eventaully~

he must be settled in i guess~

CAN
METAL

He thinks I'm intimidating or something. I can't be the only one.

I miss pony.

SPAGHETTI - FOOD

iunno
I just got a new job so I'll have to save up

I did too back in the day
but now you're like a delicate ball of luffs~

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I feel pretty delicate, yeah.

How have things been with the lady?

Did you hear about this guy?

twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty
talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/robert-morrow-travis-county-gop

Shitposting is becoming a thing for politicians.

Kind of, yeah. Some people who came from other communities and had kind of different attitudes seem to have ended up blending in, though.

Yeah, that's what happens when communities mix, I guess. The cultural differences are palpable.

Just posting at a furry place now.

Awesome. I wanted to hang out today, but she is working and stuff. On the other hand it's good we don't see each other too much and kill it too early^^

alkjdaldhg She's just like 2perfectly rad for me

Scoots make me a human Pinkie folder

Today feels like a bagel morning. brb

*hugs* you'll get there~

oh alright.

bard I stole this image from you a while ago

sorry

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loco were you drawing me eating a tomato or something

Yes there is a long list of stuff to do when I get one

Be my fluttershy?

you can do it~

No?

I think Grim asked me to but I ignored him completely

Do you think it's the people themselves which cause the differences more or the interests?

That's great. Happy for you :')

I hope he was

;;

So how many has it been?

im sure

Shitposters are infiltrating their ranks.
Our power grows

how many what?

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That's one picture

not a folder

i get some rest now~

Well they blend in sure
But they are still
Off

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that's a good meme jaja

k

Maybe I will add it to my list of folders to do.

How many people.

Maybe you damn well better, whore.

I don't keep track of such things

Erin as a child

That many, hm.

no

Otherwise what cunt?

Cher Lloyd tho

Probably the former, since they don't actually talk about furry stuff much. It's just a result of them coming from their community that has its own subtle feel and personality traits that are different from those of this place. The avatars do often stand out as different as well.

Shitposter politicians are great because they're not afraid to call out the rape scandals etc. that other ones tend to be afraid to talk about.

Yeah, I guess we just kind of get used to them, though.

there was 10x more irl drama in the furry community than in here

I am loving this new age

Maybe you did

tempted

my stomach is killing me what the fuuuuuuuuck

my broadband is activated on the 7th, the day after my mobile data runs out

wew

Thanks, man. It feels weird, but it's a great kind of weird^^

Austria you are fucking stupid.

then I should get my other laptop down

fast internet slow computer will be murder

You are not an Osterich stop valling yourself that

Fast internet ^^

habbiness
the best

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lol 0s

It really is. I don't even know what to do with myself. It's quite noticeable at work apparently lol

Austria is a really lovely place

but there are nos ostriches

heh

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You could start a native population

today is good day
They had some Limited editions of no mans sky available

we must do it

Why am I here instead of working ?!

That's a good question

You're looking for a distraction

I think good questions would rather be "Are we the only sentient lifeform on the universe ?", "What is the meaning of life ?", "What the hell are thinking ISIS members and Trump voters ?" and "If I eat blue Play-doh, will my shit be blue too or will I die before I can even poop ?".

It's very likely. And I'm alone too. I want to cuddle.

the allure is 2stronk.

What's the weirdest sexual act you've performed on yourself ?

I have this huge thing for being gagged and one time I got a tub of that slimy flarp silly putty stuff and covered my mouth and the whole bottom half of my head in it, allowed it to harden a little, and fapped as I moaned through my weird flesh-like alien gag pic related

that's on purpose

wat

It begins!

Very true. Which is odd because there's nothing to really do here.

I put my dick in a bottle. Now I'm grown-up, I could never put my dick in this tiny hole.

What begins ? What ? WHAT ?

lol dick bottles and putty gags

yikes

When I'm about to cum I bite myself as hard as I fucking can and it feels amazing

Ballgags♥

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one time I uh
ahem
stimulated myself until I ejactuled x:

loco will gag on ur ballz

play mobas with me and goggles on NA.

