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I've wondered why Lightning was such a miserable cunt during the events of FFXIII, characterised by her standoffishness and being highly strung, with her only positive trait being her protectiveness toward her sister.

Think about that last part; she is obsessed with her sister, to an almost unhealthy degree. Her sister who is getting married. Now recall the game's group. Two dykes, a nigger, two blonde boys and her. Yet I can't recall a single interaction she has with the dykes or negro. She interacts almost exclusively with the two pretty white guys, yet is bitter and acerbic to both. Why?

Because they both had other women on their minds; Snow with fiancée and Hope with his mother. When alone with the latter, Lightning tries to position herself as a more sexualised version of his mother, but Hope is too traumatised to take explicit advantage. After that, Lightning returns to being cold to him.

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I didn't play the game past the title screen.

I'm going to marry Lightning!

So my argument is that she is a metaphor for unhappy career women, who see their lives go by unfulfilled as other "domesticated" women begin families and live happily.


Fair enough

You're thinking too deeply about this. Japan just loves girls who are huge bitches half the time.

well Claire used to be a normal girl like Sarah but then her parents died and she had to look after her sister so she became "Lightning" she was like that for so long that now it became her.

the reason she didnt like snow is because snow is an idiot and a dumbass who deserved to be smacked but over the course of the game he does become better .

as for hope and light there is definitely something going on there

Well there was that one segment where Lightning was forced to partner with the tall dyke, and the tall dyke tried to make her take her top off.

I think Lightning's just a siscon in denial, she's pissy at Snow because he stole Serah before Light got a chance to mark her property. As to why she's so gooey for Hope, he's the only one of the group young and inexperienced enough for her to take care of and play "Onee-San" to, and he has the prettiest face.

Forget Lightning, her sister is WAY hotter.

I doubt many people here are braindead enough to have played more than few minutes of this trash

It's my fetish. Not exactly MILF or Christmas Cake, just an older girl.
Sadly most of the hentai I've seen for it have the guy being a tiny manlet twink and the girl a giant lard beast

I want to lick her armpits with the back part of my tongue right after she gets out of the shower, when her hair is still all matted up from being dried and her skin is nice and warm.

Why did we need to know that?

I just felt like sharing

threadly reminder

it's a perfectly normal thing to share in a lightning thread

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What's the most sexually depraved thing you'd do to pink Cloud?

I'd make her dress up like her sister, and have her call me Daddy. Point out the fact she's such a bitch to Snow is because he reminds her of her father, and she's jealous that her sister gets to fuck "a guy like dear old dad."

Make her admit all this while fucking the hell out of her, and then once I'm done I'd spit in her face and remind her she's trash and that's why she'll always be alone while Serah will live a happy life.

make her gain a few pounds so I'm not fucking a spooky skeleton

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It's true, in XIII Lightning literally does not have anything under her skirt where an ass would be. To be honest I only really think she's beautiful from the waist up. Her spider legs gross me out.

i would forget about her.

they didn't bother modelling her ass you tard. if you looked up the skirt of any normal female game character you'd see the same thing. No point in modelling it if it's not the focus of the game, unlike shit like senran kagura.

She has a vag000 tho.

why do SFM modelers always make the character look like a man? The same thing happened to Quiet, shit pisses me off

I don't think she does.

That looks like she is the one with the dick

Something about SFM makes all of the edges on a character really jagged or something. I've never seen any SFM porn where the girl looks soft.

Im gonna need some sauce on that pic, user.

So Lightning/Claire is into bestiality or why is she fucking a gorilla?

Lightning's character is proof that one dimensional objects are feasible.

I'd talk mad shit until she cried

I'd chew on her delicious hair

Not nice, mang. Unless you want her to be with one with the dick?

Im not into loli shit, but damn.
Lumina is top tier waifu

Yeah man, just like big league chew

Berate her and make her cry for getting my order wrong.

well Lumina is how Claire was before she became Lightning

Wut? I never played the last one. I thought Lumina was just possessed, evil Serah or something?

No, she's Lightning before the world went to shit

I never played the game either, i just enter these threads for lumina, i have no idea what she is

Huh, that makes a few doujins read differently.

So, why is babby Lighting alive and evil?

Have her beat me up and then nurse me back to health ONLY for her to repeat over and over.

Also, let her turn me into her trap sissy.

Jinx Come on Shoot Faster or something by Ganmarei, judging by the art style


what is it with all the fan art of her doing ordinary work? shit confuses me

if you played persona then lumina is lighting's shadow. if you dont know what that is then lumina is a side of lighting that has taken form and wants lighting to accept her

I requested all of it (including your pic) over many moons

I'd be lying if I said there wasn't some fetishism involved.

