4 AM

SuperPaper Mario

Smokes died in a hot balloon accident, please push f to pay respect.

Yeah. I'd say most of us have as well.

Rip thread, this isn't going to end well

You only fail at life if you aren't enjoying it.

Sorry

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If you die of anything other than old age you have failed at life.

He didn't and no.

rip smokes
your texas-styled autism will be missed
m.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11684605

Hey 4am, do you guys believe in such a thing as being naturally hated? As in you have such little charisma, that people instinctively know to avoid you after even a small amount of introduction? It feels like even when on anonymous sites like here, people seem to have a natural grudge against me.

Morning friends.

Undertale
Fanbases are awful, but the game itself was pretty good.

Around 1:00 AM I started to try and download and install Blade and Soul, because I want to play an MMO, but I won't have the time to justify paying my FFXIV subscription and I'm getting back into wuxia and martial arts again (ordered a physical copy of a wuxia tabletop RPG and have a loose outline of a kickass campaign, I am excited) I decided to download Blade and Soul. Didn't give it an earnest try when it first came out, so why not?

The installer wouldn't download. So after trying to download it, and trying, and trying, I restarted my PC, reset my router, and tried and tried, but it didn't work. So I switched to my Mint partition and downloaded the installer .exe to my windows partition hard drive and it worked fine…god dammit Bill Gates.

Anyway, trying to get Blade and Soul to start downloading while I sleep and filling out an application for a 2nd job have kept me awake till now, and while I should go to bed because I'm running Shadowrun tomorrow, it's not gonna start till early afternoon so I think I'm ok even though I'm gonna need time to clean up the gaming area and write more of the session. I'll be ok though.

But fuck man, I'm tired. I felt kind of out of sorts and disconnected from everything all day. Lately, life has felt like a distant dream slowly being forgotten. I dunno. I'll figure it out though, and even if I don't, I'll make it through this and keep going.

is this what control is?

I'm probably gonna crash soon, but I'll stick around for a little while.

Which one of you faggots was the one telling me a while ago about the site you can order onaholes + warmers from for a decent price and have the shipping label on them changed?
I need to know.
for research.

Had to set up my mom's new prebuilt PC today. She has absolutely no knowledge of computers, so that was fun.
It took two minutes to hook the computer up and two hours to set up a few minor tweaks to it because she can't answer simple questions and it makes me angry. I was planning to stay home and jerk off like a dozen times but nope I had to buy my mother a new computer because she shut hers off while it was installing an operating system.

Have you been crying? What's wrong?

I decided not to go to my highschool reunion, and I heard from a reliable source that there weren't any chicks there either, so it doesn't matter anyway. I hung out with my best friend for a good few hours today which always helps me feel less miserable

Good evening

Im beginning the horrible move through my backlog. I doubt i'll beat them all, but its worth a shot.

I like the elder scrolls series.

Ask Burch or Rapp.

Yakuza is not a hated series.

We had one of those in the catalog this week.

Proof?

Old age isn't a cause of death.

ProoF?

I guess so.

Fuck.

It's OK.

Yeah, that's control.

You're probly just a sperg.

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Do you just shitpost too hard or something?

Whats up guy?

Good morning everybody

How was your day/is your morning so far?

Looking forward to anything coming up?

Still sick, still not enjoying games. I want to play AoE2 with someone here.

I see this is the r/4am edition.
Never got a reply from the mods of that place, by the way.

Yesterday was a fucking ordeal. I've never bounced between having a good day and having a horrible one so often in one evening. Someone take the attention whore bait and ask me what happened

Depends on who everyone is. If it's Holla Forums, I'd go with the Batman games. I get they're not great action games but fuck they make you feel how badass it is to be Batman.

F ;_;7

Why?

Well, people will avoid you if you have little charisma, not because they hate you, but because you are uninteresting to them. On the other hand, if you behave like an asshole, you'll get treated like an asshole. One can deduce such thing by mannerisms, intonation and how you speak. Here we can see neither, so I don't hate you, albeit because I have no idea who the fuck you are

Please pay respects.
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Thank you all, remember that last thing he wanted was to write "Homoko is annoying" on his tombstone.

Yoza probably on that last bit.

You'll find something you like one day I'm sure.

Don't worry Kamille, I like you.

I know, the question is just stupid.

Got some pizza but feel asleep and almost missed the thread.

No.

Why in this ungodly Earth would anyone want to go to their highschool reunion?

Have you considered prostitution? Or being a camwhore?

hello

i liked boarder lands

What happened!

Think about the constants, user. Since it happens in real life and online, then it's probably the way you present yourself. Luckily, that's something you can work on. We won't hate you!

Today was pretty good. New computer case, and church is tomorrow. I'm excited.

I'll play, but I'm rusty.

Do unpopular opinion threads ever end well?

I was gonna say natural causes, but then realized that some natural causes are fucking retarded ways to die.

My day is "Meh". I argued with a close friend about if it's worth it for me to go on or not, but I think he went to bed.

Nothing to look forward to, same as ever.

Doubtful, but thanks.

You didn't ask, you shouted.

So I just finished a long play multiplayer session and I'm tired of playing vidya tonight. Should I watch a movie/show then head to bed? I'm in the mood for something relaxing. I'm thinking Dark Star or Twin Peaks. Or just go to sleep since I work tomorrow and have to get in the habit of not sleeping in til three p.m.

Nigga, you don't go there because your old classmates are probably annoying fucks (since you'd have kept contact with anyone worthwhile), not because there's no pussy

Sounds like it.
Also find the onahole jp guide, that'll set you up for everything you need to know.

Isn't this how everyone asks questions!

fuck i don't want to avatarfag but i have too many mokou pics help me

Yes. Do you remember Chris's new "vagina"?

Unpopular opinion threads are where a lot of redditors fester. This will not end well at all.

Do people ever actually discuss videogames in 4am in any kind of detail for more than the first bit?

I know fam. Should take it up with your redditor op tbh.

Try being friendlier I spose.

It's pretty obvious he was in love with him.

My head hurts, my legs hurt, im tired but cant sleep and I cant find my charger.

Mark really should ban all the avatarfags.

Give in to the avatarfaggotry.

And we found out last night there is already a 4am reddit board, we are safe. Or we are already doomed. One or the other

You should sleep.
Get too used to it.

If you don't wanna, you don't have to.

If you're tired, rest
Otherwise, you could watch some documentaries or something. If you watch something that gives you hype you'll lose sleep

No, it isn't.

I do it so you niggers will remember me.

I wonder how many people copy others' avatars then pretend to be them.

Game was pretty solid. If anything we hate it because it's too silly and got it's dick shoved full with memes.

niggas

yesterday guess what? i was driving through town with my dad and there was a bunch of books being given away FOR FREE outside a church and i wanted to ask dad if we could stop but i was too shy so i didnt get any

Don't remind me.

Not at all, if anything I always try to contribute to threads, it just seems like the only way people can tolerate me is by ignoring.

I think these guys might be right, but even with the most minimum amount of confrontation, people already seem disgusted.

I put my diamond dogs patch onto my leather jacket boss, and I've lost even more weight and starting taking in more protein before workouts. Can I go to motherbase yet?

not much, just drinking lemon water hanging out with the fags on cytube. one of them says he's a girl, but I don't believe him.

Good morning
My day was pretty good, or at least better than yesterday. Saw my best friend, had some good real talk

to bang sad girl, but there were none, and I'm avoiding a dude who was going to be there

but you're wrong.

Control feels a lot like desperation, honestly.

Today was weird. Felt listless and out of it all day. TELL ME ABOUT THE ONAHOLE SITE

I would rather kill myself than degrade myself so.
Death before dishonor.

Fuck high school and everyone there.
The only reason I would go to a reunion would be

Off to /jp/ I go then

Being an avatarfag is 110% cancerous don't do it.

well I'm sick and also shit so I'll be shit too.
I made a room called No Nerds Allowed

Why regain control? Play another extremely lengthy multiplayer game. Marathon mode civ 5. You know the deal.

Redditors fester in this entire board. And they won't leave.

I actively try to if there is something interesting to discuss. In reality, nothing of value would be lost if Mark nukes the threads.

I get this sometimes. It's usually because I always look so grumpy.
I have this in common with mai waifu

A ton of shit. It was my brother's birthday so we went out to this town we used to live for a surprise outing.
On the drive over there I experienced what is called extreme weather. First it was a dust storm, then it started raining. I thought this was a good thing at first because it would keep the dust off my windshield. Instead the dust caked on and in about five minutes I couldn't see. Even before that visibility was pretty much zero. I missed my exit because I couldn't see the lane next to me.

Crash this thread with no survivors, we can't take any chances.

If I see a avatar fag I'm bustin on site.

Welcome back fam. How you holdin up?

Were they all bibles or something?

Pizza is better cold anyway.

You're not helping.

Just steal some from the library like I used to as a kid.

You sure!

You should always post with a pic. I don't mean avatarfagging, especially in other threads. But having a pic raises your (You) count by 46%.

Nigga why do you do that to your waifu?

Can I pay my respects with this (You)?

Boypussy's great. That's a gaping, festering wound.

good nigga, been on the phone w/ da bank though. sumn bout taxes or sumn.

>Wake up

Let's hope not.

Mornin senpai. Aside from capping how is your life going?

No fucking way, seriously? f, just in case

nice one

You ever go and get laid or other normalfag things?

Thats pretty dang scary. Glad you didn't wreck!

if they're avatarfagging in 4am they probably have existential despair and wouldn't mind being killed
at least that's how I am

I think the term is vaginabsess.

How so?

Why would you?

I assume you did tell them to fuck off, right?

How do you keep losing so much weight so quickly? Do you have a tapeworm or something? Also not yet. First you must be able to run up a hill with 70 lbs strapped to your back

Well its on the table if you ever need it. You might even find a sugar daddy!

You're not wrong. He really should clean it more. Especially with how he is with poop.

What's up, everyone. Enjoying your weekend? I sure am. I'm feeling much better than last time. That melancholy really got me down, but I'm getting up again.

I've been playing Shinovi Versus again and I'm almost done with the Hebijo story. Can't say I care much about the new girls, but I do like Miyabi and particularly Ryona.

What about you? What have you all been up to?

I won't argue against that.

I never do!

That twist at the end!

Its good. I got pizza and had the house to myself. Plus tomorrow I get it to myself again so gonna cap a second episode too!

How was your day?

