/ss13/

Daniel Hendricks edition.

Is the server dead yet?
has my subtle and not so subtle trolling and driving a wedge into the community work?

is Riesen still dead?
is Koriath/Kyrian still fellating various admins and themselves to stay in power?
has the community looked deep within themselves and found salvation through robotics and plasma bombings?


who the fuck knows, let's shitpost in this thread and masturbate to xeno porn together

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yes
no, it wasn't necessary for collapse
yes, I think
no, it's dead as fuck
no, that's gay, you're gay
xeno is heresy

Don't deny what is true, don't deny justice when you see fit.
I am the boogey man, and you're just a roach.

Xeno is love, Xeno is life.
Sieg Riesen!

Bad trips. Bad shitpost. Bad server. Bad game.

Mediocre WebM, bring me the head of Koriath and I'll give you one (1) free GOOD ss13 Thread.

The crippling autism killed it. Metafagging leads to infighting, which begets dead servers, asshurt, and a dead community.

Such power. Discord autism is best autism.

Yes, I've ran a metagaming group with four people and then blamed it on the ss13 mumble in the thread which caused infighting
I've got a person recorded metagaming and sent it to the admins which when he got promptly banned and Doxxed a good friend of them and roleplayed as his Ex gf (she dumped him for a White 6'1 chad)
Yes, I've influenced the ss13 community to join firestation which promptly got hate station nervous when they saw 30 players in one day

I am responsible for these things and more, I am the true boogeyman!


You deserve a medal.

The name is Sierra. I will see you soon bby

Histrionic, BPD, bloodsucker, failed normalfag stacy with no worth.
I should have used you but Kyrion/Koriath did all the work before I knew what was going on.

good for him

Yo join the discord I want to show you a supreme meme I have been working on. About a certain. Femaleinorbit

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No, Join my Domain where I rule.
I won't be culled and ready for the slaughter in a place I have no power in.

Mumble:
mumble-us.cleanvoice.com

Port:
38620

What happened to our old server?

I smothered it in it's crib with a pillow drenched in motor oil.

Nig people dont know how to use their head. That dont make you a genius shitter.

SS13 is dead. The age of spess is gone. All that's left is to accept it. Either move on and become a seaman or fade into obscurity.

Ah yes, barotrauma: where every round ends in under a minute.

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Still a minute longer than the average round of ss13 these days.

Sorry, what's the exact condition for death? I know 100 total damage crits you, but is it 100 oxygen damage will flat out kill you afterwards?

OP is alright

I haven't joined in months, im guessing the servers are completely dead now?


There are four types of damage
Oxygen, Brute, Burn, and Toxin
100 total will send you into crit.
200 total damage is death; the type of damage is irrelevant.
When you go into crit, you start receiving oxygen damage and it's usually what kills you off if there isn't another source of damage.
It's possible to go into crit and never die in certain circumstances, such as having an autorespiration virus that removes the need to breathe (because it takes away oxy damage)

But it might vary by server. I think there was some public server that made crit at 50 dmg.

>When you go into crit, you start receiving oxygen damage and it's usually what kills you off if there isn't another source of damage.

Okay that's what I'm thinking of, thank you.

I never got a chance to be a shitter with glass shards

I fixed your post for you danhen

Any server recomendations? baystation is still a shithole?

Is the Linux version of byond not an unstable piece of shit yet?

I can't believe i even considered playing this game with you faggots…

lifeweb when
no, i dont want to play with a circlejerk on the ruski's serbian every weekend

What you're supposed to do is set up a trash bin with a chute on the end and turn off the pump. Then fill it with 100 glass shards and turn the pump back on when someone you don't like is standing in front of it.

Never then

Just stopped by because I used to play a ton of SS13 when I was 16.
After seeing this thread I'm glad I stopped playing. everyone ITT is either underage or autistic

I'm pretty sure that's the game's target audience tbh

Fuck me, I'm either banned from all the servers due to badmins or they have a codebase that is complete cancer.

*kidnaps u by voring you nom nom*

We already played the glory days of ss13 on Holla Forums and we didn't even know it.

/vg/ is the only other station that's remotely good.

ive been banned from there for over a year now for telling the head admin to kill his stupid self.

...

Well this seems utterly retarded.

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