10.2 EARTHQUAKE JUST RECORDED AT YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK

10.2 EARTHQUAKE JUST RECORDED AT YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK
IT'S HAPPENING ANONS, GRAB YOUR BUGOUT BAG AND GET GOING
IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING NOW

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Google says 3.6M, what is your source

sage and reported

OP is a gargantuan faggot.

OP is a gynormous slimy flabbit.

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Nothing.

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President Trump is mobilizing all Homeland security assets to assist.

-OP

Breaking: Sources say Trump has suspended the constitution and ordered FEMA to start rounding up potential dissidents

HAPPENING

Holy shit turn on CNN, OP is getting gangbanged by multiple negros!

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Nothing. Op can literally not stop sucking dicks

OP is a confirmed vessel of AIDS

Whoa guise I think I felt it 1,000 miles away in my basement

Breaking: A portal to hell has opened in India and demons started pouring through. Then they turned back and went home because the whole place smelled like shit.

The Scoop: Aliens crash landed outside OP's fuck dungeon, decide to leave because they could smell the shitfuck emanating from the area.

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Breaking news: underground humanoids have emerged after the earthquake and gifted OP a massive dragon dildo as a gesture of peace.

Trending: New study shows OP simply cannot stop sucking cock.

BREAKING
Claims of ruptured earth FALSE, was OP's anus.

If there's a fucking 10.2 earthquake you won't need to make a thread about it, the whole fucking world will know.

I am 300 miles away and this is what it looks like looking out my window.

Fuck you, cunt.

Top Headlines: 10.2 Earthquake just recorded at OP's anus, fish have officially left the lakes

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Breaking: NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANGUS

SADLY NO SOURCE CAN BE PROVIDED

OP IS A FAGGOT

OP, I'm ashamed of you.