I wore my mother's underwear and jerked off onto her bedsheets. She's not even remotely attractive, I don't remember why I thought it was a good idea.

thats fucking gross lol

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawl

Oedipus is among us

I Sniff my underwear precum stains and imagine it was some anons cock stench

be scared.

I don't know if you're a boy or a girl, and thus if I should be aroused or disgusted.

YOU MONSTER

Goggles ? Plus, in addition to the fact that I don't really like playing on NA, I've been playing LoL a bit too much already. I need to start being productive.

I think I have my answers. I'll go for disgusted then.

Gosh, STOP ALREADY

I am. Now tell me what is beginning !

ur nasty lmao

used to autofellate on the reg until it started causing upper back pain that lasted weeks on end
even got a spinal MRI out of it, that was fun to maneuver into. No one ever knew the real reason.

goggles ->

be productive in kills
come

You're going to turn into Desu.

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Can I? :3

HI MASTER

Y-you must have the wrong person

Okay. Yup. I'm done.

I don't even remember how to access NA. And really, I'm already trying to write an essay and the least effective way possible, and you're trying to tempt me and make me even less productive. I'd like to, but I can't for now.

Is it that bad ? I kinda forgot.

Subtle

If goggles joins mebbe

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

reputation crushing.

Guys don't bully, that kills people.

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Bullying doesn't kill people
I kill people

i want to bully you sexually

Ok tell me if he does and I'll get right on

Boo me as much as you want Grim. I try to be productive NOW, because Overwatch comes out tomorrow, and I know it'll be then end of all motivation at that moment.

Wow, wait, what do you mean ? I am going to ruin my reputation ? Gain more reputation and get corrupted ? I'm not sure.

Nope. See ? Still alive. Except if you meant "kill internally", then I agree.

I wish women could bully me sexually.

IT IS NOT A GOOD THING

He's on

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT WAS THE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE

Grim, I'm serious, Overwatch will be my end. Let me try to get stuff done before that.

its fun but its not THAT fun

I sound like that when I throw up after reading too much sexual shit around here.
And Overwatch is hella fun.

well if you are paying you could

Calm down!

I read a fanfiction of Harry and Bellatrix and was pretty fucking erect throughout it

I need an emotional connection for this to work.

...that almost sounds readable. That hatefuck must be intense.

It's just TF2 bro. It's okay at best.

Extremely.

Where's neru..

LOOK AT WHAT YOURE MISSING OUT ON ADACHI

=w=

Probably getting himself diabetes.

She reads pottermore doesn't she

I'm not sure
I wouldn't be surprised ^^

diabeetus

There are no waifus in TF2. Plus it's really more rich.

This matchmaking looks broken as fuck.

*shrugs*

booooo

*shrugs back*

Don't boo me on my desire to keep my money and to have healthy relationships

good chat, Derium.

Ay lmao

You are correct

Where did everyone go?

to the carwash

Leegu

In a better place I hope.

That doesn't sound like a better place.

btw thats not derium
derium is a fin

Posters don't have cars :3

oh, gross.

I know, I was trying to be offensive.

That's mean.

Well, this is true...b-but...

I have a car you stereotypes-filled impostor.

And they're terribly boring, so I guess we're even :p

But what, Scoot ta doot?

that doesn't mean you should be mean to him..

Tell him to stop trying to talk to me then.

They work there with their booty shorts.

Oh lawdy. Pls no.

adachi welma says dont talk to her

wait welma I just read the convo between you two

youre the one who shrugged first

WHAT KINDA SHTICK IS THIS

And over the tannoy syste,... they play... MY MILSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.

Grim is the #1 car washer.

:3 lol

Who's Welma ? Welmies ?
This pic is fucking depressing by the way.

Wut ?

listen, and be somber.

The time is now.
de de de deeeeee

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She does that and it's so adorable.

Welma.

I had this red velvet cake.
I can feel myself getting fatter. It's so awful. But so delish.
;;

OJ Simpson is going to jail again/finally.

DINDU

NUFFIN

It's not the healthiest cake there is, but it is wicked yum.

