Judge, Jury, and Executioner

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Erin?

Hey Angelic

Yes

fuck off, filthy, brain damaged ASPD rat

Hi Ema-chan!

Gain like 110kg and I might have a a problem with you.

LIFT, FAGGOT, DO YOU EVEN? JUST DO IT.

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be gentle I've never done this before...

Can I ask you a question about ASPD?

Hi, love how is your morning? ^^

Ah that's alright
You're always welcome!

Hello Ema.

Whats up Grim?

Someone seems a little salty. And a little unable to differentiate without names.

gone

mr rob the cannabis dealer will be here soon

bye

Are you at work now?

I'll send you flying.

Pretty good girl, how about yours?

[reported]

people want someone that listens to your rant and says what you want to hear.

About to have breakfast. I woke up to the sun rising and the birds chirping. Felt great.

How are ya.

Thanks buddy. How's it been?

im in a lot of pain... gah, i don't want to go to school today

Ma
na
kaka

Aren't you the same kind of person?

"that's just my name, don't actually rob me"

anyways later

Imagine you and Kermit having sweaty hairy man sex

kek
I'm doing full body workouts now, every other day now. 3-4 times a week max though. I did the first session at like 11.

Just skip it and let's go out~

I'm home every monday so i have time to do other stuff.

Now that sounds great. Its cloudy and very hot here.
I'm pretty good though a little ill.

How kinky.

i can't even walk... i didn't go for a jog this morning either

im going to get fat

Don't get me wrong
I am
I'm very very salty
It's an issue that's bothered me for a very long time that I can't do anything about
And honestly, truthfully and quite frankly, sadly
I will probably never be able to do anything about it
But I can enjoy ruffling feathers over it
I can at least pretend like things are better and expereience a few minutes of feeling Like I am actually succesful and I can overcome the original issue

no, i'm a known degenerate

I know a really good workout you and I can do together to take care of that~

ye e s

The journey to the swole life continues.

I would not engage in sexual intercourse with a male.

A bunch of my friends have been feeling under the weather as of late. Got a cold?

Is there more than one angelic now, I'm confused

Well I started posting 45 minutes or so ago and I've only been told to kill myself about 5-6 times!

I'm doing good though, moving into a better apartment at the end of the month, just graduated from Uni, about to start the rest of my life and be disappointed

Reminds me, I need to start shaving for the summer.

that sounds relaxing

do you work on weekends?

what makes you a degenerate?

As opposed to the rest of your life, when you are in fact the opposite of successful.

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[[affectionate post]]

I know when people are lying. Are you're not lying.

No...

I wanted to give it a month at least y'know? Try this routine out and see how I gain from it. Kinda testing a myth tbh. Half way through the workout I was so fucking winded, you have no idea how hard it is to hit every muscle group all in the same day.

Of course, you can totally tell from one sentence.

THE DREAM
I heard you lived in NY, is that true? What major?

She knows I'll put a brick in there

So you can get it on with the boy next door?

People usually try to deal with what's bothering them but seeing how you enjoy not doing anything you're going to have to keep pretending.

hey if i know i'd try to fix it, but that's what people think of me.

this is not how affection works.. this is wrong..
it's like the new Allo messaging app feature that will generate auto reply for any picture you receive.

it's somewhat hollow..

(Ema)
don't run away

I fucking hate when I basically write a novel for a motherfucker and get some bitch ass, lame ass, gay ass, hoe ass one word response
fuck off with that shit

No lol I know when people are lying because I lie all the time

I've heard that it's usually not a good idea for gains. All that stress can be bad for you if you don't get enough rest.

Got a 6pack yet?

I don't even know who you are
You sound a bit angered at me personally
If you don't like me, that's fine
You can't win them all
but
You don't know anything about my life and That's an unfair and incorrect assumption
I have friends and family who love me and who I love back
a well paying job, with benefits and income
I have beautiful instruments, and the talent to play them with the time and dedication to hone my skills

The only thing I lack is love
While that tears at me greatly
I am still incredibly thankful for what I have

Maybe it's you who is salty

Probablym it already started to irritate friday. Pretty annoying when you have to attend to lan party at the same time.

