Calling all android users

That's an awful high CNN app rating for play store. Let's fix that.

Hit them right in the sheckles

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play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cnn.mobile.android.phone
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

But I'll do this anyways.

The half Chan broke the app.

no thanks

Coward.

Read the replies

Holy shit, my sides hurt

Can someone link that website to me? At the very least I want to check out the comments.

Not an Android user, OP, but have a bump anyway. I see some hebrews kvetching, so you're onto something.

Oh, Oh, Fake News Mania
Yeah we tell some lies
(Make it up, make it up)
Oh, Oh, Fake News Mania
We're not going to survive
(Just like that, ratings fall flat)

Can you post link? The CNN app I found had all positive reviews

I don't have a Google account and won't own a phone when this one gives out.

OP is a fag, the CNN app has 4 stars and over 260,000 reviews.

You have to be an Android user. You can use an emulator.

Nice thumbnail faggot. Are you crossposting a thread from cuckchan or something?

Scroll to reviews click arrow on side, then sort by newest play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cnn.mobile.android.phone

I installed reviewed then uninstalled.
Rating is ticking down 3.7

Why wouldn't you own a personal computer that fits in the palm of your hand.

It's a portal to unlimited knowledge.

You are a fool.

If you have security concerns get a blackphone 2 and do some research about improving your security and protecting your anonymity.

A war is being fought and you want to stand on the sidelines of history?

I don't give a fuck.
I name the jew in public and will physically fight niggers and muslims. I left a corporate bullshit job to have this freedom and it feels bretty gud

probably a chinese click farm

Yes I've posted on other sites.

I'm using cuckchan and reddit as my personal army to crash the rating for the CNN app.

This is what I'm doing for my Thursday night and as you can see it's working.

Everybody has their own battles to fight this is mine.

Same. No more fucks given.

If you can't stand for something than you'll die for nothing.

they're using bots to trick the advertisers, it's the same bot company

I'm with you fellow autistic frendo.
Let's crush cnn app

Brofist.

I find it interesting that they're actually using physical phones for this.

I guess because a white man didn't write a program first so they could copy it.

And that's how your image turned into a thumbnail? You posted on cuckchan before posting here, and cuckchan turned the screenshot on your harddrive into a thumbnail? Bullshit.

You are a cuckchan user who saw the thread on cuckchan, you rightclicked->save image on the thumbnail because you're a dumbass who doesn't know how to use your own computer and then copy-pasted the text into Holla Forums. Unironically, kill yourself.

Bwahahaha
What an actual faggot.

Fuck off. We are super bad ass app crushing warriors. You are a jew.

I'm also drunk as fuck, and though yes that's degenerate I'm having fun.

Go back to cuckchan.

I rcsa images from anons in my thread to post here

If you had some modicum of intelligence you'd understand why I would do this to preserve my anonymity.

Nothing can be tracked back to me.

You need to take precautions when you do stuff like this so you don't get doxxed.

>I rcsa thumbnails to protect my anonymity
Go back to cuckchan, then kill yourself.

Hurr
Good one kid.
Yeah, I'm 44 been around for a long ass time. Here's some free advice stop trying to act old school to impress anons; you are an actual jew fag, and I just feel badly for you.
Oh and by you get all summerfag on me with the grandpa stuff:
1. I don't mind being old
2. You be surprised at the median age of Holla Forums
3. Go to bed junior

Grow up faggot.

I'm not a spic, so kindly kill yourself or die for our race.

:: chuckle ::
It's not a brag, son, just simply trying to explain why I'm interacting with you.

Now scurry off while we destroy CNNs app.

Git. Shew. Git!

Well I'm out.

I think my shilling made a diffete 've tonight.

Remember we are the Jews now.

Done

Go back to wherever you learned that foreign formatting from.

ITT: CNN

Aw, your whittle jimmies rustled?
:: sneers and flicks a filterless lucky strike at the faggots face::
*smile*

The ratings are ticking down.

We need to be doing this kind of thing to all the jew media outlets, not just CNN.

Good job doubling down on the faggotry. I pray nobody allows you near their children.

kill yourself freechroach

what the fuck is going on in this thread

True

Holla Forums recently got mentioned on lots of other websites due to the CNN shit and Ben Garrison's most recent comic. As a result we're being flooded with newfags.

And by children, you are referring to? You?
Relax champ.
:: tossels your hair ::
Your boipussy is safe.

Don't forget that AlJizzrag also named us, god I fucking hate newfags

Yes. Exactly.

A few news rags have. That Jack Proboscis jew-loving faggot on twitter has been naming us too.

I know Ben Garrison caused a influx of newfags but has this site really been mentioned multiple times?

Ffs

Where are we gonna go after they wreck this board too?

I got 3.8 stars and 277k votes… That screenshot looks fake.

Some site called "rawstory" mentioned us by name, Al Jazeera did, we've been getting named all over twitter by a variety of e-celeb shitheads and minor media personalities, and probably more.

That is the apple screenshot

Keep in mind that foreign language reviews are important as well so in case you're not from the US it's twice as important to rate them 1 star.


You need to fucking kill yourself you subhuman room temperature iq cocksucker.

Trump is 1488D chessing these fuckers. All Trump does is tweet and change the media cycle so the media cycle is controlled by Trump rather than Trump being controlled by the media cycle.

Proof? Trump tweeted fucking MEME and got 4 days of coverage off it.

Pure 4D chess, it's business, kid. Nothing personal.

We need a boobapp, where boobanimals eat the right stuff, either for sliming down or getting bigger tits while staying in good shape. We need big data for this, so boobanimals post what they eat and if their bust made a postive progress.
So if boobanimal is skinny, but has good genetics for big boobs while staying shape she gets a guideline for eating the right food, and preventing boobanimals to get a reduction, they need some positive affirmation along with a workout routine and workout shedule before the monkies give them the idea to cut down their boobs.

Not just the 4 days of coverage, he got a massive backlash against CNN

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Meh. It's the usual routine:

It's the circle of life.

Hello, newfag.

Agree. It's a mixture of naturo-memetical selection and passing on the torch.

Even mediocre threads like this get slid to fuck. Do they just tell you shareblue kikes to disrupt everything no matter what?
How do you live with that mental gymnastic bullshit day in an day out?

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They prevented ratings and are using bots! Lol

the fact that you made a google account with your credentials already show how much of a fucking faggot you are, not everyone here are summerfags, fuck off back to your newfag zone and leave competent people away from your cancerous posts.

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