A thread for the animus people

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HAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK IM DEAD

I love a girl with a fat bass
music man stingray is my fucking dream

What?

I know you are.

Yo, drunk again, is the only time I post and being hungover.

Want to invite another friend of mine here to shitpost, ain't my mum... should I?

Got something for you Bard

Oh, I found some shitposters on 8chans Holla Forums the other week, remind me to post the link later.

Feed me more Grindcore

What's grindcore?
I'm hungry for something new too.

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might as well. they can't possibly be as bad as 90 percent of these people

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Ah, this brings me back~

Well... if I'm bad... I probably have bad company.

So Microsoft is giving me a $7,300 discount on my bill. I feel like I can breathe again.

The best kind of music to dance to of course
I just got some burgers and beers :3c

nom

If you want mindless screaming then try the band that our old thread qt named herself after

They are pretty good.

You're welcome.

I miss her face
She made me listen to them and some other bands like Balzac while we played vidya games

How are you doing today?

what was the total owed before?

Okay, but a little tired. And you?

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why owe so much free man?

Ok, I got something for you.
What inspired your name and would you post a video of your inspiration?

I scanned shit and I was into A Scanner Darkly, probably knew that, but I don't know how you got your names.

tl;dr: I wanted to stream anime on the cheap and forgot to turn off the streaming service which charges by the hour for a couple weeks.

so they're basically not making you pay any of it? lol wtf

I dunno, I'm still paying over $200 for the other stuff. I can barely afford that though.

oh crap I've never owed 7000$ or anywhere close that would be upsetting

glad u were able to work something out!

Pretty tired too. Just off work and the owner has been gone all week so people have been basically only showing up and fucking around. Picking up so much slack

My name is obvious, but for gamer tags I use
Crown Of Horns
None So Vile
Disfiguring The Goddess

Most of the names I use are from bands. First 2 are from Cryptopsy and the last one is a band itself

Yeah, it came as a huge shock and I'm glad too. Bankruptcy didn't seem like a fun option.

My old names were
Undead Cress
and
Captain Cress.

Since I was doing experiements with cress in science class at the time... that I loved to eat that shit.

real q. why would you pay to stream shit when you can watch whatever you want for free?

It's a tl;dr story

but for real bro. pay for a good internet connection and don't pay for shit else

nice one!
how did you work it out?

ITS TLDR YOU IDIOT

tfw eating mcdonalds because I hate myself

little early in the evening to be namefagging, no?

you saved yourself big time

I pity you

WAWAWAWAWA

Welp, did the owner went on vacation or something?

Me too

eh it's pretty normalish time

to your credit i wanna know too

The story is fucking tl;dr, not the resolution.

Just some emails back and forth between Azure support. Apparently I got one of the highest tickets they've assigned in a long time.

once in a while isn't that bad...

You should only hate yourself if you eat that all the time

NEW CHALLENGER ALERT

NEW CHALLENGER ALERT

I remember when we used to cyber, and when we were huge fags rip those days. #MakeMSNGreatAgain

what I want to know is
did you lie to them
or did you just say you left it on by accident

Never had it before
All my names before were super stupid until I went with those for years

Yeah he is on vacation till whenever he feels like. He watches everyone on cameras tho so not sure why people fuck off. Guess that's why I got into the 401k super early and a 1k bonus 6 months in

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I never lied to them. They never needed to know what I was streaming, and even if they checked the stream's history, it was just garbage, their service never worked for me. I did not stream anime for weeks straight.

nu

I thought you normally waited until you were drunk >.>

oh, well sum it up

i only used it to get thread links

Those were the glory days
I miss msn

MSN was the bomb, before it turned to skype and mainstream, just like Gaiaonline and RUNESCAPE

once that wine hits my lips

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Do you think it feels pain or it's nerves are so overloaded that it's already gone?

the ole
"your service wasn't working, so I shouldn't pay" grab?
nais

lol bard did you hear i got banned for a week for "doxing" you?

Now thats pretty neat.

