FFXIV General:Houtengeki Edition

FFXIV General:Houtengeki Edition

Patch 3.35 arrives on the 19th, bringing with it the Deep Dungeon: Palace of the Dead

>na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f42cb44ed4c44cc75d311b8447ed4cc3d7074319

Now free to play all jobs up to lvl.35

>ffxiv-freetrial.com/en/

Free company

>na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9230831123737651255/

Relic (aka suffering) guide for current patch

>reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/4my076/33_anima_weapon_guide_and_other_relic_adjustments/

Maid outfit now available for EU players!……. kind of. You have to buy the next quarter of a years worth of 'Games Master' Magazine, collect a code and take a selfie to send to them to get a code for the mogstation. Really.

People are not pleased.

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not videogames

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n i c e b r o w n s k i n

Waiting simulator that is FF14 has less gameplay and interactivity than Gone Home.
I'd say it's not a video game.

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DESPERATE

How do we trick people into playing this game?
SE needs quick cash revenue to fund their boyband roadtrip monolith.

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So if I have a long-dead account I can log in and play until I hit 35?

i tried to like the game, but it quickly started to feel like a chore instead of a game.

Maybe i am to old for these theme-park mmos

How's the grind?

Going pretty slowly, took a break from zerging the 240 and decided to level MCH because I'm slowly not minding the cast bars in palace of the d.

got more pics from that hand holding demon?

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Is the game really suffering? The only competition I've heard of is the dying WoW (where WoW players are flocking to FF in fucking droves for better or worse) and GW2 (which apparently nobody plays according to Holla Forums.)

The free login campaigns are hardly anything new, they have happened quite a few times.
What the game is truly suffering with is the lack of content per patch thanks to SE putting all there eggs into one basket that basket being 15. and rumor has it that they have left XIV running on a skeleton crew while they sucked people working on it into 15. No idea if its true or not but it feels like it. Heavensward has mostly been a lot of half baked ideas that they didn't really stick with or downright shitty choices (Red Scrips killed end game crafting for about 6-9 months because surprise; people don't want to farm for 12 hours to make 2 items to make more shit, Diadem was going to be a new way of getting gear but felt very unfinished and was extremely tedious boss killing for hours on end or extremely tedious gathering, the new Palace of the Dead content has some potential but is far too easy and needs some dickishness enemies that dungeon crawlers are known for.) and people are getting bored with the predictable end game gearing (grind tomes or do savage/24 man raids, crafted gear has a niche for some jobs, trials for weapons and rarely accessories or grind for relic).
Apparently they are shaking things up with 4.0 but I'll believe it when I see it. I'd like to see stats other then crit or SS to be more important then hardly at all or gear to be more different.

Man its a good time to level alt jobs.

Why the fuck did they do this? FFXI and XIV were reported to be their most profitable games weren't they?

Also tome grinding is fucking stupid, my crafter friends lament about scrips while I spend time getting 1 sand a day for 240.

I could easily get multiple sands a day but I just don't want to spend hours grinding 50 dungeons for sand.

XIV works but even though the story is typical final fantasy its still an mmorpg and a japanese mmorpg at that. Those of us that grew up on jrpgs can deal with the grinds, we will still bitch, but we will do them. Compare to WoW to see what normalfags want from MMORPG's and XIV ain't it. If anything XIV seems to be the alternative for the niche that do.

So after XIII was brand poison and Toriyamas usurping of the entire PS3 lifespan to push his tulpa waifu ruined the reputation of the franchise in japan to the point children in nippon today only know final fantasy from the theatrythmn games they are desperate for XV to make or break the series because from the suits perspective Bravely Default costs way less to make and is far more profitable and successful as an rpg than mainline FF games have been in japan since X and that was like 2002!

They have already said XV's sales decide the future of consoles final fantasies. Hopefully it makes them realise they arent the fmv powerhouse and smaller budget rpgs is where they excel.

