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My friends made fun of me because I said reaper was so over the top he was actually cool
I don't even play the game

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have people sexualized the little korean umaru yet? (Not normal D.va)

I hope so

Shutting up Reaper is one of the funniest thing you can do in the game. Especially with McCree´s fleshbeng.

Honestly, i really like his design too, it´s just the voice callouts which are little bit too over the top for my taste. I would have prefered if they had made him into the same sort of a silent psychokiller like in the film No country for old man.

are defense characters a bad pick?

or putting him to sleep

they're all fine except for mei. only faggots pick mei

Junkrat is always a good pick. Always. Already have a Pharah? Pick Junkrat. Team has no support? Pick Junkrat. Already have 5 Junkrats? Pick Junkrat. Indirect attacking in a game where most characters have to at least glance in the direction of the enemy is never not overpowered.

The only bad pick is bastion imo. You have to constantly babysit and protect him with reinhard and mercy, so they can´t do anything else. Which makes the rest of your team extreme easy targets. And a reinhard+bastion+mercy position is easily flankable. I have never won game with bastion on my team ever in a competitive match. He´s just so easy to counter, if your flankers now remotely what they are doing.

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It is my belief that the reason attackers always steamroll is largely due to a lack of (well played) defense heroes.

Most people seem to think the optimal lineup for both attack and defense is 2 tank, 2 healer, 2 offense. Works great on attack, but I think that at least 1 defense hero, possibly 2, on defense is necessary for some zone control or else the attackers are able to freely choose their engagements.

junkret is beats

not really, which is cause for concern

you could put a stack of fine china on that ass and it wouldnt tip over. you could do brain surgery on that ass. i want to put a tablecloth over and eat a fancy candlelight dinner off of that ass.

Don't think so. Gremlin D.Va porn when

the defense heroes dont tend to put out enough junkrat and are easy to outmobilize aside from junkrat.

Defence heroes are bad and are considered F Tier in tournament play.

They give up some form of either mobility or fragging power for the ability to lay down minor amounts of control, but that doesn't really do anything vs someone that can just kill the enemy before the "control" is effective. Why run a Mei and block the enemy when you can run a McCree and kill them, instead?

Attackers steamroll because the game is balanced in favor of the attackers. Throughout almost the entirety of all the maps, the attackers have a shorter walking distance to the objective than the defenders. The only exception to this is the very final point where the walking distances are equal or defenders have a faster movement, which is why you otherwise see teams steamroll and then get halted completely.

In organized, high level play, the maps only have a few points worth actually holding, because trying to hold more forward leaves you too open to flanking and being dismantled and then losing valuable positions. Gibraltar, for example, only has three points of value to defend - the second point, past the bridge (any further is a crapshoot - if you wipe, the enemy team gets two points for free), the hangar, depending on the relative power of Pharah in the current patch, and the very final point where Mercy can res from underneath. The rest of the map is worthless for defence.

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it sucks. i dont think we will ever see someone like mei buffed to be made significant, because its mei.

post more jazz

He's got a mercy shoved up his ass the entire time, but the very mobile play style is clever.

Man this is satisfying to watch. He just mows them all down expertly

truly wondrous

Does anybody want to group up and do some competitive? I'm tired of playing with shitters.

I love Bastion, he's sort of what TF2 Heavy should have been.

im frustrated watching it, that pharah keeps boosting into the air and hovering like thats going to shake him off. they just walk into him like hes a sausage factory. for the first 2 minutes of the video.
why does winston never switch?

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I'd reccomend getting it when the price drops.

Cool shit.

probably a necessity if they plan to keep the game alive for a while after they dont feel like making content anymore. but this is blizzard2, their coolness gene was damaged.
im dubious if we will ever get it.

Shit game, post porn.

now thats what i call a high noon

Wish they would allow mods or give us a mode where you can make a custom hero by mixing abilities from other heroes.

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But as you see, his team constantly dies because Mercy is only babysitting him and noone else.

Same thing happened to my friend.

Shilling his video.

