What are your expectations for this after seeing TLJ?

What are your expectations for this after seeing TLJ?

Despite the title a stronk nigger of womyn will be the lead.

At least this one has a chance of bombing. Can’t guilt trip normalfaggots into watching a movie about a straight hwhite male.

Not supporting a jewish actor in a nu-wars movies another shoah you bigot,antisemite, nazi!

no survivors

I'm betting on it being the first one to outright bomb due to it doubling production costs and the choice of main actor. Not having Ford as Han Solo was already a fuckup, but having an actor that needed a coach brought on to pick up this mantle is a special kind of disaster brewing. Critics are paid shills and will love it anyway.

At least grow some facial hair.

I'm getting real sick of this shit.

Never had any expectations for this to begin with.

Han Soylo

reshoots will include a tranny sheboon who will be the mc, solo will be relegated to supporting cuck.

It'll mostly be about Lando and some random pair of tits they picked up along the way, likely fat and/or with colored hair. Can't have white men acting all heroic in Soy Wars after all.

I don't think so, sexist.

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So that's where that hand animations in Cuphead came from.

It will be surprise kino.

I thought it was a mexican but it was really a jew!

top kike

Rian Johnson isn't making it so it wont be kino

Hollywood insider here. I'm gonna drop some spoilers because you guys are OK.

Han was originally Hanna. Born a female he quickly realized he was a man trapped in a girls body. First part of the movie is him hitchhiking to Kamino to get a sex change

Middle part of the movie is Hanna (now Han) trying to pay the Kaminoans for the sexchange. They tell him about some midichlorians-like lifeform that is transmitted by probing the cloaka of males. Han now chases this lifeform throughout the galaxy probing aliens (and humans) left and right. I can't reveal too much but it's hilarious. If you like the Star Wars bar and casino scenes you gonna love this.

Final part: After a probing he becomes a friend of Jabba the Hut and he agrees to a high risk, high reward adventure. They want to sneak back into Kamino to steal some clones. But not any clones. Jabba and Han want clones in a very early stage of development. From this point it's basically Mission Impossible meeting Star Wars.

Bonus spoiler: OK, if you liked the big celebration scene at the end of A New Hope the party scene of this one will whip you into ecstasy. Picture Jabbas palace, Han and all kind of wacky aliens and robots and the rescued clones.

Hand Solo
get it?
it's a masturbation joke

It's gonna get praised by normies and critics.
Ron Howard is a hack and a shitty one

I thought he married one?
I wonder if that will be the movie. He has some high flying adventure and on the way he meets another kick ass smuggler crew, led by the strong, independent, and most importantly BLACK WOMAN.
She will be wittier than him, probably steal something solo was after and he will pursue her across the galaxy, all while talking about how good she is.
There will be a lot of flirting over holographic transmissions until finally, the black female's smuggling crew runs afoul of the first order or empire, depending on when this takes place.
Solo will embark upon a rescue mission where he will discover she never needed to be rescued! Indeed, it was Solo who needs to be rescued because he ran roughshot into an empire trap! typical white male behavior smh
She will, having escaped earlier, will take the millennium falcon to rescue Solo.
It will end with them getting married and showing that he had a mixed race baby who will then appear later on in the next star wars film as a new protagonist.

"normies" aren't fucking praising TLJ so I dont know what you mean

They'll make Han a bihomo with Lando. At this point, Disney might as well ruin these characters until there's nothing left

HAN?

SOLO!

They're called normalfags, cuck

I know thats why they will praise blade shit like the han solo film and rogue one and tfa

bland*

You know that the only reason he got the job is because Spielberg met him at a bar mitzvah (I'm not kidding).

Coincidentally, Spielburg is why Kathleen Kennedy was hired by George.

Embed related will still be better than that movie

dont dare disgrace Marco Polo's name with this drivel

Makes me wonder if Disney will hire Ewan for the Obi-Wan movie. He's not a jew.

There's two outcomes:

Gee, it can't possibly go wrong.

I can't wait for Spielberg to get exposed as a pedo.

Don't forget "muh Kessel run" taken literally.

We'll live to see a woman do the impossible, actually manage to make something Star Wars related that loses money.

I have some inside info on this. Supposedly, they're going to play up a bromance between Han and Lando as well as a love triangle with some black female. They want to appeal to the Tumblr crowd. This was at the direction of Kathleen Kennedy.

But of course it is. Why is anyone surprised a woman behaves like a woman?

We might be seeing it now. TLJ missed its target for Thursday.

He doesn't even look like Han.

He got the role through good old Jewish nepotism, so no surprise there.