I mean shit look at what the persona and megaten games did in the last few releases on a 30th of FFXIII's budget.

If I recall correctly XI is Square's most profitable game they have made currently, not too sure on XIV but I'd assume that is a stable cash flow for them now that 1.0 is dead and forgotten. For the why, they have been throwing money and resources at XV for almost a decade now and are betting all on it being a success and to detox the poison that 13 left on the brand. But from what I "played" of the demo, I don't think it will be.

Funny thing about Red Scrips was that they were intended to be so that more casual crafters could compete with Omnicrafters ruling the marketboards and so that you wouldn't have to max every crafting job for skills. But it had the total opposite effect, Red Scrips took hours to cap and the dreaded ooids and BTN turn ins pre nerf (and post nerf) were an utter nightmare that most downright refused to do them. There was 3 people at best selling gear made from the red scrip turn ins mats and they were going for 50m each at the time due to the time and effort it took to make them. Salt in the wound is that the new IW gear trumps the fuck out of the crafted red scrip gear, is piss cheap to make and is a whole lot easier to craft and gather.

Alright then

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thats to celebrate 6 million players buying the game.

only SE knows how many of them are actually subscribed.

At this point i wonder if Blizzard actually worries a little. Every other MMO, WoW included are on a decline except XIV who is slowly and steadily increasing its userbase.
Like 1.0 was probably a "hah, no need to worry lads, wew" scenario followed by "o-oh, they salvaged it" and "oh its got an expansion and its got a great reception… how long till legion comes out? a year? o-oh…"

I dont think they are really worried, blizzard is so far up their own ass they probably really do think legion is going to be a success. Even if WoW does die they got hearthstone and overwatch raking in dough anyway.

Oh i dont think Blizzards going anywhere since hearthstone is a cash cow and Overwatch is really [REDACTED] but WoWs done, just yesterday Mike Morheim was caught selling a majority of his shares which says something about the prepurchases.

bump.

Wait, what?

Most of the devs left and the remaining old guard are selling their shares before the ship sinks. Blizz is a card game and team shooter company now. The rest is abject failures ready to be culled.

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Is this the Japanese Aaaninja?
bodies are great though unlike those flat-asses with no curves ingame

He does it in every videogame thread.

Just report the faggot and move on.

Have a threadbump!

to poor for another month
sub didn't give out long enough so can't do free time either.
man I think im gonna give up on mmos

Surely 4.0 will bring about better asses and a job that incorporates it well like Dancer, right?

Yeah, we're gonna need a source on that.

sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/718877/000135202716000107/xslF345X01/edgar.xml

is that normal for companies?

Looks fine to me. Are you expecting crazy faces or something?

In the age of ahegos bordering on reptillian morphology normal faces are the oddity.

I want to pat her head

I guess

unlike that hack thuis guy can actually draw bodies that dont look plastic. Seriously every fucking drawing from that guy is uncanny at best.

Damn these girls are smoking!

Stop reading so many doujins user, not everything below ahegao is emotionless

Bump

You actually provided a source. I'm impressed.


Either Blizzard had their rating changed over the past three months, MKM is preparing to buy, Barclays is stepping in to have a piece of the pie, or Morhaime is selling to exit.

I wouldn't worry too much about Blizzard unless any massive changes are announced before the end of the quarter.

How do you even read that thing?

So how should I go about being a MCH properly?

No but for real though I've run this 5 times now and my stupid weapon isn't +30 yet. I hate RNG-linked progression.

You bully tanks with blank

1.0 will never be forgotten, in fact never forgetting made realm reborn so much stronger!

GO GO POWER RANGERS

Actual content never ever

I couldn't stand it when people did that to me but if there's a jackass tank like that Aery run a while back I'll do it with no hesitation.


Soon

Anyone got that 3.4 gear leak?

I'm glad you asked young one! Here is a detailed tutorial on your path to becoming the best machinist in eorzea.

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woo I got the bow. 4/12 weapons done.

