For Honor

So i got access to the for honor alpha, i'll post my experience and screenshots here, even though i'm not allow

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docs.google.com/uc?id=0B5ma38oYCU4uN00tRVhocHFyNDA&export=download
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a53a733923d
archive.is/Oe9eh
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What do you mean, you're not allowed?
You didn't sign anything, did you?

Worst that can happen they'll ban your uplay account and you won't have access to all those amazing Ubisoft games anymore

If your username shows up in any screenshot, just make sure to remove it. There's no way they'll be able to trace it back to you.

yeah i signed an NDA saying i cant do this shit, from what little i read i can't post screenshots or share my experiences, but im a cool dude

Be careful with the screenshots. You might have agreed to a penalty in the NDA.

Pretty much this.

I've got a key as well for it but I really can't be assed with it. Maybe if I get a bottle of tequila in me then I might.

You're doing god's work OP

Nice, user. Not the signing an NDA part, that's stupid. The leaking part is nice.
Remember to check your screenshots so they can't trace it back to you.

Gotta go faster, user

i've got the NDA here, how should i post it?

Absolutely, yes.
REMOVE YOUR FUCKING NAME, THOUGH.
Also, please remove exif data.

pastebin.com/

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oh yeah, should i post it there aswell as the screenshot?

pastebin.com/5gZGkYfb

did it anyway

Doing God's work.

In §6 you essentially gave them a blank check, if they decide to sue you for damages.

lol i have no money jokes on them the idiots

Thank you OP, i just hope you won't end up having to take one for the team, penalties look hefty.

If it has your name splattered across the screen like most alphas, use a thick gaussian blur on all the spots. Also change any metadata that indicates you took the screenshot if you used uplay, if you used an external screenshot client/printscreen you should be good

Is this some kind of Chilvalry-like? Also, aren't NDAs legally binding? Careful, you madman.

Just to refresh my mind this was the game with the fanfiction of the Vikings,Templars and Samurais fighting each other right?

It's like they know it's going to be shit don't they?

they put that shit in every NDA every. Its a 'were gonna fuck you' agreement.

OP we won't mind if you play it safe and take your time to edit the screenshots. Don't trust any of us not to snitch on you (ubi shills browse this board)

i'll be careful guise, don't worry, any screenshot programs i should use?

why are you so paranoid about shills, you realise anyone who talks about shills loses all credibility right?

4chan is being dominated by CTR people right now, trust me, just assume that ubisoft is watching this site.


printscreen is your safest option

Won't the "printscreen" button work

Of course it's going to be shit, if the game was good they wouldn't have taked so many measures to avoid any kind of leak

Printscreen key works.
If you use Firefox or similar browsers, go with Screengrab.

I bet someone would snitch on OP just for a laugh.

Just censor all names

God speed user

It looks more like a cross between anarchy reigns and mount and blade.

Didn't that happen with the beta for the PC version of Dragons Dogma? Some guy got it for like testing or review purposes and was sharing it with people and someone sold him out.

Need to load up the shotguns

gonna take screens in windowed mode, and yes it has my name plastered everywhere

This

There will always some retard that do something like this for "lulz" or "butthurt"

it might even be me :^)

Careful OP. It can be a lot worse than getting banned. Might get sued. I suggest making sure to edit every screenshot and cover up and anything that can link it to you.

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fixed that for you

Remember to white-out or blur your name whereever it comes up and remove any incriminating user-data if you use Uplay's screenshot tool.

Or just printscreen and paste it into Paint or something.

pass it through paint.net, using a gaussian blur of like 15-20 on your name. We'll probably still be able to see the important bits

you don't need to tell us anything. we already know it's shit.

Fuck, I know I saw this movie but I can't remember what it was called. Goddammit.

Just fucking copy it to MS paint and cut ALL of the names

Secondhand Lions

its been downloading, menu screenshot

which should i choose first btw?

Vikings

pussies


if you are nordic, vikings. other europeon? knights. anything else? Samurai

Knights

Smite heartens with righteous fury

You're on an animu image board full of weebs. Samurai of course.

looks like im going knights

Pirates

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so this is a thing, also, will do vikings next

I don't know what the fuck's wrong with my brain today, I read the list as
and I had to do a double take

Watch out OP, I could more or less read your name

custom emblem? how in depth is it? if not very ubisoft needs to burn because that was the easiest thing they could have done

You are probably hungry. Go eat something.

