MACARONI CONFIRMED FOR GOD

Reminder that the son of his wife is older than him.

This is the fucking funniest thing I read all day, wew frogs.

we memed too hard

French people should transform whatever money they keep in bank accounts to something actually valuable, like house and garden, gold, guns, preserves… Shit is gonna hit the fan. Hard.

We've got another 12 years before the next European War. I'd be more worried about what's going to happen economically to the US in the next year or two.

We're in bad shape in France, but no worries. The Africans here are nothing like american blacks. The muslims are a problem, but like everywhere else, they boast, they are dumb, they are the product of a thousand years of inbreeding and they live on our money. When that runs out, they will be ended.

Please tell me he's going to be impeached once French people are sick of all this shit and he dies on a pike like the old mythos stories usually do.
At least we're finally starting to go back to the golden age.

wtf i love macron now

Although France needs a King this is not the (((king))) they need or want.

Kek. Their hero is a communist dictator with a super-inflated ego, color me surprised.

It's time for guillotines

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Even with no fraud guy was elected by 17% of the adult population of France by playing on vote splitting and how corrupted the french election process is.

Literally only the (((1%))) and their good goys voted for him.

This is a smooth bore pump-action gun. So category B (long way to go just to have the right to ask for the habilitation), and the French prefects don't deliver habilitations for such guns anymore.
Go for an Italian or Russian semi-auto like pic related. Category C, so no authorization needed.

Nope. That's a Remington 870 pump-action, and I *have a friend* who got one on a skeet-shooting license (C category).

Oh. So it's a rifled-bore 12ga 870. Pure faggot heresy. Have fun with your donut-shaped pellet spread.

fucking lol

Enlightenment.

Yes, Nero too.
Think it through: making your horse a senator is Trump-tier trolling of a bunch of asses … but to a (((historian))) totes cray

She was rich. So most probably he is a sociopath capitalist style - money money money.

Our journalists aren't french though.

Yeah I don't think there was much fraud because of how retarded both Le Pen and the electors were.
Although there certainly was fraud during the législatives.

Even a god king can bleed.

So he's just going to go around and father a dozen kids or so?

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Every day that goes by, Macron and his government are being ridiculed, because that is what the frenchs expect from the successor of Hollande.

spoiler that shit next time.

Harambe!

Her nose is wider than her eyes. What was the Creator Mind thinking??

:}

Nigger, Nigger
Doing time
In the prison for his crime
What Immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy primal symmetry?

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NEUROTYPICALS BTFO

This is how I'm hoping the Barron Trump presidency Führung will go.

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I'm going to need some proof on that claim. As far as I know Suetonius wasn't a jew, for example.

wew

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Well that makes some sense. French false messiah? That's a bit weird but okay.

Leave it to the French to bring in the antichrist.

Trucks are still legal.

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Actually, I remember this being a real thing he SAID, not something he DID. Apparently he wanted to tell the Senate that they were fucking worthless and threatened them to be replaced by his own horse, obviously back then the political elite of the time absolutely hated him so they took his words and made him into the laughing stock of the civilized world. Same thing with Nero, but in his case it was more because they were reprimanding him for not being able to deal with the situations presented to him than because he was a crazy artist into /ss/

At least we know they won't win in the end

Well, like most of the roman pantheon, Macron has no problem fucking his mother.

All this bluster sounds like they're secretly jealous of Trump and want someone similar but leftist to hold up as a hero. Their problem is, you can't force charisma any more than Hillary Clinton could force a bond with millenials. You can't say you're amazing, other people have to say it about you.

Ha, the knowledgeable one knows that Zeus died long ago in the time of Perseus. He sacrificed himself so that the others may survive the wrath of his father. Hades power then was spent and he went to live by his father KRONOS in the underworld. A new family then took Olympus. Θεός

The Jew uses Jove's carcass to tell his minions he will rule like Jehovah who they between themselves call Yahweh once they moved into Mycenae past the Lion's Gate unopposed.

Macron is someone to take very seriously. This will become more and more apparent as time passes.

Not for hwhite males

Under-fucking-rated

I think the kikes fucked up big with this guy lmfao and if he's the type of guy that I think he is we're going to have extremely fun times ahead of us and I mean that sincerely. One thing that I will always always always cherish about European history is its royal families. From the Doges of Italy, the Kings of France and England, the Kaisers of Germany, and the Tsars of Russia they all had one thing in common. Every so often a dude, who's autism is beyond comprehension and has a God complex that reaches the stars, would take the throne and holy fucking shit just about all of em ended up turning into Europe's most glorious years. Macaroni might be a living remnant of those times and I pray to God he is, if you want to know when God has finally blessed us with a happening beyond compare just wait for this dude to start fucking with the French military if he hasn't already.

