I have an idea for an Operation:

Gay porn is an old proven Holla Forums strategy to life ruin. And don't forget pizzas. As many as possible.

whats the options then with accountability? gofundme?

We need toi send them bad shit, not gifts. Can you drop some more good ideas?

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There is a cap of an old version of this floating around with more ideas, but this is a good start.

Send them some of the cheapest weed you can find, through the mail, repeatedly. Unwrapped. The dogs will catch it. Make it look like it's from the darkweb. Do it 3-4 times and they'll be woken with a door breach at 4:00 AM.

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that would be a good idea if we had weed here. any of you faggots live in CA and can send them stanky, bad weed?

Totally, just imagine how much that would suck if someone sent you gay porn. If anyone ever did that to me it would totally fuck up my shit. My life would be over. Holy shit I'm sweating right now just thinking about how horrible that would be. Fuck, I couldn't even do it to anyone I don't think, not even my worst enemy. Some things are just so awful, I just can't even.

On its own it obviously does nothing but when grouped with other strategies it's hilarious. But I guess a faggot like you would just stick up your own ass and moan.

Bonus points if you add in a few baggies of baking soda for effect. The weed's just for smell to get it off the conveyer belt into the inspector's dog's mouth. They probably even make an extract of only the smell molecules because weedfags are retarded like that. The post office will be forced to hand them off to the DEA for testing AND they'll suspect your target of trafficking coke.

Even better if we can get some idiot running with cartels to deliver it. If he got busted and the cartels got pissed at our targets…

Than what do you have in mind that could work?

That is actually really smart. But what cartel acan we use for this?

Now this is literal united states shit postal servicing.

Just mail them dragon dildos so they can go fuck themselves easier.

If Don Lemon's house were to get searched, there is a good chance they really would find weed in there. I know for a fact that he was a smoker when he lived in Philly because one of my good friends was his dealer and I rode with them once to bring it to him.

What if I could get ahold of a lot of tiny green frogs. Lures. Cheap.
Like 50,000?

Could /pol use this?

Biblical plagues come to mind. These jews love rehashing old stories don't they?

I could get 200,000. I would need others to match my $500. 2500-3000 should do it.

Imagine if Atlanta or NYC fags armed with trash bags full……

That would be a reward for them though. Plus that shit is expensive

Well I was thinking of playing on the visible key meme. I'm all out of Zyklon canisters. Though that would be top kek.

*kek

need to send them ovens

The newer crypto coin with contract langauge. Caffeine and sleep deprived. Can't recall.

I was thinking more along the lines of drones and frog bombs, so it would rain frogs all over their headquarters.

ethereum

How much would I need to send to get him in trouble?

Backpacks, trashbags. Drop in lobby. Elevators. Stairs. Meeting rooms. Cafes. Pollute all of CNN.

Haha can you imagine sending them like E-Z-BAKE Ovens? Now where could we get 100 of them??

Stick a photo of that CNN employee inside the oven and mail it to them. OMG.

This place is corrupting me…..

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We need low quality shit for them to get in trouble, thatw ay it would be easier to detect it if it's shitty

Daily reminder that Ruin Life Tactics is outdated and is full of proven BS

We need to step up our game in this regard. Pizza bombs are not threatening.

Fecal material still works. As does gore.

My sides

Califag here, theirs not bad weed except right near the Mexican border.

Shits cheap af rn tho. Like $25/8th for top shelf.

Just rub the box with it.

Lucky. I have weed but it's 40 an eighth. Im willing to part with $200 worth.
Where is my target?

Or just a few crumbs in a sealed ziploc. The weed is just to get the package noticed by dogs and searched. The key to success is adding a bunch of baggies full of baking soda made to look like 8 balls.

This comes to mind

Actually I could see how I would react. I would use it for kindling with firewood and not give a single fuck. If asked about it I would say it was a prank and I am using it for kindling because the truth. Also is that like the gay porn spam on Holla Forums goatse style? Never looked into it because I am not a fag.
To a (((normie))) they would totally freak out.

I c wat u did thar

lul

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you sound super gay and scared people will find you hiding in the closet with your gay porn you fucking faggot

flooding them with stuff that is super cheat, but takes a fuck load of space, is also a good idea

Ive seen people busted on cops when they were trying to sell fake drugs, its some sort of crime to sell things that people think are drugs, and I dont think its like fraud, but actually drug related.

Fresh flowers?

Don't forget the accessories.

ETHEREUM CLASSIC

you can spend your life fapping for as little as 2K

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Airborne frogmen

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