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The Chain in my ass.
at least ui is here now.
no idea what came over me dude o.o
tired of being poor I guess, wanted to have a nice day.
AT LEAST I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TODAY
SAY IT WITH ME!
spam b& pls
I used to steal shit for giggles. Stopped before I could be caught though. Figured it was time to get out of the Woolworths sweet game when I did. SHit was getting intense.
Then Woolworths died.
Felt personally responsible.
Pay them back later
Ban me and see what happens
😂😂 RIP woolies, your pick'n'mix was your sweetest and most vulnerable spot after all
Yeah, this started real weird.
I just either get mean/bro tier depending on multiple factors which I am not sure about.
I'm doing what?
nobody lives in oregon but us dude
also not true
I LOVE HOW ME AND SCOOT CAN RELATE ABOUT SO MUCH STUFF
aaaaa I need more friends
Be my irl friend erin
when your children ask
"what did you do before aldi"
After today I dont think I want children anymore.
But when Woolie's tanked. I felt a tear run down my cheek... That was when the credit crunch became real.
Fucking kill them all.
No wonder I fap to traps and girly boys.
when people touch things on ur desk
how was your day?
Myth & Roid in my ass
you let plebs near your battlestation?
what a fucking pleb
Remember how fucking mad people got that they couldn't buy £100 40-inch LCDs in the closing-down sales
Like they expected anything but useless stuff to be left
Cozy for the most part~
just thinking of things to cook.
The closing down sales... They just felt.... wrong.
Its like kicking down a dead man's house door and nicking his stuff.
Best metaphor for Britain.
Why am I listening to Gwen Stefani?
make something with eggs
actually, isnt that a simile.
You have NO DOUBT about her greatness
was also devastated tbh.
poundland isn't terrible tho.
not protecting your desk with dragon dildos
I am listening to Easy
in Ui's ASS
Hmm... maybe just eggs, since that won't go well with pasta.
She got engaged like today I guess.
i voted yes ♥
eggs and rice?
or make a cute kitty with ketchup
You are not wrong.
Apparently someone from work told be they saw someone lifting nappies FROM POUNDLAND.
God, fucking chavs these days have no moral compass.
UR IN POUNDLAND. IT COSTS 1 QUID.
I voted no btw
That revolver part in Paper Planes doe.
i don't have curry.
oh yeah, rice an egger could work too. thanks
yeah rice cooker some rice and cute kitty on top ketch up and eggs.
Erin is legit a homie.
I would unironically call Erin a "mate" at this point.
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out for the night anyways
bubi guys x
the results are in im going to avatarfag
but as who??
aww, 2sweet c:
nini scoot ❤️❤️
i only have one facial expression though
Lets go watch the Angry Birds movie together.
the cute one
Can someone phone MacMillan, because my last post was fucking cancer.
Realtalk though. MacMillan are an amazing charity. A one close to my heart because... reasons
or if u wan more ketchup >=3~
no i want to see ghostbusters
then we can stay in and put on fox and watch the lethal weapon tv show and the exorcist tv show and the rocky horror picture show remake television movie scootaloo
that's what i want to do with my free time.
Same by the way.
Kenny is cute. I'd say Kenny. And stick to it.
Well, off to bed, g'night everyone !
have u made one before?
I had cancer.
noo, but it would be rly easy. I don't like ketchup on my eggs
Loco wants to netflix and chill
WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE TO GO AND RUIN MY DAY LIKE THAT?
It's like absurdist fiction
I could make a joke here. But I won't. Because cancer is srs bznz
Why is getting fired at so hot
I love ArmA 3
I don't know but I'M UPSET
Get fucking destroyed
SOMEONE MAKE THE OBVIOUS GAY JOKE AT TOKAI
I AM TOO BORED BY THIS SHITTY BAIT
nostalgia boners all day for me
brb cooking & lurking :)
Why is getting fired at with hot sticky cum bullets so hot
I love cock 3
I had a benign tumor that might've been cancerous at one point
Lemme shoot you irl
I heard you're into that
At least we can be salty together
lmao dutch translation is great tbh
So you went and bought it in the end?