Try to make something cool

If you can make a swastika user you'll make me proud.

go full windmill of happiness :^)

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I don't know, he would risk himself to be identified at doing a distinctive emblem.

it's really dumb that they chose vikings over the Mongols or Moors. I know it's to bait the Skyrim crowd but still.

Deleted last screen because my name, will reup

fair point, okay user see if you can make the emblem, but don't use it! We will save it for when we want to do some triggering.

Wait

This user is right

Go with some generic one or censor it

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Imagine being the intern that gets that order.

Don't even bother showing us the emblem you make. You can be identified too easily.

oh shit, yeah, didn't think of that, i'll post a swastika if i can make one but go with a generico afterwards

IRREPARABLE HARM

wait belay that order don't imagine being a jew

make it like pic related but with the legs twisted like a Swastika.

This is the closest i could get to a swastika, sadly, you can't feely manipulate the shapes

looks like the cannons on Bowser's ships in Mario 3.

Looks good

Now back to the generic one and show us some of this tasty gameplay

pretty good

Fuck, almost close.

So you're saying my dream of charging the samurai line as a viking with a babe on my shield is impossible.

Game runs pretty smooth for someone with a potato processor

Well there is Ubisofts patented Shitty Light Engine

no no its realistic to look at the sky and instantly go blind

sorry for the sloppy edits, can't see it properly and i don't wanna take risks

I want to believe that it's very limited because it's a alpha but knowing Ubisoft…


Holy shit, that lighting

You are doing awesome job user

Also nice dubs

Better than getting raped by Ubijew

nice ponytail though

We understand user, safety first. Doing gods work.

man they really are small

something looks... wrong about that guy your fighting.

so the movement is shit without being locked on?

Say goodbye to your ubisoft games, user.

You know you could use OBS, cover your nickname automatically with black boxes and stream it somewhere that isn't twitch or hitbox

also you missed a name

Ruh roh

Bane?

FUCK
,PLEASE DELETE YOUR POST FAM SO I DONT GET FUCKED

Delete it for fuck sake

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this shit is legally binding and im vry scurred, i don wanna get sued or some shit

Delete this you cunt

Nigga come on.

shit good luck and godspeed, user

Come on user delete it, OP is trying to do something nice for us all and show us how shit this game is.

NIGGA I DIDN'T PAY FOR ANYTHING FROM UBISOFT I SWEAR, NOT EVEN KIDDING I ONLY MADE A UPLAY ACCOUNT FOR THIS FREE ALPHA SHIT

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You are bunch of cunts arent ya?

how are you legally agreed?

by name, by account, by email?

Nuke the thread op,

Its to late now

why are you such a cunt?

by all of the above

This is why we can't have nice things.

this

wew, youre an asshole

delete your uplay account and claim any photos reported that you took are false

fuck it, if this asshole is sending this stuff to ubicunt i might aswell make show as much as i can

I sure hope you didnt give them your real name at least

You can delete the entire thread by going to your OP post user. Time to purge this and hope you don't get found out by the ubisoft jews.

Also, fuck that cunt from helping Ubishit.

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you said your broke right? so take what little money you have and prepare to live off neetbux

it probably won't even be that bad

Just fucking delete the thread user

Its over

Maybe you can still save yourself

you do realize this could actually ruin my life, right? i could lose what little money i have, because of you

Need a stream?

URL: "rtmp://rtmp.ankhstream.com/live"
KEY: "guest"

ankhstream.com/#guest

Nuke the thread homie

I knew OP would screw up sooner or later, and even though I can't blame that user for trolling the shit out of him, its still pretty faggy to help Ubishit

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nuke the thread, prepare to cover your ass

how do i start streaming this shit?

we're going to send u too hell, haha! why? because we want too, we're so edgy and cool guys

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kkk

Shut it down, nigga

You are a cunt for helping ubijews

And OP just wanted to show us game you gigantic faggot

Install OBS
obsproject.com/
Put in the details in boradcast settings
select the window you want to stream and click stream

You have two options: erase everything and move of the place you are or continue and be the hero that Holla Forums needs but doesn't deserve.

