Waifu husbando

Cut it out off, Klonoa!

Whatever could you mean, user?

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The Jurifag arriving just in time and super fucking excited because Juri will be out shortly after I get home from work! though this day will drag on forever

I LOVE YOU, JURI!

You start the thread early, a few people are bound to get fanny-flustered. Don't worry.

I-its too hard to say..!

best truck coming through

O-oh… well, umm… I-I've sorta gotta go for eight to ten hours… catch up later…?

Only if you come back with more monster trucks, you monster faggot.

Oh man this is the best

What if macro monsters _

Don't get AV'd..!

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Obligatory.

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Embrace the shotacon!

That would be like saying Emil is a kid inside when he's actually a weapon.
Embrace the flower goat.

I will deflower shotagoat

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Vibri a cute!

Chara already did.

jump faggots

With a knife?

what game?
it looks like generic furfag shit

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Welcome to nighttime Holla Forums newfriend

i guess mark permits it but christ

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Chara hated humans, not monsters. Presumably, he loved Asriel in some way.

I think it would be cute to remove Asriel's little shota cock though '3'

Had my last non-final exam today, final thursday. I didn't really study for it but the stuff that today's was on was really easy, and I'll know how I did tomorrow morning.

Are you gonna take the next few days off to play or can you not afford to?

At least wait until she's older, user.

Ehhh… he's got a magic body so it would just grow back once he ate some magic food.

The real question is: if monster food is magic, it doesn't need to be digested; so would monsters still have buttholes as a vestigial trait from when they lived on the Surface and ate physical food, or would it have evolved away completely?

Maybe it just goes straight to the hips~?

does anyone have a link to that horrible youtube video some furfag made with pictures of his fursona and other degenerate stuff playing to Vib-Ribbon's tutorial song?

What's going on in this thread?

I liked them in Saints Row 2 even though they were a bit wonky.

Think you could also make semi-monsterish out of many other cars by customizing them in the garage and maxing the wheel sizes, atleast with the GotR mod.

A bunch of anons having husbandos and staying positive.

What kind of positive, user?

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The kind that doesn't involve infectious disease, but does involve another kind of terminal disease.

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How new are you?

Uh huh.

Faggot.

Better hope I don't catch it, then. :^)

Thanks Bui

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I never found a waifu, but I think Big Boss/ Punished Snake fills that void
He makes me want to be better. I want to be his best soldier. I want to found Outer Heaven or Zanzibar Land for him
I want to make a "Do it for Him" wallpaper for me so I can remember why I'm still here but I'm too lazy someone help me out.

>implying the internet doesn't have it right now as a whole

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Imagine getting pozzed up by Goat

I fucking love juri's new design

Imagine dying of cancer.
Actually sounds preferable.

Right now i myself with god as my witness claim that this faggot OP who is always with his faggot shit about husbandos allowed in waifu threads is, from here on, not associated with any waifu thread and not part of any waifu circlejerk.
Waifu faggots are henceforth forbidden to post in such threads full of faggotry and gayness.

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i want to love and live with a big strong orcifu

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wednesdays already fuck me
where has all the time gone

Actually, no, Grifith did nothing wrong.

How can anyone not like Griffith? He's literally perfect.

you can have a waifu without wanting to fuck her

Best husbandos

How degenerate.

Lucario is best bro. It's for true brotherhood gurren lagann style and shit, not for lusting.

the first riolu I caught in Unova was a female, it was kind of a letdown really but I learned to like it anyway

How can you say you love her if you won't even give her the D?

Eh, why not? What is the worst that could happend?
Anyways, what has everyone being playing lately?

Is that Grifith in a plug suit?

you are in every husbando thread

I feel bad for you

I just wanted to talk about waifus, not purge degenerates

I like her

Especially if he doesn't give you a choice~

The one and only.

OP is an actual faggot and he has taken the habit of pushing his faggotry by creating the waifu threads himself so that he can include his degeneracy.

That's a pretty dangerous weapon for such a little kid~

He's got more.

I'm gonna avoid going full goodrafag here and just say that in my headcanon there are certain pokemon that are exclusively female.

Well, degenerates will be purged eventually, why not make it easier.
I await the day, it's not worth it to continue.

How big?

Oh gee

You're even more of a fag than I am.

Nigger it doesn't even resembles a female.

Your suffering only increases by the day, poor user.

Why would a pokemon need a sword?

>pokemon is a sword

Its good to see the thread alive, but whats with all the furries?

Nah, cant really afford time off, that trip to vegas for EVO set me back quite a bit but Im spending a literal fuckton of time playing when Im not at work. I fucking adore the way she plays now, so much fun.

