ITT Define an entire game with a stock image

Persona 3

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Leisure Suit Larry

Mario and Luigi Bowers Inside Story

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Mighty Number 9

my fucking sides

Postal

Give them names.

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4th image is death stranding

Are you illiterate?

inb4 you post the n64 NGE game.

Neptunia

but it was going to be n64 NGE

Alan wake

Deus Ex.

Saints Row IV

Last one is Insaneaquarium.

Skate 2 & 3

Factorio

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Heavy rain

Fucking lol'd.

Marathon

XCOM 2

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Gone home

Liru

asshole

You really only need to stir it for half an hour.
If it gets too dense, you know you overdid it.

Burnout

Half Life 3

wrong thread buddy

Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

:'c

:^)

I t-think i lost the other thread
What now?

pick one, i like the first one

or rather the one without 2

Not my problem

Mario paint

MGS4: Guns of The Patriots

Assassin's Creed Unity

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FF15

dumbass

Second is dear esther.


Perfect

dumbass

SS13

Mass Effect


10/10

2nd would be good for EYE. That, or some broken legs anyway

meant to post this

Silent Hill 2

Dragon's Dogma.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

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planescape torment

I know that meme you sly fuck

The [email protected]/* */

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Technically, I never did. My only two times playing through it in full were Anarch, leaving LaCroix to do it alone and Racetraitor. But there's no way for me to prove this so
Yeah, you got me

Mountain Blade

Super Mario 64

splatoon

Sonic Generations 2

Underrated post.

Spec Ops: The Line

Some good images that I'm not creative enough for

That faggot is out of uniform, his ACU should be fully velcroed

I love you

That's the least of the problems with his uniform, git gud faggot.

Very good, fellow vidmaster.

Perfect

Look pal, I was a dumbshit fuzzie once but this is inexcusable.

It's not even heat cat 2, little shit is just playing it loose.

1st image animal crossing
2nd image Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE
3rd image payday

You act like there's something in regulation against having your velcro partially done on your sleeves. It's there for individual body shape differences as much as anything else.

But it's an eyesooooooore, user!

I agree but you may as well say the button-up sleeves have to always be at the tightest button. All velcro is an eyesore, thank god there's less of it on the new shit.

Uncharted

Last of Us and Bioshock Infinite are good substitutes

Any david cage game

Call of Duty

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Samurai Zombie Nation

rollercoaster tycoon

Would've also made a great "DF-9" image

Splatoon

From left to right:
Morrowind's wilderness
Oblivion's "wilderness"
Skyrims wilderness.
Not necessarily better as they get more filled though. Nothing in the image indicates that it's water, just a clear liquid. It could be poison.

Looks like opposing force to me.

Imagining this company get 4 random black dudes and pay them to act like stereotypes is funny to me.

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Noice.

Tera online

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MGSV

is that actors impersonating dsp and his girlfriend?

Fable TLC

laughed irl

stardew valley

Spore

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God damn it user.

Hearts of Iron IV

Looks better than the in-game sprites tbh fam. Entitled babbies should be happy no matter how they look though.

t. wiz ;l

you missed a golden joke

your filename is its hip to

and there are bees

but they are not in a SQUARE

kill self, you

Depression Quest

I hope no one respectfully disagrees with this because Paradox is perfect in every single way ever since they started balancing around multiplayer.

t. johan

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undertale :^)

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While I agree with you good sir, I also believe that people don't really know what's good for them. They want the game balanced around single player, but that's not what's important.

It's just like how we had to write in events in EU4 that give -6 stability drops and +10 global unrest for a player who chooses a male heir over a female one.

t. podcat

Dwarf Fortress

I want theoretical mathfags to leave.

Those events just make the game a more interesting challenge. Can't wait to stream it for you all!

t. DDRJake

It's so far from a square you might as well call it a circle.

I have been roasted; I withdraw.

Wolfenstein 3D

This might as well be a square then

you're a square

By definition, a square have to have equal length sides. There is no ambiguity about this.