Person wants to have a movie night. I host the movie. We all watch it at the same time. Maybe 20-30 people watching at the same time. Tried Azure's service. 21 hours of testing and I give up, the service refuses to work right. My bill is over $400. I email support. They will get back to me. Bill is over $7K yesterday, the person handling my case went on emergency leave, so no one could point out I didn't shut down the channel service.

Why did you dox my friend?

This is what I need in my life.
Maybe we all need it?

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still drrinking from soup bowls or have we upgraded to glassware yet~?

this suggestive imagery is inappropriate

TP drink with me you faggot
Also grats on getting banned

Doing anything this weekend?

you're inappropriate

What, Solid Snek or Ass?

oh that's pretty understandable actually. hope you learned your lesson

don't have friends

i didn't. mods are dumbasses

no he was the one who unbanned me. either giggles or new eva hates me apparently

i drink out of the bottle. i still own no glasses

fuck glasses

thanks bro. i was gonna be pissed if it wasn't lifted and i had to proxy tonight. and i'm already there with you

Yup. Me and some friends are visiting some other friends for playing vidya together. They all went to bed though.

MGD dox'd me already
why'd you do it?

YOU DOXD YOURSELF

You forget, facebook is a public space.
If it is posted publically, it ain't dox.

I bought my father a can't stump hat
uploadpie.com/YeJ2f

Your dad looks awesome.

Not sure I can trust you.

i didn't. i posted a picture of your house after you posted your address (assuming that is your address)

Both, also George Michael

I never had mgd sadded on facebook and didnt ever post the google street view of my hosuse
come on now

he looks like he can be in hollywood

Lesson very much indeed learned.

I am agreeable and friendly!!!!!!!!

not big on entertaining and hosting dinner parties hmm?

too much so

I was sad when I posted a didn't see you around
Friend got me a "Trump Make America Great Again" beer koozie so I picked up some Stella Artois
What are you rocking?

Ah sounds good. I'm just trying to get everything in order for next weekend when I head out to LA

i didn't even repost the address he posted

or like don't watch anime

that works too

nah man my apartment is not fit for guests

it's my yank dungeon

Oh, whats happening in LA?

Why?
You didnt dox me because my stuff was already there and had been dropped way before
But stilll you went out of your way for that why?

Thank you guys I am super fond of my father
He really hates trump too haha so It got a real kick
A KICK TO MY FACE

Yup MGD doxxed you.
You have my blessing.
Creepy cunt.

ur a creepy cunt mate

trump sucks fam

standard merlot followed with cheap af beer

gonna be a good night. was feeling kinda blah'd out today and starting to snap out of it

Now now, we're all creepy cunts here

Are you like to your dad how Demo D is like his dad?

'No dad it's anime, pls don't.'

At least I'm postively creepy.
I don't want to fuck your ass.
If I were to dox you, it would be to your benefit... like if you were to run for pres.

im not

no shit i didn't dox you. you posted your address and i wanted to see what your house looked like

then i wanted to see your reaction when i posted your house

which wasn't very exciting

and then i got banned for it and was like lol really?

I kind of want to give you my address so you can visit.

I am completely normal and not even slightly creepy!

Just visiting my best friend. Gonna have some meetings, shopping, gym, and as much other stuff as possible

Yeah fuck all the people running. He did it to be a silly cunt
That's good! Get hyped man it's the weekend

who is the charkem faggo

You've no room for talking, you have poo brain

where do you live?

yeah people just ironically supporting him to piss sjw's off

pretty hype man

Alright creepy stalker

why even live
can you name one good reason????

Ia think not

also idk who demo is
My dad lives in cedar rapids so I dont get to see him much

U WOT M8 I'LL SLAP U IN THE GABBA, I'LL MAKE ROOM IN UR CONCAVE NOGGIN

I am loving your optimism

hey tp

This is Demo D

And you know, I lost interest in everyone's ass.
All I fap to is 2D and play vidyagames.

Oh that sounds very lovely. Its been a while since i've done stuff like that.

New new new mexico, basically.

Start out depressed, everything comes as a pleasant surprise!

oh I'm sure it's not thaaat bad!

my apartment is fairly yank dungeony too I guess

Why you gotta hurt me that way?
We have a pact to marry if we're alone at 35.
Filth man, pure filth.

