So i got access to the for honor alpha, i'll post my experience and screenshots here, even though i'm not allow
For Honor
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What do you mean, you're not allowed?
You didn't sign anything, did you?
Worst that can happen they'll ban your uplay account and you won't have access to all those amazing Ubisoft games anymore
If your username shows up in any screenshot, just make sure to remove it. There's no way they'll be able to trace it back to you.
yeah i signed an NDA saying i cant do this shit, from what little i read i can't post screenshots or share my experiences, but im a cool dude
Be careful with the screenshots. You might have agreed to a penalty in the NDA.
Pretty much this.
I've got a key as well for it but I really can't be assed with it. Maybe if I get a bottle of tequila in me then I might.
You're doing god's work OP
Nice, user. Not the signing an NDA part, that's stupid. The leaking part is nice.
Remember to check your screenshots so they can't trace it back to you.
Gotta go faster, user
i've got the NDA here, how should i post it?
Absolutely, yes.
REMOVE YOUR FUCKING NAME, THOUGH.
Also, please remove exif data.
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oh yeah, should i post it there aswell as the screenshot?
did it anyway
Doing God's work.
In §6 you essentially gave them a blank check, if they decide to sue you for damages.
lol i have no money jokes on them the idiots
Thank you OP, i just hope you won't end up having to take one for the team, penalties look hefty.
If it has your name splattered across the screen like most alphas, use a thick gaussian blur on all the spots. Also change any metadata that indicates you took the screenshot if you used uplay, if you used an external screenshot client/printscreen you should be good
Is this some kind of Chilvalry-like? Also, aren't NDAs legally binding? Careful, you madman.
Just to refresh my mind this was the game with the fanfiction of the Vikings,Templars and Samurais fighting each other right?
It's like they know it's going to be shit don't they?
they put that shit in every NDA every. Its a 'were gonna fuck you' agreement.
OP we won't mind if you play it safe and take your time to edit the screenshots. Don't trust any of us not to snitch on you (ubi shills browse this board)
i'll be careful guise, don't worry, any screenshot programs i should use?
why are you so paranoid about shills, you realise anyone who talks about shills loses all credibility right?
4chan is being dominated by CTR people right now, trust me, just assume that ubisoft is watching this site.
printscreen is your safest option
Won't the "printscreen" button work
Of course it's going to be shit, if the game was good they wouldn't have taked so many measures to avoid any kind of leak
Printscreen key works.
If you use Firefox or similar browsers, go with Screengrab.
I bet someone would snitch on OP just for a laugh.
Just censor all names
God speed user
It looks more like a cross between anarchy reigns and mount and blade.
Didn't that happen with the beta for the PC version of Dragons Dogma? Some guy got it for like testing or review purposes and was sharing it with people and someone sold him out.
Need to load up the shotguns
gonna take screens in windowed mode, and yes it has my name plastered everywhere
This
There will always some retard that do something like this for "lulz" or "butthurt"
it might even be me :^)
Careful OP. It can be a lot worse than getting banned. Might get sued. I suggest making sure to edit every screenshot and cover up and anything that can link it to you.
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fixed that for you
Remember to white-out or blur your name whereever it comes up and remove any incriminating user-data if you use Uplay's screenshot tool.
Or just printscreen and paste it into Paint or something.
pass it through paint.net, using a gaussian blur of like 15-20 on your name. We'll probably still be able to see the important bits
you don't need to tell us anything. we already know it's shit.
Fuck, I know I saw this movie but I can't remember what it was called. Goddammit.
Just fucking copy it to MS paint and cut ALL of the names
Secondhand Lions
its been downloading, menu screenshot
which should i choose first btw?
Vikings
pussies
if you are nordic, vikings. other europeon? knights. anything else? Samurai
Knights
Smite heartens with righteous fury
You're on an animu image board full of weebs. Samurai of course.
looks like im going knights
Pirates
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so this is a thing, also, will do vikings next
I don't know what the fuck's wrong with my brain today, I read the list as
and I had to do a double take
Watch out OP, I could more or less read your name
custom emblem? how in depth is it? if not very ubisoft needs to burn because that was the easiest thing they could have done
You are probably hungry. Go eat something.
