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I'm trying to find the picture I'm thinking of but yeah there's a group of pokemon that get together and discuss pokepolitics.

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Fucking finally.

So this shows pokemons stances and allegiances with each other. The Swords of Justice is basically just a fucking insurgent group, Landorus doesn't stand by his brothers Thundurus and Tornadus, essentially the conflict group opposes the connection group and they have their own intenrnal political battles.

And then of course the deities who have a fairly extensive lore of politics and allegiance.

Instead of pokemon being creatures that inhabit the world it's become this huge Game of Thrones type shit

DESTROYED

No it isn't. Every pokemon there is based on some mythological figure and thus have analogous lore to that figure.

The only 'political' pokemon would be the Tao trio because the two brothers ruled Unova, and the Swords of Justice being leaders of a human vs pokemon war.

And besides each pokemon's lore is isolated to their trio/duo/group there's very little interaction between them otherwise, with Super-ancient trio and the Gen 6 legends in theory being related somehow.

They may not have explained the lore but logically we can conclude that humans and connection group are political enemies of the conflict group (except Darkrai really).

The fact that pokemon even has a fucking deity hierarchy structure is stupid enough, and pokemon having ideological alliances with other pokemon is also stupid.

>implying mew isn't the seed of life that was planted on earth by arceus

literally a sperm

But these 'human' and 'connection' groups are not part of the lore. at no point does darkrai interact with the weather djinns nor do their M.O.s match each others in any way to imply that they are 'allies' in fact it straight up says that Thundurus and Tornadus hate each other and fight constantly which is why they are trouble for people.

i want to dump mew porn but i don't have many mew porn pics to dump

gotcha covered

what about red gyrados?

And another thing there's not only a lot missing from these pokemon, but also Team Rocket did not create Mewtwo, at least not in the games.

Not legendary. Just an evolved shiny Magikarp. The in-game one was forced to evolve by the radio waves.

goldeen

You know I hate the name they gave Barbaracle in the US version. The foreign names sound cooler.

Meanwhile we just got a "dude mispell Barnacle and make that its name lol"

It's an amalgam of "barbaric" and "barnacle."
Learn english, nigger

Still a shit name

Then why not fucking call it Barbaricle. That at least rolls off the tongue.

Mew wasn't just planted on Earth. Mew is clearly from space, since there are many pokemon from space. Mew is the first species of Pokemon. Which means it had to evolve (in real terms, not pokemon terms) into all other pokemon, but there are still some around today that are still the same species as when the first of their kind were created. But then there are all those god pokemon who existed at the dawn of time. So the only way for this to work is for Mew to have been the first pokemon created, even before Dialga. Dialga created time, so "time" doesn't exist yet. So Mew is created and evolves (real evolves) into all the creator pokemon, and the last one to be evolved is Dialga, so then time exists. And before some autists gets mad about shit happening before time exists, this is standard religion/mythology stuff. Arceus created Dialga before Dialga existed, so it's not like this is the only instance of this in Pokemon.

Now the problem with everything I've said is that Arceus still existed before Mew. But I know at least in Gen IV and V you can never actually catch Arceus, not even in an event, since the event where you got the item to catch him never happened. You can only be given Arceus by Nintendo, a council of creators who live outside the pokemon multiverse and created it all.

It's one of the very few Pokemon with better Nipponese names than English ones. Most of the Nipponese names are shit like "rat" "thunder" "thunders" (not a duplicate and unrelated species) "big rot" or other crap.

Does it have a funny face user?