I'll go the middle route and watch one episode of Twin Peaks or Seinfeld, have a glass and milk, then sleep. Nights like these make me miss my ex girlfriend. She used to bake cookies all the time. If I asked politely, she would have done it then and there, no questions. She died two years ago in a car accident. She was also pregnant. How do you guys cope with loss?

Yes.

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Yo. I haven't ordered an onaho in ages, kind of lost interest, rather, i'd rather spend my money on vidya. They're a nice luxury though, but I don't need to take any extra risks, since I still live with my folks. en-nls.com is where I got my onahos. You can get a good $30 onahole and a warmer for about $45 overall, not including shipping. I would suggest link-related, a great first onahole. Pair that with the $8 USB onahole warmer and you're good to go. Link: en-nls.com/pict1-30070?c2=9999 . Link for warmer: en-nls.com/pict1-38260?c2=9999 . The warmer takes a while to heat up, so you'll have to plan your fap ahead of time, sort of. Or just be patient as it takes about an hour to properly, fully heat the onahole.

post pics

Sorry to hear what do you mean go on?

Take some ibuprofen and some zzzquil, can't help you with the charger though.

That's always nice. It's been months since I last hung out with my buddy. We text every now and again, but he's pretty busy now. He's a youth pastor, got a girlfriend, got a job on top of his youth pastor gig, and his spare time is either spent hanging out with his buddies from church or sleeping. It's probably for the best things sort of fade away like this anyway.

Just sleep nigga. If you gotta work, you gotta work.

Free Bibles Karen! Nutrition for the soul! You should have gotten one.

You can always improve on it, user. I have hopes for you.

Surprisingly, you will find most of the people here wouldn't.

Hey X. You down to talk rap again? What do you think of Immortal Technique?

In a few moments

Time heals all wounds user, you'll always miss her a bit but it won't sting as much one day.

Things are going great between me and Ritsu. Maybe I'll buy a daki instead of a fig next week.

Whats got your moods up yang?

It's probably best this way. He wouldn't last long once his mom dies anyway.

That's not possible right now. Too much on my mind and I have cookies in the oven. I'm going to burn them so fucking bad.

Mornin yang

I've been working on my camera. Gonna make a music video and I'm pretty excited.

Not too bad. I'm messing around with my camera and planning shots for my next piece.

Fuck man I don't know. That sucks.

Was it yours?
Some things are just not meant to be, user. There was nothing you could do, no way you could've done. Try and take some solace in that, and find a way to make your life meaningful, for yourself

Yes.

Grab a brush and put on a little make-up.

Same.

Not much. Tried to ask out a coworker but I didn't get to. I think I'm learning to cope with having a shitty life.

I mean continuing forward with ambition and hopes, instead of just dragging your feet through life.

Have you all been hyped up for any video games lately?

I know, but Mokou is cute. I do like Letty though.

I doubt that.

Well, why not? Like getting out that teen angst you never could for one girl or another. No point wasting an opportunity!

Training, sleeping and cleaning. Also drinking too many energy drinks and diet sodas.

I don't take drugs. Don't need my body reliant on outside sources to deal with it's problems. Might weaken it.

What about those times you try to cheer up depressed people?

It was. Thankfully once I got turned around and back on course I got out of the storm's path pretty quickly.
What happened next is finding out I don't really like going to bars. The loud as fuck ones anyways. The one I actually liked was also the one we spent the least amount of time at.
It was really fun while we were at that bar though. The music was audible but you could still talk to the people you're sitting with and I can actually mingle with college hipsters because I too am a faggot

You really should prioritize the daki. It's very life changing.

Oh right your brothers music video right?

Can't wait to see it!

If you post it here or send it to me that is.

Xenoverse 2 looks pretty great. Just minor tweaks to make it more fluid plus more content. Exactly what it needed.

Just eat a bit then you'll go to sleep.

If you hate Ritsu that much you don't have to, geeze.

Thing is, there are people who are a lot less friendlier than I am, yet they are able to keep hold oh conversations a lot longer than I am.
Thank you

Ok, since I'm not getting answers there, who's the faggot in #4am, #rotarybutts, and #tutor4am that's been idle for 14 hours?

I made this for you ritsufag

Just verbally shitposting with mumble friends and delaying my drawing.

What's up Earl? Are you currently in jail, or did you just get out again?

other than some awkwardness I did fairly well in highschool because I wore leather jackets and had mohawks and shit, so I was mostly left alone

why? he's… your dad. Is he mean to you or something?

I mean, occasionally I do. I try to get laid all the time, but women don't normally like me unless they are drunk or fat, and my lack of money is another issue.

Getting laid is one of my main motivations in life right now, and I fear no man, be he annoying, rich, or otherwise terrible to be around

I try to eat less than 1000 calories a day, and I work out as much as I possibly can

I already can. I can probably run with at least 180lbs on my back. How far uphill do I have to run?

Hey, Yoza. How's it going? Right now, I'm waiting for Estival Versus on PC. About time that game came out already.

Your waifu isn't a particularly difficult boss fight

A music video? Neat. What kind of music do you play?

I think it's less about coping with a shitty life and more about coping with failure in general. Still, good work on asking him/her out.

I haven't had soda or energy drinks in a long time. Unless I need for my job, when I gotta pull an all nighter

You can do it, friend!

Luckily I've never been to one of those super loud bars before. Just a few tiny comfy ones plus casino bars which are fucking awesome.

What else did you guys do?

Ehhh people will learn the right way one day.

Well besides that.

That's rough, m8.
Drink a lot, get angry a lot, and pay to talk to a shrink twice a week.
Lost my wife a few years back in a hit and run. You never really get used to it.

Turns out that crying on a bench is a good way to meet nice people.

(You)
See its already working!

Hey thanks!

How fat we talking?

The less avatarfags the better

wew

Studies have shown that loud noise makes people drink faster so they sell more booze. The louder the bar, the more Jewy it is. I don't like bars much myself because they mean leaving the house, but British style pubs are nce and comfy. No music or nothing and a nice, woody atmosphere.

So how'd that go down?

I sincerely doubt I'm even remotely that desirable to anyone.

my weekend's ok. hopefully tomorrow will be better than today. i even bought snacks for the game in advance. I'm moderately excited.

I already know what onahole I want to get specifically. the one modeled after mai waifu of course but thank you for the site link.

I'm still waiting for Torment: Tides of Numenera. I preordered it at least a year or two ago at the same time I preordered Pillars of Eternity and Wasteland 2. Its the only one I'm still waiting for.
Otherwise, Obsidian's new game Tyranny looks promising. almost typed Black Isle instead of obsidian. whew.

dakimakuras are life changing.

Alright niggers, I'm heading off to bed. See you tomorrow.

B but I'm not a girl

I will. It's just gonna be aesthetics so it's not like it can be traced back to me by the internet h8 machine :^)

It's beautiful.

Tell me about this "getting laid" you speak of. How does it work.

It's my brother's music. Although I do love to play drums. I haven't in a long time though because we had to sell my drum kit because I'm moving :/

Who did you meet? Why were you crying?

How?

Night.

It was most definitely mine. We just moved to California to be closer with her family, and she was too shy and quiet to head out without me. Plus she took another test just to be sure. After it was confirmed we went out and celebrated. It was one of the most exciting nights of my life. I'm holding on these days, but I slip back and forth between good and bad. I think what really hurts is losing that promise of a better, wholesome life with her. Now I'm just lonely and tired.

Not if it's smokes faggot.

I don't know fam, I never really got rejected back in school, since I never even confessed. Getting fit and going back only to find them all turned to whales, even if you wanted to get back at one of them, it would be a waste of time.

Ah, now I remember, you're the genes fag. If you're desperate enough you could try dating sites, or shit like that. Get fit, get out, and you shouldn't have much trouble. Now, what comes after… well that's for you to deal with.
I don't follow

You son of a bitch

Thanks for posting instead of me.

Cya next time, hope you get a good nights sleep!

Ohhh nice, that'll be cool to see. Got any idea of where and what you are gonna shoot?

That's good to hear. What kind of game is it?

Damn, that sucks. I don't have much of an ear for music, which is why I quit playing when I was younger, but it's nice to see you're still involved in some way.

ah yeah. I hear you there, i've been dragging my feet. If I can make it through this first semester though, i just know I'll hit the ground running.
what are your hopes and ambitions?

Whatever you say man.

Yeah, i'm kinda surprised it isn't on PC yet.
I'm doing pretty okay. Going to the apple Store tomorrow to see what they can do about my phone.

none of the fights in Shinovi are very difficult, except for the Daidouji vs Rin fights and Asuka vs Homura final fight. The last one being really fucking tough.

Happy to help. That warmer is pretty universal it can be a snug fit, depending on the onahole. Like with that fairy one I linked, I had to sort of wiggle it in there all the way. That fairy one is fucking great though, if you ever decide to get another one. Who's your waifu though?

Sleep tight pupper

I fucking wish. We had a book give-away at the local church and there wasn't a single bible.

I really wish you did look like Karen and not some fat neckbeard so your social retardation was cute.

If I post more will you join the game and play too?

Normalfag, the post

We pretty much hopped from bar to bar and unfortunately I couldn't drink much because I had to drive back that same night.
The two places, the cowboy bar and the trying to be a nightclub bar, need dedicated sound guys. The audio levels were so fucked up
There was also this homeless chick we gave the cake to since no one wanted to carry it. This girl was shrewd as fuck. We walked past her again and she had a blanket draped over it so no one could see she had nearly a whole cake with her.

Ironically I drank the most at the quieter one

I'm the guy that posted last night about how my mom and gf died
I went out to a park yesterday and was in the middle of nowhere looking at a field, and when I thought no one was around I just started crying with my head in my hands, then like 5 minutes later some old lady walked by and asked me what was wrong and we talked for like 30 minutes.I guess I kinda feel better but not really.

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I don't have that game, sorry.

GET

SHIT, oh well, I tried

Yeah, I can understand that. Still, what happened happened, no use beating yourself over the head about it. If you're not a bitch you won't take the easy way out, so you should find something to do with your life until your time comes. Get yourself an objective and work to it, whatever works. A purpose is what you need right now

HA

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Maybe they drink more the try ignore the shitty loud music playing?

You should play Risk of Rain with me then

I got you bby.

...

If some other hobo saw it they'd probably take it so.

And that sucks. I'm never ever the designated driver and for good reason. I tend to pass out on the drive home.

That was really nice of her. She give any good advice?