Try to make something cool
If you can make a swastika user you'll make me proud.
go full windmill of happiness :^)
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I don't know, he would risk himself to be identified at doing a distinctive emblem.
it's really dumb that they chose vikings over the Mongols or Moors. I know it's to bait the Skyrim crowd but still.
Deleted last screen because my name, will reup
fair point, okay user see if you can make the emblem, but don't use it! We will save it for when we want to do some triggering.
Wait
This user is right
Go with some generic one or censor it
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Imagine being the intern that gets that order.
Don't even bother showing us the emblem you make. You can be identified too easily.
oh shit, yeah, didn't think of that, i'll post a swastika if i can make one but go with a generico afterwards
IRREPARABLE HARM
wait belay that order don't imagine being a jew
make it like pic related but with the legs twisted like a Swastika.
This is the closest i could get to a swastika, sadly, you can't feely manipulate the shapes
looks like the cannons on Bowser's ships in Mario 3.
Looks good
Now back to the generic one and show us some of this tasty gameplay
pretty good
Fuck, almost close.
So you're saying my dream of charging the samurai line as a viking with a babe on my shield is impossible.
Game runs pretty smooth for someone with a potato processor
Well there is Ubisofts patented Shitty Light Engine
no no its realistic to look at the sky and instantly go blind
sorry for the sloppy edits, can't see it properly and i don't wanna take risks
I want to believe that it's very limited because it's a alpha but knowing Ubisoft…
Holy shit, that lighting
You are doing awesome job user
Also nice dubs
Better than getting raped by Ubijew
nice ponytail though
We understand user, safety first. Doing gods work.
man they really are small
something looks... wrong about that guy your fighting.
so the movement is shit without being locked on?
Say goodbye to your ubisoft games, user.
You know you could use OBS, cover your nickname automatically with black boxes and stream it somewhere that isn't twitch or hitbox
also you missed a name
Ruh roh
Bane?
FUCK
,PLEASE DELETE YOUR POST FAM SO I DONT GET FUCKED
Delete it for fuck sake
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this shit is legally binding and im vry scurred, i don wanna get sued or some shit
Delete this you cunt
Nigga come on.
shit good luck and godspeed, user
Come on user delete it, OP is trying to do something nice for us all and show us how shit this game is.
NIGGA I DIDN'T PAY FOR ANYTHING FROM UBISOFT I SWEAR, NOT EVEN KIDDING I ONLY MADE A UPLAY ACCOUNT FOR THIS FREE ALPHA SHIT
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You are bunch of cunts arent ya?
how are you legally agreed?
by name, by account, by email?
Nuke the thread op,
Its to late now
why are you such a cunt?
by all of the above
This is why we can't have nice things.
this
wew, youre an asshole
delete your uplay account and claim any photos reported that you took are false
fuck it, if this asshole is sending this stuff to ubicunt i might aswell make show as much as i can
I sure hope you didnt give them your real name at least
You can delete the entire thread by going to your OP post user. Time to purge this and hope you don't get found out by the ubisoft jews.
Also, fuck that cunt from helping Ubishit.
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you said your broke right? so take what little money you have and prepare to live off neetbux
it probably won't even be that bad
Just fucking delete the thread user
Its over
Maybe you can still save yourself
you do realize this could actually ruin my life, right? i could lose what little money i have, because of you
Nuke the thread homie
I knew OP would screw up sooner or later, and even though I can't blame that user for trolling the shit out of him, its still pretty faggy to help Ubishit
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nuke the thread, prepare to cover your ass
how do i start streaming this shit?
we're going to send u too hell, haha! why? because we want too, we're so edgy and cool guys
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kkk
Shut it down, nigga
You are a cunt for helping ubijews
And OP just wanted to show us game you gigantic faggot
Install OBS
obsproject.com
Put in the details in boradcast settings
select the window you want to stream and click stream
You have two options: erase everything and move of the place you are or continue and be the hero that Holla Forums needs but doesn't deserve.
Make stream and then nuke the thread
Good speed
>>>Holla Forums you have to go back
so can you guys wait until i stream this shit to fuck me over at least?
