Dead Or Alive

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I only looked at the words in bold and i actually thought all of those points instead of

>BRING ON THE MEN Fuck that gay shit But beta virgin tumblristas would probably like that

would actually improve the game and make it more bearable. I would probably play it if it was an actual video game instead of a booby watching simulator.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG

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i was referring to the image you stupid cunt

dont ever speak to me like that or ill plop of monster cock on my monitor and make you suck my dick through the internet

Bring it to xbox, where the original games were

OP is a fucking slowpoke

THE DUBS COMMUNITY?

I'm real scared

This, i have the 2nd one with the nude patch, damn good.

archive.is/Dk7kX

So its some faggot who writes about bullshit and uses "lol who cares I'm not being serious" as a cop-out for whenever someone calls him out for saying something retarded. No reason to discuss this then.

Has there been any word of new game to this series?

My benis is interested to see if they can fix they arr rook the saem complex+would serve as a boost for some new 3dpd-pr0n. Most shit with the best grills from Tina to Mila is way too old and such looks like shit. not that Marie has that much decent stuff going on too despite being new character tho

All of these are just 'This game should be deeper that way when someone accuses me of being a perverted weeb I can bounce back by saying it's really about the deep volleyball dynamics'. What a weenie. Just say you like Kasumi's heaving chest.

Marie Rose looks horrified that somebody else is eating her pokky stick

Are those real people or video games? Why do they look like fucking plastic and where are the lighting?

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Got more?

Who cares

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Quick question, does anyone actually like Pocky? It's the blandest shit I've ever had.

Of course, wouldn't you be if someone was stealing your snacks?

Dude I love eating Pocky

Though to be honest the box is usually gone within the hour

Pocky is shit compared to the vastly superior yan yan.

But in terms of sweets, there are much better ones to be had.

Realistically I doubt that'll happen. There's no more Itagaki to make odd calls like that, and the Xbone died in Japan, I doubt even the Slim will save it since it doesn't seem to have the SHMUP/VN appeal that carried the 360. Or JRPGs like Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey

My weebfriend once got me a box as a souvenir and they were really mediocre but then again im spoiled by how great the chocolates and cookies are in Northern Yorop.

I can see how someone might love them if they've only eaten American "chocolate" though… never again, that shit's disgusting as fuck.

DoA5 can still be milked for a bit longer, its one of the best fighting games on the market but the tits straight up scare off most players. Its sad since its easily the best 3d fighter on the market

I wouldn't be surprised if Mei wasn't the last DLC fighter, they tend to be pretty successful/good characters even if you rarely see em online.

FUCK the PC port though, I would have given half of Holla Forums a copy of the game by now if theyve given proper lobbies

Where do they even sell that shit

Marketing is a hell of a drug

Because it appeals to weebs?

You could probably find it in asian supermarkets. But even then its a lot more common place, I saw them in my local grocery store in the asian food isle. Or it was the snack isle, can't remember.

How great is Yurop chocolate in comparison to American chocolate? You got me curious.

That looks good man.

It's fantastic, anywhere you can find pocky you'll find yan yan and hello panda which is way fucking better than the dry waxy crusted shit sticks that is pocky.

Shits big in asia since low fat snack and weeaboos a plenty, its easy to pick up on the supplier side and their always be teenagers who just getting into weeb shit. If not your asian immigrants your silly white kids

Cheap as fuck to stock, always sells.

There's a world market store where I first bought them in my hometown.

If you have a Safeway or Walmart nearby they sell it there.

Obviously great, especially milk chocolates and we also have quite the selection of various chocolate bars instead of mars/snickers shit everywhere.
Not to the extent and crazy flavors like Japs have but i've found most choc-bars to work well.

I've tried Hersheys, those peanut butter cup thingys and some other merican choc-bars that i cant remember right off the bat and found them going from shit to meh.
Most chocs you burgers have dont seem to have any actual flavor in them other than just being sweet, sweet and yet again sweet though those pb-cups werent bad apart from the chocolate used in them.

As an American I've yet to have American chocolate that I'd buy again.

Fortunately in most places I can at least find Cadbury.

Best chocolate in the world is Belgian imo.

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Aaw yeah, shame about not being that poorfag-friendly but better to buy small box of those than several crappy mars-bars and still be left with that ache.

It's a memesnack.

If you like the concept of pocky but are generally unfulfilled with it, Pirouette is where it's at. It's like pocky if it were upscaled for adults. Pocky is the Gerber baby version.