I actually thought the cost of weapons would go up by like 2 everytime so I farmed 17 of these whisper medals and then found out apparently I only needed 15. what am I even supposed to do with all these extra normal medals? already got all of the minions.

When it all went wrong

Moonfire event's up

Just reinstalled from the website and made a new character, how do I join the company? The last time I played is when the $40 add-on came out. By the way is the add on worth it?

the only part of the expansion you can access before level 50 is the au ra so unless you really want to make a k-pop staryou wont have to.

Also just message someone in the company about it, they will give you an invite.

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but they are. dont tell me you wouldn't see this sluit in some girl group.

Naw it's not unless you have all the old game's story quests belted out.
If you're a sucker who already has it, well hope you have fun doing all the old story until you finish it. That's the only way to access the new content

some people in the event got so tired of everyone zerging the bombs they made a line for everyone to stand in. naturally I ignored this line and just took my bombs.

this event is incredibly silly and I love it.

I wish this game was good.

So did they buff the drop rates because people stopped after the first two weapons when the number skyrocketed?

rng is gay

cannot find where the fuck the new emotes are and its pissing me off.

Complete all Moonfire Faire quests, then you can buy them with Faire Vouchers.

no I don't have it, I just downloaded the one that the OP links to. Maybe in a year or two.

This event is fucking cash. I can finally live out my dream of being a sentai ranger.

Amazing. The grind to level 30 Just pick up a bit.

Trying to get those bombs.

Now they just need some Rider poses, and I'd sub forever.

also when I first saw the event the first thing that came to mind was pic related

Dragoons, will they ever learn?

Am I doing DRG wrong or is this guy's relic just wasted stats?

I am not surprised JP players did it in one day but fuck farming them all. i got 5 one day, 4 another and now i'm getting those 30 medal ones one per day because fuuuuck that shit.

cat titties

Goddamnit.

The tank could've survived if they used Hallowed/Holmgang/Living Dead

last 3 weapons are 30 each so good luck nigga

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Your turn

Goons gonna goon.

THIS IS FUCKING SUFFERING.

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parry is absolutely useless. I can only remember doing it once and it never mattered.

also got a few more weapons, 8/12 im getting to the home stretch.

Thats like stacking charisma when you can threaten in morrowind.

h-home stretch i guess!

Huh, really makes ya thunk…

youtube.com/watch?v=0LPKkNLblT0

what a fucking faggot.

He deserves to be fucking shamed. He got kicked for holding up the run by filing a report mid dungeon instead of just waiting for it be over and being a shitter, which seems fair to me. I swear DRG is played solely by the worst people.

He was clearly focusing on the important targets and not padding :^)

Dragoons are edgy and appear to go fast. They appeal to autists because sonic rules.

Wait, is it this based on time of level?

level i think, there was one autistic ano that capped everything including crafting to 35 in the trial.

Nice, now I can play 2 character at the same time

Thing is you can do quite well with pads with some tinkering, hes just being shit then crying when people don't put up with it. But yes hes going for the high priority targets :

DRK looks edgy in the eso gear but their whole story is about overcoming your darkness and being the big brother lolielf needs. They dont want protector onichan. They want OW THE EDGE and pallys give that to them.

This game doesn't have a single aspect to the gameplay with any depth. Nothing that can't be accomplished on total cephalic autopilot.

It's really for people who want virtual friends.

I run and item shop and people on the server wave and say hi when they see me. Compared to "lets do this same raid instead for over a year and damn the world" like back in WoW thats what i want from an online rpg.

Tried.
[COULD NOT DOWNLOAD UPDATE FILES]

Even uninstalled and tried using a trial account to get in. Even went to Google Public DNS servers. THIS GODDAMN ERROR KEEPS HAPPENING.

Houtengeki draws best 2D brown.

I wish there was a game like UO where you can just do whatever. Cut down a tree, build a chair and sit in the middle of the road. And it would retain the cuteness of the people in FFXIV. That would be good.

bump.