I just love this pic of Yang so much

Oh, your phone's broken? I actually got a new one a few weeks ago. Still waiting for Pokemon GO to be released here

Well, I'm playing the missions on hard, so SOME of them are pretty tough, but I'm learning to abuse my supers to get quick kills. Miyabi's and Ryona's strong attack supers are really strong

Oh that's easy. Just bullshit as you go. Can talk about anything forever if you want to the more you practice. Anything otherwise requires compatible interests and willingness to share with others. You'll never hold long conversations unless you relate and share in convos as you go along

You know you reduce muscle gain by denying yourself calories and protein to allow your muscles to recover? Also watch out, you dont want your body getting used to 1k calories per day and ending up gaining it all back once you have to reset your daily intake.
Damn, pretty good.
All the way. No half measures in Diamond Dogs.

Probably smarter than me. I'm horribly addicted to energy drinks atm.

What about the times when you want to give advice on figs and help out?

What if ivanka trump is my waifu?

Never know feelsanon. Im sure there's plenty of people who'd jump at the chance

relaxing on the outside railing of a high up bridge is too. Prolly for different reasons tho

It's not special tbh.

Nice try. My dub checkers, Naoto, Takei, and Sisko are disappointed.

this image is stupid

and no he's not im just shy about things when i try to do them, i'm not really sure how to explain it. when i play guitar I try to do it as quietly as possible too

i cant grow a beard but could a fat person have gone on a three quarters of an hour run yesterday???

Watch out for skinwalkers.

not really. but it was nice none the less.

I don't have that either.

Sounds pretty strange. Still, I've never been to an event like that. You'd think there'd be one of the holy books among the others

Personally, I drink faster in loud places to dull the pain of being there sooner, but for normalfags who like loud noise they drink faster because they're having a good time, or have at least deluded themselves into believing they are.

Trump is too great to be some incest weirdo. He bangs super models all the time.

told slime dey want this stack nigga they gotta kill me.

ikr

dude has the flow and lyrical talent but I was never a fan of his steez.

fiinna get up out this halfway house

my nigga trump

Going to stream me vs shizuneanon in AoE 2
twitch.tv/kydd1221
come watch if you want

POINT AND LAUGH

pic related

It's a rain-themed song, so I'm gonna fake it with a sprinkler against some windows. If it's nighttime no one should be able to tell the difference, but it's just an idea. When it rains for real we're gonna get some shots of this comfy gas station too. Probably some generic shots of him playing bass as well. It's gonna be pretty abstract so I'm looking forward to shooting it.

Yeah. It's really fun to play drums, reminds me of a video game. Except more open-ended.

Not a single bible? How the fuck do you manage that?

Talking always makes me feel better. It must be really shitty if you can't even talk it out and feel better.

Better luck next time kiddo

It's fucking foolproof.

I guess it keeps things less awkward?

you like das racist?

>Wanting to play pokemon GO
Why? its shit and it tracks all you data even more so than google does.

Do you have any fun?

Whoever decided to call them fleshgaits should be shot.

Ahh well yeah still really nice of her.

Ahhh neat. Already working with the special effects I see!

Thanks. I guess I feel a little empty now, and I think about them alot, but I think I'll be alright. I don't beat myself up, but I do wander and find myself lost in thoughts or memories. I'm planning on going back to school next semester and finishing up with my major, so I have some plans for what's it worth.

HA

She's fisting toward the doubles.

Why not Hitbox?

Just play the regular games. Or the spinoffs, those are fun.

I remember taking up guitar when I was around 14, but I didn't really feel it. Can you play any other instruments?

Eh, I just wanna see it for myself for like 5 mins before deleting it from my phone

That was the last thing to happen. I was completely exhausted to the point I was having pseudo hallucinations and struggling to keep my eyes open.
What's so insidious about falling asleep like that is you don't even notice your eyes were closed until you open them. Everything started to feel like a dream. I fucking drifted into the next lane over without noticing

Well, something to consider at least. It's kinda depressing when you think about it. So many people give up by late 20s and lose the drive. Those reunions got to be depressing as all hell seeing it all together.

Shizu stop bugging mark.

The important part is you tried.

Technically it's practical effects, but yes. I have to learn how to jew my audience.

Nice yang pic. I used to play guitar and piano, but my piano skills have degraded to a single song. I could probably still guitar if I ever picked it up again because I spent more time on it and liked it more.

Still not good enough.

Holy crap! Cut that out. Take a nap at a gas station/rest area next time.

Why is karen a nigger now?

I said my waifu, not trumps.

Yeah, but not on my toaster.

I deed it

I waited too long to post it im disappointed too. At least I had a chuckle, even though I didn't get it.

Yeah, the charger port went out on it, so I can't charge it at all. It's been dead all week. If I have to buy a new phone or some shit, i'm just going to bite the bullet and get a Galaxy S6 or something, and get my own phone plan, i'm gonna have to start paying my own share of the family phone bill anyway, so may as well strike out. Pokemon GO was a little fun for about two days, on and off. I deleted it after that. It's just not worth the time imo. It's not the worst thing ever though.

Ah okay, I could see the Hard missions getting pretty tough. Miyabi is like the instant-win character, she hits like a fucking truck. Same for Daidouji.

there's not any pictures of Yozakura pointing to the right though.

Nice! Never seen a case with the USB ports in the top though, how peculiar.

it was an attempt.

I guess that's one way to lure people into your trap.

how fat are the girls? fatter than I can stomach 90% of the time. at that point it turns into indiana jones running away from the boulder

well, you get a girl to lay down next to you, or sit next to you, then you try something, like putting your hands around their stomach (if lying down) or you pull them in close with a shoulder grab (sitting up) then see what you can get away with from there. Once you pull her pants off it's game over for her.

I sort of am, but my god, what a horrible experience it has been. We'd be better off as a society without anything like that.

I don't fear other men. I can handle myself because I had a difficult upbringing, so whether it be a battle of insults or fists, I can hold my own

yeah yeah, it's already been established I'm a normalfag

I drink protein drinks and I have protein bars now, so I'm getting plenty of protein. Also, I'll probably have to keep my intake low for the rest of my life unless I want to be fat again

yeah yeah, but I like it.

you need to be more assertive user

that's good Earl, when are you going back in jail? I know you spend your winters there mostly

Mine has ports in the top. Mic and headphones plug in there too.

cain't afford a 2nd home monica

jail it up, free heat, only do two days anyway on a bid nigga shoot.

Cultural Enrichment.

What makes the gas station comfy anyway?

Oh well thats just gross. 3D waifus bleh

Fleshgaits sound hot as fuck. Like a bouncy latina.

Body can get used to higher calories especially with higher muscle mass, you just have to do it right and alternate caloric intake to slowly lose weight.

I don't think it works like that or uncle ruckus would've made a beeline for sweden.

You made an unpopular opinion thread. How reddit of you.

You're probably a bernie sanders supporter arent you?

Oh well RIP.

Generally I dated/banged those perfectly chubby girls. THICK.

When/if you get skinny those girls love those kinds of guys so.

I'm with Her.

worthless tbh

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Is this you?

You show em who's the real nigga here fam

AoE?

That's good. One of these days try to think of a long term goal, something you'd really want to do, either for you or someone else. That should fill some of the void.

Yeah, kind of hard explaining your failures to your old classmates, and seeing theirs. That's why I've never gone to one of those reunions.

Yeah, you never know what you'll find in those sites. I remember a news program that showed phonys that lurked in such places.
Also, it's good you can hold your own, but don't try to go around cucking people

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just accept that she's your waifu dude.

I like surprisingly old and obscure shit user

I don't think most people hate games I like

I do most of the hating

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God damnit I know I put a bronski in there

How do you not know what AoE is?

So what just sit down next to someone you know and start trying to get physical? That sounds like a bad idea.

Not sure. He picked it out.

God damnit you have betrayed us

tiffany where it at nigga

will do nycka

area of fx nigga

I'm the same way, though I never actually knew how to play anything, I just memorized what my hands needed to do. If anyone were to ask me what chords I was using or what key I was in I couldn't tell them

I'm too stubborn for that. I wanted to be home and not drifting between normally driving down the highway and dreaming of driving down the highway
she'd probably be pissed at me for endangering myself like that so many times in one day. I was pretty reckless during the storm too

It's pretty hot!

I always had a thing for guitars and bass. I used to have a friend at school who could play the bass and just the way he played felt really comfy. I could listen to him all day.

I feel you. It's pretty annoying being without a phone for a whole week, and it's especially bad for me since I need it for my job too. I have a Galaxy Junior though and I have to say I'm pretty satisfied with it. I think you'll make a good choice. To me it seems like a neat experiment. Plus, it'd add something extra to my walks.

Yeah, I hear ya. She seems like the best character so far, at least from the ones I've played. Imu is pretty good for racking up huge combos too

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disgusting

(checked)
Boss gets DUBS OF TRUTH!

He should have Otama and Cima fight to the death for his love.

Are you sure you don't own reddit?

I have it associated with Age of Ethanols, a 2hu fangame I played long ago. So, I don't remember any other game going with that.

Does that surprise anyone?

Did ya say Obama?

What the hell is the second one?

Well at least you didn't get in an accident. Next time at least chug coffee then.

Fucking shameful Ritsu, that's disgusting.

this shit bump

wait is smokes really kill ?

Are you still doing that zumba fitness thing? I've been meaning to lookup the official DMX workout routine

I've tried everything else. this is what's working, I just have to suffer and my muscles get bigger and my gut gets smaller

I still bang chubby girls. my whole philosophy is if I don't have to move stuff and lift things to get at the vagina, it's probably okay. Ease of entry is a must for maximum strength banging

How would you know yaku, I thought you were a virgin?

no, I'm not autistic

whoops, sorry user, I sort of missed the ball on that one already.

no, please no.

No bully.

y-yeah well none of you are invited to my super cool 4am reddit board, don't even ask!

Not even once.

Quit bullying Ritsunon everyone!

Bully him in spoiler tags

Yeah, can imagine it'd be awkward as hell. Prolly the smarter idea to avoid that shit like the plague and just watch american pie reunion.

Why do her eyes look like someone titled them too hard in the character creation menu? She looks like a fucking elf from oblivion.

Kek has blessed my disgust and shown us the way.All praise him.

Hey so long as you're happy. Just keep in mind you'll have to deal with it later

Nigga plenty of non virgins have said they preferred fapping.

Pick your waifu faggot.

k

I did. It lasted through the winding roads but by the time I got within the city limits I started fading again.

