What game allows me to live a boring horrible life for 25 years and then through slow mental breakdowns eventually kill...

What game allows me to live a boring horrible life for 25 years and then through slow mental breakdowns eventually kill myself with a pistol?

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pick up WallMart worker simulator.

That has the option of taking others with you.

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I was going to recommend the sims but i don't think there's a suicide option

Nice blog. Take it to the avatarfag thread in a few hours.

SO FANNY OP XD

wow what a fucking casual pleb.
Start at 15 at least you fucking faggot.

whatever man I'm just gonna smoke my weed since you guys are no help

Nice blogpost, faggot.

I'm playing it right now

Hold up…. smoking weed? Truly sub human behavior.

dude

Sims 3 with mods.

mods

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Is it Bubba Kush?

I just play smite and drink copious amounts of vodka because I hate myself

Sex with me ;)

Typical.

I once injected 3 entire pots

Not videogames.
Don't blame others for yourself.

Postal?

Daddy gave you good trips.

I'll show you sub-human behaviour *whips out dick*

DUDE CLINICAL DEPRESSION AND SUICIDE LMAO

le ebin "I AM A SHELTERED FUCKING CHILD" meme

gib source

Drugs and other substances that take away your consciousness and make you a slave of your subconscious is a path towards ruin. You are free to dude weed lmao all you want but be aware that you will have less mental control and will be more prone to be influenced by outside stimula and other people's intentions.

Weed is normalfag shit tier drug. Shoot up some heroin like a real man. Or meth has a good rush too, just makes you go certifiable for a little bit

Go to your local bad neighborhood today and pick up a copy of heroin, now half price with purchases over 500$!

There is your problem you.

le ebin "MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME" meme

Shit, if having loving parents means you can't think for yourself or grow as a human being then I guess I shouldn't love my children in the future.


Oh user, I wish I could still be as naive as you are.

WEED

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Uhhh, you okay there buddy?

A pretty dumb excuse, but I can see someone wasting his life away while thinking that and internally believing he is deep and smart.

I'm pretty sure I've done more with my life as it is now that you ever will, user.

If you want to keep deluding yourself and living within systems specifically made to make you think you can control and understand life, sure, go ahead. That's the most pleasant way to do it. Doesn't change the fact that you're no better than a fucking animal.

Cute.

ALCOHOL IS WORSE THAN WEED

dude
weed

Dragon Quest V
It's a horrible life, but not boring, and the stuff that happens to the hero should be enough to mind break any normal man into suicide

DUDE

If you really had achieved something worth a shit, you wouldn't be making such dumb comparisons m8.

Those are your assumptions m8. Tip your natural grown wooden fedora and keep being instinct driven while you waste away.

This is the gayest show i've ever fucking seen

It's literally *the* show for angry nu-males/feminists/millenials who are too much of a pussy to do anything but treat their friends like shit

anti-jokes

HURR ABUSIVE DRUNK GUY xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

cool, I instantly flag anyone who likes rick and morty as an insufferable cunt, and I'm always right with that assessment


It's literally South Park Nu-Male edition

Whatever helps you sleep at night, friendo.

Why, what an autistic thing to say. You wouldn't happen to be projecting, would you?

You wouldn't happen to be answering on instinct for shitposting alone, now would you ?
Or is this some other instictual behavior you thought up ?

Ah, it's the "I'M MAD AS SHIT BUT I'LL POST SMUG REACTION IMAGES AND PARROT THE OTHER GUY, HERE'S HOPING PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE I'M ACTUALLY BUTTHURT" card. Well played.

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Have you even watched the show at all? If you did you'd know how retarded you're being throwing buzzwords around like that and all.

'Its bait morty, d,d,d,d,don't engage with it. Now go get me that hydrospanner."

I never got why Doctor Who got popular. It's cucked shit full of hypocrisy and plot holes

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And you boil down to:
*Hurr we're just animals, everything we do is irrelevant* + some bullshit about instincts you can't explain yourself, because it's pure fucking retardation.

Your form of nihilism is among the more pathetic ones.

