♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

ouch... and here i thought erio and i were friends

-sighs- i hate waiting..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.he

adfasd

Where have you been?

Someone uploaded a Tenshi folder some time ago.

it was forever ago

what else did erio give you?

dicks

how many dicks?

iunno

all the dicks?

You did it with Erio? naughty.

I cant send gogglesmoney cause he's 12 yrs old irl

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Why aren't you in school?

Making America Great Again.

Looks like that's my Tenshi folder from forever ago.

plenty

shut up

-paws at you- it's not time for me to leave

c-can i have one?

Why have you corrupted sweet neko?

not here

i hate when my mom talks to me when I have my headphones on

That would be a cute girl except her forehead goes on for miles.

Keep it in your pants.

but i want it now

I don't do such improper things in public.

;~; you wouldnt enjoy slapping you cock on her forehead?

Weird that yours starts so late. -pets your hair-

We haven't corroborated any of these allegations on THIS network.

please?

eh

Liar liar panties on fire.

I'm a senior now and I dont get a lot of classes. school starts at 10:30 for me and I leave at 2:15

n-no

i mean she is wearing bangs...

but i need it..

then you can wait

bang her bangs or something

i need to cum nowww

you wouldnt bang her if she was laying on your bed right now?

I have a bottle of Goldschläger sitting here but dont want to open it cause cinnamon schnapps sounds kinda gross

apparently it has real gold flakes in it

jeez so needy

She is an anime.

drink yourself to death

I wonder if I should grab a beer.

hurry i need it...

what if she was 3dpd?

i wonder if i should cut my dick off

stop that

grab this

I would ask her how she got into my home and why she's on my bed.

You're so mean
It turns me on tbh

yes
I'll join you

i love cocks... i cant help it

and she say she wants you to fuck her and spread her legs for you

and eat it?

whats "this"?

woo woo! Just like misato

omg >///

i was gonna hang it from my light

Idiot.

I'm not really sure what you're expecting with these conversation.

with this*

it was a penis but 8ch eat it up

i love them, i need them...

im studying you in my own way
You wouldn't fuck her? She's dripping wet

BIGLY

you're so lewd

bit of a dick move

kek

Go study a book or something. I'm done with this.

i can't sleep and mommy is gonna wake me up in like 4 hours

FUCK !!!!!!!

Okay I'll stop I have to go anyway, bye

I told you to send me nudes and you didnt listen

see what happens?

bye bloodchan

I didn't see that post

What nudes haven't you seen, don't have many you know

I haven't seen any

See you. And I know, I know. We should.

I don't think that's true.. I've posted plenty here while intoxicated

Ask me tomorrow.. I need to nini

NIGGA I FUCKING WORK I CANT SHITPOST LIKE I USED TO ANYMORE

YOURE FUCKING USELESS

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE I SWEAR

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So like I just got paid and decided to get drunk and spend a lil something on myself

so I bought this since I have like 170 to blow

amazon.com/Initial-Racing-Drift-Ae86-Automotive/dp/B00REN1GR2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1463748136&sr=8-1&keywords=initial d license plate

My current license plate frame has some girly thing withg diamonds

fuck that shit
mightaswell go full weeb

NO

IM NOT EVEN A SPIC

What a fucking weeb loser.

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SHE A GUANTANAMELLA

Was talking about , boi.

BITCH I WOULDA SENT YOU 30 DOLLARS BUT YOU DONT HAVE ANYWAY OF RECIEVING IT

Fucking soft butt faggot

I know

thats why I said NO

WATERMELON*

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Dag said he wants to send me weed but I have no way of receiving that either.

?????

Oh. Alright.
I don't understand spics very well.

lo siento

thought you would find it funny

How will I treat you to sushi then?

central americans hate being called spics
but theyre basically the same thing

I guess its just our thing

Dude I don't have a clue.
And I honestly don't care.
I had to google what sorry was in Spanish too.
Justmessing around.

I am thinking of a way, geez. Who knew you were so desperate to gift my favorite food.

what an odd sense of humour.

Its not that Im desperate
I just wanted to cheer you up a bit
A happy goggles is best goggles

How do you say good evening in dutch?

Don't say that kind of thing around here.

