Reminder that while us burgers may not have gotten our guy in, so the presidential election is just porky vs. porky as usual, there is one thing we can get: Lulz!
Whoever wins, this election stands to generate more salt than any other event on record, even from the winner's base reacting to the other side's antics.
This is a duty only Holla Forums can fulfill, since every other shitposting venue today is either apolitical, or overmoderated by IdPol-spooked ideologues.
And this isn't confined to burgerland, either! Comrades abroad can expect hysterics easily on par with the briny blast we await, so don't be afraid to post exotic salt from around the world.
So it's time to stakeout major networks like Holla Forums, Tumblr, leddit, NSABook, Twatter, and any large forum known for butthurt, like Something Awful. Post the best you can find, and don't forget to archive! We can surely collect enough salt to sustain us all through winter.
Hey.. I recently came from Holla Forums. I want to tell on you but apathy.
Christopher Taylor
Butthurt, spergouts, "attempts" at an hero, vows to emigrate, hysterical claims of mass murder and rape in the streets, paranoia or lashing out at family and acquaintances, gullible parroting or exaggeration of unrealistic campaign promises…
Anything that would be good for rubbing in their faces later, or laughing at right now.
Evan Walker
fitting that you posted an anti-fun faggot like jason
Benjamin Butler
get ready lads
Jaxson Walker
You realize Trump lost the last two elections? He'll just run again in 4 years.
Let me guess, you're a croshit.
Jayden Carter
The gusher should really blow about 6pm PST, prime lurking hours.
David Walker
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Cooper Smith
I'll be mining on tumblr and reddit
I predict Trump victory via above average voter turnout in his favor, he's whipped many apathetic and disenfranchised right-wingers into a frenzy while manly leftists don't care too much for Hillary and have a tendency to let overconfidence and laziness get the better of them
either way it's going to be fucking annoying to see this shitposted on hobbyist boards for the next year
Zachary Perry
Bright side when he turns out not to be Hitler 2.0 Holla Forums is gonna get mad so we'll get double the salt.
Blake Nelson
I'm just going to bathe in the liberal salt when Trump wins.
BLM will go full retard, and with the final blow from the Porky to end all Porkies, idpol will be destroyed.
I may not like the methods, but by god, I prefer the results.
Isaiah Turner
Someone post B████ memes so we can tell hillary supporters we told them so.
Camden Ross
We'll get conservative idpol instead of liberal idpol.
It's too ingrained in the American psyche.
Nicholas Davis
Fine I'm not going back in the closet though. I'm not a librul tumblrtard who cares for idpol, but I'm not going back in the closet. I just came out two months ago, and my mental health is a lot better now that I don't have to pretend to like girls just to be accepted.
Aaron Williams
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Jacob Robinson
I'm legitimately worried about my sister now. She just came out a few months ago.
Bentley Jenkins
If you don't live in a conservative area you're probably fine. If not, idk. The real threat of a Trump presidency is what kind of resulting far right activity will happen. I doubt that it'll really be anything much in the short term since they're already expecting Daddy Trump to do everything for them through the democratic system, but come next election cycle it's very possible that there will be some actual fascist movements happening like in Europe now that Trump gave them a voice.
Be safe queerio comrades.
Ethan Scott
Idpol will not be destroyed and replaced by class politics of its own. In the current context either idpol becomes more entrenched, or it will be swallowed up by the right wing and we'll just get regular old conservatism. Leftists are gonna have to put out a ton of energy to turn the disappointment from trump's victory into a new leftist surge.
idpol is dead and buried after tonight. we'll have a little classpol until people feel safe about their future, but the future of politics is rap battles now. it doesn't matter the subject, what matters is serving up huge plates of disrespect to your opponent, making them look like fools while you have a big confident grin on your face. When Donald went low, Hillary should have went lower, that was her problem.
Joshua Jackson
A lot of people here browse there and vice versa.
There is still work to do in both Holla Forums and Holla Forums and any internet forum.
Jackson Barnes
It's been a failed state for 2 centuries.
Jaxon Reyes
Not yet, it's wounded but like any other hurt, cornered animal it will probably put up a fight. Reminder that it's all of our job to let everybody know Shrillery's idpol, condescension, insulting and blaming half her voter base for all the world's ills and other alienated boomer bitchery lost her the election.
With every moment I feel my schadenfreude becoming more and more justified.
Nathan Wright
It's pretty clear Americans prefer Capitalism over socialism or communism.
Trump's victory spoke words.
Nationalism and protectionism is on the rise.
Nicholas Bennett
TOP KEK
Never forget the tyrannical reign of Donald the Trump, who within mere hours of winning the 2016 election went on to quickly ruin the lives of 100 billion people.
Leo Barnes
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Anthony Diaz
Socialism wasn't even on the ballot.
Then that will be the death of capitalism. Shit, things already seem to be heading for crisis as is. If you frustrate capital's designs, crisis will only come faster. But anyway, I wouldn't worry about that - I fully expect Trump to give us the same kind of neoliberal rule we've had for the past 8 years and do exactly shit all to help the working man.
William Perry
HA HA HAHAHA HAH HAH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHAH AH HA HAHAH AH AHA
Hunter Walker
You anons should be prepping, not calling suicide hotlines. Seriously. I was prepping for a Clinton presidency months ago… buying more bulk food for storage, extra 5gallon water containers, more ammo, more whiskey and vodka, etc… prepping for an inevitability of WWIII with Russia. (Hillary was planning to go to war with Russia in Syria, she admitted it).