I don't know about you, but I'd rather be the one to shoot.
I mean like it's not like Bernie Sanders made anime real and then those 2 conflicted because 3D
I'm just having a hard time finding a reason why.
was it the penis tumor
Who has had a NDE(near death experience)?
EEES NAHT A TUMUR
When you pump led into NATO terrorists
It was so worth it
so so much
I nearly kicked the bucket twice
Ive nearly been run over 3 times.
Tell me about it
One of the Williams sisters can fuck me any day though
Obama thanked Japan for anime and manga, no one else will ever come close to that
Yeah, I also have no idea
I broke my foot once
Did I not tell you about the time I got my head cut?
A near-death experience (NDE) is a personal experience associated with impending death, encompassing multiple possible sensations including detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of a light.
i almost died a few times as a kid but it was more like
OH GOD OH FUCK IT HURTS SO MUCH SO MUCH BLOOD/OH FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN"T FUCKING BREATHE SOMEONE HELP ME
none of that hippy bullshit
Also, there was this one time, at band camp, I went to get on a flight 180 and like... didnt....
I mean just theiteral meaning
That was sad....
I almost had a heart ttack when I OD'd a few weeks ago.
I got ran off into a ditch by a semi truck.
I fell of my skatebor at the skatepark and rolled my hand all the way back to my wrist and my helmet flew off.
I flew over my bmx bikes handle bars when it was raining and cracked my head open, blood gushing down my whole body I rode home and no cars stopped to help me.
Because I'm dumb with alcohol.
I didn't like those new helicopter controls on it though.
For real though?
I only heard that he won't apologize for Hiroshima.
Tennis black magic or something.
Oh, I only know "Easy" from Son Lux.
I as pretty near death once when I was about 15 and ingested magnets but that was it
what was yyour experience like?
Everyone tell me about theirs
For me once was collapsing from blood loss
Other one was from an ear infection that nearly hit my brain
THAT'S WHY I'M EASY
I'M EASY LIKE
Also that one easy song from porter robinson also
I got hit in the head with a chainsaw.
I fell off my bicycle once.
Tracer with the hardcore shit as usual
But the way the AI works.
Its finally not shit, its tacticool and super hard.
Explosions feel real, proper ptsd.
aand sooo muuuch mooods
Journey from Mariabronn in my ass
I hope they brought supplies
I had a one of those 1.5l beer bottles explode in front of me and a piece went straight into my leg
The nearest hospital was a half hour away so like. blood on the floor. blood in the car. etc. The anaesthetics were the painful part.
Then another time I got stuck under a plastic portable pier thing at a lake. I couldn't breathe and panicked. it eventually just went over me so I was fine.
Also the million occasions ive nearly drowned.
How deep was the gash?
I can only start to imagine the panic
i tried to hang myself on a doorknob and passed out for a few hours and woke up with the noose around my neck
i dont remember anything inbetween but ive been extremely convinced to mildly convinced that i actually succeeded that day and that... well... i dont know. any leap of faith past that one is dumb
even that one is dumb. even if i did die, i am still not dead..? so whatever
When was this?
After typing those out I feel my little 10 year old head may have exaggerated how much danger I was in when memorising the situations
I apologise to anyone who has actually come very close to dying.
on my 11th birthday I went ice skating and got tripped and kid landed on top of my leg and the ice skate went about an inch and a half deep into my thigh right above the knee
Aren't they black though?
You into that purple cabbage, Subtle?
I've only done a few black chicks irl, plenty of latinas, some white chicks, and no asians
Why can't I find a cute jap duck irl so I can nakadashi in her?
Feels bad man
watch your clever mouth boy
i am god in this domain
6th sense pls
Drank a few beers, moved onto raw vodka and I was coughing real bad already and thought it would be a good time to take some codeine based cough medicine.