Mei is about separating the enemy. Fighting them 4v6 rather than 6v6. Sure, those other two aren't DEAD, but for 10 seconds they may as well be, which is enough time to kill 3 out of the other 4 leaving the enemy team absolutely no chance.

Defense Heroes are about fighting on your teams advantage. If you fight on an equal footing you WILL lose to a battle of attrition.

You want to talk about high level play? In high level play they don't use defense heroes and the defense gets steamrolled every time. Obviously either defense is impossible or they are doing something wrong. There's only one obvious thing they could be doing wrong.

I never thought I would be legitimately impressed with bastion play

Well, you should wait till it is at a price that you are willing to pay for it.
That's what a good customer should be doing. I don't think Blizzard games have such a high price retention as Nintendo games do.

I love playing with a really good mei that walls off 3 or 4 people from their team for us to kill. Also blocking mercy from dashing for a revive is sick as well. Mei can be used in really interesting ways other than freeze - icicle over and over again.

Then that's mercy's fault not his. No reason she can't fly between

Mei played well is incredibly satisfying

Looking at the playback I realize I could've made it a team kill if I'd known

I would figure that the guys who have played the game shit loads know what they are doing and have found that the defense hero's tricks are too predictable for them to hold up against experienced players. Because of this the defense's best bet would be to just fight that battle of attrition with offense heroes and hope to do a better job than when the other team is in defense.

Sadly this would mirror what people discovered about TF2's balance as well. But it's easily the lesser of two evils as the alternative would be defense teams becoming obnoxiously difficult to beat. This game at least seems to have done a better job of things than TF2 did as competitive play doesn't seem to have devolved into a slow version of quake.

I generally don't buy into the idea that just because these players are better means that they know the optimal strategy for the game. Especially with the game being so new, but even older games tend to have their meta stagnate in very sub-optimal ways when people are afraid to challenge it.

Even if it is true at the high level, characters like Mei can absolutely dominate in lower tiers with their ability to control a less than perfectly coordinated enemy team, but because the pros don't use her everyone else shuns her too.

Mei's just the perfect example because of how obvious her intended effect is and how much people shit on her.

the problem is mei on her own isnt that threatening, even a very talented mei has limited options against an equally competent opponent after a certain skill threshhold. im sure many of us are too familiar with instances where if we arent the primary threat to the enemy team nothing gets done properly.

Unless I'm mistaken, defense in asymmetrical game types are normally expected to lose if it's a fight between two equally skilled teams and the map isn't horrendously unbalanced in favor of defense. That's the reason for the existence of stopwatch format and similar shit.

I agree that Mei sounds like a really useful hero on paper, placing walls to cut players off from their teammates sounds like a very effective way of taking teams out.

It could be interesting if she had the power to prolong the lifespan of her walls by shooting at them with her gun (with them exploding once she needs to reload), thing is that has the potential to make her even more annoying than she already is.

It's not as though the only way for a hero to be useful at high level play is to be either good in combat or healing as Reinhardt is already considered an obligatory pick in competitive.

Mei walls already last too damn long. Using them effectively is tricky though. It's too easy to place the wall where it does nothing at all or even hinders your team more than the enemy.

I think I contracted his autism

Dropping some dank OC.

oops, I missed a spot.

are they gonna make another game mode

They better. I want to see new maps and a new mode. CTF, please.

CTF would be some kind of fucked up tracer fight, but some kind of snatch and run mode would be fun

I can't think of anything to add. The only thing that comes to mind is neutral payload (tug of war) or something, but with how annoying koth is, better not.

How about a payload map where your team's payload starts on the defenders side and you have to drag it back?

That sounds unbalanced as all hell.

How about a mode where the payload starts int he middle of the map, and you have to play tug of war?

what was that gametype where you have to hold the skull, it was in marathon halo and doom i think. i bet it could work in overwatch sorta

Oddball, but it would also devolve into tracer-offs

i think that might be the case with a lot of potential gametypes, but maybe if holding the oddball turned off certain movement options and made the other players protect the carrier it could work better

I just said that.

It would play like King of the Hill, but worse.

How about a limited respawn mode, something like Arena?

Cool game.