Goedenavond.

faggot humour soto pls

I'm on it, jeez.

Sorry

how the fuck do you pronounce that shit

pls no

I am joking. Jeez. We are all friends here.

I have too much croissants, help

cum on them

Good-N-More-Gen
Gen as in Genetics or Generation, with emphasis on the G.
Although the average Dutch person will just rush all of it, not pronouncing the N's

Apply danish butter to toasted croissants.

Boys should only like boys.

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

HAIL SATAN

NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME!

Post ducks

Why tho
Also, don't you have a thing for duck's?

Traps? Ducks? Dicks?

Quack

Ducks are nice.

l o l i

Looks like Soto and I both thought of the same thing when it comes to ikt

What filters to ducks?

Traps? Cocks? Dicks? Penises?

Girls should only like girls.

duck

duck is fucking disgusting!

duck is lyf

i'd quack you

But I still like girls and i'm a boy.

Disgusting.

no thats actually called being normal

L O L I
BECOMES DUCKS

Suck my duck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reee~

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وابل وابل وابل وابل وابل

AIVD ingelicht.

oh kut

SHUT IT DOWN

Did I tell you guys about the song of my people?

Well this nigga is singing in Garífuna

Common dialect/language in Guatemala/Honduras/Belize/Nicaragua

Its so catchy tho

Whar people?

what*

BUILD

A

WALL

well its not so common but its mainly used to talk/compliment women and used by men to impress them

Its like fancy talk to charm them or some shit

Watanegui consup

watermelons

waddup

wat

Guatemalans

rings a bell, but I dunno what guatemala is

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them, too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezum fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

I cybered subtle yesterday

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MORE SOTO

MOAR

WHO HASNT SUBTLE CYBERED

*raise hand*

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*Sucks your finger*

Here.

Give me the tiddy

i kissed him irl

but not cybered

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Why not make it an orgy?
I mean tbh who has better chemistry than these 3

ehhh thats cold

NO YOU DIDN'T

EVERYBODY

I don't have chemistry with anyone, tho

Daddy's gonna give me big boy cummies ?!

*Sucks 2 fingers and pokes your butt*

if you keep your fingers in your butthole they never go cold

lifehacks

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Gotta go
friend about to selfkill

I WANNA HOLDDDDDD YOUR HANDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I get high
I get high
I GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

WHERE DO BAD FOLKS GO WHEN THEY DIE?

Anywhere would be nice

nooo!

AAH

ohh I want a box

Good luck forty

Jump in my box.

THEY DONT GO TO HEAVEN WHERE THE ANGELS DIE

*Sits on your lap*

get high
rule the world

THEY DONT GO TO HEAVEN WHERE THE ANGELS FLY

Tokai get a fucking job already jesus christ
You useless faggot

You too Subtle

OH SHIT IS IT FLY?

I FUCKED UP FAM

that re;zero ed song part where she whispers "I wish I was there" gets me all doki doki and also gives me a semi ngl

*jump*

hah! Im going in the box

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Not everyone can steal jobs from Americans Soto.

Some of us are actually legal.

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I don't need money :v

If ur a neet ur a shiet

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Good girl ^^

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And I'm not a neet

MOM MOM LOOK IM BETTER THAN SOME TEENAGER NEET IN EUROPE

ARE YOU PROUD YET

You might not need the money, subtle, but your cucksleeve does.

Bluuh this is my box!

comfy box

read a book

*Slowly licks between your toes*

TAXATION
IS
THEFT
LE AMERICA FAECE

hey bitch I got some toes you can lick
UNDER MY DICK

*Sucks the toenails on your dick*

Lol, not going to listen to a hypocrit.

exhentai.org/g/929661/6166cddfff/
my fuckin dick

The real reason I'm not looking for some job is because I feel better and smarter than you average wagecucks.

Enjoy being slaves though.

That tickles!

Oh well excuse me for not being a drain on my local community

*Takes off your shirt and kisses your tummy*

Most of the work here is done by Polish workers.
Everyone else goes to Amsterdam.
We basically drain the city anyway.

stoooooppp

This is why I hate white people

maybe you should give it to your family and like help them out, like you may think they dont need help but tbh its not about helping them or more so giving them extra money so they can enjoy themselves, and if they dont accept it then it all yours

Maybe you can upgrade from that shitty laptop you have

adsabhdjkas

yeah for real fuck honkey ass crackers

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I spent a big amount of hours in useless work so I can fund my raging addictions and buy unnecessary shit every now and then.