Passed out instantly, jolly good times.
Also a few smaller things including one like yours with infections.
Oh yeah, I forgot that it was titled Easy too.
He did it!
The absolute madman!
I don't remember.
Like 13 or so years ago.
My Jeep spun out on a busy freeway when the brakes locked up going like 75
If I hadn't handled it as well as I did, my roommate and I would have been T-boned by a semi at freeway speed
FILL OUT YOUR BALLOT YOU BIGOT...
WE NEED TO GO
It did not get past my skull though
How were you losing bloood and wat did you do about it?
Once I was chewing magnets and thought nothing about it
I had just rente Mafia 2 because it had just came out and I was munching out on a bag of cookies and some milk that was around but the milk was spoiled
about 2 hours after ingestion of magnets I started getting really sick to my stomach so sick I didnt want to stay up so I went to sleep
When I woke up I was in way more pain so for the rest of that day I just laid down didnt even get to play mafia just laid in bed
next day I was in more pain and it went on for about a week when I was passing out and vomiiting up black
I decided to run a bath and I just laid in there until i started to get all wrinkly and then i said i better get out so I got out, puked all over in the living room, passed out in it, and when I woke up my mom had finally gotten back [she was out drinking for a few days] I finally got to go to the hospital. They Shot Me up with Dilatin straight to the vains and were going to operate because they thought it was appendicitis
Lucky for me the operator wasn't in so they sent me to the university of iowa
took another week to find out what it was because idk
I just didnt associate it with the magnets and I thought I would get in trouble becasuee they were from my brothers mmagnetix toys and I wasnt supposed to chew on things
They were going to run an MRE I think so they asked if I had anything metal and I was like
So They prepped me for surgery for two more days, made a 1 inch incision on the sie of my tummy that didnt work, made a 6.5 inch incision under my bellybutton and I spent the rest of the next month and a half recovering
what about u ?>
what about you
alison and i are going to meet cyba and maddie
ill drop it off on the way there
God damn, pretty heavy.
I legit once tried to stab myself through the heart with a katana.
I am serious. #weeblife
take mine too then
Oh yeah, also 3 times in a land rover defender that went 720 and into the ditch in military.
This one time, me and my gang were hanging around... and some austrian madman went insania... eventually we got a harrier jumpjet but this austrian madman shot me while i was attached to a stinger and was like "ur fired"
That son lux song was sad : (
dID YOU EVER Go to war?
my worst near death experience though was talking to grim on skype
thats what matters no?
i dont think its that heavy
im just a schizo
Yeah but I got nothing against no one of any race
Did it work
I hear you have to go fopr the soft tummy fleesh
then cut your way to the heart
I like it, but then again I'm biased towards melancholic songs.
Nah, there's none we're involved in if we don't count active duty, which is practically peacekeeping operations.
I don't remember which one maddie was.
pics or it didnt happen
tokai that isn't how you seppuku
what a disgrace to your jap ancestors
At least we got to do some sick high speed 360 spins
Once, I was driving on a bridge in an SUV standing out of the sun roof and had my crazy Austrian husband/secret agent screaming "DA BRIDGE IS OUT!" at me
True, gotta have all the fun.
Suicide attempt is pretty enlightening tbh
nah I made like one cut and then stopped.
didn't even last long.
I WAS 15 OKAY
I used to have a friend named Gingy who laTER BECAME a piece of shit junky meth head but when he was young and on some less crazy things him, my best friend now, my old nigga ty and one more dude i dont really know broke into the local bike shop and gingy got a big ass sliverr gash up through hi calf and gingy and my old nnigga got in alot of trouble cause they had to hospital over it
my best friend got off
Scott free though
he was just the lookout though tbh
I passed out
Woke up in hospital and then got diagnosed by gi doc
Had the thing for a couple of years and it was only killing me
how big was the cut
The lesson is kids, never ride on a land rover defender.
