Lmao this game

Lmao this game

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Was there anybody here doubting that it would just be another piece of propaganda rather than being an actual game?

This shit isnt subtle at all, i was laughing out loud all the time i bothered with it

Fucking corrupt pigfucker pigs fuck them

Fishing for some clickbait OP?

Link us to your article on kotaku later

what are you spergs going on about

shit cop simulator 1/10

Cops are fucking pigs and corrupt fuck the pigfuckers oink oink

0/10 would not bitterly descend into a world of liquor and violence as life cleaning up the city takes it toll

shitty games don't deserve attention, even if you are trying to get it some bad publicity, all publicity is good publicity for marketing purposes

The guy think its indecent to stare at strippers on a stripclub. But his slut wife fucking around is a-okay.

This crap isnt even a game, its like one of your shitty weeabbo visual novels.
Im just making fun of it.

Well OP is a faggot first of all
Secondly

sjw with normalfag mask.jpg

lmao these dubs

Okay, i get it, no fun allowed

Dont want any retarded weebs crying when i sagebomb their shitty threads to hell

Oh no what can I do?
OP the underage bait is going to sagebomb my threads

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Well aren't you a little faggot.

No, but it's too realstic in it's portrayal of how being police is actually like that it ends up pissing off guys like Eurogamer.

MEGA link?

Wait a sec so is this a bunch of anti-cop "Da po po is rayciss and corrupt" propaganda?

Not really. Seems to be shifting the blame more to higher power if not mostly presenting the fact that the police are human and have to make hard choices.

You know, that nothing is so black and white an issue that cops doing X means racism.

Pretty much except they also shift it to

I swear sometimes it feels like we're being raided by bipolar schizophrenics

Didn't happen to me. I beat the shit out of the feminists and the niggers and nothing bad happened really, framed the mafia as intimidating me the first time and had the mafia intimidate the panel examining me the second.

So it's a game where your choices don't matter?

I'm more on the bet that the average Holla Forumsirgin is schizopheric.
Holla Forums's balloon lunacy when it comes to determining if a game is "SJW" or not is too abstract and too retarded for me.

They matter to an extent, I took a reputation hit with the mafia on the first one and if you get enough negative reputation with them they'll kill you. Having the mafia intimidate them is substantially more expensive so that's the negative there.

Wow its almost as if Holla Forums isnt a singular person but rather several hundred if not thousands of differant people with different political views and/or views on politics in games.

And different levels of brain damage, it would seem.

I have no idea what the fuck is even going on in this thread anymore.
It's a clusterfuck.
I'm watching a bunch of apes chimp out in every direction, it's terrifying.

So it's more of a CYOA game with semi-random outcomes?

Reminds me of King of Dragon Pass.

You seem to be a good example of that.

No need to be so defensive, it's not like anyone was talking about you in particular, (1)

I wonder who's the less affected. We should crown him king or buffoon.

When you're so insecure and have such a huge persecution complex this is what happens. Everyone and everything only exists to spew propaganda against you.

They could try to actually analyze the material they are criticising, but cumskins are cronic cowards, always scared of anyone with a different opinion.

Even if it's propaganda, it makes you sympathise with police more than anything else. They have shit lives and a position of authority like police rarely earns the respect of the general populace even if you're the fresh and nicest cop around who always does the right thing the people will shit on you and that over the years you get sick of it all so you turn into the corrupt monster cop they already believe you to be just because you're police. It's more like lefty cunts create their own police monsters and everything bad is their own fault to begin with. The police literally dindu nuthin wrong.

As if anyone would talk about you or better yet, to you anywhere else.

no, they're more like Red letter media territory, where they can make fun of both/all sides and make money off that.
more or less

Do you have hurt feelings or something

Take it easy, sonny.

yes

I wasn't talking about me, either
But you are, thanks user

How do I complain to the BO of Holla Forums for inviting these faggots in

This was fun.

here lies OP

He was always a faggot

But you literally were talking to me, and still are
Your insult was that nobody would want to talk to me, so what does that make you, if not the subject of your own asshurt?
I forgive you user, now you need to forgive yourself

But is it good?

