I RISE UP FROM MUSPELHEIM
MY FURY IS SUBLIME
THE SWORD I BRING BURNS VIOLENTLY
WITH WILD AND LETHAL FLAMES
I MARCH AGAINST THE ASAGODS
TO BRING THE END OF TIME
I AM PURE AND ENDLESS PAIN
AND SURTUR IS MY NAME
I RISE UP FROM MUSPELHEIM
MY FURY IS SUBLIME
THE SWORD I BRING BURNS VIOLENTLY
WITH WILD AND LETHAL FLAMES
I MARCH AGAINST THE ASAGODS
TO BRING THE END OF TIME
I AM PURE AND ENDLESS PAIN
AND SURTUR IS MY NAME
give you what?
he said if I had said it was my birthday tomorrow he would have put in extra, but that's fine ^^
When the weedman gonna throw in some extra
bed time soon?
you should share ^^
i dunno... something pretty?
last time I swapped him acid for pot, I gave him 3 tabs for like 5g, best guy ever
Last time it rained was a few weeks ago, and even then it was for like 3 days in a row, it was a nice change to the usual weather though.
Yeah... I can't open windows anymore.
who is she from?
i keep my window open cuz it smells but i just go to the other room and die under blankets .. at-least the beer stays colderish?
Did Moogs quit for some reason?
Clean your house, man.
I'm glad it's over
I'm a baka
Auriana from lolirock
I wanna make a folder cause she looks like my waifu
I think I'm gonna get a laser printer so printing is cheaper, and then set it up so my mentions after 12am get sent straight to the printer, so instead of checking my emails in the morning to see who was talking about me, I just grab my mentions from the printer and read them like the morning news paper
ooh modest mouse~
-tucks you in-
God blessed us by removing the furries
Erin you're a fuckin creeper my man
I know you are, slut.
i did on the weekend mang, it's not off smell it's just choof chur window never really closes
wow! you have a folder of her!?
strange name for a tv show ._.
Ah well, I need to get going to the gym.
He moved in with some other furries recently.
INK IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE ERIN
What the heck is that?
I do, made it when making another folder for someone
I'm not a slut!
and made by the same people who did totally spies
There's even a blonde, a redhead, and a black girl as the main characters
DAGS JUST OUTSTRAYANED GOGS
Whenever I get email notifications it's either someone talking shit about me or someone's talking about Nezumi
He is a bogan, he'd know more lingo than me.
goggle shas always been the worst australian.
Nezi man you're a fuckin creeper
I thought you liked Squash at least?
I don't know; I just haven't seen him around when I've been here.
Weird how the kinds of avatars people post kind of form internet races.
how many you got?~
make a folder of her then! :D
totally spies was a fun show~
I want a movie about the city nomads
this is gold
only 256 pics.
but laser isn't
he's moved on to a better place.
hopefully he got to go to colledge and live with his BF
that was uncalled for
I do like Squash
but I consider this still our anime shitposting community
not the furry community
I mean everybody's welcomed but
The furries jsut make it weird
put their names in every post so they're inboxes get cluttered with shit
you know it's true
I will once I get a new laptop
Not even the avatars, 4m. Just the whole interest and communities in general.
If you print black and white
lol I'm getting high on weed
ill get around to it. Heh. currently working on my akane and another folder
you fucking madwoman
know what good too
getting Hogg on benzodiazepines
I should order some
HOOLY SHIT THATS DANGEROUS
That wasn't supposed to be offensive.
Saying 'you know x' doesn't make it true.
I am getting high on life
I didn't make the email system, she just added me and I think it's fun to read conversations about yourself
...oh right you lost everything ;~;
i wanna continue working on my shion folder some time~
I know it's true and that's all that matters!
What's it like to OD on life
At least I have my external
lol I'm like Mark Reckless, Tory MP who ironically got too drunk to make it in to Commons more than once
I have been convinced that you are, can't change that with a baseless sentence.
