Donald J Trump 2016 ^^
Donald J Trump 2016 ^^
CP in the catalog
so there is
neat
my mind is sinking
Thats some really bad stuff.
(Akachi-chan)
You're not a boring person ^^
(senpai-sama)
I do whatever the FUCK i want
(Anonymous-kun)
Bad pet.
So bored
hhehe c:
y?
What does the J stand for? Jackass? H-ha ha
Jay
Not sure what I want to do today. Just been building up hype for next weekend
sick nice
fap!
dont worry shes 23
I wanna be someones foot licking slave !
hnng
Nah it's not as fun when you don't watch
Thats older than me
...
see
s-sorry..
arent you 17?
grim what do i do about the CP?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me I'm not going to die alone.
...
I wanna lick their feets after a long day of work too !
Maybe I should let someone else from thread watch...
hnn... if you want...
Yes i'm 17.
Don't be worried about that, it won't happen to you ^^
why am i just hearing about this now?
report it
imagine being too young to have had a good run with limewire
...
We need new mods...
i actually continues using frostwire and the gnutella network long past limewire's relevance.
was reluctant to try torrenting.
Kazaah was much better
I try and keep my age a secret.
Aren't we the same age?
Wanna date?
Hahaha fuck no I love you silly baka ^^
and the beautiful pink pussy of yours I could eat for days
talk to bebo then
your fave song was always a 16kb .EXE
you were smarter than that, but someone else always downloaded it on your computer
I should be a mod honestly.
...
why do you repeat the same statement constantly
make me mod
I'll start posting more if I become a mod
Because its true
no i like older guys
nh!
no lewd!
dont like talking to him..
thats good because i'm actually 40
Th-thanks.
Woman I do what I want
the year is 2045
you have accidentally installed adware on your brain and every time you try to talk you can't help but shout loudly about local singles in YOUR AREA
brushie brushie
that's too old ._.
I want a guys that's around 36
ahaha it looks like hes about to sneeze
im not doing anything!
go fap to Erin, she likes it
Tokai
Let me hear you sing and play ukelele.
oh look ema's alive
also donald trump is a brutally honest person with many discriminatory leanings that are common amongst the american populace
which makes him a terrible leader of the executive branch, he's supposed to be a pompous, conceited, anti-populist asshole instead of a brutally honest 'american spokersperson'
alright rant over
i only ever knew the flash meme tbh
the year is 2145
you have accidentally installed a presidential personality backup on your brain and on a regular basis your body and mind are taken over by donald trump as he was in the last moments of his life
hey love what are you doing here on Holla Forums?
erin make me lunch pls
Nah for real I'd really like it if you watched me sometime
Yeah I could easily, but no
Friends are starting to wake up so gonna go ahead and dip out to start
Cya love
i just made my own dinner tho
microwave beef noodles
got one pack left for tomorrow, gotta hop i get payed on time so i can have a takeaway before bed too
Turns out i'm actually 36 years old.
nein
If you want someone who's 36, 40 should be close enough.
Please?
im going to get as far away from your big dick as possible!
must be salty
I find all those ready to eat or fast food things with beef in them are super salty
blee
the year is 2245
you accidentally mind click a download link and become one, not of the meme, but as the eternal meme
and then you realize how obnoxious humor and memes go on and on
i am an ambitious man, not only satisfied by one semi-dead anime circlejerk
nimmer
I'm going to get my big dick as far inside of you as possible
do you have money?
36 is my limit lol
you should stay here, love
the people are nice
my meds cause low sodium, so i like it, and occasionally crave huge amounts of salt
when that happens i usually buy eggs, fry them, then salt the everloving fuck out of them
teenage boys will eventually hit their prime
eventually
Hmm.
youll put me in the hospital and I wont have any children!!!
I do
"ema" is not underaged
i dont like waiting and no one knows my age here, shush!
satisfying salt cravings are pretty awesome makes everything taste so much richer with the stuff
hmm~
do you have enough to support me?
Yeah
oh yeah.
what i hate, it when the salt fails to dissolve, so you end up crunching salt granules.
there is no good cause ever for course sea salt
do you have big dick.. ?
...
gaaaaaaaaaay
they are
just not me lamo
the tears of every acne faced, glasses wearing nerd with a crush on the popular girl at school could fill up a large lake
or maybe even a sea
i am sure we run a very legal aged business here
okay those noodles totally did not satisfy
coarse salt with more chewy meats or dried meats is good tho
i add MSG usually, but i have none right now
hmm, i surposes
salted pork is yum
shame i can't have any lel
can i see..?
how long do you plan on staying?