Faggots, faggots all of you.

Black ending
Red ending

Hi there, freech! How are you doing today?

Please tell me you aren't serious.

not "black community"

Every time I see it I kek, knowing that SJW's are more racist than i'll ever be

Dubs decides if there are more than 2 genders, go!

Black ending
Red ending

Or perhaps the game is just plain fucking terrible all other but people only ever focus on the elements that aligns with their social bias.

Why not just call them birdshit-skins?


Wow! a rational thought!
A RATIONAL THOUGHT!?!?!

Fuck you for having rational thoughts, I hope your mother dies in her sleep, faggot.

What is his attack? Pleasuring people into submission?
There's only two genders, mate.

where's the torrent?

I found it

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There aren't even 2
"Gender" is a term invented in the time before ethics boards by a hack doctor who ruined the lives of two kids in a failed experiment to frankenstein a boy into a girl

The fact the left either tries to paint that doctor as a hero even though he caused the kids death is to me why the left is a dangerous terrorist ideology. Literally lefterrorists.

This game also has the same sort of "choice" that Bioware/Telltale games have
the game is barebones base management combined with barebones dialogue elements, it's a waste of time

Just one gender?

I identify as an attack helicopter, stop profiling me!

How fucking powerful is the mob in this game? If an organized crime family killed a police officer and the chief of police the fucking government would have goddamn black helicopters coming in to get those fuckers. Christ a goddamn bomb in Boston had the police driving tanks down the road. What a shit game.

Clearly this game takes place in Gotham.

Do you get to fight a big guy ?

Racist detected.

Or the game just doesn't take place in CURRENT YEAR when a nigger is in the white house and the cops drive tanks.

Can you even abandon your family and become the hero the city needs but doesn't deserve?

Seems like people can't decide whether this game is red or blue pilled which is hilarious because only SJWs and GaymerGay autists care about that shit

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You are a SJW, user.

I guess that's what you get when a bunch of psychos decided to politicize everything in sight (and writing about it too, propagating their fucking poison even further): people against that attitude are getting proactive, themselves politicizing the most mundane shit. So in the end, both side are constantly looking at things wondering where they should stand regarding the non-issue, it generally ends up with both sides thinking they're being targeted.

If you take any parts of the game seriously, you're retarded. Everything and everyone is made fun of in the game, including feminists, church, blacklivesmatter protesters, authority, sexual/ethnic minorities and police themselves. Gameplay is fun enough to hold it all together, and the story is amusing enough to see it till the end. Reviewers are crushing this game with no survivors because they're literally triggered by it.

how about you go fuck yourself with a rake.
i'd rather not be a right wing Holla Forumstard SJW either.
I actually believe in reason. Not being automatically racist and getting triggered when people aren't means i'm less of on that you, faggot.

You truly are a SJW.

you're overusing the term in instances it makes no sense, and in doing so make it meaningless.

get fucked.

It wasn't invented by him, but he did define it the way that The Unclean use it today.

It really is amazing how many of them are crying that the game "isn't taking (insert pet issue here) seriously." You know, as if corruption starts and ends with cops.
Meanwhile, the in-game newspapers are generally making shit up about you from the start.

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP. SJW DETECTED
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

It's very easy to tell that the intention was to create a tradeoff system, (like if you crack down on feminists, you have to hire more women. But if your cops don't keep a lid on the protest, you get your funding cut). The "funny" part is that no one is ever happy no matter which of the options you take, especially the favored party.
Gameplay is very basic manager simulator, almost like a strategy flash game.
It's really not, it's the same story seen 100+ times, it's only new in video games since there haven't been many cop simulator games.

Huh. If this is how games journalists feel I might actually pirate this game.

What happens if (((they))) become self-aware and start complaining about pozzed games in order to make contrarians play and agree with them?

I'm so fucking glad the word pozzed is starting to take fire like 'cuck' and 'salty'

It makes me happy.

lol

That get makes me happy,

It's already a huge Twitch meme that all normalfags use

/pol is the way to go. /pol will fix gamergate.

