What games have the best Christmas Cake/Mature Women in them?

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you're welcome a bunch of insanely horny older women.

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Maya
MAYA
Ma-ya
mAYA
just kidding, Ulala best girl

I fucking hate how chinks think older = bigger breasts, I just want to a flat chested christmas cake teacher girlfriend, is that too much to ask ?

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Do wyverns count?

das it mane

FUR FAG ASSFAGGOT

What kind of scaly fiend wants a millenia old christmas cake when you can settle for a 30 year old one?

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Tamamo a best

Hoo-ee I sure do love me some decomposing derrieres. Get my kids some of those congenital defects, because experienced roast beef is where it's at, haha. No sir, ain't nothing wrong or mentally ill about wanting to lick a rusty herpes snap-trap.

shameful.

Wanting to breed with anything other than a normal to athletic member of the opposite sex from the same race that is not immediately related to you at an age when they produce the healthiest children is mental illness.

The degree to which you are mentally ill can be measured as the deviation between your tastes and this point. Thanks.

Its pol nuts like you that give the board a bad name, fuck off back to whatever shithole crevice you came from and dont come back

Good meme. Care to offer a deranged rationalization of why your tastes, despite being quantifiably dysgenic, are "different but equal lol" beyond basic bitch Leftist moral relativism? Or is it preferable to instead pretend I am something that you don't like, then apply the genetic fallacy?

I mean, is it really so hard to admit that you're fucked up? Must everything you do be absolutely justified in your own mind?

aha holy shit, youre a fucking joke my man

>>>/s4s/

Laughing to mask your own idiocy must be one of the oldest memes. Are you a human being, or a biological tape recorder? Here, have one more opportunity to pass the Turing test. I'll even start you off:

"I like saggy old titties because…"

Literally nothing in that user's post was a buzzword. You are using buzzword as a buzzword. Stop it you massive faggot.

Oh lord, its "bigger man" again.

Your loss

Go back to reddit please

Still waiting on that principled argument. Or is "dysgenics makes my pee-pee feel good" it? Well then, that's exactly in line with my original statement: you are mentally ill and rationalizing it. You need only accept this truth, and you will be left to your aras. For now.

Also
You fags are up there with the tards who call things MILF even if they aren't moms.

The pol autist is right you know, nothing that has been posted is representative of older women and is simply just large proportioned ~20 year olds with a label saying they are "50".

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

user, it not because people like older women in games or other media, as in fantasy women, that they would go around fucking older women and settle down with them in real life. 2D=/=3DPD. Stop being autistic.

best ara ara
best cat girl
best wakfu
best

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She human idiot
go be retarded somewhere else

my nigga

fiction =/= reality, user

ever heard of "loli hags", lolis who behave like mature women?
dic.pixiv.net/a/ロリババア

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nice try but you wont get me loser I am the boss of this gym

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Reported

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#1 would make nice floor tiles

And those are?

Tilefucker pls.

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I don't know where to start with you

you gents have some good taste

>>>/ara/

Steven Armstrong's speech is in the top 3 gaming narratives of all time.

That isn't Holla Forums lingo I recognize, he didn't call you a degenerate even once.

We need more vidya ara's, there's a criminally small amount of them.

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Breathe cyanide.

If you're 12 maybe.

MUAHAHAHA RAIDEN I AM STRONG I MAKE WORLD FOR STRONG FULL OF FREEEDUM OF CHOICE. JOIN ME RAIDEN!!!!

Ok my choice is I think you're a dick and I'm gonna kick your ass.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHUT UP AND DO AS I SAY THAT'S HOW LOLBERTARIANISM WORKS YOU FUCKING normalfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Source? Google ain't shit

Funny meme you fucking goober

sorry fam but you dont fit in, you have to go back to reddit

Marche for fuck sake your not on reddit.

Quack

where are my european values?

Europe is puritan America now. Headpats are offensive, nipples are rape.

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Fuck off retard.

Figures.

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I want to have sex with bayonetta.

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Delete this sick filth, you fucking misogynist. Women's heads are NOT sexual objects that exist for your pleasure. Ugh

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I want to have sex with Ivy

I want to have sex with helena.

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ffffff-to heck with that nonsense

Why did Nintendo ruin her with short hair? Why did Bayonetta 2 have worse graphics than Bayonetta 1?

That has to be Okusan.

well jeanne had long hair now so bayo got the short, he pulled the ole switcharoo on us!

no idea about the graphics though they both looked good to me.

This is what cancer looks like.

>>>/a/

It takes all of two seconds to google something like that. Only a drooling retard wouldn't be able to find that source.