Its not even that my friend is bad, its that the other team is clearly all 6 of them working together and extremely well I might add.

Yeah I do above average on my own but when I'm with friends it's me and 3 other guys individually skilled but uncoordinated vs a team of four that might be individually worse than us but coordinated. We get our shit pushed in unless we communicate.

Here is hoping we get a PvE horde mode but instead of weapon or character upgrades we get just dispensers and auto turrets maybe, considering we should be able to switch characters as much as in PvP.

Just disable all abilities for the flag carrier, easy. Only thing the flag carrier can do is basic attacks.

BUMPLOCK WHEN?

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kill urself

I really hope they nerf genji sometime soon, not because I think he's imbalanced in any way but so there may cease to be one on both teams every single game. I'm just really fucking sick of seeing them every single match.

Since it is Overwaifu thread I think is OK to post highlights here, no, is not to brag, I am pretty sure I commited a lot of mistakes.

Same with hanzo.

Snipers are cancer in general.

Hanzo is not exactly sniper material if you ask me, if anything he is just there to fill his ULT and spam it, I hear he is good on defense but every time he uses a defensive slot I just can't help but think we will lose, the sad thing is when we lose and he still gets PotG or the only commendable card from our team.

BTW, I am not wasting bumps this way, right?

I wouldn't worry about it; not like these generals will pump out anything particularly interesting that'd require the postcount.

Well, just in case, feel free to bully when it comes to the highlights.

Sounds cool actually. Make it so that way the teams have to push it closer to the other teams spawns.

absolutely boring
Are you new to this game?

I wouldn't mind a CtF but they don't like that mode. Something like in the Winston/Reaper cinematic where one hero hacks an intel, while the rest of the team defends them from the opponents.

Maybe an "Omnic Crisis" mode where players team up in a huge 12 vs HOLYSHITSOMANY! robots. Every once in a while a giant omnic comes in to wreck or be wrecked.

I'd really like a stupid fun mode like "really intense tag" or Hide-and-seek where players need to reach the safety vs a superpowered player.

Actually yes, they are highlights, not actual PotGs

They suck.

At least jump around while you are ulting damn

So they won't suck just because I jump around?

no they'll still suck, but right now your plays look like the polygon doom 3 review.

excuse me, nudoom review. I don't know why I said 3

ahhh finally new thread

Interesting, then I should open a patreon account and get victim bucks.

Scrub. Flank. You can convert to turret mode while mid air. Jump around corners and convert, so when you land and in los, you're ready to go. Mix up your positions. Easy wins.

While almost every character benefits from headshots and successfully hitting enemies, the offense heroes are the ones who are rewarded the most for it. McCree can melt even Roadhogs to death with headshots within range, while Reaper can oneshot people and Tracer's guns has 220 or so DPS on bodyshots because they shoot so damn fast. 76 has both burst damage and DPS, and Genji's moveset is entirely cancellable, while resetting his dash on eliminations. Not kills, but eliminations, so you can dash at a guy, and a teammate can finish him off, and you still get your dash reset, and his ultimate is designed to allow him to wipe teams in combination with his mobility and dash.

The defense heroes are okay, but they're outclassed by everyone else. Mei has 250hp, can place ice walls, slow and freeze enemies, heal herself and while healing, can bodyblock for friendlies as she's invincible for the duration, and her right click is basically a slightly delayed, projectile version of McCree's left click. Her ult is a large AoE as well. However she can still get fucked over even after she heals, and all of her attacks can be avoided at range. Her Ice wall can also be walked or maneuvered around, especially characters like Genji and Hanzo, who have passive wallruns. Moving payloads will also destroy her wall, and most of her damage comes from freezing people and then rightclicking their heads at point blank range.

Junkrat is the best defense hero simply because of his high damage output, and his ability to keep people in place with his traps. His Concussion Mines start their cooldown as soon as he throws one, and they have an 8 second cooldown, meaning he can have his mines(and his traps) both placed and off cooldown, both combined deal 200 damage, and with a conc mine off cooldown, he can throw a second one immediately afterwards, making it 320 damage, or a fucking 400 damage if he someone manages to trap you twice, and that's excluding the grenades he'll launch at your face and anus the entire time. His ult is garbage though, considering that a 150HP Tracer is harder to kill than the Riptire, even though it's smaller and can wallclimb, and Tracer can potentially deal 480 DPS if she lands headshots.