Maybe
Ill play with yours
in some kind of maid outfit
or a nurses regalia

apparently there's this site where you can type in people's names and get hella dirt on them
truthfinder.com
read about it on yahoo but haven't checked it out yet

does this mean we're never going to vape together?

yaller miami

wie gehts

la?

yeah let's just say i have to clean A LOT before i let my mom come over

Im ok. How about yourself.

gonna go enjoy a pizza with my Best Friend later guys thank you so very much for keeping me company today

I don't really give a fuck man
It doesn't influence my life in anyways and you are aperson I've considered a friend for years
if it was somebody I was already tense with I mean I would hate them but i dgaf
im out later hombre

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Going to gonna game with some friends and drink
Have a good time everyone
Also feel free to message me on steam
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That's a lose/lose situation.

I'll be dead at 30.
And if I live that long, we'll probably be rekt to fuckt. Memes hellva drug.

Oh god, you srs.
Now you're just kicking off my paranoia.
Why do you want ME to fuck your ass?
Are you unhinged?

You too!

doing pretty alright. might be coming down with a cold but i'm getting too drunk to care

lol so if i wasn't me you would hate me for googling the address you posted in thread?

whatever man. have a nice rest of your night

bye

bye bye!
have fun :)

Colds go away eventually. What're you drinking

Hey I found myself on truthfinder

"The contents of this report could shock you"
Can't be that bad right

Na, a little more East.

wine and beer. and i doubt it will develop into a full cold. i haven't been sick in a few years. which is weird considering how much i smoke. i think it's because i expose myself to a steady onslaught of germs on a daily basis

i say go for it

I prefer to visit my mom at her house in part for that reason lol

buy buy bard

that site is kinda sounding like a scam come to think lol

arizona?

Doing it

Feels good to be legit.

yeah probably

Mhmm.

yeah she only ever comes over if i need someone to look in on my cats. but i got this fat stoner chick to do that lately

yeah it's really nice going over to my mom's and everything is clean

and she has glasses

it's like heaven

oh shit it is a scam

bummer

oh boy it found my PINTEREST

i hounestly don't see myself going there anytime soon unfortunately. my step grandma lives in sun city but i don't really like her enough to visit

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Even with the added perk of meeting me?

*hugs my freind*
:)

as fun as that sounds, like i can't even really afford to visit my irl friends who are scattered around the country

YOU SHOULD COME HERE!

he is definitely not your friend dude

Damn I was looking forward to that

My job prevents me from doing much traveling. Shame.

Hi tp

did u do anything nice for your momma this Mother's Day tp?

ohai luka ^^

learn anything about yourself after all this truth seeking?

have you ever poured contact solution in your eyes cause you don't have eye drops? shit's so messy

that sucks. i'll keep you in mind if i'm ever in the southwest. hell i haven't even been in socal since college

hey little mixed duck lover

what's up?

Even if you get past that, here's what you ultimately get

I like redheads not loolis

^ ^
cute ilya pics~

Lame

I've learned that I've done some dastardly deeds that even I don't know about

they were amping it up like you could find police reports on your friends and shit

oh well

i went over for dinner and bought her some viney plants for her fucking garden trellis

that's what she wanted

gingers have their moments for sure

can't have TOO many freckles though

sorry guys i forgot that yahoo news is like all adds pretending to be news

I don't really care for freckles

Doesn't it just search public records and shit

that's what you inevitably get with freckles

they just can't be dominant

not really sure

glad you were the guinea pig and not me

i also heard about this site on npr called josephine.com

that actually seems cool tho

it's like uber except for food

I don't usually find myself on these things so it was quite exhilarating

Stfu tp
All I said was i liked redheads no one cares about freckles

I like freklz

thx she's mah waifu for reals

ooooh dastardly? sounds really bad

aaaayy good on you! Vines look cool

i dug a bunch of garden beds and put mulch on them for my mom...

It scares me

i want kuro

yeah i wanted to see if there were those times i shoulda been arrested on there

or like a picture of me face planted on my porch with my pants down

FRECKLES COME WITH REDHEADS

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF ANIME WORLD

what is it about moms and gardens?

it makes them happy i guess

god blessum

And I'll say for the 50th time that idc about freckles.