You'd probably make the board's collective IQ skyrocket if you banned everybody in this thread.

nice double trips, but spoonfeeding isn't an /a/ exclusive thing

no, youre mad because your 'secret knowledge' got leaked. only /a/ gets that upset about something like that

Please leave, you newfag

no im on the right board. you go back to /a/

I've never been to /a/ because the users there have shit taste in anime. Spoonfeeding is still cancer. Get over it, newfag.

It's literally able to be found after a basic google search. How is that secret?
Unless "secret" means "requires a minimum amount of effort to do".

high quality taste, friend

Not even google, using saucenao would lead to a more specific result, and just trying it proves me right.

Of course, 193865 is a fucking newfag who doesn't even know about saucenao.

youre the one thats going to have to get over it. because on Holla Forums, video games are whats important, and we share those. we have entire threads dedicated to sharing.

dont be obtuse, or do you not even know why youre upset?

Then why are you asking for sources to shitty doujins drawn by shitty artists?

Also I like how they blame /a/ for lack of a real argument over why someone cant' just google something.

I've told you why it's annoying: feeding lazy niggers leads to more lazy niggers. It's like that old adage about teaching someone to fish. Except all you need to do is hold a net in the water and the fish go right into it. It's already cooked and seasoned to your liking just take two god-damn seconds and stick your fucking net in the water.

How are people like you even able to get through school when it's apparently so difficult for you to find information on your own?

learn what ids are. you call me the newfag?

nobody cares if it annoys you

So quit complaining about people calling out spoonfeeding :^)

She's cute with short hair, what are you on about?

So you're a nobody?

orly?

derailing i see. an admission of defeat.
dont want people to share source? dont post lewds. its that simple, control yourself.
anons should always feel free to ask for help

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Who's derailing, you nigger. I'm arguing your point that nobody cares, when you made a point of asking in the first place. And my point has always been USE FUCKING GOOGLE. You're the one trying to end the argument rather than admit that you're a lazy faggot incapable of even basic practices. I'll ask again because I'm genuinely curious: How did you make it through school when finding basic information is so difficult?

im not trying to end anything, you two have abandoned your original positions

My original position has always been to Use Google. You made a nonpoint in stating that nobody cares, and before that trying to imply that I was upset about it. By your own standards you have lost.

USE FUCKING GOOGLE YOU LAZY NIGGER.

youre asking me how i got through school when you cant even read. nobody is going to stop just because it upsets you, in fact it is amusing. people are going to spoonfeed and theres nothing you can do about it aside from shit post or complain to the mods

if you want him to google show him how

Jesus, is that the ingame model? without the bloom and DOF it looks like an oblivion knockoff. Nice physics though

"She human" is a great argument. Right, m8?

It's really simple.

Akiba's Trip on PC.

make a webm, i will repost it when i spoon feed. eventually everyone will know how to search for themselves

That's way too much effort for something simple. The steps are already laid out right there in easy-to-understand wording and filtered through a meme for easy consumption.

user you're as much of a newfag as that other guy

I just got two things mixed around.
>It works

Every time I see this picture I mean to ask where it was found, and every time I forget so I'm not going to now: where is this from?

Harley Quinn is not a fucking Christmas cake milf, jesus christ.

Dont you guys have something better to do?

To be fair this thread hasn't been talking about vidya in a while. It's just a dump of general images. Not even really MILFs, just older/bustier women.

thats true its not worth the effort. i was trying to trick you into doing it yourself so you could see that its broken.
why are you even suggesting google? why not iqdb?

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/325070

no actually i dont, if theres a way to fix the thing with google id like to know. its fairly recent. probably some web 2.0 bullshit

thats why its called Christmas cakes!

I want to have sex with the sorceress!

toriel :^)

my nigger

because every time, every god-damn time, I switch up the d and b and someone gives me shit about it. Also tinyeye has been pretty reliable, when google hasn't and vice versa. Really I just want anons to realize that looking for sauce is actually really easy in most situations, but they always get ass-blasted and do stuff like "hurr durr go back to /a/" or something. Which is retarded because /a/ has entire sadpanda threads where people swap links all the time. Why would you redirect them to /a/? Shit makes no sense.

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She's not even a Christmas cake, you fucking retard

How about pointing out that shitty artwork that only retards would save?

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hey this thread isnt for lolis, sadly

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How about these 2?

Neither of them: both of them are physically in their early 20s in all their game appearances. You have to be older than 25 to be a Christmas cake.

It is a great argument. Because she is you illiterate mouth breather. In the Wakfu GAME (Which said anime is based on and you would know if you weren't a complete fucking retard) one's choice of God changes how one looks. Sadida makes your skin darken, Cra makes you elfy, Ecaflip makes you a cat, etc.

And they all still count as human. Every last one.