Hm.
Hm?
If you google "big dick" and hit images i'm the first one that comes up.
grim lemme get my birthday pizza
i will save half for tomorrow c:
nono that's IKT
LMAO wait nvm
do you have any pets? :e
but i want to see yours with a timestamp, please~
Yeah he can be that
oh man
No.
am I using dominoes
go to the store and get some salt then nerd
until my mood changes
so whenever really?
hm
she wants the dick(pic)
do you want any?
whats wrong with your mood now?
are you sure you can't wait till your birthday
I feel like it would taste better on your birthday
cocks taste better right out of the shower
Most do.
If I have a gf or wife to help with it, sure.
if you like c:
or paypal and i'll get a cheaper one on just eat, up to you
Prove me wrong.
cats take care of themselves, you have nothing to worry about
why?
Well if you're hungry I guess it can't be helped
i want to see if youre the chosen one
:C
Except it breaking shit around the house.
[mixed feelings]
get on steam
lock it in the closet like normal people do
...
OH
20% off at the hungry house app today
Grim it's my birthday on friday buy me something
i stopped taking prozac because i have enough identity issues with the smattering of mild mental illlnesses that seem to run in my family
haven't been talking much to people outside of school, so i guess this is where is start
dicks, cocks, butts, whatever
shall you stay strong in hiding the dick or shall you exhibition, big dick man?
i hate chemistry though
I swear to fucken god
promote this man
I don't have a camera.
erin is indistinguishable from luka now
grim i don't know you and my birthday was four months ago buy me something
these people are more unstable than you that i can tell ya
-Trump 1992
not even kidding see
it's like just eat but not as good
Cruel to it. Rather not have one, if that's the case.
None have seen it in five years. I assume it'll stay that way.
that is why I am feeling mixed feelings
So no presents ???
please show me? i dont like begging
...
Can't
lol how is that cruel? its just a cat
...
wry?
Because I'm gone from the house for 12+ hours a day.
how do I fix my headache
it's like hitler-loving trannies
which exist in surprisingly large quantities
it's been months since i last showed mine
though i only showed it once, and it's nothing to brag about tbh
animals>people
what...why?
Are you lacking caffeine
I see.
Work.
I don't have a camera.
no
loud music and sunshine
i miss /lewd/ but everyone hates me there now... I really miss rain and magi..
and yeah Trump is awesome
whats your occupation?
8ch says you have a camera installed in your computer
Are you properly hydrated?
You first.
Mitigation.
that makes it worse!
yes
Mods do your jobs you pathetic suicide dodgers
sleep
asprin+sleep
sleep
you're not even mysterious you two word reply dingus
why do they hate you there again? i forgot
trump is like an infinitely shittier and more moderate hitler
wake me up when some night of the long knives shit happens
also
two dick pics at once? how effecient
Mhmm. Mhmm mhmhm mhmm.
Have you tried not being a huge homo?
Okay.
...
Friends are being slow so going to try to multitask poorly
g2g bye again
It's a job.
hmm I should sleep soon indeed..
yes
ugh
Mods are weak as fuck.
Awww god damn it lol
Hey if you get on steam sometime I can send you some new pics~
I'm all out of suggestions. Maybe you've got blood cancer.
neat
godspeed in your lust for old man dick you anti-semitic fuck
godspeed
get to bed then
pointless when everything is gay
Maybe you are cancer.
Too much cocklust around here
That honestly seems like the typical webMD conclusion.
...
...
i would be more judging of it as well if i didn't have the same shit happen to me
regret's there for a reason though right?
Kek
Mhm
goodnight
perhaps
ugh I guess that is best..
if you ever want to hate yourself momentarily just think about the past things you have said if you've erp'd
and that's only scratching the surface
yup
Indeed.
induitably
My last erp was pretty fucking lewd.
still, you're mutually jerking off with someone a thousand miles away
a little odd at the very least
Quite.
The wonders of the modern era
obviously
long distance somewhat unenjoyable mutual masturbation?
neat
That's not a word
Fantastic. I love it.
I live for it.
Very.
I knew what they meant.
Oh god I'm so hard it hurts
I love it
...
me on the left
o.o
Erin has a face?
anyone i like here
coolio
eww what a nerd
usually
what's giving you such a hard time?
me irl
...
Is that not also you on the right?
...
Often.
You're cute
how are you doin there cutie
n-no that's ...that's who I hang out iwth ;~:
hey mate
whats up
My name is Chad Thundercock.