I don't even know who that is so no.

Nope. Only 20 hours a week.

still better than
[seen @7.oo p.m]

Just ignore the m.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You know

you're right

so just let it be a placeholder for a more private message

I want to skullfuck you, T/F?

I thought you were wish for a sec

lan parties are still a thing?
wao

Nope
I've actually already tried talking this issue over personally 1 on 1
a few times
and again after that with someone acting as a median to help
didn't achive anything and only made my problems worse

Yup. Atleast where i come from.

k

HOLD THE DOOR

;~;

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Yep it's back, still on the cut though. I'm aiming for 165 but ideally I want to get down to 155 with like 6-8% bf. I've lost a little bit of size cause of the cut, which is to be expected, but I'm making my way to the ideal starting point for the next bulk. I want to get up to 170 at 6-8% bf. 170-175 is my goal weight for the near future. This should probably take me all of summer, fall, and winter. Also doing full body workouts is only bad if you don't get enough rest in between. I'll be sure to rest plenty and I've decreased the intensity of my routine until it stops feeling so weird. My biceps and rear delts were flaring up mid workout.

k

Do you do any cardio .///.

Goodbye thread, bbl

have a good one out there

You know as well as I do how fuckin' hot it gets up here.

Criminal Justice, minor in soc.
Looking to get into law enforcement once I set down roots and get myself settled in. Until then I'm probably gonna work as a bouncer at a bar one of my buddies works at. Either that or wipe up cum and shit off the bathroom walls
or both who knows!

Nah, I think it's just unsightly.
Plus summer is coming.

I mean Ika called you angelic like 10 minutes ago, so thought I'd ask.
Nevermind then!
nice to meet you in any event.

ree~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF KERMIT

I go for trail hiking and jog approximately 6-10 miles, twice a week.

bye

googleresearch.blogspot.co.id/2016/05/aw-so-cute-allo-helps-you-respond-to.html

this is not a good use of image recognition

LMAO

kermit works shit jobs

go figure

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Thats not exactly how it works with me.
Anyway see ya later.

They did but i don't really know why.
And thank you.

Dude he literally said he just got out of uni, pretty sure only a fraction of graduates don't end up working a shitty job until they find something.

I literally just graduated about a week ago and I'm moving to a new place.

What do you do for a living?

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KEK

Is that a facebook thing

Enjoy your shitty life as a stripclub bouncer xD

Kek.

if you're going to work as a security guard at least go get a license and find an actual job with it and get some experience for your future, retard.

KEK

You don't use facebook?

touch my body

For what purpose?

no

I don't know how I will live anymore kitty

1 day of rest doesn't seem like enough.
It gets harder to cut as your BF% decreases, right?
Shiiiiet

Detective Kermit 2017
it's habbening

This makes me uncomfortable

Pretty sure it's a good idea to get a job until you can find one like that though, instead of being a worthless piece of shit sitting around and waiting to find a good job.

Why, is that you?

Hi why

Inhale blue
Exhale red

Hahahahahahaahaha this isnt footloose, faggot.

project Ara is coming this fall

that is probably Enthy

But good jobs should just fall into laps of NEETs, only losers would put it any kind of effort.

i've never heard that before what do you mean?

looks uggo

How do you know

I'll get like a day and half. It's fine dw. Yeah it does get harder to cut, good thing I like chicken and brown rice.

Yeah. Although it's REALLY FUCKING EASY to get an unarmed/armed security license. The classes are short and THEY ARE CHEAP. After that you can find any entry level security job so easily. I would know, I considered this sort of stuff until I found my current job.

it's from codemonkeys

I didn't realise there was a new thread.

I would cry if I legit had to give up my diet rich in spice and flavors

submit your module idea here atap.google.com/ara/

i'm sure you can come up with something clever!

Should I link more next time

Well I do use less salt in my cooking but spices won't really hurt you.

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That's not Enth

Off to grocery shopping. Laters.

bai

oooooook

I'm gonna miss the sweets for sure
and the rich fats
:C

Yeah but it's still a case of taking what you can get in the immediate and THEN going for something else. If you can get a job straight away it's better to do that than go without for any period of time.