I beat the shit out of feminists and didn't hire more women. Zero consequences.
For me, fun came from reading the stories that were included in calls and options that were given to you during special situations. Newspapers were also pretty funny from time to time, like "90000$ spent on Mayor's birthday party" and then next day another newspaper says "new elementary school's construction is postponed once again for the lack of budget".
Depends on your cliche tolerance, I suppose.

Sorry bud but I don't think a redditor should be here commenting on how to "save" gamergate or whatever you are on to.

True, but cuck and pozzed isn't, because it offends them.

Let them have salty, they'll never take cuck away from us.

Christ is the fucking church in this town run by the mob?

WE FUCKIN' STAR WARS NOW

It's run by a lunatic who also runs a drug ring

Personally found the game to be alright, it tries to stay pretty neutral with it's political views, and I think it mostly is. There's plenty of false rape cases and other various triggering crimes. Overall I think it gave a pretty good feeling of having to make shitty decisions in order to keep his job/life.

On another note, I couldn't get past the final puzzle in the game, the assault on The restaurant/ranch is fucking obtuse as fuck. And the fact that you have to replay the final day everytime you fuck up is absolute balls.

THIS. AIN'T. ANGLISH

What is this fucking city? Detroit?

Well in brazil it took decades of slums being anarchist independent states controlled by crime before the police and army went up there with tanks and helicopters and still failed

I'm pretty sure the game isn't set in a country where gangs have completely taken over entire parts of the country user.

Sure it is. The US is literally Mexico and no wall is going to change that.

Oh look, another SJW. Hilarious you guys talk about reason and intellect when you lack both.

wew

If the US is Mexico then all of Europe is Iraq.

Found the nigger.

Itā€™s also not Christianity.

Reported.

Someone has never been to mexico.
I do agree that mexico has more white people than the USA now

Think about that.

It wasnt anarchic independent states that got the cops to get into the slums. It was the olympics. And that just made matters much, MUCH worseā€¦


Apparently the game's based on how the situation is in Poland or something.

Is this how far we've fallen? There's a difference between something being hamfisted and something being outright ideological weaponry. For fuck's sake.

Genders are a jewish trick.

To be fair Holla Forums is a fairly dedicated board, while GG died from having too many backseat drivers and from PR-faggotry.

What your political views are influences how you see certain events and how you think shit should be done, especially shit that is still going on. For example being against Obamacare was primarily a Republican issue because the bill was so long that nobody read it, meaning most Democrats didn't bother to read it because Obama while the small number of Republicans that weren't put off by the length only read it because Obama.

Where have you fucking been. This place has been on a spiral of retardation for god knows how long, it's been a long time since people started to prefer having shitposting matches instead of actually talking about shit.

Worst part, I don't think it's even a Holla Forums thing. Feels like the whole word has become like this.

This once proud board is over.


I was going to argue but the comment about Obamacare makes it seem like you actually support reporting on on-going events.
Which is it?

It's impossible to ignore shitty devs now.


The people in that board have literal people in positions of power and shit. The fuck does Holla Forums have? They at least are truly motivated and care about their race and country.

Just because you want to continue pushing your head into the ground doesn't mean other people care to. Being unaware of your surroundings isn't very good for your health.

Fuck the dev, I pirated it and played it my way. Game story was about a brave Police Chief who said "Fuck you" to the Mafia, which ended up with him being murdered.

I feel good.

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Worst part, when Trump comes on his throne and starts banning video games with bikinis and lolicon (he signed a pledge to organization known as "Enough is Enough", that considers a child porn everything that visually describes children doing lewd shit), Holla Forums will protect that shit and internally subvert Holla Forums to adore new president's laws.

You leftards never read the sources of the propaganda you spew. He mentions besides the internet, and that's "considering".

I'll kill myself if you don't repent you fag enabler. Not really because I know you're so pozzed you consider the life of a homosexual more valuable than that of a heterosexual and can only feel sympathy in keeping with your narrative.

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Well the mayor himself is a crooked money laundering rapist so he's not going to be calling in the government if he can avoid it.