That well-written, huh?

Also, [Checked].

They bash you over the head repeatedly and tell you, so the game isn't at fault in this instance

Is she literally Lightning's personality? I remember people joking at the time that they gave an actual in-universe reason for Lightning's lack of charisma, charm and anything else likeable.


Okie doke

don't tell me you run /light/ or whatever, do you?

i should learn how to draw

yes it's exactly that

she's got no ass, but she's tall and slim so i'd fuck her, porn of her is pretty good

No, I just like seeing he in degrading situations. Having a shitty job is one of those.


So before she became a dry bitch, she was a cheeky little slut?

I was on board until you requested her to become a generic stripper. C'mon son.

minus the slut part

That was a boring request, sure. Here's a different tack.

Shame.

No, she wanted some
TOBLERONE


Tell me about Asuka! Why does she wear the eye patch?

here you are sir

either a genius or a madman

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whores should look like whores

Glad ya like.


I just requested it; I didn't draw it, but…


Exactly.

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Who the fuck is stapling? Are they fucking in an office building?

Every time.

kek

Nice, isn't it?

I've one for this, too.

Who is that artist?

Makes sense. And for these reasons, she was a shit MC and led to a decade of shit FF's being produced.

I believe, after playing all three parts, that Lightning is the artist's vision of himself as a woman and how unhappy that he can not pass properly as a trap hence the unhealthy obsession with the sister and pedo attraction to Hope, whom his desires range from ideal attraction to murderous intent.
Basically, Lightning has a benis and is unhappy about it, and the player is made to suffer alongside the developers thru three strange installments while listening to solid musical score.

Daily reminder.
Lightning has no ass

Because she's Toriyama's waifu

I hate whenever a character who's supposed to be super strong is given noodle arms. She doesn't have to be some grotesque roid user, but she shouldn't be a twig either. I know it's a fantasy game where everybody's a superhuman compared to real people, but she should at least look stronger than the average woman in her own universe.


That has to be an edit. Not even a man can have an ass that flat.

Ryujinmaru.


She could have had a benis and ass and hips.

He had muscle tone in XIII but her entire body was sanded down to a twig in LR

With you there.

christ she was way fuckable as all hell in 13

Will summer never end?

Christ, she looks really unhealthy in the second pic.

Its not an edit.

Yeah, she looked more like Cloud then.

I don't know if I should call you my nigger, or convince a therapist to talk to you.

She'd fuck her sister if anything I mean if you were to lock those two in a room together Lightning would make the first move.

I don't understand the mechanics of her legs. There's no space in her ass for the muscles needed to operate them.

She's a siscon, all right. I just think she wants Serah all to herself, but also to have guys fawning over her when she wants it too.

Toriyama just has a flat ass fetish.

Yeah who wouldn't want to fuck their hot younger sister

Serah reminds me of a then-underaged cousin I had the hots for. I had to stop using Serah's bikini in XIII-2 because the boners were distracting.

Serah > Lightning

I made this thread as an excuse to post Lightning lewds.


Certainly not Claire.

have we started the fire?

Yesh.

Something something armpits

Lightning a shit and is only good for porn. She burnt our crops, poisoned our water supply, and brought a ten year plague upon our vidya.

Fuck the crops

Is that negtart walking

Why does Arino have such bad taste in woman

Final Fantasy XIII is a shit game
Lightning is a shit character
Every FFXIII and/or Lightning thread is shit
The opinion of everyone who calls FFXIII a good game is shit

I didn't notice it was spelled wrong until now, but fuck, it made me giggle.

she punched the hot dyke once

also your obsession with some gook's videogame waifu is unheathly, you should seek professional help

are you retarded?

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She has Hank Hill's ass in pic 2.

She might be way fuckable if her body had any kind of shape.

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I don't want shota or milfs, I want a younger guy with an older girl, not some 40 year old woman molesting a 6 year old

Try looking through incest tags - particularly ones with older sister or step-sister storylines.

we need a black version of FF called final FAMtasy

I need more humiliated Lightning in my life.

Yep!

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aren't you a picky cocksucker

Pretty sensible to me. Shota sucks but milfs are okay.

remember user, if a girl says no she means yes. and lightning definitely wants the D.

too bad lightning is A SHIT.

SHIT

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Gas yourself, kike.

gas the l'cie! RACE WAR NOW!