Especially if it has FRDF/FDF markings on it.
Who knew god was a otokonoko
Joon shoulda blasted Eurobeat while you were trying to not die
Shit woulda be cash
Sounds like youre a desperate virgin
when I was like five I tied a zip tie around my neck
I was 14 or 15
How long were you in the service?
that is how you ROLL AN S U V
Thats fuucking insane bro
how did you find out you had it??
Oh, please don’t let me die
Waiting for your touch
No, don’t give up on life
This endless dead end
That was a pretty quick mistake to find huh
iunno like slightly larger than the point of the sword.
9 months, enough for a lot to happen.
Also still kind of in service, just reserves.
RIP being a civilian.
I kinda have a secret hardon for engrish in anime op/eds
I thought I was just losing weight from diet
But then I got jaundice and my appetite died
Got winded after going up a flight of stairs
Shit was srs
B12 injections, super rich diet, and an anti acid anti biotic regimen brought me back
can't convict niggas for stealing bikes in this day and age
and yeah. iirc i did it up so it was tight but not suffocating and then when i went to undo i found out it didn't go that way. so i was like
cut this fucking thing off my neck for me please.
That was the most badass moment I had in my life so far, it kinda deserves a soundtrack tbh
Naw, you roll an SUV by taking sharp turns at high speeds
I just had faulty breaks that locked up and made my Jeep skid
I mean, I suppose I could have rolled it if I had tried to keep turning in one direction while skidding. I was focused more on avoiding turning too much tho
Fucking crazy auystrians man... this one time... a crazy austrian asked me what killed the dinosaurs...
HAI HAI HAI
The fuck is up everyone?
That's pretty hardcore dude
How long do you plan to serve for?
What does it feel like to be jaundiced and
isn't b12 illegal?
Lmao dude those zip ties aint nothing to fuck with
When I was younger I found a really cool Bearing Ring and I was like
this is a dope ass ring
so I put it on my finger and it wouldn't come off for like 5 horus and i ended up having to go to my friends to borrow his wire cutters
They named a pixar movie after my dick.
You should have just answered him, it was clearly ARNOLD
also the most autistic thing I've ever done.
just lost my jennies.
What about the stash
I'm so bored
I'm in reserves until I'm around 50-60, there is no way out unless I'm paralyzed or die early or get a terminal disease of whatever kind.
B12 is in like every energy drink I think
That makes 2 of us
insert Electric Wizard song
Nah, I had brakes. They locked tho, so I essentially slammed on the brakes at freeway speeds and couldn't let off of them
isn't b12 illegal?
It's a required nutrient.
Bro are you fucking serious
hwo much do you get paid for that kind of servitutde
I can fix that
Very weak. No energy.
No, it's a supplement.
wouldn't you want your breaks to activate and not stop though
you were just like sliding forward right s
you came to a stop before you wennt out right??
WHAT killed the dinosaurs? ARNOLD killed the dinosaurs! A HA HA HA HA
Just sorta realized the I have sorta hooked up with an asian before
But it was a trap not actually a girl
Kinda fucking ironic
The guy that goes to cons?
CALLING A TRAP A "GUY"
Reserve is no pay at all, unless I'm going to arranged rehearsals which pay a bit more than the average joe's job per hour if I recall right.
The thing is, I'm living a civilian life whilst just being tagged as military personnel by whatever legal documents.
That being said if I go get a new passport it will be a military passport and that can cause some funny stuff around airports.
Nah, you misunderstand the situation
My brakes weren't responding when I saw that traffic had stopped and tried to brake regularly, so I slammed all the way down on them in panic which caused them to lock since they were worn down to the metal
When you slam on your brakes going that fast, your tires lose traction and you begin to slide. Since I was coming around a slight bend, I started to slide and spin
we all slam
Time to slam now.