Make stream and then nuke the thread

Good speed

>>>Holla Forums you have to go back

so can you guys wait until i stream this shit to fuck me over at least?

Go back to Holla Forums kid.

Want me to nuke the thread OP?

go back to Holla Forums

>>>Holla Forums

You aided Ubisoft in this faggot. Remember that next time you ever ask "man why does everything suck"

This is why we cant have nice things

Reported.
You're the worst kind of user.

No, we already sending in the ubisoft squad.

Hang yourself

You don't deserve to use that Bane pic faggot

What's new here?

haha
fuck you ubishills

Great, now this faggot is going to get even more triggered and report op

Fuck sake

He was already reported, you retard.

Shit dude, I know that messing with people is fun but this is just being an asshole

I predicted this

an user even doubted me

Screencap this thread. Let it serve as a lesson. Ubishills browse this board

wrong post this is the prediction

They are not ubi shills

They are just fucking edgelords doing it for le epin bugghurt

what am i missing here? im getting an error

he's a shill

even if he did it for free

Alpha testing for ubisoft for free is more cancerous than reporting to ubisoft for free, to be honest.

I hope you know how much autism is being procurred right now to equate the force of a blackhole in mental strength to deliver you a painful and brutal death.

He did it for us you dumb cunt

And now some retards are bitting the hand that is feeding it

I think you're risking a lot here, user. For your sake, you should have nuked it as soon as you made a slip up.

The data is right, just checked.
Try checking "use authentication"

OP knows he's fucked either way, so he's going to allahu akbar for all of us.


I respect that

oh well im fucked already

still getting failed to connect

God speed op

I will send you money for a lawyer when ubijews get your ass

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Guys, I wanna say this for future leaks.

Always use TOR, it's why we have it in the first place. If you want to leak something we can even help you. If you use TOR you can always deny it was you.

ALWAYS recheck your image shots. if you see a tag of sorts then use a fake tag.

ALWAYS double check. also I don't mind helping you guys with leaks, granted it's a game that Holla Forums would be interested in.

Just be extremely careful when it comes to this shit. We have shills browsing from companies like Nintendo to Sega and even EA.

with that said, would Holla Forums be interested in stickying a live stream too increase anal pain? I want ubisoft to know they're fucking cancer and everyone hates them.


No he's a shill, I've been told personally that we have people browsing the board for this kinda thing.


I'll donate 50, fuck Ubisoft.

I just tried using them without adding anything, it's working perfectly for me user.

Can you show me the error?

Too late for that, the only option it's to keep going. Your sacrifice will and should never be forgotten OP

Its op's stupidity that he didn't automatically premade bars in same position in photoshop or other editor. And copy pasted screenshots behind the bars, like everyone normal would do. Instead he painted it with shitty brush tool, which can still be recognized by some parts, and then went retarded and forgot to paint the middle.

He deserved everything for his stupidity. Idiots must be punished.

Just leak the ISO and I'll put it on Volafile.

Maybe it's the server.

Let me see if I can stream

What are you gonna do, faggot? Call the cops?

You are an absolute madman but also a hero

So its really confirmed?

Wow just wow

I never thought that serious companies will hire people for a random imageboard with 2000 users

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that would be worthless, it'll be drmed to shit so it won't even function without server access

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Alright, next time you leave the toilet seat up, tell your wife's boyfriend Jamal to chop your head off for making such a horrible mistake.

It's a server problem.

I can't stream either

Using TOR is better than not using anything at all.

k guys, i'm gonna admit i'm 17, can they still sue me?

have you not seen the transparency report, we had fucking 4.5 billion views during the past month. We're hardly a random image board. also keep in mind that we're like around 25% percent of that. We're fucking huge.


damn, wish there was a way I could help out then.


yup, also keep in mind that the FBI doesn't give a shit about vidya.

THEY ARE SHUTTING IT DOWN

Well, i don't disagree with that, but anonymous proxies and private vpn is always better than anything.

Either the key or the URL is wrong m9

You do know they post elsewhere too? Even if just one of you retards buys the game, that's a profit for them. They pay shills barely anything.

oh yeah, a VPN would be much better. Make sure you don't use a honeypot though.