Goggles: I have cold feet
Squash: Better go heat up Darwin's lunch then

FUCKING DESTROYEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I want to bake a cake with lye so that the cake is indeed a lye.

Das Coot

Love this comic.

amazon.com/Grade-Sodium-Hydroxide-Micro-Beads/dp/B001EDBEZM

Aw, that's mean Grim, I'm already constently somber.

Oh, now I recognize you. I think.

This comic. This. That's exactly what would happen if a woman tried to flirt with me.

You. Don't. EVEN KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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?

I was talking about your avatar actually, I remember talking to you before now. I mean, I never saw a pic of you, so I couldn't recognize you with that, assuming it is a pic of you.

CORBAN DALLAS

MULTIPASS

Multipass

this top bun thingy is sooo floppy lol

And now I'm confused. Happens too often.

ur liek a worse fortune

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SWEET BABY RAY

worms are 2kawaii tho #realtalk

they're like an independent tentacle

Woah. I wonder how gooshy that thing would feel.

That...that doesn't make sense.

Fetish ?

I really don't want to know.

Iunno. I see it.

And no. I'm interested in the life cycle and biology of worms of all shapes and sizes.

Even cryptid Mongolian death-worms, but especially parasitic types^^

lewd af i like it

That's the weirdest interest I've ever heard of. Then again, I'm not really in a position to judge.

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It's just a big, squirmy baby!

Ha! No no no, I just mean you could probably feel its rings moving and all the mooshy guts and stuff inside. I bet it would feel cool to let it crawl around in your arms.

Ya prevert. :P

Monica, what's on your mind?

Nope. Don't want to know. And normal babies are already disgusting to me.

guilty as charged would perv an honey

They're great organisms.

It's similar to in Alien when the robot guy is in awe with the xenomorph calling it a perfect lifeform.

Iunno. They make me feel all squishy inside. I assure you I mean that figuratively and not as if I am infested with the very worms I find so interesting.

>>>/sleep/

there's a cat on my bed, and i dont want to wake him up..

hey spoil

"Sleepy Peepies" but it doesnt load

Now you're confusing me.

wanna find out?

Same, actually. I'd rather babysit the worm.

Wiggle worms!

Cuuuute. I'm mean to my kitties. If I catch them sleeping on my bed or if they're where I want to sit, I get a little piece of something and tickle their ear until they get annoyed and move. :3

Can I help you?

that one board you linked me, /sleep/

try opening it

wooowww i'm calling the cat police

it's just, it's so rare he is willing to sleep in my bed, usually he'd sleep on couch, far from my room.. so i dont want to disturb him

oh! i'll need more survival themed songs again

Step 1: Print out OJ Simpson's mugshot
Step 2: Tape image to orange juice container
Step 3: Put OJ into refrigerator
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit/giggle whenever anyone opens fridge

That almost sounds like you have a sexual interest in them. Well, that's fine I think I'm myself sexually interested in weirder things.

Yup. At least a worm is silent. And there are no laws preventing you to bitchslap it if it annoys you.

im just heading off now but wanted to give you some sugar, love

um... butts?

Get it out and pour it on some corn flakes

cereal killer

/laughtrack

So much for trying to clarify my interest in worms. You people should try to like not fetishize everyfuckinthing tbh

No.

soon, after mr.cat is fast asleep

Put picture of Ted Cruz on cornflakes.

LOL

something something glove

Yes, actually. I do. I want to know what a giant, squishy worm would feel like.

I have no interest in touching your penis though, if that's what you were getting at. Sorry. Still friends?

:D

It doesn't have to be classical, does it?

Take care!

Plus you can cut it in half and have two dependents to claim on your taxes!

Heh. Neat.

TED CRUZ IS THE FUCKING ZODIAK KILLER!!!!!!

Oh, not sure if it even exists anymore.
Anyways moving this to steam, vidya time.

Years ago when I still lived at home I did that to good results. Went over better than hiding my facehugger plushie in the fridge at least^^

Put a picture of Ted Cruz on all Summer's Eve products.

nope. blocked and reported.

it can be whatever, anything that makes cutting trees fun. usually rock music

you have fun!