How do I get the free to level 35? I made a new account and they gave me a free trial and has a count down of the free days. Should I have used my regular account?

To clear it up a bit I brought this on steam a while ago and then just installed the free version from their website. Can I get the free level 35 only on the paid version without subbing?

you already fucked up.

This was when it first came out to steam So how do I get the free 35?

>mfw the OW THE EDGE character and the dragon demon loli were voiced by Raiden and Sunny from MGR

That said the 30-50 storyline was pretty good and changing those voices made the 50-60 quest line bearable. And shit drgs make me rage as a drg that makes sure to keep blood and thrust up so I can gikersoul the shit out of everything.

I get it now. The free trail level is extended to level 35. after the 10 days you still need to pay.

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Omnicrafting will always be the way to go unless you're on a major server like Gilgamesh or Balmung. The mb prices will fuck you otherwise. Putting a weekly time gate on scripts was dumb as shit, but I can understand why it was done considering the massive content drought post-3.0.

The spec abilities were shit as well. The only thing I'd like to see on that front is the cost of "Soul of the Crafter" to get cut in half and an extra cross-class slot or two, so that classes like ltw don't get as fucked by not being able to fit the usual mandatory skills that most other classes can.

FUCK

bump.

Am I the only one tired of seeing bikinis and slut glams?

Yeah, I'm fucking tired of it.
if you're reading this blah blah you should kill yourself you worthless cunt

You're never the only one. A little skin is ok here and there but people don't even try.

Nope. Shit gets annoying, especially when they try their hardest to be cute via party or shout chat.

No. No one likes attention seekers.

I never get tired of the big titties.

I always get disappointed when I look at their butt and remember.

Is the game dying? I hear that the free month was a celebration of a sub milestone.

I also saw some numbers that FF14 is growing per-patch as opposed to WOW hemorrhaging.

Which is it? It seems like the game dips for a month or two post-patch and then comes right back up when a new one is released.

Due to lack of regular content people sub for a month at a time, resubbing when an update hits, to go through the content, then resub again post update.

It is far from dying, hell my server is regularly full, my older brother cant even make a character because shits full.

I wish they would release exact sub numbers so we could compare the 2 big dogs.

Oh I know Omnicrafting will always out shine casual babby crafting, but that was one reasons for the system according to Yoshi. The issue with the spec skills is that they are far too reliant on RNG, which is someone you do not want to do for end game crafting. Whistle uses way too much cp for what it does and chances are you are only going to get 1 or 2 Good procs at best on 2/3 star items. I did get alot of use out of Innovative Touch though.


I prefer ones that border on slutty while still looking stylish. The shitty bikini, emperors new clothes or full coliseum glams are shit and uncreative as fuck.

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Almost all of his older videos are him being in denial about how bad he is

youtube.com/watch?v=6YPEovAeumc
This guy is a fucking goldmine, he is every single badder DRG rolled into a single person.

Okay :^)

why is he not jumping, i thought baddies loved to jump especially when standing in orange

Reading the comment, I concluded that this should be bullied until he quit the game for good. Such high ego for such shitty player

Innovative Touch isn't a specialist skill iirc. It's similar to Maker's Mark in that it's insanely useful for crafting the 3 star crafts and it's cross-classable.

I'm currently thinking about switching my Crp specialist to Alc just because Luminous Fibers are a pain in the ass and my wallet on my server. My gear is max melded on the left except my i190 chest. I don't see a reason to switch from the i170 jewelry to i190 as the stat increase is minimal overall, but the costs are much higher. I'll probably just gather the mats to make them and wait for 3.4 when we see the minimum stats for 4 star. The i190 jewelry still doesn't look like it'll be necessary unless Yoshi makes the minimum stats super high or buffs them.