Torbjorn is only useful for hitting people from two angles, but his turret is weak and his guns, while deceptively strong, aren't enough to help him fight most of the roster if his turret isn't level 2, or if he isn't backed by a teammate. Molten Core is reliable to build meter for and use at least, and he's short so people have to get used to switch between headshotting manlets and non-manlets.

Only reason Hanzo gets kills is because of his scatter arrows, his ult goes through walls, and he can spam arrows. Bastions in turret mode are free kills, but are decent if they actually move around. Widowmaker is still annoying.

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Is it just me, or does Spanish McCree sound more like a supervillain than a mundane cowboy?

You'd still need to give a speed buff to certain characters, though. As stupid as it would be to carry as Zen, you just know people would still do it as if it were a good idea, and not to just completely fuck with your team.

honestly, i think he sounds pretty cool with that voice

Alright, which one of you niggas is Apostolis Cause damn son, you are one salty fuck over that Bastion

In the case of my videos it is the Latin American dub, the accents are there sometimes, I can try to make a video with the voices if you want, I just need to fire up the game in LA dub and record.

That would honestly be too intense of a change and make getting the briefcase out nearly-impossible unless you got a well-coordinated team constantly stomping the adversaries. You could double the cooldown on all movement abilities - such as Tracers Blink and Winstons Leap - while disabling others - Such as Tracers Recall and Pharah's rocket jump - but you still need to keep a few as is to make it work well - like Soldiers Sprint.

pls no bully, I'm just proud I'm getting decent with Ana.And I feel robbed that didn't count as a shutdown POTG since it helped win the match

bastion is a good noob stomper, and that's it

This. >$20 is a good range for me, specially now that im rather busy with real life stuff so it would just be a time killer in between a bunch of other activities, that and $40 is just too much.

Since I'm irredeemable garbage and will never get noticeably better, is it my moral obligation to just not play since all I'm doing is ruining the game for my team?

New to game. Is there a tier list infographic to get me up to speed? Would appreciate.

Just play Junkrat every game

Soldier 76, Lucio, Zarya, Roadhog, and Mei are all decent starter heroes. Lucio in particular if you manage to learn how to wall ride properly, shit's fun and helps you learn how to aim in more restrictive conditions. Avoid Genji, Widowmaker, and McCree if you can't aim properly, Pharah if you've never played Quake or TF2 Soldier, and Bastion with Torbjorn if you actually want to git gud at the game.

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Mei is NOT a good "starter hero". Mei is 3 star for a good damn reason, her icewalls are fiddly as fuck and can easily fuck over your own team and singling out targets for her primary is far from easy.

Zarya would probably be better to wait until you know how other heroes work to use her barriers.

The Ice Wall itself is the hardest thing to learn about Mei and, honestly, it's not that hard. Just need a little practice and presto, you're golden. Zarya you're right about but at lower ranks / with people who just started, it's usually enough to throw it on the retards charging in.

It's your moral obligation to git gud and mock people who whine faggotron

Lijiang Tower comp. Might not be golds, but those are insane stats for zen. Lucio only outhealed me by 352.

roadhog is completely fine guys

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You know despite the obviously retarded random loot system I'm happy for the gold that I'll be able to spend on whatever hero I want.

Sitting on 7185 right now. There are a couple things I could buy but I just don't want to spend it. Grabbed the young ana skin as soon as she was released though.

But she is released user

You disgust me

I'm a few short of 3k and there's nothing I want to spend it on because I already got the blue Pharah skin and that's all I need.

how you are meant to play bastion is a shocking attack

you should kill 2-3 people then MOVE they will think that you are still there and you can kill them for the other side of the map. you keep moving. dumb asses that play bastion will stay at one point until people kill them. and they will because they will know where you are.

see you in 5- 10 years

bumplock when

sage

I don't even play this game, but going into threads you don't like to sage them does nothing

Seriously I fucking hate roadhog, I get he is supposed to reheal but fuck he becomes invincible just so annoying.

his a fucking tank what did you think was going to happen ?

