Why isn't there more prostitution in video games?

Why isn't there more prostitution in video games?

You can't even pay for sex is NV. Only time you sex a hooker is to get that side quest

Because showing sex onscreen would warrant an AO rating, and a lot of retailers won't carry AO rated games.

Maisie?

If you put it on steam and not get it rated, most things go.

>one's an old gay nigger
Which would you pick, Holla Forums?

Shit, didn't mean to repeat the "old gay" part twice.

prostitute
and a woman modestly dressed cheering on the prostitute…

the robot

The robot, why is that even a question?

Forget that, where's my slavery simulator?

Even with a name like "Fisto"? I can get behind Curie, Dr Dala, KL-E-0, or the Stealth Suit, but this is just terrifying.

The robot of course.

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I forgot how fucked up the vanilla faces are.

The robot is the only one that probably doesn't have an STD.

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I'm sure you can pay for the ones in The Atomic Wrangler, and I remember being offered to use the ones in the casino's.

Apparently there are no prostitutes in Fallout 4 at all, what the fugg.

Jesus fucking christ on a bike how horrifying. Installing the face overhaul mod was the best decision of my life.

There is no appeal to gamebryo girls. You know it's bad when the only sex appeal (from vanilla games) is for robot fetishists or furries.

Fisto is love. Fisto is life.

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I'm not buying your games, Todd.

That's not what I said, try again.

i see that im in good company

Adult Club New Vegas was a pretty good Gomorrah overhaul. Actually kind of makes it feel like a strip club with pole dancers, lap dancers giving happy endings, stage lights, private shows in club Zorah.

The only problem is that it doesn't work so well with SexOut. The SmallerTalk dialogue doesn't pop, so you have to hold down on the activate key until it forces it's own dialogue override.

Protagonists are usually one man army and if he desires he can rape whole town without paying a cent.

There used to be lots of it. Especially in rpgs.

Because fuck off with your shitposting.

Are there any prostitution mods for Fallout 4 yet?

More for me then.

As odd as it sounds, Planescape Torment handled prostitution and things like sex/libido talk the best of any game I've played. Even if the art style is a more primitive looking 3D it handled that kind of content well and actually gave you dialogue, reactions, party member reactions, etc.

Cling clang

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Enjoy your melted dick faggot.

It would be interesting to fuck a ghoul but Fisto is more attractive. I think I would go with the robot.

Wish I could play as the prostitute instead.

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There is, it's called video game journalism.

The druggie because fucking her was free and I like her voice. I'm thinking short term here, so if it was a permanent thing, then Fisto. Also why do you robofreaks automatically assume that the tin can is cleaner or safer than the druggie. Do you seriously think that they clean it down at the Atomic Wrangler or even worse, that Fisto won't leave your asshole looking like a fucking crater?

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Where's the fun in that? If I wanted to pay money in exchange for something to pleasure my anus, it would be the passionate and warm hands of a human being, not the cold procedural horror comes with a robot that has no sense of control or consideration.

*not the cold procedural horror that comes with a robot with no sense of control or consideration.

Fuck I'm tired. Still, explain the allure of this.

What's the point?

t. Kotaku (RIP)

I bet you follow the instructions on your mattress tag, too.

See, but I wouldn't pick a tranny because, like you freaks, I have my preferences, and you can always tell the whore what you want and how you want it. Fisto is a machine- nothing more, nothing less. Who's to say he won't go haywire and attempt to pull out your innards through your ass or not recognize your demands without paying somebody to create a program for you? (Or not having enough points into INT/Science). It's too dangerous and requires the client to go into much more trouble than it's worth. I suppose it is a speciality item, but I still don't understand the appeal of a robot over another living human being.


It's there for a reason, user.

That's a lot of Læffys.

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I will just assume the position.

R O L E P L A Y I N G

And

She's got less of a personality than Fisto.

>not roleplaing as a cowgirl/hunteress
>not serving your crush by obeying her every whim and going out into the wilds to hunt dangerous beasts
>not returning to your crush and doing lewd girl-on-girl things.

Good taste.

For what purpose? Use Lucky instead.

I already fuck the Mojave - I don't need to fuck some sewer-dwelling weirdo too.

Because it would be problematic.

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FISTO.

Saved.

I came here to post this. well done.

robot of course

mistäs ohjelmasta toi mp4 on?

CLANG or the ghoul