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Red stick.
Kill in one shot or die trying.

There's some white stick hidden in the center, with a white font on a white background, i am sure of it.

can you stick all the sticks together?

Hidden white stick is objectively perfect.

Explain what the stats all mean, OP

Blue stick in my left hand, green stick in my right.

Red stick mounted to my crotch.

What are the other mechanics? Can I dodge with practice? Can I stack stats on other items? Is it co-op?
It really depends on how the game works, if it's co-op I take the blue stick because tanking is fun.

Red stick always.

Fixed the image.

Shit stick since it is how the developer intended the experience

Speaking of shit…

fuck you callie is objectively perfect

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this

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If the speed counteracts the low damage (higher dps or most enemies don't need the extra 90 atk to kill it in a few hits), Green.

If you think so, than why didn't you win the splatfest for her?

Too late.

I'll take this thread over every thread that devolves into political garbage. At least this thread had the slightest potential to be fun.

Fuck you user, I just came

Is it a game where's it's possible to avoid getting hit, or is it an SRPG where you take turns hitting each other or some variation thereof?

Because if I can parry and dodge and roll and shit, I will go with the red stick.

If not, I will still go with the red stick.

Get inked, faggot

Derailing with politics is just another tactic by the "no games on Holla Forums" crowd to derail actually good threads.

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dork

Come on, nigga, this is actually very relevant to video games and weapon/class choices. Like what kind of weapon do you main in video games? Green is damage per second, red is damage per hit, blue is that nigga who dual weilds shields, and brown is that shitty meme weapon that gamedevs always throw in

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Sadpanda isn't working
WHY ISN'T SADPANDA WORKING
NOT THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN, WHY CAN'T I LOG IN

is there a version without the trap?

green stick
high dex and speed is op

found the normalfag

I really hope this is one of those times when the plug in just derps out

red stick glass cannon all day every day

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Oh user, it's just boys being boys~

you seem lost

>>>/cuteboys/

Splatoon is videogames!

cuteboys is for filthy 3dpd, there's nothing 3d about fucking squids though

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>One of them toots

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:3

the fun ends here

I pick the black stick.

see

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°A°

You can always bully the gay out of him..!

blue stick has highest net gain
but shit stick is unbeatable

Shit stick seems kinda IMBA.

this is the third thread like this I've seen in 2 days.

Obviously you're just on Holla Forums too much
Why don't you play some VIDEOGAMES?

Green stick = Dark Souls

Pick the green stick and do it from behind.

I pick the glostick from the cash shop.

I need more squid boys…

i pick the glockstick

You forced my hand.

Fuck off faggots, look at what all that "top kek" and pepe shit shit eventually brought about on Holla Forums, it's filled with literal reddit from /r/the_donald now. Acting like a retard causes actual retards to come in.

Either blue or red.
DPS is life but Tank is hometown.

I guess it depends on gameplay style? If it's roll based I go for blue. If its skill based I go for red and focus on parry or dodging. If its real life Ill go green stick because speed is huge advantage

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How does it feel to have shit taste?

There was never anyone else here.

Look at all these underage memekids. Callie is terrible and you should all kill yourselves.

shit stick on every party member
attack everything that moves

step up your game my man

step up my cock faggot