Gamer fuel

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I've been eating a healthy daily dose of instant ramen with an egg and/or some salami pieces so it's just like one of my Japanese animes.

holy shit i dont think ive laughed so hard at a file name before in my life

Enjoy your fluoride poisoning, sheep.

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This is why I stopped going to potlucks.

The only potluck that's meant to be hosted is by your friends, max of 4, who aren't afraid to opt out and say they can't cook for shit.

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I regret nothing

gives me diarrhoea

Hello, fellow stalker!

wew

You fucking fatfuck that shit looks gross as fuck. I mean Pizza Burger are you for real?

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>Bottle of ketchup

Get the fuck outta here, King Harlaus.

you say that like there is anything to look forward to

How the fuck do you not vomit while eating that shit?

There is if you aren't a NEET.

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It's a sign!

kek

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Fuck off, kike.

Hey Rabbi, watcha postan?

All homos need to be shot in the streets like the degenerates they are.

fuck off

Uh, wrong type of wieners for a gamer fuel thread.

I'd suck it.

Oy vey!

Fuck off, kikes.

oyyy

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If it stops them from ruining every thread with their hypersexuality I'm all for it.

BALLS

worth it

kek wills it egyptians were black

lmao

You mean frogs.

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You're digging a deeper hole, pal.

im girl tho

what you gonna do señor

Sorry, I don't speak ching chong.

Let's not go down this road, user.

Better than your shitty innacurate shit

fucking pleb

My madman of a brother actually made one. It was a burger but the "buns" were replaced by thick pizzas and it was as huge as a cake.
It took a whole week to eat that shit.

Salami pizzadogs are gr8.

GOD TIER
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Keep your hamburger meat off my pizzas.

been to my mother's hometown, they serve burgers the size of a large plate there. 10 people ate slices of it until nobody could anymore and there was a third left

Throw that shit on some frybread and you have an "indian taco".

wan sum dik bbz ?

dik? whats that?

Cute socks, that doughnut looks low quality though.

come over and ill show you

I wanna eat that

Wrong answer. The right one is "fucking degenerate". Go to Auschwitz.

Stay triggered.

I'm really hungry for pizzaburgers now

Juden, raus!

Why don't you philistines eat some real food?

Not an actual hamburger with fries on your pizza.

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/ck/ confirmed

I've been eating Japanese curry and rice basically every single day for lunch, and alternating dinner between miso soup and rice, frozen gyoza (because NEVER EVER got it into my head), and a cinder block of homemade pumpernickel bread that I've been suffering though. Occasionally I'll break out a can of sardines and eat them with something.

How could someone eat something this scary ?

I never knew people over the age of 100 posted on Holla Forums.

Nothing's worse than when you feel a potent urge for pizza at 2 in the morning, but lack the ability or drive to find a place and order some.

I wanna impregnate Kaname.

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You take that back, nigger. I've loved canned fish and pumpernickel since I was like 4. Still often eat sardines (either alone, with hotsauce, or on baguette), and pumpernickel is the BEST bread for nibbling on as a snack a few times a day.

I'd rather they closed earlier.

I'm a poorfag and sardines are a great cheap source of protein (only cheap if you get the bargain brands, none of this fancy King Oscar shit that's like $5 a can). Making your own bread is cheaper than buying in the store too, and 100% rye like pumpernickel is the healthiest way to go about it (plus there's no added sugar and unlike white bread it naturally keeps for months without additives). I made a loaf two weeks ago and only JUST finished it today. You eat thin slices but it's so dense that it still fills you up and it keeps getting better and better over time. I swear all this week it smelled like fucking chocolate every time I took it out. So far I've done pretty good to keep food under $25 per week.

I find sardines actually have less of a "fishy" smell and taste than tuna does. Just avoid the ones that come packed in oil. I like the ones that are packed in mustard or hot sauce because I don't have to drain the can when I open it. Do not under any circumstances apply heat to the sardines.

