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Depends on your role in society I'd imagine. Are your beliefs incompatible with reality? If so, do they have far reaching negative consequences? Do they have positive ones?

remonder

D&D NIGHT: DM LEARNING ACTIONSCRIPT TO MAKE PORN EDITION

GOD DAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO REGISTER FOR CLASSES ALL OVER AGAIN AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE FINANCIAL AID COMES IN

Garibaldi's a big fan of Daffy Duck.

I'm pretty delusional and also pretty happy. Make of that what you will.

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I knew you'd break eventually.

Eh had no real reason to until Ritsu. And didn't have name to help me either.

The actor or the character?

And I fucking hate old ass cheesy fucking western cartoons.

Well I found a roach in my apartment today so I wanna kill myself because of the chance that theres more

As for games ill play this weekend, probobly try to get far in Super Bomberman 2, maybe throw in some oddworld

Good luck fam

That period of doubt is the worst

Good morning friends. I ordered the first Yakuza game earlier, so I'm excited for that.

Who /employment/ here? It's one of the recommended steps to gaining control ;^)

Break?

Step up your game. Waking up around 6pm is optimal to get the least amount of sunlight.

NEET4LYFE

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A nearby park, which incidentally is also where that highschool reunion will be held. guess it's okay to get shitfaced if can walk home. the park isn't 3 miles away, I just took the long way

Yeah, mostly.

Character.
fuck off.

Just be proud it isn't an infestation.

Wait, it's Friday already? Wow. My RAM should (finally) be in today, but I just started Professor Layton 3. Probbaly just gonna watch a movie, jerk off to lolicon, and hit the hay.

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Don't tell me you don't have one user

Prepare for deepest lore, if I remember correctly

Get fumigation ready, those bastards come in groups

Get your hands on some sealant stuff and steal up every crack where the walls meet the floor and ceiling.

Break and start learning Nip!

Just get some of those roach motels, it'll be fine!

But why?

NO

I downloaded lots of lewd ones. last night I played one and I wanked for 4 and a half hours before i cummies everywhere

I made cookies

Did you make enough for everyone in the thread?

This fucking dungeon. At least I found all the ninja deserters already.

Probably more Shadow Hearts: From the New World. Also not sure which Genroku Legends to start next: Hell's Where the Heart is, or A Cause to Daikon For.

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can I order a dozen?

They look disgusting tbh.

He actually did it the absolute madman. He even gave them false hopes! The Ritsu can't be stopped

That shit looks good, and now I am reminded of the fact that I have no food…

Try talking to the people in charge of your course, they might be able to help or extend the date.

Vidya games is the best reason.

Lets put it like this.

Long ago there was this /d/eviant who made a game about monstergirls.
"I must protect this game" the /d/eviant said "lest it gets full of furries!"
And /d/ looked at him.
"No, Fenoxo, you are the furries"
And then Fenoxo was furries.

Then something happened with a bunch of retards trying to make CoC great again by removing the furries, and I am one of them.

Oh yeah well since I started paying attention I'm noticing common words a lot more so why not.

Look like they need more butter or something.

Cookies like that are the best
Pure flavor

It'll soon be THE reason.

I know the feeling. Been putting off getting groceries, so I had a convenience store burger for dinner, and I've been drinking a lot of chocolate syrup out of the bottle. I don't remember ever buying chocolate syrup but I had a whole bottle.

But how do I know it isnt?
I know I only saw one but isnt there a saying or something about how theres always more for every one you see?

Dont think I can, its one apartment in a complex.
Man I am gonna try to turbo clean everything tomorrow out of fear

Ill try that, thanks

anywhere I can get roach concentration camps

Those look lovely

It's an easy language to start learning, but it's a hard one to git gud at. Still, it will be fun starting out.

im going to play undertale :^)

Guess so. But lately I tend to just play older stuff that has little to no text anyway.

So then is it something you get used to or do you actively have to break your will?

I really wish I had things to distract me.

I believe that humans are naturally not smart enough to decide what's needed, in regards to politics.

Philosophically? Nihilist/absurdist, I guess.

Goddammit Karen, you're hard to love, but you're harder to hate.

Better roaches than scorpions or bed bugs.

You can always look into getting glue traps and put them by the doors. Used to have to do that to help catch scorpions, but it also got crickets, earwigs, roaches, spiders, etc.

Why would you do that?
yeah that happens, no one knows where the chocolate syrup comes from

NO

YOU'D KNOW. Trust me.

I've always lacked motivation so it just sorta happened for me.

Touching story…

You better get some cleaning done, and get yourself some of those pest repelents

Walmart has them I'm sure?

Yeah the starting part seems nice, at least being able to pick up the easy stuff.

You really gotta force yourself to do things that might be fun more. Whens the last time you sat down and made yourself play a game for a couple of hours?

Good morning 4am. Hospital here. First night as Doctor Daddy is going well. Orientation was pretty intense, bunch of 24h calls and classes and shit about ethics and long talks with the higher ups that decided to promote me. I think they did it for affirmative action, but that's just my inner cynic.

I really wanted some chocolate and I had a whole bottle.
I think one of my parents dropped it off at some point. They bring stuff sometimes and don't always tell me.
What? I still have like 70% of a bottle. It's just not accurate to call it a whole bottle anymore.

I say lad, what brand of mud are you?

What games have you guys been playing? I've been playing pic related.

Wait when did you get promoted? What to?

Congrats doctor!

Oh, shit, I get it now. I didn't mean "I had a whole bottle" as in "I drank a whole bottle". I meant "I had a whole bottle in my fridge".

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Tonight has been a very fucking good night.