It is.

go go power rangers

It was people kept posting after the link wall and I scrolled past it.

Go be a failed trap somewhere else.

That breaks my fucking heart man
damn

Just replace the bad sweets with good sweets. Fruit!

There are IMMEDIATE 10-15$/hr security jobs that are entry level and only require a license or certification. This is simple and great for gaining experience. People hire that shit like crazy.

Prove it

I'm not sure where exactly I've failed.

And watching you go all internet tough guy kinda broke mine.

Hey Grim we gonna get /fit/?

a module with 4 buttons that imitate the sensation of popping bubble wrap and generate electricity when pressed
ahaha

Hail Satan

Hail lord Satan and ALL his glory!

I love you, Satan!!!

okay bye4real

hey enth

kys

FUCK

go be a failed trap elsewhere

you don't even lift you fag

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I mean, if you insist. It sounds like it would be rather inconvenient though.

Yeah they're laughing at you in Alice's chat. I had to tell you. Sorry, man.

Your man face.

not for me

chocolate is irreplaceable
I will have to learn to live without

mebbe

rip
I didn't see you much over the weekend, been busy?

the physical resistance of that will be impossible to attain

Yeah, sure.

But I've got stuff to do tomorrow.

good morning.

lol fatass

don't care

See you later.

we have the technology!

Well I kinda do.

I'm gonna get real with you here and drop any kind of persona act because I actually respect you
I'm not a nice person
I'm bitter and angry and jealous and filled with negative traits
But I also have good things in my like anyone else
And for people who are kind to me and dont wrong me I would give my fucking life and last breath
The people who do the oppositre, I would do the opposite in all regards

You're the kindest gentlest soul I Ever met and you took time out of your life to listen to bullshit that would never even effect you
and allthe stress that came with it
So to you I apologize for saying anything offenive and hurtful

You're welcome to keep your negative opinion of me
Thank you for the talk

Doesn't matter.

?

'Sup Enthy?

incredibly.

i stole the 666

I guess I must be nostalgiac
but I remember clearly a time when that place was filled with people with an actual heart who didn't have a superiorty complex
i've met some ofthe best people there
And what it's become makes me get all kinds of heated
Still
I don't go there and they have no reason to come here
so I don't really mind

Enth posted that on Alice chat again and Kermit is laughing his ass off.

lets get ripped wew

Oh, didn't notice that one at all.
Kind of just woke up.

Dude don't associate with any of them. It's not worth it.

nobody cares though

everyone in alice chat is garbage

they're all just rejects from a past time that literally do nothing with their lives

the only meaning they can even muster up to their worthless lives is how fucking accepting they are of each other's worthless traits

I'm not really interested in what gets this funnys
It's all there for anybody to read and if he chooses to laugh then that just shows what his character is like

looks awfully cheap and falsifies that wonderful feeling

with what o:

doesnt happen overnight

IM IN ALICE CHAT NOW
HEY

Bard you shouldn't give a second thought to those losers. They will always remain the same, basic af.

lol

Unlike the successful living a fulfilling meaningful salt-free circle jerking life here.

I've already added up the folks who are cool
I've even got some really good friends on Fb
I'll keep talking to I talk to and I don't really plan to go out of my way to go to where they are at
Thank you for your kindness though
i am a lil steamed i guess
Its pretty early in the morning
its llike damn near 8 a.m I iguess

This reeks of years old alice vs bern drama

nobody ever claimed that Holla Forums is even good
they're just not as bad as those fucks
some of the people here whom I won't name are capable individuals that are or are trying to lead a fulfilling life.

Performing open heart surgery.

I would rate Holla Forums worse than anything but /lewd/ tbh

An what makes you think people of Aneki aren't improving their lives?