I originally thought his heals was supposed to be a get cover quick then heal then back into battle fast but most of the time its just stand in the middle of enemy's healing then maybe get a kill and die.

while im tired of seeing genji i dont think thats a good reason to nerf something. thats not outside the realm of possibility though.
i dont like it when games are balanced around characters being "still picked sometimes and good enough for what we intend them to do".
id rather the game evolve naturally and genji phase out by more characters being decent at handling his play style.

hell, if people would just pay attention to the game youd see less genjis but people dont know what to do when theyre getting shot in the back for some reason.

spanish dva sounds 12

blonde hair hair skin for SJW heavy when?

you cat kill him when he is healing he isn't invincible you just need a high DPS hero.

can*

I know you can kill him but fuck half the time my team doesnt focus or even bother when he is healing because by the time hes done if you dont kill him you have to reload then he gets you.

thats a problem with your team being stupid then isnt it? shooting a healing roadhog means you get extra ult charge. in fact stupid players are the biggest factor in this game

Fucking normalfags

The fuck?! I just want to play Overwatch dammit!

Yea that's true, I just need to play with more people I know, coordination would make it easy.

If you have discord I know that fucked with some of my Battle.net stuff, that sounds pretty fucked though. Sure its not blocked by any sort of program or something?

thats a good question, it could be peer block or something

What's your competitive rank?

the game is 2 and a half months old

use your fucking dash it resets with every assist/kill,

oh dva

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you will eventually get ranked according to your skill level and face people who are equally as skilled as you, this is how every elo based system works. Queue times will get noticeably higher if you get very low rank (

i don't even play roadhog but i know better than to charge him 1v1 with rein

have you tried accepting the administrator prompt that for some reason popped up in the background?

i dont, that fat fuck is going down

then at least charge him towards a cliff. that way you can at least make your demise mutually assured.

Right clicked and accepted it as the admin, still nothing.

Not really. The only program I think would might by Kaspersky, but that can't be the case because it let me play OW before, but now its stuck in loading limbo for some reason.

I don't have any peer-blocking software on my PC.

I have all the updated files on my computer, yet Battle.net can't recongize that and still tries to update OW. Guess I'm just plain fucked at this point.

every time i have a reinhardt who charges a roadhog i make sure to unload on the pig to ensure he succeeds. should be common courtesy at this point, like the reacharound

Not an Overwatch player here, I'm just here to say that Mercy's hot as fuck(so as Tracer and Pharah).

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Dropped.

Does Junkrat even have a hard counter?

Holy shit that play

Pharah and snipers

Heres another time
One more time.
I swear Blizzard does this shit on purpose, the only legenday skins I have gotten so far are for classes I don't play.

I care little about the game, but why is that animu girl being depicted as a doritos and mountain dew consuming menace?

I suffer.

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How do I counter reaper

she's a korean MMO player

any tank

Mccree: Flashbang to the face and then rightclick up close
D.Va: Just block all his shots with defense matrix until he gives up

Don't know why they make her an Umaru clone, but the Doritos+Dew thing is a joke about her being a pro gamer.

Play a character with a decent range and a movement abilities, Reaper's damage is fucking stupid when close but drops off fast. Characters with armor help, since armor reduces the damage per pellet.

Junkrat

Do we have a discord group or anything?

Does anyone have a screenshot of Widowmakers underpants before they changed them? I need it for history reasons.

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historical reasons*

They changed Widowmakers panties?

Sir are you sure
it looks like you're playing on a potato

They used to have frills.

It's not my screenshot but it looks like that even in my game too. What does it look like for you?

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Are you sure? Vid related is from pretty early on after the game released, and it looks like plain dark panties, though they're hard to see.

