Shantae thread

lolis don't real you fucking idiot

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Fucking casual.

Yeah, Im burned out on Liru and I need more fap material.

I mean, it wasn't bad but it was nothing amazing except if you're a vanilla fag.

Whatever fag

WHY?

Fap to some good stuff instead.

exhentai.org/g/798065/c91e023f03/

So they could reuse sprites from the previous game.

It had 3D tits

R-really? I never turned the 3D on…

You're missing out

I still didn't beat the game though. I'll turn the 3D on when I'll see tits now. Thanks user.

It looks the same as the PC version, what's your point?

3DS version has 3D tits.

Well then he should have shown screenshots from the 3DS version, because those tits are still 2D.

Nice bait

True love is scarce. You can rape, you can abuse, you can be into the kinkiest shit and do it as many times as you want, but love?
Everyone gives it for granted, but some don't get an ounce of it in all it's life. The luckiest one find it once, and it usually don't last forever.
Thus, vanilla is best fetish, as nothing else compares.

t.lovedepraved vanillafag.

How about non-vanilla love porn?

Rottytops is best girl

loli doesn't exist in 3D

No they do
My dick is not 2d

I wanna bang Rottytops so hard.

Best monster girl.

I want to play that, but I don't think I can get it on my DSi. I'm not too crazy on playing this new one, though.

Risky's Revenge has a PC version, you know.

I still wanttot have sex with shantae.

want to*

I just don't want to play it on PC.

So is this game actually good or are you all just waifu fagging?

Yeah the series is pretty good. A bit overrated, but they're well designed games with a great ost and good characters.

Neat, might check it out.
Thanks.

I feel like the games were appropriately rated by reviews and players. They're fun, albeit easy compared to something like Super Meat Boy and easier than some Castlevanias. Heck, even Runbow was harder. Still nice animations, despite being pixelated into oblivion because of the base resolution.

Morte approves.

I was expecting "Slug-for-a-Butt" at the end of that file name.

It's good. Not fantastic, but it's beautifully animated, has nice, catchy music, gameplay is solid and story it's just a vessel to get you through the game.

In my opinion, a solid 8. Just a comfy action platformer, kinda charming.
I'd suggest giving it a shoot.

I love Shantae. Oh, not the games, the games are fucking garbage. I just like the porn.

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I don't know user. I mean, the demo isn't bad, but it doesn't look or fell nearly as good as the pirate's curse. I hate that they wanted to do 3D backgrounds. The handdrawn sprites isn't a bad idea, but ultimately pixel sprites are way better.

Could pull it from the eShop on a hacked 3DS, freeShop has access to DSiWare. It's the only place I could get PetitComputer and Bloons Tower Defense on my 3DS since I can't find any cia files on the internet.

More Space Princess

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So does anyone ever want to spank Shantae?

Go away, unnamed enemy from unreleased gba game.

I want to ravage this whore so hard.

We have to evangelize Shantae porn, m8. Her lewdness can't be kept for just a few.

Sadpanda's not hard to get into. It just keeps retards, the kinds of normalfags that wouldn't appreciate shantae anyways, out.

So do i user

Waiting patiently for it i'm eagered to see the new transformations in action,

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>I want to fuck her so hard

Hold me, Holla Forums.

I'm not saying I'm jelly, but If I were mixed with bread and peanut butter I'd be delicious.

Mofo it's not like I'm just choosing if I want sausage or bacon with my eggs.

Waiting patiently for it i'm eagered to see the new transformations in action,>>10259299
Sucks to be you user i managed to kick that habit a long time ago if you truly want something in life then you have to make sacrifices

Shit i screwed up!

J U S T

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Ok, where do you live?

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Holy shit that guy is stupid.

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I know that they might be normal outside of Eastern Europe but please no.

Why ??? that wasn't CP in anyway shape of form

why is shantae not real?

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i never had any experience with gypsies outside the hunchback of notre dame. why do people hate them all the time?

These fuck heads are just plain old racists ignore them

Historically I don't know. The modern versions are supposedly have violent tendencies, are dirty, and steal a lot.

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e621.net/post/show/622203/2015-ahegao-anal-anal_penetration-animal_crossing-
lewd

Shantae a cute, A CUTE

e621.net/post/show/622203/2015-ahegao-anal-anal_penetration-animal_crossing-
that's pretty lewd user

Everyone is racist, you tumblrite

e621.net/post/show/622203/2015-ahegao-anal-anal_penetration-animal_crossing-
that's pretty lewd user

oh shit nigger fix your website

they lied about getting gassed in world war two to get their own independent nation (gypsytopia)

t. /pool/

Do you even read their emails?

what's this about a goblin, i don't get it

i'm fine as long as my dick is pleased with the result

This is the goblin version. It's the model used for gameplay.

bet you posted a real 3D little girl, mods on 8ch consider that CP even if you just post the face. You can thank Jim.
On the other side of the coin, once Potion got his own chan, the whole place turned full shameless CP posting (well not really but as close as ambiguous laws can let you , with many people just crossing the line often )
So maybe we aren't all that bad without them, tbh the pedo boards where quite tame here and they were keeping faggots out of here, as soon as we reached google search pages again and pedos were out we got hit hard with shitposters and newfags

They are pick-pockets, thieves, con-artists, swindlers, violent, and essentially a race of wandering criminals.