Disgusting

Final first pick is real food

Surprisingly these dont even taste that bad, definitely better than most frozen pizzas but begs the question.

Why the fuck would you buy shitty pizzas when you can make your own or just fucking buy some potatoes, mushrooms and meat with the same price and make some actual fucking food?

go byebye

sardines are cheap in general, also a great source of oil since the canned ones come in it and calcium if you're not gay and eat the spine

Re-write your sentence I don't understand what you're implying.

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this thread is giving me aids

I have once made the ultimate non food i could out of shit i had at home.

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Anyone have the screencap of that /ck/ thread where the guy mixed noodles, ice cream, sprinkles and anything else he could find in his kitchen?

got you famicom

You cunts over here don't even eat real food

What would that even taste like?

You'll just have to make it yourself and find out

There was a halfchan archive with a /ck/ thread about these kinds of screencaps, including MRA horror stories, disgusting roommate cooking etc. Then one fucking day they shut down that archive site and that thread cannot be found anywhere anymore. I am so fucking mad, that thread was a goldmine of disgusting hilarity.

MRE, fuck.

Diabetes.

It's a shame because today's cuckchan /ck/ is nothing but a cesspool of 'go 'za memes that permeates every single post in the way Bane did Holla Forums.

My little heart

cookie dough for life

Enjoy salmonella.

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more like

Hey you tried, it wasn't funny tho

what pokemon is that

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Mmm, dinner and anime and monster hunter.

was it too accurate to be funny?

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I'll have you know that I refuse to touch MHGen nor sully my eyes with another western release Monster Hunter ever again. I'm playing MH3G.

mah lizard

Go back to 4chan

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Why what did they do to it?

I can feel the diabetes just reading that. You could probably run a marathon in an hour and a half after eating that and then drop dead.

Memes.

Time to wet those appetites.

What the fuck is this?

I gotta know what I want to order, man.

what the fuck is that suppose to be

If you're curious, it's Brazilian. What you see inside is:

And no, I've never ordered one. I'm not from hueland, I merely created the mp4 from a video I saw.

I'd try it if it didn't have ketchup and mustard

If you cant appreciate onions I doubt youre able to appeciate much food at all

Still less calories than a kapsalon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapsalon

Looks somewhat tasty.

Why are you using such huge toothpicks?

There isn't really anything besides deep fried flatbread or lángos

Clearly a fucking skinwalker, must be between bodies.

Big guys need big toothpicks.

no problem here

By the way…

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The taste wasn't the worst, the chrunchiness of the cornflakes was

That looks like the most depressed pizza I've ever seen

Why would they want to do that when they're making hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on pillocks like you

God tier

I have some of those stories

I've been putting ketchup on everything including pizza my whole life. Back in high school my friend Warren and I got ketchup taken away from the entire school because we would sit there and pump our entire trays full of ketchup and it was pissing off the lunch ladies. We ended up just bringing in bottles of that green and purple ketchup Heinz use to make and it ended up staining the trays really badly. At one point the school tried to make us wash the trays ourselves, we told them to get fucked and a teacher called us assholes.

I eat McDonalds ketchup straight from the packet.

Thank you for your time.

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do you have the one where user eats pickles and describes the whole experience, shitting included?
I don't know if my shitting stories are worth anything but i have a quick one at my friend's house and another one in the army that i have to try to remember properly since it's all a fuzz

You may or may not believe this. But when I was a kid? I used to eat dry white bread with ketchup. It had to be white bread and ketchup. I even ate carrots with Ketchup put in little containers I'd take to school.

Things are so bad that I still eat Lays Heinz Tomato Ketchup chips with Heinz Tomato Ketchup.

It was me, who made the first Ketchup chips + Ketchup thread on 8ch Holla Forums and got over 200 disgusted responses from Anons, and that's only counting the image replies.