I could be wrong, I remember them being different in the beta and a few other people have said the same thing about them having frills, could be the Mandela effect from a bunch of perverts.

why does tf2 come up every time somebody makes an overwatch thread which is pretty much instantly after the last one gets bumplocked at this point

aside fromm them both being multiplayer team shooters tit fartress poo and blowverwank really aren't that similar

Please tell me that got play of the game.

I'm tired of him, but he's so good.

Found 2 more. first pic related is from right after the release youtube.com/watch?v=VpJlKO3z_Vw and second pic related is from 5 months ago during one of the betas youtube.com/watch?v=UmiZXH0wXOs . She doesn't have frills then either. Though she might've had them in an even earlier beta, I'll keep looking for older videos.

yes

im tired of playing soldier every single game. just once id like to be able to to support or reinhardt in a game that isnt a one sided assfucking

I appreciate the effort, user. Maybe it's best not to waste time on it though, if they're not there in the beta it's likely they were never there. I must be remembering wrong, and so must the person who took that original screenshot I posted. Sorry about that.

Well the objective based game modes are identical.

And they both feature classes (calling them heroes is pure semantics) many of which bear strong resemblances to each other gameplay wise.

And they both utilise stylised cartoon presentation to accommodate the over-the-top gameplay and give the classes memeful personalities.

And both have pretty much the same mix of run and gun and assault based gameplay.

But other than that they are completely different.

Yep they sure fixed those hitboxes.

How do I get good at Mcree?

don't miss :^)

Shoot heads

you just aim well and dont be afraid to use your roll to avoid damage. a lot of it comes down to judgement calls of when to expose yourself because of his kill or be killed nature with no ability to "trade" damage or escape an unfavorable engagement.
it helps to have an attentive healer too

How to be good at any hit-scan hero:

have a 144hz monitor

maybe play more than one charecter.

h-how does this wizard magic work?

she's fun.

the game has so many sound cues that you shouldnt even need to look at the screen

Fucking this
Foot steps are like half the noise you'll ever hear.

If the servers are only 20 tick. How much of an advantage are you actually getting at 144hz?

How much of the extra input window are you able to exploit with the tickrate so low?

Es la hora de la verdad

It's time for truth

sounds shitty as fuck compared to high nooooooooon

I think people mess around with their mouse sensitivity to make it easier to aim.

At least you didn't pay for them.

Latin, I will get the voice clips from the gallery later.

"It's the moment of truth" is a more accurate translation

woops yes you're right sorry about that.

top jej

r/ing "oh shit its torbjorn.jpg"

Have you already closed and reopened Bnet at this point? That program's absolutely garbage. Sometimes it'll report 0 progress on the download and when I restart it, it's actually at 80% or so.

Disregard. Apparently I can't fucking read.

Her fans don't know anything about koreans

A lot of the lines are localized rather than translated for the usual reasons, some puns simply don't work, or they were more typical in dubs.

Roadhog vs reinhardt is one of the saddest things

every time i go anywhere near reinhardt i get ulted. there are plenty of games where me dying to that crap is what gets the ball rolling for the enemy.

GO HOME OVERCUCKS

This is our home. What are you doing in our house friend?

Do you also like fun games?

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Holy fuck thats a cool voice

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Damn, now THAT is what I call a manly voice.
Also if you have an nvidia card you should try using shadowplay. if not just torrent Fraps.

I'll put the rest later.

fun fact, it's incredibly forced and cringy in spanish

i only play quickplay, and as far as anyone can tell it has no matchmaking whatsoever. how can i play for fun when i'm hopelessly incompetent at one of the easiest shooters ever made?

I know. Not bad for a 40 year old.

Just like the English voice!

Why does this happen?

hes mad

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It's always a reaper, isn't it?

I fucking hate people who think just because they have gold medals, means that they shouldnt switch for a team effort. A mercy could get no medals but she still assists the team and makes it so that they win. Fucking idiots

How the fuck does something like that even happen? And while I'm at it, why the fuck would anyone play as Bastion when using a controller?

its passable in english since its memey.

Is there a longer version of this clip? I can't get over this shit, it's hilarious.

Is this game really just that easy?

What makes it funnier is that Reaper is supposed to be in his late 50s.