I'm kinda glad it turned out this way, but if you anons want to do something productive, start prepping for SHTF.
btw, pol is watching you
Caleb King
HA HA HAHAHA HAH HAH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHAH AH HA HAHAH AH AHA
*breath in*
HA HA HAHAHA HAH HAH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHAH AH HA HAHAH AH AHA HA HA HAHAHA HAH HAH AHAH HAH AH HAH AHAH AH HA HAHAH AH AHA
Caleb Williams
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Ryan Roberts
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Levi Myers
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Adrian White
Bahahaha fuck black liberals! (or niggers as I like to call them)
Landon Ortiz
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Lincoln Moore
Thanks for the heads up bucko, but we're just as opposed to these saps as we are Holla Forums.
PLEASE BE REAL, YOU CAN HAVE THE GAYS
Xavier Morgan
Check this shit out if you had ever doubted that muh triggering is an ideological phenomenon.
idk, prob. because they are the main enemies of humanity?
Luis Ortiz
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Levi Bennett
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Hudson Evans
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Thomas Hughes
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Justin Powell
WHODUNIT
James Collins
very concentrated salt
Charles Sullivan
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Bentley Hill
someone do this now
pls
Nolan Perez
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Hudson Carter
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Sebastian Thomas
This question will be buzzin around liberal heads or the next 6 months. tbh I even expected the projections to favour Clinton, with Trump winning only at the actual count. The Shy Tory factor obviously played a large part in this vote.
I love how they're choosing to be mad at Scary Gary and Shilling Jill who took barely any votes from Hillary because most people took their vote and went home. They should be mad at Joe Schmoe for not going out and voting like is his civil duty but they're too fucking stupid.
Jacob Perry
All else considered, they're simply mad that people disagree with them.
Shook hands with the man at a Bernie rally. Poor guy. Can't really delight in his misery. Still no Dore, though.
Jackson Lewis
my own mothers' death < hillary losing
Robert Nelson
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Aaron Miller
I still thought they were just satire.
Oliver Richardson
Someone with a reddit account spam "the next four years are worth killing fascists over but they’re not worth killing yourself over" in each thread.
Camden Nelson
There is no ahegao that captures my feeling of schadenfreude towards them
Joshua Long
The world is a big place There has been a lot of history, many people have lived and died Horrible things have happened in history - are they oblivious to these things? Or did they actually believe in societal social progress where we were objectively better today than yesterday? How can they be so spooked by the shit peddled to them by the media? How can they be so mentally deranged that someone who says mean things becoming the leader of their country leads them to suicide? This is the ultimate form of narcissism - the world ends with my feelings
So it turns out Cenk is not that bad compared to other liberals, has the ability to reflect somewhat. Still stupid as fuck though.
Anthony Roberts
:^(
Austin Ramirez
holy shit he's so angry, it's beautiful
Elijah Morris
Ah hahahaha
Knew i could count on you
Logan Torres
yea, he needs to learn from jimmy dore tbh i mean, cenk unironically uses the term "crony" capitalism…
Parker Baker
Wow, out of all the people to spaz out about Trump, I never would've thought of Bain. This is genuinely painful, I hope the future course of the nation brought about by populism deprograms the social-nonissues occultism polluting the minds of him and those like him.
Jonathan Richardson
tbf you have to be pretty stupid to vote trump if you got a pussy
Juan Bell
Yeah but his "solution" (muh get moneys out of polidicks) is asinine.
Jacob Martin
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Daniel Mitchell
Your pretty stupid with or without a vagine voting from trumpdfbg.
jimmy calls out capitalism as failure tho, cenk doesn't
Justin Murphy
The SJW subreddit, it was pretty infamous all over the internet when SJWs were still big.
Elijah James
Same one Bernie is supporting. I think his broader point is that Clinton, the political money establishment candidate, stood in the way of Bernie and that's why they lost. I doubt it's the only thing he wants done in America, he's just (accurately, IMO) pointing to it as what has allowed Trump to win this election.
You know shit about political reality because you're trapped in an echo chamber. The solution? More echo chamber. What else could you expect from a liberal?
Lincoln Reyes
I've been up for 24 hours now. But I can't stop watching the tears.
Ryan Foster
I am astonished at American's emotionality over those idiotic elections, nobody would ever think of pulling shit like that here.
Owen Ward
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Noah Sullivan
i'd thought trump would lose but seeing the salt from democrats from them blaming third party voters for him winning was pretty kek
Leo Jones
Think of it as a kind of rite. Americans spend their lives in complete ignorance and they know it, they joke about it all the time. "How many countries we bombin' right now? Lol idk, two?"
These post-election ceremonies of "OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN" is the socially accepted way of dodging any further responsibility. They will not read more, they will not educate themselves, everything will go on as usual, but today I'm a bleeding heart liberal, a martyr who got brutalized by the system.
fuck em
fuck all americans
Ethan Williams
At long last, some glimpse of sense amidst all of tonight's butthurt.
Yes, Porky bought your sorry excuse of a party, made an entire campaign built on shaming the supporters of the other guys with celebrities, mass media and everything else they could throw at them, likewise the Correct The Record clowns' strategy never had any objective more ambitious than provoking certain emotional responses on the social media front - and the result of all that hard work is before the whole world to see. Make'em angrier, will ya? What could possibly go wrong.