I am the creator of the Ketchup meme that lingers in these threads and you sir, have made me proud.

I wonder what Tiger tastes like. Since they eat a lot of meat: I would have to assume that their meat would be a sort of steak-fed-steak.

I was thinking maybe I could buy a bunch from zoos and private owners, start a farm, raise them as livestock and sell their meat and skins for hefty profits. But the problem is, I'd get harassed by animal rights retards so I'd have to hire a security team and that's going to raise prices and deter a lot of customers. It's almost not worth it.

fuck this kike

the sinner's sandwich
turkey
jelly
cereal
I've done this

I was always a bologna and ketchup sandwich kind of guy when I was a kid, and would honestly sometimes just eat ketchup and bread as well. To this day I will choose my meals based on what will taste best with ketchup since what I'm really wanting to eat is ketchup but I need something with a little more substanince.

I don't like Top Ramen so i usually buy these. I like the extra spice flavor.

Great story user. I'm off downstairs to grab my Heinz Tomato Ketchup from the cupboard and make a nice refreshing glass of ketchup.

Probably really gamey, akin to a mix of kangaroo and buffalo.

If it was that easy they wouldn't be endangered

I once saw buyable crocodile and kangaroo meat in a catalogue from a meat distributor.

cats taste like chicken, tigers are still pusspuss so maybe that.
sure, if you want constant infighting and the hivemind figuring out they're strong enough to break steel fencing like twigs

Poutine is real food, right?

polish nigger

lazy montecristo?

I mostly just drink water.

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Indeed I do

o i am laffin

For me, it always has to be Heinz Tomato Ketchup, to this day you can give me any brand versus Heinz, and I'll taste the difference. I can even determine how long it's been opened and whether it came from a glass or plastic bottle. Glass always tastes better.

Believe whatever you want to believe.

Lays is trash in my opinion for chips, too thin, and too greasy.

These are the undisputed GOAT ketchup chip.

Hard to find them though. Fucking Pepsi Co.

plastic melts on acidic food, don't eat or drink anything in a plastic container because it will kill you. Look at any opaque plastic cup and you'll see it probably has cracks if it's shit plastic but it guaranteed got a little frosted

I usually just go by the Chinese place my ex's parents own and get some curry chicken

Don't forget to use ketchup filters user.

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It's an obvious joke post.

Why do MREs cause this, massive volumes of salt?

i've been on a diet for awhile now, but chips and a soda are still my favorite for gaming. vanilla coke or mountain dew, funyuns or kettle corn are good too

i won't pretend soda isn't tasty as all hell to me even if i don't let myself drink it anymore

industrialized almost completely artificial garbage. There's more to food than nutritional values

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Can the Kurgan have some Hurgin?

Heinz is my favorite too. But McDonald's ketchup in the packets is extremely good as well. There's also this store brand ketchup they sell down in the south called Laura Lynn or something like that and it's really good.

Last real girlfriend I had, not even joking, use to keep a stash of the Heinz dip and squeeze packets in her nightstand next to the bed for me because I would always show up with some french fries and want some good ketchup for them and she never had a bottle of it in her fridge.

Rumor from when I was in the Marines was that the food in the MREs had stuff in it that would stop you up so you didn't have to shit as much when eating them because if you were eating MREs you were usually out in the field and you just don't really want to have to shit when you're in places that don't have toilets, or you don't really have time to do something like shit. They always told us that the gum would act like a laxative if you really needed to shit for some reason. I don't know how true any of that was, but I always avoided eating the gum when I was out in the field.

Did you just fucking say you ate one of those eldritch abominations?

It's the only Ketchup chips I can get in my country, user.

I'll eat that shit when I visit the states.

you don't like funyuns, nigga?

Surely it's a liability if you have your men taking one of these cataclysmic shits in the field though?

Coffee acts as a laxative and I believe cigarettes also contain something that acts as a laxative as well.
One of my mates in uni used to say that in the morning he always had a brew and a poo and a fag to ease passage.