Trapezoids rectangles and squares are all quadrilaterals so they belong to the same four-sided shape Family. However, rectangles are a special case in which two sides are parallel to each other, and squares are special case in which all sides are parallel to each other.

Show me a square in the real world with perfectly equal length sides. You can't, because you can't demonstrate that the sides are of perfectly equal length, and even if you could they more than likely wouldn't be. Get your metaphysical shit outta here.

No shit.

Don't you mean perpendicular?

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What? I don't understand what you are getting at.

Well, I think I understand, but I am terrified that you actually think along these lines, so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are trolling.

That's the same manic user in every other thread.

Uh… there is? Just make every side equally long you retard.

Stock Image are one of the most interesting things on the internet.
I always wonder how they did the photo, why, how did they get the idea of it, it would be great to have some research done on that.
This and "educational" CGI music videos and those girls-games are for me the holy trinity of the mystery of the internet.

This thread

It's pretty bad.

Watch Dogs

i'd totally sniff flip flops with that girl

Yeah, tell me about it. Dont even know why so many template threads are allowed on the catalog as it is. Janitors arent doing their jobs.

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but user it's not a job if they do it 4free

Mario Party

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auh

gross

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It's as if you
LoL'd

Fallout 4

What game would this be?

yeah, nah, you're a cunt

CSGO

wew

Borderlands

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Max Payne 3. At least the police station level.

Okay I'm done

First image is Lisa: The Painful
Third image is Deadly Premonition

Any game where you can get encumbered but you can also sell items

This site doesn't have janitors you fucking newfag.

swatting is god's gift to mankind

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H-games

FTL

This reminds me of being on the local old guy's house and we're in his bedroom where he shows me some shit and then lends me his army binoculars but he just breaks down with a bunch of war memories

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user?

I'd like CrowbCat if not for how intellectually disingenuous some of his videos are, like that TF2.

if all niggers were CJ the world would be a better place. I mean they would still all be criminals dumber than a trained monkey with a need to procreate excessively but at least they wouldn't pull the race card

X respectfully disagrees.
DDRJake did nothing wrong pls donate to his patreon

t. Mehmet

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i want you to die

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Took ya long enough. I've been waiting 8 hours.

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ding dong dong dong ding dung

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Space Balls the Video Gameâ„¢

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Watermark the thread?

Will do, fam

[Spoiler] Katamari Damaci [/spoiler]

FUCK

Bones? Is that you?

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Even on cuckchan you would've fucked that up.

Gotham City Imposters

Goddamn auto-capitalization. I didn't think it would ruin the spoiler.

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Nice id

Nice id

Middens.

well done fag

wew

I wonder if taking stock photos is an actual job that people actually get paid for.
Because if it is, I really want that job.

Fallout New Vegas

* * h a h a h a h a f a g g o t * *

Really, I think the 2nd one is a good for Impossible Creatures

This is blatant rule 7 breaking. The fact its still up is proof enough the janitors arent doing their fucking jobs anymore. No wonder the board is going to shit.


Go back to reddit nigger.

first is Fable
second is Smash
third is Borderlands

Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3

I miss ss13.

I hate you for making me remember this.

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Bloons: Tower Defense

NieR

Max Payne

It's better than 20XX

Underrated post.

No, that's clerks 2. Dante really does look like DSP though.
Jesus I hadn't noticed that before.

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dante is basically DSP at life

Dante isn't obnoxious and insufferable, he's just a little arrogant (but ultimately an alright guy).

1st- Terrafirma craft
2nd- batman arkham series
3rd- call of dut

wtf? this is so bugged, im gonna get this black chick pregnant

wahhh? now I gotta reload
GOTDAMMIT, now i gotta drive all the way back! this is shitty game design!

Hearts of Iron III

HAW HAW HAW HAW WHAT A SHITTY GAEM

I liked the game overall

1st- beamNG
2nd-rainbow six
3rd-GTA san andreas, (when you get to SF)

splatoon free for all match

Step it up