I have art that proves otherwise, user.

Goodra is nu.male only

Is there porn of that thing?

It's probably a better game that you can't save him. More memorable that you couldn't.
Other than that, the true lab, and the explanation of shit in the genocide ending, that's the only thing I can remember off the top of my head story wise.
Would have been interesting to see an ending where if you go back to the start you could have erased your save to save the goat a la NieR, but that would require Toby to not be a shit dev and story writer.

The cancer has metastasized.

EVO sounds like it was tons of fun for the people I know who went, good to have done something anyway. I'm sure soon (if you aren't already) you'll be a top ranked Juri player in SFV.

And 90% of Gardevoir art features cowtits when the mon is completely flat, what of it?

It's part of his (mad) genius. Not being able to save Asriel sticks in your head as the game being "incomplete", so you can never truly be finished with it. You never really stop thinking about it.

GOAT

To be honest, you should be expecting degeneracy on these threads.

I want to protect that smile.

My fault, sorry. I started this.

But that's the flaw.
I did stop thinking about it until I saw this thread.

It wasn't always like this.

Blame OP.

you're welcome
:^)

Here ya go. They're all Shitte.

Danjen?

m8 pls

Purge the thread, start a new one. Fuck this.

He'll never leave your heart, though. Even if you don't think about him every day, he's still there.

Well that's disappointing. Last one is pretty hilarious though.

… GOAT

Not too sure about that claim.

What do the moonrunes say?

The only thing I'm sure of is that I am running out of shotagoat art that isn't lewd…

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Then find some more

I dunno, I just thought the picture was funny.

Eh, more with Chara I guess.

maybe

Why are ya'll so into kids, what the fuck.

Doublade is ghost/steel (although this one is Honedge), gardevoir is fairy/psychic, and coincidentally it's weak to both ghost and steel. But it isn't "super effective" because it spells "効果はバツグン". So we'd need a weeb to figure this one out for certain.

Yah.

What does she mean by this?

possibly

Returned to normal of course.

Or dickless

gud taste user

I'd say it's pretty likely.

somewhat plausible

Poor guy…

I'd call it lucky

It's a phrase from the games, apparently. I don't know what it means though.

I don't remember Carmen having good fan art, where did this come from?

Even probable.

Well what could be lucky about… about being… y'know?

I just drew it dum dumb

Shitpost noises

user, you might want to spoiler that….

Being inert and unable to get off without outside help
Eternal bullying
That sort of thing

he's giving her a back massage dude

;w;

I'm not even gonna embed or link that video, but it's called "Clurds!"

are you still bored?

Charapost noises.

Always~

im not though

[muffled afterglow playing in the distance]

fucking shit

私のハズバンドはナイジェルファラージです

please help me if I made a mistake. I haven't touched the chink language in several months. I really need to re-motivate myself.

I dunno who you are!

[the sound of a music box]

You CAN'T learn japanese

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>they didnt even figure out how to save the gay goat or how to get the real best ending its not genocide either you coonloving NIGGERS

I remember Collins posting being popular a while back on cuckchan. Is it making a comeback?

i need a source on this
who is the crossposting faggot ruining my meme

This was years back, before the migration to Holla Forums, hell before Holla Forums was even made.

[The final song: Black song, white scales]

There you are, been waiting for you.
Guess if you post faggoat enough, genesis user is bound to show up.
The best ending is when you stop playing the game.

ok then i suck fucking dick then

He's messaging her rabbit hole with his carrot if you know what I mean

8ch has been around since 2011, at least. Reminder that it only got popular because of Gamergate

Man, this thread really went places didn't it?

Suicune is best pokewaifu

Bury your memories bury your friends,
Leave it alone for a year or two.
Till the stories go hazy and the legends come true,
Then do it again. Some Things never end.

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No it's been around since 2013, numbnuts. I know it's been around before the gaymergoyim.

GG was in 2014, Holla Forums was up a year prior in 2013

How relevant.

ONE MORE FINAL: I need you

Fuck, it's going to be 2 years in September. Where did the years go?

asriel a shit toriel best

srry user idk what you mean

Well, if we consider all the points from her attempt at personality (which are not a lot), she's just an edgy psychopathic killing machine.
Like voDKa or REBdoomer.

In which case she either hates literally everything or nothing and just enjoys the killing

HAI YAI FORCES!
HAI YAI FORCES!
Snare drum

her nougat is getting a cream filing lol haha

its xir you shitlord

I figured it out, it says "critical hit".

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Is there a difference between wanting to fuck a character and having that character as your waifu/husbando? I can't tell with you guys

Who knows.

