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JOJ

LEL, AS THEY SAY

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This dialog is so autistic that i refuse to believe the writer isn't self aware.

post it

it's very obvious satire, the writer is self aware

I think the worst part of this is they took a picture of their 3DS with a camera. They couldn't google a screenshot that had been captured with a device?

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thats an actually good analogy
do i have neuronal problems, Holla Forums?

no
the image is accurate, but not funny

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I want to fuck that princess.

same

Still the best

Like pottery

Oh shit, why do I laugh at that one very time?

Guffaw, snickers, sir.

I don't get it

EEEEEEEEEEHRRRRRHHHHH

is that a fucking piñata?

Maybe that's how we cure cancer. By becoming pinatas.
Just pull the candy corn out and put smarties back in.

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That actually made me laugh.

Kogasa is not for bully or rape!

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The princess is supposed to be Kate Leth.

I'm going to post this in every thread until you rike it

DON'T BULLY YOUR WAIFU

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You just activated my trap card.

You heartless monsters can try to stop me as always, my valiant struggle wirr never end.

got more? they're bittersweet

The true bullying starts here. Try finding any more good ones FOOL! HAHA THERE ARE NONE!

l-lol?

:(

DON'T BULLY

You fucked up, that first one's great so it doesn't belong in a lol thread.

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What part of "Until you rike it" don't you get?

LOL

Please post the happy one. Or the really sad ones

dump the whole folder you friendo

The fuck, is that 4th one real?

Here's some snowmen from Pikmin 2

He can't because it's almost all pone shit

It's Arin from gay drumps eating out his wife which is not a big deal until you think about who took the picture.

Of course, they won't ever confirm it's validity for obvious reasons

I already said, I posted all the good ones.

I don't care about the good ones, I want everything including the faggot pony shit

this is a lol thread you know

I wish I knew the context of that.

Here's a moon face.

That's not the kind of ayy lmao I would eat the pussy of.

I'm here to make all of you rike it. I have no interest in the bad ones.

you asked for this

got an upgrade

Something is obviously wrong here.

hahah

The hell is this

Don't step to me with this pussy shit, boy. Are you going to make me break out the NTR?

I know, right? Can't quite put my finger on it.

you trying to go down this road motherfucker

You are a real human bean my friend.

You're welcome

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the head pat meme is fucking shit

You really outdone yourself user.

Sweetness always prevails!

More pone shit for the masochists

Let's start slow then.

It is almost entirely NTR. That's what makes it HARD :^)

Wait so whats the point of shit talking and then dumping a girl that likes you like in those pictures nigga? Is it because you were dumped in middle school or some shit?

Handholding>>>>>>>>>>>headpats

Accurate

That's just plain edge user, not really hard hitting stuff.

Did you rike it?

Why you no post ayylium pussy?

that looks more like regular rape stuff than NTR

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Camera remote/timer?

I wanna be a cute loli protagonist in a lovey dovey doujin full of sweet tender lovemaking. Maybe be a tiny cutie fairy or inchling.

Faggot.

Do you really want to know?

Hand holding is pretty good, but it's not nonsexual cuddling

Because you hate it so much, have some autistic copypasta about it.

Non-poisonous women will like headpats. If headpats make her uncomfortable–or even hostile–she might have feminist leanings. Be careful not to mistake a coy/shy response for discomfort. Same goes for brushing her hair while giving a little bit of mild praise. There are other ‘dominant yet gentle’ gestures for testing women, too.
If a woman lets you give her headpats or other nonsexual contact while not letting anyone else do it, she’s a good woman. It’s a small detail, but it’s a way to subconsciously show submission to a man and only that man. It’s also not a sexual gesture, so she’s not letting herself get patted for pleasure or arousal. Finally, patting her head means that her hair will get a little messy, and women usually hate getting their hair messy because hair is one of the most important elements in attracting men. If she lets herself get her hair messy for your sake, she’s stating clearly that she is loyal. If not, even if she’s your girlfriend or wife, it means that a part of her is still open for another male, even if it’s unconsciously.