I dont get it :S

Japan never fails to amaze m- wait, that's not Japan. Could be Japan though. Same amount of sexual weirdness.

Sexual intercourse is the most absolute display of love in this world. If you love something beyond imagination, from my viewpoint, it is normal that you'd want to have sexual intercourse with it.

Fuck logic.

When I get a chance, I gotta get a picture of something and send it to you. We used to get printer paper here at work that had a little Asian boy on the packaging, and my co-worker said his facial expression gave her the creeps. For weeks, I kept the empty packages and cut the boy's face out, then taped him to stuff in her office. It took her a month to figure out who was doing it. There's still a clock hanging somewhere in the building with the kid's face in the middle. No one's ever taken it off.

Weak sauce, bro!

How about this?
youtu.be/SbTcmfEGrds

Douches.
BTW, you get to watch Game of Thrones yet? Any manly tears?

That logic seems terrible to me, but to each their own.

tl;dr I won't have sex with worms

LOL SABS That's some deep pranking yo

Please find the pics!

nah, that's regular americanese. This is japan

this is perfect, cant wait until i share it to those cannibals

I'm chained to a desk atm, but when I get a moment I'll go find that clock and see if I can get on my tippy toes and get a picture. :3

Humanity seems incapable of truly long-term planning and preparedness.

I'mma start a ban sabs movement with scoots.

HOLD THE DOOR ;~;

I was just dealing with my cat. He had a big bird in his mouth. Fucking good lad that babyboy.

Wassap?

She needs help making brownies for work. Is this a thinly veiled disguise to get me to her place???

I agree. This is terrible. The possible deviances are horrible. Which is why I would gladly give up this logic if I knew how to do it.

Still, I don't know. You like being close to the things you love. The closest you can be to something is by having sex. There are only two steps and I can't tell what's clearly wrong in that.

Oh, yeah. The puking out is still the grossest in my opinion.

That's not long-term. It's a current problem. I guess capitalism needs babies and that's a good enough reason to ruin the world.

Yes. And an opportunity for goofs

Ask her if she wants you to fudge her

k

oh boy

It's more futuristic city than primal jungle, but I'm glad it helped!

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I got a little choked up. Won't lie.
And good for kitty! He's protecting you from aerial invasion. I"m just workin' and bugging you guys.

Exactly. We're more concerned about immediate profits to worry about reproductive responsibility. But then again, birthrates drop when a country becomes "modernized", so maybe it'll work itself out?

With a dutch guy singing a song in english and spanish*

Exactly. Peeing on octopi isn't anything to me. I pee on sabs all the time.

You never know how much a character, even him, means until that happens... God damn it!
He is! He is! He is like "watch you! got your back fam!". Birds are hatching plots... GET IT XD
Oh hey, I should have 100+ new thangs to sdend youre way soon.
Work going alright?
Goofs?

O yiss

cuz!

BAN SABRINA!!!!!!

this was yesterday's catch

i'm sure i can get the tribe leader with your music, ahaha.

I'm sleepy and I wanna go home. So same old same old.

y ban

Cuz what, ya turd burglar?

He looks a bit...perturbed.

...

You are too cute. Its a crime. :3

You need a coffee and a squish

ahhh I'm kinda glad she can't cook now

yeaa it's not the most comfortable position..

anyways, i've been meaning to share a music for you. i dont have the link now

This

BAN BAN BAN

I want to lightly nibble on Sabs bottom lip when we kiss

Sotobro

the feel of a regular tongue piercing between mine is like so hnnghworthy it's insane

skip over nibbles and get some metal in there

Your sweetie? That means you can cook for her, and that's sexy as hell.

I'm a big, black teddy bear! ♥

I wanna hear when you get that link!

I can't go one day without having to kick your ass. *sigh*

Don't mind the stubble. I need to go back to those good Gillette razors.

new

Rawr, comer maul me! I am j-just a poor white girl stuck in the woods... n-nya~

the genre is called electro swing, i dont know if you're into it, i'll dig my history and give it to you tomorrow

good night for now

I can't go one day without having to roofie you. You know you wouldn't be so tired during the day if you weren't all drugged up the night before.