My nigga, that's a great snack.

Whittaker's is best chocolate.

The most obvious answer is that adding male models, meshes, textures, art design, clothing models, animations, and voices costs A LOT OF MONEY. Why not exclude the audience who won't buy it?

They were selling them in a movie theater near my house. I wish I was kidding but they had some boxes for sale in the concession stand.

Mai from KOF will fix DOA5!

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I would be pretty pissed of too if some bitch starting eating my snacks without permission.

costume destruction/slipping mods fixed it for me but that works too

BEAT UP THE SINGLES COMMUNITY.

final version? looks generic to me. isn't her boobs supposed to be much bigger?

guessing it is. probably doesn't matter as someone will mod them to whatever size

Marie looks cuter with black hair.

its because she looks more asian that way and not "totally a swede look at that blonde hair"

where did you get that mod?
tried googling it once but gives no results, just a few videos.

I've never seen an Asian with blue eyes.

more asian, not completely

i got it from this mega mod pack some chink compiled early on in modding then updates broke it and i had to extract the costumes i wanted from it and make my own mega mod pack
i uploaded it a while back and posted the link to /hgg/, still works mega:///#!aVcXnRqA!hEltKAA93emMK69iurSNGHjmITTdNst7ym6xyVhFBUo

this kills the thread

Happy?

putting high quality textures on doa girls sends them straight into uncanny valley for me

Wow. That's gold

I think you mean diamonds

Try Mens' Pocky, faggot

u wot m8 thats just a choc-dip it aint no chink fucking shite, fancy a chinnin lad?

real mens chocolate is a yorkie bar you pillock, not stuffing a dick shaped object in your gob

Will best girls ever be in DOAX3?

Never ever. At best Lei Fang will probably make it in as DLC.

Whats the difference?

I fucking hate women.

I hope she does.

I wish Koei Tecmo could just cut the shit and release an official Dead or Alive hentai game. I mean, I got my uses out of Xtreme 3, but for how much of a grindfest it is, the pay-off could be a lot better.

Realistically that wouldn't happen, no console manufacturers would allow it and we all know KT could give a fuck less about doing a good PC port.

I tried some pocky when I was in Thailand and they where great. I have never tried the ones that are sold in manga shops though, too expensive.

Pocky is for fags, Umaibo and kinako sticks are for real men. Shit's fucking umai, yo.

its just fucking cheetos in a different shape you weaboo faggot

HURR DURRR IT EXCLUDES FANS THAT AREN'T FANS.

These fucking morons.

Well if you get the fucking cheeto flavour, yeah. But umaibo flavours almost all taste exactly like they're supposed to, and there are like a billion flavours. Corn tastes like actual corn on the cob, pizza tastes like frozen pizza, etc.
They're like the "gourmet jelly beans" of puffed corn snacks.

The image is a still image, there is no video of that.

Let me help you, fam.

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D-do you want more?

No.

It was only a matter of time till Louis CK came.

All Japanese candy is shit-tier in regards to taste, due to importation costs resulting in low sugar and cocoa content. The single redeeming quality of Japanese candy is that it's fun.

If any of you filthy weabs actually delude yourselves into thinking it tastes good, you should probably kill yourselves. Especially with Anime putting such an emphasis on how European and American candy is so superior.

kill yourself you cuckold.

nah

american candy is a different kind of shitty, european is best.
the american stuff might be a lot sweeter than japanese but that's all it is. sweet. overly sweet. They just toss as much sugar in that bitch as possible and call it a day. european stuff has some subtleness to the flavors.

You don't enjoy it though, you're just pretending to enjoy it because its muh Nippon
If it came from the US you would think it was tasteless garbage (which it is)

Compelling point, friend.

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They're objectively bad.

Don't worry about it goy.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I dip those sesame flavored biscuits into that strawberry cream.

What reason for enjoying a dry, dull biscuit coated in chalky, tasteless 'chocolate', other than the fact that it's from Japan?

Basically, making a product that targets males is a sin and worse than Hitler these days.

Hmm.. That's a pretty perplexing question.

How is it even remotely possible that someone on this planet may enjoy something you don't find enjoyable? I mean, is such a thing even possible?

I'm black and I can say those niggers are too dark, don't they have some other pool of models to pick from?

I'll take what I can get, gotta make a folder eventually.

keep choosing processed garbage when you can get sweets from any other country that uses actual ingredients not just flavors, except they wont have hiragana on the box so you choose not to

fucking pleb

none.