That would be frightening

have you ever hooked up with a redhead guy?

all i'm saying if i saw me in that state i would have taken a picture

No because I'm not a faggot

or that time i got kicked out of a strip club

wonder who recorded that

wait you're straight?

my bad

Maybe if they were a trap but I've never seen one irl

I don't

Why not

yeah i donno how i would interact with a really passable trap tbh

freklz seemed chill but now he just plays leegu or something

well don't leave me guessing!!!

I bet you do "want" her >.>

i always thought it was a lot of labor disguised as fun but yeah whatever lol

I don't know what it is

gimme

moar pics pls ;~;

he still is chill

dont make him upset tho he rages like noones business

if i owned my own house i would want like native plants and shit

it's so bullshit in the town i grew up in. like there's always some hippy fucker who tries to grow out their lawn in a more prairie style and the village has a hissy fit

You probably wouldn't know unless you talked to them first
I don't even consider them traps if they aren't passable

They always yell at me when I play games with them.

fuck that guy

That's why I don't play vidya

i hounestly haven't even seen him since like 4chan days

but he may be a steam friend. if he is i've never talked to him

i just call anything who thinks they are a girl

it's a way for me to easily refer to them

cause fuck their empowerment feelings

It's not healthy to play pretend all the time

not knowing is the worssstt

saved and OK then ^^

growing out one's lawn sounds like an excuse for a lazy attitude towards property maintenance!

the village should rage~

Knowing is half the battle

careful luka, 10x will out you as a dude! :)

^w^
yay more pretty pics!

maybe if i knew a trap irl who was actually cool and worth getting to know i might be more considerate to their feelings

but like this all used to be swamps and prairies

don't be a conformist brah

There's probably some cool ones out there

but yeah the best thing about having an apartment is not having to worry about that curb appeal bullshit

i mean there have to be right?

there's what like 800,000 traps in america? probably like 200 or so are fucking cool af

The trap gods are never in my favour
Maybe someday :c

:stopoldmemes:

what's the other half?!

nyah nyah

I'd rather live in a house than a swampy muck field

we will both find our holy grail trap

i feel it

I don't know that either

like 98% passable besides that dainty feminine penis

What happened to the one at the store

ugh

my kokoro

it's true though

are you saying if luka gave you his deets you wouldn't drop them when you were drunk and rolling?

you TOTALLY would

cute

i have to really take a picture of that warlock

you would laugh so hard

does kokoro mean heart?

see i know my pathetic neckbear weebanese

I don't think want to see him

heart

Why even live?

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sheesh >.>

I don't get down like that anymoar dawg

also I liked bern a lot and that sorta antagonized the situation I suppose

sisters!!!

I'm sorry

who is their mom in the show or who r those other blond ladys in that show? ._.

oh so i randomly checked facebook today and like my freshman college roommate hit me up like saying sorry for not keeping in touch and wanted to see how i was doing and shit

i'm totally going to hit him up but like how do you summarize 14 years to someone in like two paragraph's

dude i donno fam
like got a job
drank and smoked weed a lot
quit weed
got another job

something along those lines i guess

yeah he is a serious freak of nature but i can't look away

yeah man you single handedly made him quit forever

except he still tries to fuck ninjah and elmers

i mean i knew he was gay but not quite that gay

kinda want to have a super feelsy private cyber chat with grim someday

no homo

Does he give you whyboners

And who else??

back to school with you!!!

eehh I didn't get far enough in the series to find out... I only saw the first season of the one where she is a little witch

I don't think nin likes it like that tho

also I missed them for a long time and even called them once when I was drunk forever after they quit... So embarrassing man ._.

no not at all man. i was kinda kidding about how i had a crush on him because he reminds me of you

he is just like very stunning though

that's pretty much it

i think we would have a quality fap/cry sesh

Kind of wonder if Luka shows up to the soup kitchen scratching his neckbeard and trying to tell everyone he's a duck while the church people just look at him like he's another crazy hobo.

it's funny that you have his phone number

did he block your number or what?

what a pussy ass bitch

Omg
Gayest thing anyone's ever said to me

the filter really makes this mental image for me

he's got aspd so he just quietly takes his soup and eats in the corner

i havent watched the show before.
but i want the one in the middle pls~ ;w;

it's because he has cornrows and is white/black and wants to be a girl

I'm only one of those

It's summer, no school

Are you gonna yank his nipples?

describe your style of dress

Gothic duckta

is that what he likes when he cybers?

gimme the insider's pointers

nah i just knew he didn't wanna talk so I didn't call him again, I got over it too so yeah heh

we were insanely close when we were close so it felt like a big deal at the time

watch it you will like it!