Maintenant, allez vous asseoir sur la bite de votre mère.

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If it looks like a furry, it's a furry.

Too bad it's not. She's human.

Whether she is human or not, fapping to that makes you a furfag.

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blackmail is the fourth worst loli fetish

life is a perpetual nightmare

what if you're a dude over 25, does that mean i'm gonna be a christmas dude

people in their mid 20s to late 30s still act like teenagers in america cuz this whole place is fucked up though, myself included

why were we given the ability to comprehend wonderful things without the ability to achieve them?

Nothing wrong with acting like a teenager as long as you can get your crap together when needed.

Being an adult all the time is freaking boring man.

Found your problem, reality always disappoints.

extended adolesence is a weird thing, i guess i can't complain since i get bit longer chance to do some teenage shit

but why? theres no reason that it has to. its just something people accept

If there weren't other beast races in the game that started off as such you may have a point. As it is, there are, so you don't.

Ouginaks=Furry, Ecaflip=Human.

If it has a snout it is furry, even if you call her a jar of peanutbutter

but she identifies as human you shitlord

Mate i get that you're trying to fit in but you're fighting a losing battle on this one.

Mature enough?

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acting like a child isn't inherently bad unless it conflicts with the situation. for instance vid related

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I'd fuck that Grandma

Sauce please, good God, I've got my dick in my hand ready to go.

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Dragonmilf is best milf.

There is a VERY fine line between pleasantly plump, and fatty. She falls well into the former.

Marche you fucking furfag, you don't need 10 N3DS's. Send me one.

no

That one washed up superstar in Dead Rising 2 was hot.

She doesn't even have a child, retards

dragons are her children

Please quit trying so hard

Feel free to leave anytime

LM okay except for the same face, every fucking image it's the same god damn face.

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Persona 5 has an excellent selection available.

Kinda looks like that one girl with the weird lips that that one user kept sperging out over

I need to know who this artist is and I need to know if he draws porn

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I love long haired women and even I think the short hair made her look far better.

Uno Makoto, I think.

All you're doing is proving my point with that ugly as fuck Zelda.

Seems like too much futa

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Yeah, too much gay shit is bad for you.

It is when I'm looking for thicc ara ara christmas cakes

No one does better futa than him. He's truly peerless. **I just wish he'd work faster.*

Why have christmas cakes when you could have christmas cocks?

Futa is absolute shit.

Good job, user, you triggered the futafags

Sounds about right

That isn't a word, try again but this time in English.

Go home, autist.

It's niggerspeak.

Which is a sub-section of slang, autist.

nigga you dumb

Says the dindu talking like a chimp.

nigga you dumb

Slang is Universal you disgusting autist , even Mobsters during the 1930's used slang to transport liquor during the prohibition era

Stay retarded faggot

Ha. A good one.

And once again this thread proves why threads about vidya women are garbage

So you never went to Detroit ?

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You mean Rugathreads?

get out nigger

there is not nearly enough Drasna porn.

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That's disgusting

can old women become pregnant?

Depends if they went through menopause or not.

But the older they are, the more likely the child is to be born with some form of (mental) defect.

tits and ass are tits and ass no matter the age. if it's good it's good

what wouldn't i do to stick my dick on the 3rd picture's butthole

Christmas cake has its own allure. A woman just starting to hit the mature stage whos pure and has a lonely maidens heart and doesnt know how erotic her appearance is.

lol virgin

the allure might more be the fact older women have fucking jobs and maybe hobbies by that point in their life and don't act like children.

but that might just be part of the 2d myth

You rang?

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What are you, gay?

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I never understood what was wrong with images that depict *actual* women..

Sure, I can appreciate human women, but this shit is icy-HOT

1/3

Nah.

At least try to hide it.

She isn't a Christmas cake, dumbass

2/3

Polite sage.

Fine, here's some actual human Christmas cake.

Who cares at this point? Do you really only get off to wrinkly menopause fanny?

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Christmas cake means 25 years old and over, dumbass. Doesn't mean menopause.

God damn it user, I hadn't noticed

The sorceress one was too large for me to upload here.
Should I link it or something?

No, you should just stop posting if all you're gonna post is garbage.

How the fuck aren't these girls 25 and over? Do they have their fucking birth certificates lying around?

What a bunch of fucking faggots.

I don't understand why there is so little good porn of her. Life is suffering.

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;_;

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Fine art m8, except the one with piercings. Do you have more?

more pls

Underrated Post.

SoulCalibur bump.

Dark Souls does use the same middleware that Oblivion used to create faces.

Is there a mom mom?

take your gmilf fetish back to overwatch general.

It's just me or that Quarian looks like a nigger?

They are space gypos