D/w it
Not shit dude
gonna collect a few hundred today get crunk and idk what else
whats good with you man
Oh Bard.. you can hang out with me if you like
fuck it
I've reached hunger capacity
gonna make some raisu
Really?
i'm doing good, i need to stop procrastinating on getting to my odd job though
you?
because everyone here has a blooming real life social circle and gets tons of pussy
Sure.
just a lazy saturday mate
planning to get high off my ass myself right now actually
hopefully i can find a game that seems fun to play
You bought someone a pizza and all you're eating is rice?
Yes
everything is going acording to plan
What are you doing today subtles?
yeah
I'm not in the mood for pizza atm
and im taking my mom out to a restaurant tomorrow
we can play the pop up pirate game
what job is that?
I think I will play some guild wars
Someone ask me to do a drawing please.
Blood-chan got me all excited and now I'm just throbbing ;-;
I'm a pussy magnet
draw erin eating a raw tomato
Batman fighting Darth Vader.
pop up pirate game, lad?
Could you please draw a Yui Hirasawa? :3
Studying for my last exam on tuesday ^^'
Interspersed with moments of games/anime I guess
Do a drawing please!
So you think he's really a 15 year old girl and openly admitting to sending nudes of yourself to what you believe to be an underage girl?
what's the best yui drawing you have that someone made for you?
Tempted to commission Loco to draw "high school of the thread" manga.
I now how autism from watching that webm.
Yikes.
easy yardwork for an old lady
comfy job, just really sketchy in terms of how often i get to work
poor you, never getting to fuck/stab/fuck-stab blood-chan
i am the pussiest of the pussy magnets?
see video
Uwah
Even if she was a 25 yr old guy I'd still cream pie
Pfffft gonna go visit her next year
Sorry I don't have a cure
Hm.
doki doki
i am trying to be positive about this, but my bitter personality wants to shit entirely on your plan
have fun i guess?
Mhm.
how much longrer are you stuck going to school?
Lucky lucky
That sounds fun
is she nice?
hmm
This one is good
...
thank you ^^
Even if Blood-chan doesn't show up then fuck it I can have fun without them
Shiro, come during the summer
ill be in the city so we can have drinks and shit
Beautiful
she is
smokes a lot
but is rather nice
where does blood chan even live?
One more year after this one is almost over
hi daisy
Nyanners has such a down syndrome face.
Sci
Maybe because I also might just fly her out here
In torment in hell
He's still perma'd and thankfully will be.
That daisy person is Sci
but...you've never met this person...
thats nuts
i suppose
haven't followed her since... a year or so?
aren't we all at times?
what
no
but hes got a vagina
so?
Yeah its really sad
gamer girl syndrome got to your head
How are you though, sweetie?
So? I've done like 10 meet ups with online people before
No because sometimes we sleep
No, meeting up is fine.
Paying to fly them out to you, that's extreme.
...
Obviously this person is worth enough to spend a few hundred on
if not thousands
it would make sense if you dated or met this person irl at least once
at least
but totally from online?
damn son
when you're the only one with a vagina in the room and your followers are starved for sexual interaction it's a little hard not to get a big head
i'm fine-ish, you? need to stop procrastinating but that's far easier said than done
i never sleep
cause sleep is the cousin of death
also, why does everyone think i am sci?
you alright there tsuch?
She is not doing a very good job of eating that popsicle....
Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks
put me to your lips
yeah girls are retarded
president trump... tear down this wall... - Putin, 2018
HAHAHAHAHA
...
The irony will be thunderous
What are you procrastinating on sweetheart?
Im fine, just a lazy saturday
i slept for 15 hours
Going to make her pay and the get her back when she shows up
Grim where do you get all these pics
I wanna know but I don't wanna know
♡ korean grills
:3
look at my matching ribbon and skin~
...
wip for stupid anime whore
How much is commission?
PURPLE
Hahah you don't want to
She got dem ken ashcorph thighs
Let's consult this handy chart I just made
Intriguing. Damn a manga might be pricey.
...
Sugoi
It's my birthday friday buy me something
I thought it was 27th May
oh I thought you said today
...
What do you want?
You
i need to go to my odd job today but i am being lazy and don't really want to work
aaaaa that sounds comfy
those prices are a fucking steal i'll have you know
Be all you can be
It really pisses me off when you lie to me
It really pisses me off when you lie to people about me
you could always stay home and do nothing
it does lol
ill steam you
Lol bebo
Loco you should do thread mango
When has BC ever stopped lying?