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A goblin is fine too.

imagine jews crossed with niggers, which gives birth to a race that has the worst traits and tendencies of both. yes, that bad.

where is the pic user? those trips demand it

Gypsies partake in every kind of criminal activity imaginable, it's in their culture even. They also have real questionable hygiene.

What hese three said:

t. yuropoor

It is funny how someone might think it's an unfair negative stereotype, but they really are just slimy thieves.

Whats the order and shantae games? I kinda want to give them a go.

Shantae -> Risky's Revenge -> Pirate's Curse -> Half-Genie Hero.

Order of release. Pretty easy to figure out.

what religion?

You can skip the first game if you start playing it and it's tremendously boring though. I liked it but others have noted the overall world map feels kinda empty and tiring to get through when there's really not that many paths. Also it uses lives a la Simon's Quest, but still has death pits and death spikes. If you're still up for it, go for it.

Fine, I suppose you can have one. 3x3 demands it.

I'm off topic so I'll sage myself.

Saw some in Italy a few years ago.
> Selling toys and crap down a street. Police come they pack up and jump in a building IN UNDER A SECOND. Cops drive past, they all hop out and set up again.

The UK has some as well.
Similar to the same people you'd get in the worst housing in the worst areas- yet they choose a caravan (just as likely to steal and fornicate)- and they have a thing for horses. I assume because even a poorly look after horse can still make manure to sell. They also tend to breed puppies to sell- I assume they're stolen but I have no evidence of that. My local gypsy camp/"caravan site" has also put up a sign saying "We won't be moved." Nothing a few liberated horses and a fire couldn't fix IMO.

so they are just a euro problem? how come we never hear things like "gypsies lives matter" or fighting for gypsies rights! they must be worth even less then blacks and muslims

Gypsies as we know them are a European-focused problem, yeah. Hell, it's where the phrase "gypped" came from, as in "I got gypped on that deal".

literally stinking criminals and moochers all of them, basically fair skinned niggers

If all she can do is lie back and spread her legs- then you deserve a better woman.

Someone who is fun to be with. Someone who is interesting. Someone who makes your life easier in some way. And someone who is trustworthy.

She either wants you for money- or if she is 1 in a million and plesent, then her parents will want your money.

Look up "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" clips if you want to see the kind of people you'd be dealing with.

Why do you think she learned to belly-dance?
Does she know how attractive she is?
Is she above using sex to manipulate others?

shawntey: half naked hero

i wanna fuck the goblin too

Any new info?
Am I the only one that grew to hate the sung boss battle theme? It's fine on the first listen but after that you realize Christina can't sing and even autotune can't help her hold a note.

It's because any country with a significant gypsy population is racist as fuck specifically because of the gypsies. Without any exaggeration, 99% of gypsies are worthless shitters living off welfare and generally trying their hardest to not have to do work for the money they spend exclusively on alcohol and cigarettes. They all live in dumps, and the few very localized attempts libcucks make to rehabilitate them by giving them nicer living places have a 100% failure rate as they completely wreck the houses; they remove everything down to the wiring in the walls to sell off.

Is that that the trailer theme? I really don't like it at all. I thought it would grow on me but it hasn't at all. Or is there a different song I haven't heard?

Nope, the trailer one.
After listening to it again, I'm in two minds over it.

Gypsies are actually Russians.

Oh my gawd what where they thinking? Shantae need way more faux 80's Retro its and 200% more chromatic aberration to be cool in current year! Gag me with a spoon goyim.

i wanna shrink the giant mermaid into a mini mermaid and jam my dick into her fairy sized love hole

jewish obviously

I like the instrumental part, the vocal is meh, not good but not completely terrible, just kinda boring.

Did they get her VA to sing this?

I'm surprised none one is fapping off to her VA (Christy Vee).

Why do you people obsess over this shit GBC game so much? Played it once and it was boring as hell, threw it in my closet and that it is where it has remained for over a decade. Shit game is shit.

Btw, you'll never touch her VA (because she's married or with somebody).

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I want to fuck her voice so bad

BlazBlue wants a minute of your time.

My dick when

post shantai

The first reply sent me to SadPanda where I looked through r34 & found an artist who did lots of Shantae stuff so I compiled a collage like I've done before with theBoogie's art of certain characters. Cleaned stuff up a bit as well.

Get some taste, man.