Go back to Holla Forums kid.
Want me to nuke the thread OP?
go back to Holla Forums
>>>Holla Forums
You aided Ubisoft in this faggot. Remember that next time you ever ask "man why does everything suck"
This is why we cant have nice things
Reported.
You're the worst kind of user.
No, we already sending in the ubisoft squad.
Hang yourself
You don't deserve to use that Bane pic faggot
What's new here?
haha
fuck you ubishills
Great, now this faggot is going to get even more triggered and report op
Fuck sake
He was already reported, you retard.
Shit dude, I know that messing with people is fun but this is just being an asshole
I predicted this
an user even doubted me
Screencap this thread. Let it serve as a lesson. Ubishills browse this board
wrong post this is the prediction
They are not ubi shills
They are just fucking edgelords doing it for le epin bugghurt
what am i missing here? im getting an error
he's a shill
even if he did it for free
Alpha testing for ubisoft for free is more cancerous than reporting to ubisoft for free, to be honest.
I hope you know how much autism is being procurred right now to equate the force of a blackhole in mental strength to deliver you a painful and brutal death.
He did it for us you dumb cunt
And now some retards are bitting the hand that is feeding it
I think you're risking a lot here, user. For your sake, you should have nuked it as soon as you made a slip up.
The data is right, just checked.
Try checking "use authentication"
OP knows he's fucked either way, so he's going to allahu akbar for all of us.
I respect that
oh well im fucked already
still getting failed to connect
God speed op
I will send you money for a lawyer when ubijews get your ass
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Guys, I wanna say this for future leaks.
Always use TOR, it's why we have it in the first place. If you want to leak something we can even help you. If you use TOR you can always deny it was you.
ALWAYS recheck your image shots. if you see a tag of sorts then use a fake tag.
ALWAYS double check. also I don't mind helping you guys with leaks, granted it's a game that Holla Forums would be interested in.
Just be extremely careful when it comes to this shit. We have shills browsing from companies like Nintendo to Sega and even EA.
with that said, would Holla Forums be interested in stickying a live stream too increase anal pain? I want ubisoft to know they're fucking cancer and everyone hates them.
No he's a shill, I've been told personally that we have people browsing the board for this kinda thing.
I'll donate 50, fuck Ubisoft.
I just tried using them without adding anything, it's working perfectly for me user.
Can you show me the error?
Too late for that, the only option it's to keep going. Your sacrifice will and should never be forgotten OP
Its op's stupidity that he didn't automatically premade bars in same position in photoshop or other editor. And copy pasted screenshots behind the bars, like everyone normal would do. Instead he painted it with shitty brush tool, which can still be recognized by some parts, and then went retarded and forgot to paint the middle.
He deserved everything for his stupidity. Idiots must be punished.
Just leak the ISO and I'll put it on Volafile.
Maybe it's the server.
Let me see if I can stream
What are you gonna do, faggot? Call the cops?
You are an absolute madman but also a hero
So its really confirmed?
Wow just wow
I never thought that serious companies will hire people for a random imageboard with 2000 users
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that would be worthless, it'll be drmed to shit so it won't even function without server access
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Alright, next time you leave the toilet seat up, tell your wife's boyfriend Jamal to chop your head off for making such a horrible mistake.
It's a server problem.
I can't stream either
Using TOR is better than not using anything at all.
k guys, i'm gonna admit i'm 17, can they still sue me?
have you not seen the transparency report, we had fucking 4.5 billion views during the past month. We're hardly a random image board. also keep in mind that we're like around 25% percent of that. We're fucking huge.
damn, wish there was a way I could help out then.
yup, also keep in mind that the FBI doesn't give a shit about vidya.
THEY ARE SHUTTING IT DOWN
Well, i don't disagree with that, but anonymous proxies and private vpn is always better than anything.
Either the key or the URL is wrong m9
You do know they post elsewhere too? Even if just one of you retards buys the game, that's a profit for them. They pay shills barely anything.
oh yeah, a VPN would be much better. Make sure you don't use a honeypot though.