How long did it take?

A few months ago.

I don't think that's the best way because that makes the game more so of a chore than something you play for entertainment.

Are you a nigger? A grill?

Medicine is a hard subject. Get ready to work your ass off in 24 hour sessions

Good one

I've been playing more Dragon's Dogma since I know got a bigger screen to play it on.
ever since I made a loli pawn, I've been getting more rift crystals.
Oh and Animal Crossing: New Leaf. it alright.

Sentient building, so brick I guess. My uncle is a lovely adobe ranch house in Santa Ana, though.

What kind?

I always just sat on my ass during the summer, so not long.

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Currently tanking in a modern WoW "raid" as I type this. When did this game get so easy? What trashmmorpg should I move on to next?

Still playing punch out a bit.

How is that golden axe? I've only ever played the first one

Guess so. But if you never try then how will you know when you are in the mood for one!

absolute disgrace.
They are some of the finest forms of entertainment.

Man, my mate got bed bugs recently and I felt so bad for the dude. Sounds horrible.
Maybe ill try for the glue traps, it would be a shame if they hurt my good spider-bros though

Well thats honestly reassuring.
still gonna try to make sure no more of those fags get in

Yeah
I am gonna try to make this place spotless tomorrow
my roomate is gonna owe me

It was in the begnining.

Back when it was Unnamed Text Game

The opposite happened in my case. Of course, I made a loli sorc in order to complement my melee focused vocation, then the pawn inclination system decided to fuck me in the ass

Tell him about the roaches, maybe he helps you. Nobody likes roaches

When did these threads get so boring

I wouldn't say that humans aren't smart enough, but that we're biased. We view things as good or bad in accordance to our feelings. This interferes with the methods we should be taking in order to achieve the desired results.

Another problem we face is that we have confused our language. For example, self-interest acts on multiple levels. Self > Family > Tribe > Nation, etc. But in our modern time, because we've taught 80IQ monkeys to read and to sound like us, this self-interest was reduced to individualism, where the self is all that matters, ignoring the groups the self is a member of and who would mutually benefit from the success of the group as a whole.

Nihilism is a good starting point to eliminate all preconceived (biased human) notions, but it is not useful as an endpoint. We can, through observing reality as it really is, determine what really matters and ignore all the noise.

Have you taken the Black Pill yet?

Stop playing mmos and modern crap if you want difficulty reg.

I just can't stand them at all. The only thing I can think of is trashy people cause all the super rednecks always have that crap on their shirts/tattoos/trucks around here.

I'm now a department head for women's services, operative division. Basically, I'm the new daddy.

Nein.

Been a doctor for a while. The first five years was hell.

Glue traps don't discriminate, and it honestly wouldn't shock me if they worked like a mini tar pit.

What do you expect? Ritsu has shit taste in everything. why do you think he's such a loser that had to parasite on his parents and his "friends"(faggots as he'd call them)?

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Good morning everybody

How was your day/is your morning so far?

Looking forward to anything coming up?

lost track of time playing Star Ocean 5.

Star Ocean 5, Monster Hunter Generations, and maybe some DS titles when my flash cart comes in.

Usually, yes.

I'm good, not crying, just a little miffed. Trying to solo-Bow this Zinogre, but it isn't going too well since I have -30 Thunder Res. Already broke its face though.

Those look pretty tasty user

SO5 and Monster Hunter Generations. When my copy of GalGun comes in I'll be juggling all three.

TERA is pretty trash now, but it used to be fun.

Have you taken the Phíl pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The Phíl pill was founded in 1983 by Sir Felipe Cólins, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, Phíl pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the Phíl pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin 4am maymays, this one is the readl deal

he was talking to me in that post

why did I go for a 3 mile walk/jog?
because I'm trying to lose weight.

Around the time I showed up.

Well shit thats cool. You gonna crack some heads? Make any big changes?

Show em whos boss?

If you like classic animation, the entire Private Snafu line is on YouTube. Good shit from back in the day.

Don't forget to grab those fan translations for it. I think the latest DS game to get a patch was that Chibi-Robo game they never brought west.

It's universal. You'll have to gather more experience if you want out of hell. And manage your shifts well, lest you fuck up.

Who?

I haven't played a star ocean besides maybe one that was on genesis, though I'm probably confused

Glad to hear it won't take much longer for me, then.

I guess that's a Catch-22 of being too lazy to play a video game.

What the fuck is the black pill?

NEIN NEIN NEIN.

Morning, nigger.

My morning is fine. It'd be better if I hadn't been downloading the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack for 4 hours.

Asking her out, but I don't know how and I'm scared of her saying no.

I guess I've yet to fully fall into self-delusion then.

One of my fav actors from Babylon 5 passed. :^(

You just have to be used to it…

How fat are you?

Cut that shit out. Be confident. If you don't do it you are just going to regret it.

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There is no good MMO's currently, Black Desert Online is fun enough for now though.

Buy potions to change your pawns inc from the army base by the starting town, the one where you fight the hydra at.

He was the one who showed me the roach
He is much more relaxed about the situation, which bugs me

but they are classics!
I can at least understand the redneck stuff
no idea why so many people make that association.

Somehow I don't think his taste in cartoons has much to do with that
Even if its very shit taste.

Dont think I have actually seen that one
Little older than the Warner classics I am used to

pleb detected
report yourself to the nearest CR-78 gas chamber/drum machine so you can get your dose of zyklon b

I can't hear you over this skinner box I'm in.

I tried Tera, but you said it yourself, It's trash now

I don't have a key for a trial. I would like to try it.