This means I'm better than others.

staayy

w-woof

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good boy

Bard post hair

Im not even mad fuuuuuuuuudcksabncasdhcbju dashcjkasdlb

No but seriously

Oh so youre a prostitute

So you just
Make money materialize out of thin air?

The thought of asking if my parents need money is really weird to me and not only 'cause I know they don't

Watabout you
Show me them locks

Did you finish high school?

I have different sources.
The only government money source I have is for the insurance though. which doesn't even cover it.

The fact that people think people work by choice vexes me

NO YOU FUCKING DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

Like dont just give them the money

Take them out for dinner or take them out somewhere and pay the tab

Yes, I also finished a year and a half of community college

This does not bother me.

what study?

A pimp named Slickback

don't make fun of me D:

psychology/behavioral studies

Godamnit.
Why didn't you try and get into that field then.
Conducting research in a uni pays mad money.

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Oh
Ehh.. one day I guess

Whattup fam.

All this shit did remind me to get loans for my education in some months.

Gotta love debt.

Sipin dat henny burnin dat buddha gonna roll me a fat beezy after I get paid from workin Cuz I'm clean, Keen on hygeine, on a mission likea super technician

you're in debt but dont want to work?

I am going to be in debt, in two or so years.
I am all clean now.
But that debt will only go once I reach a certain income, so even if I would actively not work it wouldn't be a bother.

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Warframes take 72 hours in the foundry
I'm gonna have cool sneaky weapons but no new frame

It used to be that the government would just pay for your education, like Germany.
But Labour said it was dumb and changed it to a loan system.

Gotta have a backup tho

He doesnt want to work because he is lazy.

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tokai, bae

I was a dumb kid and dropped out cause I liked partying

I regret it everyday of my life

What a useless son

Like actually do something with your life
O-Other than going to school

This nigga

It'll be hilarious when the dutch right wing get into power and gas tokai for being a foreign burden.

Lmao

I ordered dat roasted turkey sandwich

Nah for real though, I do plan on working and studying well. But y'all are trying to bust balls on some 18 year old like I'm Luka or something.

I heard you're going to school again though.

*hug*

Nigga says who?
I wish I was

I thought Grim said that.
Whatever though, as long as you're satisfied.

did you just post in the threads

whilst sitting with your family

what is wrong with you

and you should have ordered the cheese steak stacker

good tokai

Yes

My family doesn't really care if I shitpost

Also I kinda wanted to order that or the philly cheese steak one but I was like eh, just stick to the basics

Self-studying and shitposting.
so meh

gmarnin

HOW DOES WORKING EQUATE TO LAZINESS
ITS THE EXACT OPPOSITE

That asian looks aweful

Those are not my implications.

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can it be made any better for you, ma chere?

shit

THATS WHAT HE FUCKING SAID

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THATS
WHAT
SHE
SAID

Make a reasonable theory that would halt terrorist expansion in Libya.
It would destroy my current depressing predictions.

ohayou

yo be mad at him then.

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yall niggas make my penis soft
damn

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I can fix that

waddup

Sometimes you act like you're somebody around here Neko.

You're not.
Nobody gives a shit.
Refrain.

I AM

I need to watch that

Has bard always been so flamboyantly homo?
For some reason I get the feeling there was a watershed moment before where they were not a homo.

Easy on the vitriol there friend.

He grew into it

Just droppin fax

Tbh I'm less gay now than I used to be
At least Idon't cyber fags anymore fuckkk

Anderson best priest EU

you mean aside from just glass the entire area? logically speaking id guess its not a matter of halting it so much as reversing it? terrorism is spawned by people that believe way too deeply in some specific thing and usually the people in the groups are recruited due to either having nothing else or fearing those that do have stuff.... so like youd have to essentially make the entire situation less bad outside of the terrorist group giving better living conditions and less outsider wars freedom to be and believe what they want as long as it doesnt harm others, over time those coerced by those measures will have no reason to follow it and less people have reasons to join until sooner or later? you are left with just the handful of stupid people that either just enjoyed it or sought power, getting rid of that part would be impossible cause idiots always will be idiots but thats just a really stupidly simply theory and i know shit about the politics required

you do, get to it already

Hi bby. How're you?

