Ocean's 8 - trailer

The Ocean is female

They couldn't have made a movie about a bunch of women who plan a heist and called it something else?

So they couldn't find three more women? Well, I'm surprised they managed to get eight! T B H

That would be some big shoplifting. The movie already exists

Umm no stop expecting women to come up with original ideas bigot

Does it have any connection to the previous movies or the girl just happens to also be called Ocean?

What are you? A sexist cismale?

said the girls who was literally in jail not too long ago

AEHM, EXUCSE ME
It's current year +3 and I don't see a moslim woman wearing a hijab and having a non-traditional occupation (like hacker or demolition specialist) in this group. Instead I see lots of privileged white women. You think a black womyn would have made parole? Nu-hu!! The few poc on the cast are tokens and gimmicks with the sole purpose to provide comic relief. What the hell is wrong with Warner Bros.?

Apparently she is related to Ocean since they mention it runs in the family in the end. That is the first few scenes seem to mirror copy of Ocean's 11 Danny Ocean at the start. From there they change it from casino heist to jewelry theft which seems like a lesser version of what Ocean's 11 did. They couldn't even come close to Queen Latifah in Mad Money.

I wonder if there's any reason for why this is so watered down compared to the original.

They probably won't even follow through as they start fighting over some hot dude.

Looks about as good as Ghostbusters.

knowing how they fucked up Ghostbusters this is guaranteed to be good. They're not gonna fuck up their gender swap movie twice in a row dumb fucks, that'd risk turning people off the notion permanently

I'm watching it when it comes out

Damn, I spoke too soon. Having Bullock, Blanchett and Hathaway in a movie catches my attention, but they didn't do it in the most realistic way obviously. And they could have included one guy, the Julia Roberts of the group so to speak. Why do women do the dirty jobs counterfeiting jewelry? Doesn't seem too realistic, machine shop stuff has always been a mostly male thing.

lol

Jesus, the jews couldn't make capitalism and hedonism more degenerate than working all your life to buy some shitty sparkling stones. Now they want us to destroy society to get shitty sparkling stones. And it's so fun for you, beleieve me goyim

The next cisbusters?

Um, no sweety. You're just fragile that these strong independent women do it better then the boys. k bye.

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In reality, a group of women working without any male influence may by able to fill a tank of gas, given a lot of time, but anything more complicated? Fucking never.

A remake of Ocean's 11 with stronk womyn.

Dropped

Why is there like a group of ~10 American actresses that appear in all these shitty movies? They are in everything. They are neither good actors or particularly attractive.

Can we please just start a violent revolution to overthrow the media and enact an iron clad permanent rule that you're only allowed to make ONE movie with a distaff counterpart character(s) once a fucking decade? Please? It'll stop all this fucking reboot rape or at least curtail it slightly.

They test well with the type of audiences that watch Oprah.

>featuring two female hbic rappers
no user this is guaranteed to be better

This movie is an internet man's idea of the apocalypse. They should take away women's rights because a film is being made that isn't directed for them. I can't imagine being in the head of a man and being so threatened by this. FYI, they are remaking Splash with a male lead, and in the future I hope they do more gender swapped roles for men, you have my permission as a woman to make the film and I promise not to flood trailers screaming "FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!"

Top kek.

Who is the audience for this?

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It could have been kino.

The professional bloggers, pussyhat wearers and male feminists.

How would you counter this argument?

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You do realize people can watch movies with their opposite gender in them, right?

go back to kiwi farms lad

yeah but not when it's this forced.

but when its a "remake" with all female cast with Sandra Bullock as the lead and random pop stars and half of the victoria secret models in it. How many of the males who generally watch that kinda movies will go watch Sandra Bullock lel.
And how many females you think will prefer to watch a heist movie when there is some comedy or romance movie in the cinema list back to back with it.

This movie will fail miserably. tbh fam Lets at least hope it will produce some good memes.

Haven't heard of those cucks in ages. They still chimping out over trivial wayyycism shit?

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Yep. It will be certified fresh, hacks with blue checkmarks will praise it, and despite being awful, the movie's failure will be blamed on the alt-right, trump and gamergate

Agreed, we need more Swedes in Hollywood!

To be sure. At least sixteen more. And we'll call them The Swede 16

CARLOS!

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I'm genuinely flabbergasted. Did middle-aged white women become the primary demographic of moviegoers recently or am I losing my fucking mind?

I wonder if lesly Jones with show up with a run down hearse and force herself on the team?

Social capital.
Either that or they started production before they saw the wreck that was Ghostbuster 2017.

Do you think they'll complain that the Asian is the sneaky pick pocket?

Women account for 70% of all spending, despite not making nearly that much money. Basically, the Jews figured out it's easier to steal the white man's shekels through his lesser half.

They did. Back in like '96. Nobody gave a shit because Gen X didn't care about all sheboon castings.

But O11 already had women