Why is that shitter not using an aoe rotation? It's been a year since I've used Drg, but you'd have to be dumb to use a st rotation when there are that many enemies around. He also never bursted down the big dinosaurs which push other enemies out of the way and a hit a bit harder and instead focused on the smaller caster adds which melt in aoes.

Read the comments. He plays like shit on purpose to spite FFXIV players.
Can't we contact SE about this?

He sounds like one of the turboautist from ff11. I've seen a few of them around in ff14, but they never last that long before they end up completely alone.

Feel free to contact SE, but the only way to get the gms against him is to get multiple people reporting him in game as he plays like a shitter. The proof on YouTube will be nice, but I don't think there's much they can do with it other than putting him in jail or a temp ban if it gets very bad.

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9381472/

Is it possible to solo Deep Dungeon? And which job is best at it?

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet.


Yes.

There really is no, 'best job'. Each job has various tools that can weasel you out of a bad situation but it really depends on your approach. Ideally, for the most suitability I would recommend a tank class.

I meant survivability, sorry I'm retarded.

I really hope NA anons bully this guy

I haven't seen him around. I've never wanted to see a shitter more in my life

Hell, I might just make another character in exodus just so I can bully him. His behavior is lolcow tier, I can see an ED page about him pop up if we push this autistic retard into a meltdown

he hasnt responded to the one that proves he is a retard using maths

youtu.be/Cwd46k_BnBs?t=719

HOW THE HELL IS THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE AN ED PAGE ALREADY?

Holy shit, someone need to document his autism

rest in rip a6s

fflogs.com/rankings/character/737181/latest
Those deeps.

how embarrassing

I'll go make an alt and an LS tomorrow. It's time for tacticool bullying

okay, stay pleb.

massivelyop.com/2016/08/08/dragon-quest-x-is-getting-ported-to-the-nintendo-nx-as-well-as-the-playstation-4/

DRAGON QUEST X COMING TO THE WEST ON PS4 AND NX

Finally the complaining in XIV threads about it will end.

*who am i kidding

You're the first one I've seen mention Dragon Quest in the XIV threads, user.

is this a shill or are you maybe on the wrong chan

Its been quiet for a while, but when the XIV generals started up half the threads were guys bitching how "THIS KILLED FFXI'S DEV TEAM YOU FUKKEN CASULS" and the other was going "FFS SE WHY NOT DRAGON QUEST X!!!" all day every fucking day.

didn't abyssea already killed it?

Exodus is currently open for character creation.

Yeah but they cannot deal with that. Its like the fedora tippers that parrot yahtzees 'master race' comment losing their shit over bloodborne being a good video. Sometimes people have their own internal narratives to cope with their own fucked up complexes.

I finished the aether oil stuff for the 230 weapon and now im on the sand and umbrite thing, I heard crit and determination is the absolute best, is that true? would you ever reccommend anything else?

Depends on your weapon but for melee it seems to be max crit/det and dump the last 5 in ss.

well im a PLD so I got a sword and board.

Hate to say it but the autists on the xiv reddit probably have the best per class in a list.

Why isn't there a way to start this shit?

Oh, it's tied to Lupus and no one wants to fight it.

Fuck the Ultros server.

thanks guys

you almost make me want to resub for 3.4 for the wrong reasons

Well your choices are Parry, Skill Speed, Crit, and Det.
Parry is worthless since it's calculated after Block and Dodge, so even if you melded it to all your gear it wouldn't proc enough times to be useful.
Skill Speed is only useful if you get enough for the game to register it as the next "tier", in which case it shaves off 0.01 of your gcd.
So yeah. Crit and Det. Current stat weights for Pld are WD>STR>VIT>CRT>DET>SS

wrong
VIT>STR

Oh Shiva, never change.

Did anyone attain the right level on the hebrew job to turn their player house into an item shop?

How does it actually function?

b-back to medal farming 83 to go!

I'd love to if I could get a fucking house. Some people have multiple and other jackasses are sitting on plots trying to sell it.

Feels good man. Just join a dying FC and wait it out.