Πραγματικά ελπίζω να μην το κάνετε αυτό

Exactly. They've got the normalfag/tumblr audience.

the original series got popular because it appealed to Britbong Sci Fi nerds in 60s and became a staple of British pop culture, the new series panders to Tumblr and normalfag culture

1,2,3,4,5,7, are the doctors you want to check out.

its like british B5 with only so major story arcs.

to me 3rd,4th,5th and 7th are the best. don't mis out on classic shit.

would you like a jelly baby? or are you prejudiced against marsh wiggles?

Wowza, where'd this come from? I like how after all this time you actually try to form some kind of counter argument and fall flat on your face.

That's a really bold claim you're making, buddy. You want me to let you in on a little secret? You better brush up on your reading comprehension, because you're the fucking animal here.

I shouldn't have had such high expectations of you, I admit, but I felt somewhat optimistic for once.

That's nice, honey.

Oooh, babby learned a new word from that fag who spams this board with blog posts about his infantile "philosophic realisations".

is it more pathetic to be a nihilist in denial who clings to a cosmology that says he is the reason the universe was created but God can't help the way things are because "muh free will"

I was actually enjoying until the first season of 11. By 12 I was starting to lose interest. I love Capaldi, he's a great actor but Moffatt's storytelling is getting really fucking old.

I disagree

have they thrown cybermen and daleks and something else at him at the same time yet? that can be a bad signal. any Nazi daleks cybermen Silurian show up?

M8 don't bother anymore. You can't make a post worth a shit, much less explain the thing you believe in, that somehow became a theory now.

WEED DUDE

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So, where was God during the Holocaust? or the Thirty Years war? You're worshipping the scribblings of madmen used by evil men to justify their tyranny.

I feel bad for you when you find out this reality is all there is and you wasted your life by dreaming about something that never existed instead of trying to make this world a better place and raise above our biology. man.

Are you seriously this daft? Are you seriously this fucking stupid?

Well, I guess if that's the case then you've done the best you could. I'll take comfort in the fact that the next time you face the slightest bit of difficulty in life you'll just stand there muttering "F-f-f-fed-d-d-ora…"

I haven't watched the last season. I do know that River Song fucking returns. I fucking hate that character and they keep forcing her in, even though she's supposed to not know him by this point or something. They keep retconning shit just to make her appear again.

user, Hell is forever.

Don't let your nihilism be your damnation, it's not too late for you.

there is a huge temptation to be lazy when you have a working time machine as your main prop in writing a show, it seems.

woo boy, 5/10 Holla Forums bait, i'd bump it up to 7 if someone falls for it

You haven't made a single worthwhile argument m8.

LMAO

hell doesn't exist, you kike on spike worshiping retard, fuck off with your sandnigger myths

how are you different from a brony who seeing the vast expanse of meanlingless clings to a bullshit show for children? no offense to bronies.

nihilism is only a starting point, you have to build some kind of meaning from it. but if you building your meaning from bullshit you will always know it. the deluded attack others to reinforce their delusions and fight the doubt inside themselves. man.


35b got me my seven, but I'm not baiting. Though there may be a creator I marked my ballot atheist a long time ago. Its a dry heat.

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Wrong. He allows us free will. Had he went in and stopped the murderer, caught the thief, saved the dying… he'd infringe upon your freedom to do as you wish. He'd essentially form a world-wide police state. A benevolent, working police state, sure, but a police state nevertheless. Any little crime you'd ever want to commit would be stopped, any little danger you'd get in would be prevented. By allowing us to do as we wish, even do evil, he allows us to grow and mature, decide whether we give in to evil and temptation, or if we endure on the path on righteousness. He allows humanity to grow, rather than living a stunted, sheltered life.

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heheh 0/10


he doesn't prevent crime he only punishes it forever and ever? He is the non interventionist police state, surveillance for all, intervention for none, punishment for all. sounds great.

A reminder that there are only two people who get upset whenever Christianity is mentioned.
Young adults who don't have a clue about Christianity, but want to jump on the bandwagon anyway. Teenagers who are in their "everyone but me are dumb sheep" phase makes up for the majority of these people.
And hedonists and degenerates who feel that their perversions are threatened, or simply wish for the fall of western civilization. Liberals, communists, pedophiles, alcoholics, drug abusers, and etc. all fit into this category.

thank u クライスト様

You christcucks are pathetic

I sure wonder what triggered all that summer religion shitposting.
Thanks, /christian/.