It's manufactured locally by one of your neighbors with no artificial dyes or additives. It's also 100% organic and gets you way higher than any pill produced by the big government or corporate interests.

but seriously I'M GETTING BOTH YS AND GUNDAM SOON

YAY

I did something similar, wasn't a loli though. Just made an attractive sorceress pawn and had 200k rift crystals when I went to BBI,

It's really fun. The art is great, combat feels incredibly satisfying (it feels great when your character slams his weapon on an enemy's head to finish em off), and it keeps it a bit interesting with the occasional branching paths. The only thing that really bothers me about it is it's an arcade game so it's designed to try and take quarters from you. A few of the bosses are a bit cheap, but you can still beat them without dying.

They already know that I don't fuck gently, Ritsu. I've spent several years enlightening the juniors on how operations are handled, removing their misplaced egos with a razor sharp tongue. Daddy spanks and Daddy hugs. They know this.

As for genuine changes, I've got some pet peeves I'm going to try to squish. Training errors, switching all gloves to latex free (like every other hospital in our area), establishing procedure for emergent cases at shift change, shit like that.

Oh? I hadn't heard about that. I have a patched Miles Edgeworth 2 and Love Plus, and one or two others. I only recall those two because I had to apply the patches myself. I have 205 NDS roms saved I'm going to put on there.

Star Ocean was never released on Genesis…you must be thinking of Phantasy Star?

Jesus. What, are you torrenting with 2 seeders or something?

Just make it casual. Like "oh hey, wanna go grab a bite and see a movie on [date/time]?"

F

Yeah, it's a damned shame. Used to be so fun before that Gunner update.

I'm not super fat, but I have a gut which bothers me. I'm built like a linebacker, but I'm not a giant. nor am I as fat as some of those dudes. I've already lost 45 pounds off my starting weight.

I know that, but she stills insists on following daddy and rushing head first into the enemy. And with all the purification and rarifying I must do, I don't really have much RC I can spare

Carlos? is that you? Anyway, I wager he won't be that relaxed when cockroaches start parading on the kitchen floor

i also did 100 sit ups and in a sec i'm going to do 50 or so pull ups when my dad goes away

Loved that the old cast is showing love by telling the faggots saying "I didn't agree with his politics but…" to fuck off.

yeah, probably. I don't know enough about either to differentiate the two.

I will finish this book if it kills me.

Ehh the other association I have of them is furry crap. All those anthropomorphic animals is just asking for trouble.

Cheap games like that are always fun! Managing to beat some level/boss you've been stuck on for hours is one of the best feelings in gaming. Thanks I'll add it to a list!

I guess I'm not quite there yet.

Thanks, Ritsu. I'm going to do it, I'm just terrified to.

Exactly 2 seeders, yeah.

Shit, I don't have a date/time picked out.

I'm proud!

Is it written in ye ol english style?

also fix'd

Reading older stories tends to do that. LOTR was kinda the same way with it trying to emulate that kind of writing.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU HEARD
IT'S WHAT YOU HEARIN LISTEN
prolly just gonna fuck around wit dat sfv tho.

Nah nigga, peep game, you gotta be firm and steadfast in your belief in yourself.

mornin nigga. glad you makin strides towards politicin wit da waifu cuddy.

that's rough fam

oh shit do me nigga, do me.

a nigga love snacks. I like that kind do, wit da do all like dat.

I gotta say, the dialogue in this is great so far. I keep seeing more pages I want to crop just for shits and giggles. Naoshi Onizuka is great.

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD, YOU HEARD?

Nice nice nice.

What about like sketchy situations like that gang story from before? Will you have more control to stop that crap?

And how much time are you going to spend on the floor doing stuff now?

Damn congrats, thats a lot to lose!

Theres no reason to be scared at all. Look at it this way, if she says no you never had a chance anyway so you aren't losing anything at all. But when she says yes you have everything to gain.

How is Star Ocean 5 so far? Is there any challenge or depth to the combat, or is it just mash buttons to win like 99% of japanese arpg's?

Don't you try nigga.

Words of wisdom fam

Yeah
Keeps saying it was just one
After we killed him he looked around the pantry to make sure there weren't more, then went back to watching anime
Gotta push myself to make this place spic and span if he wont

It was a more innocent time
When they were nothing more than cartoon animals.

Get on that shit. Friz Freleng, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc, nigga. Classic in every sense.

thanks brudda, its going to be a nice step to be able to understand her myself and not through someone else's translation

Maaaybe. I'm pretty sure I've seen vintage rule 34 of it before. It might even be the cause of furryism!

I do love me some Mel Blanc
Ill go give it a watch

requesting music where the singer doesn't seem to care about singing but it just adds to feel of just not caring and being reckless or whatever like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=bNvUv3YKU8w

Don't their decaying bodies attract more of their kind? Or is that centipedes? Either way, prepare for imminent invasion. Set up trenches, place traps and gas the fuckers

far from it, the thing is written in standardized English. o can also read it here
sacred-texts.com/neu/mart/mart000.htm
(I'm reading a physical copy since I hate reading books on a screen)

I actually had no trouble reading LOTR. this shit only happens when I've read shit like the Odyssey, Rendezvous with Rama and Beowulf.
maybe it's because I didn't read enough good books as a kid.

I know I've heard songs like that, but I can't think of any. I guess Creep, kind of? Thom Yorke sounds like he's just too beaten down to give a shit anymore, to me.

Thanks, DMX.

I know, I know. I'm also afraid it'd be awkward to work with her, but I practically never do.

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I wanted to know, is Black Lagoon worth watching? Is it more than anime teddiees?

I don't know anything about the dude or the show, but sounds like the old cast is pretty based.