Yep. A tragic hot air balloon accident. The worst one in years

Well, I'm gonna jerk off to fake incest porn and go to sleep. Later homos.

I'll just make a 5am reddit and it'll btfo your gay reddit.

you just gotta get it in my nigga

catfish, hotsauce, malt liquor, pullups

you gotta do yo cardio and keep yo pants up though so you get a lil liftin in there too wit the toolie in the draws

quit b8n niggas fam

Nope.

Mega Traveller 2, a dos game I used to play a shit ton of when I was a kid because my dad knew old school pirates in college when he was going

most of the fun is in the character generation but last time I played I had a hard time grasping the game because pre-teen so I mostly wandered around

found the PGMP and FGMP salesman tho which was hella cool

I like how you know what the third one is

I feel great. I've always wanted to sing along to it, and now I can do it all the way through. I'll have to do it at karaoke some time soon.

Its like you don't even 3dpd porn

Night user

How did that quote even get so fucked up?

Uh wait. Didnt they say yesterday that belrose runs it? Ritsu, you're not belrose are you?

Fine. your headband looks terrible

Nah, you obviously said Osama.

Ma nigga, that song is great. I disagree that karaoke has to be "good" to be fun however.

You and I are the same.

ya dat was my bad fam, long dick game went too hard on her.

Well shit.

You are making me want to go sleep at a rest stop, I haven't done that in forever. Its pretty comfy besides being afraid of a nigger trying to get in

Yeah well I'll make a 3am one so by the time 5am shows up everyone will already be tired and left!

WE LOVE YOU KEK

Why do you do this to yourself?

6 AM is where it's at.

Well I hope it was some weak swedish cunt or something like that

You just want to get bullied don't you? You masochistic shit, what would your waifu think about your actions

Well, dubs demand me to watch that now

That explains it.

Listen to some Handsome Boy Molding School.

man why can't you becool

No bully.

I just realized I am NOT looking forward to Case 2-3 in the Phoenix Wright anime.

Thank you

Do you have Steam or something? Give me your username

No comment.

Eh I stopped watching porn months ago though cause waifu.

Why not? Did you realize the anime was shit?

good night slut bag

Tennessee, you know I love you but you need to knock that shit off.

Also, I will continue to bang 3DPD until my dick falls off, you know that

it'll be fine. When I start getting down to a better weight I'll hire a nutritionist or some such nonsense to figure this shit out for me. Anyway, speed up the eta on the fulton boss, I want to get out of here

doesn't mean they are correct

what are you talking about DMX, you totally did a whole zumba fitness thing while you were in jail a few years ago. did you forget?

The first guy I never met, the second guy was a fucking asswipe that deserved it.

Can you do that for Holla Forums too, so we can get rid of all the template faggots?

And kek loves you child.

it's actually pretty good

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"When making a fool of yourself, one must never be ashamed"

t. Ritsu

The real Ritsu not me Ritsu

Soritsu, should be easy to find me.

Highest form of autism.

Any clue on how much of the games they'll cover? I've been holding up on watching it

I was just about to listen to that song.
Gorillaz are great.

pleb
they're alright

They seem to be correct, unlike you who still has delusions.

Your waifus are shit. They both got what they deserved.

Otama you nigger. Learn to respect foxes.

Yeah yeah. You'll see.

Do you even love her?

This is him
steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee

I think it's all about having a good time. I can have laugh watching a couple friends go up on stage and poorly sing nsync songs.

I do Feel Good Inc. too. The laughing parts are fun to belt out.

HA!

It hasn't been GREAT, but I'm just glad to see Phoenix Wright animated. Though I'd pick Phoenix's voice from the games to voice him in the anime if I could.

I do like how they're handling case 2-2 though, aside from cutting a few parts here and there. The lack of psyche locks really disappoints me though.

Thanks fam.

Supposedly it'll be only the first two games. Though depending on how well the anime does, they might do an entire season dedicated to game 3 alone. And they should, since that's the best Phoenix Wright game.

Thanks Snake.

How do I respect someone who has the same name as Mudslimes?

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All right. I'm listening to it in the background right now.

well we can disagree, that's fine. I like to make girls squeal with my dick.

I'll see what?

No problem, ever need me you know where to find me

steamcommunity.com/id/Soritsu also link just in case.

Jesus christ.

He's right. Why waste semen on shitty 3DPD jewish porn?

He's not answering either.

Answer the question!

Why's that?

No problemo

You haven't learned much, have you

I'm okay which is the important part, though some people in my life expect a little more than survival

I'm going to add you and then probably never talk to you there because I fucking never initiate conversations

True words my friend.

Exactly. I need to get some friends to a karaoke bar.

Imo as someone who loved the games it's unwatchable, but at least you're getting enjoyment out of it.

And what happened then? The girls were not to your liking or something?

There's a line between just making a fool of yourself and wanting everyone to bully you nig

Well, let's hope it does good, otherwise my compadre won't stop crying.

Semi-related, but If anyone saw, there was a draw thread that I created earlier today, since there hasn't been one for weeks. Usually those threads get filled with requesters the moment they're created, but this time not a single person joined in. By the time the thread reached the 5th page, I bumped it once to see if there were any drawfags left or at least any requests I could practice on. The only reply I got was a guy who thought that I was trying to get free commissions myself. He said that I was an embarrassment and should just delete the thread, which I did out of guilt. That pretty much sums up my interactions with nearly everyone I meet. If not people bluntly telling me to fuck off, I feel like the only people who stick around to talk for a bit just do it out of pity. What is it with people always expecting the worst out of me?
I'm really sorry for the long, sappy blog post, but this depresses me to the point where I just assume that every conversation I get into will just end up with another person hating me, so I don't even attempt at talking to anyone, even on imageboards anymore, just lurking. Worse still is that recently I've been having long daydreams of me being able to talk to other people successfully, actually being able to hold their attention, with them replying happily to what I say. The only way I can stop myself from going further is by reminding myself how pathetic that is.

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*modling
Fucking autocorrect.

I rec'd it because it has Dan the Automator in it. Hope you like it.

Unlike bel I mostly shitpost. I'm not THAT autistic. Only like half so.

I've been trying to do that more lately actually so. Like just randomly message a person online each day.

I'd say it pretty much sums up the state of Holla Forums.

Let's not go too far.

This tbh.

nice blogpost faggot
tell us your interests

I actually thought of a RWBY x Phoenix Wright fanfic involving Yang

Looking forward to talking to you!

:^)

Eh, I figured they'd be condensing it. I mean, I lost faith in Japan making decent mystery anime after the Umineko anime, so this is a given. I think they got the tone of the games on point though.

Y'know what really disappoints me, though? No case 1-5. For shame. That is the BEST case in the entire goddamn series, even better than 3-4

I'm rooting for him.

Whoever told you that was a faggot. I like drawthreads and if it was still up I would've requested something.

Added see you tomorrow faggot

He just came up on the song I'm listening too. Thanks, dude.

is that really him?

this world is miserable.

what are you referring to? The girls I banged that were seeing other dudes? We didn't really want to see eachother in any real way, it was just mindless pounding.

Best keep a lock on your wallet friend.

I would too.

I'm the best talker so I'm not surprised!

Cya next time!

Thats just Holla Forums lately. Lots of the faggots here are being unfriendly for the sake of being unfriendly. Why not try omegle or chatroullette as practice?

Isn't that all he does too? There's no way he could be serious.

What an odd decision for a waifu.

Hey, guys gotta try ya know

HAHAHA

Cool. There's some bretty good hiphop out there.

Heading off to bed

Sleep tight everybody, catch you guys on the flipside

I think hes serious.

I only have it to talk to 4amfags really.

Sure, should add him and ask about lolis

Sounded more personal than that

Nite yoza.

Thanks, but I usually hate talking about myself, especially on the internet. I just needed to get that one out.

Are you having 1 sided conversations? Do you talk and talk and not allow an opening for anyone else? Try asking them questions about themselves. If they seem interested in a specific topic, try talking about that topic.

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Night yoza!

>bought a copy of overwatch for my bro
fucking hell.

You will never be palmdesert faggot.

Never saw the point of achievements myself. Im really low lvl myself.

I don't know man, Ace Attorney is big enough to get fucking theme parks you'd figure they'd want to drag it out. Or at least not give a single game 12 episodes. The worst part, imo, wasn't even that pacing but the cinematography. I've seen fucking sitcoms that had better shot composition / variety / rythm than that piece of shit.
And what is case 1-5 again? I forget

By the way if you haven't yet check out czarface. It's a campy comic book style romp with some ex-Wu Tang talent.

Night yozanon

You've done well, friend. Turning ashes into diamonds.

Night, Yoza!

have a good night man

I think you're lying

I bet you were banned

several reasons to laugh at you

You're going to need a lot more than mindless pounding to successfully deploy your geneseed. Seems kind of difficult without you falling in love though. The only way I can think of is stepping up your search and raising the level of relationships above mindless sex

>cheating on a being that doesn't even exist in this dimensional plane
You can go full autist, but I'm just saying that that is full autist there.

I'm not sure what you mean by this.

tbh I didn't no her that well. F

user

What are you interests, I must know to give you tailored unsolicited advice

Let the doxxing begun.
RIP Ritsu

He's lying to you. He has an alt steam account that he doesn't share.

Sleep tight

Time to waste another hour shitposting am I right? Welcome back

Lucky.

Nah I don't really buy games on it either. Those were all gifts.

Too soon Yang.

goodnight

I would like to fall in love, but that's very difficult

I did add him

It means he was likely banned on vac or his account was locked so he made a new account

that is why it's funny

Night, I think I'm going too.

Fuck, I'm only like 2/3rds into that game. It's actually really fun, even if it's not very Metal Gear-ish. I actually want to play MGS3 on Extreme now.

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Mcnuggies
Rise
Sweaty
Nitey-nite!

I believe you

Don't lie to me ritsufag

I can see right through your deception

Mines better

Extreme is tough but doable. European Extreme is the obscene difficulty

Yeah, you can't really force it. You'll just have to keep looking and give effort to finding out more about your marks. It could happen eventually

Goodbye Yakuza

good night yakuza user

Then you're in the wrong place.

Good night.

Good night!

I really really hate steam though.

Doubt it. He just doesnt want to share his real account with the autists and weirdos unlike me

Play peacewalker first. It's like the anime mgs. At one point you fight a loli in her underwear who's piloting a mecha to the tune of high energy anime.

so do I user

but that account doesn't even have a year on it

did you post yours user?