Actually its pretty fun, and SJW blade has two sides

Lmao like i care, mafia is paying my pension from now on

This game is fun

Even worse part than that is when Hitler is unfrozen and decides to shoah the entire world this time with the help of the ayyyys that are currently hiding behind the moon because they picked up the early tv signals we were broadcasting back in the 1930's and think he is the leader of humanity . And there is no Order of theTemplars led by Hercules to stop him this time around like they did the last time

Faggot.

To be fair, assuming there are faggots everywhere seems pretty reasonable after browsing this shithole for a decade.

Also being a corrupt cop is fun as fuck
I had a hard moral dilemma with mafia to help

Old, with tradition or new quickly rising one

If you are not having fun with toying around with SJW propaganda game than and turning it against them then i pity you

Sorry we're not a homogenous goyfuck for you to direct, shlomo

Is this game any good? I've never heard of it before.

The devs are from Belarus if I remember correctly.

Hilarious. Funniest part is the RNG literally forcing undesirables on the force against your will, is that fucking serious? Haha

I am simply explaining the reason why there is no way you can make a detailed commentary on political issues without choosing a side or making it seem like propaganda for someone, there are things that one side takes for unconditionally true/false and things that the other side takes for unconditionally true/false. Any acknowledgement or denial of certain facts is going to result in the devs picking a side regardless of whether they intended it or not, even the mere portrayal or amount of emphasis on certain things that BOTH sides consider to be true will end up choosing sides. Another example would be Hillary's emails, everyone knows that they exist and that it was against the law to deal with the emails the way she did, but simply bringing them up will in many situations make you an evil racist right-winger independent of your actual beliefs.

Its worth a pirate but I wouldn't pay money for it.

Holla Forums is full of moralfags so of course they would love it; if you think they're friends of loli, think again. Hell, there are some people on Holla Forums who are unironically against universal freedom of speech and well aware of the irony of them posting the type of shit they post in the current political climate.


How does this repudiate his point? Where does it say that Trumps efforts to keep porn away from children and children out of porn is limited to real pornography and not fictional or drawn pornography. One look at Canada or the Australia can tell you where things will end up if their isn't a clear distinction made. Also it's disingenuous to assume that just because someone is criticizing Trump they're a leftist. I like the guy as much as the next user but if you're gonna support some one you shouldn't be afraid to call out parts of their policy you don't like. You don't want to sound like Obama supports who will insist that the last 8 years have been stellar despite mounting evidence to the contrary because only 'evil conservatives criticize the president'

Why is anybody saying the devs are SJWs.

They even went on KIA to take a laugh at retarded journalists which would probably be a death sentence to any regressive's social circle, and going by the things you can do in the game you have to be a retard to think they are anything but edgy channers.

I don't understand why so many indie games are like this. Ever since about Papers Please, indie games have kept shoving no-win crap like that in games. Adding social commentary by fucking you over in ways you can't even think about fighting against.

For example, LISA. I don't understand why so many assholes love this game. It's just Earthbound but with more ~adult~ themes and constant scenes that fuck you over.
You slept in a tent? Great, your friend got kidnapped, gotta go find them or they're dead for good.
You tried progressing with the game? OK, a biker gang says they'll destroy the town and kick your ass if you don't give them all your money, and if you happen to be weaker than them, too bad, because there's no enemies to grind in that town.
You tried progressing even more with the game? Alright, now you either get to cut off your arm or kill your friend, and you can't even fight back because your entire time will just be KO'd in one hit no matter what.

I don't know what people find entertaining in this shit. I don't play a game for the social commentary and to feel like a weak little fuck. If you're gonna do this option shit, it should never be a 'you're damned either way' scenario. That's just fucking BS.

Sir you seem to be shit at RPGs

Have you considered not being shit at RPGs?

If you weren't making shit up and significantly below the par skill level, you wouldn't be having these issues.

Nignog, have you played LISA?
The gang is overpowered for where you are in the game on purpose, and there's a shitton of them so they can easily railroad you at that point in the game if you don't suspect it, which you won't, because it purposely tries to fuck you over.
The other part is not a matter of being underleveled. The person is specifically made to KO your entire time in a single sweep, so you're forced to pick between one of two shit decisions. Because 'muh serious' or some shit.