I never got into Phantasy Star, though it was before my time. Now Phantasy Star is primarily just PSO2. There was that one DS game i think I have the rom around here somewhere but it's more like the PS MMO's iirc.

Oh wow, I was just guess.
why not just go to the share thread and get a mega download of it?

gotta plan ahead man! Get a date/time planned when YOU think would be a good day to go out. And then pick out a non-shitty place to eat and maybe go see a movie that she/you both have been kind of wanting to see.

It's more of the latter, with a rock-paper-scissors sort of gimmick with the Guarding, Light Attacks, and Heavy Attacks. It's a lot like SO3's combat, minus the Rock Paper Scissors thing. Things cna get a bit hectic though, since you have, at max, 7 party members all fighting at once, usually fighting a group of 3~6 enemies. It's easy to get lost, but that target lock lets you at least stay homed in on an enemy.

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Ehhh who cares about awkward, hell it might even work in your favor if she says no. She'll know you want to giver the d. She might end up doing you in a storage closet or something

Hi new chen avatarfag! Hows your day going?

I've never watched, so I've forgotten how to spell her name.

How about not greentexting and tell me if its good.

My brother said it was pretty good. He watches more anime than I do, so I can't really say. I think all I've watched this year is Samurai 7. Last ones I finished before that were Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo.

I see what you mean, what's the reason to be so adamant on reading it whole?

Every time I see that in your posts I know a really shitty opinion is coming.

Hey X, you deliverin' it to us tonight?

I mean I guess. I think I look no different yet. I don't plan on stopping until it's a health risk

i think the one I played was turn based

remind me to do it tommorow since I'm more concentrated on reading before I succumb to sleep.
[sp] I'll send you a link since Ritsu has me blocked so you can post it [/sp]

Ah now you got me panicked
gotta go find the body and try to dispose of it without trying to touch it
Gah, anything but an infestation please.

nice spoilers fag

I'm not exactly sure that this will be the same, or if you've heard it before, but have you tried listening to (hardcore?) punk?

youtube.com/watch?v=xHR-rzUjCzU

youtube.com/watch?v=gnWKhq8l_5c

Whats the point in losing weight if you are just going to become a gross skeleton? At least get /fit/

No it's not. LOTR TRIED that, it was still modern in a way. Older shit always has different ways to phrase shit. This is medieval shit you're reading. Remember that.

The actress of Ivanova is. Unlike other casts they don't really broadcast their political beliefs, so it's nice. And even if they do they don't try to force you into one. It's a breath of fresh air after knowing this decades version of Hollywood.

You're off to a bad start

Black Lagoon is fun to watch. It isn't super realistic, but it's dark and full of fights and good violence, while still being fairly humorous. Season 2 really picks things up, and Roberta's Blood Trail is a nice little addition, but feels pretty unnecessary over all. I'd say go for it. Watch the Jap version, because the eng dub is particularly dogshit for Black Lagoon.

Save up RC then buy the reseting pot then put the chosen inc on.
Her leash range would just be fucked up it seems.

nah you are a faggot you shouldn't watch it.

Because King Arthur was my childhood hero and I want to know the whole story of it. plus if I can conquer Arthur, than I can read anything.

i wish

WEW
E E
WEW

Alright, niggers. I'm heading off to get some sleep then think about my hypothetical date in the morning.

I'm already muscular. I'll be getting a barbell soon too. I only have 2 25lb dumbells right now that are seriously too light. but in any case, girls like skeletons

I guess after some hardcore cleaning they will just piss off. If they don't… well you'll have your very own world war in there

Wasn't there some Irish book that's supposedly near impossible to read and actually understand? I mean, that's kind of par for the course when it comes to Irish literature, but still.

pls no bully

Thats a nice childhood hero to have

Night man. Good luck.

How long did you browse the thread before becoming konata anyway?

Good luck!

Sleep well magicanon!

good luck

aww shit nigga it's been awhile. which barenstein you from? you got dee's over there?

I be doin isometics niqqa, that shit feel good tbh.

yo I cain't even do cereal and books man. I pretty much can't do shit and read at the same time.

get it mang, get in them suga walls and hang dat drywall up feel me.

yoooooooo

is this shit oc fam? you godlike my nigga.

is star ocean more like fire emblem?

X gon' give it ya.

ya'll niggas type to fast fo me.
smdh

reminder that gaybriel is a cuck

I've got more authority to throw at bad situations now. I'm still bound by policy, so I can't throw them out or refuse to see them but I can take control of the patients that are the absolute worst. I can pull more strings, so if shit starts getting bad I can have more security patrols or start denying visitors. I can't really do it selectively, but blanket denial is better than nothing.

As for time on the floor, I'll only get to stand in on bad deliveries and OR cases. My days of delivering healthy babies have definitely come to an end. I might be able to swing the primary care patients that I see in clinic or in my office, but it's doubtful. At least I still get to keep hours, right?

late 1400s is too old for medieval.

The Mabinogi? yeah that one's next on my list

Pussy.

i've been here the entire time

The game looks pretty but if it's just upgraded SO3 I think I'll pass. I went into SO3 knowing almost nothing except that it takes place in the far future, and expected a cool sci-fi RPG. Turns out they all largely ignore the sci-fi shit for most of the game and the combat is just press attack button to win.

Getting a PS4 was a mistake. Maybe I'll get into fightan' games or something until Nier is out.

Nah, it was Finnegan's Wake or something like that? I don't read much anymore so I don't know much about books.

Session was called off.

By the way, we're still recruiting players. Check the dedicated board if you're intrested.

