Here we go again: it's time for the rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
Enjoying any new games lately? I've been having a blast with EDF.
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danbooru.donmai.us
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danbooru.donmai.us
pixiv.net
web.archive.org
exhentai.org
danbooru.donmai.us
exhentai.org
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Cum inside you.
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Mokou > Every other Touhou character
Why are these threads even allowed?
If this was most other boards for a specific hobby these wouldn't be tolerated for a second.
op raped and murdered an user on a few years ago
don't trust the rabbit
I've been sharing it with a few other boards, and they're all pretty cool about it. Holla Forums is the only one that gave any issue, but Mark gave it the okay. It's only a once a month thread, and I encourage people to post games with rabbits and bunnygirls. Sometimes. When I remember to.
All rise for the national anthem of rabbit.
Wait, what?
I thought these threads were about some kind of indie game or series with bunny girls.
Well it's pretty much a glorified Tewi thread, who is a character from the doujin games series Touhou Project, so you're not really wrong.
lurk more
Shh, be vewwy vewwy quiet…
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Will such luck help me get dubs?
My nigger
mokou is pretty nice
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It can.
Mokou a cute.
It's probably Kaguya, but damn I never realized I wanted this
Nope; it's definitely Tewi.
danbooru.donmai.us
Narcissism is one hell of a mental illness.
Your waifu a shit.
I'm fwcking wabbits.
yes
Wait are you saying that this is fact??
Mokou ain't the sharpest tool in the shed is she
I can confirm that saying rabbit rabbit rabbit out loud when you wake up DOES give you good luck.
Thank you OP.
RIP Capcode
maybe shes senile from age
i still like her
Wow, rude. Tewi is a good girl! She's not my waifu though.
It's not.
In her defense it's probably been a few hundred years, but yeah.
You're welcome!
She's still the best
Test
Well look who barged in the front door
Oh shit. I gotta remember this time
As if these threads weren't gay enough.
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sorry, was trying to capcode with , but I guess I screwed something up. but alas I can confirm that the rabbit rabbit rabbit trick works
What'cha up to Mark?
I'm not falling for your rabbit lies again.
It clearly doesn't since you're unfortunately still alive.
Well there you have it. Thanks Mark.
Seems like there's overwhelming evidence of it, at least in the short term. Who would've thought
not much, had to fix my computer this past two days and was working so I haven't really played much vidya other than Trails of Cold Steel, which I played for two hours yesterday. what about you user? what are you playing recently
GET OUT JEW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
o-ok. guess I'll just play some EDF then.
Well I'll be dammed, that's actually a pretty good idea
Been playing lots of EDF with my friends.
Wow, rude.
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Dont bother coming back since ill tell to git out every time you shove your kike nose into threads
Flawless
more games need interactive bunnies
Well, I just got myself my very own Reisen yesterday here, if that's any consolation
n-no bully
I can't wait for that game to be finished. Dev behind it is a real cool dude and his art is great
Agreed. I'm a bit disappointed that there aren't more fangames with Tewi in 'em. Then again, I could say that about a few other girls too.
All of the bully
Indeed, though it can be a bit hard to navigate and actually get the girls. Still, seems a lot more girls are coming, so I'm hopeful (for the first time in a long time actually)
Name? That looks like it might be fun.
Gensokyo No Nazo, look it up
I forgot to say it for July.
To make me remember it this time, I'll jack it exclusively to Tewi.
oh golly. that probably counts.
speaking of riding rabbits. i wish there were a higher tier rabbit mount in terraria. it doesnt even give fall damage immunity.
when does gekikara spice make another great huhu adventure platformer?
change your wallpaper to something rabbity and soak in the cuteness and eat some trix yogurt
Gensokyo no Nazo
You explore around Gensokyo and beat up bosses to recruit them.
Good luck!
That won't be difficult
Indeed, the slime mount outclasses it honestly, and you can get that one pretty early.
I bet ur butt is soft, OP.
Fucking tripfag, leave.
Oh shit, I've been passing this up at the shrine this whole time, thanks. Now if only Tempest of Heaven and Earth was still up.
This.
>Now if only Tempest of Heaven and Earth was still up.
W-What happened?
The mega's dead.
Oh… well that's disappointing. Guess I'll have to get it through other means later
I wish you could turn the rabbit mask into a simple pair of rabbit ears.
Very.
This game, right? I can upload it to the vola, if you like.
Sooo, can I benis in ur butt?
Please yes.
You are a real human bean OP
Should take about 10 minutes.