Can't believe there's still some of you pavement apes still lurking around on Holla Forums.

There's so much selection. So much variety. And you refuse to even try them because of your hatred for a country. It's amazing.

I though people loved Japan.

Holy shit, oriental groceries tend to have far cheaper produce and massive bags of rice for far cheaper. If I end up going to one they have all kinds of eastern snacks and I don't think yan yan is half bad for what it is.

You can enjoy something from Japan without turning into a weeb you retard.

Pic related apparently every time I crack one open I turn into a ultra-liberal Maoist who carries around a little red book.

The fuck are you talking about?

Have some pure love

guys take your autism to the gamerfuel thread.

this is penis fun happy time thread.

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no worries I got it this time.

I still want to cum inside of honoka.

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You can get the exact same thing from other countries with higher quality ingredients. The only reason you buy them is because they're from grorious nippon.

wow you really are retarded if you consume that

Do you know how much poison enters into Chinese consumables? Like every stage of production there is corruption and ignoring of basic health standards.

fuck off pleb, this is an advanced candy thread

take your 2d waifu shit back to >>>Holla Forums

Do they sell them at the oriental grocery? Like I said I don't go out of my way searching high and low for them, if I stop by the Asian grocery occasionally I grab them. Considering you're the one buying this shitty weeb toys where you sit hunched over mixing retarded shit you're really not in any place to complain about weebs, boyo.

It's Singaporean, I'm not worried.

TN must have loved designing Honoka. Bitch has the biggest rack and and ass out of all the DoA girls.

Calm your agitation, comrade.

this is totally relevant read.

im just glad they started working on the butts more, as much as I love teh cast a lot of them are pretty flat under the belt until DOA 5 and DOAX3.

I love marie rose for starting the trend of more and bigger asses, no idea if the samurai warriors girl and mai will follow the same formula but I hope they do.

But does she have wings?
No.

I run an online shop and often have things made in China. I can confirm that this is absolutely true, the Chinese are utter shits to do business with and constantly lie and try to cheat you at every opportunity. It sucks ass, but at the same time it's so much cheaper to have things made there that it's worth learning how to deal with their bullshit.

Oh, so you're a chink. Never mind then, your opinion is worthless.

You suck user.

I live in a college town surrounded by them and an oriental grocery is practically on every block.

Good luck with being a dumb nigger.

Do females even find male niggers attractive?
Honest question. I can't imagine what might make these fucks seem attractive. Is it just the BBC meme?

fuck you im bored.

if dating sites are to be believed they are only popular with black women.

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Only black women. BBC meme is just a meme, it's not even real. The medical records for average penis size for an African is like 5.5 inches. Louis CK is fuming right now.

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Penis.

Wang pls

I didn't say that at all, I'm just saying you're a dumb nigger.

He's right about you being a dumb nigger, you couldn't even quote him properly.

Nigger confirmed.

Chinks are technically more intelligent on average, but the bell curve of their intelligence is more narrow.

Lmao did someone blow the red whistle? Team Mao assemble!

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I have noticed that actually. Why is that?

This has been debunked countless times. The dumb chinks stay in rural areas and don't go to school, that makes a huge bias for any relatively civilized area where IQ tests are given. Chinks are dumb as shit.

what the fuck is this gay shit?

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Agree entirely with better relationship mechanics a la social sim and better gameplay. I think he's a fag for wanting men in there. Who the fuck does he think the target audience is, besides hetero males (aka the demographic of gamers that is the largest and matters most)?

Also, DoA is fucking stupid. The gameplay is crap and the social sim aspect is shallow as fuck, so the only thing left is tits, which I can see FULLY NUDE in porn. The fuck is the point? Just make the games AO already and go all out with the porn.

I live in a 3rd world shithole so all races are everywhere and from what i've seen all the way to university is that there's always 1 or 2 white girls who racemix with niggers and they're always without a flaw complete sluts who lost their virginity at 12 and with a clinical case of retardation. The supply of niggers or asians being unlimited and nobody thinking too much about it but never touching another race. Niggers either always looked for white wimminz or their own only but i've seen 1 asian guy who dated a white girl.
I don't think it was a conscious decision either because besides people getting bullied everyone came along great but rarely people racemixed. For instance i'm good friends with this mulatto girl and she's also daughter of the only black woman/white guy couple i've seen to date and it was really weird since the woman worked and he stayed at home with his 3 daughters that besides a chocolate milk instead of dirt skin color didn't have any noticeable white traces

WHEN WILL THIS SERIES GROW UP?
WHEN WILL IT HAVE A DEEP STORY AND MALE CHARACTERS?