Don't we all
It's just the easiest decent platform to use. And you can buy shit on sales if you don't want to risk the pirate

night

that's the plan. the thing is, so long as I'm attracted to her physically, I'm willing to put in the work required, it's just that most girls are afraid of hardwork and like to leave whenever anything serious starts happening, thus the mindless banging.

jesus, where was I during peacewalker. is the console version different from the psp version?

Naw, I don't share it much. I'm very shy.

I had no reason to install steam before 4am, I made one just so I could have a platform to talk to people on that almost everyone uses.

if it's just sales you can do that with GOG or humble bundle and get it DRM free

the community features are the real draw

Excellent. I'll be sure to pick up an ISO for MGS3: Subsistence.

I did play that. Hell, I played that on the PSP far before the HD version came out. It's actually a really good game. I'm glad MGS5 expanded on the Mother Base mechanics.

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When did 4AM threads become so avatarfaggy-circlejerky again?
Must have been quite a few years now.

What was it like before then?

Conversations for me usually end up with someone saying something, me saying something back, and will often times abruptly end. Other times it will usually be the other person talking with me just nodding in agreement.

Thing is, my interests are fairly common, (video games, film, art, etc.) it's just that I think I'm to slow at thinking to hold a conversation.

to be fair, I get some shit on humble bundle for a buck that requires steam

you mean in the long long ago? in the before time?

As well as the games that aren't offered on GOG. That's not even mentioning how most Humble Bundle shit from recent memory has required steam activation

it's better that way
Steam friends threads are ultimate cancer, if spider were here he would probably agree

Your deceit is like glass ritsufag

It's much better than the PsP version. Upgraded graphics, functionality and iirc side ops and shit. It's like the upbeat, happy, complete version of TPP. The vehicle battles can be annoying as hell though as they get very grindy you can co op though

Yeah PW gets a lot of undue hate. It's actually a really good game.

It's all about cycles.

You should.

But I made it.

Come on m8.

Started last year. Check the archive. You can even find mods bitching about it.

Exactly. I'm not sure if I hate it or love it.

The hype will return.

brkbrkbrk.com/8bcdump/maru.mp3

September.

It's been like this for about a year. Ponyfags shat up the threads in 2012, so it's almost always been cancer.

Spider-bros alright, too horny though.

That's why it's better.

Clop, clop never changes.

It's probably the best PSP game outside of Persona 3, Trails in the Sky, and Fate/Extra. I always recommend it to people looking for PSP games. Though of course, I think one should play MGS3 first.

What about MGS3DS? You played that?

no boss, I beat peacewalker with flying colors, my question was about the upbeat anime battle. I don't remember that at all

You have to do an assload of postgame stuff. The Paz fight is more of a secret ending

Tell me about your art interest user

just pirate the non DRM free stuff that doesn't have multiplayer

also early humble bundle was mostly DRM free

you giving me sas?

always with the dicks

Well, there's nothing else really. You have to show yourself as dependable and loving, you're bound to find someone that sticks. Also, be mindful of your standards.

I don't buy expensive shit, the sales are only for cheap games not worth the pirate, games that have a must multiplayer component or games I play with my college friends.

I'll have to visit GOG more often later. I've had steam for 5 years, so GOG kind of flew over my head before.

You'll love to hate it

You could have just pirated the game for free though.

I'm bored now.

brkbrkbrk.com/8bcdump/maru.mp3
LISTEN

It's slow as shit and looks awful on a 400x240 screen.

You flatter me.

Nah.

Maybe you're a conversation closer. You take the conversation to its logical end without allowing room for the other person to help you unravel it. Or maybe you're just boring.

Early humble bundle used to be a penny too. Times have changed

more like boring

Nice trips and tits
Didnt even know it was on it. I've just been playing it emulated and rueing konami for making a pachinko machine instead of an hd remake.

"She's going to launch the nuke" "Beat her before the timer"

Peace day is a lie

If you saw the dick pic he posted, you'd understand

Pretty nice, where's it from? did you make it?

Make waffles. Waffles make everything better.

You're not even trying!

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Nope. You're wrong and a liar.

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You of all people shouldn't tell me shit like this

Nah, he's alright.

I don't own a waffle iron

I couldn't resist the waffle irony.

Oh, I guess that explains it then. my ps3 died and I was using my old roommate's ps3, which means I don't have access anymore.

that's the idea. and so long as she isn't satan, or she's hot enough to make up for being satan I'll be fine

yeah, but sometimes I'm real lazy

aight my bad

if memory serves they changed that when some steam games went for a penny
what was it hotline or bastion or somthing?

tell me what is interesting about you ritsufag?

Guys, my chicken died. What do?

Fuck it. Post pics on /zoo/.

roast chicken for dinner lads!

Look, I like exchanging the philosophical bantz with you sometimes, but on this issue, you're wrong. Stop being a spider apologist.

100% original, didn't make it, got it from the 8bitcollective dump.

It's a fun fight, if a bit intense. Also with it and some of the tapes from PW, really makes you wonder why BB and Paz are even still working together in Ground Zeroes.

commit sudoku

First you need to marinade it in lemon juice, soy sauce, and sesame seeds for 4 hours.

Press F to pay respects

Maybe it looks better on the New 3DS XL? Guess it's just better to get the Vita version nonetheless.

It was actually a launch title for the 3DS. I don't know much about it, other than it has some gameplay elements from MGS4/PW. Apparently they reworked some of the graphics and models too, but that's about it. Same as subsistence, minus online.

I'm mostly into surreal, impossible art like M.C. Escher's woodblocks, but also works from the romanticism era. Also interested in how video games can be art from a design perspective. I also have the softest heart for /x/ campfire stories.

I think it may be the latter.

Give her a proper send off.

Winner Winner Chicken dinner.

no

I'm only used to chicken that I've just chopped their heads off. This one died of natural cause. I don't know if it's edible since it's been laying in the sun for so long.

I gotta find a place to bury her

I think I might have killed that game by resigning first. Oh well, we got fucking stomped. Thanks for the match.

Eat it.

Well it was a nice listen, thanks

user I said tell me about your art interest not tell me what kind of art you like

describe to me a particular pice of romanticism era are you like

Well, considering millennial women, you're going to have a hard time if you haven't already. But I've faith in that you'll eventually find one of the right ones. Even then, it all comes down to how you handle the situations, so rack up experience in that regard.

Well shit, feels like I'm back in an old Holla Forums thread in the cuck. Someone stop this ride

forgot my bronski

Everything!

Feed it to your other chickens then. Just chop it up and toss it in, those fucks will eat anything.

Do you got a little sister? Put it in her bed, right between the pillow and the bedsheets so it's properly hidden.

But he's alright. Most of the hate is because he's a thirsty bastard.

Odd. With how often they remake mgs titles, it gives me some small measure of hope that there will be an hd remake on the fox engine of a few of them. You play it on the 3ds, it any good?

Don't play with Rise, he's a cheater.

cook it and find out

I am having a hard time believe you me. If I could just bang one girl for the rest of my life from the beginning I would have.

Wtf man? that's perverse.

cannibalism is wrong ritsu-fag.

what a boring answer

that tells me nothing of interest about you

you may as well be saying "I'm not like those other girls"

Don't blame me, blame the stupid chickens that will eat it.

Yeah well I'm not like those other girls.

Most chickens you eat ate other chickens

exactly

you're even more boring

I've changed my mind. feed it to the other chickens. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

My dream is to see the MSX MG1/2 remade on a newer engine, with actually good level design + AI. That would close the MGS series for me. As we say here, we'd close it with a "Chave de Ouro", golden key.

I haven't actually played it, just seen a few videos. Apparently, it makes heavy use of the 3d function of the 3DS, and you can use the gyroscope to aim while in 1st person. Seems like the voice actors rerecorded some of the lines too, though mostly the tutorial ones. Overall, more of the same game. Feels more like a tech demo for the 3DS than anything.

it's actually a standard practice

they do that with cows too

He's in love with and dating an anime character.

I'd like to think were past chicken cannibalism. It's 2016.

That's not how highlander works. Believe me, I know. I saw them all once. it was horrible.

I expected as such. Thing is, you have to make sure she thinks the same way, or could be made to think the same way. Easy women have the highest chance of not wanting a serious relationship, or wanting to take your money and cuck you. You'll have to fight teeth and nail for some, see if what comes out of the nut is what you were looking for. Ore hides beneath the rock as they say

The truth is I'm just really humble. Pride is a sin you know!

Oh they know, they just don't care. I've seen chickens rip into dying ones before. Chickens are stupid and crazy.

sounds boring

at least in mannequin it loved him back

that's not humility

I'm asking you what others may find interesting about yourself and you're being evasive

You only say this cuz you have nothing to be proud of!

burn

I'm not sure im emotionally prepared to hurt Big Boss.

Ah that's disappointing. The 3d thing is kinda cool but seems gimmicky to me Hopefully it just gets a fox engine remake instead and have mgsv gameplay

No wonder animals hate us.

Your farm had weird chickens man. Either that or I blocked some shit out of my childhood

Who say's ritsu doesnt love him back?

Less individuality, more chiming in about a grander, less-covered topic or experience. Less small conversations and connections, mostly focused on one big ball of an idea that was nudged around. There was a disconnect between ideas and the people who brought them up.
Maybe not quite as idyllic as I managed to make it sound, but definitely closer to that than what it is now.

If you were around for [threads] back in slightly older times, or were around ever further back on mootchan before it started the great decline, they had that sort of vibe, except not quite as acute and visceral.

And like all good off-topic threads, it was more connected to video games than video game threads.

Yes, in those times.

Barely under a year? Seems like it'd take more than that. Unless there are some steps in between where it was only mildly circlejerky.

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I guess now that I think about it, I'm not to articulate when put on the spot, more broad. What I like about this piece in particular, though, is its excellent, yet simplistic anatomy, as well as its nice blend of warm and cool colors.
It's sucks that I usually get to autistic levels of detail when thinking to myself, yet fail to even say more than a sentence when talking to someone whom I'm not even facing. Maybe I should go back to lurking,

Im quite humble

animals don't hate white people
speak for yourself

I do

I know thats you

Fine I mean I'm pretty nice, I do help people the best I can. And I think I'm pretty funny. That reddit bit before was good right?

I don't know about interesting. I don't think most people are truly interesting unless they are a 1 in a million person who jumps out of planes and eats off super models and that kind of shit. I just aim to make people smile and laugh.