Like a fucking MOAB.

So you still cyber. Lol.

I want to but it's been ruined for me forever And I dont think I still could if I tries

Thats what happens when you cyber Subtle, I guess.

SCOOTS PLEASE

He can go either way. I hate doing this to people who have good in them.

Recently woke up, might do a ton of work
or none at all
depends on my mood

Watch the story of my second favorite 2hu first

You tried, so thank you.
Sadly it's not that easy.
so it bothers me greatly.

lol

Slowly descending from reading studies and stuff to relaxing and cute music.

okay Ron Paul too.

S-subtle is c-cute >/////

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Why you doing this?
Are you hoping to change someone's way?
Stop them from losing their way?

You don't know what your mood is yet? ^^

He's starting to pull ahead of Hillary in the polls. A few recent ones have him beating her. I didn't even expect for it to be at this point so early.

Who knows.
But it stopped them. For now.

Nope. The day is only beginning.

You never know how many marbles you'll have left at the end of the day.

One can only hope.

If I had my way I would also be beating hillary

oooooh the portal bae?

nothing that is worth it is usually easy, darling, also youre just one singular person though the most adorable one you shouldnt take it to heart that you cant come up with an answer yet.... hell you have quite a lot of time left alive to find it out!

Yep

mmhm. Gonna freshen up, bbl

I hope there's not a lewd undertone in that.

She is REPULSIVE on an INSTINCTUAL LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No I mean with my fists

That interview just keeps getting better x,x
but iunno I just wanna shut the world out and be in bed.

I guess.. I do have many years for that stuff..

Byebye~

Beating can be in a lewd context. The image you posted made it confusing.

Isn't it funny how the image posted can completely change the meaning of the text next to it?

you do and i bet if you dont let it bug you this much you will surely find it, just accept it will take time and that the answer is somewhere so its not like its impossible

ahhh I'm so tired.. I only got like 3 hours

God is dead

He gradually gets more intense, lol.

Feeling okay? :3

Yeah, some are pretty obviously meant to convey certain kinds of things though.

No
no he's not

THEN.. why did mommy make me get up so early

Checkmate

I like that the OP image says "squish".

I'm not allowed to wishfully think.

He's so right though, like that nato protection.
yesterday it was made public that the Dutch Army can no longer protect the borders because of no funding, but nobody cared because of Nato protection.

nah x,x im not like sad, im just mentally and physically so so drained

is that my erio bro?

i want one of those

i say you are and my word is law, plus youll get more wine and loving in return for listening like a good tokai! so like listen yo

That show is how liberals get forced to listen to him.

Been up for a long time? -kisses your forehead-

They're called Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis. That's just the best thing ever.

nice tune-age, how you been doin?

youtube.com/watch?v=tlU5xmKDLFI

lets adopt one, honey i totally will pay to support it, you can truuuust me

But they belong in the ocean being happy and squishy! I would like to pet one though. See just how squishy they really are.

That's adoribilis

fite me

maybe once we start actually exploring the oceans more and lkike expanding our tech that way, we can have undersea petting zoos

yeaah I guess

A wonderful event.

mhhm.. I didnt have good sleep for some time..

Hey sabrina, I got something for you.

see and you'll get head pets for being good too, so double the win for you

Hey Bardo, do you remember the Goodfeathers?

You talk big, but I bet I can make you wear your ass for a hat!

yiss

Uh oh...

Can't say I do
I think that one may have been just a bit before my time

Yeah, its my dick.

Its something else... plus my dick....i'll leave it in your steam for when you can get it.

dream on, carrot muncher.

Tfw no good feathers gf

lol
Joe Pesci
I love that dude

Tfw you're older than bard

WHAT THE FUCK?!

>tfw no memes

i bet theyd obnoxiously play that under the sea song from the little mermaid all the time though, which would be funny the first two times maybe lol

Pretty good; enjoying the short break before summer classes. You?