But of course the unwashed brainwashed, who are still literally literaling, will not blame the party, who pulls the strings, and the most hated clone of Thatcher they could possibly find, this is all Bernìe/third parties/partiarchy/cops/Assange/Russia's fault. The gospel of your immaculate goddess descended from the Donkey Olympus can only be infallible. It has everything to do with people in the countryside hating Muslim Mexican non-gender-binary pansexual immigrants of color, and nothing to do with the material conditions of those who live away from the city, and a certain candidate or two pandering to those.
Welcome to year 2016.
"It's the economy, stupid!" - James Carville, campaign strategist of Bill Clinton, 1992
Landon Bennett
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Christian Perry
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Ryder Myers
I wonder if the Saudis will demand a refund after Trump tells them to GTFO?
I like this obnoxious foreign guy with his poor knowledge of English though. Liberals really are hypocrites, now they have to suffer this guy's ramblings.
Sebastian Myers
I agree.
Jacob Ward
Proof'd
Andrew James
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Josiah Hernandez
i fucking hate people
Mason Roberts
my god, how did i not see it until now
Isaiah Clark
I was just thinking this, they fake it in front of each other. Just like Zizek says about today's ideology: you don't really believe in it, but you think everybody else believes, so you conform to it.
Christopher Martin
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Aiden Price
To be fair he made an entirely accurate point about cancer patients.
Tyler Phillips
TYT in 4 hours
Hudson Reyes
From before the election but it made me laugh.
Nicholas Edwards
OH NO!!!!!!!
ANYONE BUT
*scrolls back to check*
STEPHEN KING!
Nicholas Hernandez
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Ayden Howard
I see more and more Fbook sessions go like this:
Now tell me this isn't addressed at the big Other.
Andrew Gomez
LOOK AT ME IM RESPONSIBLE PARENT
Jose Sullivan
In pre-primary context this is pretty based
Luke Sanders
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Cooper Hughes
All these pop culture "intellectuals" are fucking clowns. Fuck them all.
Landon Bell
no more book recommendations for you
Cameron Nguyen
my fav
Kayden Scott
Christ they're acting like they're in a third world country about to be bombed or something
I can see some actually thinking
Tyler Barnes
I KNO, RITE
Ayden Turner
Does that guy seriously expect Katy Perry to disown her parents for voting for Trump? What a tard.
Isaiah Thomas
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James Roberts
wtf. I hate white people now.
Spicy.
Tyler Cook
What a bunch of politically illiterate faggots.
I was going to have a bit of a rant about it but we're not retards so we know why this is retarded.
Luis Johnson
This is totally srs gais. She is worth crying over I swear. Can we try another shot of my crying? Oh, k. Thx.
Parker Rivera
It's like when Castro mourned the dead of Franco, wierd times.
Carter Lewis
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Mason Kelly
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Thomas Edwards
ENHANCED
Kevin Bennett
No. Really. Just go fuck yourself, you racist piggy white power pieces of shit. You wear shirts that laugh about lynching reporters. (That smarts!) You scream “nigger” at men who turn out to be goddamn saints while you’re whitesplaining them the fucking Boondocks. You teach your kids to tell their classmates how great life will be once they’re deported. You beat up homeless people, for Jesus and America too.
And you think it’s fucking adorable.
Did you #rig it? Fuck! Maybe! I’ve always been a little partial to the Alex Jones side of the sanity spectrum, but forgive me if I wonder: I didn’t see Anonymous riding to Hillary Clinton’s rescue, when four years ago they taunted Karl Rove that they’d trapped his little vote rats in the internet tubes. (Yeah, “citation needed,” Anonymous.) And we all know Trump loves to accuse people of every thing he’s doing himself. Besides, you’ll never convince me John Kerry lost Ohio in 2004. Oh, should I not say that in polite wonky company, if I want to keep my cool pundit card? WELL FUCK POLITE WONKY COMPANY, THAT WAS ‘WONKY’ AS SHIT.
Let’s talk about all the things that will be terrible now! BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE EVIL AND EVERYONE SUCKS.
Are you a black person? I’m sorry, everyone hates you, like, personally :(
A quick reminder that Trump is also an idpol candidate.
But she did. And when she did not, all mainstream media did in her stead.
Now, to be fair, immigrants really had a lot to lose this election. (All those other spooky identities, not so much.)
That's really sad, actually. And he was mentally disturbed and had financial problems first and foremost. Ideology didn't kill him, precarity did.
I was expecting more gratuitous street violence, to be honest.
Adam Campbell
This could come from those "weird twitter" ironists. The very possibility that it doesn't is both funny and depressing.
David Walker
What are you, a faggot? Maybe you should go get treatment instead of doing the equivalent of giving yourself a seizure if you had had epilepsy. Stop enabling your mental disease.
Nah man, you see, right wing idpol doesn't count as idpol for some reason.
Levi Morales
Turn that into class hatred. Turn trump disappointment later on into class hatred too.
Oliver Miller
That's just dishonest. That lil kid holding his arms there, he raised his head, I saw it on tv. He wasn't crying, his eyes were dry and his face neutral, he was sleepy.
Although to be fair this author's articles are usually directed towards (very poorly) criticizing neoliberalism. And to make liberals listen you have to pander to their retarded bullshit.
Even Zizek does this in his op-eds. It's a matter of strategy.