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Do you guys think there is a way to mod the game to make it play linkin park songs whenever Reaper ults?

That is also the way Torbjorn should be played. You let your turret kill a few people, then move it somewhere so you can catch them off guard when they come back thinking it's still in the same place. Same went for the engineer in TF2 unfortunately most people think "you can set up a turret so you're supposed to camp the whole match"

no

This is why I laugh when anyone says they play console fps competitively.

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The bastion and the torb never came to point A, they just set up in B, we got rolled in A and while we where respawning they took out the Torb and Bastion and captured the point.

I got one kill, it was the fastest match I'd ever seen.

Then after that we where on attack and the other team had 2 torbs and 2 bastions, we somehow won.

Look at the match time dude.

Did you win?

lmao

She sounds like a female character on some show for toddlers. Like some kind of adult on the spic version of Peppa Pig.

It's not a translation. She says "Hey kids, cavalry's here."

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The original is "cheers love, the cavalry's here", not just "cheers love"

Doesn't she say "the cavalry is here" in that one?

The is exactly the same.

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Bumplock when?

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Bumplock when?

Bumplock when?

Whats the point of wasting your time posting in this if you don't even like it?

post the mexican junkrat

Is here and I have to say is one of my favorites.

he has to make sure everyone else knows he doesn't like it for that hipster cred

mexican junkrat a best

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The Overwatch club's two blocks down.

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==THIS HAPPENED TO ME ON HOLLYWOOD OFFENSE. NO, YOU DON'T GET A HEALING ORB YOU USELESS EDGE LORDS== I'm a tad miffed about this.

Oh lord why do consoles have to be hip with the fellow kids or however that meme goes.

More like ledge lords because they never fucking leave their ledges to get on the point.

fucking blizzard cucks had to make d.va shitty on every version

I hope Trump builds a big wall to keep degenerates who think this sounds good

I ain't gonna slam you for having the console version I'm a consolefag too
But I WILL slam you for having an Xbone

Hey man, we don't have any input on that, someone at Blizzard told them to cast, someone at the studio thought it sounded good, and then it shipped that way, some other voices are great but certainly others sound "meh"

Here is in Japanese, doesn't sound good IMO, I can also record the European Spanish version.

I'll wait til this is cheaper and get it, it looks pretty fun

I just got into a match where the mic guy got upset because even with his coordination we were took by surprise on the second round, he said git gud or uninstall and all that crap. (competitive)

Take your shitty SJW game and go back to reddit.

Hmmm, sounds entertaining.

Only one who should be headed back to Reddit is you with that fedora tipping you got going on.

I'm sure you'll get along with the feminazis on Tumblr as well, friend. They like to say the exact same thing you're saying. Just switch out "SJW" with "Men/CIS/Patriarchy" and you've got a near exact match. You're almost identical.

Be sure not to slice yourself on your katana on your way out to preach about the wonders of atheism.

Oh, and kill yourself.

Kinda, I stopped caring on competitive recently, ranking down is way easier than ranking up, you get almost no experience.

what?

This game angers SJWs if nothing else.

Is Ana still overpicked?

Havent played since she was released, so I never got any practice with her.

Having nine classes with unlockable weapons and different playstyles isn't the same as having like thirty with a completely static loadouts and an absolute necessity to switch between them to "counter" whatever classes the enemy team has.
Also, the class similarities really don't go beyond stuff like 'this class has a heal beam, so they're like the medic!' or "this class can build a turret, so they're like the engineer!", and those two are the examples with the most similarities.
And the gameplay really isn't similar. TF2 doesn't have ultimates or infinite ammo or abilities or any of that shit.

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The developers said they wanted to 'empower women' with it.

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i actually posted it three times to edit a part of it i kept being unhappy with. removing the double spacing was completely unintentional.

by making 2 ass focused characters, one body suit, thighs mgee, and a gilf?
you might as well just grasp on to that Zarya straw cuz thats all ya got

Where you in my game? Had something similar happen to me in a game an hour or so ago, some dude got angry halfway through the match because "damage wasn't doing their job" and other assorted hand-pointings (even though I had gold eliminations + damage). When we lost the match and he started going off on us, I simply said "nigga shut the fuck up" and he proceeded to instantly call out my level and ranking and practically spill spaghetti everywhere. The salt was worth the loss.