Yeah, I derped. Sorry about that.

Shameful.

youtu.be/QE6Jrg-fAkY?t=465

So who wants to put him in jail?

weak ass DRG bitch wont even dare to do anything. even if he does he will probably just get the shit kicked out of him.

Relics are and always will be for the mentally retarded, I swear to god.

NA anons, get this asshole banned for wasting people's time on purpose.

are you dissing piety/parry/ss/accuracy/det ragnarok zeta?

also 230 doesnt have customizable stats, maybe he's just so bad he hasn't cleared midas 4 more than once

Relic is for peoples that have the time but not the skills to get ilvl240 weapon. That said, I heard the new relic have higher stats than savage weapon

you heard wrong, unless you are talking about next patch's relic, which will have higher stats than this ones(3.4>3.2)

Just checked the wiki, relic weapon have higher stats than savage ilvl245 weapon "technically" speaking because you can assigned 240 custom stats

Weapon Damage+1
Main stats+7( or +15 if tank)
Substats(melded)=228 to 235
5 to 12 substats

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middle la noscea is a pretty cool place.

early puller.mp4

I got my staff! only 2 more weapons left now, the MCH and the NIN weapons.

I am gonna make it brah, im gonna make it!

Just remember its till october 5th. I've got 2 to go and fuck grinding 30 all at once again, i'm doing it every other day to level alt jobs.

I thought it was until october 1st? either way I just wanna get it done with.

You start these kind of grinds you can't live without it.

nah after this I still got this relic shit to do.

only got 9/240 plenty of shit to do mang.

Have you maxed out your beastman reputation yet Mr. Krabs?

Already got that, but i have Monster Hunter Generations to play with Holla Forums to quiet the 'tism.

Get ready to hate tome grinding!

I have actually, all the ARR beast tribe stuff and the new HW beast tribe rep grinds.

Glad to see you're still thinking of me, dear.

Someone please explain this to me.

Like, I undercut. Of course I and everyone else does. That's how the market works. But I don't understand this. Why undercut by 10k? Why? Nothing sells faster if you lower the price. You are lowering the amount of money you make for no reason.

Because they just HAVE to sell theirs first.

They hate making money
and like giving people cheap chest mats

stop undercutting, just put the price the same as the lowest one.

Retainer listing is alphabetical too, you should make a retainer that starts with A

Because its guaranteed sale and shows up first?

Its what I always did when I played, but usually just by a few gil, undercutting that much is pointless

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70k each on exodus

its like anudah shoah

Exactly. The results are the same if you undercut by 1 gil or 10k gil. What I don't understand is WHY they do it.

There are always undercutters, we always make munmuns.

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You aint seen shit son.

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TODAY, I WILL REMIND THEM!

RABHAUN LOST AN ARM FOR THIS?!?

THE ADMIRAL GAVE PIRATES THE CHOICE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DID WITH IT!? GALKA/ROEDOYN FREEDOM WAS A MISTAKE!

Summoner or Scholar.

This guy makes me want to kill myself.

I concede, those are both extremely viable options. I still prefer the sturdiness of a tank, regardless.

bump8

nec8

woo got my gun.

just need the nin weapon now, already got 12 medals. Soon that whisper a gogo will be mine!

Been like a month since I last played. I miss doing this.

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Fucking what?

Panties, or the knowledge that they exist being evident to FUCKING. MEN. is NOT. okay.

Do we have a link or video of Yoshi-p telling the tumblrs to fuck off? I need to see this!

Forum war that got deleted sadly, wish i screencapped it.

They actually thought pushing the term 'rape culture' would scare them into backing down. Fucking japanese people.

They really dont know how to deal with none western cuck devs.

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I don't regret buying the spats.

I don't regret checking those quints.

who the hell in this day and age plays mmos with subscription?

w-what?

people who like regular updates to their MMO. all the other f2p mmo's all die in a few months and never get any big content updates.


nice quints, nice spats.