VIDEO GAMES

God hates anime and weebs

Yes, he does.

you want a dump of Christian terrorism? You get a dump of Christian terrorism.

uh read OP we are doing the video game right now. either work on getting the mental break down achievement or just farm some work hours or something. only 6 years left and we are too broke to buke a decent gun. come on, get farming.

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some posters were trying to act like the Christ path is the only way to play OP's game. Like a person would only play a sandbox game once, with one play style.

Ya wat m8?

Free will implies freedom from something. In this context it is freedom from God. Determinism is retarded any which way you spin it - some things simply cannot be predicted.


Nice try, inverted Satan.

I do. Give me one. Right now. I honestly want to see Christian terrorism.

Please post about your shitty life on /r9k/.
This place is here to discuss video games, you fucking mongoloid.

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I'm usually not the one to say weed is bad but in certain cases it can be deadly to your mental health. If you are already depressed it will most likely just make it worse. Stop smoking weed it isn't helping. You could also turn to god for help, say what ever you want to say about Christianity but it will definatley get your life on track

oh boy oh boy here we go,

"Kill them all, God will know his own." 20,000 killed because some might be Cathers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Béziers

Who loves Christ Best- Thirty Years War 8 million Dead en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War

Who loves Christ More?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Bartholomew's_Day_massacre

Christ Loves you so much he wants me to Burn you alive, to save your soul. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-da-fé

let me take a break from the arduous task of cutting and pasting wiki links. Also I wouldn't want you to think I couldn't find anything.

Holy shit where?

out

Never played Med 2?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition

I think the game that comes a little close is This war of mine .

You ever played in traffic?
Pretty good game but Holla Forums doesnt talk about it so I just dont know

Damn nigga, you really showed us

Okay? Good job, you have managed to pull up a few examples of christian/catholic massacres which took place hundreds of years ago. Compare that to the hundreds of thousands of Muslim terrorist caused deaths in the last few years and that continue to pile up while we are talking right now. Christianity was a very different religion during the Crusade era and most of the traditions of Christianity during that era didn't carry over to modern Christianity but Catholicism. It's insane and insulting to compare us to the literal murdering evil roaches that are Muslims.

This is a spell. You are going to read this message and when you are finished you will be under its effects. Every time you see Akarin images posted on Holla Forums you will develop a great urge to stop browsing Holla Forums and go play video games instead. There is nothing you can do about it, for you are already under the spell.

Blood for the blood god

Are you even reading any of these, or are you just google searching for "catholic wars" and pasting whatever you think is useful for your anti-Christian bullshit?

Nice try, faggot, but I'm a level 27 wizard. Your spell has no affect over me.

go get it and play vanilla campaign and get third age mod. you'll get a year of play for maybe 15 bucks on steam. play as your nation or if not there in vanilla mod it in. read history for cheat codes.

So were the nations that invaded seven continents Christian? Didn't they all have Crosses on their flags and their kings and their subjects all worship at state churches Christ. Didn't they all have a picture of Cesear Brogia in their house that they thought was Jesus?

Are you saying the Conquest of everywhere was done in a Christian manner? The New World was all about God's love right? Small pox blankets and mass rape and silver mines? Too Old? So California had a reimbursement program to go and kill Indians. they would reimburse you for every cent you spent to assemble a group and go kill Indians. and if that didn't worm there was federasl reimbursement too. Still too old? Billy Graham on tape telling Nixon to nuke non combabtants to teach them a lesson? Still too old? A bron again president supported by all church leaders engaging in a non "just war" whose after effects have seen the mass killings of many groups including coptics. Do you need something from this week or the last hour or something?

Why are there no Khorne specific infantry in Chaos playable? in TW:WH ??????

I hope you have leveled you "deny facts" to read my latest post. you may want to farm strawmen for a while before reading it if you are under level 50.

None of those are acts of terrorism or were done in the name of Christianity, you retard.

is this a 4am thread?

you ignore my dubs and trips at your peril.

Army of God attacks abortion clinics and doctors.

Waterboarding and other forms of Torture to death of Innocent people, ran as a Christian, elected by Christians, prayed daily.

a terrorist group bruns chrstian symbols and uses Christian imagery and are all church goers.

Kills people for Christ now supported by army of God.