When you compare them to the female armors in WoW they were starting to get shit for the Overwatch women are like full Burqa mode.

Maybe they did it right because I don't see much pandering and most of the females are good looking, I bet the fact that a lot of them end up as waifus infuriate the SJWs.

Not much, and if you pick her and do a good job in the first rounds but you lose a single one you are blamed for being le COD sniperfag.

I don't recall the level and stuff, we were on Gibraltar, first we pushed the payload past the second checkpoint, I was using Pharah and Junkrat later, then we got to defend, Rein asked me to stay behind him (and constantly moved around), we got "startled by a single widowmaker, suddenly all other attackers came from the right and we got outsmarted, he then blamed us all for dying almost at the same time.

I remember a while back two randoms went Genji. The winston player started raging big time in chat and when me and a friend told him to calm down he started assuming we were the Genji players I guess? So he just started attacking us calling us weeaboo faggots and such.

It's not like the game hid the fact we were a Reinhardt/Mercy combo. The ass pain this game causes is hilarious.

It's from the closed beta, the last game of the internal Ranked.
Everyone at that point in closed beta had hundreds of hours played, certainly those at his MMR

It has and has always had a hidden MMR, Blizzard has said so themselves on reddit

It's pretty obvious there's some sort of MMR when my first few games were against people so bad I could dominate entire teams with soldier. Later on I had to stay mercy because I couldn't even hit anybody with pharah.

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Serious question. Are shitters considered sentient or self-aware?

What do you mean by instalock?

As soon as he can select his character, he picks Hanzo and doesn't change it after seeing what his team picks. He did that both rounds.

Oh, I see, I usually have a pick in mind at the start of a match but switch when needed, since I am not exactly a pro I can even allow others to use my original pick, lately I have been switching to Junkrat a lot, not sure how he is supposed to be played but I tend to bounce grenades a lot and throw detpacks, I have killed a few Pharas like that, other times Reins are weakened enough for them to die when they pin me on the wall (I drop bombs upon death)

people arent actually attracted to her, are they?

I was just listing the obvious similarities to illustrate how daft it is to generalise them as simply both being "multiplayer team shooters". I'm not claiming that there aren't differences, there just aren't enough to dispute that the games have a shit load in common.

On a side note TF2 also has an element of changing classes to counter what the enemy is playing, it's just that things stagnate at competitive level because Valve couldn't balance for shit. There is a similar problem to an extent in Overwatch as well with Mercy, Lucio and Reinhardt being obligatory in competitive teams. Plus TF2 started having a shit load of cooldown based abilities added to the game as well.

Tell me you wouldn't.

I'm mad that there's hardly any porn of this gorgeous old lady. Truly an injustice.

I had another ult in this match where I got a quad kill, then proceeded to just punch Lucio several times to death because I was too impatient to reload, but it didn't count because they weren't closer to the objective or something.

Will there ever be a playable evil omnic?

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We already have Zenyatta and Bastion.

Prepare for all the shitposts if that character ever gets created.

I just got an e-mail from Blizzard announcing a new hero… it was Ana… kind of late if you ask me.

Wailord isn't even that heavy.

he weighs 877 pounds

He's also longer than 47 feet. He's lighter than air.

he is the floating whale pokemon for a reason

Officially, those are both "good guys". Bastion might be more neutral. Reaper and Widowmaker are both "bad guys", so there's no reason they couldn't have an evil omnic

Omnic apologist, pls go.

"officially"

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I've reached critical smug

bastion is a good guy, its that bird you gotta watch out for

Why do McCrees NEVER cancel when DVa is in their face?

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testing bump

It's past 300.

replies or bumps?

Both, the bump limit applies when there are 300 replies in a thread, I forget if it counts deleted posts or not, probably not, after 300 posts in a thread posts are limited from bumping the thread.

OK, waiting for the new one.