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Is there no timer?

I would love to get back into this game again if this is the case.

(Checked)
Where can I get those?

Those Burger King crowns belong in the trash. How can you have each of the three class types to 60 and not know what kiting is? Its common for a healer to do that in Cutters' Cry for fucks sake.

Gold crown means cancer. Without equal.

I swear I have yet to meet anyone with that tramp stamp crown to be any good. Our server has the self appointed "leader" of the novice LS and he macros his ninja naruto signs and regularly gives bad advice while being a snarky cunt if you point it out. Funny enough most of the people who where pretty good I've seen in dungeons and shit never say anything or have the crown at all.

I have no idea how to access taht thing, I even am a mentor and made a tab for it but I never saw any of it.

Fucking nice one.

Its something you have to opt-into now; type /novicenetwork. Before you only had to be a mentor and it would drop you in if there was space, but with only 100 mentors allowed on the network at a time and it dropping you into it the second you logged on they changed it. Was for the best, before there was always 100 mentors and like 20 sprouts. Honestly I was hoping for more trials or 2 man hests that pair you up with a novice while you teach them about there class abit more in depth that you spec into, instead its really basic shit that people really should have figured out by then. Mentor Roulette is also largely pointless and an effort in frustration, I tried it 3 times, 2 of them where EX trials with 3-4 people new that didnt look up a guide and 1 was for Odin with a sch who casted physick maybe, 2 or 3 times the entire encounter before wipe then VA.

Being able to kill Starcade in pvp and jump on his body. My life is complete.

Please tell me you recorded it.

Never, ever expect anything from a Mentor. Not even basic fucking competence.

I've actually seen some people on my server getting it because: "it looks cools XD"

Sadly, no. He will most likely upload a video because he got kicked.

I feel like re-subbing with my main account and transferring my account over to a server that a girl I used to crush on (back when I was a fat sperg virgin) plays on.

Now I'm a fit experienced sperg. I know it's a longshot, but, I'm tired of clubs and parties, I just want an online waifu who I can invite over occasionally.

At least the NX finally has a reason to be purchased if you are not a hardcore nintendo fan.

If nintendo really is going full hybrid Chad Wardens dark prophecy was correct and Sony wins the console market.

If anything, that's like saying you have the best fast food. Nothing wrong with it on occasion but let's be honest, no one is going to live on just fast food.

Well lets be honest, the Wiis colossal mainstream market isn't happening again with the Wii U and the Xbone is a floundering mess. Love it or hate it the PS4 has "won" simply by not rocking the boat.

I really do wonder if Xbone didn't muddy its own waters with the always online DRM if people would have went after PS4s online being locked to subs instead.

Anyway, on topic; Did they say when the 3.4 teasers are being revealed?

During the 14 hour livestream.

I dont even know anyone that tries to push XIV to max settings

KILL ME NOW

I'm still not sure which dick nvidia had to suck to get a fucking hour to themselves for FFXIV's 3rd anniversary stream. It would be like having an hour long amiibo commercial in the middle of a Game Center CX marathon event.

the cynic in me expects shilling of the pc version of XV.

After the cancerous EU promo for the butler items I'm sure they will do anything for the highest bidder.

>mfw the event just confirms that every FF game is connected and FFXIV is just the Amala network of final fantasy

Speaking of crossovers, I wonder if the PSO2 one will be any better on 14s side, seeing how they only got Odin and the rest of the items locked to the premium scratchcards.

After the last reveal of the Scions of shadow/Ascians being the last survivors of a world that was replaced by the current one i think Yoshi lied about the ivalice connection just because folks figured it out too soon. The 'realm reborn' applies to more than the dalamund calamity i think.

;_;

iktf :^(

I would not be shocked if he played some shin megamai, saw what the conception/Schwarzwelt and said, "Yup, I got it!".

Knowing Yoshis tastes probably more like .HACK//

At least it's not SAO.

at least most of the XIV arent "kirito uchiha" tier retarded.