I beat an old Aztec world record today while listening to this on loop
blood-chan pls
subtl, this is the best source of qt azns ever
:p
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so i found out my problem
i've been training myself for stamina and not purely for raw power
Yo tha tone in the swimsuit holy shet
...
mfw
NOBODY CARES
GO THE FUCK AWAY NERU
You should consider tempo exercises then
...
Yoooooo
idk what this means
League is gay and YOU'RE GAY
subtle calm
Lol gay
was talking to my dad last night about getting a new pistol
show me the way
I think I'm doing good this way..
...
...
I wonder if subtle would let me sit on his lap if I wore a one piece swimsuit.
that imagery
BACK THE FUCK OFF !!?!!!?!!?!?!?!??!
Are you really just going through random girls' Facebooks and saving pics of them in swimsuits?
Shillary
Loco, squashie says hi
Sorry :c
Yes.
!
you did the same when i showed you mine lol wtf
it's why most of my pictures are gone now
Link him this
ehryel.tumblr.com
And a heart.
((gravity squeeze))
I want the M1917
But a real one
I don't know how to workout.
>>>/YouTube/
I have never seen your Facebook nor do I even know your name.
God, there are so many Mexicans in the Bronx it's not even funny anymore.
Philandering
I was a mistake to make Bebop into a mod.
Thats hilarious
better than the niggers
yeah fuck bebop
Its the gayconomy, stupid.
Can I buy a print of that
tristan when?
That's really the only reason I'm voting for Trump, tbh.
The FO4 DLC wasn't half bad.
Radioactive fog/10
Is it really extreme to fly someone you've only known on the internet out to you? If you have cammee with them and have known then for a bit, I really don't see the issue.
I've flown people to see me more than a few times, and I've been flown out by people before as well
Maybe I'm just a loser, but I've never had a friend I met outside of the Internet..
Am I the only one who knows what you look like?
It's less content than Dragonborn and about the same as Point Lookout for more money.
Not really. Nothing is weird
Learn the lesser of evils
Mexicans>every other subhuman
...
Mad
...
They're painting the buildings in the colors of their flag. They have to go.
People acting like it's extreme though. I've flown people I've never met IRL to see me before..
I don't think it's weird ;A;
People are stupid. If you are comfortably why care
Took me a lot of time to run around doing whatever quests they had, also some odd side quests.
Not a bad price if you bought the season pass.
Says the thirsty desperate virgin 😏
mustve hit a soft spot
Well other than cato yes.
Rekt
White Water lol
Cato? Who is Cato?
Never heard of him.
It's just ironic as fuck for you. Progression
Projection isn't healthy
didn't know what that was
googled it and thought it was an enfield
fun
oh
i see this no friends thing is really rough for u
I dunno who i'm even talking about actually.
you're the only one who knows
I bought it when it launched so it's only $25 for me, which for the three that have came out is alright.
gj
Is boo a true shitposter?
Who is your favourite shitposter?
Tp
Cato is awooo
I have lots of friends IRL and online though. Like I live with 2 of my best friends, and more they don't live with me
My point that I met every single one on the internet.
Why would anyone want to be friends with normies
He's the one who's dumber than the rocks he studies.
oh yeah i forgot you spend your day fucking a fatass trap
your social life is fine
...
Be nice
Cato is a great
Right.
I like him up until he starts to say anything.
I wish I had internet friends.
I feel like the wasteland workshop dlc thing was kind of like those small add-on packs for NV.
Now just begins the wait for next one to have a reason to play the game further.
Because most people aren't autistic and able to function around other people.
And blogposting about it to nobody who cares =)
He's a huge dick which is ironic because of his tiny dick
Here, have some.
youtube.com
No. It was horse armor.
en.wikipedia.org
my bad lol
catos dick
Way to catch on to the joke there, Old man.
Says a similarly boring poster
Lol
fucking same
hmmmm
we're internet besties i thought
Wanna be internet friends ?
Don't get me wrong, I actually liked the micro packs for Oblivion. Mehrunes' Razor? $3. A fun dungeon, great dagger, decent armor and robe sets. As much content as Automatron.
i-is that Lexi's dick
...
no its fucking catos
Why the emphasis on old?
Says the Brit.
what the FUCK
Exatly. Hm's intensify
XD
Hm.
I'm just hoping that didn't take a slot out of the possible dlcs to come.
Considering how it was released in a very short time, and that'd be a dick move.
Although the only redeeming factor of Automatron was the possibility to create your own companion.
I FUCKED UP
oh
neat little pistol
i think there's a reason they don't make them anymore though lmao
I know too many to know
You IDIOT
...
Nah. It was filler.