Im whiter than you brown man

Who?
We ended up going up against two randoms and lost badly.

that sounds nice. Tbh I prefer current 4am. Talking about people and our lives is more interesting to me than ideas, although I would like to do that as well.

I hear you, but at the same time, like a blood thirsty dog, my dick hungers, so it will be some time before I pass up a slut who's ready and willing. However, I will keep up the hunt to the bitter end.

yeah, but can you imagine? chicken highlander? ha, maybe that's how turkeys are formed, from high level highlander chickens

I need to make sure this keeps going for as long as I can

Hey, back in the day, we didn't know about Big Boss' story!

There's two things I'd like to see: MG1/2 on the Fox Engine, and MGR2. MGR2 might still be a thing, but the former, I'm not so sure. Maybe after Kojima's new bizarre games. Hell, I'd prefer having a Snatcher sequel/remake than that, to be honest

You got put in the camel clutch?

lol

He's a salty fuck. I made an alliance and got ahead even tho someone was trying to make an alliance with him. Not my fault no one but me built a navy. That's why I won so easy.

what the fuck am I looking at?

good job

Tell her to tell him to get some of that movie candy.

Those little choco chips with the frosting.

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oh no
I'm sorry you're a doormat

user you're not funny for pretending to be retarded

That's not interesting user
that is exceptional
You're a nice guy ritsufag but you don't sound noteworthy in the slightest

what I should ask is, what do you do?

girl arms

You should play with us for the next game. 3 person ffa.

Your dick is your friend and enemy fam. You'll eventually have to learn to control it. Good luck in the hunt, make good use of your time

Thing is, I don't want him to have anything close with her, as that would stop the supply. This distance between them serves me well, so no harm is done.

Beggars can't be choosers, suggesting any extra interaction can be counterproductive to my plans

I'd be down, but be warned. I'm shit at rts games. Lots of fun though.

Don't worry about it. You'd know by the end of the match if it was him.

So essentially chickenfights? Pretty sure thats popular in mexico.

Well, we knew some. Now we know some more. Makes the moment with solid snake that much harder. I actually got some concept art of him for mgsv lying around here somewhere
Konami was hiring for a new mgs game so odds are rising is guaranteed and maybe something else. I also wouldnt put it past them to remake a few of them as the established story is there and all they need is modellers and practice in fox engine
>snatcher remake
I just want a remake to Silent hill or something along the lines of PT. It couldve been so great

Broken earplug

It's not about the size, but about how you use it.

user you didn't post the piece or name it so I could look it up

That seems like a generation gap that is affecting the entire internet. The oldfags and the newfags grew up with completely different internet experiences. For the oldfags who grew up with IRC and BBS they were always anons in spirit. But for youngfags who grew up with MySpace it was always about them and their egos.

You fuckin liar

apparently you use yours to throw like a girl

Digging

this is what stresses me out the most, and it's why I wish I was just in a steady long term relationship now

right, but unlike cockfights, the winner gets all the power and strength from the opponent

but why the hell is it on here? what purpose does it serve? I need context boss

I didn't even do a hun rush. Calm down tina.

coward

Sorry, pic related.

Are you in some shitty euro country? Why is it daytime where you are

I get it. You're going to let it ferment underground and make chicken wine. Good call

**I am absolutely plastered right now. Fuck.*

Well, they have that one pachinko game. Not sure if it's been released, but it's a huge punch to the gut for most MG fans. Still, whatever game they have planned next, I have faith. Could be an Inafune/Capcom type of situation. Separate companies, but with good relations. Who knows what could come of that.

Same here man. I can barely get my head around building more than one of each unit producing building.

what the fuck

Are those fucking kroks?

;_;7

Say a prayer user, and put a stick with a piece of paper. Write "F" on it.

That's complicated. Rushing things is the biggest mistake you can make in a situation like that. Just keep cool and give it the time it needs. In this business you'll have no choice but to risk it

I'm a little drunk too. It's good I ran out of soda to mix the whiskey with because I'm right on the edge of feeling sick

tfw funky

any doodles?

draw chirico eating a big sandwich

Draw Junko

I'm just drinking my whiskey with a lil bit of ice. Other than that, it's raw. Doesn't feel right otherwise.

Good god, is he wearing crocs?

I'll have you know I can throw heavy things very far.

I bet theres a game like that out somewhere. Where your chicken levels up after every battle. And after 30 battles, instead of winning your fredom, he eats you.

CHEATER
Go eat breakfast

Your spoilers can confirm

After all the hate konami is getting I doubt they're willing to fuck up again. Theyre getting hate from several different continents, there was even a thread here where someone said they had their rep over at reddit to try and calm people down
Hopefully they learned, but this is konami were talking about

Venom Snake kirby

Draw peach in a binkini

Draw Shizune losing a strategy game

Hope you are having a good day doodle user

Don't have time to get a piece of paper. Ye reckon this is deep enough?

Why couldn't you have been at the draw thread earlier? It would've been nice to get another drawfag to get the ball rolling.

F

I assume steam right? If so, what's your steam? Message me if you wanna play.

F
;_;7

If you have dogs around, no. Make it at least 1 meter (3 feet). Otherwise yeah.

hahahaha, great job.

well which is it? I'm trying to establish relationships all over. my only real issue is that I don't meet that many girls in my day to day and the ones I usually do meet are total sluts, or weight more than a house. seems to be the trend unless they are already with some other dude.

boss, come on, you can do better

you're still a coward

ok

so for this piece, when you look at it you think like the anatomy and the color pallet

user imagine I just asked you about the the pieceand that's what you told me

I want you to describe to me how you think the anatomy is excellent, maybe draw on it to represent where you point as you would point in real life

point out to me the way the pallet is interesting because I cant see it I don't know shit about art

and then tell me how parts of the picture make you feel and think starting with the people, then the scenery then the goat and finally the whole image

I don't think Konami would care all that much. They're a traditional Japanaese company, and most of their income comes from Spas and Gyms or some bullshit like that. I know vidya aren't even their biggest source of income, so no surprise they don't even care.

yeah should be enough
rip little nigga

It is. Rip some cloth or something. This little guy deserved an F

Not even close unless you want a raccoon or dog to dig it up within a week.

I'll go get some icecream tbh.

Not sure if I should remove or watch.

what like 5 ounces?

I'm gonna hit it. Goodnight thread

I'm too much of a bitch for that. I can only do liqueurs straight. Stuff that sits around 70 proof

You should probably get a bucket. The chicken wine will escape if you don't

night.

Your test can be figuring it out from that post-match screenshot. Should be pretty easy.

How am I supposed to know how to spell some shoe thing!

Burn the screen.

F

May you cluck in heaven or hell little guy.

Chocobos arent real.

I mean risking the loss of time due to investing in the relationship. Sometimes you have no choice but to trust the heart. Where you don't risk it is in obvious sluts. Try to change locations, or try different hours. You are hunting, you have to track the prey.

I'm not a bitch.

Eh, I learned it from an old friend of mine. He's a huge lefty + communist, but we've known each other since we were babies, so I don't care.

hey, what is the name of this animal? does it begin with a K, or a C?

...

Alright, since it's 5am and Sunday, I'm going to go ahead and share a short message with you guys. I'm sure you all have your reasons for not going to church or not believing in God but regardless, feel free to read what I'm going to post.

First of all, I hope you've all had a wonderful weekend, and if not I hope you all have a great upcoming week. I want to share something that I personally learned just last Friday.
To clarify, there's only two things you have to keep in mind while I go through this:

On to the actual lesson. I want to talk about the Ark of the Covenant (2nd pic related). A brief summary before this point
It is important to note that the reason God brought his people out of Egypt (apart from hearing them cry out) was so they could worship him in the desert. However, at this point in time the Israelites did not know how to worship God. God proceeded to provide them instructions to build the ark of the covenant.
Exodus 25:10-22
Inside the Ark were holy relics: The Ten Commandments (written in stone tablets), Aaron's staff, and a golden Jar of Manna.
This is important. Keep in mind for the end.
This holy Ark would serve as a direct link between the Israelites and God. Furthermore, a tabernacle was built (Exodus 36:8-39:43) to house it in.
With this tabernacle, and the ark of the covenant, the Israelites were then given a way of directly worshipping God and absolving their sins. Every year, they would perform a ritual, where the most holy, pure high priest would enter the tabernacle, walk through the veil into the Most Holy Place (where the ark was) , and offer a sacrifice (Usually the blood of an animal) on top of the ark. It is said that the spirit of God would then descend upon the ark (3rd pic related, also pictured: the tabernacle), and either accept the offering (thereby absolving the Israelites of their sin for another year), or kill the high priest (usually because the offering is not fit, or the priest is not clean/unholy).
Presumably, either under the Temple in Jerusalem (the remains of, that is), or somewhere lost in the world. The truth, however, is that I have found it. And it's in the Bible.
John 20:11
3 days after the death of Jesus. Mary Magdalene (a follower of Jesus) found the empty tomb. Presumably, someone had broken in and stolen the body.
Remember the golden cherubim?
What Mary found was the Ark of the Covenant. The tomb where Jesus was risen from, was in fact the ultimate sacrifice - one that wouldn't need to repeat itself every year. With this sacrifice, not only were the people of Israel absolved of all their sins, but all of humanity. The ark of the covenant, the tabernacle, the ritual - it wasn't needed anymore. Jesus now serves as the direct link to God.
John 14:6
I'd like to close by telling everyone in this thread that there is hope. God is willing to accept you as his son. Jesus gave the ultimate sacrifice, so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have eternal life (John 3:16). I can't promise choosing to follow him will suddenly fix you, or make you regain control. I can't even promise you that things will get easier. But I can promise you peace. After all, our reward is in heaven, not in this world.
If you feel the need to know more, try your nearest church. I'm going to be praying for all the lost anons in this thread. Even if you all cringe at this entire post, know that there's people out there that care.
Back to our regularly scheduled autism?

remove it and take it outside like a manly man, it will become inconvenient later if you don't and his time will be wasted as well

Leave your kroks there as tribute
F

Thats silly, tons of brands and products misspell common words and shit so their brand shows up more easily in online searches.