Will be warmly waiting
volafile.io
It's up!
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I guess I could give that rabbit thing another shot.
Already done with one load.
Momentary it may be, but it's amazing how simple it is to make us dick-privileged humans feel like everything is right with the world.
A good load off your shoulders feels good, but I think that's overdoing it a bit
want me to dump that one comic where tewi seduces some other 2hu's husbando
Nah, I don't think you should be lecturing someone about overdoing stuff
No. Cheating/NTR a shit.
I jack it only about 3-4 times a day, and it just happened that right after I posted that was a good time to do it.
It's gonna take 3 or so hours until feel like doing it again.
I'm not some freak who masturbates every waking hour.
I got numbers I'll do what I want
No
Those dubs demand I believe you
Tried tera online recently, its alright.
Once again, fuck you faggit
rabbit rabbit
Tera was pretty fun. I had a bunny elin priest that I used to play with my friends before we moved on to another game.
I just found this pic on my phone and thought it would fit the thread.
I'm always up for rabbit ears on lolis
I swear I am unable to get the hang of it
yeah seriously, does it need to be so spooky? i was hoping for a lot of rabbit themed stuff when i heard the big update was going to be themed around the moon
Tewi is a big big meanie and you know it. danbooru.donmai.us
is bugs a distant relative of tewi or somethin?
Bugs bunny is a cool cat, unlike Tewi.
Tewi just plays harmless pranks. It's not my fault that fan artists portray it so harshly.
Yeah like poisoning her friend
Your ok with fan artists portraying her like a horn dog but not ok with when they show the truth? reisen is better
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YOU KILL PEOPLE, GO THE FUCK AWAY
Do your worst
user have you ever had trix yogurt?
I wouldn't say the best, but she's pretty high up there.
I want to a tewi
what is this meme I've been seeing lately
No, is it good? I'm a Eurofag, so if it is an American thing then that is why
im not entirely sure but its amusing
oh, it might be a burgerbong thing after all.
Some chinese artist makes them.
Don't know why.
I followed them on pixiv to get more though
RABBIT RABBIT ENCOURAGES ANONS TO AN HERO
It's happened before! Don't let it happen again!
Some one on /a/ IIRC was posting some of them and showed the link, I personally use them because they are just so cute especially with the broken English.
pixiv.net
FUCK YOU TEWI I DIDN'T GET ANY GOOD LUCK THIS MONTH YOU LYING CUNT
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>>>/2hu/
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/
Fuck off already. You completely ruined Tewi for me with your faggoty roleplaying.
I can't look at Tewi anymore without thinking "oh christ, it's this annoying faggot again"
I thought she could die, it's just that her body healed itself and she gets back up again.
I keked. Honestly I've been teasing Op for liking Tewi but the fact that he has pissed some people off with these threads is worth it
Keep doing what you're doing man.
Mokou resurrects almost instantly, so there would be no time for a funeral. Unless she liked attending her own funerals every single time she kicks the bucket
Source? i don't think i've read that one.
I'll pass, thanks.
August 1st can't come fast enough.
That's because OP is a demon.
This pretentious avatarfag made me go from "oh look, it's one of my favorite characters," to "oh look, it's that unfunny douche from /2hu/"
You didn't put enough love in it didn't you?
That and, you know, it's freaking Tewi we're talking about.
Well I still think they're cute.
At least put on a tripcode so I can filter you and not have to see you on the catalog and be reminded of your existence every month.
I'm really not interested in playing this game with you.
So I've discovered.
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Just out of curiosity, are that jerk how won't shut up about how "every touhou is a sadist"?
You should consider yourself lucky you didn't die. I think that by saying the accursed phrase you form a limited contract with a demon, who actually drains you of your luck. He's killed in the past and he will do so again. The rabbit knows no shame, it cannot be sated, and it will not stop until it has gotten every last one of us.
Also Tewi a shit, only good for porn. I'd post some, but I'm pretty sure that Jew Mark is colluding with the demon and will use it as an excuse to ban me if I do.
do not trust the bad luck rabbit, it steals your limited luck
are you that jerk
is what I meant to say
maybe she does it to pretend she has friends
I'd be her friend
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No, you're thinking of some other user. I rarely participate in Touhou threads.
Stop making what happened sound so dramatic just so you can absolve the guilt.
Man did this thread get busy.
web.archive.org
I did not!
I'm sorry. I really hope you have a better month.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Will do.
exhentai.org
It recently came out.
Too bad.
There are no demons involved or luck draining and I haven't killed anyone.