Brace yourselves brothers, craft your banners and prepare your heralds because we might actually get to participate in a good old European brawl where one country decides to start flipping tables on all the other countries at the cafeteria. I already have my Lorica Squamatta polished and my Gladius sharpened, we'll get to purge the shitskins and kikes and of course kick the ever loving shit out of each other just to drain some of those annoyances we all have

Edith Hamilton's Mythology mentions nothing of this.
Where may this depth wisdom be obtained? Bulfinch's Age of Fable? It is on my list to read.

I don't know about Macron. I wasn't expecting anything from him but Sarkozy bis but he seems to be pissing off everyone which I can appreciate. Especially the leftists (Les Insoumises). They all voted for him and now act like they're the fucking Résistance (see a parallel with America?). Whatever happens we're gonna have a lot of funs and happenings indeed.

Nicander's Heteroioumena which Constantine read from when he founded Constantinopolis.

So you read it from the source that the compilers read it from. I do intend to read the Iliad, Odyssey, and Aeneid. But I was thinking I would move on to the works of Pindar, Hesiod, etc. later on.
Are there any other sources you'd like to recommend?
You seem to have found many connections between these stories. I'm still a pleb, and only can cite the correlation between the Bible mentioning a flood and the Epic of Gilgamesh mentioning a flood. (I have yet to finish Gilgamesh.)

During the election the left had propaganda saying things like "With Macron this Sunday, against Macron starting Monday". The left is so scared of "fascists" they're tricked into voting for the complete opposite of what they want every single time.

Don't believe the kike lies. Caligula was a great emperor.

This feels like Reddit: the ideology

So will he be re-introducing the French Republican Calendar again too?

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Seems more like commodus to me.

What is it with the French and being prissy weirdos with a faggot God complex? Louis XVII or whatever proclaimed himself the Sun King

Who cares? Just because (((surviving sources))) all claim the same thing doesn't mean they're right. I guess Trump and Hitler were pretty shitty leaders too, just look at all of this negative attention they had when in power! Also Suetonius didn't have to be a kike to be a liar, this Morder cuck isn't a kike either If Caligula was a monster the same way Trump and Hitler are monsters, then he sounds like a pretty cool guy.

Instead look at what Caligula accomplished. Of course he shit all over the senators, they were worthless. He inherited the empire floundering in debt after Julius and Tiberius and he paid it all off. Even the founding fathers couldn't do that. He left the empire indebted to nobody, and he got assassinated for his trouble.

I hope so.

Don't worry, lads. He's under control.

Shlomo needs to stop trying to make him a thing. Pre election all his former bank buddies outed him as a moron who didn't even know basic shit and was too stupid to look it up for himself. Just a lazy cunt with no sense or shame.

This bogandof shit is absurd

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REMINDER

Dude, it's not a fucking joke.

Let me give you a quick rundown…

Does that mean he is going to turn into a swan and fuck women?

I'm seeing an attempt to really hype this faggot up as if he's impressive or something. Leftists on social media talking about how he's totally going to humiliate Trump and similar bullshit. Its like they don't even realize that noone really takes him seriously, he's just a kike puppet.

Yeah I do see something in Macron. Unlike other puppets that move up quickly (Obama, Renzi?), this guy has his own internal ambition. Then again, things are so pozzed that his conception of a glorious future could just be extra dildo.

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What is this man? What do we know about him?

An upstart boy who thinks himself great.
His daddy's money and influence got him popularity so he thinks this is how the big boys act.
Sad.

Just fucking look at the portrait of this tough guy

AT LAST I TRULY SEE, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?

THE FRENCH WILL DOOM US ALL, HITLER FORSAW ALL THIS HE TRIED TO STOP IT.

His gripping of that desk is the equivalent of a manlet standing on his tiptoes for a picture. He's a real faggot

What a fucking turn around..though that depends on what he means by "like jupiter".
Does that mean smiting the muzzies? Or the racist, xenophobic whistleblowers?

Has he done 1 thing yet? Anything important at all?

At least Trump did outrageous shit before obtaining the "god emperor" title.

This is merely for publicity. And the left will buy it.

I think he is being careful.. somewhat.
Gotta give him credit for that.

You see his "third position" is peculiar. Perhaps it won't be a mere facade for a left wing movement.

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

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It very much is a copy, or at least (((their))) attempt at combatting the "god emperor" meme. It seems they realized in all the character assassination, that they are trying to build up and create another "hero" for leftists to rally behind, because their attempts to destroy heroes of the right prove fruitless. More come up faster than they can effectively take down (and some unkillable). But the thing is, their attempt to lionize this "champion of communism" can be an opportunity to further divide the left if one were to take the approach of the left/commies betraying the initial "feminist" movement. Get the feminists and other french commies to engage and drive eachother apart, much like how BLM is creating a rift with the LGBBQ community.