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Regarding headpats, this is why chihuahuas are terrible dogs. Hover-hand them and you normally get bit. Tells you right off the temperament. No wonder feminists love them. Ditto puffball pomeranians. They detest honestly empathetic physical contact the same way.
To put it another way, since feminists think everything men do is only about sex (and that is also the only thing they want out of you), then a man standing next to them when they don’t want sex is the ultimate trigger. They can cover up language-based tests. The really shrewd and polite ones as well as the academic sophists are great at that. But there’s no denying your physical reactions!
Ever notice what types of social interactions became heavily discouraged after the 1960s? Putting your arm around a woman below boob but above waist–kind of like a half-hug–or on her shoulder, hand as well, as one example brought up. That'd probably be the more western equivalent of headpats. We’ve all been slowly coded towards seeing all opposite sex contact as only sexual. For instance, how females always blush on TV no matter what they think of the guy pulling them off a collapsing building with arm around waist, even if they’re already married/engaged. Or any contact whatsoever in romance, drama, or thrillers is cause for immediate sexual tension! While on the male side it’s reinforced like “Don’t lay yer hands dat way on a lady!”
The Japanese probably retained the headpat because the West’s patriarchal mannerisms have been slowly eroded for the past century as women became more “manlike” and demanding in general, while Japan was all giggly perfecto waifu until having their borders forcefully shot open, so that’s still “in their social genes,” you could say. You can find imagery of this and variants in other Asian cultures, as well. Japan is just the most famous for obvious reasons. Filipinos will use the back of the hand touching their forehead instead.
Jewish pornographers seem to have associated hand-on-head to blowjobs in the public perception, so you’ll get stared at as a creepy pervert in big cities for that. Probably why growing wizards fail so hard in society; they don’t consume mainstream media and therefore wouldn’t understand how that’s being seen. And today we’ve gone from “basic humanimal interaction” to “AHHH TOUCHING MY ARMS OR BACK ANYWHERE INDICATES A DESIRE TO RAPE ME AND ANYWHERE ELSE IS A MURDER ATTEMPT”
Females not fighting these natural non-sexual symbols of domination will therefore react positively, while a kool-aid dunker will recoil in horror.

Here’s the underlying point of why headpats work and what they signal. When dealing with women, what you say barely matters. Having to “say exactly the right thing with the right line crafted down to the very emphasis of each expertly chosen word” is the exact opposite of reality. Most of the time you’ll say something to a woman and can ask her to quote you at some later point and she’ll miss the quote entirely. What she will relate, with perfect precision for the rest of her life, is that there was an interaction between you and her, all the circumstances of it, and how it made her feel. If she recalls what you said, it will be a feelings-based paraphrasing of what was actually said and not factually accurate. What actually matters is:
Abstract (Distilled) Meaning:
This is what your words can be emotionally concluded to mean after having been run through the female processor that basically strips them of their overt meanings. Whether you intend a subtext or not, one will be assigned, intentional or not, so you had better just carefully pick one from the get-go. This is why you’ll see those cases where a man will say something seemingly benign and she’ll respond “…You don’t like me? :(” This is also why criticism must be extra-carefully crafted to include a positive subtext. Also, consider your letters growing increasingly large, because the last thing you say will be what lodges into her mind the most.
Something like, “You forgot the salt, but that you would make me lunch MEANS SO MUCH TO ME,” as opposed to, “Thanks for lunch but you FORGOT THE SALT.” The difference between a cheery, “Oh, haha, sorry!” before she gravitates on the fact SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO YOU

It starts with a comforting, gentle pressure on the top of your head. Just as you start to feel the warmth of his hand seep through your hair, his fingers tense slightly and press against your sensitive scalp, sending little tingles through your face and down your spine. This alone would be comforting, but then his hand starts to move, pressing the flat of his broad palm down while his fingers mischievously part and disrupt the strands wherever they pass. The pressed hair tugs against your scalp while the disturbed hair wiggles against it a little. Your carefully-bushed hair is being mussed, but you find yourself not minding–it’s too comforting, and besides, you feel completely safe. As his hand drags back and forth, catching a slightly different bit each time, you occasionally find a happy sigh leaking from your lips without you knowing it. When he’s finished and lifts his hand away, the feeling lingers for a moment, then it slowly drains away. You miss it. Your hair’s mussed up–you should fix it. But for some reason you don’t, nor do you think about it again. Perhaps, somewhere inside, you want to keep the reminder of his touch upon you.
That’s a headpat.

