Top notch mechanics

We need more games like pic related. Where can I find more gems like this? The mechanics are superb despite one or two gimmicky tools like the slimflam and the boulderbozer.
ITT: Why can't modern games live up to these superior standards anymore?

Why live?

Fuck man, I used to play the shit outta that. Good feels.

Ebin xdd

Yeah I remember the day I picked it up on a local gamestop. Just sitting there in the pile of used games, thrown away by some mindless soul that didn't know better. Infuriates me still to this day.

Keep your hopes up, one day user, one day.

Are you lost, friend?

Yeah I stole it from my brother. Probably made it even better.

Fuck off nostalgiafag

>>>/reddit/

Yeah, I sat down playing the shit outta it with my brother when I got home. The fucking coop mode in that shit is tight asf.

come on now, can't say you didn't enjoy it at least?

NEVER MENTION THE SEQUEL
there is no sequel
how did they fuck it up so bad

Why is that the only game where you can kill niggers and jews up to this day?

kek yeah, absolutely loved the merchant inferno mission

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Ebin fake game discussion xD

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
There are still servers up and running, and guess what? ONE OF THEM WITH THE MEGALORE EXPANSION MODPACK AND ALL OF THE CHAOS UNLEASHED WEAPONRY ADDONS!!!! HOLY FUCK GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

fuck off with your vague shitposting.

God damn I knew this game was a hidden gem but I didn't know it was this bad. This is like that time that kid came in thinking that people were talking about some obscure meme when they were just talking about VHSes and VCRs.

This game was an amazing classic. Like someone pointed out the sequel kind of shat all over the lore but god damn if the first game wasn't some of the tightest shit.

HOLY SHIT

Games used to rely on their gameplay to carry them, OP's is good example. Modern games think they can just carry the player to the end on the narrative alone. If I wanted to have a gameplayless story I'd read a book or a VN

Server name: Petes Salisbury Break
IP:132.46.22456
Port:1022
Remember to patch with the unofficial fix

A-at least there's the porn, right?

No, it was very real.
Sure it was unique and a little niche, but it certainly wasn't "fake".
Reverse image search it and you'll see.

Oh don't let me get started with the sequel
Who could have thought the best game ever's sequel would be the third worst game ever.

Got anymore?

Holy fuck.
I thought it was completely dead by now.
I remember doing some crazy shit with the physics back in the day.

132.46.224.56* fucking windows xp fucks my shit up

Yep, nowadays the devs push this fucking "press x to live" shit in our faces like we are some braindead cattle, why can't they reintroduce normal gameplay along with robust mechanics like before? Take thief as an example, stuff like exploring areas by yourself without any questmarkers can make up a whole dimension of immersion, and like in this masterpiece where you are being rewarded by thinking logical: weapons and armor in armory, tools and hardware in sheds, healthkits and such in bathrooms etc

That's the only piece of fanart of her I could find, user
Maybe I should request more in the drawthreads

Holy shit I hate this. This is even worse for people with certain fetishes as they might not even be able to get into the picture of her in the first place

Take one of the hovercrafts and come to the black tower, gonna need all the help for this bird to reach space, uranium deposit located just by the foot

I'm pretty sure there's some fanart of her at e621
some of it is a bit over the edge

who's your favourite character user?
whats your favourite level ?

:^)

[spolier] posting about a game that doesn't exist is shitposting [/spoiler]

See

Is this "fake game" meme some new meta trend I don't know about?

Imagine being this narcissistic.

Am I the only one who found the secret hot air balloon in stage three?

Nice spoilers goon.

Back to your 10 bux containment forum.

Guys how do I purchase a premium account?

we've been starved of good games for so long, Holla Forums has made an imaginary game

do I have bad news for you
they've been dead, rightfully so for weeks

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36 Posts. Impressive.

You dumb fucks are
the whole thread so you're really not in a position to say this shit.

I had noticed.
Did something happen?