Yeah it's mostly all from fitness, pachinko and spas
But from what I heard pachinko isnt panning out and becoming legal like they were pushing for, so vidya is starting to look might good again
And their CEO apparently came out and said he didnt expect so much backlash for his treatment of vidya
>not their biggest income
I think theyre the last or at least fourth place
Definitely not the biggest, but like 100 million annually iirc, so nothing to sneeze at
Course, Konami is like capcom, they got a special talent of being retarded, so who knows right?
They might recast snake as some anime girl or some shit

3 ounces more than you tough guy!

Nitey nite

tl;dr

Not exactly how I've been seeing it, but I get your point.

Anonymity manages to free people from having to take care of their reputation and only leave the values of labels up to any influence. Somehow, despite getting more and more personal in terms of identity and the options in which one might communicate, the quality of the communication is getting more and more impersonal. If you are interested in two communities despite them having a core value or two in opposition, you can modulate yourself and truly be immersed in both. If you're forced to be the same person, you'd have to be noncommittal to be involved at all, and still face less favorable treatment, or just pick a side.

You wouldn't say everything on you mind if it meant permanently affixing it to your identity. As humans, we have a desire to be consistent, and that is not always in our best interest, and even something like noncommittal namefaggotry can inhibit the wonders that anonymity brings.

Fuck I forgot the TL;DR
TL;DR NO NEED FOR SILLY ISRAELITE TRADITIONS, BELIEVE IN JESUS AND YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN

But what about protein?

I've actually carried 100lbs around walking

bastard ass printer

have a good night user

magical power stealing chickens aren't either boss. Come on boss, get it together! go take a shower and get refreshed

Well right now I'm working out and losing weight, and also gaining a motorcycle and a high paying job, hopefully that will allow me to attract a better clientele

right, so do you live in mortal kombat world, or the regular world? where croc is spelled with a C in everything it is put into.

No complaints here

Just Tundra?

clearly I was confused

good night user

You forgot the part where the jews rejected christ and were subsequently abandoned by god.

The truth is the commandants were actually computers full of knowledge, think ancient ipads basically, the staff was a rifle and the jar of manna was a nuclear reactor.

All was a stash meant for a group of time travelers who accidentally left it behind.

That'll probably do it. It's like picking the best gear before going out to hunt. Of course, no one knows what could happen in this business, but it never hurts to be prepared

This is my desert. I already ate breakfast/dinner. I've been up for more than 24 hours now.

About what now?

...

thought you were taking off for the night

F

Nice. I've read about the symbolism before, but I never made the connection between the two angels on the arc and the two in the grave.

to anyone wondering why I was wearing crocs, I'm a Dutchman.

Ah. No worried, mistakes happen

It's really not my thing, though I do lean in the christian direction.
Like I don't go to church or read the bible or pray but I've just always seriously considered the possibility that the judeo-christian god was real. I could accept Him existing alongside the natural phenomena we've already observed and the models we've constructed as the being that put the building blocks into play and let things run their course.
Regardless I can't really express how much I appreciate the sentiment that you'd pray for me

Nah, I might go another 24. Gonna pull a castle tbh.

Hey guys. I see the thread is a little busy.

I was watching it but now it's disappeared into the darkness of the room. I only hope it won't grow into a brown recluse or something.

right on

Never thought I'd find such a beautiful story in a middle eastern slave cult.

Dead chicken and bible verses. Its like I'm in a nigger church. Whats up plank?

I always hear people panicking about those but I never see them myself

I'm heading off now guys. This alcohol's killing me and it's jesus christ it's taking me forever to type this out.

I know that they've been trying to legalize pachinko slots in Japan, but I'm not sure if they've succeeded. Far as I've known, it's been too quiet over there and Konami's trying to play it safe.

Although Capcom said in the past they're willing to work with Comcept, so who knows if Konami has the same view with KojiPro

I hope that's what does it. my other idea was to join up with some church, try to get me a redheaded virgin who fears god so much she doesn't want a divorce in the first 3 years. if I snag another virgin, that will make for a clean 3 deflowerings

Night yang! Don't sleep on your back!

Off to sleep guys. Reminder that Jesus loves you!

I thought that was implied.

You would have fun reading revelations.

You know what they say, the Bible has no coincidences.

Reach out for Him user. Take it from a stranger on the internet: He's real and He loves YOU!

goodnight shamalan

rawthreads are full of the same 3 retards askinf for their weird fetishes and don't want to pay for comissions

also you get really stupid requests that end up being overly descriptive and it's no fun drawing that

also fuck you

also because I was at a gundam thing

apparently more venomous than black widows, and can survive most climates. Calling an exterminator won't be nearly as effective either, as they can detect chemicals and stay out of harm's way.

night slut

Not smart. you're gonna get those massive dark circles under your eyes

You know what black church is like?

Nite yang

Christian girls are sluts user

Well, you got me there.

Night reg!

And yeah that stupid ancient alien crap is fun so I probably would like to sit there and make stupid theories the whole time.

I'll ask you more about it tomorrow. Goodnight and sweet dreams

Let's just hope it doesn't come to that, I say take risks but damn one wrong move and you can have fanatic parents on you ass.

but I never hear of anyone getting bit by them jsut paranoia

Draw me a futanari Woundwort.

Same as always. I think I have my school schedule figured out which is cool, should only be going to school 2 days out of the week. Hopefully I can get some kind of part time thing going by then.

And yeah bible stuff bores the crap out of me. Not really a religious person, although one of my friends is and he basically goes to church every day. I don't know how he could do that shit.

can't keep up with all the fuckers taking off

night man

I've never been inside a church in my life really

Well besides like 200 yo ones and to vote. But those are different.

Yeah. The more I get into film analysis the more it reminds me of how my parents taught me to interpret the bible. Using the work to interpret the work and so forth.

Night. I was gonna skip church tomorrow but talking about it with you is making me want to go now.

I meant peach from the mario games but this is better.

Brown recluses don't like bright lights. They'll hide away in your cubboards and won't attack you unless you scare them. They're a couple inches long iirc and they have violin patterns on their backs.

Your friend has likely come to understand what life is like without something lik religion in his life or in the world. It's not a good image fam.

It's usually quite dull. I went for baptism, and 1st communion as well as funerals, weddings, and all that other stuff I hate kneeling on pews

me neither unless you count a kingdom hall

you shouldn't

am I supposed to see loss?
you're drawing peoples weird fetish shit? Draw a girl, half stuck in a wall, peeing herself and crying

I live in mormonland boss.

but isn't that why she'll like me? because I have tattoos and drive a motorcycle and her parents hate it?

Maybe hes just hitting up those christian qts.

And damn 2 days a week? Either really packed days or just a light schedule huh?

Mormons are alright, jehovas witnesses too. Friendly and harmless.

thanks I guess user

Fuck, I said I was going to sleep but I'm some of these posts are engaging and I want to reply.

Brown recluses are dangerous mainly because of how potent their venom is and where they like to hide. They love snuggling up in your drawers, in piles of clothes, in shoes, all places you stick your extremities in without looking.
Black widows are dangerous but at least they hunt with their webs and their webs are very easy to recognize. Even if you don't see the spider, you know its around. Recluses are less predictable and by extension more dangerous

I think I'd go crazy if I had to sit through it honestly.

A what now?

I've tried going more indepth, but it feels like the more articulate I get, the more people might think of me as pretentious or self centered. Combine that with fact that I'm slow as shit, and usually conversations go nowhere.
Not to go much into detail, but the mixing of warmer colors like the yellows and reds near the bottom contrast greatly with the cooler blues and greens near the top. It sorta creates a calming scene, which is contrasted with what the painting is supposed to show, which is supposed to be a witch's wild sabbath. Another thing I like is how the goat in the middle is both subtle and blatant. Subtle in his color pallet which uses cool colors to ease him in the painting, yet blantant through his contrast through his vastly different shape. Overall, I love the whole, voyeuristic feel of the painting, as if you're viewing from a relative distance at something you're not supposed to view despite it being out in the open, different to that of a pervert.

Brown recluses can be an unpleasant sight. Saw one in the stairwell of my apartment building a few months ago.
Completely wasted and covered in piss, but nothing the cops couldn't handle.

Couldnt that just mean there's no one left to tell the tale?

The secret is daydreaming. You can get through anything with daydreaming.

Draw a standing tortoise from Votoms.

...

right, I'll just have to smoke cigars and drink in secret from now on, or give it up. doesn't really matter to me so long as I have a redhead at home willing to give it up.

Close one. I thought it was a cockroach. Moths get pretty big here.

yep.

Even jesus said the kikes were of their father, the devil and a den of vipers.

kek

I do that all day anyways so I guess so.

SHIZUNE

Light schedule really, I only have to take 2 classes to graduate community college. I was thinking of taking more to just abuse the gov money I get for going to school, but I think it's about time I get some work experience up and running since I've never had a job.

I think he's at a retreat right now as we speak. He's an alter server. He's really passionate about the church, he's actually getting a part-time job as a janitor there. He's not working many hours though and most of his money will probably just go to his family anyway.

That's what I figured. He would probably think life is just a waste of time otherwise and get depressed. I have asked of the possibility the God isn't real and he just can't fathom it, he won't even consider it I think.

Hollywood does the same thing nowadays with films. Pirates of the carribean had far too much of this type of synergy in the colors.

wow, rude.

Every man's gotta have a vice imo. Keeps him grounded. I suggest cigars over drinking. It'll help keep you thinner.

Well, uni starts on Monday, so I'll be unable to stay up this late anymore. I'll see if I can come visit some Fridays or Saturdays to shitpost. Until then, so long anons, may you live long enough to see you again.

She might not be that hard, the parents are something to keep in mind though. Also faith can be pretty strong, you shouldn't underestimate it. Just play by the rules, earn their trust, and you should be on a good path. But enough discussion. I wish you good luck on the hunt fam, hope you find the one you seek

There you go, you'd do great as a pious man. And you could devote yourself entirely to Ritsu

sent

Godspeed.

Ahh well at least your friend has something in his life.

And good for you, hope you can snag that job soon!

You applying anywhere or just going to do the volunteer stuff first?

See you next time you make it user!

Should have included my profile pic.

I can't decide if I hate them or bark scorpions more

hello

I'm already devoted to her though. Waifuism is my religion, Ritsu is my goddess.

You're wrong.

will keep in mind

Jehovas witness church

add "when I look at" and "I feel like" or "I think" in there and that is a pretty good way to describe it user
I didn't notice how much detail the goat had than the people user, very nice

seriously user, that's pretty good

now consider your other interests similarly and you're set for being more interesting

I guess

Almost out of bronskis, how many images do you fags keep for your faggotry?

yeah, but what all counts as a vice? I also have a lot invested in playing warhammer. mormons are also weird about watching r rated movies and caffeine. I'd probably be giving up more than I realize just to bang a redhead for like 50 years or so. I'm probably better off finding a catholic or something else to bang for 50 years or so

me too, thanks bud. Goodnight

Ohhhhh. Your family like that huh? Did they ever make you walk door to door?