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Many could certainly dislike his fetishes, however theBoogie is mostly decent art-wise.

That's not even whose art I posted, yet you're whinging over the mere mention of the name which reminds me of that autist who would take every opportunity to react as though theBoogie is shadman-tier which is absolutely ridiculous. I hope you aren't that guy.

because we are being punished for something

Why is Shantae so perfect?

Awww yisss… Twisted-Terra's Shantae stuff in png form.

Boogie's kinda samey with his style, you've seen one shortstack from him you've seen 'em all.

when i was little i had a gypsie "friend"
i was a very naive and as a result he stole most of my shit.

A government fund exists to build housing for gypsies.

These houses never make it past a week before the wiring is ripped out of the walls to be sold for the copper scrap.

Not all of them, there are a few towns in the Balkans that look like pic related, it's where their "royalty", their clan chiefs live.
It full of huge houses/villas full of marble, gold and designer furniture with expensive cars parked in front.

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At least in my country there are certain foundations that help gypsies integrate into society through paid Colleges and stuff like that, but they don't really care. The funniest part was when I found out our government pays them to fuck off out of the country. They take the money and in two weeks they come back, I witnessed this truckload of gypsies unload when I was on the way to my countryside house, fresh back from France.

Though if there is one good thing to say, it's that they only resort to violence in self-defense. If you catch them stealing they just tail outta there, but if you bring 10 big guys to the gypsy neighborhoods to bash some heads in, well those guys are gonna get shanked and chased out with horse carriages (yes, they still fucking use carriages). You don't hear about robberies gone wrong or rape or whatever Americans always talk about with niggers.

They're the niggers of Europe, every single one of them is a criminal in some form or another, you name the crime and they do it without a shred of remorse.
Everyone besides faggot leftists loath them.

I'm from Bosnia, I can confirm that. Gypsies are digusting vermin, like a low-intelligence form of jews.

Gypsies are basically non violent niggers. They commit non violent crimes but can still cause huge problems and that can cost the country millions. In Serbia we had examples of some of them stealing fucking oxygen pipes from a hospital, or stealing train tracks. They are worthless parasites that refuse to integrate into society

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Reminder that there's a race war coming in Europe

What the fuck are you on because i want some.

I'm looking for a good metroidvania. Is pirate's curse any good?

Same for Romania, there's whole villages and neighborhoods made out of these (what they call) palaces.

I'm real curious how they manage to do it though. Does nobody notice that it would be a bit difficult to build, maintain and live in these kinds of houses while being unemployed?

What garish buildings. They look a croos between some Mongolian temple and Barbie's dream house. Looks especially weird when they build them right next each other, like, two feet away.

I hope you're referring to the "non-violent" part.

Very. Easy, cheesy, but very enjoyable. Everything has tits. EVERYTHING.

So rocket man, how is the future like?
Did trump win?
Is Isis still a threat?
Is Germany as white as Argentina now?

released on September 27, 2016
lewd

well shit. Why are belly dancers so hot

I rarely consider a game being easy a good thing, but sometimes a few games are just so comfy and fun that it being easy is not an issue. Shantae and the Pirate's Curse and Gravity Rush (pic related) are the two titles that come to mind. On the other hand, the original Shantae on GBC starts out hard as balls until you grind some power ups. The end game is actually easier then the start.

I know of gravity rush but since it's console exclusive I haven't gotten the chance to play it yet

.t A smelly loudmouth gypsy

Not sure in the orchestral part is officially from the game, but it sounds pretty good.

Shawntey musak time?

Oh and to clarify, I didn't say it was very easy, just easy (there's a period in between). I did only die once or twice during a dragon boss and the final boss, but the minute to minute gameplay is very comfy like the other user pointed out.

Here's a tip to make your game a little less tedious: the lamp can also be used to suck up all the jewels dropped by enemies on screen.

lewd?

Well, I guess that would give me a reason to play my 3DS again. If only I could just have it on my DSi.

i have not seen those last 2

DS flashcart like an Acekard or a DSTWO, hacked 3DS so you've got the freeShop, and a bigass SD card (32GB or greater) and you've got the entire dual-screen lineup of systems at your hands. Hell, got all the other portables too because of native Game Boy/GBC/GBA installation.

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This should be in a better quality version, with sound.

This guy knows. I ordered R4i Woods for my 3DS and N3DS so that I could have a buddy play with me if I wanted on any DS game. Card Fighters will finally get it's chance to disappoint everyone.

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It's easier if you've got a hacked 3DS since you don't have to worry about flashcart incompatibility, cards are blocked at a software level and not a hardware level so there's a cia floating around that you can install which whitelists all flashcarts.

I fucking wish I still can't figure out how the shit to get mine to accept my R4i.

Christ, I went looking for the cia I mentioned and all links were dead, even middle-of-nowhere Filedropper links.