I'm streaming right now
Don't know what to say, can't help you more than this
how the hell did you sign the NDA then, I don't think you're even allowed to do legally binding stuff (in the US at least)
eji
i put in a fake age, duh
I'm not gonna ban you for Underage since you done good. but never say your age again,
kek
that could be some defense
just dont expect to keep your ubi account but thats not that bad
Where do i sign in for a paid shitposting about shit vidya?
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Ubisoft is shit anyway, better to get his ubi games taken from him then going to jail.
These jewish rats sure do love to squirm.
Just post the rest of what you've found out and nuke the thread before Andrew Wilson finds out where you live and has his goons take you out
The job is legally called internet merchandiser, public product advertiser or something in those lines.
honestly if they didnt even verify if you were old enough that NDA probably wont stand in a court of law
he said he didn't own any, made the account just for the aplha
I don't know, but take for sure that won't stop them for coming for your ass
It's weird.
It works as well on my channel
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Just send a letter directly to Mr. Ubisoft.
Saved by the fucking bell
UBI SHILLS BTFO
im recording this shit, where should i upload when im done?
he's probably fine then.
SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE FRENCH JEW
So guys, vote to sticky
I recommend volafile. Hell if you can stream it on twitch then you can embed it here.
twitch will fuck me and end the stream probs
Dunno OP I wish I could help ;_;
I say stream until you get banned, you could use OBS for preplaced blocks to delay the inevitable
not a bad idea. make multiple twitch channels
I think youtube has less control than twitch, but I'm not sure
just make webms of the game and post them here
Even better. Record with obs -> put on vola -> we download and make webms of it ourselves.
or pornhub like the no mans sky fag
So it's basically a rip-off of Pirates Vikings and Knights?
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Surely our freedoms become less and less in this world
im recording as much of this game as i can, all the multiplayer game modes, the playable characters, most of the tutorial
Really fucking nice OP, specially those trips
GodTrips confirm user
You are the chosen one
The one suffering for the sins are faggotry of Holla Forums
it was meant to be
(checked)
excellent full house. Godspeed, just don't let those frenchmen assassinate you before you can show us
post on youtube, make sure we all backup so we can compare to final product
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one of the multiplayer modes is greyed out
Lmao, what a piece of shit.
Ubishit outdid themselves
kk, finished recording, will upload to multiple sources, everyone backup and upload them aswell
You should leak the footage to youtube or pornhub
volafile.io
being uploaded, will share more soon
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will take around 10 mins for each link
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Fuck it, leak it everywhere. The amount of salt will be amanzing.
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IT BEGINS
Bitch I like knights and half swording after a stressful day.
FILE IS UP
You're a gentleman and a scholar, OP
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will upload with that title
drive.google.com
google drive link
docs.google.com
much faster download link for the botnet
How many species of dolphin does this include?
I knew it would be shit.
But I foolishly believed it would take some newer, crazier road towards being shit.
Combat still looks nice, but it doesn't look like it's fun to control. Is there some fluidity in your movements? Can you cancel animations?
absolutely not, it's just spamspamspamspam with pretty animations
So it's confirmed to be your typical Ubisoft game?
pretty much, and the 'art of battle' system where you lock on, is rock paper scissors, but you can see what your opponent is going to throw, the best thing to do is spam with no lock on
MADMAN
I fucking knew it. It's a button-masher.
just wanted to brag bout how coolio i am fam
OP just wanted to say you are doing god work, hope you don't get any problem.
At your age i would've chickened out long ago.
Good job, OP.
NDA's to start out with, aren't that big of a deal, and contracts don't even matter if you're a minor, so everything's good, worst that'll happen is that in a dew days i'll lose for honor but who the fuck cares, the game's trash
Atta boy!
Wow, I couldn't even stand 9 minutes of that shit everything looks so wonky and boring. Tell me OP how does the controls feel? Also I take the opportunity to tell you that you are everything but a faggot, never change.
if you have a left click fetish, this game is for you, the controls aren't awful, but there's no real reason to use anything but shift, wasd and left click
pornhub link is up
pornhub.com
Make webms and mp4s of this stuff. Spread it like wildfire in the webm threads.
Fucking shit.
OPs like you only come around a gorillion threads or so, good work user.