Right, well I'll do you the same courtesy of a straight response. I don't dislike you, Bard. You've not done anything to bother me personally, and I never considered you to be a bad person. But this shit with you and Kermit is just tiring me to see. I understand you might feel hurt by something he did, fuck I understand why you'd have a problem with him as a person, but I just find challenging someone to an IRL fight really fucking dumb. Like come on man, that's the kind of posturing that we've always laughed at people for. Online drama isn't worth fighting someone for, but honestly this whole thing to me came across as an internet tough guy act and that just fucking depresses me. If you want to actually fight him, put the effort into making it happen. If not, don't keep bringing it up.

Why would I do that when he could just come here and read it? I'm nothing if not lazy, and that just seems like unnecessary effort.

Alice fuckers piss off. We dont want you kermit, enth or who ever

I know, i am planning a long term regimen atm and going to cut out the boozing.

in all fairness this place isn't that bad
we can post almost however we'd like without fear of mods from 4ch
it's just not worth to post here at times because some people shit it up and take the piss on everyone/thing.

have you ever gone into that chat?

OH, so you're a surgeon like blood chan now?

I have been sober all year, it hasn't been so bad.

I could easily do that. Maybe keep the drinking to once a month or so.

Sure whatever.

I have and people are definitely improving.

Well, I hope your work put you in a positive direction overall.

Enthy

post logs/caps
post recent pictures
name names
until you satisfy 2/3 of those requests then they are still the same as ever just toiling away with the futility of their desires

Thank you for your feedback I will take it to heart as best as I can
I'm still pretty immature and childish but I will give a genuine effort

Remember, if you hate them, become a leader of a totalitarian state and end them with a guided missile.

That is another thing I am considering. Wew. sick of half arsing things.

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Fortune why are you anonposting

Would get turnt the fuck up during that one day

This is the remains of the community of people I grew up with
who say me through the worst and best times of my life
Some of the I really fucking hate
Some of them I love more than is healthy
not everyone is going to get along and that's what addes to the beauty of htis place
It's like a school
I like it
I don't want to go back to 4chan and have to join some stupid new community
It would feel so fake as opposed to here
we see each other almost evvery day
we all know so much about each other
how we act and what we liek or hate
what oour aspirations and ambitions are
This is our commmunity no matter how terrible it is and I'm proud as hell of that and you should be too

I am now a god. I can save lives.

Why is Alice2 flagless posting?

Why doesn't she go make threads on Holla Forums?

Yes?

Yeah like sorry if I'm being an ass I feel sick as shit and just saw you pulling the tough guy act out and kinda reacted to that.

hahahaha would make it worth it for sure. Might make that day a cheat day in the month so I can atleast look forward to some "bad" lol

might draw up the diary digitally after I do some capping today. wew

why doesnt he kill himself.

save mine

I'm.. still waiting for your friend request, i'm sure i left you my address

Good question.

Eh? Did I fuck up?

How many times do you say "Kill yourself" in a given day.

Any particular reason?

Imagine if you put all this stress and effort you have now into an irl community with people you would actually be proud to associate with. Just think about that.

Enth is such a worthless failed trap cunt.

okay

why are you here though

why is enth here though

why is kermit here though

Like 12 my man

I spend just as much time if not more working on Irl relationships but only with like 3 people
-shrug-

That I am, but I'm still living a better life than you.

0

Wish I was Alice.

Aren't you the salty one. Pissed off because unlike you she is loved and matters to people?

i dont know, maybe it was my fault giving you wrong address.
maaybe you decided to do it later but forgot.

You're living in Alice's fantasy land. You're not living at all.

And that's okay! I have two best friends and many other "friends" but having a small close circle of friends is best. My friends are the type of people I could trust anything with. I hope you find similar people in your life, Bard.

Hello everyone, I'm here to tell you I'm better than you.
If you don't agree, you're a troll and preeetty dumb.
looool

I've fallen and I can't get up

Can you save me from the nothing ive become

random number from 1-4
that number is the Friday of the week to get CRUNK

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Thanks man
That brightens my day
You too

Tokes, what?

Sometimes it is just better to lie down.

Roll onto your stomach and then try.

/doubt

I can only save those that save themselves :^)

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Probably the second one. I forget a lot.

You have a really, really different impression of me to the reality. Do you just label everyone in that chat as someone who does literally nothing with their life because it makes you feel better about yourself?