I bet you'll say most of these "nod a turrust"

Yeah, it's not like Africans would've invaded Europe to kill and pillage if they got their shit together. Oh wait, the small fucking part that got its shit together actually did it

And here you are, shitting all over "Christian nations" invading and conquering, slaughtering and raping the oh so poor and opressed foreign people. But I bet you don't give a single shit about how Stalin, Mao or even Pol Pot slaughtered and mistreated millions upon millions of people, especially Christians and other believers that didn't fit into their communist ideologies. Even though they did that with a degree of barbarism and hatred just as high as, and sometimes even higher than the so called "Christian" nations. You don't care about the Muslim slaughter of Christians that occured before the crusades.

You don't actually care about human suffering or justice. You're just searching for a reason to shit on Christianity. Violence and murder were common back then, and neither Christianity, the white race or the European nations contributed to it any more than the rest of the world.

"Terrorism" is about here and now. When did a Christian man attack non-combatants in the name of Jesus? When did a group of Christians get together to decapitate their enemies and post it on ther internet? When did Christians gather in foreign countries and rape, murder and steal simply because they can?

You can't name a single Christian terrorist.

I claim this land in the name of the King and the one True Church.

Eric Rudolph

"In the summer of 1996, the world converged upon Atlanta for the Olympic Games. Under the protection and auspices of the regime in Washington millions of people came to celebrate the ideals of global socialism. Multinational corporations spent billions of dollars, and Washington organized an army of security to protect these best of all games. Even though the conception and the purpose of the so-called Olympic movement is to promote the values of global socialism as perfectly expressed in the song "Imagine" by John Lennon, which was the theme of the 1996 Games—even though the purpose of the Olympics is to promote these ideals, the purpose of the attack on July 27 was to confound, anger and embarrass the Washington government in the eyes of the world for its abominable sanctioning of abortion on demand. The plan was to force the cancellation of the games, or at least create a state of insecurity to empty the streets around the venues and thereby eat into the vast amounts of money invested."

Yeah, sounds like his attack was motivated by his religion. Totally. It totally was.

nope to everything you said. I'm usually the one in a thread saying all that stuff.

but since someone in here lied about all the blood the church has on it, thought I might help. So now that You know that I am not just attacking the church and not everything else, you got anything else?


try reading the rest of the article Dr. Hawkings.

Those people aren't acting in accordance with Christian doctrine. The same thing can be said of Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs etc because none of those religions preach violence as a requirement under their religious laws. All of them can exist with a separate legal system a separate national culture. I hate Buddhism but If a bunch of buddhists decided to murder a bunch of people, I wouldn’t blame buddhism because that’s not supported in buddhist doctrine.
The violent actions of those Christians are not supported by Christian doctrine. And so the fault of those violent actions is on the individual and not the doctrine. Doctrine which includes beliefs like turn the other cheek, love thy neighbour, praying for those who persecute you
Christians are expressly commanded to not take vengeance, so those who do are acting outside their own belief system. Violent christians do not represent Christian doctrine.
I am pointing to ideology to explain the distinction, not appealing to purity. A 'no true scotsman' has not been committed here. Saying Christianity is responsible for the actions of Christians rejecting christian doctrine is stupid. The same logic applying to Judaism, Buddhism, Jainism and Sikhism, but you don't care about that.

You deserve nothing less than a bullet to the head for making template threads, OP.

So you are saying the vast majority of people who professes Christianity and who have also killed so many in its name and spread it by doing that don't represent Christianity.

You ever heard of Communism? Most communists say the same thing about Communism.

I'm gonna go play a 10v10 of red dragon. its been fun. stay deluded.

this is the worst fucking thread on Holla Forums

no 4am is much worse
this is pretty close though

It’s always hilarious when people point at the Old Testament as an example of
violent Christianity" when they’re really pointing at ancient jewish religious laws put in place by Pharisees, not Christian beliefs. The New Testament is the Christian theological "rule book." The Old Testament is literally just historical reference. There’s a reason the Pharisees hated Jesus Christ.
No one’s started a holy war in the name of Christianity since the fucking Crusades which were really just Europe’s response to violent Islamic imperialism as they marched across the Middle East.

Tell your parents about Ritsu yet?

You're the kind of degenerate that makes people hate waifu lovers.