Or rather too old for my taste.
early middle ages best ages because there was so much shit going on since it was the collapse of roman empire.

but… X. Are you going to give it to me? or….

I can attest to that

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I already did that, multiple times. Guess my loli dreams of being a MK, even when it's literally impossible. A little girl can dream I guess, and I can just put her on mage support role, getting hired sluts to do the close quarter help

Damn, if you asked anyone here under 16 you'd hear nothing but "Who?"

Shit taste!

and now I'm leaving

Eh girls like lean guys not sickly anorexic ones.

Thats good about being able to order guards around and stuff. That actually sounds pretty fun.

Sucks about the second half though.

Oh!

Does this mean I've lost control of my life, or taken control of it.

OH SHIT! You are giving it to me, I didn't read the whole post. thanks Earl!

yeah, you better

nigga may wanna focus on one at a time yo. don't playa hate congratulate. cast off dat foma and find dat karass and get at dat wampeter. talkin bout purpose my nigga.

I got conjugal rights here. balee dat hmu

Once you've finished your book, go read Gravity's Rainbow or House of Leaves or even Infinite Jest. That'll give you a decent appreciation of modern English literature.

Alright my eyes are heavy and watery
Gonna go slam my face into my wildly uncomfortable bed, see you lovely faggots later

Sessler get the fuck out

Definitely Phantasy Star, even moreso if it was on Genesis since there was never a Star Ocean on Genesis. The first original entry was on Super Famicom

Oh, nice. Hard to find that sort of thing nowadays.

Not at all. The closes thing I can compare it to is Tales? But even this it's sort of it's own thing.

To each their own. I loved SO3 muh nostalgia I did like that about SO4 though, was how "sci-fi" it was. Bacchus was the coolest too bad SO4 had god-awful 3D character model animations in the cutscenes and even worse english voices.

go back to Italy so you can keep obsessing over Romans and Greeks, faggoty autiste artist

Are you that todd? Its been a while.

I followed you about halfway there, the rest might as well be canadian. I can't understand it at all!

See ya mate, don't let the roaches bite you

Night arino! Don't let the cockroaches bite!

That's dumb, who hasn't heard of King Arthur?
it's basic fairy tails 101, he even had a disney film.

Thinking of trying to play some mid-90s-to-early-2000s shooters, primarily ones made by Monolith (NOLF, Alien vs. Predator, already tried and failed to play GoG version of Shogo), maybe some TPS like Giants Citizen Kabuto or Slave Zero.

Should I but that SD card loader for Dreamcast? Mine's disc drive doesn't work and I've tried to fix it to no avail.

You read the Canterbury Tales? I've tried myself but I can't summon the willpower to sit down and read it, since the dialect is so far removed from mine and the stories are really long-winded.

I miss when people didn't need to broadcast their beliefs.

You're the faggot who can't read.

Nah, I just posted Todd because it seemed appropriate.

just cleaning my gaogaigar today, might do a couple light doodles if anyone wants any

Oh user, if only you knew, if only you knew
What? Which?

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Sword in the Stone, dude.

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I'm just up at my normal hours getting fucking plastered as usual. I work nights so this is my late night.

I got nude snapchats tonight from a reasonably attractive chick because I'm apparently a normalfag and should get the fuck out.

Aside from that, I played some Shadow Warrior today and had a blast. Surprisingly fun little modern game. Kind of upset I passed it up but now I get to experience it in all its glory.

Canttebury tales is what got me into middle english. I never finished it because

Sword in the Stone.

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In my experience they like twigs and other general trash. but no, I plan on being muscular still. I want to get 45lb or 50lb dumbells after the barbell, and maybe a bench.

I may have played it through an emulator in broken japanese, which I can't read in the first place.

you don't speak Jive?

Whats got you down user?

You gonna share those pics or what?

oh, I really just saw the paper scissors rock thing and thought it was like the sword axe spear shiz monica.

Checked
They're actually all terms from a Vonnegut novel.

that shit is str8 undechiperable fam

Shit like Canterbury Tales is, having not read the entire thing, seems like a literary work that I'm guessing no one has really read it possibly even hundreds of years yet will always get straight jerked off over as a work of major relevance in at the very least the English speaking world. I highly doubt anyone outside of Britain, America, and Canada sees it as anything worthwhile.

I blame the Third World for this

good job. are you going to try and bang her?

I know that feel.

fam, I saw it in spanish when Iwas living in Mexico with my grandma, if spics can watch it, so could whatever thirdworld shithole you're from.

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Guess so. I kinda had the grungy twiggy thing going when I was slightly more of a normalfag so I get what you mean.

You are full of surprises DMX.

Some things are just not meant to be fam

As if I would ever get nude snapchats from reasonably attractive girls. T_T

?

DMX says so.

Nigga I fuckin love Gondola.

Disney got dat reach like my boy Tyson back in the day.

full of surprises but you already know what it is fam.

I bet you didn't even watch The Prince of Egypt, faggot.

Well, yeah. It was written by an Irishman.

Has that film aged well?

Actually I did. It's just sword in the stone that I don't remember watching

Definitely; I just watched it about 6 months ago and it's still excellent. Top notch soundtrack and animation even by today's standards.

It?

YAY

it somehow works

my only option is to become some sort of thin buff guy, which I hope is okay, and my muscles aren't too big or something ridiculous. stupid cruel vagina wielding 3DPD.

sorry, I must be tired. All I ever got were pictures sent via text, but I'm sure I'll get something via snaps one day, I just need to meet more hot girls

Not surprising, given that they both have knights and a rather similar feel

See how easy it is, you dummy?

