Dagger ear thread

Have Elves ever been realistically portrayed in cinema? The most common adaptation of elves is like that which you would see in Lord of the Rings, but as we all know, that is a falsification to make them look good.

Elves aren't real, OP

Kill yourself immediately OP

The Anglo Saxons actually considered elves to evil creatures. It was believed that they just rode around the countryside at the speed of wind, destroying villages for funsies in the blink of an eye. In Beowulf they're referred to as one of the races that's been forsaken by God.

So if by "realistic" you mean "folklore-accurate" then no, elves have never been portrayed realistically in cinema.

You've got it all wrong. They are actually aryan supermen who can battle gods and win. Due to them being immortal they aren't really interested in the petty affairs of the lesser races. Gnomish merchants would have you believe they're a race of bimbos and faggots, don't believe their lies. They want to push a certain agenda that would make them come into power. The very same gnomes also say that the savage and slow minded orcs are just as intelligent and moral as any human.

>idealized Europeans based on ancestral spirits of the Norse should be emasculated into stunted fuck toys raped by green niggers orcs
Jews.

Oy *hiss*! Nonsense, everyone knows elves want to get bred by big black green dicks. Elvish girls fuck wolves!

This. Plus, consider /tg/'s infatuation with dwarves, the short, hairy, race who live underground, have ugly women, and are obsessed with mining precious metals.

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Nobody wants to talk about how much you want to be an anime version of an elf girl. We don't like anime girls here. We do not worship shit like you do.

You could have said warg or even gnoll. Apply yourself or your shitposting will never improve.


Tolkein based his Dwarven language on Hebrew too.

Well Bright did a fair job at it. There were 4 elves 5 elves in the main storyline. 3 were psychotic murderers. 1 was clearly a handler who wielded power of humans to keep them in line. And the other one, who actually liked and helped the Human/Orc was clearly crazy.

So 4 out of 5 were complete cunts and the only reason the 5th was against other other elves was because of mental illness.

WWE did a good job of it

Fuck off with your nu-fantasy memes
Nu-fantasy is shit
Tolkien is rolling in his grave at the mockery of his works

Norse had good and bad elves

Wasn't it more like "elves who might screw you over if you aren't polite and careful" and "elves who will screw you over because it's funny"?

What aboot the goblins

That is one huwhite goblin

Humans > Everything else.

Friendly reminder that Best Emma will be playing an Elf in the upcoming Netflix series Maniac!

I believe they prefer to be called Uruk-hai. Check your pronouns, shitlord.

What about Maisie?

Maisie for Goblin Queen

why aren't there are any live-action movies with the "Really 7000 years old" loli elves?

ITT: memes that were stale 8 years ago.