There's everything of everywhere in this website, only no one notices because we're anonymous

Because hispanics are naturally racist. My mother calls bad drivers chinese pieces of shit and calls my mother a negra casually.
It's part of our culture to be racist so other parts of the internet hate us online and ban us from their websites whenever their pathetic feelings get hurt.

ayy chinga tu madre

from what i saw i thought we were full of BRs
i know i'm one of them
people from shitholes tend to be less pussified, and so less of possible visitors of websites like this give up

Your mother calls your mother negra?

Hispanics are both racist and stupid.

Worth noting that in a lot of latino shitholes, 90% of nicknames are based off insults, and that everyone at some point has a racially tied nickname. We just call people names for the sake of doing that. In Argentina, they even call jews "russians" because they don't give a fuck about calling them whatever they are. A family friend named her son with a turkish name so from now on she was "The Turk", shit like that.

The all feared "casual rasism" of america means shit compared to Spanish racism, and people can notice if they do it because they are racists or just because they call people names because they don't give a fuck.

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Truth to be told, Swiss chocolate is the best chocolate hands down, not even a contest.
Lindt chocolate especially.

I know that and you know that, but weebs will never accept it because it doesn't come from glorious nippon

the japanese fucks they thinkadinka about everything is that how it feels to not be owned by jews?

well that is common sense ain't it? everyone wants swiss chocolate

you could say it was time for toblerone

Guess next time I see some I'll try it out.

Are you retarded? The sameface ended with Dimensions.
If you think they look alike now you should stop using up valuable oxygen.

Isn't toblerone everywhere? I can find it all over the U.S.

Are you fucking retarded?

Its Switzerland, how can they fuck it up

well apparently I am.

I dont care though it was delicious.

>Tfw still no playable HUMAN Alma

Agreed

What, lacked the spine to get something new?

good taste, friend

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I'm not even remotely surprised that this thread is nothing but SFM porn.

Can I request that webm showcasing the characters in DOAX3 without their tops, with some nice beach music playing in the background?

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You mean this?

Despite the name, it's not actually from DOAX3.

Thanks, friend.
…Where's it actually from, then?

I was a young little shit, Besides the chocolate I got wasn't just the small little thing but were these giant versions of toblerone.

+ I figured it was made in switzerland so it would just automatically be better than anything in my home country.

DOA5

Every time.
Then she does that thing with her tongue and you completely forget what you were upset about.

you could've raped yourself a white woman but nooo

I dont want to rape women, I just want to have sex in the missionary position, cum inside and then take responsibility.

all while holding hands

But are you looking into her eyes and telling you love her while you're doing that sick filth?

of course! and then I give her a passionate kiss

Nobody really bats an eye when someone says something racist. It's casual to be racist for hispanics.
Like what this user said we call each other racist shit as names. My grandfather used to be called whitey by everyone he knew as if it was his name.

Does it have a Warning: Not for Fags! label?

I have no fucking idea of what are you talking a about negro conchatumadre

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That haircut is as bad as the "JUST" one.
LMAO

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Does anyone know the name of the song?

Here's some spoonfeeding for you.

Dropped

didn't even notice that, oh well.

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A bit off topic, but not so much. Do Holla Forums knows of a good guide to mod DOA? I'm still confused about how to. I've seem they add destructible clothing to PC, but, how?

the easy way, use a program called autolink (its also the only thing clothing destruction works with) it adds a folder called autolink and then you just add character names in capitals in there and drag and drop costume files in to the characters then you start the game and swap an existing costume for the custom one using the details option in the costume select. then press ctrl+0 to set it as the default costume for that slot

the hard way is making custom dlc which actually adds costumes in new slots and takes more than a couple sentences to explain. there's some tutorials on loverslab

Yeah man, all those Pacific rim countries are just infested with retards in rural areas. Singapore, Taiwan, HK, Japan, S. Korea. Your argument is bogus.

Japan and South Korea both have extensive rural areas.

If a "gaming news" site existed so random Anons could write and send in their own articles, whether they're news, academic pieces, or comedy, would you fags use it?

Lurk more.
This is a designated candy thread fuckboy, go to vp and jack your micropenis over there.