Anyway, I'm out. Time to dream of lewd little lolis and (not lewd) video games.

it's still confusing but comfier to get into. now Arthur is going to fight against some people in his first battle for some reason. this was as the furthest I've gone in the book.

One of these days long after 4am is dead you will find your waifu and think to yourself "Ritsu was right"

Night user!

That's some shitty gallows humor

Good night user, may you dream with beautiful lolis

Night!

Just keep reading lazy ass.

But pictures via text are actually better you dingus; snaps disappear after one viewing while texts can be jerked off to forever.

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Mate, you're gonna have to let go of your delusions

I'd say so nigga, Disney wouldn't ee'n fuck wit da cgi if they wasn't finna make it pop kna'mean.

Even Robin hood still good as fuck despite recycling Jungle Books animations.

Disney got dat fire man, even if they pushin race-mixin like a mug. I don't play dat. Rubber's son. Frog and a princess or whatever was on some cuck shit ya'herd.

nigga that's atmospheric af. when my power went out one time I was read some game of thrones books by candelight, now, you wanna talk about ambience my nigga. shoot.

Like you can't just screen cap it.

no, I've already accepted my death. but it reminds me of this picture I made

it's more accomplishment type thing, like doing it in a pool, or in a movie theater. both of which I have achieved

maybe once I'm dead, which knowing 3DPD, will come sooner rather than later

SAVED

Thanks my nig.

Aight guys, I'm off to bed.

Sleep tight everybody, catch you guys on the flipside~

True, but then it tells the sender that you took a screencap when they probablye didn't want you to do so. Text means they intended you to have the picture forever, which is definitely better.

This just sounds awkward and annoying unless you're going balls out and not giving a fuck who knows you're doing it.

I fo'real forgot to type my response dawg shoot. my bad nigga.

Ye' I mean just the nonstop allusions to shit that a well-read english educated, Catholic Irishman from that fucking time period would comprehensively understand and know. It's pretty much Esoteric: The Epic. Beginning a book mid-sentence, no exposition, in the fucking trash.dmx

wut

Night!

That'll be too late user. You must find happiness on your own terms. 3DPD will leech that happiness from you. It is the fate that awaits everyone that lurks here and decides to go for 3DPD, it just doesn't work

When I stole it I knew it was an opportunity I couldn't pass up

How many 3dpd have you been with anyway? Any serious ones?

Night yoza!

ye nigga we good

Sleep tight

I'm spreading it.

Doing things in public can be fun. That extra danger of being caught is hot.

If the world is ever going to be engulfed in nuclear flames, this is the best time

Spread the word mi negro, spread the word

asians got dey lingerie game on point my nigga dayuuum.

selling 1 (one) CUTE blonde british girl

any offers?

I will negro.

Nah, I pass

yo I got piss yo. y'all niggas watch my jet fa'me?

Is this the Rotherham thread?

Where's your name fam?

4 quid

Night, DMX.

I recognize that I have pleb tier animu taste.

Night?

You read nigger awfully good yakuza

I think I'll just book mark it here and call it a day.

goodnight

it was during the first paul blart mallcop hahaha. the theater was basically empty

I know it doesn't work, but it is the path that is laid ahead of me.

I've only banged a handful of girls really, two of which were sisters. I've only really dated two girls, and out of those two, I only had "real" feelings for one, but that was probably hormones as I was 16 at the time. most of the girls I bang I don't date, they seem to prefer it that way, even if I bang them for a period of several months.

warning: do not cuddle me until i've had a shower

And how does this make you feel?

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d*mn why did they have to kill harambe?

The first step to a better life is accepting your faggotry

Don't push yourself

If it's the path you want to follow, then follow it. Only you can see to it that you find what you want, if you know what that is.

I tend to have a history with it.

Because niggers can't take care of their children.

quick question before I sleep.
if you could own any type of armor from the middle ages, what would it be and from what century?

Anglo-Saxon, 1066. I want to RP removing Normans.

Maybe you should stop with all the one night stands and casual sex.

Might help to focus more on just dating girls before you bang em.

Are you half black?

Well, at least I tried

No, nigga I already told you what I am.

to spout a meme, I never asked for this. however, I have an incredible urge to sire children. it seems to be more important that anything else in my life. I'll be damned if I let my family bloodline die off

Which is it! Is this confusing nigger speak on purpose?

What was the shit music?

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Are you the only one to carry your family's legacy? Isn't there anyone else?

You're retarded.

That one with the lil nigga walking at the beginning, the name escapes me trips man

fix'd

I know but that doesn't answer the question.

I hope those faggots at wiki leaks actually have something truly incriminating like that.

This is too much to be true fam

OH
That was me shitposting the playlist, they usually skip it because it annoys them.

You dense fuck. I didn't imply anything about being half black.

Quarter black?

Fuck off.

Consider the first impression fucked fam. I guess I'll give it another try

right, however, girls don't like me. so usually my only way in is through casual sex or one night stands. If you have any tips on dating girls that aren't land whales, or some way to shrug off this curse, I'm all ears.

I have two older brothers, but both of them are cowards or fools who have wasted their precious opportunities.

daily reminder that belrose is a cock sucking faggot that should be stoned to death with sandals

Still love you yaku

Hi Bel

No argument there.

Does the responsibility really lie on you? Or is it you that makes it so?

u wot m8

struth cunt

This deserves to be framed and exhibited at museums

Alright lads, I feel like I'm sober enough to go to sleep now. See you fuckers tomorrow.

Alright, gonna go dream of sweaty Mila cuddling me. Night guys!

Woops, meant to say no argmuent FROM ME. My bad.