I don't mind lewd posting, but Mark won't allow it.
I did just start posting it on /monster/ though, if you're interested. >>>/monster/201159
I don't steal luck!
I'd be her friend for the rest of my short existence, and show her that she is capable of making friends with people, so that she'd be less alone. Or I would eat her liver to become unaging, with her consent of course
being unaging would be pretty inconvenient once the rest of the world and universe fuckin' die
I always think she has her legs up and spread from the thumbnail.
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST LEAVE THIS BOARD DEMON
STOP KILLING PEOPLE
Oh thank god, I can't stand that asshole.
What if you become a wizard and then create a new universe with your magic?
Who knows, it might be an eternal cycle of creation, it might be something else entirely. Eternal existence is pretty scary, but it's even harder alone. Having each other could ease the pain.
And being versed in wizardry could be of help
I can't see it, but it sounds nice.
Here's a nice story I liked about it. danbooru.donmai.us
Wow, that's really convenient you have a archive of that single thread, even though at the time the 8archive was still up and the wayback machine never archives specific threads unless you do so. What an odd coincidence. It's a shame the 8archive will never restored.
I know someone out there has the private messages where this Demon convinced the user to suicide.
I found it out of sheer luck. No, really.
Someone posted an archive of early /2hu/ and I wanted to see if that thread was around. It's even got the ghost post at the end that links some posts, prompting me to believe that an user archived it when I used the 8archive link to clear my name in the past.
Quite making things up.
Well, even if they didn't they would be dying repeatedly until the universe comes back
This month went by pretty quick. Fuck off, murderer.
You won't convince me demon. Go back to hell where you belong.
lucky bunny works for me
maybe you have some things you need to sort out
This month my hard drive failed and then I got caught out in a thunderstorm. Also there's work being done on the house so I've been getting woken up at 7:30 every morning and have to endure a shitload of noise until 5pm.
It's times like this that being neet sucks. Fuck you tewifag, this was the worst month I've had in ages.
Why is this blatant attention whore still allowed to do this?
I hope next month treats you much better.
The jews back him up
post Tewi trying to cheer me up
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Either show evidence or leave.
post tewi lewd
user I don't even have to. The Demon already posted the proof.
Tewi Demon is literally the cause of An Hero
I don't see how that quote proves anything, in fact if anything that quote would show that the Tewi guy saved some one from suicide. Again, evidence asshole.
Furthermore /a/ and /jp/ already know about this Demon's nature. Why don't you?
captain?
You're awful.
He wasn't saved user, pay attention. He offed himself user.
I quoted him verbatim.
STOP TWISTING THINGS. TAKE YOUR CURSE AND GET OUT.
user that's actually wishful thinking, He probably was suffering through the Holla Forumsirgin life and found in Tewifag someone who would at least acknowledge his existence. That shit leads to attachment, and seeing as I don't see him here, probably the worst outcome happened
"Being his only friend" means that I was at least trying to cheer him up and wanting him to keep on living, and yet you claim I caused him to kill himself. Maybe I should have said twisted logic instead?
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Is there evidence to show he offed himself? or these messages encouraging suicide? It seems that you are the only one insisting that Tewi guy did this. Show me how /a/ and /jp/ supposedly already know this. Cause it seems to me that you're just some bored shitposter.
It's not like people make accounts here
damn it Holla Forums stop unchecking Do not bump
This is my theory on this works.
Did you know FDR did Rabbit Rabbit? NPR has done an entire thing on this.
So what happened to FDR? Died of a massive stroke.
What is this supposed to be evidence for?
Posted on /a/ Rabbit rabbit board for any one curious
Good.
thanks m8
Rabbit rabbit
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you people are everything wrong with the world, the kind of people that make others fear doing something good for others.
tewi poster, i hope you remember, that there will always be peopl who just want to get a rise out of you seeing as this might be something that someone would feel guilty over. remember where we are and who we are with, there are many heartless people
I may be able to grant good luck, but I can't grant immorality.
Curse you demon! You won't claim my life!
:^)
I always forget to do this but I have an important month coming up. I hope I remember.
I will, thanks.
Good luck user!
Don't make me regret ever coming here you thin skinned niggers
You'd think he would pop up and say hi if he was still alive. Always assume the worst user, life 101
Tewi is a demon. Please don't do as it asks!
Firstly, no, not really, not everyone who visits Holla Forums will feel obligated to post on every thread. Secondly, even if he did, I would imagine you would just say that he was impersonating the "real" user.
:^)
kek
It's good to have some optimism.