Evan Gonzalez
nobody here ever said that
Ryder Hall
Yes, yes they have.
Andrew Nelson
Don't lie, we know you larpers all voted hillary.
Joshua Scott
LEL This is your brain on idealism
Eli Nelson
Holy balls, this article. It somehow managed to completely underwhelm my already almost nonexistant expectations. I am very triggered: >Globalisation is dead, and white supremacy has triumphed >Trump’s victory is a betrayal of ethnic minorities and women. Progressives must direct their energies to building an alternative to the failed neoliberal model Lots of idpol mixed in, but some hopeful echoes of introspection there Uh-oh, I'm seeing "women are the primary victims of war"-flashbacks >Tonight it’s the entire leftwing, humanist and liberal world’s turn to sit in its modern dives – coffee bars staffed by global, precarious, young people Egads, "precariat" is now supposed to be a GOOD THING!? >High recent migration into an economy where growth provides only low-paid jobs, in the absence of a strong and progressive labour movement, is always going to fuel the right. But that’s not the US. In-fucking-deed >The US “won” the global recovery after 2008. It stabilised its banks and opted strong and early for monetary expansion. Real wage growth has wavered around the 4% line for the past five years. DOUBLENIGGER! Bolded above, is a hyperlink in the original article, which he has somehow managed to plainly misinterpret or willfuly ignore. Pic related, URL related: pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/10/09/for-most-workers-real-wages-have-barely-budged-for-decades/
>And that was not the only source justifying confidence for Hillary Clinton. Her pollsters noted the inexorable demographic surge supporting liberalism: huge numbers of single-female households, rising black and Hispanic populations, gay marriages, historically high numbers of college graduates. Oh, yeah, broken families and a statistically insignificant number of sexual deviants nobody cares about. Real source of confidence for the electorate. What planet are these creatures that try to hobble like men really from? >The mass issuance of rape and death threats against women in public life, led by key figures on the alt-right media, is only the froth on the deep lake of bile nurtured by some men. GAMERGAAATE!!1!1 >Every time he said, “We’ll build a wall to stop Mexicans”, people understood the unstated second clause: and we’ll reimpose segregation on black America. The first victims of the now-unleashed fury of white supremacism will be those heroic, thoughtful black college graduates who’ve made “Black Lives Matter” a household phrase. >So this is not some two-dimensional revolt against poverty and wage stagnation. It is a three-dimensional revolt against the impacts of neoliberalism – both positive and negative. Dipping back into the realm of sanity >they need to place their intellectual firepower and resources – as their counterparts did in the era of Keynes and Roosevelt – in the service of designing an alternative system. Such as? Oh, vague transnational crapola.
Paul Mason and the entire nuGuardian staff need some quality gulag time.
Brandon Morales
He actually considers the idea of liberalis becoming as stereotypical and unelectable as possible.
Ian Phillips
True, I guess? But they're a small fraction of the population, both here and in their home nations, so even if I'd do the same thing in their shoes, their temporary gain isn't worth permanent losses for the overwhelming majority of people worldwide.
These people are so mindbogglingly retarded. They can't accept the fact that on all the idpol issues they wring their hands over, sex, race, "gender", atheism, censorship, etc, they completely won DECADES AGO.
Instead of moving on and concentrating on battles yet unfinished, alternately retiring to trim bonsai pubic hair arrangements or whatever their passion is and letting us do what matters politically, they HAVE to stink up the political realm with their egotistical preening.
Hudson Wood
What the fuck man?
Nolan Bennett
God, I wish you were wrong, but living in this country it's hard to deny.
Daniel Adams
Nice, but what genocide was she in charge of? Inform me, I'm ignorant.
Noah Clark
It was all worth it.
Jaxson Davis
Who's laughing now, huh? HUH??
The next couple of days are going to be great.
Gavin Barnes
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Jason Gray
Come on now.
Samuel Thomas
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Kevin Bailey
what could it mean?!
Luis Foster
is nice
Sebastian Morgan
archive.is/0n3LJ White feminists at Jezebel demonstrates female solidarity
REEEEEEE If every one of Stein's voters had voted for Hillary instead, she would still have lost 280-258 (it would have won her MI and WI). Poor lovely Jill.
Christopher Jenkins
No it won't, you stupid cunt.
Juan Foster
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Josiah Flores
wtf is a lantix?
Charles Rodriguez
gender neutral term for latino/latina
Jacob Jones
Oh wait, you were talking about lantix. nvm
Nicholas Foster
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Ian Bennett
Holla Forums fucking hate Churchill m8. He helped destroy their precious Reich.
Robert Walker
Odd, because Churchill held some pretty racist views.
Also, I was thinking of /britpol/ tbh.
Christopher Martinez
but he was an anti-semite anti-communist who hated browns and advocated for all the anglo countries to unite to take over the whole world
Austin Green
Churchill was a Jewish puppet of the Anglo-Zionist cabal etc etc
Dylan Roberts
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Julian Rivera
Its fine, we could always just use it for brit/pol/
Ryan Morales
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Nolan Scott
Yeah, brit/pol/ is different. Hence they got purged, kek.
Nicholas Nguyen
social media was a mistake
Noah Jackson
this kind of shit makes people into tankies
Nolan Martinez
holy shit the whole 11 hr thing is there for prime salt mining
but yeah i feel him with this
Aiden Morris
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Asher Butler
Not flood…
Noah Rogers
From the Holla Forums GG thread with love
Noah Wood
MY SOGGY KNEES
Juan Collins
America thinks cuckqueans like Hillary should stay in the kitchen
Cameron Rivera
I bet she can't even cook for shit. Gulag is the only place she belongs.