You should probably go sleep, then. :3

aw come on
that's not that hard to do
I'm just the spawn of 96 man

what a trade

mww I dont wanna

I'd an Ariel.

I was nearing 10 when you were born. Just a baby Bardy!

Okie dokie! How are you today, dear?

Rectal ranger.

What a nightmare!

giving everything and leaving nothing, so stupidly great babe

i know right? though you are sure to get lots more out of it too but surprises!

!!!

Well, this is something someone drew...

Perfectly fine love. Having another beer because... why not. Hope my passing out earlier wasnt too bothersome. How was the rest of your evening?
Has today moved well?

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hello sabrina

I don't know who to flirt with

Sabs, Subtle, or Mayaka

wait it would be going into the suits we wear, so you couldnt even cover your ears! oh god honey! how will we stop such a cruel fate?

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me :D

i am too
but i remember animaniacs
and the good feathers

smfh......................................

WTF?!

im honestly pained to see this, manaka

You're like a loving caring mother father figure

Yeah, you gon' git iced!

Don't worry about it, hon. My internet pooped out on me last night. I didn't get any sleep, but I feel ok. It's a nice, cool day out and everyone in the office is in a good mood.

Isn't there a James Bond movie in which he harpoons a buncha goons? We could do that.

Howdy, Monica!

Why not everyone?

I am 23 on Tuesday

gettin old man

almost old enough I'll have to start claiming I'm 21 again

You were born in 96?
I am older than you are then but not by much
What month was your birthday in?

Ay sexpot
whats happening?

july 11th

No! You're still a baby too! Relish it while you can, 'cause someday you really will be old...like me.

Thanks? lol

noU

Don't worry i'm here.

twenty fucking three o.o

I'm like mentally 14

doctors say I only got 4 weeks left
you'll have to cap all the new anime for me when I'm gone

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THIS

shush sabs, you don't age.

ah, i'm sorry.. i'm more surprised people are still .. well nevermind, where have you been?

your mad max fury road soundtrack successfully attracted the cannibals, there were 5 of them including their tribe leader.

these fuckers.

You didnt get any sleep? was this for a good reason? Well, aslong as it isnt a stifling day in cow country. Also easy office day is well deserved for you. No more stress allowed.
Is it a busy day or just one of those "going through the motions" days?

July 10

dont worry im not even mentally a teenager :3

I was born on 13th November 1997
am I the youngest?

like a surprise box

I remember singing 22 by taytay last year like it was yesterday

there is no good 23 song

Yeah you are

Oh my oh my
you're such a young one.....

n-no I mean that in a good way...

senpai sama

lol not kissin yu then

I'm an adult

Get those cute braid over here and tell me about your life bby

Oh yeah you owe me nude bi

You've hit the point that car insurance is the only reason for aging.

don't even have a car

21 forever

Just play 22, and pause it when it comes to it and say "23, oo-oooooo-ooooh"

are you srs

LOL

palpable avoidance

I can't imagine anything more depressing

At 24 you can rent one

but..
im a duck..

which is

*fwoosh* Bwuuumph! *blurble*
That's the sound of a harpoon skewering the DJ.

*squish*

Glad I could help! I think.

A little busy, but I'll manage. And I don't know why I couldn't sleep. I was tired, just couldn't pass out for whatever reason.

♥

welp. That's it then. No reason to get older. 21 it is.

Why would I lie to you?

You arent the wrong end of 20. Just bloody enjoy it.

3 of them fallen into my traps, and the rest .. i chopped them all while listening to the soundtrack

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idk how to take this

Get in my thread

You throw the first punch.

Must be all that scooz on the brain ;3
Ah, its the weekend after today so you'll be able to relax a little I guess.
-roofies your coffee-
HEY LOOK AT THAT BALD EAGLE.

But sabs I wanna talk about lewd stuff and what kind of coffee you like to drink

Stuff like that

Tfw older than you

Listen To Your senpai

Pictures of you naked for the sole purpose of me seeing them and stroking my erect penis until I ejaculate

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Nah this must be the right one.

New thread when?

i have to go, bye

wait post boobs before you go

do it!

-vanishes-