Dammit nigger, did you miss the part where I said attachment? He would have an alarm for these fucking threads
There's a fine line between optimism and stupidity user. I'm not telling you to get depressed, I'm telling you to be prepared.
Also, you might as well quote the part where I said "you thin skinned niggers" now
Nope, just been playing Morrowind. Despite being a really good game, I'm just kind of bored of it and I don't know why. I play the game, notice a lack of quests and dungeons, and I instantly exit, get a shit ton of new mods, then start a new character, then I get bored again. I just feel so empty in side while playing it, I need help. How do I really start enjoying Morrowind?
feminist logic
I won't let you hurt me again Tewi
It's pretty obvious that and are just shit posting out of boredom. Don't take it seriously.
The part about the suicidal user was indeed shitposting
The part about you all being thin skinned niggers, t'was all truth
Don't worry, I won't let it get me down.
But this has been one of the busiest rabbit threads yet. Still the first day and we're almost at 200 posts already. I'll have to make another thread at this rate!
I do this everytime tewi shows up, come on guys
there's a reason I'm saging
Seiran is the superior bunny tbh fam
Tbh fam only a spineless fool would be let down by shitposting of such harmless quality. No idea idea how you've behaved in other threads, but you might want to be more harsh if you don't want a couple of autists playing as your white knights
NAAAWWWWWWWWW ya don't say?
It just makes sense to me that there be a few people that come to these threads and claim that Tewiposter is a demon
Tewiposter is presented as this cute loli rabbit that will grant anons good luck just for saying "rabbit rabbit." There being a dark side to this entire superstition
I like to bully Tewi
:3
It's given me very good luck this month, I hope I can get it for next month, thank you cute rabbit girl!
Wow, you figured it out genius, want a cookie?
you just keep going. are you sure you arent the one thats thin skinned?
I'd drink a Hourai elixir just to be able to keep Moko company.
Who doesn't?
Gimme.
sounds like you either never liked morrowind or have grown bored of it. Nothing to worry about, just play a bunch of other games for like half an hour, and when one comes along that you just cannot quit, you found your new timewaster.
Stop me
No cookies until you say your prayers like a good boy
Wouldn't we all
Okay. I'll try Daggerfall then…
MAH COOKIE!
Go say your prayers you autistic little shit, and then think about what you've done
stop you from what? do you need me to comfort you?
what exactly are you looking for in elder scrolls?
You can suck my dick if you want, but you better be good at it
oh, i thought it might have been a legitimate plea for help
FINE
And Karras said, "Let us give thanks to The Builder, for He hath formed my hands with fingers. And behold, my fingers interlock like cogs on a gear. I am part of His unbeholdable machine, and therein lies my salvation.'
Give me my cookie.
Remember to say no homo afterwards.
Nigger please…
Wrong prayer, come back when you've seen the light of the emprah
Rabbitx3 threads have gotten me a new 3ds and a new computer.
Say what you will, it has some effect.
You're welcome!
That's neat.
but there's still two more days before the night before august 1st
Guess you'll be seeing this thread for a couple of days then, it shouldn't be bad if everyone manages to contain their autism
we've had threads appear up to 5 days before, young one.
Now let me benis you, OP :3
RPG gameplay, an open world, a decently interesting story, and replayability. Morrowind has all of that, but there's just something in me that finds it boring. Maybe it's the setting being all grey, desolate and ashy, I don't exactly know. Oblivion onward ruins what I actually want by making it a wading pool, but I enjoy those games a lot more than Morrowind and Daggerfall for some reason, even though I know, without a doubt, that Morrowind, Daggerfall, and maybe even Arena are just better put-together games. It's not the combat, I can live with the dice rolls as long as I can develop strategies on the go, and it's not the outdated graphics, I can live with them. Something keeps me from truly enjoying older, more advanced RPGs.
but rabbits are for making into delicious stew not fucking
rabbits are actually for lucky feet
I'm in a shitty mood today and I want to burn off some steam.
Said no one respectable
I had the feeling this was a plebbit tier vent thread. Well it's not bad to sperg out every once in a while, keeps the mind sharp
i have you know i'm respectable as fuck.
today I only made ten posts about games I haven't played. that is respectable as fuck
Can't argue with such statistics
yeah.
that's right.
i work my ass off to become a paragon of Holla Forums and only expect one RTS thread a week. i should be the one getting respect around here.
It kinda sucks that the RTS genre became such niche, there's plenty of great games for it yet no one is willing to play or even discuss it.
yes lets hijack this thread lad.
all aboard the train woo woo
Do not eat the rabbits!