Paganism with a weak god. What could Ritsu defeat in battle?

But Jehovas witnesses are friendly!

I lost count a long long time ago….

It didn't die, it just got wet.
It probably died when I threw it outside because it's winter and all.

Now lets not turn this into a steam friends thread. Wolf spider and belrose might show up soon too.

I'll probably stick with the volunteer stuff a couple weeks then start seeing if I can apply. At least now I have a real reference. It doesn't seem like there's many jobs out there right now cause of summer, any idea when places might start hiring for fall?

i meant more physical vice, like an addiction. I dont trust a man without a few broken pieces inside him.

Screenshots are up to 850 roughly. Although it'll be up to 1000 tomorrow easily.

Shopping places tend to gear up for holiday stuff in fall so.

Do you pray by rubbing her head kissing her forehead and telling her you love her more than anything?

If you live in territory where they're found, get in the habit of shaking out your clothes before putting them on. Recluse bites are horrifying

Sorry, just wanted to let you know who I was.

Alright, I've got a light headache most likely due to sleep deprivation. I'm going to bed.

I think this is your problem. It's not that you aren't interesting, you just don't believe you are.

Here's how you become interesting: relate to people. Ask them to talk about themselves. When you find a common point of interest, use that to talk about yourself in a way that relates to what they said. The best conversations are just people talking about themselves to each other in a way that connects them.

And it doesn't have to be literal. If they competed in the olympics, maybe you have a story about competing in soccer in middle school. The levels are different of course, but the feelings you both felt are the same, and they'll get that.

former witness

yeah we did that when I was young before my parents left, if you don't go door to door and build up good boy points you are penalized and you can get kicked out

they have to be OR ELSE

damn son

I don't think I do but I should look into their territories anyway

Of course! My figs foreheads are too small though tbh

I think I might buy a plush of her soon.

Did you just leave or your family?

Hello
Ritsu how have you been, are you still trash

relevant

It's cool. I don't usually add many people. Really should though. I'm always up to play a game with someone but don't really have any friends or many games.

That all depends on your raison d'etre.
Morning whoevers still here, I slept in.

I was a pre teen and barely cared so I jsut went with it

imagine growing up and not being allowed to take part when kids have birthday parties in class, cant eat the food

cant pledge alegience to the flag

feels outcast man

It's too late for that.

Huh, never considered that. That might be why mines been pounding the past half day.

Works for me. So long as theyre harmless. You dont hear about serial killer jehovas witnesses.

Alright, I'm done. I think I'm going to go crash on my bed, which is way better since I removed the bedframe yesterday. You guys try to have a good night, and I hope all your problems workout for the best

Remember the honeys, hold them close in your mind, remember the feelings they gave you, and everything will be okay.

I just don't have that much of an addictive personality I guess. If I do have an addiction, it's probably to banging girls, or watching TV, or most preferably, both at the same time. I just really like cigars and beer, but in truth, I'd rather be inbetween a girls legs than either of those

I never expected to have steam friends until 4am really. This is the first time I've ever really gotten multiplayer games.

I'd do the same honestly. That pic makes more sense to me than what reg posted honestly.

Always.

How are you user?

You still messed up at all from it? Get diddled or anything?

Night. Hope you find a qt christian waif

Night skella!

But pussy tastes like shit.

Oh, also nite

it's a cult user, instead of serial killers you get a real patriarchy and abusers of it

and older guys shit on younger guys and get away with it even when they are wrong

night man

HA, no, not really messed up it jsut made my childhood shitty

Ok, I've done some Census stuff can't talk too much about it

Soritsu. You dont just ask someone if they were diddled as a kid.

I don't eat it! I just slam my dick into it. Jeesus boss, what do you take me for? goodnight

goodnight Tennesseetsu

But I thought it'd taste like piss
It's not ass you know

So like our government and the western world then?

Nite bud. Go let your muscles rest.

...

census stuff? Like counting people? What the fuck?

It tastes like copper or zinc, with a slight sour taste to it, which I assume is from piss since it is a liquid and wouldnt fully go away even when it dries especially when she gets wet

^
This
He's pretty right
Trust me I've been didled

but this is the internet, its not like anyone actually knows anyone or anything.

story lets go

Mostly the southern US, branching into the southwest.
All this spider talk has got me spooked. Arachnids freak me the fuck out

Damn, I'm a little jelly. I usually only feel her when I fall asleep or particularly comfy or cook with her in mind. You're really active with Ritsu

Sorry to hear that. I hope you put it behind you and moved past it.

Explain milo then

Thanks, but even then, I have no idea how to integrate that kind of stuff into conversations seamlessly.
Thing is, despite being interested in pretty popular things, I usually get into the parts that people generally don't discuss, which ends up in pretty one sided conversations, or more often conversations that end before they start. I could get autistic about things like game design but those are stuff people like to be taught instead of talk about. What happens is that I then force myself to talk about more general topics that I hold little interest to, which end as well as youd expect.

I don't think most of the west has a real patriarchy but yeah old guys shitting on young guys only backed by religion

out of pics

I sort of have but I feel that's a good reason why I get afraid and am feminised

I feel her a lot when I'm going to sleep. But if I can get a really strong image in my head then I can do it anytime, its the best.

Top secret mission huh?

Do your parents go all out to make up for missed bdays now?

West definitely has a patriarchy, its just the higher ups in the government and lobbyists.
Doesnt seem very useful for the local chapter to get stronger and more influential.

You'd definitely know better than I do.

It's good to hear you're moving past it though. Shit like that's not easy to get past.

like this
Oh I like Art and hiking and going on walks and shit
I like stuff thats surreal like Escher, you know that room full of twisting and upside down stairs, and I like stuff fro mthe romantic era, I like how they contrast the colors a lot of the time and the way they painted anatomy and the focus of the art was often interesting
well there was this one picture of some people around a goat and the goat was sort of standing on it's hind legs with a reath on its head
the focus was clearly on the goat and they purposefully drew the people in less detail and different colors to make the goat stand out more, I liked the contrasting colors they used for the scenery too

etcetera etcetera

really am out of bronskis

I can sometimes do that, though I usually have to concentrate to feel her.
On that note, I'm going to follow yakuza's example and try to dream of my beautiful waifu

Night again peko!

Its out of respect. If the only reason you're kind or respectful to others is because you're not anonymous you need to reevaluate your principles.

May mcnuggies come to you in sleep as well then.

They used to freak me out too, now I can have one running on my hand, unwillingly, without freaking out

webs still make me spastic trying to get them off tho

we did initially, especially since mine was Christmas and we couldn't do that either

I'ts not a patriarchy if there are women in power user, and still it's more an oligarchy than a patriarchy even if you're talking about the bankers

night man

How many of those globalists in power are women though? The women in power, like merkel and others cowtow to others. Theyre more middlemen than anything in my eyes. It's still a patriarchy in my eyes, just the patriarch is the government, handing out welfare and social programs to everyone and eroding the people over time

I can't tell if he's enjoying what he does or feels compelled to do so. Seems to be falling into the same hellhole as your usual overfeeling minority normalizer, looking for attention and approval by diving further and further into the obscene, and this is the one way in which he's had the most personal experience.

It takes excessive trust and a long time to dig through the mountains of dissonance before you get down to why these folks are the way they are, and it's generally had something to do with acceptance, at least my in experience.

user I simply cannot prescribe to that idea of a patriarchy when it's clearly a jew powered movement

Well I'd like to get over my problems
I want to run for office when I'm in my late 20's-Early 30s
I feel if I do this right it could work and it'll get me in

Who knows I spose. Definitely would take smarter minds than mine to figure it out.

There are still male jews in jew dominated governments though. It's not like all patriarchal governments are good ones. In the end its just a term for a lot of men in charge right?

Isnt that a bit young? IIRC you cant even be president unless you're over 40. I could be wrong here, though I know trudeau got flak in canada for being so young

Anyhow, this is it for me. Im gonna go feed my vice and get an energy drink to help work out due to the exhaustion. As always guys, it was great talking to you! Have a nice sunday

Pretty sure that patriarchy is a male dominated leadership where in the women have no say or little say

and thinking about it if the older men are shitting on the younger ones it's not so much a patriarchy its a system of elders

if it's a patriarchal Gerontocracy I would totally buy that tho

have a good night man

Fuckit I'm out too

good night anons

I don't mean president but just the local seat in federal government
We had a 21 year old in the other major party spot

I'm gonna check out too I guess. Maybe get some food.

Night senpai, if you're still awake

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Based.

What ya gunna eat?

dunno. Maybe make some sausage balls. I wanna cook

Is that an actual thing or is it a freudian slip?

It's an actual thing. You mix sausage meat with cheese (+ other things?) and bake it into little balls. It's fucking delicious, I'm gonna get my mom to show me how to make it myself.

There are Sausage Rolls
Speaking of which do you Kiwis get meat pies too

Sausage can be made into balls, as other meat have been.

It's a national delicacy. Same with sausage rolls and pavlovas.

Also did I miss Konata this morning? I wasn't watching the thread too closely today.

I'm mad.

So your National Delicacy is the same as ours
I bet you have Lamingtons too and Holden V8 utes

One poster told me I was going to make her hate me. 3 or 4 replies calling him a commie faggot later and he calls me Holla Forums before banning me and anchoring the thread.

Fuck Holla Forums

they were prolly right tbh fam

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it certainly looks like an Holla Forums post

looks defeatest

short answer is you should laugh at her decision and write her off

same as when they racemix

just laugh int heir fucking faces

Oh and read the libshit stories thread on Holla Forums right now

one of them details how one of their buddies told him he was a girl and his response was something along the lines of "no you'r not you just have low self confidence because you don't get much attention from women" and made him cry
later in the same post he friend wasn't quite certain so he pretty much scolded him and forced him to go lift with him and it built his confidence up and now he is otter mode instead of confused "woman inside"

tell your sister she isn't a lesbian, that she is just confused and lacks confidence and then show your sister how to be cool

Still shows effort in quality posting.

Consider showing her the lovely world of Common Filth as to what a lack of confidence and succumbing to peer pressure can do to a person.