Didn't I say we where starting slow?

Yeah, you're right.

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And continue slow too by the likes of it.

Where's the yiff?

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god damn it that formatting is impossible to read

Do you rike it?

Yep.

Get help immediately.

No sire not at all!

Here’s a direct link for added autism when the score stops being hidden: reddit.com/r/Games/comments/4wirgc/star_citizen_development_controversy/d67txf2

i just skimmed through this one to see what your deal is, looks like it has a few good frames actually

i don't care much for NTR and super rapey stuff, but i'm not so proud to deny when they draw something hot in there

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He's right though. Two-column formatting is obviously the superior choice with blocks like those, especially when you have a wide screen.

Too bad, because I like it. Please post more.

Not in tonight's schedule.

If you have any suggestions as to how to do that on a FUCKING CHAN, I’d love to hear them, nigger.
If you’re full-screening your browser this side of 2001, you are too stupid to be allowed to use the Internet. Full screen is only acceptable on resolutions of 1024x768 and lower.

See you next thread then. And the next. And the next after that etc.

Rike it yet?

It's a work of art.

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I'll fuck your mom and give you a little brother user!

no

I wanna receive headpats.

Saved!

See you next thread then.

This makes me feel funny.

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Remember user: Headpats will always prevail.

Aw c'mon, how can we have a lol thread and no yiff?!

I guess .swfs are extra broken now

UNTIL YOU RIKE IT

user while most of what you write here is correct, you go on praising the japs too much.
Their man-woman interactions are just as fucked as ours, if not more, but they are fucked in a different way.

They have been since a good while, where have you been user.

I justa dontu rike it, I RAKE IT.

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the deepthroat scene was pretty good i'll give it that, rest wasn't that great, to many motion lines and text effects during the actual sex

Jontron took the picture right

There's a history on reddit?

Alright alright, I've got something special. Just for you.

They’re copypastas, but I get your point. If anime is any indicator (it’s most likely more a stereotype than 1:1, yeah?), the ability of Japanese men and women to speak with one another is COMPLETELY FUCKING BANJAXED, which is absolutely, in part, the reason for their demographic crisis.

Thank you for your contribution.

This has no place here, deviant.

It's a great story overall. I love part 2 and 3 plus the epilogue.

I hate you

Click a username of a poster.

It was before Grumps was a thing.

fuck it. start damping kemono bara doujins

I know.

I like rape but only rarely, its never good unless its a certain kind
But I hate monster shit. Orcs are the niggers of that realm. and Elfs are just are cancerous. Always love some pure Lolis.

Yes, everyone can see everyone else’s posts. All of them.

That’s how Reddit operates. It’s a marxist-created website designed to push the hegelian dialectic of the left. Deviance from their desires is shown through downvotes, which, if you get enough of them, PREVENT YOU FROM POSTING ENTIRELY (9 minute timer) until you change what you say so that you’re upvoted again. That’s the PURPOSE of the site–to control the context of every conversation.

The ability to see everyone’s history means that any time truth is posted that a leftist can’t insult his way around or ignore, they just go to the comment history, find something unrelated from a year ago, and dismiss the current comment based on that.

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WAIT!

This shit better be straight sex and have absolutely nothing to do with farting, shit, piss or any other shitty fetish!!!

Every thread.

Get back to pre-school you little fag

bullying animu girls is cute you faggot, fuck off!

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Every thread. Until you rike it.

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user stop!

THIS IS GAY!

this is worse than the context any day

Do you think you can handle this?

Welp

Too late nigga
FULL STEAM AHEAD

You just can't appreciate art my man.

LOL

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At least have the courtesy to dump it friendo.

TIME FOR LIZARD DICC

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Wait does anyone have that Squid girl doujin and dont mind dumping it here;where that spikey haired guy gave her a ring or neckless or something then she became his slave or what ever

Quads

That's actually very impressive on how elaborate it is

Thus marks an end to this evening's programming.