What would entertain you
I think that counts way less than this
My dad met bill clinton once.
oh okie that maekese sense
I don't drive so idk any of this
That's pretty mad spooky
Wat is a military passport for?
Also dude how did they get your soul for that price
thats your ENTIRE LIFE
what if your ocuntry goes to war with the entire world
You're the one who said you could entertain me.
He's not passable or trans!
Just a normal looking passport with some additional information, but it's all fine as long as I declare that I'm there for a vacation and not invading their country.
You know that thing in movies where people kiss the ground when they get out of a life threatening situation? I wanted to do that after this happened
That nigga is super passable
I was the first person to talk to him, I asked for his picture at a con and thought he was a girl
I can do anything
I might just
not noo how too...
Bite my shiny metal ass, shitlord..
I guess I haven't seen enough pics
Every year we'd meet up at a con he's look more like a girl so I got drunk one year and was like "Fuck it"
But he is a guy
if you were an invading a country
why would you need a passport :P
Quick do something.
did you smash
Seeing him irl in full cosplay mode is kinda freaky
I did a shot
you want one
I bet subtle watches Geordie SHore like a fucking savage.
You're fucking welcome for me basically introducing Matthew to you
i did my civic duty
researched all of the dumb candidates to make informed votes
some of their platforms were directly things trump stands for which i thought was pretty funny ~
The undecidedly worst is hillary isnt it
I would but I drank everything I had like a few days ago.
I forgot, goddammit.
Well, more of a joke there.
Used to watch EastEnders..
What do you drink :3
do you want to drink my pee onii chan
Gaz from Geordie Shore was on my train today. Hence the reference.
mfw I didnt know who he was...
Really gay things take taste like fruit.
This dude is my favorite hedgehog on earth
not drinking glenlivet 25
You know you'd smash too
Also he's a huge fucking weeb so it's pretty easy talking to him, he just tends to be a little /r9k/ a bit
I cheered him up last year since some chick rejected him and he was all depressed so I took him to my hotel with the tomodachiis and he got so fucked up
Nigga when was this anyways?
AX '12 or '13?
I remember I was kinda shy when I first met him but then I found out he's a huge weeaboo piece of shit so I got pretty comfortable with him
It was a really conflicting feeling cause I didn't know if I should talk to him like a bro and treat him like my friends or treat him like a girl/flirt a bit
I did the typical test the waters with light teasing which led to some bullying but I guess he didnt mind
Not Last Of The Summer Wine or Heartbeat
SD!!!!!1 HOW DOYOU KNOW THESE
tbh Tomoko is fuckable as hell
I dont mean no offense lmao
you put a bag over his head right
or at least hit it from the back lmao
oh yah? :3 Good I dont like h arder stuff anyways
u-unless it's your hard DICK
WHENA FOREIGN DROPS A SICK REFERENCE LIKE hEARTBEAT
It was the first AX I went to, I think
Which reminds me, should I even buy my ticket for AX 2016? I don't have a hotel or anything..
Just how drunk are you right now anyways?
Fucking same tbh
Doesnt tomoko belong in the trash
Like a 6
Put away 1L so far
I havent started to smoking and I can't get like
Don't get me wrong
I can get drunk as fuck
but I can't get off unless I smoke and get crunk af
I'mma kill the rest of my bottle or like leave 1/3rd and get to vaping
ah shit nigga no more filter
Well, I used to watch those when I was younger, same thing with multiple German police shows.
Kind of because our TV is 50% Finnish stuff and the other 50% is British/German/'Murican
GreenGrass was a fucking stingy legend
you're mom is a legend
You can't get off unless you drink and smoke?
Doesn't that get in the way?
It is okay because it helps me sleep so I don't mind too much :3
what are you doing today senpai sama
He was the true MVP, too bad they put that old hag in his place.
Right now I'm doing a solid nothing but I hope something happens later in the day or else i'm gonna be super bored today.
Nonetheless very enjoyable show, still not quite sure if I saw all the episodes, most likely most of them though.