Tyler Moore
Going to a private school doesn't necessarily make you a porky. Granted, the most people that do go to private schools are quite rich, but I have known a few people who attend private school coming from rather poor families because their parents are really concerned about their futures.
Christopher Sullivan
I fell into the latter category. Private school fucked my shit up hard. Don't fall for the private school meme.
Hunter Bell
The Guardian showing its customary restraint and magnanimity.
I've only had one delusional hillbot on my facebook claim this was all just "racism" and nothing else while ignoring literal rust belt rural commentators 100% agreeing with my Socialist analysis.
I thought of posting this the moment that showed up, but decided against it until you forced my hand. Holla Forums cucks are too salty, to this day, to admit she was the right-wing candidate who only became PM because the left-wing parties were all too bitchy to form a government with each other in spite of their massive lead in seats over the Christians.
Owen Bell
Bumping for more salt.
Jaxon Roberts
Holy fucking shit
James Myers
TYT hated Clinton though and were basically Bernie or Bust the entire way through.
This is the outpouring that every Democratic Socialist in the Democratic party feels. Cenk is on the edge of going full Red.
Dominic Lee
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Jack Robinson
Holy fuck, I would think this was a Holla Forums account if I didn't know better.
Jeremiah Rogers
As a gay person myself, I too am a little scared, I'm not going to lie. I've listened and laughed at backwards conservative rhetoric about people like me for years, thinking always "haha their time is running out, people won't be like this in a few years, they're so irrelevant and they don't even realize it haha".
And now they control all aspects of the government, and suddenly that withered, decrepit, mumbling old fool called Hardcore Conservatism has grown a lot stronger and has more years to live.
There's no telling what I'm in for, and it does rack my nerves a bit.
William Wood
What the fuck are you in for? You are being retarded, even if Gay marriage was told to fuck off your life would not change in any way.
Personally the idea of two men joining assets to live in the same house is fucking retarded, why would a man want to marry another man, marriage is soley asset sharing for kids, has always been that way. There is no logic to gay marriage
Sebastian Reyes
Horry shet
Bentley Wilson
Eh, I was thinking more like prison, gay conversion camps, forced psychosexual reconditioning, sterilization, electroshock therapy and all kinds of fucked up experiments as a lab rat for "curing the gay".
Zachary Powell
Well user there's bullshit like not being allowed to visit your significant other in the ICU of the hospital because you're not legally married.
Jason Phillips
I don't think that is actually going to happen. Btw, gay marrige is a non-issue for half of GOP. Only retarded evangelical voters are anti-gay. I think Trump is the most pro-gay Republican right now. Too bad his vice president, Mike Pence is social conservative but let's hope he doesn't let him fuck shit up.
Landon Watson
Who is going to send you to prision for being a fag, I mean Trump is a NY fag hag, give it over. You will have all your Constitutional rights, the problem is Obama was such a piece of living shit he codified and enshrined, and enhanced all Bush era civil liberty destroyers. And handed it over to an opposition.
The fucker has gotten away with murder.
Chase Jackson
Marriage is not needed for that, it's the equivalent of cracking a nut by dropping a piano on it.
Adrian Bailey
1. bisexuals with children from former relationship 2. adoption 3. you being a retard isn't an excuse for limiting rights of others
Ayden Wilson
yes, marriage is needed for that, that's the point, dipshit
John Jones
kids are already send even abroad into religious camps to be "reformed"
it is already happening, faggot
Nolan Lee
the cult. rev. after the econ. rev. will be littered by arguments for anti-natalism
Just DEAL WITH IT
Lucas Evans
No dickhead, if you want to be next of kin without marriage, then you explore legislation for that, to make everyone have to gay marry for it is fucking absurd.
Henry Flores
so now you're down to singling out one point after having no argument in the first place adressing the first two and don't even adress it coherently and just give me your whining about it being "absurd" without any argument
here's a wild idea how about you stop being a faggot?
Christopher Johnson
Here's the argument, very simple. Gay marriage is absurd.
People shouldn't be forced to marry to see their faggy partner die of aids, like other countries.
James Stewart
1. "absurd" is not an argument, it's you being a retard 2. "should" and "shouldn't" isn't an argument or describing any solution or realistic alternative it's a concession of being an emotional retard with no fucking idea on how to do things.
Thomas Powell
I looked at my FB yesterday(I only use it to keep in touch with fam), and saw some price salt. I'll post some here.
Here's one I found that's sharing salt they found. I'm glad the liberals are angry now. Maybe they'll be motivated to learn something.
Jackson Sullivan
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Isaiah Murphy
Are you fucking dense, the solution is legislation reforming next of kin, not having to get married.
I already made the argument about the absurdity of gay marriage,
Landon Murphy
Remember when liberals were so up in arms about Trump and his cultists not recognizing the outcome of the election if he lost? Yeah…
Nolan Miller
it's time for you to seriously contemplate suicide
Jaxson Hughes
Really? not ashamed when you were bombing iraq? killing a million people there?