If I smoked I could never do it inside
it fucks up everything
well you're a faggot so no-one cares what you think
also, if you smoked, there would be no way you were going outside for every smoke
so either you don't smoke, or you smoke indoors
i get used to the smell but when people come over they're like woah cunt shout us a cone bro
I go outside for all of my smoking.
have I ever shown you guys the ashtray I've had for like 5 years
holy hek you're right
Well he's still on Steam. ^^
I don't think our furry posters were even really into furry porn. But I guess the art can be weird to some people since it carries those connotations.
They casually shitpost just like anyone else and don't actually talk about furry stuff much, but they are kind of on a different wavelength in a subtle way.
Tbh I get very uncofortable burning outside
Unless it's on the kewash trail and I can see either side of me for like miles
woo you should do.
Its the best
has nothing to do with the art
They had a diffeerent mentality from our community
They are a big part of this community
but they weren't a part of our community as in you and I
Now this is just getting silly.
you get uncomfortable talking to certain people over the interwebs too though.
I don't know much about him but yeah he was different than the average poster from the anime community
MLP spaghetti can
the irony is palpable
as I will show you in a sec
this one is particularly unique
I would go outside
Erin.... weve seen this before... but show us again
then stop it!
all the thumbnails are sideways on image hover
glorious apple teknologee
fluttershy is misspelled "flutterby"
these were not available for long I assure you
lol ye not even kidding
Watching you try to deny it is too funny to stop.
how long til u got ur new laptop?
he must be settled in i guess~
He thinks I'm intimidating or something. I can't be the only one.
I miss pony.
SPAGHETTI - FOOD
I just got a new job so I'll have to save up
I did too back in the day
but now you're like a delicate ball of luffs~
I feel pretty delicate, yeah.
How have things been with the lady?
Did you hear about this guy?
Shitposting is becoming a thing for politicians.
Kind of, yeah. Some people who came from other communities and had kind of different attitudes seem to have ended up blending in, though.
Yeah, that's what happens when communities mix, I guess. The cultural differences are palpable.
Just posting at a furry place now.
Awesome. I wanted to hang out today, but she is working and stuff. On the other hand it's good we don't see each other too much and kill it too early^^
alkjdaldhg She's just like 2perfectly rad for me
Scoots make me a human Pinkie folder
Today feels like a bagel morning. brb
*hugs* you'll get there~
bard I stole this image from you a while ago
loco were you drawing me eating a tomato or something
Yes there is a long list of stuff to do when I get one
Be my fluttershy?
you can do it~ <3
I think Grim asked me to but I ignored him completely
Do you think it's the people themselves which cause the differences more or the interests?
That's great. Happy for you :')
I hope he was
So how many has it been?
Shitposters are infiltrating their ranks.
Our power grows
how many what?
That's one picture
not a folder
i get some rest now~
Well they blend in sure
But they are still
that's a good meme jaja
Maybe I will add it to my list of folders to do.
How many people.
Maybe you damn well better, whore.
I don't keep track of such things
Erin as a child
That many, hm.
Otherwise what cunt?
Cher Lloyd tho
Probably the former, since they don't actually talk about furry stuff much. It's just a result of them coming from their community that has its own subtle feel and personality traits that are different from those of this place. The avatars do often stand out as different as well.
Shitposter politicians are great because they're not afraid to call out the rape scandals etc. that other ones tend to be afraid to talk about.
Yeah, I guess we just kind of get used to them, though.
there was 10x more irl drama in the furry community than in here
I am loving this new age
Maybe you did
my stomach is killing me what the fuuuuuuuuck
my broadband is activated on the 7th, the day after my mobile data runs out
Thanks, man. It feels weird, but it's a great kind of weird^^
Austria you are fucking stupid.
then I should get my other laptop down
fast internet slow computer will be murder
You are not an Osterich stop valling yourself that
Fast internet ^^
It really is. I don't even know what to do with myself. It's quite noticeable at work apparently lol
Austria is a really lovely place
but there are nos ostriches
when the tummy medicine doesn't make your tummy stop hurting
You could start a native population
today is good day
They had some Limited editions of no mans sky available
we must do it
Why am I here instead of working ?!
That's a good question
You're looking for a distraction
I think good questions would rather be "Are we the only sentient lifeform on the universe ?", "What is the meaning of life ?", "What the hell are thinking ISIS members and Trump voters ?" and "If I eat blue Play-doh, will my shit be blue too or will I die before I can even poop ?".