I'm streaming right now
Don't know what to say, can't help you more than this

how the hell did you sign the NDA then, I don't think you're even allowed to do legally binding stuff (in the US at least)

eji

i put in a fake age, duh

I'm not gonna ban you for Underage since you done good. but never say your age again,

kek

that could be some defense
just dont expect to keep your ubi account but thats not that bad

Where do i sign in for a paid shitposting about shit vidya?

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Ubisoft is shit anyway, better to get his ubi games taken from him then going to jail.

These jewish rats sure do love to squirm.

Just post the rest of what you've found out and nuke the thread before Andrew Wilson finds out where you live and has his goons take you out

The job is legally called internet merchandiser, public product advertiser or something in those lines.

honestly if they didnt even verify if you were old enough that NDA probably wont stand in a court of law


he said he didn't own any, made the account just for the aplha

I don't know, but take for sure that won't stop them for coming for your ass

It's weird.

It works as well on my channel

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Just send a letter directly to Mr. Ubisoft.

Saved by the fucking bell
UBI SHILLS BTFO

im recording this shit, where should i upload when im done?

he's probably fine then.


SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE FRENCH JEW

So guys, vote to sticky

I recommend volafile. Hell if you can stream it on twitch then you can embed it here.

twitch will fuck me and end the stream probs

Dunno OP I wish I could help ;_;

I say stream until you get banned, you could use OBS for preplaced blocks to delay the inevitable

not a bad idea. make multiple twitch channels

I think youtube has less control than twitch, but I'm not sure

just make webms of the game and post them here

Even better. Record with obs -> put on vola -> we download and make webms of it ourselves.

or pornhub like the no mans sky fag

So it's basically a rip-off of Pirates Vikings and Knights?

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Surely our freedoms become less and less in this world

im recording as much of this game as i can, all the multiplayer game modes, the playable characters, most of the tutorial

Really fucking nice OP, specially those trips

GodTrips confirm user

You are the chosen one
The one suffering for the sins are faggotry of Holla Forums

it was meant to be

(checked)
excellent full house. Godspeed, just don't let those frenchmen assassinate you before you can show us

post on youtube, make sure we all backup so we can compare to final product

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one of the multiplayer modes is greyed out

Lmao, what a piece of shit.
Ubishit outdid themselves

kk, finished recording, will upload to multiple sources, everyone backup and upload them aswell

You should leak the footage to youtube or pornhub

volafile.io/r/7y93pA
being uploaded, will share more soon

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will take around 10 mins for each link

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Fuck it, leak it everywhere. The amount of salt will be amanzing.

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IT BEGINS

Bitch I like knights and half swording after a stressful day.

FILE IS UP

You're a gentleman and a scholar, OP

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will upload with that title

drive.google.com/open?id=0B5ma38oYCU4uN00tRVhocHFyNDA
google drive link

docs.google.com/uc?id=0B5ma38oYCU4uN00tRVhocHFyNDA&export=download

much faster download link for the botnet

How many species of dolphin does this include?

I knew it would be shit.
But I foolishly believed it would take some newer, crazier road towards being shit.

Combat still looks nice, but it doesn't look like it's fun to control. Is there some fluidity in your movements? Can you cancel animations?

absolutely not, it's just spamspamspamspam with pretty animations

So it's confirmed to be your typical Ubisoft game?

pretty much, and the 'art of battle' system where you lock on, is rock paper scissors, but you can see what your opponent is going to throw, the best thing to do is spam with no lock on

MADMAN

I fucking knew it. It's a button-masher.

just wanted to brag bout how coolio i am fam

OP just wanted to say you are doing god work, hope you don't get any problem.

At your age i would've chickened out long ago.
Good job, OP.

NDA's to start out with, aren't that big of a deal, and contracts don't even matter if you're a minor, so everything's good, worst that'll happen is that in a dew days i'll lose for honor but who the fuck cares, the game's trash

Atta boy!

Wow, I couldn't even stand 9 minutes of that shit everything looks so wonky and boring. Tell me OP how does the controls feel? Also I take the opportunity to tell you that you are everything but a faggot, never change.

if you have a left click fetish, this game is for you, the controls aren't awful, but there's no real reason to use anything but shift, wasd and left click

pornhub link is up
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a53a733923d

Make webms and mp4s of this stuff. Spread it like wildfire in the webm threads.

Fucking shit.