How nice
Adrian Taylor
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Liam Smith
Good guess tbh
Noah Williams
there's a simple solution for this hypocrisy
don't pretend that you have the same standards for yourself as you have for your enemy
just because i don't want the enemy persecute communists doesn't mean that i'm against strong repressions against them as soon as it's opportune
don't even pretend you'd have it any other way, socdem anyone thinking otherwise is deluded or unbelievably naive
William Morgan
But- but freedom of speech is a human right! If we stoop to the level of the fascists, we become just like them!
Oh wait, Stalinist, I forgot.
Jose Williams
Isn't he the guy that used to be a neo nazi, or am I thinking of the other one?
Carter Ross
Probably another guy, Chu's the Jeopardy guy
Colton Cooper
Freedom of speech is a spook. I would only defend someone against censorship if he would do the same for me.
No this one is the "whenever i go i must also rape"…
Nathan Price
Is this bitch for real? globalisation was always bad
Oh you mean the richfags like that nog whose dad owned trains and had like 20 million dollars? cry me a river bourgeois cunt
Adam Brooks
how about no. you can say you want it (freedom of speech) but taking any steps towards an agenda of course gets you locked up. this entails calls to action. this isn't fascism, dipshit, that's inherent to any self-preserving society.
Asher Baker
This one I'm particularly sad about. She was my best friend in middle school. Now she's in the black caucus in Washington, doing good things. But damn, just blaming white people is unacceptable.
Noah Cox
talk to her?
Christian Mitchell
Retype the whole text with some minority instead of Whites and ask her to rethink about what she wrote.
Zachary Allen
no. don't. it'll only lead to her taking offense and shut the conversation down by calling you a racist because you don't realize that "you can't be racist against whites" maymay.
this is not how to subvert her.
Nicholas Murphy
I haven't spoken to her in a very long time. I might shoot her a message, though, to bridge the gap. That's a good idea. I'm proud of her, too. It was a rough neighborhood we lived in & she's done really good for herself.
I dunno how well she would respond to that, given the raw feelings atm. But usually that is a good way to get someone to think about it.
Jonathan Bell
Middle-class liberals love globalism because they get to pat themselves on the back for having a diverse social circle, enjoy exotic foods, and jet set around the world
Henry Allen
True. She's also in BLM(there are some good people in there, of course), so she's likely entrenched in that mindset.
Carson Thomas
be kind and supportive, don't immediatly attack her position, rather creep up with other perspectives while trying to console her. don't immediatly shove her your solution in the face, make her see for herself. pretend you're seeking the solution together while actually leading her on.
Jason Diaz
Dude
Juan Green
Jesus Christ, what a dumb cunt (apologies, user)
"We're critical thinkers that have STANDARDS for our politicians! Now watch as we vote for the Clinton's as an ethnic bloc even when they've fucked us over because we're just LOYAL like that, y'all"
Kevin Kelly
Good advice. It can be hard with politics sometimes because of the emotion involved; especially in the US right now. But I'll take this.
Dude
Elijah Cruz
dude, i myself would have nothing nice to say to her, but if you want to subvert others, that's what you gotta do. if that user has the nerves to try, that's the way to do it, being confrontational in that situation wont get you anywhere and only make her more convinced of her bias.
Ian Barnes
glad you think my comment was of any help.
just little advice i feel should be given don't pretend that you don't have your own position either. be like "i'm with you against trump, i feel you, and we need to find unity against him, i just have a bit different take, let's try figure this out together". that kinda shit.
Julian Murphy
He's white, he cannot offer any criticism, he is supposed to be a good 'ally', basically the activist equivalent of indentured servitude, when he does have to set her straight the anger will be far worse than a straight confrontation, she will think of it as betrayal,
Easton Garcia
This is exactly how I've been trying to approach it now, with some Hillary supporters.
"Look, we lost, but now we have to work together for our common interests"
Also trying to never forget to include class division; how white/any color working class is supposed to be our base, and that's why the dems lost them to Trump.
Christopher Hill
But of course I'm including the DNC fucked everyone, too.
Connor Reed
you're ideologically charged against her group, individuals are much easier to convert. she'll be desperate for allies and any kind of positive attention. i've done grooming like this before.
yeah, it's also useful to give them a scapegoat from their own guilt, the DNC should work fine, don't directly attack but rather undermine their idpol group think if you're getting close to one of them.
these individuals then can break up the group from within.
Benjamin Butler
this
I lived in the south all my life, with hardheaded people(I'm also hardheaded). I had to learn this, early. You can't be completely or too opposed to them or their ideas, they will just shut off completely or as you mentioned earlier, become even more steeped in their ideology.
Ryder Wood
Have Holla Forums and Holla Forums actually joined forces for the sake of mining salt for the starving masses? This is truly a week of miracles.
Logan Evans
yes
Angel Cooper
why is trump so based? truly a bantz banter
Nicholas Brooks
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Henry Morgan
Remember when liberals were laughing at conservative Texans for wanting to leave the union?
I'd land my vige right between her tits if you know what I mean.
sex
that is what I mean
I would fuck this lady very much
Aiden Watson
Topwew.
Elijah Brown
Holy shit, I know this is a salt thread, but I have to say. This is spot fucking on. I'm from KY, all my family still there. Coal & factory jobs gutted, and I've known 6 people personally who OD'd from drugs in the past two years.
The upper class liberals are so out of touch(an understatement) & shit on the working class. The DNC should be destroyed. I hope many more articles inundate social media for dems to wake the fuck up. These articles should be much more harsh, imo.