It's very likely. And I'm alone too. I want to cuddle.
the allure is 2stronk.
What's the weirdest sexual act you've performed on yourself ?
I have this huge thing for being gagged and one time I got a tub of that slimy flarp silly putty stuff and covered my mouth and the whole bottom half of my head in it, allowed it to harden a little, and fapped as I moaned through my weird flesh-like alien gag pic related
influence (little fire picture)
that's on purpose
Very true. Which is odd because there's nothing to really do here.
I put my dick in a bottle. Now I'm grown-up, I could never put my dick in this tiny hole.
What begins ? What ? WHAT ?
lol dick bottles and putty gags
When I'm about to cum I bite myself as hard as I fucking can and it feels amazing
one time I uh
stimulated myself until I ejactuled x:
loco will gag on ur ballz
play mobas with me and goggles on NA.
I wore my mother's underwear and jerked off onto her bedsheets. She's not even remotely attractive, I don't remember why I thought it was a good idea.
thats fucking gross lol
Oedipus is among us
I Sniff my underwear precum stains and imagine it was some anons cock stench
I don't know if you're a boy or a girl, and thus if I should be aroused or disgusted.
Goggles ? Plus, in addition to the fact that I don't really like playing on NA, I've been playing LoL a bit too much already. I need to start being productive.
I think I have my answers. I'll go for disgusted then.
Gosh, STOP ALREADY
I am. Now tell me what is beginning !
ur nasty lmao
used to autofellate on the reg until it started causing upper back pain that lasted weeks on end
even got a spinal MRI out of it, that was fun to maneuver into. No one ever knew the real reason.
be productive in kills
You're going to turn into Desu.
Can I? :3
Y-you must have the wrong person
Okay. Yup. I'm done.
I don't even remember how to access NA. And really, I'm already trying to write an essay and the least effective way possible, and you're trying to tempt me and make me even less productive. I'd like to, but I can't for now.
Is it that bad ? I kinda forgot.
If goggles joins mebbe
Guys don't bully, that kills people.
Bullying doesn't kill people
I kill people
i want to bully you sexually
Ok tell me if he does and I'll get right on
Boo me as much as you want Grim. I try to be productive NOW, because Overwatch comes out tomorrow, and I know it'll be then end of all motivation at that moment.
Wow, wait, what do you mean ? I am going to ruin my reputation ? Gain more reputation and get corrupted ? I'm not sure.
Nope. See ? Still alive. Except if you meant "kill internally", then I agree.
I wish women could bully me sexually.
IT IS NOT A GOOD THING
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT WAS THE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE
Grim, I'm serious, Overwatch will be my end. Let me try to get stuff done before that.
its fun but its not THAT fun
I sound like that when I throw up after reading too much sexual shit around here.
And Overwatch is hella fun.
well if you are paying you could
I read a fanfiction of Harry and Bellatrix and was pretty fucking erect throughout it
I need an emotional connection for this to work.
...that almost sounds readable. That hatefuck must be intense.
It's just TF2 bro. It's okay at best.
LOOK AT WHAT YOURE MISSING OUT ON ADACHI
Probably getting himself diabetes.
She reads pottermore doesn't she
I'm not sure
I wouldn't be surprised ^^
There are no waifus in TF2. Plus it's really more rich.
This matchmaking looks broken as fuck.
Don't boo me on my desire to keep my money and to have healthy relationships
inb4 wanting to be abused by women is not healthy
good chat, Derium.
You are correct
Where did everyone go?
to the carwash
In a better place I hope.
That doesn't sound like a better place.
btw thats not derium
derium is a fin
Posters don't have cars :3
I know, I was trying to be offensive.
Well, this is true...b-but...
I have a car you stereotypes-filled impostor.
And they're terribly boring, so I guess we're even :p
But what, Scoot ta doot?
that doesn't mean you should be mean to him..
Tell him to stop trying to talk to me then.
They work there with their booty shorts.
Oh lawdy. Pls no.
adachi welma says dont talk to her
wait welma I just read the convo between you two
youre the one who shrugged first
WHAT KINDA SHTICK IS THIS
And over the tannoy syste,... they play... MY MILSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.