Night

Night Night

Nah not really. Why any of the girls I dated stayed with me is beyond me. I was always a NEET weirdo. Maybe just like be funny and interesting and shit. Best I got there fam

Night user! Cya next time.

Night too yakuza!

wait, WAIT.
You're black?

what are you talking about?
my oldest brother is getting too old, and he's also basically homeless, and my other brother hates kids

No.

best reaction

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What'd he do this time?

I'm just wondering if you're going the way you are just because of an irrational need of preserving a bunch of genes, rather than what you really want.

D-did I scare him off? Please come back

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Right, so in the mean time, it is random sluts to gain power levels, crazy diet/workouts, loud crazy motorcycle, and high paying/ high status job.

if I can pull this off, hopefully then they'll have some reason to stay

Lets put it this way, lets say I plan on having no kids, and never boning again. what do I do with my life? exist here till I die and rot? Unless there's some sort of human VS alien war, or space trucking becomes a thing, this is the best option

i guess plebcuck is out of memes
thats why you dont shit on god himself

You just live your life following your own objectives. Are you really sure the world needs your geneseed? Or maybe it'll be better off without it? Your legacy is better immortalized through actions and achievements, not by kids

you have to go back

Sounds like the typical Chad tbh fam
It's always been the opposite for me, girls like to date me but I never try to get some.
Purge all fornicators

First pic so I could larp as a crusader on a Holy Mission to reclaim the promised land

Looks like you'll have to find someone new to play overwatch with wink wink nudge nudge.

That'll probaby be enough for some slut.

sorry my friend, it is you who has to go back to the gas chambers

Ritsu, I have defeated the evil GenISIS that has disgraced your fine name. M'lady I do this as your Champion, I know that we have never met before but I ask that you take my hand.

RIP
Pray for that nigga ernight

prolly a bodice

real talk monica, pic related

ya boy called this one, i knew that bitch was a perpetrator nigga. I been stay on that MAGA shit.

yo sorry ya'll I been blunted

I don't know who you are but I like your style.

he'll delete you randomly
just saying he's a weird cunt with deep deep issues
start talking bout the kikes and he'll coil up like a spring and act like a cuck

AND he derails threads cus hes an attention seeking whore

I'm not buying you it you jew. I got plenty enough to pay off already

how do i get attention here >:(

Don't forget randomly linking CP

Hey whoa I never implied that!

Maybe I'll get money this weekend finally and buy it

I will not allow my pure scottish genes to go to waste.

Is there a difference between chad and brad? because I've always imagined it as someone who either drives a truck, or a convertible that their dad bought, and wears polo shirts and shutter shades.

Also, I will continue to fornicate as much as possible until I am dead, like conan.

but is it enough for the types I like? the ones that dress like elvira. and is it enough to keep them around for more than a month or two?

as always, you got my back X.

You can stroke my cock for starters :^)

That sleep deprived feeling.

got eeem

looks like ritsu chan gettin a rowdy lil nation behind her fam.

what ya'll niggas talkin bout fam

yo long as you down to ride nigga I get downs for mines tho that's all I'm sayin.

its like you want to get
PHILLED
again cuckitsu

Probably. Are there even gothy girls like that anymore?

At least you are having fun gaming right?

Bel.

Your choice user, just make sure to not forget that your children actually have to survive and become productive members of society if you want your genes to "not go to waste". We'll see if you manage to pull that off

talking bout some cunt that should neck himself and do us all a favor

fucking oath thats right, sick fuck. i remember him complaining when they bombed /hebe/ and EVEN they hated him for constantly spamming cp and linking it to people.
weirdest cunt unhung bar chrischan

You'll always have my (You), karen

Do it and we will play. Maybe even be friends.

;^)

Chads are any alpha normalfag. Never heard the term brag.
Also keeping women around requires you to be the kind of person woman want to build a future with. You plan to shag and move on. Youre going to be stuck with whores.

Oh.

I'm playing on a $1300 tube TV. So yeah, it's fun.

Belrose: notorious pedophile faggot with mental issues. Worse than Wolfspider even.

Eh. My boss just got pissed off and quit, and we work in a science trailer, so we might get closed in a month.

Gonna DM some pathfinder. Fighting gyno and transgynosphynxes

what do I do now?

sound like a nigga dat gon get got put my name on that one man, gotta put my name on that one niqqa.

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Does having such an expensive tv do anything with older games though?

I'm only friends with people who buy me games so there!

favourite poster

What up nigs. Fuck this damn heat, it was scorching hot today and I think I got sun burnt.

Anyway how are you all doing tonight?

also fix'd

X, I got your back till the end of time

I talked to one online that lived in canada once. they are just rare nowadays, but as you know, I'll settle for redheads of most varieties.

Are you saying I'd be a deadbeat dad? Well you're wrong. I'd teach my kids to be strong, not to be victims.

I guess I am trying to be the strongest alpha I can be.
I do want to bond with them emotionally and build a relationship, girls just don't like me enough to stick around most of the time. at best I get a "you're real nice, but I just don't want to go out with anybody right now" which I read as code for "you're too fat, nor do you have enough money"

Well, I'm heading off to sleep. First time in the cytu, at least I can say the music is tasteful. If I haven't earned my rest yet, I'll probably see you guys tomorrow. Sleep tight faggots

I haven't really been outside since I quit smoking, if anything I'm cold in the house all the time cause they keep the AC too high.

Whats up plank?

i hate this image so much you NEED to stop ruining threads with it

It's a studio monitor someone pulled out of an editing warehouse that was going to be demolished. They cost $20-$40,000 back in 2003. According the I.D. number on the back SONY only produced 1000 of these. No idea how many still exist, but I use it for retro gaming.