Gabriel Cox
I know us and the Republicans are gorging ourselves silly on this bounty of libtard SJW salt, but is any of this producing even the slightest impact on the millions of people who supported Clinton in the primaries?
Christian Morris
"fucking rednecks and rayciss and mysogynyss took r presidant away"
Colton Stewart
I'm having to work with people individually. That's starting with my own family, too. Some are crushed emotionally, so it's easier to sway them. Some are more open to hear the truth, now. My parents are coming to visit soon, and I have lots of material to show them. A big thank you to Holla Forums They're true proles, so it's easier to redpill them.
Angel Anderson
Fucking lmao, that gif
Grayson Foster
I honestly believe that Tumblr identity politics played very little role in the election personally.
Exit polls show most people cared about economic conditions over all else by a mile.
The Tumblr IdPol backlash thing is more an online phenomenon that nobody in the real world really gives a shit about. I doubt rural Ohio farmer gives zero fucks about some feminist on Youtube or Sagon of Akkad or Safe Space shit.
Racism did play a role. As I said in the other thread, everyone that voted Trump voted for racist and sexist policies so they are racists. But again, it wasn't anywhere near the deciding factor. Trump bullshitted saying he'll bring factory jobs and the 1960s back. That was the overwhelming factor that put Trump ahead of Clinton.
The "Left" didn't lose the election. Tone deaf corporate hacks pretending to be Social Democrats did.
Nathaniel Bennett
At what point in this election did the Democrats embrace full on cold war paranoia? Granted, I 100% see why Putin is a dick, but why would you want to start proxy wars with russia as long as they mind their own business? Isn't this exactly the "america = world police" mentality that was big during G.W. Bush?
Lucas Diaz
God speed, comrade!
Blake Campbell
Many cold war warriors left in Washington. Remember Clinton sucks the dick of Kissinger.
Putin is trying to expand influence again throughout Eastern Europe and the Baltics, Poland etc are losing their shit. A stable Europe is a "prosperous" Europe according to the US and if they lost faith in the US, you could see a retreat into nationalism and militarism in all of Eastern Europe in response to Putin.
id sell my mother to slavery for one night with this feisty woman beast
John Smith
My Indian friend just sent me this gif, lmao. Will be useful against liberals.
Owen Walker
When they wanted something to blame their corruption & loss on. Someone just posted in the general election thread about some poll saying that 70%+ of Americans believe it's BS, though.
I genuinely laughed when i heard the dems were using this tactic.
Logan Perry
She looks too much like my cousin, can't into
But if you like that, you'll love the chicks around here. :^) >inb4 no chicks on leftypol.. Still not sure about anfemposter, they make wrestling references & I've not known one chick who does that
Jace King
just more reason to fugg her in the pussy
Lincoln Ortiz
sexist
we are not your objects
we are not reducible to our organs
fuck you you fucking phallocentric pseudo-scientist freudian
Camden Edwards
Amongst the general run of the electorate? Yeah, it didn't really play any role beyond occasionally polluting their normalfagbook walls with whiny clickbait. Even inside the mainstream political left? Yeah, it's a constant presence that practically everyone is obliged to pay homage to, but far from the most influential force there.
Among the far left, however, the engine that's supposed to power the ideological consensus of the left, from lasting institutions like academia, unions, and NGOs, to spontaneous phenomena like OWS and BLM? It has been DEVASTATING. There isn't a single prominent far-left ANYTHING I can think of that hasn't been completely subsumed in paralytic, meaningless, antagonistic virtue-signaling and attentionwhoring.
Everyone worth caring about quite justifiably writes off the modern far-left, everyone else are deluded cultists fit for no better duty than target practice for a firing squad.
Aside from the gal who drew that cartoon, rumor has it the board's founder is a chick.
Nolan Wilson
Girls shouldn't be allowed on this board.
Logan Price
Of course Freud poster sees nothing wrong in this :^)
Xavier Flores
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Jordan Davis
I didn't know drawfag was a girl. i'd heard that about BO but I think they're trans. Still if that pic I saw was BO, she's hot.
Adrian Edwards
Agreed. Boys and girls GTFO. This is a board for adults.
Asher Lee
Ah, something we can all agree with.
Now let's get back to trolling liberals :^)
Cooper Phillips
When are these stupid assholes going to figure out that insulting everyone who doesn't perfectly align with your ideology is just going to entrench them harder?
Jason Barnes
Burger libtards think they live in a feel-good movie. They don't believe their own bullshit, they just act like they do in front of each other. I'm sure many of them are actually racists kek
Aaron Howard
They're playing the same game Trump is. He won't actually do any of that shit.
Nicholas Fisher
Oh god, they're such martyrs! How stronk!
If they all had one neck..
Totally. If you watch a lot of their reactions right now, they're calling the working class, poor people "stupid" & "disgusting", still. they haven't learned a thing. Zizek has a good rant about how these people use PC language to get away with being actually racist.
Robert James
They're just as bad as the extreme right. just use different words.
Kayden Jones
Everything is reduce to an excuse to reinforce your own identity. God, I wish The Last Psychiatrist was still active so i could read his take on the election.
Levi Powell
Any time you hear a liberal feminist say some shit about men, replace it with "black men." It's the same shit racists have been saying forever, they just realized you won't get called racist if you say it about men in general instead of a specific group. If you get to lynch any man, you get to lynch black men.