Real ass fuel right here

sometimes i swear the smoking thing is a placebo, but i've felt it, i don't smoke a lot and i never smoke at work, so theres times i come home from work, and have a smoke before going inside and relaxing and two drags in you can feel the floodgates prepare to open, its bullshit

Gross.

I bet that isn't even cheese you quintuple nigger

Kangaroo meat is really common here in 'Straya and our butchers do occasionally stock crocodile. From what I hear it's even easier to get up north in boongland.

In eastern yurope it's really rare. All we eat are bird, cattle and pig meat. Outside of game meat like deer of course.

ever heard of the term "cheese it"?
thats what you're suppose to do when you're kid, you have a vomit-to-anything-thats-bitter mechanism when you're an underageb&.
its way more tolerable when you cheese vegetables

If you want it that bad you could probably get some imported. Never had croc, but roo is amazing. Tastes much better than deer.

I think he means mixing american """""""""""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""""""" and anything meant for human consumption.

You're fucking joking, right? How much do you weigh, and how the fuck do you stomach a straight-up stick of butter on a bun?

Melting American cheese over vegetables? Disgusting.
Sprinkling Parmesan cheese over vegetables? 100% acceptable.

has anybody here ever fucked food before
I mean like, stick your dick in it
fucking a burger feels surprisingly nice, it's really gooey

Nah, i know that alteast one distributors sell it here, it's just very rare.
i'll probably try it when i have some extra money to spend. I love to try shit out atleast one.
That's really the only way to keep my life interesting beside video games at this point, but i'm not really complaining, since the world's cuisine is very varied, much like vidya.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

no but one time I pissed in a bottle while I was watching alien 2. It filled it perfectly. I poured it out the window afterwards.

Fucked a pie once. Couldn't get any suction going, though. Felt alright but obviously didn't get me off. Waste of a pie.

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This is why God hates us.

She doesn't live with me. I thought about giving it to a hobo. Just tossed it. Cheap pie anyway.

why even live.

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is that poop

It definitely seems as though there's more of an effect when it's the first cig of the day as well. When I used to smoke, when I had my first of the day I always got a mad need to take a shit after a few drags.

just try it
order a Big Mac at McDonalds, then take that bitch home and show her who's boss
do not fear the mess, it is part of the process

Source, fam?

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DEEBLY GONCERNED

>fucking semi edible food

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its a trap

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that's not what was asked

Do you actually cum? I'd try it if I thought I'd finish.

What a waste of a burger.

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a cheap whore is still a whore

yes
what would be the point if you didn't give those pickles a yogurt filling

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Yeah, and?

I once stuck a carrot up my arse. There was blood, so I stopped.
Buggery is not at all like you faggots crack it up to be. Not painful or anything. Just… Nothing.

I kinda want to see porn of this now. I wonder if a burger I cooked myself would work. Add some cheese and maybe ketchup.

you what?

Fuck off parasite.

yes
the more ketchup and mayo the better

Is that you, schizo?

WHY
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A monte cristo. It's a kind of sandwich.
Basically it's ham, turkey, and cheese between two pieces of french toast with jam smeared over the top one. They're good

replenish your protein

they are pretty good. a little too sweet though.

Where do you usually fuck it? Between the patties?

I usually just pierce it straight through the top bun like a bunker buster full of jizz

Oh okay I figured from the side

usually between the 1st and 2nd bun, just under the patty

i kind of want to see pics of the burger after your done with it out of some morbid curiosity like why people rubber neck to see a car wreck

Is fucking burgers a common sex act?
Is this just a thing I've been in the dark about for all my life?

try it once and it will be

Only if you live in Freedomland.

Do you have to use jam? Can you use Maple syrup instead?

