Xkcucked

Liberal Weenie that Randall was I still mostly enjoyed his webcomic for the last decade or so. Fuck that nigger.

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Achewood is better.

xkcd was always goony beardman humor, and he cucked out before cuck was even a popular insult.


Crispy Stellas are a patrician's beverage.

Alright.
Seriously, how could you say "no" to those two stick figures with blank faces holding each other's… sticks…

First day without your training-modem?

Guess you missed this one if today pissed you off

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It's always been shit.

isxkcdshittytoday.com/

That website is a thing for a very good reason.

The only webcomic worth shit.

They have the same issue Zyklon Ben has.

Here is an original.

Jesus talk about cognitive dissonance. Mill as a utilitarian would be unopposed to wiping these Marxist fuckwits out because it would have the most positive benefit to the most amount of individuals, Randall is a fucking retard who needs to stick to le fanny math memes.

Didn't he use to be a Ron Paul lolberg? I stopped giving him clicks after he shilled for Hill, so I can't go back and check.


By God, user, those extended dubs mean you're right! Randall Monroe is a fierce champion of National Socialism who has been suppressed by the Jewish-controlled press! It is our responsibility to share his original works with the world!

That image is an edit.

The quintessential left argument to win all arguments against altruistic whites, Jews use it all the time. I wish I could have altruism like when I was younger but between shitskins and Jews I'm pretty tapped out to care.

I would ask to prove it. I would then state I don't care they can man up and improve or be in pain. Also I didn't know xkcd was this cucked :

Masterful then, because I could easily see him writing that without a hint of irony

Lolbergs are all liberals by definition. The destruction of the Commons as a violation of human "freedoms" and the promotion of limitless Individualism in the name of ennobling degeneracy and worship of the Self is radically, radically liberal.

It should come as a surprise to no one when Lolbergs use far-left arguments or start embracing special snowflake variations of anarchy. They aren't radicalizing to reach these points. They were always standing there.

That's why you don't let Jews write your political theory for you.

You still have to go back Holla Forums but
"And every man did what was right in his own eyes"

Webcomics are all shit. They're just thinly veiled propaganda vehicles and ego strokers for their inevitably lefty artsy creators.

/blogpost

Back when computers were important, before Ubuntu went sysd apeshit, I was close to the Ubuntu team. Went to a con, and met this guy giving a talk on zombies no less. Circa 2006? 7? Dear god, how long ago was that…

He fancied himself a space science guy. As an engineer already quite pissed the conference was way less than my least expectations, I didn't get the impression he was even one. Sure strutted around as if he was though. He rode the wave of 'geek nerd / Google Do-No-Evil euphoria' stuff from back then. His zombie plan was terrible.

His comic really is a reflect of him. Problem is, some people never improve or get out of "stupidly green behind the ears" phase. I would regard him as a clone of the baby boomer generation in mentality, just several generations too late to capitalize on NASA.

Literally gas yourself, newfag.

That's a fitting description of most people.

Stahp punching to the right!!!1! Why do you evil purity-spiralling Natzees always attack our based lolberg allies? They're on the same side!

Julius Evola got it right when he said that individualism is at the root of all degeneracy. If you live for your race, your race will prosper. If you live only for yourself, your race will die.

Yes, I see your sarcasm.
Everyone is to the left of Holla Forums, therefore we can punch anyone we please.

People have the shittiest taste.

1) Cyanide and happines is the only good webcomic.
2) Electric Retard was great while it lasted.
3) Red Pannels is sort of good too.

If you ever even remotely enjoyed something else, you were wrong and should repent.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.
Should be stated anytime (((Jew spawns))) are involved.

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Red panels was never good.

Agreed.

That said, Randall is not even for himself. Which a worse problem. He was (past tense, when I met him) a mopy emo kind of guy. Lofty ideas of community, which were quite framed in Failed Female State. He might go as far as to cut his dick off – that level of white knight.

Maybe he's different now. Not likely that different, given sporadic doodles of his that pop up now and then.

Damn beta mind set, using god powers to facilitate stuffing female holes. To be for himself at minimum would be an improvement from -that-.

Matters of blood and soil are collectivist by nature. The only aspect of man that is naturally individualist is the spiritual aspect, which man must alone wrestle with in the privacy of his own soul. Salvation, damnation, and oblivion are all personal affairs that you alone are solely responsible for. In all matters material, however, Individualism is simply an excuse to smash down and tear apart the hierarchies and orders in pursuit of personal vanity and profit. Live for today and only for yourself, at the expense of tomorrow and your neighbors and brothers.

It is no coincidence that Lucifer is so frequently worshiped, both implicitly and explicitly, in the postmodern era. The "Lightbearer" was the original individualist, and the "Enlightenment" he brings is as much as lie as the secular salvation it promises. Worship of the self is a catastrophic error in spiritual judgement. It is not an Illumination, but a darkening and a regression.

People don't need health insurance. Only fatasses and dysgenic mutants do.

They're not "progressives" though which is a significant difference. Rather go with than authoritarianism, sorry.

They offer no resistance and preach no solution to progressiveness, while simultaneously decrying and attacking those who do resist and offer real functional solutions. In a world where Lolbergs rule, progressives can take over with effectively zero resistance, and often with significant internal aid.

You are quite right, they are not progressives. They are something much worse: collaborators.

pbf was good from time to time

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Do you ever read your own words and perhaps consider the fact you need to tone down your hyperbole? Also libertarians are not a monolith. Do you seriously think the Ron Paulites voted for Shillary instead of Trump? Answer me that one. Because if you say Shillary, you're stupid. A lot of libertarians who associated their selves with the Tea Party were the ones who thrust Trump into office.

user you can't just leave it at "his zombie plan was terrible". Tell me more DLC please.