It was to put something out as DLC for the season pass. Both of those packs were just to pad time for Far Harbor's release. With it out, I assume it's going to be a smaller pack next month or the following one, a medium one the following month, and another "large" one like Far Harbor to conclude the DLC.
It's Cato's penis.
YOU FUCKING BAKA
STOP POSTIN THE NERU GAME
LA Riots 2 when?
I hope I can get my grubby little hands on one.
why did someone spend so much time shooping all the pictures of the head of some guys dick
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
I think its just the inflate tool
soon please
NO
i still care btw
more than i did before
anything all that special about it or just want it
You would know, being the cock expert
oh steam
I know photoshop has an inflate tool
dumbass
Suuure
Same
Hopefully that is so then.
Kind of hoping for another OWB-esque one, as a comic relief.
It is about them though
Ha. Ha. No.
The closest they've come was the fucking woeful Mothership Zeta. Which was just a bag of suck.
It's a gun from WW1 lol
Why wouldn't you want one?
...
Damn, murrica you arent as boring as i thought you were
absolute garbage
That DLC was just all about acquiring OP weaponry.
I found OWB a bit funny with those random encounters caused by Wild Wasteland.
Scoot's eyes aren't real
I listen at work or when in transit to work.
...
Why is Tsuchi user posting? Is he hiding from Erio?
Wew lad
the Lee Enfield is too
I want one of those though
did i fuck up?
What are you going to do with it?
the same thing i do with all of my other antique/collector guns
Why did you link yourself?
im playing league
OWB was Obsidian, though.
Nothing of the "writing team" behind it will have anything to do with 4's DLC which is all by Bethesda's "main" group.
Oh damn, completely forgot about that.
Well, one can always hope.
No you're not.
Oh
my gf is 100lbs..
I'm able to as well, i just hate it, so I don't do it.
All of Beth's main group works on the DLCs. They're not pawned off. Just Todd Howard and high concept shit has moved on to whatever's next, assumedly TES: VI in three or four years.
total wars purchase on g2 has been processing for 2 hours
yeah its annoying as fuck isn't it
it happens so much its almost like he needs people to know about the little social things hes doing
...
I guess I'll leave you alone since you're busy gaming.
nah it's fine
its nice
im able to interact with people i know who are normies
not people irl
Tricky Dick is best prez. Kennedy is overrated fenian scum.
That, or they're going with their side projects.
Sure, hun? I don't want to be a bother...
0 to 100 REAL QUICK
we just lost lol
how's your day been?
I GOT ENAJY
GOT A LOTTA ENAJY
GOTTALOTTAPEOPLETRYNADRAINMEOFDISENAJY
Bethesda doesn't really do anything but Fallout and The Elder Scrolls. Zenimax is the publisher that is more or less Bethesda but they don't develop anything. Only "side project" would be consulting with TES:O's ongoing DLCs and Fallout Shelter, which can't be more than three dudes working on.
Hey guys what's up?
i agree
mayb the 1st and second one was enemies actually
whats your top 5 on views?
Pretty good aside from being on my period. How was your day?
Woo woo, fucking slick nix
hotline bling
hotline bling
hotline bling
hotline bling
hotline bling
youtube.com
been aight. it's raining here still.
Y doesnt boo drake post?
I love the rain, it's so soothing. Did you vote for Trump?
...
...
...
Why doesn't Boo throw himself off a building?
I wish user would talk shit about me
Ancient egypt or ww1?
scoots
gimme em history podcasts
Why doesn't Grim put gasoline on his hairy chest and light it on fire?
based
i do too! i go on walks in it a lot
we haven't voted here yet
Theyre on audibles. They are dabes.
God I wish that were me
I'm at half court
I look at the board
2 seconds left, am I going to score?
I look at the basket. I look at me.
I pull back my arm and yell
Kobe
-Anonymous 6th grader
Imma go with egypt. The professor has a very energetic speaking manner
Because you like to keep warm on my chest
Didn't Oregon already voted though?
nuuu
hnn make a new thread with an anime op
if they did then it was when i was gone. lol rip
too sleepy
Shit costs like fucking 10 gbp for a book
you expect me to shill out for that
With those commissions, yes you fucker.
bloodchan ur opinions literally mean nothing to me
I'm not BC.
No but seriously I did try it and I got monthly tokens or something
How do I get lectures.
sure you arent ;)
...
Learning and education is priceless. Figured you'd be of like mind
They're part of the great courses history series. You get course guides, reading lists and lecture by lecture summaries.
I am serious.
me rn tbh
Why can't I get out of plat?
hullo what's this
Child porn.
let's hope so
Because you can't even get out of Bronze.
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