Grim is the #1 car washer.
Who's Welma ? Welmies ?
This pic is fucking depressing by the way.
listen, and be somber.
The time is now.
de de de deeeeee
de de de deeeeee
She does that and it's so adorable.
I had this red velvet cake.
I can feel myself getting fatter. It's so awful. But so delish.
OJ Simpson is going to jail again/finally.
It's not the healthiest cake there is, but it is wicked yum.
Goggles: I have cold feet
Squash: Better go heat up Darwin's lunch then
I want to bake a cake with lye so that the cake is indeed a lye.
Love this comic.
Aw, that's mean Grim, I'm already constently somber.
Oh, now I recognize you. I think.
This comic. This. That's exactly what would happen if a woman tried to flirt with me.
You. Don't. EVEN KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I was talking about your avatar actually, I remember talking to you before now. I mean, I never saw a pic of you, so I couldn't recognize you with that, assuming it is a pic of you.
this top bun thingy is sooo floppy lol
And now I'm confused. Happens too often.
ur liek a worse fortune
SWEET BABY RAY
worms are 2kawaii tho #realtalk
they're like an independent tentacle
Woah. I wonder how gooshy that thing would feel.
That...that doesn't make sense.
I really don't want to know.
Iunno. I see it.
And no. I'm interested in the life cycle and biology of worms of all shapes and sizes.
Even cryptid Mongolian death-worms, but especially parasitic types^^
lewd af i like it
That's the weirdest interest I've ever heard of. Then again, I'm not really in a position to judge.
It's just a big, squirmy baby!
Ha! No no no, I just mean you could probably feel its rings moving and all the mooshy guts and stuff inside. I bet it would feel cool to let it crawl around in your arms.
Ya prevert. :P
Monica, what's on your mind?
Nope. Don't want to know. And normal babies are already disgusting to me.
guilty as charged would perv an honey <3
They're great organisms.
It's similar to in Alien when the robot guy is in awe with the xenomorph calling it a perfect lifeform.
Iunno. They make me feel all squishy inside. I assure you I mean that figuratively and not as if I am infested with the very worms I find so interesting.
there's a cat on my bed, and i dont want to wake him up..
"Sleepy Peepies" but it doesnt load
Now you're confusing me.
wanna find out?
normal babies are already disgusting to me
Same, actually. I'd rather babysit the worm.
Cuuuute. I'm mean to my kitties. If I catch them sleeping on my bed or if they're where I want to sit, I get a little piece of something and tickle their ear until they get annoyed and move. :3
Can I help you?
that one board you linked me, /sleep/
try opening it
wooowww i'm calling the cat police
it's just, it's so rare he is willing to sleep in my bed, usually he'd sleep on couch, far from my room.. so i dont want to disturb him
oh! i'll need more survival themed songs again
Step 1: Print out OJ Simpson's mugshot
Step 2: Tape image to orange juice container
Step 3: Put OJ into refrigerator
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit/giggle whenever anyone opens fridge
That almost sounds like you have a sexual interest in them. Well, that's fine I think I'm myself sexually interested in weirder things.
Yup. At least a worm is silent. And there are no laws preventing you to bitchslap it if it annoys you.
im just heading off now but wanted to give you some sugar, love <3 take care of yourself and sleep soon
im heading out now, wiggle with me later bae! laters! have a good day
Get it out and pour it on some corn flakes
So much for trying to clarify my interest in worms. You people should try to like not fetishize everyfuckinthing tbh
soon, after mr.cat is fast asleep
Put picture of Ted Cruz on cornflakes.
something something glove
Yes, actually. I do. I want to know what a giant, squishy worm would feel like.
I have no interest in touching your penis though, if that's what you were getting at. Sorry. Still friends?
It doesn't have to be classical, does it?
Plus you can cut it in half and have two dependents to claim on your taxes!
TED CRUZ IS THE FUCKING ZODIAK KILLER!!!!!!
Oh, not sure if it even exists anymore.
Anyways moving this to steam, vidya time.
