10.2 EARTHQUAKE JUST RECORDED AT YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK
IT'S HAPPENING ANONS, GRAB YOUR BUGOUT BAG AND GET GOING
IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING NOW
10.2 EARTHQUAKE JUST RECORDED AT YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK
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Google says 3.6M, what is your source
sage and reported
OP is a gargantuan faggot.
OP is a gynormous slimy flabbit.
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President Trump is mobilizing all Homeland security assets to assist.
-OP
Breaking: Sources say Trump has suspended the constitution and ordered FEMA to start rounding up potential dissidents
HAPPENING
Holy shit turn on CNN, OP is getting gangbanged by multiple negros!
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Nothing. Op can literally not stop sucking dicks
OP is a confirmed vessel of AIDS
Whoa guise I think I felt it 1,000 miles away in my basement
Breaking: A portal to hell has opened in India and demons started pouring through. Then they turned back and went home because the whole place smelled like shit.
The Scoop: Aliens crash landed outside OP's fuck dungeon, decide to leave because they could smell the shitfuck emanating from the area.
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Breaking news: underground humanoids have emerged after the earthquake and gifted OP a massive dragon dildo as a gesture of peace.
Trending: New study shows OP simply cannot stop sucking cock.
BREAKING
Claims of ruptured earth FALSE, was OP's anus.
If there's a fucking 10.2 earthquake you won't need to make a thread about it, the whole fucking world will know.
I am 300 miles away and this is what it looks like looking out my window.
Fuck you, cunt.
Top Headlines: 10.2 Earthquake just recorded at OP's anus, fish have officially left the lakes
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Breaking: NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANGUS
SADLY NO SOURCE CAN BE PROVIDED
OP IS A FAGGOT
OP, I'm ashamed of you.