The one where he eats her?

My point is you might as well be posting vanilla. Are you legitimately from reddit ?

Ban this filth.

Nigga I ain't done yet

Just lean back and enjoy the NTR my boy.

EVERY THREAD!

Is it a juggalo comic?

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What kind of face is that?

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Go home Louie

FUCK

Read at your own peril

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Wew lad

2D=/=3D

theres definitely stuff with better composition out there, even in the NTR/rape fields

snek face

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Are you a cuck

Looked at the best rated pokemon pics on e621, did you?

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

As I said, until you rike it.

What? No.

Come relieve your agitation, big bones~

calm down skeleton

Don't spook me please.

Boo

Not exactly, i have the swf since ever, but alas i can't post it here.

sorry about that, i forgot to spoiler

gangbang orc rape doujins are always kind of the same and the physique of orcs takes up too much panel space and the dialogue is always like a fucking sports anime where you have to get a play by play for every dick the girl takes so the panels just get covered in text.

at that point you might as well just read an erotic novel unless you're in there for the orcs ass

I miss swfs.
And Latex.

A!

I like both books and the uglier the males, the more humiliating the sex. So that is why I love this story.

I miss Bourbon house.

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What a degenerate.

Yah that one

I'll post it later.

lol threads have always been a mixed bag you newfag.

kogasa is for hugs and lots of love!

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This guy knows it.

what's the original video on the background?

Wow, what a sicko. :^)

OK OP, that comic was pretty spot on.

Jesus fuck man, stop with this cuck shit, it's making me very ANGRY

Superior doujinshi coming through

Sure, "angry".

Yeah, angry, not everyone's a cuck like you.

The art style in this always looked western to me.

Don't worry, there is still the epilogue so you don't have to stop fapping yet.

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that's some serious cuckery

Nah, they still have the pointy anime chins, unlike the SU face that most western stuff uses.

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did charmeleon really look this retarded in fr/lg?

I guess Ive just forgotten

what a world we live in

Yeah whatever,but answer honestly, are you a cuck, why do you like this kind of thing?

Why won't this despair make Lute go Lich mode? Isn't this how death knights and shit are made?

jesus that was fucking retarded

nice spoiler cuckfag

It's a rom hack that fattens up pokemons.

Nope, I just like it. Don't want a girlfriend, and I would want her for myself.

Never played Ragnarok online, so I dunno.

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Yeah it took my like three tries.

Makes sense, then. Remember to separate reality from fiction or else you might end up like C. K.

sauce, please?

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Oh don't worry, I'm an S not an M.

FIN

get out newfag

He means his dick.

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had a few good panels but mostly the same as any other rape/NTR

i think the composition was mostly terrible, makes me think the artist isn't very confident with his work so a lot of it is hidden and covered with text and effects

I posted the whole thing fam. I dont know about the rest of the sauce.

I can't enjoy porn unless it has lots of text. I need that juicy story my man. I also like the part where all the other girls were brought in a captured.

You….. I remember you……

I would hope so.

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heres some on the house in a couple different flavors

I don't get it. These are all just pictures of pandas?
thanks fam

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What a cute 2hu.

Suffering

You. I won't bully you.

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You are one obnoxius nigger

It's guro, context doesn't really matter

Why do you link me to a panda? :^)

Because panda's are cute
Just like you

STOP
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD

What are you talking about? I just said that he was cute. I didn't mean anything by it other than he looks nice.

That would have actually made the movie a thousand times better.

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That's a lie and we both know it

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tfw 1 image too long

Yeah, i suffer too.
**Though you could have just imported a few cookies and be done with it tho.

mein fetish

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fug

I thought that making more than 3 posts of NSFW stuff was a bannable offence

gay?

What do you mean?

MODS CONFIRMED CUCKS

LOL threads are a fucking no-mans land

just register on the "legal" site, then import every cookie to exhentai's cookies and voila.

I thought you could post nsfw as long as you spoilered it

You mean on nhentai or what?
I have been using sadpanda for years now without the plugin

You can, the rule's there to stop people from spamming threads with spoiled porn in an attempt to derail.