Years ago when I still lived at home I did that to good results. Went over better than hiding my facehugger plushie in the fridge at least^^
Put a picture of Ted Cruz on all Summer's Eve products.
nope. blocked and reported.
it can be whatever, anything that makes cutting trees fun. usually rock music
you have fun!
I dont get it :S
Japan never fails to amaze m- wait, that's not Japan. Could be Japan though. Same amount of sexual weirdness.
Sexual intercourse is the most absolute display of love in this world. If you love something beyond imagination, from my viewpoint, it is normal that you'd want to have sexual intercourse with it.
world doomed because of overpopulation
governments keep encouraging people to make more babies
When I get a chance, I gotta get a picture of something and send it to you. We used to get printer paper here at work that had a little Asian boy on the packaging, and my co-worker said his facial expression gave her the creeps. For weeks, I kept the empty packages and cut the boy's face out, then taped him to stuff in her office. It took her a month to figure out who was doing it. There's still a clock hanging somewhere in the building with the kid's face in the middle. No one's ever taken it off.
Weak sauce, bro!
How about this?
BTW, you get to watch Game of Thrones yet? Any manly tears?
That logic seems terrible to me, but to each their own.
tl;dr I won't have sex with worms
LOL SABS That's some deep pranking yo
Please find the pics!
nah, that's regular americanese. This is japan
this is perfect, cant wait until i share it to those cannibals
I'm chained to a desk atm, but when I get a moment I'll go find that clock and see if I can get on my tippy toes and get a picture. :3
Humanity seems incapable of truly long-term planning and preparedness.
I'mma start a ban sabs movement with scoots.
HOLD THE DOOR ;~;
and lol good one actually.
I was just dealing with my cat. He had a big bird in his mouth. Fucking good lad that babyboy.
She needs help making brownies for work. Is this a thinly veiled disguise to get me to her place???
I agree. This is terrible. The possible deviances are horrible. Which is why I would gladly give up this logic if I knew how to do it.
Still, I don't know. You like being close to the things you love. The closest you can be to something is by having sex. There are only two steps and I can't tell what's clearly wrong in that.
Oh, yeah. The puking out is still the grossest in my opinion.
That's not long-term. It's a current problem. I guess capitalism needs babies and that's a good enough reason to ruin the world.
Yes. And an opportunity for goofs
Ask her if she wants you to fudge her
It's more futuristic city than primal jungle, but I'm glad it helped!
I got a little choked up. Won't lie.
And good for kitty! He's protecting you from aerial invasion. I"m just workin' and bugging you guys.
Exactly. We're more concerned about immediate profits to worry about reproductive responsibility. But then again, birthrates drop when a country becomes "modernized", so maybe it'll work itself out?
With a dutch guy singing a song in english and spanish*
Exactly. Peeing on octopi isn't anything to me. I pee on sabs all the time.
You never know how much a character, even him, means until that happens... God damn it!
He is! He is! He is like "watch you! got your back fam!". Birds are hatching plots... GET IT XD
Oh hey, I should have 100+ new thangs to sdend youre way soon.
Work going alright?
this was yesterday's catch
i'm sure i can get the tribe leader with your music, ahaha.
I'm sleepy and I wanna go home. So same old same old.
Cuz what, ya turd burglar?
He looks a bit...perturbed.
You are too cute. Its a crime. :3
You need a coffee and a squish
ahhh I'm kinda glad she can't cook now
yeaa it's not the most comfortable position..
anyways, i've been meaning to share a music for you. i dont have the link now
BAN BAN BAN
I want to lightly nibble on Sabs bottom lip when we kiss
the feel of a regular tongue piercing between mine is like so hnnghworthy it's insane
skip over nibbles and get some metal in there
Your sweetie? That means you can cook for her, and that's sexy as hell.
I'm a big, black teddy bear! ♥
I wanna hear when you get that link!
I can't go one day without having to kick your ass. *sigh*
Don't mind the stubble. I need to go back to those good Gillette razors.
Rawr, comer maul me! I am j-just a poor white girl stuck in the woods... n-nya~
the genre is called electro swing, i dont know if you're into it, i'll dig my history and give it to you tomorrow
good night for now
I can't go one day without having to roofie you. You know you wouldn't be so tired during the day if you weren't all drugged up the night before.