You're a lazy boy
lazy lazy boy
but lazy days really are a blessing
What are some things that you are interested in?
I know you are one of those GGAY
but what else do you like
Help, I'm bored from doing nothing all day.
Maybe you would be less bored doing claire all day
You're probably not wrong, but that's besides the point.
Sleep is always a great alternative.
It's why I nap so much.
I'm not just a gay moba fan I'm the KING gay moba fan.
I don't really play a lot of other games but I really like overwatch and i'm waiting for that to come out.
I pretty much just work and post most of the time.
I guess I can surf a little though
I literally got up an hour ago.
It would make it hard for him to suck my dick that way
Do it and figure that out later
I am trying to figure out how all day and 1 hour add up.
ahaha how are you doingtoday Lurker
tfw talking to friend who supports Green Party
tfw i agree with a lot of the points but then it spirals into FEMINISM GLOBAL WARMING CARBON TAX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
is there no such thing as a non-retarded socialist anymore?
Well, she slept all day, so I guess that counts as nothing.
But I don't know how you get bored whilst asleep.
All day asleep. So nothing. I even went to bed earlier than normal.
I'm bored and don't want to do anything. This is a problem, help.
Nope, there isn't as far as I know.
Sleeping is still doing something by my standards, but if we're talking about productivity, then it's a clear no.
True that one though.
Ian should I buy this for my new car?
Also not sure if you saw that pos I bought
Its super comfy tho
AAAAH THIS NIGGA
Still, for work you just swim and lifeguard huh
you're probably in pretty fit shape i bet
You are in
Florida i feel right?
or cali? I forget
do you surf often>
That shit sounds fun as hell
but you're a multiculturalist
well there is
None existed to begin with.
Yes, a million times yes.
Do you dance?
I feel like dancing
Put on your favorite track and just dance a little lol
You into reading?
A book is a portal into a nother world
what about your favorite game?
You have all the time in the world menma
Spending it being bored
maybe that is something to do even in itself
Waking up bored is the worst feeling ever. It's feels like 'why even bother with this?'
Well, do you have anything to do today?
If not, then just vidya/movies/shows and that's pretty much all I got.
Its the truth tho
Mahou shoujo real nigga shit lmao
tfw going to downtown portland
tfw i dont even want to leave the house
tfw taking vicodin before i go
I live in California
I pretty much only surf with my dad but all I think about are sharks the whole time.
I'm not much of a dancer, but I read more books in a week than most tend to in a few months, or half a year, depending if 'murrica.
I play a lot of wow, but eh.
Maybe I'll find an animu to watch.
You sound fun.
As per usual I should read for class, but I never do it seems.
What a LOSER
I just go back to sleep at that point. If I'm having a real bad day I can sleep for 16 hours
tfw you blog too much
tfw you dont even post selfies or other pics of yourself
tfw you don't even have ASPD
time for sleep
gimme ni ni
It's been 16 hours. I can't sleep anymore, I just stare at the ceiling. I wrote for an hour or so and got up for lack of anything else to do.
No problemo, it's always the same unholy trinity.
I just go back to sleep
This, so much this.
Sleep well Scoots.
Fuck kinda wanna buy this, not even gonna lie
How are you still awake
I just woke up.
oh, so did I. odd
i dont post them cus nobody asks and that'd be attention whoring
blogging is fine imo
i dont know. a doctor told me i did.
they've told me a lot of things though
i don't really know..
Drank so much hoochy that my eyes began to blurry
they say I fell into the wall
This lacks the hilarious cringe effect of being a magical girl.
Aw shit, that some booboolaboosh?
Don't encourage it
Hey boy, don't you lie on the track-a-lacka
Why don't you follow my lead and avatarfag as your irl self
I don't know. Relatable maybe, I've been like that the past year and a half.
Maybe actually. I'm pretty shit so it's always comical anyway.
im not emotive enough
whats good test
never heard that one mate
i remember this trip
Oops, meant for
Using the pics I gave you I see.