Should have put Asian and Teen in there too, those get loadseviews.
lmao?
i dont believe you, post your dick to verify
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10/10 OP you're doing gods work
wew
Also:
I hope this isn't where you live, if so, you dun goofed.
nah fam, default location
Epic, nice, I like it!
wew ubisoft, you've done it again
more like op shitting the bed
Game looks really dull. Looks ridiculously easy too.
Are normalfags excited for this game? I've heard no buzz about it myself.
WEW UBI
What kind of fucking rule is this? I hope that doesn't apply to the release version.
I would have no problem with silky smooth fps, but that's kind of batshit insane
WHERE IS THE HALF-SWORDING?!
So, how did OP get fucked by an ubisoft shill exactly? Did he leave exif data in or something?
ONE-WOMAN MALE EXTERMINATION MACHINE!
the game plasters your name all over the screen, in one of the printscreens i forgot to blank out a name, a shill reported me for leaking
Good luck OP, I hope you don't get van'd
OP is a real human bean and a hero
So has anything happened yet? Have they terminated your account or the FBI are knocking the door as we speak?
nah, ubikike haven't done shit, probably haven't seen the email yet
Guess I'll just go to the Renaissance festival in full gear again rather than waste my time on this.
its just fucking Shadow of Morder / Bamham / every modern 3rd person action game, but with the stock Ubisoft/generic open world stats and skillz
For what it seems no, no one it's hyped for this game. I mean, I didn't know that they give alpha keys until I say this thread but of course, expect Ubisoft to use his handful of shills and jewtubers to try to sell it to some dumb kid.
It reminds me of something.
Wat.
Or, you know, Nordic people?
Such as the ones that live in sweden?
user I have some bad news…
Christian Varangians were cool
Political parties have been hiring shills to subvert Holla Forums for years for example. Hell, even CIA, with the whole Applied Memetics company thing.
Instead of vikings they should have went with the chugs or muds.
Ay yo hol' up.
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Holy shit you're right. It's a Western version of a musou. 100s of easy enemies with a couple of "boss" enemies every once and awhile.
Though somehow they made something that look worse than your average musou. It's bland looking brown /grey designs, the characters probably have zero personalities.
Bravo Western Devs you made a terrible Genre even worse.
Yes, and any other Nordic country? What exactly is your argument here? That Nordic people would not prefer to play as Nordic warriors? They would.
Almost everyone in Nordic countries hates moslems
Both were and are unintelligent savages who never contributed anything to the world. Who cares, since both would be a bad addition to the game.
Why did you delete his posts I wanted to see what he was saying?
Until the nordic governments do something about their muslim influx, how the people feel isn't going to do much.
Unless they have the balls to pull off something that would make other countries think about their muslim problems.
Dear diary, OP was actually a chill dude today
he was saying shit like
heh…. you fool, i just reported u too my ubisoft masters goy… i will send u to hell itself because it's funny…
real edg-meister
Please tell me this isn't you, based underaged-kun.
archive.is
Congratulations and thanks for that.
I remember when I broke my first NDA. Fuck apple. Everybody should read up on how evil jobs really is.
fuck no fam, i'm not a plebbit cunt
My first leak was some information on Obama dressed as a Muslim. I posted it months ahead of the election and few people responded. Then Bill O'Reily released the photos on his show and completely fucked up the reveal.
hot damn, nice one user
what was your first leak user?
I almost feel bad for the Dailygamer24 you're framing who's gonna get shit from Ubisoft and might face legal penalties.
Almost.
I hope this pisses everyone else off, not just me.
OP you are an hero!
We won't forget your sacrifice!
Can someone fill me in on what happened?
Did ubishills report OP?
Is OP kill?
Fucking triggered
i share screens of the game with my name plastered on it and blank them out, i forgot one and a ubishill saw it and reported it to ubisoft, legal action probably won't be taken cus im a minor and NDA's aren't that big of a deal
Did someone make a screencap yet?
screencap of what?
teh bread
which thread though?
if you're talking about the one where i get sold out it's still up here 8ch.net
Eh, nvm
oh shit wait, i mixed this thread up with the other thread, what thread do you need my dude?
This one…
fug