It's more that she threw away any and all of her weakness so that she could take care of Serah, becoming a huge bitch in the process since she never really learned to deal with her personal emotions. The obligation of needing to make sure Serah was safe and happy caused her to wall everything that wasn't Serah out of her mind. With Hope, she sees someone who also lost a close family member, and a mother nonetheless, and even though she tries not to get involved, she can't help but do so. It's basically muscle memory for her to protect little babbys whose parents are dead.

Was that in the in-game encyclopedia?

Just what I inferred from the events after replaying it recently.

Fuck, I don't blame anyone for not playing through it. If you don't get sucked in by the story, the game's a bore until Barthandelus, because of how fucking dumb the pacing is.

I forced myself through the first one, mostly out of a sense of obligation. I had no interest in the second one when it became apparent if was just Tales of Symphonia 2 Final Fantasy edition, but based off of a much worse game.

That they thought bringing Lightning back for the third one would solve all their problems illustrated how they misunderstood their audience.

and whats worse is they go from left side to right side.

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY LIGHTING!

the third one is the only one that's even slightly good

Lightning is a good character in XIII.

The rest is a tragedy that shouldn't be spoken of.

Maybe, but after two shit games, I was hardly going to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe she'd have worked better as a support character. But as the MC, her uptight, humorless shtick became really old, really fast.

The only time I've seen a more blatant insert of the creator's waifu was Elizabeth.

what do you think about the scenes with hope and vanille? do you think that fang and vanille are dykes? fang was originally written as a man. also what is with this random scene in pulse? this scene is not part of the story and you have to go out of your way to get this place with it takes place

Vanille wanted to feel like a kid, so she attached herself to Hope somewhat. But at the end of the day, she has the same mental level as Fang, but she, in her own words, is a liar.

Without question.

Pretty standard for an RPG. It only stands out because there's so little of this in FFXIII.

God, I forgot that Vanille's voice was so annoying.

Holy shit it's like an aussie hag trying to sound like japanese idea of english schoolgirl by forcing high pitched vocal fry

No.

all this 13 talk kind of got me interested in replaying it but then i saw this video and remember how shity it is

Please fucking stop, you absolute redditor. Regardless whether it's an objectively bad game, the whole "x sins" genre needs to be fucking killed off because it's not an actual review, it's faggots getting nitpicky and encouraging an "IHE/H3H3/Leafy" line of thinking where EVERYTHING simply MUST be bitched about. The fact that you actually linked to it gives me fucking cancer alone. Kill yourself, for the love of god.

i dont even who that is. it just showed up as recommended when i searched that video i posted earlier

still fuckable, IDGAF. pre-ass reduction lightning was pretty hot, and she's not even my 'type'

God I know right? It's not even like nitpicky or unreasonable critiques of entertainment media is even something that people don't bandwagon on with glee; it's just that the "Sins" format is so fucking anal, obnoxious, and self-obsessed.

None of them even actually have the restraint to focus on objectively poor or questionable design choices. They all will just bitch and moan about how a game or movie used a trope or element that's perfectly legitimate, well-executed, and in keep with the story, but isn't one of their preferred taste. And I can promise you that if you watch two videos by the same maker, any two at all no matter who it is or how big their backlog is, 100% of the time he will bitch about a thing being in one game that he then bitches the other game out over because it didn't have it.

And again, it's nothing other than standard practice, but something about the format and presentation style literally every single one follows, just makes it come out as unjustifiably entitled and demanding of media to cater to their specific unyielding standards.

That's the only family she has left.
She stops being bitchy a few hours into the game. She's only upset with Snow and blame him for his sister being fucking crystallized.

They were brought together by circumstance. It's not exactly like they have personal connections outside of that. That, and they literally spend half the game separated. It's not too surprising to find that they don't interact that much.

Hope happened to be around her the most, and she's actually related to Snow to some extent.

What?

Lightning actually takes to Hope quite well. She's pretty supportive of him throughout the game. Not sure what you mean by this.

:3

My younger brother played like 30 hours of it and never finished it. I said to him '30 hours? That's pathetic. Lend me the game, I'll finish it'. He let me borrow it, I played it for about five minutes and said 'Oh god, fuck this shit'

i wonder if square realizes that 13 is not good

Wait, does she have a… nurse's hat?

Not all blacks are niggers and not all lesbians are dykes, dumbass.

The latter slurs are explicitly for degenerate retards.

Agreed.

Wait, you're not the Holla Forums I know.

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Don't you call the best character in left 4 dead 2 a gorilla.

wait a minute are you the user on the light thread who said he was working on a story that was about hope kidnapping lightning and mind breaking her?

No. I wasn't even aware /light/ existed until this thread.

Well now that you know, go see the >>>/light/

I'd prefer to be an outpost here.