Cooper Nguyen
How do white brocialists it feel being left out of the revolution?
Jaxson Baker
Eh. There are enough white people that we don't need the rest. If they don't want to join the actual revolution that's on them.
Liam Foster
I love this double down on the "Fuck Whitey". They still haven't learned their lesson.
It's only a matter of time before they get purged.
Christopher Adams
As a "person of colour", Shaun King can go sodomise himself.
Connor James
I always have to wonder about this when I see the level of self-flagellation of the some of the most vocal idpolitarians.
You just *know* they've done/said some awful shit in the past and it's like they have a drive to compensate. See: twitter feminist Devin Faraci
Eli Wood
It's funny, because Shaun King is a white brocialist, himself. He's the guy who fakes being black(people somehow seem not to care), right?
Julian Brooks
This is verifiable some of the time when they've failed to erase all of their past.
Justin Bell
It's amazing now, how many younger people have grown up completely online & especially in their teen years, so all of the incriminating shit is there. Sure, my generation was also online, but it's not comparable to today, to this extent. And we weren't posting everything online like people are, now.
Soon enough, some Presidential candidate is going to have their reddit history thrown in their faces(we saw this with Ken bone, already, and he's a damn nice guy; it was still damaging). We already saw some of this with Trump & his Twitter.
Ethan Gomez
Remember when you first went online, and you were given "the talk":
I wonder what parents are telling kids now?
Kevin Jackson
Nigga you were lucky if your parents were tech savvy enough to know half that shit.
Jeremiah Miller
shaun king pretends to be black to get black pussy, that's a fact
Jackson Young
"here's an ipad Johnny, feel free to record and post a daily vlog and upload to youtube, have at it son"
Adrian Barnes
My parents weren't NEARLY as savvy but I feel like "Don't use your real name" was pretty much common sense in the 00s. What happened to that?
Corporations realised they need to have more data about us to make profit. Online anonimity is a powerful act of rebellion.
Ian Kelly
Yep.
My dad always told me, never put anything incriminating in writing. It will always come back to bite you in the ass. Good advice for both online & off.
Never told this ;~;
Bentley Wood
Lmao, seriously. This has to be what some are doing. I remember when the time came when fucking 8 year olds were being given cell phones.
Yeah, that will end well.
Nathaniel Diaz
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Jack Anderson
And I think he means the spam is now gone, so real people's comments are being seen again.
Angel James
Parents didn't let me use the internet at home, so the first internet access I had was in HS. They gave us more or less the same talk, except replace with which minus the last bit was probably one of few things they said that I found sensible enough to follow after graduation.
Jack Roberts
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Landon Ross
There was a thread on /reee9k/ about a year ago where some robot complained about people having preconceptions about him because he resembled a character on a sitcom from a decade ago that used cliches that were stale a decade before that. He might have been shifting blame or wallowing in self-pity as per standard /reee9k/ operating procedure, but given some of the reactions I've gotten out of people for the most stupid trivial shit, I'd say there is at least a chance he wasn't. This post reinforces my belief in that possibility.
Austin Baker
Dedicated to yours truly.
Charles Anderson
We burgers (most of us) are so caught up in ideology that we have no connection to the real world left.
Cameron Sanchez
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Kevin Gonzalez
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Adrian Barnes
Sargon is such a 12 year old.
Samuel Thompson
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Easton Turner
Don't let your dreams be memes!
Dominic Smith
I found the Zizek interview about political correctness
"Slavoj Zizek: Political correctness solidifies hatred, it doesn't work"
Austin Phillips
I just looked up Lena Dunham's reactions on twitter. But the last thing she posted was right before the election: twitter.com/lenadunham
Is she having such a severe nervous breakdown? Has she killed herself?
Carson Lopez
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Ian Walker
Bernie supporters were more concerned with economic issues, not idpol. Though there was some, it was nothing compared to the onslaught of CTR & Hill supporters calling everyone sexist or racist just because they didn't like Hillary.
Hunter Rogers
There were no sexist and racist policies. "#I'mwithher", "first female president", or "grabdapussy!" etc don't ring a bell?
Tyler Gray
Also, its more of a rejection of general/"acceptable" idpol, and not giving a fuck about it is the sign of rejection.
Xavier Anderson
lol, no
Luckily I was smart enough to figure all that out myself.
Jason Myers
So all Hillary voters are for having no fly zone over Syria, red scare tier warmongering, TPP, more deregulation, the continuation of mass deportation under Obama(2.5 million people btw), anti-environmental and pro-wallstreet policies? No one could possibly be voting for their own interest or what they think the lesser evil might be.
They were pretending to be by saying socdem policies are impossible?
Adrian Bell
I know this is retarded but it had me laughing for several minutes.
Samuel Barnes
The other flaw with this "lump everybody together"-logic is, of course, that it also implies everyone who didn't vote/protest voted in fact increased the value of the votes for the mainstream candidates, and is thus practically endorsing BOTH of them.
Backing the coup in Honduras was potentially hawkish?
>American democracy is 240 years old If you are not black or a woman. Tsk, tsk. You had one job, SJW.
Brayden Price
bumping for more salt
lmao, James Woods with the bants. I forgot he did that character. Movie worth watching again? That was my little sister's fav movie when we were younger. iirc it was kinda funny
Hunter Richardson
lmao, they cannot accept it. Don't worry, we'll let them know, over & over again, that their candidate was dogshit.