I can't feel anything right now and I'm super calm. Terribly bored too, someone fix that.
tfw scarlet isnt emotive enough
Not much, I've got a pizza coming my way here and I'm looking for some way to entertain myself. Might need to unplug from here tonight, watch some movies or play games or something.
At least I'm not the only one having that kind of day.
it's a usual side effect from rage
Live a little you faggot
it's been a day and i already missed you
im too lazy to get any other black cats :/
yeah man i feel you
i realized when i was playing games im always alt tabbing to post
when the best thing to do is just to take a break from it every now and then u kno
what games you play
You think so?
That or some extreme emotion I'm assuming. Mine is from rage however.
Beat 'em with stick!
Not really the case, but why do you think so?
I'm not a irl gamur gurl, I don't really play that much. I'd rather just play some Elder Scrolls or emulate a JRPG or something, but some people in these parts have tried to get me into league recently, so I guess I'm one of the bad kids now.
Also what were you raging at?
Call it woman's intuition, it's just how I feel after being angry. I was playing sleeping dogs DE last night (it's like gta but in hong kong) and I just went on a mass murder spree. I got so absorbed into it I started smiling and imagining myself doing this irl. Then I brought myself back to reality and calmed down.
I WANT FAYGO
i do live a little
i have a very lively life
my face is always the same expression in pictures
i have a very lively life
Send yo mom straight out to the store
tell that bitch to bring home a faygo
someone and something in my life atm
mobas are just a waste of time honestly mate
in the end they just get boring and tedious
until theyre just a chore to play
League has been boring me lately.
I wish overwatch was out already.
i go out
talk to people
leave the house
go to events
have sex with people
probably as much as you do
and probably more than
too bad im just a faux-extrovert and actually very introverted :- )
we dont have it in oregon
in michigan we had it
cus we made it there
ill still ask mommy for it tho
Beta's not out anymore?
you're such a jokester
come and get em
They don't carry it anywhere nearby but a few towns over and cedar rapids and iowa city have it at hella low prices
Why are we still one of the most active boards on this shit site?
Same. I'll 1v1 on anything though.
also i know that this sounds like bragging
but its really not
its actually the opposite
i dont like fast-paced extroverted living
thats why ive just been cooped up in my room
ya faygo is good
Fuck I want overwatch already.
Get with the times old man. that ended a while ago.
Way to take my image for Lexi nigger
Play team fortress 2. Its the same fucking game
Neither's the full game, so we're both out of the loop.
*Its the same fucking game with like a quarter of the cool shit
overwatch is so much more simplistic and skill independent honestly
tracer isn't that old
he's not even 30
LIKE IT IS
tf2>some shitty first person moba based on shitty graphically generated butts
tf2 is shit though
Test, this was the sort of music I listened to as I murdered countless civilians.
HOLY SHIT MY PIZZA STILL ISN'T HERE
I was putting down TF2, not Overwatch.
You sound like me rn
Only me being extroverted isnt really fake, it just gets exhausting after a while and some alone time to watch anime/fap etc
He's right ya know
Its a dumbed down tf2
As if it could get anymore dumbed down
No wonder Luka says its so good
in sleeping dogs you can grab people and throw them into the trunk of any car
I drove those cars into the bay and watched as they drowned
luka liking something is the telltale sign that its shit/for retards
caught up in the blizzard
I'd listen to something like this.
sounds like I should stream the murdering with that in the background
You two kiss
Here was my beta experience
Pick revolver man
Have to move train to end point
Both teams running around like dickless monkeys
Move train by myself and win game
Pick Agent 54 or whatever
Massacre the entire enemy team
Too easy to be offensive so try healer
Be rasta nigger
Run around speaking nigger speak and healing shit
Still get more kills than 50% of my team
Get MVP again
3 games. 3 MVPs. Shit was easy and boring
Hint hint, overwatch is too
I feel old though.
boos not a part of murders text wall
bard x nezi OTP?
that's some pretty gross taste you have there lexi
Okay Soto I did it
My back hurts, I don't like kids on my lawn, technology is getting confusing and scary.