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but what if I wanted to eat _out_ the rabbits
Gurofag please.
That is fine.
Nah, rabbits are biologically predisposed specifically for fucking. And a LOT for that matter.
but are they receptive to foreplay, that's the question
Actually the best part of the rabbit is obviously it's feet.
It's fucking habits are little to the perfection that is their feet.
Very.
They are rather nice.
Well how would you know
im only saging in hopes that my degeneracy goes unnoticed
Didn't know the artist continued that comic.
Reading about eternity and spess really makes you thing of how meaningless and empty everything is.
The ending felt kinda lacking though. Though it Asimov-like.
That's a good blackhole.
I think the demon needs a good dicking…
Stop.
no thanks
Oi.
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vols pls
how new are these mods
you could say the mods all died and got replaced some time at the beginning of 2016 and I would believe you.
They've only gotten worse and worse.
everythings been worse since the infinity next saga
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rip thred
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well? who do i complain to?
Knowing OP, the threads on /2hu/, /jp/ and /a/ are still up. Go shitpost there.
I also hijacked the rabbit thread on /monster/, and I plan on making a new thread on here; probably after this one reaches page 13.
well whatever we were gonna hit the bump limit anyways
Hatepockets why?
New thread >>10223289
Bump
Misunderstanding maybe, I'll talk with the other hotpockets
Dammit I was just about to check those sweet quads too
Those were pretty sick.
Once a month was the deal. I unbumplocked the thread. Let me know what happens
Thanks.
those were nice quads, shame he robbed himself of them
what if we hit bump limit and die of natural causes before august hits?
Good question, seeing how we're pretty close to it for once.
How about not making the thread too early, then you wouldn't have that worry.
FUCK OFF MARK
I've always made the thread three days in advance. Hell, I've had some anons asking me to make it earlier.
This time was just unusually active.
It's probably my fault.
Can you post the title or an nhentai link, exhentai's being a pain this week
(Reitaisai 13) [Komorikiri. (Urin)] Usagi Usagi Nani Mite Haneru (Touhou Project)
If I do this rabbit stuff will it go away
I'm not sure what the problem is.
what do you mean "once more"? why have you forsaken yourself? just be you, dude
Honk honk!
I can't, anime is a disease
And you think you're clean?
N-no
I've watched some anime, what's so bad about them?
Why was this /jp/ shitposting thread unbumplocked?
life is a disease. the rest are symptoms
It encourages lewdness
A bit of lewdness is good to have once in a while.
Thank mark
… You didn't answer my question, what's so bad about anime?
I-I need to take a break from the internet for a while
Fine, leave faggot. pls don't leave
why not just play video games?
P-pls don't be sad
Video games encourage lewdness
C'mon baby, I already told you it's nothing to be ashamed of
That's okay, isn't it?
What doesn't encourage lewdness? Books? Do you read books?
Flee, fool. Know that you cannot escape your lewdy fate.
or play some vidya, that's fine too
Books can be pretty lewd too.
S T O P
PLS
It's not healthy to deny yourself
sounds like you need a dominatrix, since you cant get control over yourself you need someone else to do it.
Ya hear that everyone?
MORE LEWDS
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You don't know what you're trying to unleash! This is for your own safety!
Oh, you're one THOSE kinds of anons.
I see.
Fine, if you don't want to see lewds here then go here
>>>/monster/201159 Tewi guy posted a normal rabbit rabbit thread so you can use that if this is too intense for you. You say you don't like lewds and yet you continue to post here, do you like the lewds?
Is this some subtle way of asking for lewds?
I-I'll stop posting when everyone stops being so… Tempting….
So never?
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Did you enjoy /monster/?
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S-surely I'll remember this time.
Last time I succeeded was April 1st 2015
Wriggle is not tempting.
You can practice for it tomorrow morning.
Wriggle a cute.
well, thats the bump limit
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Safe? NOT UNTIL I REACH
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
I said safe!
You were never safe.
this is what happens when we dont have 2hu funposting threads. now what are we going to do for august?
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Guess I'll have to make a new one tomorrow.
hope it doesnt get rickrolled again
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This always happens, the shitposting i mean, it's not unusual to see 20 or so posts saying tewi is a murderer, it's hilarious how persistant those two are.
Excuse me but what exactly is Rabbit Rabbit?
It's an old English good luck charm. You say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" or some other combination of the word rabbit at the very beginning of the month for good luck.
en.wikipedia.org
New thread; let's hope it doesn't get deleted this time.