I'll leave with a warning: Be careful, for the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Your plan could easily backfire spectacularly, I know some that have. Good luck fam

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

It started.

I propose we ally ourselves against the evil ritsu menace

Spoken like a true Pharisee

I went to the gym and walked back in the rain, got soaked. As always the heat kills me.
Play any vidya?

Lucky, my house is full of cheap mexicans that hate turning on a/c. I had a busy day today so I suppose that was cool. My room is mess and I'm slowly trying to clean out some of the stuff but I suck at cleaning.

Or else what?

im going to bed fags
and remember to avoid having a shit, ritsu tier waifu.

Ok now that is really fucking cool. Congrats on that user!

What kept you busy?

Avert thine eyes m'lady I'll take care of the situation.

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Haha pretty good user!

Lucky fucker though I paid $30 for my PVM-20M2U. Does your monitor only do 240p/480i too?

Volunteer training shit I did then afterwards walked my dog and exercised with my cousin. It's more productive than my usual days of just staying at home playing vidya so that's a start. You are planning on learning glorious nippon language right? Any particular reason why?

How was the gym? I love the rain way more than I love heat waves I think. Haven't played much vidya this week, should probably play xenoblade chronicles again. You?

man my fingers are killing me
trying to git gud at the new guilty gear and im geting my shit pushed in
cant wait to git gud

A few reasons. A big reason is Ritsu, gotta be able to understand her. Also games and shows and the fact that one of these days I'm going to go there.

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It does 240p, 720p, & 1080i

Also it does that without any image processing so still Zero Lag all around. Luck had nothing to do with it. I paid cold hard cash & worked hard to buy it. Worth every penny.

no whiteknighting here cuckboy

i know a secret

checked

tell me

Cannot deny these quads

nice quads

Yeah, okay.
I'm going to go watch shitty italian horror movies and maybe listen to asmr whores tell me nice things while I try to sleep. Warhammer night tomorrow. should be fun, maybe I'll get to fight some 'nids.

Remember the honeys, the sweet girls, hold them close, remember the feel of them in your arms, and everything will be okay.

is it the combination to your chastity belt?

Amazing.

What if Ritsu suddenly learned how to speak engrish through the holy power of anime dubs? Would you prefer her to speak our language?

ur a faggot?

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Fuck, I'm jealous. I'd like to play Xbox/Dreamcast games on my PVM but I'd have to try and get a downscaler.

Its actually a plotpoint in the show multiple times that she can't really learn english so.

Night guy!

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I love going to the gym. After being some neet skinnyfat skeleton for so long I've really made an effort to get /fit/. Turns out I enjoy pushing myself everyday and the satisfactory feeling afterwards. As much as I like the rain, not quite the best to walk in when it's cold and I'm wearing a tank top.
Played some overwatch and wow like the good blizzdrone that I am today. Probably should find new things to play soon. Maybe EDF?

You can do it user. It took me ages and multiple keyboards to finally become a good starcraft player but it was worth it.

GAH! *Fffufufhuh* *huff* *huff*
You win this time
cuckins

I .. will.. RETURN

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the quads have spoken
ritsu will forever be a shit
genesis will forever be the music of the gods and phil collins will always be our god and savior

Also 480p. I'm sure there's more I can get out of it. I'm thinking of getting of those RGB scaling boxes so I can take VGA, turn it into something it can use, & then make this into a dedicated mame monitor.

The alternative is just getting a Neo Geo & a bunch of carts, but I;m not made of money.

You can't die now! Not like this!

by the power of dubs and quads it has come to pass

the power of the KORG gods bids that you shall be gone forever
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

The North American battle music is so good.

cheers mang
ill get there one day. little by little everyday

color my colored ass a jealous nigga nigga

rip nigga damn.

wanna eulogize this nigga man

yo this is just how raoh did toki tho, wit quads.

dat you off by one?

ya'll niggas remember when I was Neo.

also who bitch this is?

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Those lazy shits trying to get out of making a dub

I suck at getting /fit/. I'm good at walking, walk 4.5 miles on most days, but I don't feel like lifting weights at the gym. I feel like I'm being watched and I don't exactly have a workout routine planned out.

EDF is great although I've only played it on my shitty 360. I would highly suggest it. If you got some buds to play with that makes it even better.

ITS OVER SHITSU
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Sadly there is a dub

Also there's a lot of bootleg Neo Geo carts that'll make your autism boil. Do you know if consoles that do 480p+ have a VGA cord or do you have to use an adaptor to get it to work with that extron? The only console that comes to mind right now is the Dreamcast.

VGA would come from my PC. I've never messed with dreamcast on the VGA side. I've heard those bootleg neogeo carts are really inaccurate too.

i liked the dub

MY EARS ARE MELTING
KEK ALL MIGHTY ITS DISGUSTING

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youtube.com/watch?v=KpZk8jPr668
youtube.com/watch?v=KpZk8jPr668
youtube.com/watch?v=KpZk8jPr668
youtube.com/watch?v=KpZk8jPr668

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Kill yourself, shlomo.

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hello(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

DELETE THIS

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Mark banned me for some reason

did you break the rules?

How long? I got banned for rule 8 for an hour because I'm so damn good at derailing threads.

nah it was a joke :^)

less than a minute, pretty funny I guess

you deserve to get banned

It's okay konata, I'll watch the shitty dub just for you.

don't it's terrible
i had to force myself to like it

no u

thread is dead time for me to leave
G'night if anyone is still on

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I need help. I'm not surprised the threads here for it died out so quickly.

is it that bad?

I've put ~130 hours into it already.