I think that one is the momma

my sweet sweet summer child :p

what the fuck is that

Really makes me not even want to post

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I'm not going to explain
I was lying anyway

it's kinda wild that you would fap together on cam

sorry man

suggest another topic

it's your thread

hey dude

so was i about liking that myers bagger

we're even i guess

you still gotta see him though

neko likes carharrt hoodies and sweats ^^

its just a filter don't be a bitch

I'm a man

I was talking about the wordfilters

so like i accidentally burned my zip up pulli when i was driving

so pissed

Yo man.
How ya doing?

lol­i=duck

what
did it get caught in the door?

Rub ketchup all over his nipples.

I love hoodies and sweats yes

What the fuck is with all these goddamn filters tho

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How did you manage that?

kawaii

does it really get you that mad?

Is that how he gets his autism bucks?

?

I know that was a throw at my little stunt with welms

that and he reports tourettes/debilitating anxiety

there are 4

3*

It really pisses me off when I try to say something and it gets turned into something else and no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about

Do tell
And why

SERIOUS THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES?

YOU POS YOU MADE ME LOOK FOR NONEXISTENT FILTERS FUCK OFF

hints:
one thing blood chan says
one thing luka says
one thing neko says

OHhhh who the fuck cares

stop using those shitty words then

so far the filters have been for like things luka says or ducks

and ducks are gay except for the mallards

doing super well. rocking out to of montreal cause i've been watching this doc about them

no like the ember blew off from my rollie cigarette when i was driving cause i was at the end of my can and it was all shakey

and my hoody was in the backseat

i remembered smelling burning but thinking it was just some exhaust cause i was on the highway

big hole in the sleeze. lol oh well. it was cheap as fuck but really comfy

kinda a weird thing to erp tho

see above sorry

You still haven't said you aren't into it.

im not into it

what's the most recent little stunt grim??

*pops the top off of an extra large ketchup bottle*

sleeve*

it's my last addiction, what can i say

Dunno who says lo li, but luka says [ bump ]
Dunno Neko at all, really.

Nice man.
What kinda doc?

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LOL

Censorship is not right

*pre-ketchup overflows out of the top*

That shit pisses me off so fucking much. You know how many times I get hit by cigarette butts because of you fucks?

pm me about it oka

I said there was 3 last night
I TOLD YOU TO LET IT COME NATURALLY ANYWAY YOU FUCK

desu*
luka*
perverts*

Get hit how?

about the band of montreal. it's called the past is a grotesque animal, which is also the name of one of their songs. i learned the lead dude in the band is from the town my aunt and uncle live in ohio. kinda wild

who cares though. it's not as bad as when erin filtered trap into beautiful princess cause she was insecure about kroni bullying her

or shitfox just indiscriminately filtering peoples' names

LOL i'm actually pretty conscious about when i flick them on the expressway. and mine are rollies so they don't have filters and biodegrade

What about alcohol

and weed

why?

doing anything badfox does is a good way to end up on my shitlist

but isnt it lewd? : (

Ahh, alright.
So did you go to a concert, then?

Because 1 is the position most bikers ride, and that is where all of the fucking trash gets thrown at.

I don't give a fuck about the environment. I care about lives, my friend.

idk so we can talk about it
nvm

I can confirm that it is lewd

i don't really smoke weed anymore

well i stopped completely for 3+ years and now since i got a new job i'll smoke it when it's around which isn't that often

as far as booze goes i drink once a week. i am an alcoholic, i'll give you that

but i was like drinking every other day for a long time

oh come on man you're just mad cause you fuck ducks

kinda want to make a duckfucker folder tbh

no i wish. i guess their concerts were productions

my dead friend got me into them. i can't listen to them that much though, cause it reminds me of him and makes me sad

as i said i'm conscious, like i toss them on the side around a curve or i have a water bottle in my car for butts

I don't think I have anything more to say about it

only parts!

not whole show

Aw man. That's pretty sad.