I hope to god that guy who posts that sextoy comic doesn't show up.

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That's an odd way to say "Please post that sextoy comic"

At least post new ones if you're going to use the same stale memes.

Sadpanda is easy.
The sekri club is not.

What other non vidya things are considered Holla Forums culture?

I'm not going on that site, I just posted them to piss off 5c1140

Berserk and Star Trek threads.

off the top of my head stuff like LOL, 4am, Friday-night motherfucker, and deep-sea (granted those seem to have phased out) all seem to get a free pass

waifu-wedsday is like those, but anyone who supports that can fuck off. its just a circlejerk that consistently overstays its welcome (somehow lasting up to friday sometimes) and mark let it slide cuz those autismos had video game waifus.

but the "steam thread friends" were the same shit as the waifu-wedsday threads and they got kicked the fuck out

Jojo

Man this comic is true to life at times.

Remember kid, when a girl says she wants to play house, just run away and tell an adult.

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How has there been no porn of this yet?

Chris-chan threads

There was, and plenty.

God dammit, I guess SOMEONE has to go do it.

I dont get why you fags use this shit mto dderail threads. im 100% sure fags here fap to that kind of shit .

Delete this

Friday night is okay , and atleast a little bit more vidya related. You post about your shit and people reply and vice versa. It's a good way to start conversations.

why would you do that

wow user, you deserve death!

i quite enjoy friday night threads, and indulge in the occasional 4am thread

You can't stop me.

You know, despite how angry people get when these are posted, I honestly cant get mad at them. It just seems like people who really like sex toys and fetish shit

Are trying to kill everyone on this board.

I post something good now

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Honestly, I dont get angry at OJST – I get angry at how its posted every time, its a lazy shortcut.

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LOL

It's more to do with the fact that it tries too hard, the entire contents are just shilling for fetishes/toys, and the author is incapable of writing anything that isn't tl;dr.

some one post the cheese one

What did they mean by this?

there's lots of shit I cant tolerate, but literal shit fetish ain't one
the fact that it's a giantess makes it even more horrible

They don't make me angry, they fill me with utter disgust. More than anything it's the artstyle but the terrible degeneracy and dysfunction on display certainly doesn't help.

That you're happier if you just go with the flow, no matter how bad it may be.
Unhappyness comes not from bad things happening to you, but from you reacting badly to them.

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pokemon go was a mistake

I'm actually that guy.I was gonna post more of that comic but Holla Forums won't let me.That and beat me to the punch.

I used to care about that shit but then I realized we are on a site that has /cuteboys/, /furry/, /erp/, and /abdl/ all on the front page. Getting angry about degeneracy is disingenuous when you cant even remove it from yuor own back yard.

Do you have pictures of the author and the people he's depicting?
If he already draws them kind of ugly, he must be even worse in real life.

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well that's weird

Here you go

Filename threads

My main issues with it are the absolutely disgusting art style, the obsessive need to make everyone ugly for the sake of "body positivity" or "inclusiveness" and the fact that every other comic is designed to shill the free artisan dildos or retro-vintage butt plugs they get from their portland buddies.

Was Portlandia a documentary after all?

The concept isn't bad, but the execution is garbage. They don't do anything near objective reviews of the toys and just shill anything they get, plus they have an obsession with guest comics that aren't about the subject and shitty art.

She got a faceful of test during pregnancy.

But user, being fit requires you to actually try and apply yourself, and that's sexist.

ululating cry of humor

Someone post the shit eating grin from assigned male when they're on the phone.

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You don't understand spending an hour in the gym every three days doing some 5x5 workout is literally impossible!

Fucking hell, you give this man a machine that literally hands out free blowjobs and the first thing that comes to his mind is "I bet the disabled would find this useful."

What is wrong with these people?

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HAHA

Guess.

He is a big boy now

Virtue signaling.
Without signalling their high morality to others, they're nothing.
They probably never actually did anything to help disabled people, but hey, if they write about it it's the same. Or better, because that way everyone can think what an awesome human being he/she/whatever is

No one can read broken links.

the link isn't broken, you just are a newfag

what's the original?