Beat 'em up thread

I've been playing Shin Nekketsu Kōha: Kunio-tachi no Banka quite a bit lately, it's in the same series as River City Ransom. The biggest problem I've found with it so far is that you can win almost any fight just by spamming the jump-kick. Aside from that it's pretty good.

What beat 'em ups have you been playing lately? If you haven't played any recently, then what are some of your favorites?

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Right now I've been playing Streets of Rage 2, and with no expectation of earlier games of the series I've honestly been having fun, especially thanks to its soundtrack and how beautiful it looks.

I just finished a round of Streets of Rage Remake v5.

Best beat em up right here alongside D&D Mystara.

Did I die all of a sudden? Anyways been playing some pic related. Best 3D beat em up period. Y'all niggers can't prove otherwise

I miss Beat'em Ups.

One day I'll get Gamemaker and make my orcish version of River City Ransom, with rape and fighting greek gods.

Dragon Ball Advance Adventures for the GBA.

So anybody else getting River City: Tokyo Rumble? Is Natsume a competent localizer?

Is there another River City coming?

Natsume is localizing Nekketsu Kouha Kunio-Kun SP, the first of the newer Kunio-kun games for 3DS. Arc System Works is now the IP holder of all Kunio-kun games and a year ago or so they announced they wanted to bring more games west. It's even getting a physical release.

Zombie Revenge is better.

Who HOYPE for the River City Remake for 3DS?

Nigger please. Its everything Dynamite Cop isn't. It isn't cheesy, its cringey. It has shit weapon variety and it looks like ass

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But it has branching paths and epic complex narrative.

ZOMBIE REVENGE A BEST

Its not even B movie tier, its somewhere between X-Z.

I'll give you that but its still way shorter than Dynamite Cop making it meaningless.


Nigger please I love God-Hand don't get me wrong, but that one is more cuhrazy than beat em up

I think God Hand is a pretty standard beat 'em up at it's core, it just has the bells and whistles of a cuhrazy game.

Has there been ANY news about this since last year? I'm guessing this game is NEVER EVER at this point.

The ikkitousen PSP games are pretty good 2D beat em ups.

Now, if only that 3.60 exploit would let me install them on my vita.


Which version would you recommend?

Recommend me nice beat em ups I can run on emulators that have a hot chick/s to play with. I want a nice fap. I've played the Golden Axe games, Streets of Rage, Dragon's Crown, Guardians, Sailor Moon, D&D, Sengoku, Cadillacs & Dinosaurs and others I can't remember at the moment.

Golden Axe 2 is one of my favorite games ever, I can play it again and still have fun.

Have you tried Guardian Heroes?

I've been playing something of the sort

Trying fo finish Final Fuck Again. This is a game that deserved more money to improve in some areas.

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Onesyota is god-tier porn with mediocre gameplay.

A porn game where you can turn the porn off?
That's an interesting concept.
Although the gameplay seems more like a button masher than anything

What's the status if vid related?

Devil May Cry is a button masher. You can win spamming stuff, but that's not the cool way to do it.

I've been playing Yakuza. It's nice.

It's probably never going to release, the team would have already well exhausted the games kickstarter budget, they said at the start of last month that the game itself is feature complete, so then where the fuck is it.

Been playing Revenge of Death Adder, Streets of Rage Remake, and Streets of Rage 3.
Does anyone know of any other side scrolling beat em' ups with dashing? Being mobile makes it 10x better in my opinion.

Porn games can be amazing, look at Sengoku Rance.

I wanna see that happen.

It would be implied rape because I'm not a good artist and can't draw sexiness even if my life depended on it.

Goemon 2 for the NES/Famicom is pretty fun, watch out for the platforming though.

Is there any other version other than the Dreamcast and Model 2 arcade? I'm guessing the arcade one is the best version though, much like Virtua Cop 2

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Why is this still done?

No, you can't. Not on anything besides normal difficulty.

This had better be just one person posting this moronic shit

Two words, grenade rolling

Because porn """"""""""""""""games""""""""""""""""""" appeal to underaged faggots who want instant gratification

Did you even play it at all?

You should check out Succubus Fist/Inma no Ken by Fullflap. Sex recharges your life and you only get the detailed sex animations by beating the levels, and you can customize your gameplay style by purchasing and equipping up to 3 different special moves and one super move. It's pretty short but also pretty fun.
It's Fullflap's best game to date imo.

I don't think even that qualifies as button mashing

My bad, only saw spamming and grenade roll pretty much is the definition of a spammable move that is fucking ridiculously good against everything.

There was a JP only PS2 version.

I NEEEED THIS GAME!!!

Urban Reign is nice ps2 beat em up.

This just got uploaded.

So is this like the closest thing we are going to get to Urban Reign 2?

At least have the awesome versus mode Urban Reign had….

Thoughts on this lump 'em and dump 'em?

Huh. Well I had no idea. I guess it really depends on the port, its not as simple as Xbox > NGC > PS2 when it comes to ports between Dreamcast and other consoles. I know for example Rez runs at 60fps on the PS2 while only 30 on the Dreamcast, but then Grandia II works best on the Dreamcast and the PS2 has the worst version.

Shit, never mind just saw the actual embed. Thats not Dynamite Cop, thats its predecessor on the Saturn: Die Hard Arcade. Its still a great game though, I never understood why it had the Die Hard License. The Sega ages series is surprisingly good adding some nice touches to SEGA games on the PS2. I personally own both versions of many SEGA Ages games just to see the difference.

Die Hard was better

Well shit. I might just pick this up.
Is the manga supposed to be any good?

Actually played Kenka Bancho for the PSP, it was pretty fun for a brawling beat em up, pretty short storywise, but it has a good amount of replayability as you can customize your character with different attacks, clothes, and "Styles" you get from defeating other rival bancho's, or buying said things from shops.

Sadly, i think its the only one that made it to the US, as all the other Bancho games were japan only, still I found this one is pretty fun.

So is the new Kunio-kun still coming out or what?

Is this game Licensed as a Diehard game?

I guess I'll never get my japanese delinquent beat 'em up MMO?

Isn't there some hack of one of the NES Kunio-kun game that has online multiplayer?

Yes, the sequel isn't tho

It's pretty good, not as action packed as the game, but it have descent fights in the series.

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Holy shit that looks really good. Now I want to play it.