To amuse my boredom.
I almost forgot how expensive AX is
Happens every year
I bet murder actually sucks dick at overwatch just like he sucks dick at league.
I would but I was actually born with a defect that
made me have no lips
This is a problem.
see a doctor, and put landmines in your lawn.
technology should always be scary m8, just learn to use it.
Didn't you ask me to 1v1 you? 1v1 me bitch
What countries have you been to?
Soldier 76 ok! Bully...
I rape boo
Voted MVP again
I was decent at League. I was gold while getting banned a lot which drops your rank. I could have been plat ez pz
No, illegal, stubborn.
I'm sorry but gold is bad.
senpai doesn't like me because I dint have lips
Now to work and save up money for the actual event lmao
i dont want to live anymore
Its average. Literally above average, but I will say average to be conservative. I never even played league seriously. SC2 is the only game I seriously played. Well that and CS:S for a much shorter period. I was even semi pro in SC2
can we do this?
WHy is this song popping up in my head today?
baka, baka, baka
everybody is playing mobas
literally everybody is a faggot
faggots play mobas
I don't play mobas
beinng the only h hetero here
you're not hetero
Oh it's on now.
I am not allowed to play them though...
That's what I've been told.
Cheer up, emo kid
You know I played league with you right?
I've seen you play before.
You did stupid stuff and got yourself killed but always raged and made an excuse about how it wasn't your fault.
I don't think i'm missing anything here.
Its the reason why you're to retarded to hold one account.
Gold is better than average, Murder is right.. G5 is top ~20%
yeah you're right
I have never had sex
I know the numbers on the percentages.
Hold one account
What? I had like 10 accounts. They are all currently perma banned
Pick a game, any game. You'll lose so hard.
Tell me something interesting so we can discuss something interesting.
Like 80% or so of league players are bad in my eyes.
Even Diamond 5 is hit or miss with people.
I have some VERY bad friends in D5 but I guess by this places standards they're gods.
Exactly? ? ? ? ? ? ?
YOU SHOULD BE SURPISED
WHY IS THIS NOT MORE SURPRISING
because it's you
w-what's that mean
sorry busy finished organizing anime folders for this year.
SHE GAVE YOU A FLOWER, THE ONE THAT GOD GAVE HER
YOU ALL UP IN DA KOOL-AID BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW THE FLAVA
I think I have some pretty high standards too ^^'
it's pouring rain
I like the rain
I wish it would rain more here
this state is garbo
Oh your bad grammar actually confused me there. I think I get what you are trying to say now.
I am always right. And Subtle, tell everyone in thread that I am, in fact, the best teammate you can wish for!
no I haven't
ever had sex
everyone start yelling
just makes you wanna scream don't it
permabanned on 10 accounts
T-Totally the best teammate anyone could wish for..!
Florida is fine Nezi. Desu tells me its great there. He also tells me you are a lonely and creepy piece of shit which is why he didn't want to meet up with you.
I believe Desu
Im barely watching Konosuba rn
I don't have the patience nor the temperament to actually have a great discussion.
just not right now
Get to the succubus brothel episode already
Then why try to engage one.
You played with me and Desu! I was great, right?
did Desu and nezi meet up irl
did nezi fuck desu irl
that means they both have aids
jesus christ murder
I did earlier but it quickly gave out.
For the best.
No, they were going to but Nezi got really creepy and kept asking to see Desu's dick. It weirded even Desu out if you can fathom that
I can't even remember.. probably did better than me at least
tfw people dodge during champ select
why you gotta be so mean
how do you weird out desu
in defense though
why would desu not show dick
desu is a whore and they were prolly gonna fuck anyway : x is desu
just a TEASE??????
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