Well, if you don't like a game in which its goal is to make you feel not so great, try Undertale?

As long as you go full pacifist and don't go genocide meme mode its p much the feel good counterpart to LISA.

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How about you actually try to play the game?

If you beat Buzzo you get an instant game over, dingus.

Nice meme, kiddo. Why don't you actually try it instead of just blindly following what's online?

Epic.

I don't really see anything in there that directly refers to stuff like lolicon outside of the enforcement of obscenity laws, which are so grey already that the only time I can think of anybody getting pinned for loli in the US being when they ALSO had child porn.

It seems to me more like it's a focus on porn involving real children and making it more difficult for kids to access porn.

I mean I don't agree, but you take the good with the bad with a presidential candidate, I can criticize this but still prefer he be elected over Hillary Cunton, who is one step away from instilling death camps for straight white males.

With which part, that porn shouldn't involve real children or that kids shouldn't be able to watch porn?

there's no gender. Only sex.

The word gender didn't exist until 5 years before Money made his experiments back in the 50-60s.

When you go and look up the etymology of the word, it only was brought over in 1950s, and when it did the definition was, being the sex of.

Essentially, yes.

Yes, that's exactly why the new Ghostbusters is the runaway financial success of the decade, right? Just admit you're a shill who saw the writing on the wall and gets triggered when people get wise and start shit-talking and pointing out your product is a failure and a flop.

literally nothing, window dressing

also this thread is shit and so is this game

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You'd think there would be enough real shit about Trump for the press to whine about without needing to make things up.

It's all to distract from the DnC.
The emails proved that they pay media to print propaganda.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender#Etymology_and_usage

That will be taken off of Wikipedia in a week watch.

no

That's a weird looking fried egg.

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That's because Holla Forums IS bipolar schizophrenics.

Enjoy that dick in your mouth, Trumpcucks?

And yet they till manage to be more sane than anything the left is right now and the most sane in western politics. What an age.

yeah ok

Just like you, chaim.

there are only males and females.

This is what I noticed. It gets so many basic things wrong. The mob is absolutely crippled and worthless in the US right now because of the RICO act so it's obvious the creators are socially retarded autists who have absolutely no understanding of the actual state of society. Meanwhile the real mob is the media or are whatever is Hillary Clinton's is if you read up on her history and what the current leaks have reveal. Oh and of course, "the Don". I almost feel sorry for the mob. They were at least much classier than the Latin American druglords and niggers who only end up in dead storage.

Giving money to get more of the same.

a waste

And what a coincidence it is that the edgy teen is posting "muh spook" in response

What is this Holla Forums "spook" meme anyway?

They post Stirner because then they can fall back to "b-but I was only pretending to be retarded" when they call everything they don't like a spook. Stirner is just an autist that had nothing better to do with his time than talk about how absolutely everything is a social construct and therefore not real.

Good.
>inb4 but it's not a real child, I just pretend to molest cartoon children!
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When are you faggots going to learn that the only good indie games have no fucking story in them at all beyond what you might have encountered in an NES game?

Jesus fuckā€¦

This thread is probably just some marketing shit anyway.

kek

Well alrighty then.

nigger

I'm so glad it's

Genders don't even exist, it's made up SJW feminist bullshit. Only sexes exist and there's only 2.

Just look - my dubs even proves it! Just check em!

gender and sex are synonymous and there are only two, but if you really want to change from one to the other then i guess that's okay, just expect to be considered weird/abnormal because IT'S NOT FUCKING NORMAL

How long before there is a trans accommodating Olympics? Which cuckhole will do it first?

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you haven't played it, right? that only happens when you sleep on the open, also if you plan your gang, the game becomes easy at midgame

best feminist

Tragic. But not surprised.

There are only two genders: CIA and BANE

>>>Holla Forums7043752
Over on Holla Forums we're taking on the entire Clinton shill army and successfully pushing them back after they invaded imageboards both here and halfchan.

We've already shown up at their headquaters and doxed every single fucking employee.

This is proof that if you faggots let us run GamerGate we actually could have won.

Fuck off with your false-flag.

Seems to be pretty on the nose

hahahahah

You don't belong here, faggot.