You haven't been to the Ultros server.

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/298950-About-the-EU-campaign-for-maid-outfit-and-fat-chocobo

Holy fuck, who the hell think this is a good idea? No wonder I haven't seen any maid outfit in EU server except for me

I have 2 guesses, one is that there market research team is utter garbage or the magazine company really overstated there influence in the UK. And everyone's issues with it in the thread complaining about it (codes not working, magazines not coming with codes, to get mount you need send them an image with the fucking magazines, stores not stocking them, shady company; was part of the Driver 3 Scandal years ago) came true within about a day. The quarterly issues directly from the site didn't cover the ones with 14 codes, digital copies don't come with a code and the single magazines also from the site sold out within hours. Also the fact the EU has to wait 3 months in total to get all the items and they all expire in December, so only 6 months to redeem them AND the magazines are just really out dated e3 news. Few people spent a whole day trying to track one down to no avail. Its an utter failure of a promo and EU players aren't happy about it at all, and are kinda pissed that US/JAP regions got it easy or with items that have actual fucking use. All UK players can do is to just wait and hope other regions in EU aren't as bad.

just fuck it.

Whatever it is I hope they announce it soon.

Penis

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Good.

Almost, exclusively trash people wear it into combat.

Distainforplebs.tiff

Fucking disgraceful is what that is

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Are they that bad a conversational partner?

I really don't get this guy's thought process, I'm not sure if its a really dedicated troll or just a massive autist. He's complaining about being able to clear a mechanic that might have wiped a min ilvl party, but the trial is a year old, everyone is most likely sync'd to the highest gear level and the trial isn't that hard to begin with. Last time they put a trial that was hard to the main story, people whined about it being too hard and being locked out of content and they nerfed it hard instead of just getting good. You can't be against the concept of getting gud AND want harder content.

2nd bit is just him doing what every fucking retard does in PVP, running off from healer then complaining about no heals, then afks. This shit drives me up the fucking the wall when I do PVP. The AST has got his hands busy solo healing his own group and any other alliances that might need topping up, he had a chance to say he was coming in hot but didn't. OR he could just follow the healer and tank. OR he could not pick a fight with the healers on the group if you really don't want healing.

Well you are failing on both fronts pal. That so called 60% kick rate in pvp of all places should speak something to you.

I don't know if I want this guy perma banned for being this much of a tard purposely ruining games for people or not just for the entertainment he brings me picking apart his logic.

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oh wow this guy is even more pathetic than I thought.

Why? I went back and forth with him on one of his comment sections a few days ago, and it came to the point that the just told me not to show up to some fan event, saying he would be willing to go to jail if it meant he got to fight me, because I told him to "get good"
What did he mean by this?

he meant you should go and pound his ass hard.

Come now guys. You'll upset his 1 sub; his mom.

well now you made me feel sad user, I cant even imagine having a son that pathetic and knowing im not going to get any grandchildren.

That wasn't the one I was in, but this will do.

No ERP

do FATEs fucking scale boss HP if fucking crafters/gatherers are nearby?

This could be our new chris chan, thanks to whoever posted his video here.

daaaang.

At least he's not gay

where'd you get these numbers from?

I hate life.

I love being lazy

bored tbh fam

Eorzea census.

Well I don't know how you're bored, I've been having fun illegally selling multiple plots on my server.

Enjoy

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I finally have the fucking thing!

I think the normal one looks a bit better though.

So you are like #3089 that has it.
w-we're all gonna make it bruh…

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But doesnt the under 3100 worldwide light a fire under your autism?

I will get it regardless just because only an asshole would stop at this point this late in the game but my autism is only held back by real life circumstances.

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It is a special night.

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You know what to do.

Yokai weapon grind is a shit grind. The bigger it fails, the better and fuck level 5.

It's honestly one giant litmus test for severe autism. I've also seen someone actually do it twice. They should be locked up before they hurt someone.