Then you're not really doing any saving, huh

anytime

drink up cunts

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why is all the rum gone?

how come?

but that defeats the point of you saving me

go to the bottle-o quicksmart before the cunts close ! sheeet

You can see it that way, or you can look at it from a brighter perspective.

What's up sick cunt

ah.. okay..
that's fine, that is fine. it's human nature to forget about things..

give me a six pack, and i'll help you open the can!

I actually want to take a nap soon and get ready for daylife.

Excuse me but I need to point out your inferiority, otherwise my low self esteem and ego won't be filled. You're dumb! looool

pleeeeeeeeeaaaase?

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Too many problems, so why not just lay down and look at the calm sky?

nots much mad cunt chillin all laxin all shit, fuckin monday doe shit sucked a fuckin fat one chillin now but gotta go back @ 5.30 like some shitcunt bullshit fuckers

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Tokai, do you want to die.

When you go to wash your hands and find a cute little caterpillar friend on your shoulder

That didn't stop you with manaka and squash though...

Why are you doing this to me

not as impressive as muh boomerang throw myate

The ceiling gets in the way

stop me from doing what?

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Fucking same here
lucky enough not to have to work though so that's cool

I hope your day plays out nice
got any good tracks you listen to recently?

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DAS NASTY

FINISH HIM

tsk tsk these trolls though amirite?
I can give you x reasons why I'm better, and I'm always right!

No.

Well, there's always the Apocalypse Now-esque choice where you lie in bed looking at the ceiling fan.

You're better at being a lewd.

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Killing self

I just tried to save you.

eh just on that same ole shit

youtu.be/T0ZGNGBNIL8?list=FLtwPRU97RgKZcUk1Uey6utg

doiiin it right

You goofed up.

kek

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! I love this idea.

thank you my man
Ive been needing this

i dunno if you can see, but i've got a fair few under liked too, probably more thb.

this chart though

/a/ pulls one out sometimes

not physically

it's not my fault

yes
I will stalk your channel
ahhaha
not working today and Idk if I can sleep so Ill probably do some sweeping through them

ahahah there's a fair bit of aussie shit in there be warned

True

Wut no, you're a cumdumpster

ill call the help line

Those damn architects.

I knew it.

NO THAT WOULD BE YOU.

I never specified in what way I would.

I like the desk fans better anyways
they're relaxing

how gay!

♥

gonna go watch game of thrones new episode and then sleep

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My ruse is over

Don't backtalk me you little slut

ugh

nice thread retards

who left the stupid fucking asshole door open

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Said the guy who wants physical help.

moar pretty pics pls
:D

erin can i hav hug

*cuddles*

I've got a few of those, but no real use for them yet.

Another victory claimed.

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US lift Vietnam arms embargo.

W e w communismStrong

I hate not knowing when rob will show up

I wish he gave me ETAs

you kno i like it

ok

yey~ meow.

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I used to use them even if it was cold just because the noise made me sleep better

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lol girlbois

I am fucking dead

LOL

you're not a cat

I usually just keep my window open if I go to sleep earlier than 3 am or if it's raining.
Earlier than 3 am because after that all the birds in the woods wake up and start singing.

You seem to like it from an increasing number of people.

why not? meow.

I swear on allah I will make Lenko my little bitch

But is the war won?

Good Morning everyone, how are you all doing?

im sleepy~

i just discovrered a very good song

Oh that does sound pretty relaxing

jelly?

because you're luka

♥
yes i am~

yassss rob dropped of da weed let's get crunk

I'm not sure why I would be.

goggles i'm cold and i think i'm going to be blown away d00d

mmhm that's what I just said

mein negar

you got that shit delivered?
wao

What was won?
What was lost?
Will our deeds be remembered?
Are they written on stone or in sand?

It is, but it doesn't really rain that much here during summer.

rawr
gimme

post masaka

New

Personally I'm glad the rain is gone
that shit happened every single day for a week

yeahhhhh

he said if I had said it was my birthday tomorrow he would have put in extra, but that's fine ^^

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS