ITT: things with explicitly reactionary content you actually enjoy

The Dark Knight is totally a fascist movie

Dark Night Rises was pretty dank

If that is the case, then punk has fallen far indeed.

Ponies is a reactionary thing that I enjoy.

But magic and friendship are totally revolutionary. See Hegel.

Playing as fascists in grand strategy games

19th century military marches

country music

Take off your sunglasses

kek

I am with you there. In 40k I used to play the Inquisition. Sometimes being the bad guy is fun.

Can't follow you there, I'm afraid.

All of the above.

Despite both being total porkers, I still fucking love both Batman and The Shadow.

I also somewhat enjoy Tycoon/Management games, generic MURICA FUCK YEAH fps shooters and rich people simulators like Test Drive Unlimited 2.

Though if there is one reactionary thing above all else I love, it's shopping district aesthetics. It's like vaporwave (which I also love), but genuine instead of ironic. I know it's the ultimate porky shit, but I can't help it.

I know communism is the right choice, buttfuckit I'm gonna miss that commercial architecture when all I see is nothing but drab russian-style buildings.

I don't think you realise what communism actually entails, and how art and architecture would flourish without the constraints of profit.

Rush.

Tbh punk in general is pretty left wing. Billy Talent, Sex Pistols, Black Flag, Green Day, and Dropkick Murphys all have some pretty left leaning songs. The Dropkick Murphys literally have one called "The Worker's Song".

I've seen what it's left behind. Pyongyang is probably the greatest architectural example of what communism can do, but is it even really communist when it's under a fascist dictator?

what in the actual fuck

I like commercial rap music about how much money they have and how many big-bootied bitches they fuck.

Okay check out 1920s Russian cinema, then check out 1920s US cinema. Tell me which one is more artistic and innovative.

Nazi punk can be fun.

:)

Are you nigger?

Nope.

I think I started out liking it ironically.

Nazi punk music has literally zero value. You should feel bad.

Same here. Though I think there's a middle ground between that and revolutionary rap. Like Danny Roberts or drake

I like the lyrics m8, >I'm a racist, the niggers hate it
as a chorus. It's funny.

This black metal, and neo/dark-folk.

The Mazone had infiltrated human society, intermarrying, taking jobs etc. Harlock and co had recently developed a Mazone sensor that could distinguish them from regular humans so they went in and shot them all.
I told you this was Holla Forumss favourite anime.

It's really not dude. The lyrics are the worst aspect of it all. I could see how somebody might dig it sonically but actually enjoying the lyrics is fucking ridiculous.

As opposed to such classics such as "I gotta pee", "my head hurts", and "I want to fuck the dead"?
I'm going to keep ironically liking it.

But those songs are intentionally jokes or were written to be provocative and don't represent the entire genre. You're just sitting around listening to a bunch of sincere racists and fascists play standard punk chords. It's not even particularly good punk. It's mostly generic. I just don't see the appeal.

Arguably varg is so reactionairy he loops back around to primitive tribal communism.

All I've got left is I'd rather watch a real bad movie over sharknado or something.

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ITT: nobody knows what reactionary means.

I like reaction images.

I feel it my fam.

Never forget tho that Laibach are secret communists.

This. I knew Holla Forums was autistic but I didn't expect them to not enjoy movies because of their wet socialist dreams. Grow up.

He probably meant that all the things mentioned ITT do not match the definition of reactionary.

Meades documentaries

nvm misread

I have an exceptional fondness for Fascist uniforms and the general aesthetic of Fascist design, especially the Waffen SS.

I hate most modern art and I'm a fan of neo-classicism and classical works.

I love military marching music.

I play and deeply enjoy 40k along with some other RPG's. I'm even putting together a genestealer cults army.

Paying GW money in any way causes me physical pain though.

Communism wouldn't be so bad if it didn't involve mass nonwhite immigration, tbh.

Anime and cartoons. Between sjw universe and the terrible working conditions and anime.
They're reactionary as fuck but i just can't stop

not if you realize bane was the hero Gotham both needed and deserved. A current day Posadist he is.

I don't know if I'd classify 40K as reactionary. I mean, the factions are certainly all balls to the walls variants of rightwing craziness, if not outright demonic evil. But it all seems like some sort of "Hell in the Milkyway" scenario as a result of previous legitimately reactionary empires. Horus Heresy reads to me as a tragedy about the inevitable fall of a galaxy spanning nazi wetdream. Emps was a shit.

And of course, Orks are pure absurdists just having a blast.

It's like if pop music was actually fun and not shit.

I thoroughly enjoy professional sports.

It is everything bad about pop (derivative, simplistic, vapid) combined with everythjng bad about rap (consumerist, identitarian, celebrating stupidity).

I know that it is just a corporate logo, but I have been following my team for decades and am so emotionally invested that I can not quit it. It is completely irrational but more addicting than an opiate. I cried in the streets during the championship parade.

I love aesthetics from decidedly reactionary groups or things, ranging from being in the same situation as , to the Imperium's aesthetics in W40k, to Vaporwave's aesthetics, even though the latter is an ironic exaggeration. I also think some countries/kingdoms/empires are neat in a "bring-them-back" sort of way

But by the end of the day, I'm on this board

How are 80s action movies reactionary? What the fuck does that even mean? It's a fucking movie.

Well OP says "content", so if I had to make a guess they mean to post anything that you like that has anything that could be considered reactionary, from symbolism (which I guess '80s actions movies would fall under, what with the Cold War and all), to stuff that was used by or became associated with reactionary groups (like )

All art is political you fucking nigger. 80's action movies are full of overt toxic-masculinity, hyper individualism, pro Pax-Americana jingoism and other ultra reactionary overtones.

That said, I enjoy Robocop and the Lethal Wepon series dispite its obvious ideology.

I love the aesthetics of the old military aristocracy, the Prussians in particular.

NSBM, Neofolk, Occultism/Mysticism, Nasheeds, Evola, fascists/NS aesthetics in general. I would say warhammer 40k too but I prefer Chaos personally. I'm generally attracted to the romantic themes in extreme metal but I am not sure if that is reactionary in the case of apolitical bands.

Robocop is more left than right m8.

nazi atheistic is pretty cool

not as good as the stalinist atheistic but still good

I still like animu even if they generally have messages who range from subtle "NIPPON STRONK" to straight up "YAMATO DAMASHI, THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SUN WILL RISE AGAIN" netouyo masturbatory fantasy.
I also find funny how the foreigners always have to be half-blooded, with the foreigner parent being the mother.

I don't get the whole "SS uniforms are so cool muh hugo boss" thing, they've always looked like shit to me.

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What are you talking about? Robocop was a satire against corporate oligarchy i.e. big money.

Source?

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Don't know how encouraging traits that make men good imperialist soilders isn't toxic.

Dress uniforms are fucking gay
Dirty fatigues and simple custom details are the way to go
Go guerrillero or go gulag

Yup, but it's understandable why someone would think its reactionary since every normies liked its cruelty and fascism unironically

There's nothing conservative about Death or even hinting at libertarian.

That's turbo trolling, for example Dave Mustaine frontman of the second biggest thrash metal act ever before he became a born again Christian used to be the poster child for liberal metalheads.

He even shilled the for the Democrats in the early 90s on MTV to get young people to vote for Bill Clinton.

He wrote the typical anti-religious stuff that most metalbands do, he even bloody wrote anti-war songs and being the typical democrat type American liberal he once was, he even a pro-gun control song.

Metal is lefty as fuck, maybe not socialist but right wingers are the exception not the norm.

The Space Marines are not supposed to be the "good" guys, they're grotesque akin to how Laibach lampoons Nazis

Even that one about France that bigs up the OAS?

Lol thanks for not knowing anything about communism

I like the field grey and shoulder boards, as well as the collar runes. I think it's the sharp, Prussian styled look with the blend of black and grey. The tiny little details and the small markings really add to it as well. I don't really like the Hugo-Boss aspect (that's more 'General'-SS) and it's kind of a meme spouted by normies who want to act like they know something about WW2. That sort of 'niche' fact people like to parade around.

The Viet-Cong are pretty cool tbh.

OAS a gud boy
youtube.com/watch?v=19ZPKPo8Efw
Brasillach dindu nuffin
youtube.com/watch?v=CNSsEvGWirc

Stop it.

Angkar/Khmer Rouge was pretty effay.

So is DPRK aesthetics when I think about it.

or Stalinism/MLism in general.

It's pretty much as left as metal gets unfortunately I have to admit.

The British grind scene always had anarchopunk roots.

youtube.com/watch?v=WL3Jh_Iv9W8