WHAT IS A MAN?

WHAT IS A MAN?

Bigger than you Vlad.

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Not something that makes shitty threads.

Nor somebody who neved played MY GAME!

A person who doesn't cut his dick off and say he is a woman.

LIKE THIS MERE MORTAL?

a rapist

An excuse to post this.

I just started Portrait of Ruin, it's pretty neat. However, I wish the actual platforming in the SoTN-style Castlevanias was a little more challenging

I dunno, you tell me.

A featherless being who walks on two legs

A being with an insatiable urge from his male privilege to objectify and rape womyn and genderqueer folx, and commit mass shootings.

Donate to my new Kickstarter, "Tropes vs Women in Criticism of Tropes vs Women in Video Games" to absolve yourself of your toxic masculine sins.

What can change the nature of a man?

BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!

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But a miserable pile of ass

Dr. Acula, I'm CIA

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a shit meme that was played out 20 years ago

a miserable pile of memes

GAME OVER

PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN

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This

[spoiler]Today I will remind them: Daily

Are you saying that's not a woman's ass, but a cute trap's ass instead?

A MISERABLE PILE OF SNEAKERS

booper dooper

What's a paladin?

You're a big man

Chris didn't cut his dick off, he's pulling it way up to try and pass off that literal open wound as his only genitals.

Metroidvania and platforming are antithesis because of the emphasis on movement from the get-go and the vast difference in physics between the average Metroidvania OC and an old-style Belmont, no commitment to the arc of your jumps, quite light on your feet, double-jump and some manner of flight.

A MISERABLE PILE OF BUUUUUUULSHIT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

BALLMONT KEEPS STEALING ALL MY CASH

Also daily reminder that we will never join Julius in The Battle of 1999.