It would be hilarious if there was a comment about why as rollover text

99% of webcomics are really gay and pozzed or just plain unfunny. Xkcd is no exception. Also,
Is that really the best they got? Like, they couldn't even go into detail about how it would hurt people? Gee it's almost like they have no idea what they're talking about and are just virtue signalling.

Am I the only one who found the title text of that header (it has one) hilarious too?


What the fuck. This implies that if I click that link, I do that because I already want to follow with Randall's political suggestion *even though I have literally just admitted that I have no clue what it is about*. It's like saying 'if you want to endorse us but you don't know our political programme, you can read it here'. That's not how it works. First you read, and only then you decide if to do something.

To be fair this this, it's sort of right. Nobody can disagree with the 14 words but 88 takes time which is why CIAniggers attached the two. 1488 is their shit meme but still everybody needs to get to 88 in the end and the do soon enough just ramp up the leftist insanity.

Nobody needs health insurance. Insurance is one of the greatest scams every invented.

Insurance companies only exist to create profit. They do not work to help people get the health care they need, they simply exist as a financial middle-man the same way HMOs did.

Get rid of them all and design the system around ensuring people get the care they need instead of forcing people to pay through the nose to get treatment.

i'm not super familiar with C&H but I've seen a few comics that gave me a good chuckle.
but isn't the author of it a lefty?

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This guy gets it. Everything you wrote is beautifully worded. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Go to Holla Forums and/or Holla Forums and you will discover the truth about XKCD

>>>/4chan/
is that way.

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qhat you be is a cuckchanner

Sometimes I want to save a folder of the worst xkcds, but then I recoil at the prospect of having to actually read them.

Apathy to progressivism IS progressivism. You're retarded.

damn, I can feel the virtue signaling nu-male emanating from that text. he must be swimming in fat positive, gender studies course major poon for penning that shit.

This is obviously an edit, but it can be defeated as follows: If you do not believe your life is more valuable than others–either an individual or a whole group–then sign your organ donor card, drive to a hospital, and blow your fucking brains out RIGHT NOW, because otherwise you're a hypocrite.

If there's any confusion, that's not the original. The original is just as bad.

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Wow. No wonder you got dubs. That pic really opened my eyes over how a cuck thinks. If I may. . .

I think these people (I'm referring to non-Jews and random libshits, of course) genuinely believe that eating poison is a moral act if only there existed some felcific calculus in which a random nigger child can live a longer life because of it. So great is the liberal's ego, he thinks that he has the right to make moral decisions as if he was sate upon a throne on Olympus, rather than living down in the mud with the rest of us pigs.

In other words, the typical liberal cuck thinks he's too good for racialism or Volk-preference. He thinks that he's too smart and well educated to waste his time on false consciousness like Marx said race is. He thinks he's on the side of the angels, and so he makes the kind of dispassionate value assessments that an alien of superior intelligence might when sitting in judgment over humanity. In this worldview, a marriageable white girl is no more or less valuable than a crippled African nigger with AIDS, who wants to spread Islam to Europe on the tip of his dick. To our liberal, all of the people of the world are just ants scurrying around, and he loves us all equally, which is why he's willing to descend to our plane and get nailed to a cross for our sins.

Maybe worst of all, he will do all of this with a smug-as-fuck expression, as if eating potentially poisonous Skittles makes him a better human being than a sane person who won't take the risk, or who values his kin more than distant strangers who threaten his home.

I see several flaws here:
1) XKCD isn't eating the Skittles; he's demanding I eat them, along with my white daughter.
2) The noble savages he loves so much don't appreciate his affection for them, and there's no way even a semi-domesticated American nigger would risk a pint of blood for your average white European, let alone some Afro-nigger from the trees. As for those Afro-niggers themselves, he must not have ever met one, because they'd laugh at a white man eating poison for them; just as they laugh when they rape a missionary cuck.
3) There never comes a point when there are no more poison Skittles. Instead, a clever Jew sees that a market has opened for poisoned Skittles, and he starts marketing poisoned Skittles until that's all that's on the shelf.

These people are not just misguided; they are actively (if not always consciously) malicious toward normal people. I think I have a much more detailed picture of their philosophy now. Thanks, user. May you achieve glory on the DotR!

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Don't care if it is an edit. It rings so fucking true that I felt the scales dropping from my eyes.

You may want to check again. The second one was made after election day.

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To be perfectly honest, what he said is more like If you live for an idea, your race will prosper. Unless of course you missed the first 300 pages or so of Revolt.

Look at how brave this cunt is, using emotional platitudes to justify the locust swarm overtaking the world around him, for he knows he won't have to take a single one in. It's intellectually dishonest cretins like these that need to be used as fuel for the ovens.

It's not completely different from many other anti-war comics and has a slow, shitty release schedule, but I can get the "WORDSWORDSWORDS" criticism.

Is Oglaf shit? Their SFW ones are generally decent

goatkcd.com/archive/sfw

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Your thread is ten years late, faggot.

sage

I had a very similar thoght, but you distilled it better then I could. thanks user.

I knew a guy back in high school that was really into xkcd and a lot of similar webcomics. He was Jewish. He ended up moving across the country to become a programmer in San Francisco. His dad sold drugs and her sister was the village slut and was rumored to have fucked a dog.

his sister* fugg

You have shit taste.

i did not know that, just had that in my folder for ages. have some fedora gentlemen instead.

polite sage