I believe in witches~

Now listen here, listen to me, don't you run away now
I am a friend, I'd really like to play with you.
Making noises my little furry friend would make
I'll trick him, then I'll kick him into my sack.
You better watch out… You better watch out.

her what?
for real tho this is the last one I ran out of ideas

ATOTT second best genesis

It's like you want your guts spilled all over the floor.

Wanting to fuck a character is just wanting to fuck a character.

Having a waifu however, that's being committed to a relationship with 2D. It's not even sexual, though some will include that part and some find it abhorrent to sexualize their waifus. It's being committed, devoted to this 2D girl. Just fapping to a 2D image, even if you do it many times, isn't having a waifu. Downloading pictures of a 2D girl, watching all her animoos, feeling a genuine feeling of happiness and love towards this 2D girl, that's having a waifu.

If this doesn't apply, you don't have a waifu. You just have some 2D girl you use to donate to the spank bank.

duke/the lamb tie for best

took the words right out of my mouth

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"nougat" is her catchphrase, it is a type of candy (usually chocolate), it is usually filled with something like nuts. The joke also works because her fur is brown like chocolate and chocolate candy is usually filled with something.

Oh no, he'd probably just use High Kick on me or something.

I don't know what you mean

user I was joking,
I know what a nougat is

Then you'd have your brain all over the floor. That, and your spine will collapse.

That explains it pretty well, I was looking for someone elses thoughts on it

more like gimmie da pussi

yah i want 2 swing my big ol' wiggly wiener into her hole thingy if you know wut i mean lol le xd rofl ( ° ʖ °) :^)

Kinky

ya lamo

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Other BFs

pic related is literally all of you

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This pleases me

Well of course :3

Mmm he's got a really nice snatch

gay

You should punish him for it, then

Imagine being a cuck like celeste or LaBattalgia

by t-taking his boypussy away?

you're all going into the gas chamber

You only linked two IDs…!

Filtering is easy~

I dunno? If that's what you're into~
I recommend pliers

I thought for sure this was just somebody trying to kill the thread, but find out that it's actually somebody at fucking (27). When the fuck did waifu threads get this bad and why is Mark doing nothing to stop it? This is far worse than even Undermeme generals ever got before they finally fucked off.

But vulvas don't really just plop off when you apply enough pressure to them, do they? I dunno, maybe if you just wanna take his nub off~

I made the thread so as OP it's my job to engage with user and keep it bumped. Waifu threads also double as a comfy general but I guess you didn't know that.

sage isn't a down vote either and makes it incredibly easy to filter you

Filtering is bullying~

Better post more husbandos so the autists don't get triggered~

Can character creator hazubandos count?

Meant to post an actual screenshot of an ingame lizardboy but couldn't find any

I'm just here to appreciate quality vidya grills

Rev up dat filter~

can you just go back to reddit please

;~;

first pic is five nights at freddy's boy~

Looks more like nate to me

What happened in this pic? Did Bob cream her or is she THAT horny after seeing muh dick?

well, this thread sure exploded while I was alseep.

And you couldnt have picked a better one to appreciate, brother.

Well, I'm certainly trying my damnedest. I'm definitely focusing more on the offline side of things, seeing as I met a couple other local guys at EVO who want to get a scene started out here.

why were these threads expanded to include "husbandos"?

I'm not entirely sure about that

Bump.

Because Holla Forums doesn't need two off-topic threads for essentially the same thing

New thread when

A good second choice

Huh, didn't expect that.

MY LOVE WILL NEVER DIE

but arent husbandos just waifus?

It's the male version of a waifu

What? Why?

It should've been gassed.

because the vols are
CUCKED

wouldnt cucked imply that they dont care for the health of these threads?

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Jesus fucking christ, this is what happens when you start threads a day early. gays and furries, but mainly gay furries.

But user, it's so cute and innocent~

It's normally not that bad
I guess some people can't hide their autism

Gas them all

At least I always have her, right?

It would probably have happened no matter what you did, sometimes shit just happens

GAS THE NIGGER FAGGOTS
Halo has been shit for fucking years.

You'll always have your waifu, at least.

GOING IN WITH A YANG

Didn't knew a Waifu thread just started. Pretty busy on my part.

this one is shitposted to all fuck, try the one on /a/

This thread is shit. Absolute shit. You would've been better off not knowing it started. Just waiting for this thread to die off.

We could always just start a new one and ask for this to be deleted, not like anyone is hanging around here.

This isn't even a waifu thread. It's pure, unrefined cancer.
Someone should make a new thread after this one hits page 13.

It hasn't even reached the bump limit yet.

So this was the next step of the autist's mad experiment?

Exquisite

It's been anchored

I gotta say, that's pretty genius

Created a new one here