Shouldn't have started the thread with the animes eating the snack bro. This is your fault.

What about the beach and breasts scares you chaim?

Why is human Alma so much hotter than her sister?

Camera doesn't snap off pantsu… FAIL

Why not both chocolate & chicks?

WEW
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I don't mind, more models for me :^)

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im just patiently waiting for mai

it was glorious

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:^)

For you? You are mistaken. ;^)

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more?

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Seriously? What are you, a faggot?

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

It syncs up so beautifully. I-it's perfect.

Not in my state.

the grocery does have really nice strawberry filling cake, though. I can make better with fresh home-made ingredients at home, but it's nice.

Sure is Burch in here.

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SWEDEN YES!

Is there anyway to make skin textures that don't look like plastic or plastic covered in baby oil?

nope
unless you show us how

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I think the real question to be asked is why there's so little of best girl, aka Lady Tengu?

Seriously, I just love her voice and the way she pulls off that stuck-up ancient bitchness

What did she mean by this?

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Why the fuck do people do this? Do they get paid by cucks to make this garbage? Some of these fags even make different versions of the same animation.

I don't know what's more pathetic, PAYING someone for that or getting paid to make that shit.

Paying, for sure. Paying for porn is already pleb tier, but paying for SFM porn is even more pathetic.

I like cock as much as anyone else buy Dead or Alive is a game about boobs, not cocks.

It feels nice when someone posts your work.

Have more marie.

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Make more
pls?

Titties are my shit but you broke rule one of making a thread on an imageboard, never make the image more interesting then the topic of the thread or else through natural course of action the thread will pretty much derail its self.

Those image are all gross so step your game up.

:^)

There's something innately sexy about a woman being exposed, and feeling humiliated and trying to cover themselves up. I wonder if there's some kind of word to describe this. Something much more sexy about it than a woman just not caring and getting railed while screaming OH YES. I think it's this feeling that keeps me coming back to DOAX3.

Saori?

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What did he mean by this?

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Not as much of a mistake as Devil's Third.

He once claimed in an interview the DOA series is his daughter. Adding Marie Rose to the roster was the equivalent of a father introducing Holla Forums to his child.

Some people can't handle perfection.

because she has the biggest butt and that frightens some people

Finally, new porn.
Porn on Holla Forums is my kink.

I can't find this mod anywhere.
Please help.

Neither can I but I want to

>Missing out on delicious warawa because of hangups over ass

Plebs, the lot of them.

inb4 b-but that imperfection only makes the rest of her perfection better

What makes American chocolate shitty compared to European chocolate is the artificial sugar used if I can remember. Pure cane sugar is often used just about everywhere else. I forgot about why it's used instead of pure cane sugar.

In America it's primarily corn syrup because of fucked up business deals with the government that lead to huge subsidiaries for corn growth, meaning we have a fuckton of corn in comparison to everything else we grow in the country, and people needed to find a use for it.

How can the white man even compete?

Exactly.

Lindt is trash tbh.

Theres much better american chocolate. but the top tier is belgium, german, and even polish believe it or not.

i'll take a bar of e wedel over anything lindt has to offer.

faggots that think euro chocolate is better than american probably also think euro beer is better than american beer because you think keystone and budweiser are trash.

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alright, which one of you faggots keeps bumping this thread?

keep up the good work

What stops you?

What do you think he just did?

DOAX3 version has no wings.. therefore NOT perfect

How is the f2p DoA game?

Man this is the part I just can't take for some reason. I'm the kind of person that makes a slutty pawn with a thong in Dragon's Dogma and installed nude mods for every Bethesda game but for some reason even I am put off by this. I think it's just because I only play fighting games with friends and I don't share anything lewd with them. The game looks genuinely fun and I'd love any excuse I can get to play a game that isn't third strike and is actually good for once but this is just too far.

loverslab's doa5 board

You probably buy bars from those two faggot brothers from brooklyn too

What happens is that most players are scared shitless of being judged by others for playing that game

Is the same reason why nobody watches porn in public

Why?

PROFESSIONALS

Costco sells some pretty good fucking Pirouettes, and the containers are perfect for storing Pizzelles (round cookies that are kind of like a thin, crunchy waffle).

Burger beer is fucking ass dude. Drinking American beer is like accidentally shitting in the shower: you're sad and embarrassed but you wafflestomp that shit down because you have to.

why indeed

If anyone plays the free to start version of DoA Xtreme 3, each character is on sale for 891 for the next couple weeks