OPs like you only come around a gorillion threads or so, good work user.

Should have put Asian and Teen in there too, those get loadseviews.

lmao?

i dont believe you, post your dick to verify

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10/10 OP you're doing gods work
wew

Also:
I hope this isn't where you live, if so, you dun goofed.

nah fam, default location

Epic, nice, I like it!

wew ubisoft, you've done it again

more like op shitting the bed

Game looks really dull. Looks ridiculously easy too.
Are normalfags excited for this game? I've heard no buzz about it myself.

WEW UBI

What kind of fucking rule is this? I hope that doesn't apply to the release version.
I would have no problem with silky smooth fps, but that's kind of batshit insane

WHERE IS THE HALF-SWORDING?!

So, how did OP get fucked by an ubisoft shill exactly? Did he leave exif data in or something?

ONE-WOMAN MALE EXTERMINATION MACHINE!

the game plasters your name all over the screen, in one of the printscreens i forgot to blank out a name, a shill reported me for leaking

Good luck OP, I hope you don't get van'd

OP is a real human bean and a hero

So has anything happened yet? Have they terminated your account or the FBI are knocking the door as we speak?

nah, ubikike haven't done shit, probably haven't seen the email yet

Guess I'll just go to the Renaissance festival in full gear again rather than waste my time on this.

its just fucking Shadow of Morder / Bamham / every modern 3rd person action game, but with the stock Ubisoft/generic open world stats and skillz

For what it seems no, no one it's hyped for this game. I mean, I didn't know that they give alpha keys until I say this thread but of course, expect Ubisoft to use his handful of shills and jewtubers to try to sell it to some dumb kid.

It reminds me of something.

Wat.

Or, you know, Nordic people?

Such as the ones that live in sweden?

user I have some bad news…

Christian Varangians were cool

Political parties have been hiring shills to subvert Holla Forums for years for example. Hell, even CIA, with the whole Applied Memetics company thing.

Instead of vikings they should have went with the chugs or muds.


Ay yo hol' up.

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Holy shit you're right. It's a Western version of a musou. 100s of easy enemies with a couple of "boss" enemies every once and awhile.

Though somehow they made something that look worse than your average musou. It's bland looking brown /grey designs, the characters probably have zero personalities.

Bravo Western Devs you made a terrible Genre even worse.

Yes, and any other Nordic country? What exactly is your argument here? That Nordic people would not prefer to play as Nordic warriors? They would.


Almost everyone in Nordic countries hates moslems

Both were and are unintelligent savages who never contributed anything to the world. Who cares, since both would be a bad addition to the game.

Why did you delete his posts I wanted to see what he was saying?

Until the nordic governments do something about their muslim influx, how the people feel isn't going to do much.

Unless they have the balls to pull off something that would make other countries think about their muslim problems.

Dear diary, OP was actually a chill dude today

he was saying shit like
heh…. you fool, i just reported u too my ubisoft masters goy… i will send u to hell itself because it's funny…
real edg-meister

Please tell me this isn't you, based underaged-kun.
archive.is/Oe9eh

Congratulations and thanks for that.

I remember when I broke my first NDA. Fuck apple. Everybody should read up on how evil jobs really is.

fuck no fam, i'm not a plebbit cunt

My first leak was some information on Obama dressed as a Muslim. I posted it months ahead of the election and few people responded. Then Bill O'Reily released the photos on his show and completely fucked up the reveal.

hot damn, nice one user

what was your first leak user?

I almost feel bad for the Dailygamer24 you're framing who's gonna get shit from Ubisoft and might face legal penalties.
Almost.

I hope this pisses everyone else off, not just me.

OP you are an hero!

We won't forget your sacrifice!

Can someone fill me in on what happened?
Did ubishills report OP?
Is OP kill?

Fucking triggered

i share screens of the game with my name plastered on it and blank them out, i forgot one and a ubishill saw it and reported it to ubisoft, legal action probably won't be taken cus im a minor and NDA's aren't that big of a deal

Did someone make a screencap yet?

screencap of what?

teh bread

which thread though?

if you're talking about the one where i get sold out it's still up here 8ch.net/v/res/10285371.html#10293797

Eh, nvm

oh shit wait, i mixed this thread up with the other thread, what thread do you need my dude?

This one…

fug