This actually might prop up a good reactionary movement. Something where strength is seen, recognized and celebrated.

What I'm trying to say is:
< this is the end for the shitlib movement if Macron's position get's endorsed by their followers.
We've changed the left forever.

Never thought I would see the day the left clamored for a 'dirty' 'smelly' 'man' 'bigoted' 'white man' for a king. Make it happen Holla Forums. Then maybe work can be done on their clamoring.

sounds like a certain Hillary

Yeah but it's strong lefties areas. Lefties voted communist/socialist in the first round, Macron/blank/spoiled in the second.
(it's a thing to intentional spoil bulletins in France, it mean voting with a previous bulletin for a candidate not in lice, or just writing/striking on ballots as a political statement, it's really common. It's almost impossible to fraud, the counting is public and multi-partisan even in the smallest town. And nothing is destroyed it's immediately resealed in case there is reclamation, and typically the smallest reclamation means redoing the local vote, happens fairly regularly too. Spreading political flyers, not even naming parties or candidates, the day of the election is cause enough to re-do a vote…).

The real problem is so many retards voting communists then somehow are perfectly fine voting a Rothschild puppet in (the literal exact opposite of what they believe in) "because it's better than nationalism"… when it's really not and if you talk to them one on one THEY FUCKING KNOW IT'S NOT.
But they still do it, because insane level of mental conditioning is why.
Still despite that 11M people voted for the nationalists… It went from 3 to 6 to 11 so it's not like people aren't waking up (15M you have a really serious shot at winning).

Problem is they're likely gonna get us in a war with Russia before the next elections.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_participants
Daily reminder that Macron was also part of the Bilderberg Group in 2014

They're acting like he's some anti-establishment figure, but in a good way unlike Trump. The doublethink is fucking real considering he's an ex-Rothschild banker and was in the French government for 2 years.

Leftists calling themselves anti-system always love the controlled op anti-system candidates they are presented with.

Remember when you used to think Rage Against the Machine wasn't part of the machine?
Me neither.

They also conveniently ignore the fact that he paid a polling company a fairly huge sum of money to check what the most popular views in France are before he wrote his policies.

So he's a narcissist? No surprise tbh.

there's a list somewhere a twitter user and a few other got banned for, all the things that went wrong during these elections.

- massive frauds. people bragged to be able to vote multiple times.
-lot of FN militants got their voting card revoked. (happened to my parents)
- unability for some people to vote, especially in regionswhere the FN made a high score previously.

- at the exit of polling stations(which are usually classrooms) people throw the other candidates in the trash. the monday after the elections, dumpster-trash diving reveald essentially Macron buletins. this means people voted for Marine at over 70%!

- scratched or marked bulletins
- refusal for most socialist or LR communes to allow people to check the countings.
- no recounts
- incredibly short delay between the election and take of power (usually over two weeks, here Macron took in in a few days.)

so yes it is a dictatorship.

well now we literally have the jewest thing possible, a Rotschilds banker for "president". this versus some dumb conspiracy. and he brags about it!

He wears two rings like a closet faggot;
One ring for Brigitte, one for his little toy boy. Disgusting.

If only all Rome had just one Kek!

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Only one flaw: The orange and green circles should be TINY to remind the viewer that abnormal sexual preferences are an insignificant minority.

Sounds like that Marie Antoinette chick. Only now the French are checked and won't do shit.

Yeah but Trump is a 70yo fatman one bad golf shot from a heart attack. This Macron could have 30 years to shape the landscape.

This guy can't even get women his own age

(check'em)

It does. And not only France, I pray for day when monarchy will be restored in Poland.

Theos, Dias and Zeus are basically different ways to pronounce the same thing. You get tangled up in this stupid web of names and don't notice the obvious because you assume everyone spoke english since the dawn of time. I hope you fix your ignorance,

France is the odd one out in Europe with a moon based mythological system, see: Joan of Arch ect.

Its why they are always starting shit.

They declared him God-King. What of it. Every king ultimately wants to be emperor. And we know who the God Emperor is.

Nero did the original Holocaust and allegedly burned 6 gorillion kikes alive. What do you think?

You are right sir, the proportions seems to be inspired by kike science.
Truely, memes are to be handled with extreme care.

Congratulations, France. You now have a literal demon as your leader.

Don't talk to me or my mom's husband ever again.

Fuck off, Christcuck.

Age is vanity after all. Also not sure if legit. Hand and datestamp?

That's a really nice portrait.

When your wife's son says he's too old to be your lover.

shit thread
Macron is a kike
Fuck you