I give you props for that.

I don't though

oh
okay

I had this folder on my laptop before it was kill

yeah kinda want to know how much duck porn there is out there now

but i forgot the furry website someone told me about when i wanted to make an owlfucker folder

dude especially at night it's alarming when you see something on fire coming at you

gotta think about others sometimes

you want a fat feminine bill right up your pooper

...Dude, for real?
Please tell me that's not a goddamn thing

Was it gypsie's folder or mine?

feminine penises get my boypussy so moist

And it really fucking stings, man. There is not many things more....worrisome, than an ember coming at you and hitting you in your chest, spreading over and lighting up your chest and neck.

People lose mirrors for shit that like where I am.

post butts

vimeo.com/165386109

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rip

woah... ;w;

is what a thing. i think it was yttrium who told me about a site

and i just searched owl porn and filled up a folder

i thought you weren't fem at all

yeah i guess i don't really think about the bike bros that much at all

it's like- dude it's dangerous af to ride a bike

you kinda get what you get

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Whoa

I'm not

Just watch it anyways.

Is it bad if I probably know what site you mean

tinychat.com/animusgetsnaked

tinychat.com/animusgetsnaked

tinychat.com/animusgetsnaked

yassss

more!

vocaroo.com/i/s1w3m4Rsrkqk

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Good morning.

are you the fucker who banned me?

nightmare fuel

only joining for you

lmao

im hungry

brb grocery store

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i was feeling really feelsie and needed to howl

I don't think so.

Hello.

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Hi cutework
what's up?

i got banned for "dox" for posting an image of a house to bard

was that you?

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dont be jealous tp

you have really weird tastes in ducks is all

Hey Zumi.

Not much, how about yourself?

I don't think so. Unless I was sleepwalking or something.

you need a creative outlet teeps

I know sorry Luka :c

i mean couldn't you just say no?

why is it so impossible to get a fucking straight answer out of you

this is a pretty yes or no thing

Iori matches me perfectly
what are you talking about

i used to write and play guitar a lot

now i just make people laugh on weeb chans

i bet fucking beepop actually did ban me and is hella playing me

feel like I could fall asleep any second

I don't know what to say I just wanted a reply.

who is lori

I'm fucking back.
And it seems that being drunk makes Bowie more relevant to the ears.

I was gone you nut

it's the cute girl they're posting

Btw, I think I went harder than any cunts that I know of.

Give me your shit and your ruinations.
I'll make plants and walls of them.

Alright.

[replies] aswell.

The super duper cutie I'm posting right now

check out this faggot

so giggles says he doesn't think so

the only logical conclusion is that new eva did it

i mean you can see who bans right?

do you really want me to make spoilers cry?

giggles didn't reply

nvm it was that faggot

fuck you giggles

fuck you

how fucking retarded are you. do you think you can just personal ban people?

Keep em comin'

I can.
They won't take your shit anyway lol

lol@TP

there's a new memer btw

Xhecking out
And wanna be aart of my podcast?

nini
cuck
trap

rats

is it ky

I banned you tp

mod

ban me again, no balls, you won't

hey faggot i just posted another house

are you gonna ban me for another week?

I write for fun too, I haven't much recently and never rly finish anything buts fun and creative... try getting back into it

new level of low effort posting

ghnbnmbvnmbv

Grim make a new thread

I JUST TOLD YOU TO TWICE

i said new memer
not meme

I'm the king.

You know I never thought of it that way but I agree.

what do you mean by that?

you have a podcast?

hal banned you though

he was dethroned

THe most pro

I can see everything. I told you who could have done it at the time, you could have guessed right then and I would have told you but you didn't.

new

yeah i mean i'm only like almost half dead

there's not really any rush

Gonna revive my old podcast, I'm gonna have my own radio show but will be much earlier in the day.

Like... morning for you.