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Take:
One Thermos
One pound of ground beef
Fill thermos with ground meat, leave a whole in the middle.
It's called a Fernfahrerfotze (Truck drivers cunt) in german.

nah. we're living in a police state so you can't just put what you want on your food.

I don't see why you couldn't, though it might be too sweet and impossible to eat with your hands

Carb out!

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African food is best gamer fuel

fugggggggggggg

You're gonna scold your willy if you do that

That reminds me of one time

Designated PEWDIEPIE shitting streets

Salami is the German pepperoni.

POO IN LOO-DI PIE

Yeah I remember that dude your willy was so sore ahaha!

I think jam and powdered sugar compliment it best, but I don't see why maple syrup coupldn't work.

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Did you use your mouth to soothe his willy ?

This reminds me of those cheetos macaroni monstrosities burger king offers now

Nah im not ur dad

Holy shit. Thanks for bringing these to my attention.

then how were you able to recount anons story about his penis ?

its ok if your gay user, you can tell me.

fuck off loser

Holy shit. Fuck you for bringing these to my attention.

interesting use of hte word "fuck" there.

you got a lot of pent up feelings huh ?

let them out rainbow boy.

no thanks im not u

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Gamers can survive on water and two slices of bread a day, they literally don't do shit all day. More than that and they'll become greasy, zitty faced landwhales.

fucking dropped

nigger, I'm a hungry skeleton and even I eat more than that.

Wait, I fucked up my units. That's a 1499868 calorie deficiency per day.

It is said that the Hardcore Gamer can survive for months at a time on nothing but the crumbs of a single dorito chip and the energy of the MLG

Y'all niggas ain't shit

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Actually, disregard that.
Now that I look into it, it seems Weetabix is just the international version of Weet-bix.

People like you need to be in fucking prison.

mostly just because that is where the right amount of warm and slipperiness is located.

i assumed it was something eaten solely by grandmothers in the irish countryside

How can that even be considered food anymore? That's shit. Maybe it's engineered to hit all the right spots on your taste buds and release a dopamine response. Isn't that just a drug at that point? Fuck you, food corporations.

Sardines are fucking fantastic. Nutrient dense as fuck and have the /fit/ seal of approval.

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If I had access to a good fishmonger and the money to buy so much fresh fish, I would eat nigiri all the goddamn time. Why is raw fish so delicious?

casuls, the lot of ya

That dew better be hot.

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there's no way in hell god is real, but the important part is that i don't care about it

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Enjoy your mercury levels rising.

Oceans are done for. The days of seafood are over. Anything more than an occasional meal and you're asking for trouble.

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They forgot the kebab. How is this allowed? Absolutely haram.

Never forget to report all posts having dumblretard filenames

Also I have never seen that brand of ramen before.

I still wonder to this day if they were serious and if any of the readers did this.

You kangaroo cunts smear vegemite on this don't you?

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sup non spooked brother

Cheese Sause over Brocoli/Cauliflower os good

I hear that Coles stocks Roo but I can't seem to find it, being rural shouldn't be a prolem because they are millions of roos here no hyperbole

You're thinking of tuna again. Tuna is an apex predator, and accumulates far far more mercury than the bottom-of-the-chain fish that sardines are made from. They're better for you in basically every single way.

i dont think fucking meat is necrophilia. Even human meat probably doesn't count unless it's still recognizable in some way. Probably some other sick thing though.

It's pronounced 'go 'za.

Where, gookland?

Ausfag gamer fuel right here, is it fucked up if you eat it for dinner.

KEK.

Embed also related.

i can literally digest rotten mayo or soft cheese, some people are blessed stomach wise

i once grabbed 2 big steaks, put one on the top of the other, pretended it was an ass and pounded it. When i came i felt like i just commited a mix of necrophilia, guro and bestiality

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Yea, cool, I get it. You know my emails. Am I supposed to be surprised or something? I figured as much considering who guys are.

The fuck are you on about?

Nothing. Just another case of your typical run of the mill schizophrenia.